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The dress-up feature is one of my favorite ways to waste time in this game and there is nothing funnier than how proud Tsukasa looks regardless of his fit LOL
like look at him. now he’s smugly repping his sister’s girlfriend (he would actually)
#the ichimiku outfit being available to everyone is so funny#obviously not canon but it’s so funny to imagine everyone randomly having an ichika shirt. why? in universe l/n marketing goes crazy i gues#though tsukasa i'm sure would would have bought it to support saki and her friends#project sekai#tsukasa tenma#<- sorry for main tagging my silly costume choices#shoutout to my one friend whose tsukasa is much more majestically dressed and inspired me to change him into something silly (this)#which i'm still laughing at#autumnal rambles
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if dust takes off his hood and scarf then nobody can recognize him. he has literally no permanent traits that make him recognizable (which actually kinds upsets me because,,,,, there is no physical representation of his character development from sans to dust BUT EAAHHHH whatever,,, we cope with it.) but in like a silly goofy comedic way. it's like perry the playapus ans dr doofenshirmst (incorrect spelling but only by societies standards)
dust with hood down and no scarf
killer: a sans?
he puts on the scarf
horror: a GENOCIDE sans???
the hood goes up
killer: DUST SANS AKA MURDER SANS AKA DUSTTALE SANS FROM HIT AU DUSTTALE?????
horror's skull breaks a second time on the other side from sheer shock
#why use mtt for this example? WHY NOT USE MTT FOR THIS EXAMPLE#heh. buddy pal chummy chum friend you forgot who you're talking to. this is triglycercule pal.#the fella with the name mttmttmtt? the fella who has a pfp and banner of them? the fella whos posts are 78% about them?#heh.... these beta beginners have no idea whos post theyre reading..... 𝓸𝓲 𝓸𝓲 𝓸𝓲..... 𝓫����𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓴𝓪...........#please do not let that previous tag effect your perception of me that was in a satirical way#anyways this ide is so funny. i think if i had more motivation to draw comics this one would absolutely pop off. but i dont#my issue is that majority of the ideas i think of in my head appear in COMIC form#so its either slave away at drawing and burn out motivation or write a post that cant fully encapsulate all my ideas#well of course i'll take the easier route because i'm a lazy prick#BUT STILL. guys if anyone ever wants to steal my content to make a comic or write something or draw something#i give you permission to do so. you can steal my content all you want#as long as you say it was inspired by someone. dont even have to say who.... but you'll know. and i'll know. and that's enough for me#no but on a serious not if someone actually used my shitty tumblr posts as inspiration to draw something i would be SO FUCKING HONORED#the day that happens is the day i ascend to heaven. not because i killed myself tho. i'd go to hell if i did that#i hope someone laughs at these tags because i sure am#it may just be the lack of friends to tell me if i'm funny or not but i consider myself the funniest person. ever#put me up to a stage and tell me to do stand up i'd have everyone chortling#except the crowd has to be my fans#ANYWAYS time to get to work. dattebayo ‼️‼️‼️🤣👊👊#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#ohhh is this a hc. absolutely but a really really silly one#often times than not i come up with headcanons and then i proceed not to actually headcanon characters as that. huh#tricule hc
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Use this generator to randomly create headcanons for your muse Bold all that actually apply!
Inosuke can kill you in an instant and will.
Inosuke has chronic nightmares.
Inosuke hacks their stats in every video game they play.
Inosuke set a public school on fire and got away with it.
Inosuke likes to eat straight coffee beans.
Inosuke is a very good singer.
Inosuke has an incredible spice tolerance.
Inosuke can't handle criticism.
If the sorce media was a musical, Inosuke would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing.
Tagged by: @fallesto ♥ Tagging: @dnangelic @lavenderongunpoint (Shinobu) @arrachnes @tsukuharuko @espectres
#boar compendium / headcanons#[[i'M LAUGHING SO HARD why do so many of them work fkjdhgkdm#the school on fire and the BEANS#i'm pretty sure tumblr still doesn't let you tag more than 5 people so steal this from me :3 ]]
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"You're pretty new at this whole relationship thing, huh?"
"... Yeah."
#outer range s2#outer range s2 spoilers#outer range 02x01#maria olivares#rhett abbott#isabel arraiza#lewis pullman#rhett x maria#um... idk i love them#but why would they do this to me? it's gonna sting so much when they break up#her teasing him is my favorite thing#but also her calling him ''wonderful''? my god the squeal i let out...#the smallest little smile and the way he looked at her before he said ''good'' after she said she likes how she feels when she's with him?!#now i'm rhett going ''don't do this'' but instead of with his truck it's with the show#my biggest gripe is that she doesn't help him that much with his broken arm... except maybe to help him shower? /hj#i get why he was the one to get the snacks... it was for the impact of the scene but still#it's great to see them laughing and smiling so much! love that!#i think she smiled at least once while her poor boyfriend was getting freaked out by cats#he could not keep a straight face for that long after saying ''what does that leave me?''#i wonder what he was gonna say before she said she liked how she feels when she's with him... was he giving her an out?#he has NOTHING pleasant to say about her not even a ''thank you'' after being called wonderful smh /j#tw: food?#my girl didn't even say ''bless you'' when he starting sneezing :(#i switched the last picture because i like the way they were smiling at each other when he got onto the bed#after maria laughs in the car after the buffalo run past them i think i can hear the lowest ''so are we-'' or ''sorry''?#and i think that may be because lew thought isa broke character?? but i'm not too sure... maybe it's rhett apologizing#but idk? maybe it's just rhett saying sorry because he felt self-conscious about maybe sounding stupid... or maybe i'm just hearing things#i think the way he even said ''okay'' after she took all the snacks was similar to the way she said it before she grabbed the snacks#look i understand not getting a shower scene but they truly robbed me of seeing rhett and maria with wet hair...#just another little nitpick but i think the ''i like who i am when i'm with you'' would hit harder if we saw maria in scenes without rhett
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Sometimes I sit down to think about the true ramifications of how / what the Fizz Bots are to Fizzarolli,
Imagine robotic clones ( sexual, at that ) being made of you and they are not only modeled after you in physical appearance, but have a likeness to your personality, mannerisms and general demeanor. Imagine they say the things you would, possibly act in the same way you would.
What's worse, is that they're made in your likeness in real time; their production / manufacturing ages along with you,
Imagine you SEE these things being assaulted, used & abused in public; these clones take it all with a smile. Soulless, mindless... But as if that's not enough, then realizing that they may just have sentience. Or at least, they give off the impression they do. And on top of ALL that... they have chunks of your memories, your past; they're you, but at the same time, they aren't,
What do you do with that information? How do you treat them ( yourself? )? What's the end game?
#ㅤ good morning & welcome to Kraehe's 4AM brain; i love Kitty with my heart & soul but FUCK this shit is creepy#ㅤ i don't envy Fizz - not one bit. it's interesting to think about all this because it makes you wonder if her individuality / sentience-#ㅤ -even matters. she KNOWS it doesn't ( it's logical ) & it's not like she has an identity crisis about who / what she's supposed to be#ㅤ but FUCK man it's creepy creepy creepy still! & i'm always eager to explore that; i love Kitty but she's OFF PUTTING. they all are!#ㅤ the little sentience we see is obviously a gag & mainly played for laughs ( i'm sure the masses WANT them to appear like they suffer )#ㅤ but it still makes you think & wonder. anyway - like i said i love Kitty but I definitely do not shy away on the fact of what she is.#ㅤ she's SUPPOSED to make Fizz ( and others but mainly him ) uncomfortable; she's strange & off putting & ( one could even argue ) a-#ㅤ -bastardization of Fizz himself. giving her a different color palette and a lady's voice doesn't change shit...#ㅤ Fizz is NOT obligated nor should he see these things as real; they aren't WHICH IS WHY his views on the Fizz bots as a whole makes#ㅤ -it so fucking interesting for me to consider when writing out interactions Kitty! it's so fucking fun...#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤmoderator 🎀 me tome un selfie,#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤheadcanons 🎀 chuck a cupcake,
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reading this post made me realize I needed some maskless Donnie in my life
#my tmnt art#tmnt bayverse#bayverse donatello#soft flower turtles#also. not sure I'm totally sold on his tattoo design#the flower choice i like#but i might add some filler or make it flow better#kinda don't want them to just be floaty flowers#oh no that means i gotta draw donnie again darn shucks-#i'm like ten tags down now am i safe?#yo i just wanna trace those flowers with my fingers#tongue- hrk#<- has been immediately hit with a rake#why does donnie get hotter the more clothes he puts on?#anyone see that video of the wife just burrowing into her husbands hoodie while he's still wearing it?#His expression is hilarious like fighting between pissed and dying laughing#she gets right up in his face then says babe. babe. I've got info on your extended car insuran-#but yeah i'd be all up in that hoodie
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just found my old tumblr blog i created on the dot of my 13th birthday, suffered psychic damage. no i will not be sharing the url at this time, thank you for your concern <3
#my current main blog dates back to 10 years in september#but this one predates it by several months#not sure why i made a new one--lost the login info for the first? just a fresh start? i don't remember#anyway it's just mostly some very classic examples of teen fangirling. cringe may be dead but it's also. um. cringe <3#but with a few ill-advised posts that might doxx a few people i know/knew irl thrown in#which is why i will not be sharing the url#it is not because i am above embarassing my past self on the internet. yall know i Will laugh at old posts#anyway i'm shocked it's still up and not deactivated? i thought tumblr deactivated inactive blogs from that time
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cannot believe that in 2007 the eighth doctor adventures writers just decided to put toxic yuri in their show. they did that for me
#not me going insane over 2 minor recurring villains#but literally what the fuck is going on with the headhunter and karen#what if an amoral assassin and a normal office worker decided to become partners on a whim & now they time travel and commit crimes together#like what?????#the headhunter could not give less of a shit about other people and doesn't think karen is useful at all and yet just keeps her around#and karen's like yeah she hates my guts and also she makes me kill people. it's a laugh though can't complain#and i'm just meant to be normal about that?????? huh???????#also the way they both just flirt with lucie every time they see her is so funny#karen's like hey babe!!!! how are you!!!! do you want to join us!!!! while holding a knife to lucie's neck shdjshs#while the headhunter's like ah lucie miller the thorn in my side [saves her life] this means nothing [saves her life] you disgust me [saves-#doctor who#big finish#i've finished s3!!!! whoop!!!!#my thoughts are why does lucie miller keep getting turned evil and can it keep happening bc it's hot. who said that#my only issue with this format is that it's very adventure based. which yeah it's called the 8th doctor adventures#but i wish there was more breathing room for lucie. the doctor keeps being all sad (fair his life is awful) but lucie's going Through It#and never gets a chance to really process anything#also the retroactive continuity errors make me laugh#'i'm 900 years old' no the fuck you're not! you still have the time war yet buddy!#i like to think they're just signs of 8's swiss cheese memory#i hope there's books set in this era. i'm sure nobody will be able to tell me bc they gave up 20 tags ago agdkhsjshsjs
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Calling out that renaming the already iconic app you bought to something that sounds like an already existing porn site as another example of why the name "X" is very stupid from a business standpoint (cuz it would be more likely to put off advertisers) in a classroom full of other teenagers was probably not my brightest idea this week.
#momento rambles#ugghhh that laugh that followed tho 💀 what have i done#like why did you think i was talking something else when the topic was specifically elon musk and his horrible naming skills???#like was that not common knowledge or did everyone just forget that that was a glaring issue a lot of people had with that name#i'm pretty sure most of them were just laughing cuz it sounded random (or at least i hope so) but that was still embarrassing as fuck#not my teacher saying now he'll only think of musk when looking at me now like please no anyone but that man 💀#i mean he understood what i meant but still please don't
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I'm just going to start making posts about classic literature the way modern fandoms do with characters because I need an outlet and none of my friends willingly read these books
#Zeta Rambles#You guys don't even understand the emotional rollercoaster I just had reading the beginning of “Ulysses”#For context I love Faulkner and near the end of part one I was like “I don't like the Quentin bridge scene vibes this is giving me”#Maybe this is why my professor looked so amused when I told him I was looking forward to reading this book#“Ulysses is a hard read but you like Faulkner.” still the funniest thing he's said to me about my Faulkner obsession#Literally. Shreve was basically my first blorbo. I think that says something about me but I'm not sure what#I can't get over Stephen's thought process. It's so perfectly unhinged. I love the prose and its cadence so much.#Also. That line. That freaking “Wilde's love” line actually caught me so off-guard that I had to close the book for a second. LIKE HELLO???#Anyways. I have a feeling my professor is going to LAUGH when I tell him I read all of part one.#He told us just to test the waters. Maybe try to read the first few pages. I think he anticipated everyone being too frustrated to read mor#JOKES ON HIM! I freaking love reading this sort of prose. Stream of consciousness my beloved
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................. not to rain down on anyone's parade but barely characterized 14 year old lucerys could never have the swag eleanor or henry had
#1#2#3#4#5#again you do you per carità i'm not here to judge anyone's taste because then i'd be a fucking hypocrite#but this still made me laugh#maybe because i never really understood the hype around luke/aemond. i mean i get it on a intellectual level#but there are so many juicier pairs in hotd that while i understand why people would ship it i'm not sure why it's so popular#no hate to the pairing or anything of course. you can ship whatever you want!#but this reeks of the usual inflated m/m ship with one (or two) fictional men with weak or barely acknowledged characterizations#while incredibly complex female characters (at least in comparison) are JUST THERE#again this is not a hate post about the ship or slash pairings (OBVIOUSLY!!)#but still. in any case the eleanor/henry dynamic fits better with rhaenicent or maybe daemyra tbh#like... even when i love a ship with all my heart i wouldn't assign *every* possible au to them but only those who fit their characters bes#if my otp is a etl ship i wouldn't want to read or write a childhood friends to lovers au because what i like about them#is that they fucking hate each other's guts and perpetually try to kill the other (before falling in love... and sometimes even after)#if a pairing is more p&p like i really couldn't get into a wuthering heights au even if i'd recognize it's magnificently written#because that's not what these characters and their dynamic are. it would be projection#at this point i would prefer to read/write about two ocs ngl#again in fandom you can do whatever you want i'm no one and i could never tell you what you can or can't like. that'd be ridiculous#and idw the op of that post to feel bad about it. it's just my personal preference/opinion on fanworks that's all#val speaks#val rambles in the tags#txt
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angry? peeved? frustrated? kind of annoyed? bursting at the seams with malice? want to commit a federal crime but it's (sadly) against the law? have i got the solution for you!!: put cat food in their shoes
#just me hi#i put like a smallish scoop of cat food in my dad's shoe and i'll do it again fhvsb#apparently it may not have been as little as i thought. still kind of very funny though hbvfsh#there is nothing more satisfying then hearing someone go '???? why is there cat food in my shoes ????' and then So Much cat food coming out#of their shoes after the Annoyances hfsh#i act sly for one reason and one reason only. if at least 3 people can get a laugh out of it#Did i get scolded? heh. yegh#Did my mom also think it was funny and i Barely got scolded? ehehg. yeeh#cat food! saves lives. saves.............................. ch..ives................................................#//anyway. my computer is busted again Yayyyy [confetti confetti]#it's going in like a month#there's something wrong with it but nobody's sure what. mystery ailment is ailing my machine :/#i Do know that i can't connect to the internet w/o an ethernet cable tho. banished to the living room‚ as my brother says 😔#//ANywho i'm going to play a game now#bye ! bye toodles :D
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when the catholics eat the body of christ it's fine but when i bring stigmata cookies to easter dinner it's weird?
#is this offensive to christians#to be fair i think my partner's family are protestants and not the eucharist kind#and i don't think they understood the reference#not sure how#they're the like....ambiguous american christian type#which ends up being super regional in my experience#like my hometown most were presbyterian or episcopalian#then elsewhere they were like...majorly lutheran or unitarian or congregationalist#then there's my friend who is like....fundamentalist non denominational which seems like a weird cult denomination#i tell him this and he laughs and says yeah I'm keeping an eye on it which is why we're still friends#hey ct is this anything#cryptotheism#stigmata#cookies#baking#it me#easter
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posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh
#god i am trying so hard to just have fun and be myself#but when i do that i'm immediately a strange outsider creep#and since i can't really mask my version of masking is just not talking and then obviously you don’t find any joy in fandom spaces either#i will always be a shitty unlikable freak no matter how much i pretend otherwise. it was obvious from the start that getting involved in#fandom spaces was a fucking mistake. it's always a mistake because you're some laughing stock at best and a horrifying freak at worst#i don't blame people for not liking me i've realised what an awful person i am long ago#but it's always so hard witnessing something like fun social groups from the sidelines knowing you'll never be a part of it#this is why my mental state has been deteriorating so severely in the last few months. that Realisation once again nothing fucking changed#i know it's stupid to get so upset over fandom but it's only a pattern for me#i stopped trying to be friends with people when i was a teenager because it hasn't worked a single time#this attempt at integrating myself into the wotr and bg3 fandom by sharing my shit was just one mistake#gortash/zeke is so different from anybody else’s work and i wish i could find joy in something that it isn’t fucking deranged but i can’t#like yes it’s just fandom bullshit! gortash/zeke is a fucking oc x canon ship! why am i getting so upset over it!#i love writing them. i��ve never been this happy writing anything. and it’s entirely indicative of a common pattern in my life#when i earnestly share parts of myself/things i’m passionate about people get creeped out. and honestly? rightfully so#i would leave the discord servers i’m in because it’s fucking crushing me dude. this is so petty but i’m so jealous of what you people have#but in one i am server owner and i don’t want to just dump that responsibility onto someone else and then dip#and in the other two i’m not sure anyone would even notice that i’m gone but i still worry about being rude#though i’m not entirely sure i didn’t get invited to one of those just so people could laugh at me. idk probably just being paranoid but i#it’s been gnawing at me#ok no if i’m being this vulnerable on tunglr.com i can also say that part of me staying is also still having the hope that i could fit in#one day. logically i know it won’t happen but it’s nice to have hope sometimes#watching you all from through the window having fun like a creep#so yeah. i’ve always felt like this but it’s been rapidly getting worse with my failed attempt at the bg3 fandom#idk just been crying non-stop for the last few hours. went through an entire pack of tissues in an hour it’s very disgusting#they’re all lying around me as i’m typing this like a pillowfort of snot lmao#so yeah. idk. if someone could come over and lobotomise me that’d be nice. orin where are you when we need you most#i never had any friends irl so i foolishly gave this a shot. i’m sorry#also doesn’t help that i can see someone dropping me for people that are easier to be around in irl rn#it just hurts because it’s always like that. someone you are around when you have no other option at best. not even that sometimes
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Oxenfree 2 spoilers, re the 'final choice'
I played the whole game in a solid 7 hour chunk yesterday and I'm still trying to decide how I feel about it, and I'll have to do another playthrough when I can, because there's so much of the way the characters are that seems based on your choices so I wanna see what happens when I make other choices
but I'm seeing that a lot of people let Olivia go through the portal at the end, and that everyone who didn't is saying those who did are monsters for letting this grief-stricken teenager kill herself
and. i don't think there is a 'right' choice at the end there in most circumstances. but i did let Olivia take the radio, because as awful as it felt I just kept thinking that I couldn't do that to Rex
especially since we just had a ghost moment of Rex telling Riley she has to keep fighting, even though she's going to keep failing? to follow that up with 'or you can just kill yourself now to save these kids'? like it is a horrible thing to do to Olivia but it's a horrible thing to do to Rex too?
honestly, based on my playthrough, the 'right' thing seems to be Jacob going through the portal. few players forced him to because apparently the only way for him to do it is if you force him - I didn't even let him come on the island with me. I saw the prompt that I could stop him and immediately knew that if I didn't he would die. Riley kept seeing visions of her future but Jacob never did. Jacob kept talking to me about how he feels he never did anything important in life, how he likes just chilling in his hometown, how he doesn't have any grand ambition but also wants to do something important and meaningful
when that prompt popped up I thought 'if I go to that island I'm getting sucked into this loop too and I'm not coming back; Jacob doesn't deserve that' and I made him stay. I'm curious now if there's a specific dialogue tree that leads to Jacob deciding, at the end, that him going through that portal and saving everyone by doing what he's always been doing is his way of being a hero. but that wasn't the option i'd been given. instead I had two suicidal people, who both had their whole lives in front of them
#oxenfree#oxenfree lost signals#ultimately i think where I'm at now is... the ending kind of felt. forced? in a way that didn't feel entirely believable?#like oh we can just save everyone now except for whoever goes through the portal to sacrifice themself?#how does that make sense honestly? isn't that basically what alex was trying to do in game 1?#like they were just trying to find some way for there to be an impossible decision for the player at the end#even though the how and why of that impossible decision didn't strictly line up#but i only found like half of the letters and im sure theres a ton more lore stuff to uncover#the weird cult stuff also didn't make any sense to me during play??#i was LAUGHING when we went into the community center and jake was like 'wait this is just... boring astrology stuff??'#like YEAH BUD! thats what ive been saying this whole game!!#every time you or anyone else has been like ooh creepy cult stuff this whole time ive been 'like WHAT'#theres NOTHING to this 'cult' they're KIDS playing with an aesthetic! thats literally it my guy!!#like im still not sure if we were supposed to ever be creeped out by the kids at any point during the game#or if the POINT was 'oh they sound weird but they're just stupid kids'#it does seem very much that thats the theme of the game tho lol#'this sounds big and important and scary but its just idiot kids who dont know what theyre doing puffing their chests'
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Third time I've seen Ebisu's death scene, but that still hurts. You can't just have his last words be "I don't want to die" and then expect me to be okay. THAT'S what I mean. The characters really affect each other. And yet even where the story is now, I really don't think Yato has any idea how much of a force for good he's already been. I don't know if he knows he's succeeded. So many characters are willing to put their lives, safety, and happiness on the line because they feel like they owe him, and I don't think he knows.
anyway if anything bad ever happens to Ebisu again I'll riot
#I really wanna make posts about 1. why Ebisu's death scene was done so much better in the manga than the anime#it was SO dragged out and I cannot think of a single good story reason why they would've added in the stupid yassification beam or whatever#actually just a post comparing the anime and manga#because I don't think the anime was bad by any stretch#HOWEVER#they changed/added/left out a couple things that were either unnecessary and slightly detrimental#and there were three separate instances I remember laughing at the anime because something was silly in a slightly out of place way#ONLY TO LATER DISCOVER THAT ALL THREE WERE NOT IN THE MAIN MANGA LOL#still think it would be interesting although I'm sure someone's done it already#oh and 2. characters and times where someone has put their life on the line for Yato#cause it happens ALL THE TIME#pickle pontificates#noragami#noragami spoilers
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