#not sure what i feel abt the whole cheating storyline

[oneirataxia-girl]

episode one and two of tua s4 done. was it slightly painful at times? yes. do I think there’s Something Off about everyone’s characterization? also yes. will I keep watching? a tentative yes ig??

[azalea-mcyt]

Okay got something in my head again KEJWJWH Punz friends with benefits

Reader has been in an rs with a person who has been cheating on them over and over but continues to stay, Punz their bestfriend knows abt it and is pissed of Punz has a crush on the reader not knowing forrr yearrsss and until now he doesnt know ( feel like ik writing a whole story rn tf😭 im sorry this is so long ) continuing Reader found their partner on their bed with the partners bestfriend yk the people they tell you not to worry abt. And Reader shocked almost tearing up not knowing where to go and suddenlt they think of punz and go to them and its like in the middle of the night 10pm-12am maybe and he sees reader crying and absolutely knows they have been cheated on again and just hugged the reader ( this sounds so sweet ) and they both go inside bla bla bla reader tells what happend bla bla bla and Punz thinking to taking this to his advantage and saying what if we fuck yk and maybe i could take pics of you ( WITH CONSENT OFC LOVE CONSENT ) and Reader obvi tired of getting played by a fucking jerk decides to agree with it and blabla bla sex overstimulation takes pics send it to the partner and boom just wrote a whole fucking storyline im sorry LAMAOFKSJ

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ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖

Pairing: CC!Punz x fem!reader

Kinks involved: fingering, overstimulation, unprotected sex (USE PROTECTION PLS)

Pronouns: afab, she/her

This story does contain mentions of cheating, so if this is something that may upset you, please read with caution :)

He was a dickhead, and you knew it. There was always some other girl he was bringing home and fucking in a drunken mess. They always left the next morning, elated by the events of the night before.

But you weren't. You never were. Because that man was your boyfriend.

Were you not enough? Did they look better than you? Did they do better than you? Maybe so.

That included your friend. That night, when you walked in the room, you swear you could hear your heart shatter. The sounds she made, the words he spoke... it was almost as though he never loved loved you to begin with.

There was only one place that you could think to go- Punz's place. He'd been your best friend for years, and your rock the entire time.

He would never say this, but it hurt him to see you in such a mess. He could never explain it.

You got in your car, tears filling your eyes. It was beyond you why it was surprising- he'd done this more times than you could count on your hands. But not your friend. You thought she was safe from his plague.

The lights were still on in Punz's place, even though it was nearly midnight. Lightly knocking on the door, it was opened almost immediately.

"Come here," Punz told you softly, wrapping his arms around you. Your body went limp in his touch, realising how much you needed him in times like these. "What happened this time?"

So you told him. Everything. How you walked in on your friend and your boyfriend fucking on your bed. You were bitter, yet upset. Punz held you tight through all of it, wiping your tears away whenever they fell.

He kept you close for a moment before speaking up.

"Do you want to get revenge on him?" You thought about it for a moment, but also didn't. This was the final straw.

"How would I do that?"

"Here's a plan for you: he's cheated on you, right?" You nodded in response. "So who says you can't do it the other way around?"

It sure as hell did tempt you.

"With who?" Punz looked up at you and smirked. That was an offer you couldn't refuse- Punz was an attractive man, with great qualities.

"And there's a final twist." You widened your eyes. "With your consent of course, I'll take pictures and videos of it. And send them all."

That really did sound good to you. Leaning into him, his lips found yours, passion and grace reciprocating between you. He placed his hand on your hips, gently lowering you down onto the sofa.

You felt safe in Punz's touch, not like that boy you were with before. His hands touched you so delicately, he kissed you so delicately, treated you so delicately.

Both sets of clothing were strewn across the living room floor. You didn't care about that though; you cared about Punz's fingers being deep inside you.

He took a short video of him thrusting his fingers in and out of you, capturing the beautiful sounds that left your lips. He'd be lying if he said he didn't enjoy it also.

Your stomach filled up with that familiar knot, Punz curling his fingers slightly to reach that sweet spot.

"P-Punz..." you moan out, the knot in your stomach untying. He took another video of him fingering you. This time, he continued past your orgasm, letting you feel a strange burn.

"S-Stop Punz, 's too much." He stopped, taking off his underwear.

"You okay?" He asked, kissing your forehead. You nodded in response, still in your post-orgasm haze.

Punz slowly pushed into you, making you both groan. He started slow, getting used to this immaculate feeling. Over time, he sped up, taking various videos and pictures along the way.

You reach a second climax, gripping onto Punz's biceps as you did. That turned him on immeasurably. His rhythm changed; he was going slower and deeper than before.

Pulling out, he groaned as he came all over your stomach. He took a final video of his cum on your stomach.

"This is what happens when you bring home your girlfriend's friend, you fucking idiot." Punz spoke, still recording.

He cleaned you up before himself, letting you come out of your post-orgasm haze in your own time. Once that was done, he came back with some snacks and a selection of movies.

"Do you want to send them, or shall I?" He asked you.

"I'll do it." You volunteered. You knew you wanted to do it.

Selecting the images and videos, you didn't even think about pressing the send button. It just happened.

But damn, was it good to be bad.

👾anon i am in love with these requests. never apologise for sending a long ask, because this one was so much fun to write!

xoxo,

azalea

[oceanmonsters]

p.s. I still love you: Thoughts

definitely not as good as the first one :( susan johnson I miss you

I feel like one of the main problems was peter & lj’s relationship - the only thing making me care about them was my attachment from the first movie but this movie didn’t really add much, they just put in a bunch of bits of them being cute as a couple (that admittedly were cute and enjoyable) but didn’t show my anything abt Peter’s personality or what she liked abt him. All we know is that they love each other. We don’t know what makes her choose him other than the fact that she loves him, but they don’t show why she loves him, or any real personality at all. What are his interests, outside of sports? What do they have in common? We never see them like talking about anything other than their relationship, and a lot of the time they could just be any random generic couple.

whereas with john ambrose we see them actually getting along and being friends and actually liking each other as people, and not just bf and gf. Like they talk, laugh, joke - if I didn’t watch the first movie and this was a stand alone film there would literally be no competition, ja would win instantly - which I guess is the point of the movie, her established love for peter vs the “what if?” of ja? but they still could’ve given us more of a reason for her to pick peter other than just telling us that she loves him. Like, e.g. ja is more similar to her and they have more in common but she loves peter despite their differences. This was sort of an underlying theme, but they didn’t show enough abt Peter to really make this work.

They really should have picked a central flaw in lj & peter’s relationship that ties into the ja plotline more. the whole “lj feeling insecure and inadequate as a gf” isn’t really resolved at all within their relationship and has nothing to do with the ja storyline so I think if their conflict had e.g. been more about they and their lives being too different whereas ja had more in common with her and seemed more compatible but she chooses peter anyway bc she loves what makes him different to her that would have made the conclusion a lot stronger. as it stands, while she and peter get back together and lj resolves a lot of issues personally, they don’t really resolve any issues within their relationship - do we see peter being like “I know gen relies on my a lot for emotional support and I didn’t want to hurt her but I know I can’t be that for her anymore and I need to prioritise you” or lj addressing the fact that she was borderline emotionally cheating w/ ja or anything like that? what tells me that they’re not gonna just keep having more and more problems once the movie ends?

SO MUCH NARRATION like I am pretty sure the first movie did NOT have as much narration as this, literally the whole movie was narrated and a lot of key developmental moments were narrated by lj when it would have been so much better to show her actually saying them to peter and having a discussion with him (e.g. the bit about her and peter’s connections with gen)

overall I just felt like the movie just had so much less heart than the first one - they barely showed lj interacting with her sisters, peter and kitty getting along, any of the little things that really made the first movie so good. instead we get the unecessary dad x neighbor plotline which literally adds nothing to the plot except unecessary scenes like Korean new year and fakesgiving which aren’t bad but literally are completely irrelevant to the overall plot and just took time away that could have been spent actually showing us peter and lj’s relationship. show them having a movie night with kitty like in the first movie! show them doing stuff together relevant to their interests!

some REALLY weird shots like the one of her lip syncing down the hallways or even worse THEM RISING AT THE END DURING THE KISS LIKE WHAT WAS THAT????? LITERALLY HATED EVERY SECOND OF THAT

anyway overall I don’t think it was terrible, I enjoyed watching it, but I think that was mainly because they threw in a lot of surface level cute scenes and moments that I enjoyed but then didn’t actually really understand or showcase the characters in the way the first movie did. it didn’t ruin the first movie for me like I was worried it would, but I most probably wouldn’t rewatch it

[lizzybeth1986]

Quick Thoughts on TRR Book 2 Chapter 16

• IT’S HAPPENING FAM!

• Since there’s a chance that Homecoming Ball is going to be an absolute disaster, might as well put my crown on now

•

WHAT URGENT MATTER WHICH URGENT MATTER. LIAM YOU SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS.

• Maxwell since when was Bertrand a ‘calm presence’ 😂

• “No plots, schemes or blonde-haired barriers in the way!” Bertrand tells me. You sure about that boi? Coz everytime someone says something won’t happen in this book, it fucking happens 😑

• MAXWELL SINCE WHEN WAS ME ACCEPTING A PROPOSAL IN MY WAITRESS UNIFORM A GOOD IDEA

• When in doubt (and in NY getting engaged) dress like a New York skyscraper

• I had thought the Bertrand Savannah story would be over by now, but it isn’t. Far from it. But from what I gather - he seems to a. think that restoring Beaumont House’s glory comes first, b. feel that his love for Savannah (he does mention that he “treasures” her messages) is a distraction, c. deems himself a failure. There are some pieces to this puzzle missing and methinks we’ll find them all only in Book 3.

•

Legit. This right here is how my MC ended up head over heels for him.

• Liam: You radiated…possibility.

I believe at some point in the chapter, Liam highlights this as true not only in his own case, but applies it to how she changed Drake’s, Hana’s and Maxwell’s lives as well. I love that even in this, he doesn’t want to think only of himself. He sees how the MC has influenced his friends as well.

• I love how all our choices in Book 1 have been incorporated in this chapter.

• My favourite sequence in the chapter thus far is when Liam tells us about how he met the rest of the gang. It really does give us an idea of their background and history, and why they all really worked as a team, a unit, a group.

•

The first thing that came to my mind was how Maxwell was the first person to recognize the effect the MC had on Liam, way before even Drake did. He was the first to realise that Liam had found in the MC something he’d never had before, and thought to himself “I don’t want Liam to lose that”. It makes his first invitation to Cordonia that much more poignant, IMO.

• Lol I love how both Liam and Drake’s friendship is comprised entirely of them repeatedly rescuing each other 😂 They’re each other’s Knights in Shining Armour lol.

• OMG I FEEL SO VALIDATED BY WHAT LIAM SAID ABT HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HANA?? I’D BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE BEFORE BOOK 2 CAME OUT OMG THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING LIAM xD

• “Even back then…I knew [Hana and I] would be kindred spirits” - PREACH BRUH THATS WHAT I SAID

•

I SAID THAT TOO.

• “[Hana] is brilliant at a great many things…but hiding her feelings isn’t one of them”. AND THAT.

• In one fell swoop, Pixelberry made “With a Little Help From My Friends” parts one and two canon 😂😂

• Pixelberry also made @toglidethroughlife fic “This Love” partly canon with a way way happier ending if you’re a Liam stan xD

• This reminds me of that time when they made the abdication suggestion (and the MC’s response) that we saw in @violetflipflops “I Will Wait” canon too.

• “I didn’t realise that being a good ruler meant taking the reins for myself. Not until you.” Yes yes YES.

• MC you’re a shitty dog owner. You didn’t even notice your dog has been missing for the last few days? Whaaaaaa?

• He called me queen of his heart 😭😭😭😭

.• YES LIAM YES YES YES I’VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY YES SINCE CHAPTER 16 OF BOOK 1

• GUYS DID YOU NOTICE WE GET A ROMANCE MEGAPOINT ONCE WE GET ENGAGED???

• Back when I played the chapter I assumed the megapoint meant this LI would be exclusive for you from that point on…but alas. Looks like that isn’t the case. I do think we’ll see this megapoint next chapter with the others too. Maybe.

•

What he means is “sorry, Joy, I don’t think your little eyes can handle the smut”.

• Soooo this time’s diamond option is purely sexytimes, with a side order of Lady Liberty trivia. (the lightning one sounds ominous and symbolic of Liam in some ways). I’m okay with that because I really liked the non-diamond journey that preceded it, I thought that was a beautiful way to retrace their steps to the very beginning of their journey together.

• Also. As I have said before. Cordonian men have a thing for pinning their women to walls 😂

• This comes up if the MC speaks about Lady Liberty being struck by lightning 600 times.

Liam says the MC represents possibility. The MC says this. The Bad is gonna happen fam. In the Finale 😭😭😭

• Yknow there are several ways this could go down:

1. An assassination

2. A coup

3. Possible leaking of Constantine’s involvement in the conspiracy, leading to people losing their faith completely in Liam. It would take a great amount of effort for Liam to win his people’s trust, all through no fault of his own 😭

I hate option 1 but at least I hate it the least 😭😭😭 I’d much rather Liam get heroically injured than emotionally and publically torn apart like that 😭😭😭😭

• MADELEINE KNOWS SOMETHING.

• MAYBE REGINA KNOWS SOMETHING TOO IDK. MAYBE EVEN ADELEIDE KNOW SOMETHING. OR NOT. IM SO CONFUSED.

• If you reject Liam’s proposal, the resulting behaviours from the MC’s side are highly problematic:

1. She does it NOW when this man is on his one knee with a ring. Imagine how much more poignant and beautiful this admission would have been if they let you say it way back at the balcony. Imagine having the opportunity to tell Liam you love someone else at that point, seeing him conflicted, sad, confused - BUT AT LEAST he knows the stakes and knows it involves you finally going to the love interest of your choice in the end. Imagine him saying “I’m hurt, and sad, but that’s not what matters. What matters is that we clear your name.” How much more poignant that scene would have been. How much richer would it have made Liam’s story with you even if you weren’t pursuing him. It would allow him to maybe explore other options with other people. And it would be completely in character for him to let go that way. The MC, Liam and all the LIs would have wound up all looking good. Having it stretch out this far and crushing him like this is great drama but it makes the MC look like a complete tool. ESP when Liam offers her a duchy and her response is to be happy. HAPPY. “Sure I trampled your heart on my high heels but LAND. TITLES. MY OWN COAT OF ARMS. YAY. Who cares about you boo?”

2. Having the option of kissing him, and having sex with him, even though you have rejected him. Sure, Liam tries to make us feel better about initiating by bringing up the way Cordonia secretly does relationships, but in this case they don’t have consent from the LIs. She’s telling him she wants to have sex with him, at a time when he is vulnerable, desperately in love, still not over her, shocked and confused. That’s manipulative on levels I can’t even begin to describe. There should have allowed Liam to pull a Zig here, not continue placing her on a pedestal. Zig wants the TF MC, and he makes his feelings very clear to her while playing pool, but if she chooses to cheat on her LI with him he makes it very clear how absolutely callous that is on both him and the other LI. It makes it clear that this choice - taken with no one’s consent, and obviously focussed just on her own needs without caring whether other people will get hurt in the process - is wrong. He lets her know her behavior was terrible. Liam would have been well within his rights to tell the MC that too.

At the very least they could have had Liam bring the polyamorous option up and THEN state “but hey, you shitty person, we don’t have Drake/Hana/Maxwell’s say on this yet”.

This isn’t in any way comparable to the Liam/Madeleine/MC situation. Liam was in a forced arrangement, one that he had been clearly manipulated into. Liam had Madeleine’s explicit consent, and got the MC’s as well, before moving forward. Plus he never intended to keep the arrangement with Madeleine, hoping to break it when the MC’s name was cleared (a promise he acted upon and fulfilled immediately, might I add). Here, the MC and Liam are free, as are the other LIs, and they have nothing holding them back. And as I mentioned earlier there is no explicit consent from the LIs, the way there was with Madeleine. Liam is a guy who stayed ridiculously faithful to the MC from the moment she entered the competition, didn’t even look in the direction of the rest of the competition when he was well within his rights to. Ignored Madeleine to a large extent the whole duration of their engagement. Basically ONLY lavished attention, love and devotion to the MC. What about this guy screams “yeah let’s bang without consent from the ppl you’re actually in love with” to you?

• Liam is not the one with the problem here. Nor is the player. The problem is the writing and the game.

• This is an obvious attempt at cashgrab. Now that we will begin to go official with our LIs, how are we going to buy ALL the exclusive LI scenes the way we’ve been doing so far? They can’t completely diverge the stories the way they did with RoE (RoE could afford to do this because there were other characters and storylines we could find ourselves invested in, so restricting it to just one LI in Book 3 was okay), nor can they do what they’re currently doing in TS or ES or LH because the relationship dynamics in this book are vastly different. So they bring up this piss poor excuse so that they can still manage to make sex scenes with the LIs possible even if you’re supposed to be going official with them by the end of the book. Ick. All it does is leave a bad taste in my mouth.

• Other stans I hope you get your sexytimes soon!

[lovethediseasedkillerpuppy]

For the ask you stuff hour- which characters do you enjoy watching interact with Dean the most (for me it's Castiel at the top, but I also really enjoy him with- Benny, Charlie, Kevin, Claire, Jody, Donna, and sometimes Sam). Also, who are your top 10 favorite characters from the show and what are your favorite things about them? Also, even though I'm a Dean fan, I also like Castiel and I was wondering what your take of Cas was (since you've said you do like him).

Dean, aside from this season, actually has the best one-off interactions with characters. I won’t name them bc this’ll get novel length lol, but I had to point out how I enjoy them. It goes to show what a caring person he is that he forms bonds with these strangers so quickly & shows them empathy.

Charlie & Dean is adorable. I loved how sweet & protective he was with her. I’m also serious trash for sister Winchester. Dean’s an amazing big brother to Sam & we see his compassion with girls so I’ve always had a million head canons about how great he’d be with a little sister & I think Charlie was great for that.

Cas & Dean I loved bc when S4 rolled around & they started interacting Cas was just Dean’s. (S4 parallel being Ruby was just Sam’s) Up till S4 they’d done everything together & met the same people & even tho like I said above I like the one-off interactions Dean has & I even think he tends to form closer bonds w reoccurring characters than Sam does, Sam was still involved. Cas didn’t even like Sam at first. All the stuff he decided/changed was based on Dean’s impact on him. Dean changed an who knows how old programmed angel of Heaven just by being himself & passionate about what he believed. It was really interesting to watch them interact in S4/5 when they were figuring each other out. As for later seasons, I like watching them together bc Cas is the one Dean can be himself around. Sam, as strong as their bond may be, Dean still holds that parental responsibility card when it comes to Sam. He often holds things back bc he doesn’t feel like burdening Sam with that. With Cas he’s only a friend & as protective as Dean is for friends/loved ones, that parent/child dynamic isn’t there so Dean has more freedom. We’ve seen quite a few times where Dean will admit to Cas he’s worried abt smth more than he’s letting on to Sam. So I like that Cas is someone that Dean can unload to like that bc that boy always has the weight of the world on his shoulders & eventually it gets too damn heavy no matter who you are.

Dean & Crowley is def a great one. The last few seasons Crowley has done a lot of what I just talked abt with Cas & Dean. Again we have this old creature who isn’t supposed to have “human” emotions & Dean comes along & breaks down that barrier. And the banter between these two is always precious haha.

Dean & Benny: I liked Benny on his own too but my favorite thing abt him was his loyalty to Dean. Benny may have teamed up w Dean to get out of Purgatory but also he was lonely & all he wanted was a friend. When Dean became his friend he was loyal to the bitter end. Benny is the only character who’s ever done that for Dean. He never lied or kept secrets & he always told it like it is.(Granted he was only around for 1 season & I’m sure the writers would have made him lie to Dean eventually if he stuck around, drama & man-pain needed)

And as much as I don’t care for Sam bc of *insert all my blog rants abt him here* I do enjoy a lot of the brother moments. Dean’s love for Sam is a prime ex of what a loving person he is. He does everything for his little brother. He’s always there for him no matter what.

Hmm top 10 characters…

1. Dean (yes, the cheap obvious answer but 10 is a lot & ya didn’t say “besides Dean” so I’ma cheat a bit lol) *see entire blog for what I like about him haha.

Then 2-10 in no real order...

Cas: Ik I’m in the minority but I preferred BAMF S4/5 zero human skills Cas over him being human’d up in later years. Ik logically the character had to move on & the whole point was for him to move away from Heaven so it’s only natural he’d learn their ways but I still miss it. I thought the “take everything literally” angel was pretty damn hilarious. And despite it usually ending badly, I admire the fact that no matter how much he thinks he’s messed up Cas still tries to do what he feels is right. Whether it is or isn’t really doesn’t matter for this point, it’s just a decent quality to try to do right in this day & age. I still like Cas generally but like everything else lately, the writers are messing him up.

Crowley: He’s sassy & always in a nice suit. He always makes me laugh. I really enjoyed him when he was the bad guy & I still like him in this whole frenemy role. I have the same writer complaint for him but I can’t blame that on the character.

Chuck: I adored him in 4x18 & every ep after. I thought the nervous self-deprecating little writer was adorable haha. I was pissed he actually was God bc God sux on this show but while I didn’t agree with some of his crap in S11 (mostly what he laid on Dean) I still liked the character. God was a dick but he pretty much owned it lol. I quite enjoyed 11x20. 

Benny: He was loyal, snarky, bad ass, had a lovely accent & gave me feels. I felt bad for him. He didn’t feel like he belonged anywhere & that hurts. Dean was his only friend in the world & he couldn’t even see him. Benny deserved better.

Charlie: She was a spirited, positive, spit fire. They did the whole “dark Charlie” thing & had her sad past revealed but in general she was a peppy ray of sunshine & I liked that contrast on the show.

Meg 2.0: Bad ass & sarcastic. Nuff said.

Lucifer: I kinda cringe now saying it bc the show beat that dead horse into an annoying head ache, but S4/5 I loved the Apocalypse storyline & I liked Lucifer. He was a snarky mean asshole.

The trickster/Gabriel: Mostly bc his eps were always funny as shit. He’d come in & fuck everything up while eating candy haha. I thought he was a lot of fun.

Jo: I could relate to Jo. Big ‘ol crush on Dean, doesn’t feel like she fits in with all the ‘normal’ people at school, daddy’s girl. I’da loved more of Jo.

My take on Cas...what I said already & I’d like to add that even tho I’m not thrilled with the writers under utilizing him & making him imo ooc at times recently, I’ll always like Cas. I can’t see disliking him. Be it more nostalgia of what once was or the fact that Dean loves him so much...I won’t bail on Cas. I’m so bored w S12 that it even takes an effort to stay invested w Dean at times so I won’t write off anyone bc of S12′s crap. I’ll sit here & cross my fingers for a better last part of the season & improved S13. Hopefully, things get back on track

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[witchfmiliar-blog]

 intro  post  4  the  birb  boy .     finally ,  you  all  say  with  a  sign  of  relief ,  cosbo  didn’t  pick  up  another  b.atb  character !     shocking  i  know .     &  truly  this  ?   was  an  unexpected  character  for  me  to  pick  up .     i’ve  never  played  di.aval  but  i’ve  always  loved  his  part  in  mal.efic.ent  &  i’m  excited  to  see  how  it  goes !     anyway ,  everyone  this  is  devil  bird  &  under  the  cut  you  can  learn  more  about  him !

 WINGS .     I  NEED  YOU  TO  BE  MY  WINGS .

 diaval  has  a  sharp  nose ,  beady  eyes ,  dark  feathery  hair ,  &  a  laugh  that  sounds  a  bit  like  squawking .     raised  marks  along  his  neck ,  chest ,  &  around  his  eyes  also  suggest  that  his  skin  doesn’t  perhaps  fit  him  right .     &  that  would  be  because  it  probably  doesn’t .     diaval ,  due  to  a  life  debt ,  serves  as  the  raven  familiar  to  maleficent  of  the  moors .     he  preens  under  compliments  &  usually  has  little  to  no  mind  in  saying  what  his  opinions  are  to  most .     despite  this ,  however ,  diaval’s  vanity  is  not  something  grossly  egotistical .     he  is  respectful  when  need  be  &  he  doesn’t  think  himself  above  others ;  he  simply  does  not  think  himself  below  others  either .     he  has  a  good  sense  of  self  worth  &  does  not  allow  others  to  make  him  feel  insignificant .

SHORT INFO CHEAT SHEET !

 everything  i  have  for  diaval  is  based  off  the  storyline  of  the  2014  maleficent  film !     WARNING  IF  YOU  HAVENT  SEEN  THE  2014  MALEFICENT  FILM :  THIS  WILL  CONTAIN  SPOILERS  FOR  THE  ENTIRE  PLOT  OF  THE  FILM !     if  you  play  a  sleeping  beauty  character’s  who’s  backstory  differs  from  the  maleficent  film  then  we  can  discuss  something  ooc  but  generally  i  will  assume  them  from  an  alternate  universe  from  diaval’s .   

 diaval  was  once  no  more  than  a  common  raven .     then  he  was  caught  &  nearly  killed  by  a  farmer  until  maleficent  saved  him  by  transforming  him  into  a  man .     for  saving  his  life ,  diaval  pledged  his  loyalty  &  servitude  to  maleficent .     after  maleficent  cursed  aurora  both  she  &  diaval  realized  quickly  that  the  pixies ,  who  were  sent  to  raise  the  princess  in  the  woods ,  were  incompetent  in  caring  for  a  child  &  that  aurora  would  die  before  the  curse  could  even  take  effect  if  left  alone  with  the  pixies.    therefore  the  two  secretly  cared  for  aurora  from  afar  until  she  finally  met  them  when  she  was  around  14 .     maleficent  &  diaval  both  developed  a  parental  care  for  aurora  overtime  &  maleficent  even  tried  in  vain  to  revoke  her  curse .     when  aurora  eventually  did  fall  under  her  curse ,  despite  diaval  &  maleficent’s  efforts ,  it  was  not  prince  philip’s  kiss  that  awoke  the  princess  but  the  motherly  kiss  on  the  head  from  maleficent .     when  attempting  to  flee  the  castle  with  aurora ,  stealing  her  away  from  her  mad  king  father ,  the  three  of  them  were  confronted  by  king  stefan  &  his  men .     aurora  fled  the  scene  while  maleficent  transformed  diaval  into  a  dragon  &  they  attempted  to  hold  off  the  men .     they  won ,  king  stefan  eventually  falling  to  his  death ,  &  aurora  went  on  to  be  the  queen  of  both  the  moors  &  the  human  kingdom ,  uniting  them ,  &  diaval ,  though  no  longer  needed  as  maleficent’s  wings ,  remained  by  maleficent’s  side  &  would  until  death .

 SUMMARY :

 diaval  was  a  raven  &  maleficent  saved  his  life  from  a  farmer  killing  him  by  turning  him  into  a  man  so  diaval  owes  her  a  life  debt

 bc  the  pixies  were  Not  Smart  with  raising  a  kid ,  diaval  &  maleficent  basically  raised  aurora  from  a  distance  so  she  wouldn’t  die  before  the  curse

 both  diaval  &  maleficent  ended  up  caring  abt  aurora  like  parents

 sadly  she  was  still  cursed  but  maleficent’s  kiss  on  the  forehead  of  true  maternal  love  woke  her

 they  killed  king  stehpen

 diaval  remains  by  maleficent’s  side  &  his  loyalty  to  her  is  never  changing

DETAILS !

 DIAVAL’S  PAST :     there’s  not  much  to  say  about  his  life  before  maleficent .     he  was  a  common  raven  from  ireland  who’s  life  was  no  more  extravagant  than  the  next  though  he  thought  he  was  sometimes .     in  a  foolish  task  of  attempting  to  constantly  irritate  an  angry  human  farmer ,  though ,  diaval’s  life  found  it’s  change .     caught  under  a  net  &  mere  moments  away  from  being  beaten  out  of  his  senses ,  diaval  sure  he  was  going  to  die ,  maleficent’s  magic  took  hold  him .     wings  grew  to  arms ,  talons  to  feet ,  beak  to  nose  &  mouth  &  soon  he  was  standing  as  a  very  confused  man  as  the  farmer  ran  in  fear .     in  exchange  for  saving  his  life ,  diaval  pledged  his  servitude  to  maleficent  &  she  had  him  act  as  her  “wings” ,  flying  to  &  from  king  stefan’s  castle  to  bring  maleficent  information  on  the  king  so  that  she  might  plot  her  revenge  on  him  for  robbing  her  of  her  wings .     becoming  a  human  wasn’t  something  he  was  at  all  fond  of  at  first  but ,  with  his  life  now  in  maleficent’s  debt  &  the  transitions  happening  more  frequently ,  his  human  form  became  nearly  as  comfortable  as  his  raven  form .     maleficent  would  also  turn  him  to  anything  ( wolf ,  horse ,  dragon ,  ect. )  she  possibly  needed ,  however ,  all  his  forms  would  constantly  retain  raven  like  features  within  them .

 DIAVAL’S  FAMILY :    as  a  raven  . . .  he  hasn’t  seen  any  of  his  family  in  years  &  he’s  certain  many  of  them  have  died .     he  hardly  thinks  about  this ,  though ,  as  he’s  more  concerned  about  his  current  family .     the  raven  watched  maleficent  grow  close  &  attached  to  the  young  princess  aurora  &  at  the  same  time  he  also  grew  in  fondness  of  the  girl  in  a  similar  parental  fashion .     often  the  raven  would  be  the  one  to  soothe  the  baby’s  crying  at  night  with  milk  to  drink  &  would  rock  her  crib  until  she  fell  back  asleep .     as  she  aged  he  would  play  with  her  as  she  tried ,  giggling ,  to  catch  the  “pretty  bird” .     he  tried  never  to  think  about  the  curse ,  unless  nagging  maleficent  about  it ,  until  it  was  upon  them .    excitedly  he  had  hoped  prince  philip  would  save  the  girl  but  was  pleasantly  surprised  when  it  was  not  the  prince’s  romantic  kiss  but  maleficent’s  motherly  one  to  aurora’s  forehead  that  woke  the  girl .     he  never  thought  he’d  feel  such  warmth  in  his  heart  from  what  he  saw  that  day .     aurora  was  crowned  after  king  stefan’s  death  from  his  battle  with  maleficent  &  maleficent  regained  her  wings  . . .  his  place  was  pointless  but  he  never  dare  leave  maleficent’s  side  now .     he  truly  cannot  imagine  parting  from  the  fairy  &  aurora  is  a  bright  spot  in  his  heart .     they  are  his  familiy  &  no  raven  could  have  better .     he  truly  thinks  himself  the  luckiest  bird  in  the  world .

 the  point  i’m  taking  from  is  shortly  after  the  end  of  the  film !     the  last  thing  he  remembers  is  soaring  down  to  land  &  nearing  the  ground  as  maleficent  was  waving  her  hand  to  transform   him .     however ,  as  he  transformed  he  assumed  something  went  wrong  as  his  feet  did  not  land  in  the  moors  but  rather  here .

 MISCELLANEOUS HEADCANONS !

 he’s  been  turned  into  a  human  often ,  near  daily ,  &  is  used  to  being  in  that  form  but  he  has  never  remained  in  human  form  for  over  twenty  four  hours .     as  a  raven  he  would  fend  for  himself  with  food  or ,  on  rare  occasions ,  maleficent  or  aurora  would  bring  berries  for  him .     other  than  that ?     he’s  never  eaten  a  meal  as  a  human  &  doesn’t  quite  know  what  to  eat  as  one  but ,  from  raising  aurora ,  he  does  know  the  general  rule  of  what  not  to  eat .     he’s  also  fairly  unaware  of  some  biological  human  functions .     one  example ?     dude  has  never  used  the  bathroom  as  a  human  being  . . .  need  i  say  more ?

 he  misses  flying  beyond  belief .     ties  into  how  he’s  never  been  human  this  long .     he  wouldn’t  miss  being  a  bird  so  much  when  he  was  with  maleficent  simply  for  the  fact  that  he  got  to  spend  time  speaking  with  maleficent  but  by  himself  here  he’s  quite  dreary  being  stuck  on  his  two  feet .

 dude  is  incredibly  enamored  with  maleficent .     he’d  seen  her  with  wings  before  &  thought  her  magnificent .     after  becoming  her  familiar  he  grew  close  to  her  &  learned  that ,  truly ,  she’s  not  as  cold  &  cruel  as  she  likes  to  seem .     she’s  just  been  hurt ,  badly ,  &  she’s  rightfully  angry .     she’s  strong ,  though ,  &  powerful  &  confident  &  while  they  may  bicker  often  diaval  truly  worships  her .     he  cares  for  her  with  his  whole  heart .     her  lack  of  belief ,  or  rather  trust ,  in  true  love  does  break  his  heart  sometimes  but  he  does  well  to  keep  that  buried .     he  wishes  she’d  care  about  him  the  same  but  he’s  almost  certain  it’s  one  sided .

 does  not  like  dogs .     might  not  be  a  cat  person  either .     he’s  a  bird  person  (  literally  )  &  was  nearly  ripped  apart  by  the  farmer’s  dogs  the  day  maleficent  saved  him .     dogs  are  vile  &  vicious  bird  hunters  in  his  mind .

 he’s  not  extremely  literate .     while  diaval  can  speak  perfect  english ,  &  perhaps  some  irish  gaelic  being  as  that’s  where  he’s  from ,  reading  is  a  different  story .     he’s  learned  some  simple  words  but ,  mostly ,  diaval  has  hardly  any  reading  skills .     he  never  once  had  to  read  when  a  raven  nor  did  he  as  maleficent’s  servant ,  he  only  needed  to  listen .

 calling  him  a  crow  will  insult  him .     ravens  =/=  crows .     the  two  are  distantly  related  &  somewhat  similar  in  appearance  but  are  two  entirely  different  species  of  bird .     ravens  are ,  in  basic  differences ,  larger  &  their  call  is  more  a  squawking  sound  while  crows  are  smaller  &  have  more  of  a  caw  sound .     diaval  is  a  raven  &  you’ll  ruffle  his  metaphorical  feathers  if  you  call  him  a  crow !

 more  to  be  added  later  !