#not sure how to explain what the video is for. eh whatever

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video editing is so fun ^_^

[bunny-lily]

Satoru, who...

Did you ask for more fluff? I did, ehe~

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x fem!reader

CW: pure fluff, just fluff, no angst, only happiness | proposal, marriage, pregnancy, husband!Gojo, dad!Gojo, soft!Gojo, categorically fucking whipped Satoru, domesticity, kinda slice-of-life, mildly suggestive at the end

The starstruck boy, Gojo Satoru, who is utterly obsessed with you in every way possible.

AN: while I’m in the middle of writing an absurdly long fic, I wanted to post some shorter stuff to 1) keep my hands loose and brain active/busy, and 2) post something while I’m working on the fic to come. I won’t post much about it rn because I want to actually finish it first and not make any promises, so enjoy a lil fluff in the meantime <3 just something short and sweet

WC: 3k

Satoru, who is smitten with you from the very moment he first lays eyes on you. Sure, he's had infatuations before, but they were short-lived and typically lasted no longer than a week. A quick fascination, then poof. You, on the other hand – you are different.

And it is plain to see for pretty much everyone. He is normally cocky and outgoing, even during the little fads he’s had, he never let down his façade of bravado. You, though? You melt all his walls until he’s a goopy puddle of a blushing, giggling school girl.

He is whipped, almost to an annoying point. He rambles off Suguru's and Shoko's ears enough times for them to know when he’s about to start singing your praises and avoid him, or distract him somehow (which is a monumental task when his ditzy head is full only of thoughts of you).

Even so, they are conflictingly bewildered and happy for their friend. For him to have found someone that he is interested in for longer than a week – let alone several months, now – is a riveting change of pace. He seems so genuinely delighted any time you two interact, bubbly, dreamy sighs leaving him as hearts dance in his eyes.

He has fallen for you bad.

Satoru, who’s a stuttering disaster when he tries to ask you out on a date, and damn near collapses in relief when you’re able to decipher what the hell he’s going on about and agree to go to the new café that opened up near campus with him.

One date turns into two, then three, then a dozen more that become routine for you. You meet up after classes let out, then head to the café side by side. Or, if one is running late, you have each other’s orders memorized. You even go the extra mile and order him a sweet he hasn’t tried yet to surprise him with when he bursts into the establishment, panting like he ran a marathon. He might as well have, he booked it for the café as soon as he was free, dying to see you.

Satoru, who is somehow in even more shambles when he gets the nerve to ask you to go steady with him, despite the two of you being borderline boyfriend and girlfriend by now. He’s jittery, sweaty, downright vibrating with tense energy when he brings you to the sakura tree near the back of school that you two had laid claim on. Oh, and when you say yes? He’s certain he’s died and gone to heaven. Nothing can explain how an angel like you decided to grace him with your existence as is, let alone love him – even while you called him an idiot and said you thought you two were already dating.

Satoru, who was already protective over you when you first met, dials it to eleven after you agree to being his girlfriend. Gojo Satoru, the strongest man alive, could inspire fear and respect simply by being in the room with his confident and brash nature, completely relaxed and faithful in his skill. But if, gods forbid, something happens to you? Gone is that cocksure attitude. Gone are the coy smirks and passive-aggressive taunting meant to rile others up. Gone is everything but his one track mind that focuses solely on two tasks: protecting you, and destroying whatever harmed you.

Satoru, who spoons you to his chest and watches ASMR, random videos, or movies on your phone with you 'til you both fall asleep. It became routine shortly after you began officially dating. You'll climb into bed first and decide what you want to watch while he finishes his nightly regimen, then he'll slip under the blankets and pull your back flush against his front, prop his chin atop your head, slide a thigh between your legs, and off to cozy dreamland you two go as whatever you choose acts as white noise. 

It brings him an immense amount of comfort, and though he doesn't need as much sleep as normal folks, he'll refuse to leave bed until you're awake (with the exception of any needs he might have to take care of that will only see him away for a couple minutes at most before he’s cradling you in his protective hold again).

Satoru, who salts and peppers your face with endless, ticklish kisses to wake you up, saving the best kiss for when your sleepy, pretty little eyes open: right on your lips. He always wakes up before you do, and spends hours watching your blissful, precious face as you snooze, content and relaxed like a cat with full trust in its human. The comparison always makes him smile, because he, truthfully, envisions you both as being cats all the time. Lazy ones that cuddle in the sun, your smaller form using his ridiculously fluffy and larger one as a pillow-slash-blanket. His tail twined with yours, your ears twitching as he grooms you with kitten licks, ah, the dream.

Satoru, who wants to slap a ring on your finger the very moment he can. You two spend so many days and weeks raving about your imaginary wedding that he so desperately wants to be real, setting up plans, picking out what you would want for decor, scrolling through forum boards for ideas on a wedding dress for you. He is practically more excited at the prospect of getting married than you are, eager to help in every step of the process and more. 'Let me handle all the hard stuff, baby,' he nearly begs. 

He won’t tell you the cost of anything, and insists you go all out. Get the dress you want, don't you dare look at the price tag. Choose the perfect venue, he doesn't care if it's in Japan or fucking Dubai, he'll handle paying for everyone's travel and hotel needs on top of the whole wedding. Only the absolute best for you, nothing less, everything more.

Satoru, who is a train wreck of nervous excitement, anxious anticipation, and giddy trepidation when the day comes for him to propose. He takes you to the perfect location – up a short and easy hiking trail that leads to a cliffside with the most magnificent view of the ocean and setting sun. You think it's just a sweet date trip, until you see the path of tea candles guiding you to a romantically set up picnic blanket, a basket resting atop it, waiting to be opened.

When you turn around to express your shock and confusion, you find Satoru on one knee, looking up at you as if you are the most gorgeous and divine creature to ever exist. He's confident and boisterous, as always, as he plays out his little speech about how much he adores you and wants to keep you by his side, forever and ever, but he's a shaking trash fire inside. A shivering little dog that's relieved he didn't stutter or screw up the speech he practiced a hundred times over and then some.

Satoru, who's thanking every god to ever possibly reside above (and even below) when you throw your arms around him, sobbing into his shoulder as a flood of yeses pours out of you, slurred as you ramble through your tears and tell him you love him, how happy you are, and a plethora of other things that make him genuinely the most elated person to ever live.

Satoru, who slides the brilliant engagement ring he had custom made for you onto your finger; smooth, with an inset blue diamond that shares the same shade as his eyes, nestled in with a dozen tinier crystals in vine-like spirals flowing outward from the center. Swarovski, of course. He made sure that it was all flush with the platinum to ensure it wouldn't snag on anything. 

He was practically breathing down the jeweler's neck during the entire process, needing to guarantee it’s positively perfect for you. And, when he sees the glimmering jewelry cozy on your finger, the evidence of your bond and the next step in your journey to unite as one, he knows he made all the right choices.

Satoru, who only uses the finest material for your matching wedding bands, and has the insides of both engraved with each other's names. Yours in his, his in yours. He has the same jeweler as before (poor guy) design them to have two stripes of platinum within the gold of your rings, delicate and stunning for himself and his wife.

Satoru, who's jubilant and so incredibly ecstatic that you're now his wife that he can't help but tell everyone he knows, everyday, multiple times a day, even those that were at the wedding. He just can't get over it. You're his wife, the girl he's been crushing on since highschool, the girl he swore to make his, and to devote himself to. It feels like an incredible dream, and he worriedly pinches himself from time to time to make sure it's real. 

He did it. He married you, and now you carry his name in yours, in your wedding band, everywhere he could put it to subtly (not really) show you off as the unquestionably precious treasure you are, his wife, and how overjoyed he is that he managed to catch you and keep you.

Satoru, who forgets how to function when you hold up a pair of white and pink sticks on his birthday, from different brands, both showing positive symbols. You. You're pregnant. With his baby. He swears his brain short-circuits because one minute, he's staring at you like you'd grown a second head, and the next, he has you wrapped up in his arms as he showers your forehead, cheeks, nose, jaw, lips, neck, ears, anywhere he can reach, with kisses.

He's a babbling, sniffly mess as he practically crushes you to his chest and coos and preens and weeps with elation. He reveres you like a deity and he’s your loyal and pathetic servant who was blessed beyond measure that you decided to give him the gift of life. He's going to be a father, and it's all because of you.

Satoru, who completely spoils the living hell out of you during your pregnancy (as if he hadn't already been), bending backwards for you for everything. Weird cravings? He's on it. Swollen ankles and nausea? He's rushing to the store for medicine, then rubbing your feet to ease the ache. Insatiable horniness? He's your slave for you to use for your pleasure. Hormones swinging wildly back and forth? He's there with a box of tissues and his firm chest for you to beat on when you feel like you're going crazy. It's his fault you're pregnant, after all. You're doing the hard work of not just carrying his child, but of nurturing it, growing it, letting it take from you to develop strong and healthy. Of course he's going to take care of you.

Satoru, who refuses to let you do any work. You're on indefinite parental leave. From the moment you show him those positive tests, he sits your pretty ass down on the couch and tells you firmly that your only job now is to help your baby develop. He'll take care of everything else, don't even think about lifting a finger.

Satoru, who's there at every appointment with you, clutching your hand tightly as you talk to your doctor about everything you need to know. And when you have your first ultrasound, and see your fetus together for the very first time, he's crying right alongside you.

Satoru, who spent meticulous hours packing a duffel bag with everything you'll both need for when it comes time for you to go into labor. Spare changes of clothes, plenty of water, blankets to keep you warm, a couple pillows, anything and everything. He refuses to go in unprepared. As soon as it's all packed and ready to go by the 8 month mark of your pregnancy, it's in the backseat of the car. The baby car seat is in the trunk of the sleek and top-of-the-line SUV he purchased specifically for your soon-to-be family. He doesn't care that it's taking up space, or that it’s too early, he refuses to go in unprepared.

Satoru, who immediately ditches work the very instant your water breaks. Who gives a fuck if he's in the middle of something important, nothing takes precedence over you and the incoming birth of your infant. He's breaking several driving laws to get you to the hospital, but neither of you care. Not when you're panting in the passenger seat, white-knuckling the grab handle with a palm pressed to your stomach, grunting and crying out in pain any time you have a contraction. It's a miracle he doesn't get pulled over, and he's incredibly thankful (and proud of himself) for thinking of calling the hospital ahead of time so that they're ready for you.

Satoru, whose entire world becomes a blur from the second you reach the hospital, to the second you're crushing his hand in your grip, screaming as you fight to bring his baby into the world. He's letting you yell at him and blame him for the pain you're in, easily accepting and agreeing because it is his fault. 

But while your shaking sobs and shrieks of agony wound his heart beyond any possible measure, he also can't help his elation at knowing it's time, all the waiting has been worth it, every minute spent catering to your every need, want, and desire. He'll do it indefinitely, wait on you hand and foot for the rest of his life, treat you like a queen, because you deserve it and so much more.

Satoru, who's shocked by how well he's holding up when the nurse puts the wrapped up, pudgy little newborn in his arms, gazing down at the tiny being. His tiny being, your tiny being, the fragile and priceless life you both created. Looking down at his kin, his reason for being, he knows he'd do anything and everything to protect you and your child.

Satoru, who sees you, a disheveled and tired disaster, with your hair all tangled, frizzy, and astray, strands stuck to your sweaty skin, your body slack in relief as the hardest part is finally over, watching your husband hold your baby, and he thinks you're more beautiful now than you've ever been. 

You look like you’ve been dragged through hell; your legs are sticky with residue blood, amniotic fluid, placenta, and whatever else that needs to be cleaned off (though your legs are covered with a few layers of blankets to keep you toasty warm while you recover from labor), your face is a little pale and sallow, you're barely clinging to consciousness, and he's marveling at how he's never seen anything or anyone as utterly blest and sacred as you. 

A goddess amongst men, the only one the strongest man in the world would ever willingly bow down to without you even needing to ask.

Satoru, who helps place your baby on your chest, the nurse having opened the blanket for skin-to-skin contact as you feed it, and finally lets himself release all his pent up emotions of raw, unfiltered joy. Every cell, every fiber, every atom in him is dancing in overwhelming happiness. He'd do it all over, again and again, as many times as you'd let him, if it means he gets to see you this blissful and tranquil. The glow of maternity suits you like no other, even in all your unkempt and chaotic glory. 

Satoru, who can't believe he's a dad. He goes above and beyond, insisting he takes care of the baby at night so you can sleep – he doesn't need as much rest as others do, after all. He murmurs to his newborn about how much he cherishes and adores you, how much you mean to him, how you're the best wife and mommy a man could ever ask for and more. He reads the kiddo bedtime stories to help it sleep, feeds it, changes it, whatever it is that is needed, he's there and doing it. 

On top of that, he continues to be your doting, devoted, caring husband. He makes sure you're taking your vitamins, takes you to all your postpartum appointments, aids you through your subsequent depression, all of it. He's sworn himself to you for life, not just in this timeline and universe, but in any and every single one of them.

He made and said his vows with purpose and conviction. He meant every word, and upholds them like his life depends on it. Because, in his mind, it does.

Satoru, who is patient with you, and firmly commands you to not push yourself to do things you can't do while you're still in recovery. He doesn't care if he has to wait months or even years for you to be ready to lay with him again, he'll wait it out. He might not be a patient man, but for you, he'd wait until all the stars die. 

Oh, but you, darling little minx that you are, do your best to take care of him, too. Even when he urges you to rest, or not worry about it, or anything other arguments he might have against it, you tend to him in whatever way you can. Touching, sucking, rough and heavy petting, whatever it takes. You refuse to leave him alone to suffer through months and months of dryness with no relief save for his hand and the toy you surprised him with to help take the edge off.

Satoru, who can't be more grateful to you. You're more than his wildest dreams, the perfect wife, the perfect mother, the perfect person as a whole in the entirety of the universe. He really can't help boasting about being the Chosen One, because he really is, if the cosmos decided to gift him with you.

Satoru, who swears to take care of you for the rest of your lives, and does well on his promise.

Satoru, who fights for the sake of you and your kin alone. He refuses to leave you in any way, shape, or form. He refuses to let the world be a danger to any of you. He refuses to have anything happen to his family. Nothing will tear you apart, not now, not ever.

Satoru, who loves you more than the sun, the moon, and all the stars combined.

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SSR Vil Schoenheit - Platinum Jacket Vignette

"Happy 100th Anniversary"

[Land of Dawning – National Museum of Art]

Vil: I had heard the rumors, but this museum truly does have masterpieces from every corner of the world on display here.

Vil: There is an abundance of stunningly beautiful works of art here. This is absolutely worth taking my time to breathe in.

Vil: Oh, this painting… It depicts the scene where the Fairest Queen is sending out her retainer on a mission of great importance.

Vil: I can feel her dignified aura. The way she carries herself so refined enhances her beauty.

???: I agree, this painting gives off this overwhelmingly graceful feeling.

Vil: Never thought I'd ever hear the word "graceful" come from you, Jack… That just goes to show the power of the Fairest Queen.

Jack: Heh, guess so. I can't really see what you meant 'bout how she carries herself all refined, though…

Vil: Oh, really? I myself was immediately drawn to her outstretched fingers…

Vil: Although, that may just be because I take particular care in noticing specific details like that.

Vil: Consider the way you walk, sit, or even how you cast your line of sight… There are many points to consider when looking to exude grace and poise.

Jack: I can get straightening your back when walking, or whatever, but can fingers really be shown beautifully like you say?

Vil: Of course. Perhaps it'll make more sense to you if I explain it using ballet as an example.

Vil: If you spread your fingers, or open your palm, it feels incohesive.

Vil: However, if I carefully angle my fingers like this…

Jack: …! Woah, seeing it in person makes a huge difference. Even your arm looks longer.

Vil: Right?

Vil: This doesn't only pertain to ballet, you know. Every form of movement can be carried in some way to make it look beautiful.

Vil: A model's walk is one. On top of that…

Vil: I also take care in my everyday movements, such as how I hold my drinks, or operate my phone.

Jack: Eh, all that, too!?

Vil: Naturally. I would never forego any chance at training my beautiful movements with proper posture at the same time.

Jack: Okay, I can get behind that reason.

Jack: It's like how if you want to be able to move using the proper form, you gotta work on your core muscles.

Vil: That's exactly it. Train your core muscles, watch videos on proper, elegant movements, and verify them in the mirror...

Vil: By purposefully ingraining it into your body, eventually you'll be able to carry yourself beautifully without even trying.

Jack: The way you put in all that effort into being beautiful is just like an athlete. You really got that stoic discipline, huh, Vil-senpai.

Vil: Heh, I'll take that as a compliment.

[Land of Dawning – National Museum of Art]

Vil: This work of art is supposed to depict the scene where the love between the compassionate princess and the impoverished young man is finally acknowledged by the sultan…

Vil: But it feels like such a harmonious moment. I had fully expected there to be more tension in the air.

Jack: Yeah. The story goes that the princess rebelled against her father, the sultan, and slipped out of the royal palace, right?

Vil: Indeed. As the country's princess, I'm sure she was constantly surrounded by guards…

Vil: There may have been times she had grown weary of constantly being surrounded by other people.

Vil: As someone who has been surrounded by the press outside my home before, I can empathize with that feeling of wanting to be left alone.

Jack: Does that mean you've also sneaked from your home out of the prying eyes of the press before, Vil-senpai?

Vil: Not at all. I would leisurely spend my time at home.

Vil: Around the time I was 10, I even built a secret base I could play in.

Jack: A secret base? Inside your house?

Vil: Exactly. I couldn't possibly deny the fact that some senseless people could try to sneak their way onto my property, now, could I?

Vil: That's why I made a safe little room specifically for me inside my home.

Vil: I gave it no windows, built each wall with stone, and stacked it full of shelves… I also made sure there was proper lighting.

Jack: A secret base, huh… Guess even you were a child once.

Jack: But even if there's light, I feel like a room with no windows'd be pretty depressing…

Vil: Actually, it's quite the opposite. That was the best environment possible for me to rest my skin from the sun's rays.

Jack: Rest your skin?

Vil: You are aware that ultra-violet rays can damage your skin, yes? That's why sunscreen is a must even at home.

Vil: However, sunscreen itself can be taxing to your skin.

Vil: That's why I appreciated having the peace of mind that no UV rays could reach me.

Vil: I could also comfortably practice my yoga that I've been doing daily ever since I was a child actor.

Vil: I could even read my scripts and practice my roles as time flew by.

Vil: That room where I didn't have to worry about onlookers or harmful rays was the safest place that younger me could have ever had.

Jack: Yeah, I remember kids'd get all in your face when you were out walking, just 'cause you were "Vil Schoenheit."

Vil: …I will say this, however, a majority of the people coming up to me wanted handshakes and autographs.

Jack: Ah, yeah, right. But still, that's still a pretty heavy thing to go through.

Vil: Well, obviously. It would be a grand mistake to mistake me for just any of the spudlings you see rolling around.

Jack: Heh, that's true. Do you still spend time in that room you made whenever you go back home on break?

Vil: Not at all. We would move often due to my father's work, so we live somewhere completely different now.

Vil: But, hm… It may be a fine idea to create a room that I can relax in again.

Vil: It could also end up being a great workshop to craft potions and skincare products, as well.

[Land of Dawning – National Museum of Art]

Jack: This painting is depicting the Sea Witch providing consultation for a troubled mer.

Vil: What a wonderful smile. The lighting from below works to bring out her enchanting allure even more.

Vil: And from what it seems, there truly are people who would ask for counsel anywhere and everywhere. I'm sure the Sea Witch had had her fill.

Jack: From the sound of it, seems like you've had to give out counsel yourself, is that right, Vil-senpai?

Vil: I can't say I've intended to give out any counsel. There are just those who would ask me of their own volition.

Vil: I've gotten incessant requests for advice from numerous fans in the comments section of my Magicam account.

Jack: Can't believe people would just ask someone they don't know for help like that. There's a lot of pushy folk out there.

Jack: So then, what kind of things do they ask?

Vil: A majority of the questions tend to ask how they can become just as beautiful as I am…

Vil: But there are others who will ask how they can quickly become an influencer like me, or ask about other such useless life hacks.

Jack: They'd seriously ask those things…? Don't tell me you're actually givin' them the time of day and responding thoroughly, are you?

Vil: Of course not. My time is precious. I don't even have a second to spare for someone who doesn't know how to look things up on their own and would rather rely on someone else.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way to do it. Really no use for anyone to be asking this and that from someone they don't even know.

Vil: Seriously. There was a time where I received dozens of questions asking, "How can I get clear skin?"

Vil: Methods to improve skin health can depend on age, skin quality, diet… among other possible contributing factors.

Vil: For those people who don't even understand those concepts, do you think I would grant them my ear and provide them my knowledge from the fundamentals?

Vil: In order to achieve beautiful skin, I've endured my own research even to this day. There is no way for someone who shirks effort to achieve beauty.

Jack: I bet your studies into all that are super intense. I'm curious what kind of stuff you worked on.

Vil: When I first started, I would purchase different kinds of skincare products off-the-shelf, then test and document the quality of my skin after application.

Vil: I would also keep record of any changes in my skin based on the foods I ate, or the surrounding environment.

Vil: After that, I started to get a more in-detail look at each ingredient, while also researching different combinations of products that could be compatible with each other...

Vil: More recently, I've been attempting to apply my knowledge of potionology to concoct skincare products that would go perfectly with my skin.

Jack: Y'know, I've also tried a bunch of different proteins and training regimens, and even recorded how it affected my body…

Jack: But I didn't know you were basically doing the same kind of thing. Just proves you can't skimp out on that extra effort.

Vil: Indeed. And my diligent research will always continue on. That's because…

Vil: I can absolutely become even more beautiful than I am now.

Jack: I can just feel your ambition! I gotta make sure I keep working hard, just like you do.

Jack: …Oh, look at the time. I'm sorry I took up so much of your time. I'll be heading to the next exhibit, so excuse me.

Vil: Of course. See you later, Jack. Well, I suppose I should go off and look for more Fairest Queen paintings myself.

Vil: That painting… It depicts the pretty little princess of legend. I see she's picking flowers in the forest… How carefree can she be?

Vil: Even though someone of ill-intent could take note of the empty surroundings and make their approach…

Requested by @zexal-club.

[omnidemidisaster]

Hallo! I know that Roy is like 14 or smth, but, if you don't mind, could you write something where Roy's parents made him have a babysitter so he doesn't hang out with the Boyz™ and it's the reader? But reader secretly lets him go with them and just sticks around to make sure he doesn't get in trouble?

Sorry it's so badly explained but I have no idea how to word it

Roy and a relaxed babysitter

Initially, he dislikes you

Well, not really you, just the fact he has to have a babysitter! He's 13!

So yeah, he's a bit standoffish

He mainly avoids you at first

But once his parents leave and 30 minutes pass...

"Hey, kid"

"What?"

"You feel like going out?"

"But my mom-"

"Do you feel like going out?"

"I mean yeah, but my mom-"

"Ill let you bring my friends"

"..."

"Your parents don't have to know"

"Alright!"

Instantly you're on his good side

He invites his friends and you take them down by an arcade

You just give the rule of "Don't get in trouble" and he's good with that

He has fun and he notices you also having fun, despite being in a kid zone

But whatever! He even plays some games with you

By the end of the night, you four are exhausted

You drive his friends home. Then on the way back, he pipes up

"Yknow...I didn't think you were cool like this...Promise not to tell my parents?"

"I won't snitch if you dont"

"Nice.."

...

"Hey...I'm sorry about being mean earlier..."

"Eh, it's fine. I didn't think about it cause I knew some overpriced games would loosen you up"

"Hey!"

By the time you both get home, you set up something, confusing him

Turns out, you were purposely trying to make the living room messy with his video games and controllers. Roy sat on the couch, his controller in hand

Meanwhile, you heat up a frozen pizza

You both end up eating that said pizza and playing games together on the couch!

And by the time his parents get home, they see you passed out on the couch, their equally tired son sleeping against your arm, the sound of video game music still playing

Carmen makes sure to leave the money by your belongings and leaves you both to sleep, knowing you'll be out in the morning

And she'll never know the little secret between Roy and his new favorite sitter

[nightyslibrary]

(A Short Fic About) A Normal Day With Your Double Mutated Brother

☆ Fandom: rottmnt (au by @heckitall )

☆ Warnings: Nothing!! Just fluff and the boys being silly :]

☆ Word Count: 1432

☆ AO3 Link: N/A

☆ Characters: Leo, Donnie, Mikey

Uhh so I might have written something inspired by Heckl's comics and drawings :] go check his comics/artwork out!! Hope you like it (and happy birthday!!) (Also if there is any mistake... well, lets say its because it is 1 am)

 When it came to playing video games the twins would always end up getting too invested in it, which either would turn up to them fixating on the game for hours or fighting over who could beat it in “the right way”. Even when the games were two player ones, they’d still do the same thing.

 Not so surprisingly, this didn’t change even when Donnie became twice his size. Instead now the boys were sitting in Leo’s room, Leo laying his back on Donnie and playing the new the Legend of Zelda game on their switch. Donnie was watching the screen with joy, his tail wagging, and at times chirping to Leo.

 “See? I can do the puzzles quite well.” Leo said without looking away from the screen. “I had told you.”

 Donnie chirped as a response, as if making fun of Leo.

 Leo turned to him, “Just because I got stuck it doesn’t mean I am not good with them. Now let’s go back to the depths, since somebody thinks I can’t handle it.”

 The double mutated turtle smirked, making turtle sounds, before noticing something on the screen and pointing.

 “Wha- oh shi--!” He yelped as he moved with Donnie’s arms holding him, making various sounds in the meantime. As Leo turned back his attention to the game, bleeping as he continued playing it with Donnie commenting at times once again. Just like before Donnie’s situation, as if nothing had changed. Everybody in the lair would agree this was nice.

 Neither of them was sure how long had passed when Mikey entered with a smile on his face. “Are you two still playing Tears of the Kingdom?” He asked as he approached them.

 “Yep.” Leo replied.

 “It’s been five hours.” Mikey said.

 “Uh-huh.”

 “Which means nobody would say anything if I interrupted you for very important reasons.” He grinned.

 “Wrong.” Leo responded.

 “Don’t think Raphie or dad would agree.” Mikey said, knowing very well that he was right and the two would hear about how they shouldn’t sit down and play video games, forgetting to take care of themselves such as eating. Not to mention how Raph would take this to his advantage and get the switch for himself, not letting Leo play for the rest of the day.

 The slider sighed and starred at his younger brother, knowing very well that Mikey had won. He saved his game and put the switch aside. Meanwhile, Donnie huffed from behind. “Soooo tell us about whatever that is very important?” Leo asked as he got up.

 “I was thinking about how long the lair has been the same, and about how nice it would be to redecorate it.” Mikey explained.

 “You’re the artist Mike, not us.” Leo pointed out.

 “Weeeellll, I wasn’t only thinking about art. Remember the Christmas lights?”

 Leo squinted at Mikey. “You want to decorate the lair with Christmas lights.”

 “Yes!”

 “In August.”

 “Yeah!”

 “…”

 “…”

 “You’ll ignore Halloween?!” Leo gasped, a bit dramatically.

 “We can have Halloween later on!” Mikey retorted. “I just want to have some bright lights around, and maybe a few other new stuffs. A colorful lair wouldn’t hurt anyone, instead it would bring joy! Also, it is for art and creativity!”

 “So, you mean you want to,” Leo snickered, and his brothers knew what was coming. “Lighten up the mood.”

 Mikey groaned, while Donnie growled, both hating the pun. Leo giggled at his own joke, proud of it.

 “Ignoring Leo’s terrible pun for my sanity, all I am saying is it would be nice if you could help.” The youngest said.

 “Eh, sure.” Leo shrugged, not that he could say no. Donnie got on his feet too, careful to not accidentally knock anything down. He was still getting used to his new size.

 With Mikey’s lead they walked out, heading to where Mikey already had the boxes filled with Christmas lights. “We can start from here, and then move to the living room. Leo, can you get the lower parts done?”

 “Call it done already.” The slider winked as he walked towards a box.

 Mikey joined him, grabbing lights from a different box, “Donnie can you help me? I need to reach the higher parts.”

 Donnie chirped as he leaned for Mikey to climb on his shoulders, just like how he did with Raph. He carefully climbed and then patted Donnie’s shoulder to confirm he was ready. Donnie churred happily, he stood up again.

 So, they began redecorating the lair with the lights, leaving some walls empty so Mikey could draw on them. In the meantime, they chatted, talking about various things and unimportant stuff. Filling the silence with happy chatter. Mikey would talk about his next art projects, then mention something that inspirited him, Leo would ask about it, and the conversation would go on.

 It was just like every single time they spent time together, yet it was everything Donnie could ask for. The chatter of his brothers, Mikey’s unexpected ideas, Leo’s dumdum jokes… It was comforting for him.

 So, comforting that---

 CHURRR

 Leo and Mikey stopped talking, looking at Donnie with surprise and glee. Donnie confusedly looked Leo and then at Mikey. As silence was the only answer, Donnie realized what he just had done. His brothers’ exclamation confirmed his fear:

 “OH MY GOSH!!!” Mikey grinned as he jumped down to see Donnie better. “DID YOU DO THAT?!”

 “DID YOU JUST CHURR?!” Leo wheezed.

 Donnie chirped a lot, trying his best in his situation. It didn’t help that Leo kept laughing, and Mikey kept saying he sounded like a happy cat. Maybe if Donnie was his not double mutated self, he would’ve acted cooler and kept calm. But he was not and all he could do chirping. Which frustrated him even more, resulting him running out of the room.

 Leo and Mikey were quick to follow him.

 Donnie had lay under a pile of clothes, most of them being his hoodies and some of Raph’s sweaters that Raph had helped him wear (and later Donnie hadn’t let Raph get them back) in his room. His tail was visible, wagging angrily.  

 The two brothers approached carefully, not to startle him. Mikey looked at Leo, unsure what to do or say. He was feeling a bit bad for Donnie, but he still couldn’t help thinking that he behaved like a cat. Leo wasn’t feeling much different. He knew that he shouldn’t have laughed that much, while Donnie was still upset with his double this whole situation.

 Leo was first to speak, “Uh hey Dee, mind if we join you?”

 A growl.

 “Aww come on, we got something to show you.” He said cheerfully, Mikey looked at him confusedly. The slider winked at him, meaning he had a plan.

 Donnie didn’t leave the pile, but got his head out of it, enough to be able to see them. Leo grinned, and then chirped. Donnie’s eyes widened, surprised, and confused.

 “I thought you had stopped doing it and were unable to anymore.” Mikey squinted at Leo.

 “Well, maybe Donnie’s chirping has helped me figure it out, couldn’t it be?” He spoke.

 Before Mikey could say anything and tell his disbelief, Donnie chirped.

 Leo turned his attention back to him, “I have absolutely no idea what I am saying though, but- chirp!”

 “Are you sure about not knowing what you’re saying?” Mikey questioned.

 “Chiirp.” Leo smirked.

 This seemed to lift Donnie’s mood a bit though. His tail was wagging in the happy way, and he began chirping again. Mikey joined too, since he never had hidden the fact that he still could chirp. Soon the room was filled with chirping of every sort, and the snickering of Mikey and Leo among them at times when one of them made a funny sounding one.

 As the boys' conversation changed with the passing time, Leo turned to Mikey. "About the Christmas lights... you're definitely up to something." He said. "Could it be a prank against Raph?"

 "Please, I would never." Mikey responded, obviously guilty. He didn't need to say it to confirm Leo's guess when he happily stimmed the way he'd do when he was excited for something.

 "Get ready for a surprised Raph yelp, Dee." Leo looked at the clock on his phone. Then looked at Donnie. "He'd wake up any moment now."

 Donnie chirped in response, letting Leo pet his back. Something that kept Donnie relaxed, they'd discovered.

 Then they heard the surprised yelp, as Leo had guessed:

 "ITS CHRISTMAS?!"

 Leo and Donnie turned to Mikey, who was giggling. "Brumation prank," He grinned. "Never gets old."

[kumoriyami-xiuzhen]

Hakuoki Tsukikage Souji Story 2

re: star trek picard episode 9 reveal. i called it. i fucking called it.

Anyway, CN translations of the longest of Okita-hen's extras on showed up on bilibili... and honestly, part of me is saying that I should do something with that as someone who wants translations of the hakumyu extras, but I still haven't watched Okita-hen... and I have no idea how accurate said translations are (the same group also did translations of LIVE's extras, but I really, really, really, really do not want to compare them to the file available now to check for accuracy).... Also, I already hate translating videos and am already working on something else that is longer...

Meh. whatever. today's translation was originally published in B’s Log 2019年9月.

enjoy!

Hakuoki Tsukikage B’s Log 2019年9月 Okita Short Story “Fumidzuki (文月)” [meaning the 7th month]

Translation by KumoriYami

"....What are you doing?"

"!? Ah, Okita-san..."

I turned around and saw Okita-san standing there, looking stunned. I quickly got up and bowed my head to apologise.

"It's fine. I'm just wondering so many books have been gathered here."

Okita-san glanced at the books spread over the streets and sat down in a gap between some.

Since I had time, I explained to Okita-san.

Since the rainy season seems to be almost over, I'm airing them out to dissipating the moisture like this…"

"Oh.... ah, these are Kondou-san's, right?"

"？Indeed they are..."

Okita-san, who now had a book in his hand, had a troubled expression on his face for some reason.

"Kondou-san is fond of books about heroes. He's lent me some before."

"I see. Were they very interesting?"

"Not really. Compared ot the heroes that everyone knows about, I think Kondou-san is much more amazing. Furthermore, I didn't finish reading (those)."

"Huh?"

"I don't want to read about such trivialities. I only asked Heisuke about them, and he said their contents would be interesting to Kondou-san."

It was difficult for me to react to Okita-san, who was speaking calmly. Even if I wanted to say something, I couldn't say it.

"....They don't suit me."

That's when Okita-san sighed and (was about to) speak/spoke [the sentence I have just says "...sighed and spoke". alternatively, i guess this could be interpreted as "Okita-san spoke then sighed" or that he spoke with a sigh.... i don't feel like checking the raw].

"Ah, it's Yukimura, and also Souji! Haha, today's weather is great for airing things out!"

"Eh, Kondou-san...!"

I was in a panic because of the topic just now. But Okita-san smiled as if nothing had happened.

"Because these books are so memorable, I read them. Look, I've read this before…"

"Ah, I remember. This book is quite rare and Souji also thought it was quite interesting. How about reading it again since you have such a rare opportunity?"

"Yes. If Kondou-san choose (it/something), I'll read it."

After Okita-san said that, Kondou-san smiled, and happily searched for a/some rare book/s.

Since I was unable to accept what was going on [I guess 'process' might make more sense than 'accept' given the context...], I could only shift my gaze away from the two of them.

(I don't know anything, I don't know anything...)

"After you finish it, please be sure to tell me what you think of it. Then, I'll be looking forward to that."

After giving the book recommendation to Okita-san, Kondou-san happily left.

Then, there was a moment of silence—

"...Chizuru-chan...."

I didn't want to hear those words—

"After you read this, tell me the details."

"HUH?! Um, Kondou-san's recommendation, it'd really be better if you carefully read—"

"As I mentioned earlier. People have things they are and aren't suited for."

As he said that, he pushed the book aside before Okita-san then stood and stretched.

"Then, I'll leave it to you."

I stared blankly at Okita-san who cheerfully walked away…

Is this okay, Okita-san…?

---end---

[jujumin-translates]

Event | Act 3.5 Event - NEW ERA GARDEN | Chapter 2

*Contains spoilers for Act 12 - eternal moment*

Kazunari: Ah, “New Fleur Award Executive Committee” is trending.

Itaru: Never thought they’d suddenly start a video channel.

Kumon: Are they gonna announce what the new Fleur Award is?

Itaru: I think they’re still working on preparing that.

Banri: The stream’s about to start.

Yukio: “…”

Reni: “…”

Izumi: Ah, it’s Dad and Kamikizaka-san.

Tenma: It’s kind of weird seeing those two standing next to each other.

Yukio: “Welcome, everyone, to our official video channel. I’m Tachibana, a member of the New Fleur Award Executive Committee.”

Reni: “I’m Kamikizaka.”

Reni: “On this channel, we would like to share our efforts towards the new Fleur Award.”

Reni: “We will hold another formal stream in the future to explain the details of the new Fleur Award, so please wait for that.”

Reni: “To begin, we’ll start with showing you this short video.”

Izumi: Eh!? That’s a theater!?

Kumon: It’s under construction? As in, it’s brand new!?

Muku: That reminds me, I have seen some construction around Veludo Way lately!

Yuki: Oh, so they’re talking about that place.

Taichi: So it’s a theater for the new Fleur Award!?

Reni: “A new theater, complete with equipment for streaming, is being built for the new Fleur Award.”

Tasuku: They’re seriously even building a new theater…

Sakyo: And complete with streaming equipment, so does that mean the next Fleur Award will have the basis of being streamed online…?

Kazunari: I wonder if that was Yukio-san’s idea?

Izumi: Probably…

Izumi: (I heard that MANKAI’s theater was built based on Dad’s idea… I’m sure this is something he’d think of.)

Izumi: (I hope Kamikizaka-san isn’t struggling to deal with Dad’s recklessness again…)

Reni: “The seating and exterior are yet to be completed, and it’s expected to take some time before it can be officially opened, however…”

Reni: “The foundation for the stage has been completed.”

Reni: “Now, Tachibana will explain the schedule for the new performance, which is meant to be for the unveiling of the new theater and to test out the equipment.”

Yukio: “I would like to put on a performance and stream it as my return as a director in Japan next month on the foundations of the new theater, which will eventually be the stage for the beginning of the new Fleur Award.”

Taichi: EHH!?

Izumi: Dad’s return as a director!?

Yukio: “The streaming will be free of charge, as it will also serve as a test run for the streaming equipment.”

Yukio: “The contents and performers are a secret for now, but we hope you look forward to this festival project.”

Kumon: I wonder who’s gonna be performing?

Kazunari: Maybe the first-gen?

Banri: But next month? That seems like it’s pushin’ it for the schedule.

Tsumugi: I wonder if the preparations for this have been going on for some time now.

Sakyo: I wonder. Knowing Yukio-san, there’s a possibility it was just a spontaneous idea…

Izumi: (Whatever it is, I’m kind of excited to see Dad’s new work!)

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Yukio: …And that’s that!

Kasumi: I see!

Hiro: …And that’s that?

Zen: …

Syu: …Haah.

Zen: How did you manage to get all of us together? It’s not a busy time of year for me, so I can handle it, but…

Kasumi: My job allowed me to write an exclusive feature article for “Spotlight” about this.

Yuzo: You were so reluctant to come last time, yet this time you were basically the first one here.

Kasumi: Quiet, you. Those were different circumstances.

Syu: And I thought popular actors often had strict schedules.

Hiro: If I’m told I’m gonna perform with the rest of the first-gen group on the stage for the new and important Fleur Award, I’m putting it first no matter what.

Hiro: If it was an issue with the higher-ups, I would’ve just gotten things adjusted. But what about you, Syu-san? Don’t you have your own theater company to worry about?

Syu: There was a younger person I had my eye on, so we had a meeting and I asked them to take over the role for next month’s performance. What about you, Reiji?

Reni: As a board member, it’s sort of something I have to take on.

Yukio: It seems like Yuzo is the only one who can easily participate.

Yuzo: You make it sound like I have nothing better to do!

Yukio: Thank you, everyone. It makes me really happy to be able to do theater together like this again.

Yuzo: So what are you gonna do with us now that we’re all here?

Hiro: Is it a rerun of an old performance?

Yukio: Fufu, I think you’ll all be surprised by this one. The new performance will be about… the Shinsengumi!

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Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

Take a Taste: with a Can of Royal Crown Cola - 1905 Edition [Jun 2nd, 2024]

Hello! It’s time for another “Take a Taste”! The series is about delicious food with my two paper dolls.

And today, I will quickly review this cool "1905 Edition" of the "Royal Crown Cola", shortly known as "RC Cola"! 🥤😊 Unless, if you say "Remote Control Cola", then you're absolutely wrong, buddy. ❌ Nonetheless, will it taste better than the regular RC Cola? 🤔 Let's find out! 😁

IMPORTANT NOTE: You know, I was gonna submit my next topic from April of 2024, but I decided to post my recent photos.

If you haven’t seen my previous episode, then please → [CLICK ME!].

IMPORTANT NOTE: No #OnThisDay throwback post for this date, only exclusive post on the "Super Secret Blog".

So, without further ado, let’s get started:

1st to 6th Image(s) 📷📲: ↑

• [1st to 4th Images] First off, let's appreciate the look of this cool Royal Crown Cola design. It has some little information about the man (Claud A. Hatcher, Pharm.) who made the "RC Cola" today, since 1905. It may not be as famous as say "Coca-Cola" or "Pepsi", but you could tell that this cola had made of its own by copying the traditional recipe from the aforementioned two soft drink giants. Although correct me if I'm wrong, the can itself should be reflected in the first two colors of the "Royal Crown Cola", as well as the logo's inception. 🟥🟨🤔

Fun fact: The "ARC Refreshment Corp." was started in 2002, and they licensed the "Royal Crown Cola" (or RC Cola) from the "Keurig Dr. Pepper" company in the US for the Philippine consumers 🇵🇭🥤, a time when Pepsi bottles and Coca-Cola cans sold well and they need another competitor in the Cola wars 🥤💥. As of 2024, they're still producing "RC Cola" in the Philippines, with one "weird" controversial commercial that was already axed in the public, and you could only watch it on their RC Cola Philippines' official YT channel. And if you want see it, then here → [CLICK ME!].

• [5th & 6th Images] Nonetheless, I have my clear glass right here to see what color of this classic RC Cola. And of course, how can we not forget our beloved paper dolls to taste the classic "Royal Crown Cola"! 😁 Can't wait to see the taste, eh you two? 😊

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• [7th to 9th Images] Okay, the fizz was opened, and here's what it look like from the glass. The can itself is empty when I transfer it. I should be more careful when I holding my hands on a fill liquid glass. That said, it is a typical cola color. Nothing special here, but, what about the taste? Let me sip, then... 🤔

• [10th & 11th Images] *sipping* Mmmm... I'd say, I never tasted this super sweet soda before. In my comparison with the regular RC Cola, it doesn't taste like the 1905 version. I'd say, this is a different kind of soda taste for at least once before I drink a single bottle of mineral water to wash my sweet cola off my taste buds. Hey, would you like to drink the rest of my cola, you two? It's all yours. 😋

Overall:

• Well, this is A-Okay I suppose? 🤔 Although it's already too late for me to make a comparison with the "New Coke" from the 80s, or that special limited edition collaboration with the "Stranger Things" show on Netflix. All that aside, I'm not a fan of the Royal Crown Cola 1905's sweet taste. It doesn't suit my taste buds when I'm eating something, only Coca-Cola and Pepsi, or maybe a normal "RC Cola" should do the quench. So, overall, is worth the ₱30 💵 price can of "Royal Crown Cola 1905"? Maybe. 🤔 In case I'm tired of drinking the aforementioned iconic soft drinks in favor of a different approach. I should try the "No Sugar" variant, plus I'll get the normal RC Cola, too for a comparison, someday. In the meantime, I'll stick with nice clear water. 💧🥤😊

Well, that's all for now. 😊

If you haven’t seen my previous episodes, then I’ll provide some links down below.↓😉

Take a Taste:

○ 2021 Food Reviews: ○

• Popeyes U.S. Spicy Chicken Sandwich [Dec 6, 2021]

• Jollibee Chick'nwich & Crisscut Fries [Dec 21, 2021]: Part 1 [CLICK ME! #1], Part 2 [CLICK ME! #2]

○ 2022 Food Reviews: ○

• Mini Stop Chicken Fillet XL Sandwich [Feb 7, 2022]

• Minute Burger Cheese Burger(s) [Mar 1, 2022]

• Pepper Lunch Teriyaki Beef Pepper Rice w/ Egg (& Honey Brown Sauce) [Mar 5, 2022]

• Bacsilog’s Sulit Combo Bacon-Tocino & Samgyup Day’s Pork Herbs [Mar 12, 2022]

• Burger King Whopper w/ Sides & Drink [May 6, 2022]

• Marshmello’s Limited Edition Coca-Cola Zero [Aug 26, 2022]

• Cheesy Burger McDo with Lettuce & Tomatoes Meal [Recorded: Sept 16, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s PH McSpicy & Apple Pie (featuring their World Famous Fries) [Nov 14, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s McCrispy Hamonado Sandwich [Dec 31st, 2022]

○ 2023 Food Reviews: ○

• Foods from Delicious Restaurant & 1919 Grand Cafe [Jan 8th, 2023]

• Homemade Churros by my lil’ bro [Feb 12th, 2023]

• Lugaw Sisig from Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant [Recorded: Feb 18th, 2023]

• La Prato Stakehouse [Recorded: Apr 10th, 2023]

• Salt ‘n Light Snack Shack’s Cheesy Bacon Burger & Fries [Recorded: Apr 14th, 2023] (Published on May 5th, 2023)

• Delicious burger meal at Tokyo Tokyo Restaurant [Recorded: May 6th, 2023]

• Delicious meals at the Valenzuela Food Fiesta Christmas Bazaar 2023 [Recorded: Dec. 10th, 2023]

○ 2024 Food Reviews: (Chronological) ○

• Mang Inasal Pork Sisig [Recorded: Jan 10th, 2024]

• Mr. Shaw Shawarma Rice [Recorded: Mar 24th, 2024]

• Mang Inasal's Chicken Inasal - Pecho (Chicken Breast) [Recorded: Mar 26th, 2024]

• Uncle John's Chili Con Empanada and Sprite Lemon Plus [Recorded: Mar 30th, 2024]

• Chowking Spicy Chao Fan [Recorded: Mar 30th, 2024]

• Samgyupsal dinner night at the Samgyup Mukbang restaurant [Recorded: May 12th, 2024]

• Meals from the Next Door Noodles by North Park [Recorded: May 19th, 2024]

[chvndlr]

task seventeen: spring forward

1. first things first: do you like spring?

Yeah, it's fine I guess. Not my favorite but I don't really have anything against it either.

2. what is your favorite thing about spring?

Look, my favorite season is winter. I like the cold. I like the snow. I like that nobody's trying to get me to hang out at the beach. But I gotta admit the sunshine and the warmer (but not hot) weather feel pretty good.

3. what is your least favorite thing about spring?

I'm gonna be real with you. I fucking hate summer. Spring means we're that much closer to it and that I have another, like, six months before it starts to cool down again.

4. do you have a vegetable / produce / fruit garden?

No. I've thought about starting one, it'd be way better for my cooking than being at the mercy of whatever's in stores. But it's a lot of work and I don't think I've ever kept a plant alive in my life.

5. how about flower beds, or things planted in the house?

My house gives off a certain vibe. That vibe says "I'm 22 and I've never lived anywhere but a college dorm" which, despite not being factually true, feels accurate. Learning how to not kill a houseplant would really go against that aesthetic.

6. regardless of what you do or do not plant, are you good at growing plants? have a green thumb?

I think I've done a very good job explaining I'm fucking terrible at growing shit.

7. what’s your favorite flower or plant?

They're all pretty much the same....(Don't tell Nari I said that)

8. what’s your favorite scent that you associate with spring?

Floral scents. But not like real flowers, like candles.

9. is there a sound that you associate with spring time?

I guess birds chirping? You don't hear them much all winter, cause most of them leave and come back, so when you start to hear them a lot it really feels like spring

10. do you prefer sunny mornings or rainy afternoons?

Rainy afternoons. I'm not usually up early enough in the mornings to be happy about the sunlight coming into my house.

11. favorite thing to do on a sunny, warm spring day?

Take Jenna on a walk

12. favorite thing to do on a rainy, chilly spring day?

Stay inside and invite a friend over to play video games all day

13. do you celebrate Easter? any traditions you follow for it?

Eh, not really. My family was never big into holidays, so they were never a big deal to me as an adult either. No traditions or anything. And it's not really a holiday people get together and party for like Halloween or St. Patrick's Day

14. regardless of if you do or don’t: favorite Easter candy?

Anything chocolate-peanut butter. So Reece's I guess?

15. what other springtime holidays do you observe?

Are there even other spring time holidays? Other than St. Patrick's Day, I mean. Like who the fuck is out here celebrating Memorial Day?

16. favorite place in Merrock to visit in the springtime?

I've been here a couple years but I don't know. Pine Grove Gardens make for good photos in the spring, so I guess we'll go with that.

17. the spring bugs are coming out: do you rescue them and let them out of the house, or grab the nearest shoe?

Shoe. I don't need them getting back in the house the way they came in and fucking up any fruit that's on the counter.

18. are you a big spring cleaner?

Yeah. I didn't come to Merrock with much stuff, so I don't have much to declutter yet. But I am big into making sure every room is deep cleaned at least twice a year - in the spring and in the fall.

19. do you switch over your wardrobe from cold weather to warm weather clothes?

I saw a meme about switching from your winter blacks to your summer blacks, which sums up how I feel. I mostly wear jeans and tshirts year round, so all I really do is put my thicker jackets away for a few months.

20. how about the house: does your decor change for the spring season? do you rearrange furniture?

Yeah, I tend to switch out my decor every few months so it doesn't feel boring. It's been awhile since I rearranged furniture though. I like where it's at now.

21. what color makes you think ’spring’?

Pastels, right? Isn't that the big thing every year? The easter bunny is usually made in pastels, I notice a lot more pastel clothing when I'm doing photoshoots too

22. describe your perfect spring outfit:

Same thing I wear every day. I don't really think about my clothes unless I need to dress up more. And even then, I just make sure I look nice enough without putting a whole lot of energy into it. most adorable looking baby animal that you ever did see?

23. what’s a drink that makes you think of spring?

Mint julep. Couldn't explain the connection to you, but I seem to have them more in the spring than any other time of year

24. how about a snack?

Easy, peeps.

[creoterative]

Tagged by @nullians , thank you so much!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better/catch up with! (I’m sorry, it’s probably not gonna be 9 for me, I don’t know that many people yet xD)

Last Song:

-Bad Blood by Creature Feature. I’ve known this song for years, but it only came up to me again recently, probably because I found Five Thousand Foot Krutch again and I always listen to both bands simultaniously for whatever reason... Also I’m currently trying to figure out my storyboard for my first ever animated video, and One Foot in the Grave by Creature Feature is gonna be the song for it, that’s a reason I got back to it. I’m not expecting much though xD

Three Ships:

-Hmmm... Alright, first, I wanna add, that I really don’t like it if I have to explain why I ship certain characters with each other, because for me shipping is just part of the whole fictional thing and I don’t like it if people come after others for liking certain ships. So... yeah, that being said, I’m just gonna explain a little xD

First ship is Marlon x Brody. I personally don’t see it after their secret is exposed, and as I played it out in my own story for Marlon, I don’t think they would go further than just having a crush on each other. But I like their dynamic as a leader pair, you know, her being his second-in-command, even though she has her anxiety issues (and we all know what happens when he has his, ehem, little outbursts, so...) and in general, I can see them as partners, working together, while slightly blushing sometimes, you know what I’m saying? XD

Second ship is gonna be Arthur Morgan and Mary. First of all, yes, they were a pair at some point, but... I still wanted to list them, I like their story together and how they like to tease the other. And to be honest, their relationship reflects perfectly what I have with someone, so... yeah, only natural I think that relationship is well written and pretty accurate, eh? 

Last but not least, Li Ling and Tang Xuan. I gotta admit, I haven’t played Dislyte for a longer time now, I dunno, it’s one of these games, that I get bored of from time to time, then I get really hyped again and the cycle continues, BUT I will never get rid of it, for that I love it too much. Back to the ship, Li Ling is my favorite by a length and I like how him and Tang Xuan are very casual with each other. You know, I really love it when relationships are portrayed as the normalest thing ever and it’s not a big deal, because yes, to the people involved it may be, but not to everybody else. I love it when they do normal stuff together, like best friends would do, because that’s what a relationship is all about, right? Being able to let loose with the other person, be yourself and act as normal as ever, just with very strong feelings for the person next to you xD And I can totally see that with these two. 

Currently Reading: 

-Sherlock Holmes. I have a list of some older books I want to read to get more writing skills. If that works, well, we’ll see, but it’s fun, especially since Sherlock Holmes books are really interesting and funny in some weird way. I’m reading them in german though, not sure if my english is good enough to read the originals.

Last Movie: 

-Last one I watched in cinema was Avatar 2 and I gotta admit... the visuals were astonishingly great, there’s no doubt. But... three hours is too much and I don’t like it if too many characters are involved. I like character depth, maybe that’s why I can’t focus on Dislyte as well, too many characters being developed too fast, my brain can’t compete...

And last one I watched at home was Top Gun: Maverick, with I thought was a wayyy better experience. Shorter, good character development, nice story, good addition to the first movie... and I like jets xD

Craving: 

-Time.... I need time, that’s all. I want to continue writing the next chapter for my Marlon story, and I’m currently on it, but my goal for writing at least 10.000 words per chapter is a big one xD So far it worked though... 

Thanks for tagging me, again, really enjoyed answering these questions!

Tagging: @ericsonclan @elsaedelweiss @shinneth @anghju @the-rational-mind

[silver-horse]

Yeah. Certainly video game mechanics played a role, they want to make sure that companions can stay with the player regardless of what choices we make. But usually they still express their opinion and you need high approval or pass persuasion checks. That is what shows us their real personality, their real values and what they stand for. For example Zevran speaking up against killing the mages is his “true position” so to speak. We lose some approval but then we can give gifts and companions forget, the story moves on and they still love the warden. We understand that this is just the video game mechanics.

Varric however is a different matter. He is written in a way where all of this makes sense for his character as OP explained. However I would like to add that not only is Varric just as starry-eyed about an evil Hawke, he is actually more starry-eyed! Just like the other companions, Varric expresses an opinion. His position is simply less set in stone, he doesn’t need to be persuaded. But in the end Varric does speak up! and he mildly objects if we support the mages! Meanwhile he expresses his approval if we kill the mages.

He says this to an apostate Hawke who has maxed out friendship with him:

He says to his friend “I’m not sure, maybe you should commit genocide against your own people. Eh. But I’m with you bestie.”

Meanwhile he is very supportive of killing all the mages:

“Defending innocent people, preserving our way of life? This is worth doing.”

“Preserving our way of life” is a line straight up from every conservative politician’s mouth.

Basically Varric’s “true (or original) position” is pro-templar, anti mage revolution, anti mage freedom. His approval in Inquisition suggests that a mage supportive Hawke has shifted his view, still that is a less comfortable world state for Varric.

I think Varric is a very realistic portrayal of the type of guy who has friends who are minorities or friends who have been mistreated in some way in society. However he doesn’t understand their struggles.Those individuals might be his friends, but... well, he is callous to their experiences. And when it comes down to it, he may or may not throw his friends under the bus because their pesky rights are an inconvenience. He doesn’t understand why everyone can’t just get along. That’s what he wants. And he sees this conflict as equal squabbling on both sides. Because he grew up in a world where the status quo has been comfortable for him and therefore “preserving our way of life” is good. To the point where even horrible inhuman acts are not only justified but it’s the right thing to do. As long as that is the “normal thing”, the way it has always been done. Anything else is the strange unknown and causes conflict which he doesn’t want.

(“Defending innocents” (cough cough protecting the children) is a worthy cause because otherwise it’s “helping dangerous people run amok”. Notice that these innocents who need defending from the circle mages during The Last Straw do not exist... the templars are the ones attacking the mages and therefore the mages try to run for their lives, away from the circle. In Varric’s view the innocents who need defending are not the people who are under attack, but future imaginary potential victims who might be harmed if the mages are simply allowed to be free.)  Varric just wants everyone to know their place and play card games together. He doesn’t want anything to change. He goes along with a revolution only out of loyalty towards a good Hawke. That loyalty overrides everything, however he did have an opinion to begin with and that was actually anti-mage freedom. (Contrast that with Isabela who also goes along with whatever Hawke decides out of loyalty because Hawke didn’t hand her over to the arishok. But actually she expresses disgust when attacking the mages “crushing the rebels? how dare they wish for freedom” Her “true position” is pro-mage freedom.)

Honestly something that really affected my view of Varric (and again, I say this with great love for the character) was playing my Terrible Hawke, Emilia, who ends the game an absolute anti-mage fanatic who believes that magic is a curse and it was a blessing that the Maker called Bethany back to His side before she could fall to demons. She is a Hawke who is mainly diplomatic, well-spoken, respected, and absolutely unhinged in her views on magic. She is the Viscount of Kirkwall, and by the time she comes to the Inquisition she's also taken Chantry vows and become an actual templar (after having practiced the discipline off the books for years). She singlehanded kept Kirkwall under Chantry control after Meredith's death. She slaughtered every mage to a one, even the ones who surrendered.

She's Varric's best friend. And he's just as starry-eyed about her in Inquisition as he is about any other Hawke. I love what a deeply unsettling side of Varric that is to see.

She's the best. She's a hero. She saved his city.

[suckitsurveys]

Do you own a pocketknife, or any other kind of multi-tool? Yeah. I don’t carry it with me though.

What did your mother study at university? I believe she was studying to be a counselor.

When was the last time your living situation changed in any way? 2017 when we moved into our apartment.

What was the last thing you took a video of? Kitties.

Has anyone ever tried to convert you to their religion? Uh huh.

Are there any ways in which your childhood was highly atypical? Surely.

What’s something that used to really stress you out, but doesn’t anymore? Bro everything stresses me out all the time always.

Do you prefer to be around introverted or extroverted people? Depends.

Have you ever stayed in a hostel? Nope.

Have you ever been somewhere where you didn’t fluently speak the local language? No.

What’s an interesting fact about the last person you hugged? He’s married to me heheh.

Have you ever dated someone from a very different socioeconomic background? No.

Do you own a disco ball? No.

Were you born before or after the collapse of the Soviet Union? Before.

What is your least favorite kind of weather? I HATE the transitional weather in the midwest between spring and summer. Like when it’s 10F in the morning and then 70F by the afternoon. And then one day it’s 80F and the next is 30F. It’s just like 3 months of being teased by warm weather. I hate that shit. Oddly enough, I do love Fall weather, but for some reason that just hits different. I think it’s because even when it starts to get cool in the fall, it’s still a bit humid, so it’s like, a different kinda cool? Like a crisp cool down instead if a teasing warm up? Idk how to explain it but basically 60F in the Fall > 60F in the Spring.

What was the last housework you did? Kitty boxes.

What was the amount of the last check you wrote? I don’t remember.

Do you have any home exercise equipment? Not really.

What mountain range is closest to your house? Maybe the Catskills? Or whatever is in Pennsylvania? I don’t feel like looking.

Have you ever had famous neighbors? Jeff Tweedy lives in the same neighborhood as my dad.

Describe the ‘look’ you did the last time you wore makeup? I just did a really simple look for the Ren Faire. I had sunglasses on most of the day anyway.

If you got pregnant the 1st time you had sex, how old would the kid be now? Oh Jesus Christ. They’d be 14.

Have you ever polished and waxed your car? Nope.

As a kid, did you have any friends with parents who yelled a lot? I’m sure I did.

If so, did you avoid going to their house because of it? Eh.

Are you competitive? I can be, but not usually.

What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken? I don’t know, staying alive?

What was your last received text message about? Lolly confirming my nail appointment for tomorrow.

Have you ever lived in a small community where everyone knew each other? Nope.

What are some of your least favorite foods? Water chestnuts, Cheetos, pork chops.

Do you give your pets gifts and treats for their birthday/adoption day? Treats.

Has anyone ever set you up on a blind date? If so, how did it go? Nope. Are you a procrastinator? I can be.

What was the last thing you said out loud? “Veeeektor” in a weird accent lol.

[thesilliestangel4ever]

Hi! If that's okay could i request the dorm leaders (or some of your choice?) Reacting to a MC who's unique magic allows them to copy other people's unique magic? Like with "off with your head" for example, they can create an exact copy of the collar.

(i'm actually working in this for an OC of mine but eh-)

WOAHAYAUUAS THAT SOUNDS SO COOL WHAGSH (｡☬０☬｡) also i am so so sorry about the delay!! School got in my way, again!

MC CAN COPY UNIQUE MAGIC?!

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

- HUH?!?

- >:O

- i like to imagine he walks in on you using your unique magic, and copying his?

- Riddle will

- stare at you 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

- when you explain your unique magic he'll be intrigued!

- he might want to see you copy other unique magic, but he's a bit too shy to ask bsbsh

- he's very proud of his s/o!!

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

- dude

- 👁️👄👁️

- i feel like he'd be rather impressed?

- but i also feel like hes too tired to care too much? Yk yk

- he's a sleepy man all he knows is nap and sleep

- oh but Leona will most likely brag abt it when he isnt sleeping

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

- ohohoho

- 👀

- "would you like to make a dea-"

- jkjk

- unless 😳

- if he witnessed you using your unique magic, Azul would be very amused!

- he'd like to see you demonstrate it sometime! If you'd like

- im so sorry hes so difficult to write

KALIM AL ASIM

- WOW!!!!

- you just got like,,, 2938378383933x cooler in Kalims eyes

- and you were already so cool!!!

- waaaaaahh!!

- "s/o,,, 🥺👉👈.. can i see ur unique magic again"

- please he just thinks ur so cool

VIL SCHOENHEIT

- confused, yet intrigued!

- Vil thinks you're very interesting ehe

- ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

- he's proud to have you as his beloved ehrhehee

- i have no idea what else to add for him really?

IDIA SHROUD

- upon finding out about your unique magic, Idia's a bit intimidated-

- however, he immediately kinda

- hyperfixates on it?

- you're like, a really cool video game character!!!

- a jack of all trades !! (Not rlly but whatever BAHAHHA)

- djjdsj thinks ur so cool shhss (✯ᴗ✯)

- Idia wonders how he ended up woth an absolute god like u BHSHSHS

MALLEUS DRACONIA

- O O

- Malleus is a bit amused upon finding out your unique magic

- "fufufu, child of man, you are quite interesting..."

- he watches you as you demonstrate your unique magic!

- he makes sure you're careful about blot tho rhhehe

- gives u headpats and forehead kisses when you're done demonstrating, hes proud of you <3

IM SORRY THAT THIS WAS SO DELAYED AND SHORT AND IF I REPEATED SOME THINGS A LOT THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING PROMPT BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO WRITE WAAAA

[solomons-cooking]

How the Brothers react when GN!MC has their period.

TW: blood, period talk

I’m on mine rn, thats it. I also have a strange craving for Belphie cuddles

Lucifer:

When you tell him “Eh?”

Has no idea what to do.

Lets you skip school for one day when the pain gets too much

Used to Mammon faking being sick, so is skeptical of how much it really hurts

Doesn’t really know how to approach you

Will buy you whatever you need from the store, no questions asked

Expect a text like “Left or Right”? Idk hes kinda dumb sometimes

Kinda relies on his brothers to take care of the situation

Will aid in cooking for you, but only breakfast idk

Mammon:

When you tell him “HUH?”

Literally looks you up and down in horror

Doesn’t believe you bc he can’t see your “wound”

You explain to him WHY it happens

He gets all flustered and just looks away from you

*nervous sweats*

“Well uh, if ya need anything MC, just lemme know!”

Very sweet

Checks up on you, but only when it's convenient for him

If youre with Asmo, Mammon tags along. he also wants to be pampered

Leviathan:

Literally says “ew”

Already knows about the process, idk don't ask me why

Maybe he knows from hentai? idk guy is a google freak

Offers for you to play video games with him

Makes sure you're comfy

Will literally pause his videogame/get to a safe spot to get you anything

Feels really bad for you tbh

Orders food from Hell's Kitchen, whatever you want!

Satan:

Has no idea what a period is

Listens to your explanation and continues to do research.

Reads a little too into it

“I’m sorry your uterus is trying to kill your womb”

^ He also announces stuff like that in front of people, kinda cringe

Buys/tries everything he reads to make sure your time is as painless as possible

This includes potions and spells that he hasn’t tried before, but is confident they’ll work

Insists you stay in his bed, so he can keep an eye on you

Basically wants to play nurse, but kinda sucks

Cooks for you

Asmo:

As soon as he hears this, he starts preparing

Already has tampons/pads for you, no need to ask

He knows you want a bath, no need to ask it's already drawn up

He sees your skin start to break out, doesn't say anything but offers to do face masks

Massages? Whenever you ask! He again, will still offer

Imported chocolates, the finest wine, expensive facials (if you like those things)

Avoids going out, would rather stay in with you

He really likes to take care of you, he secretly likes that you're on your period

Plays with your hair and does hair styles for you

Ugshsdashd he’s just too cute okay

I wish I had Asmo in my life

Beel:

When you explain it, his face omg gets so red

“Uh… so.. Youre okay though right? Like...this is normal?”

Beel you sweet boy

He sees you have trouble walking sometimes (youre hurled over in pain against a wall), he just picks you up so you dont have to walk

He carries you EVERYWHERE. He loves it too.

Cravings? Beel has them too. Probably the same ones.

Literally is your Barbatoes for the time being. Will do ANYTHING so his human isnt in pain

Too nervous to buy you sanitary supplies (tamps, pads..)

Belphie:

He’s smart when it comes to humans, he knows what you're talking about

Asks if you have everything you need, will order from Akuzon if you dont (or will get Doordash/instacart )

Cuddles when you want to be touched

Naps literally all the time, youre tired and you just wanna nap at 7pm

Can tell when youre in pain. When you guys cuddle, he makes his hands warm with magic and puts them over where the pain is, so it lessens it

Did you read that? SPOONING BUT WITH HOT HANDS WEWFIOJGW

I want that

Man also has the best medicine cabinet in the Devildom, so you are set for medical supplies

Dope music playlist

You also get Beel

[the-haunted-office]

"Oh. Okay," she says, and she does move enough to allow Pollux to get past her. He probably knows better what he's doing here than she does. She just came by here to try to find where Milo and Rourke went. She certainly wasn't expecting to stumble upon a bunch of strange tech.

"Ohhh, I was wondering what Stonehenge was doing outside the office. That explains it! Hahaha. These guys have been pretty busy in here since I left to stay at the Sanctuary, eh?" says, stepping carefully over whatever all is on the floor.

The next bit of what Pollux says ends her laughter. "Excuse me - what? This- This is a simulation of his parents' deaths?! Shut this thing down! Right now!" But of course she and Pollux are on the same page already. "Why the hell would he be playing this in here?! What the actual fuck-"

There's something about this situation that's striking her as quite ridiculous and over-the-top. Like, why would someone go to these kinds of lengths to do... whatever it is they're trying to do? What, is Milo actually a masochist? Does he enjoy tormenting himself or something? Does he think he deserves it? Or does he think he's in some kind of movie and think everything has to be dramatic?

Whatever the case, he's clearly not doing so well, and lucky for him Thursday is the kinder between her and her ghostly double, so she goes over to him right away to check on him.

She doesn't touch him, though. Not right away. Because she isn't sure if that will cause him to freak out or lash out or both.

She squats down next to him and tries to get him to look at her.

"Hey, buddy," she says. "What's going on? You wanna come on out of here? Er-" She halts and takes her towel off from around her shoulders and puts it over him instead. "You wanna watch this cool video on my phone with me? It's gonna teach you how to get your breathing under control. It's called 'box breathing'. Now all you do is watch the video, and follow the breathing sounds, and match your breathing to the breathing in the video. Think you can do that? Let's do that."

Thursday shifts from squatting to sitting and gets her phone out of her pocket. She pulls up a video of the box breathing technique and holds it for him to watch, which hopefully he does, and hopefully it gets him back into a calm enough state that she can get him talking.

"Ah, no, Thursday, that's not computers or a corpse you are smelling, just a very dirty, sweaty, but living human being.....a male, early 30's. It's got to be Milo, Rourke left a few days ago. He took my Atlantean fish vehicle by mistake." He looked inside the office and could see what she was asking about.

"As for the system here, no one else in the Office will notice it except by seeing it, as you are. It's not connected to the Office systems at all, but rather the mainframe down in Atlantis. And a solar array on the roof by where I recharge. So it won't disturb anyone."

When she moved enough, he entered the office, and inspected the main monitor.

"Immersive simulations like this are what Milo and I designed this setup for. It's how we practiced for the Stonehenge thing, and how I showed them my homeworld, along with some others I've been to."

Pollux had been told enough that he recognized what the running program was, which he found alarming. What was even more alarming were the settings he saw on the screen. How long the program had been looping nonstop.

"This part is disturbing, though. This simulation is actually a very traumatic memory, of the day Milo's parents died. He was three at the time. He actually had a pretty serious flashback to it while they've been here.....That's when things between these two and Doom may have started to go south. Essentially, he's locked himself in here and has been continually reliving that memory since Rourke left. Which is......well, I'm no expert on humans, but I doubt that's good. It seems to me like he's torturing himself with his own memory, though I can't imagine why he would do that. Surely he knows how dangerous that can be to himself......But then, I don't know what all went on here. All I know is that whatever it was is serious, because for as good a hacker as Milo is, he made an amateur mistake. He didn't lock access here. ERIS, end program, shut down simdeck."

"Program ended. Simdeck function deactivated." came the system's voice, soft and comforting. It was actually a combination of the voices of Queen Kida of Atlantis and Milo's mother.

"Thank you." Pollux said. This was a habit he'd developed when he spent time studying AIs and learning about one of his people's most important laws: Hal's Law, which was essentially a Bill of Rights for sentient AIs and robots (though his people didn't say 'robot' as it was considered a slur to them. A mild one, but still a slur) named after the Hal 9000. Pollux had gotten in the habit of showing AIs the same respect he did people.

When the program deactivated, the images faded to reveal the office Thursday had been expecting.......and the curled up form in the corner, whose breathing and soft, hoarse sobs they could now hear. Pollux turned to Thursday, concerned.

"You likely know more about humans than I do. His heart rate is quite elevated, which must be affecting his breathing.....I can smell a little blood, but not much.....I'm afraid I can't easily fit back there to get him. I don't think he's injured, but it's hard to tell with him all curled up. Do you think you can get him out or at least see if he's injured?"

[kanmom51]

RB the true to life Minkook conversation coming off stage

*Sarcasm alert !!!!!!!

After the beans have now been spilled, and the truth has finally come out all these years later, I can now confirm that JK was literally just being a bestest of best friend to JM, coming to his aid during their RB concert in May 2019, helping JM cover up his gf, whom he had been WITH prior to that concert.  

I know you are all shocked, but there is nothing we can do.  The truth has now revealed itself.  We have all be living a lie (sob sob sob).

And now that the truth is out there, we can confirm these two are the truest of friends, sticking their necks out for each other, both doing their best to cover up their respective girlfriends.

As such, I feel this is the moment I can reveal the actual conversation that took place between the two, being the amazing lip reader that I am, simultaneously able to translate from Korean to English, when the two came down off stage after the infamous questionable ear suck.

So, here’s how the whole episode went down, brace yourselves, this may be hard to digest:

JM: What in actual fuck dude, sucking my ear in front of all this crowd? 

JK: Sorry man, but I didn’t know what to do.  We were saying our goodbyes and suddenly I saw this huge lipstick mark on your ear. Man, I told you to be careful with xxxx (name will not be revealed for privacy reasons) before we have to appear in public.  Why’d she have to go and kiss you on the ear like that, ugh.

JM: Omg, you saying I was prancing around the whole time with lipstick marks on my earlobe?  Shit man, why didn’t you tell me?

JK: M’sorry mate, I just saw it when they showed you on the big screen, didn’t know what to do, so I just went with it, thought I could lick it away.  So, I tried to, and it just didn’t remove the lipstick. What brand does xxxx use?  Do you know?  It’s real good.  Lasts forever.  Ask her next time you see her, I want to try it.

JM: No worries man, I’ll ask her.

JK: Sorry, got carried away there, you know how I love makeup, anyway, trying to kiss it away, it didn’t work, so I just figured if I have your ear inside my mouth long enough, well that should do the trick and get rid of it.  You know, sucking away on it, that should help, right?

JM: For sure mate, that should have done it.  Your so clever bestie.  And a fast thinker too.

JK: Well I think it did the job.  A 5 second suck on the ear, that got rid of it.  No probs.

JM: Oh man, thank you so much.  I was really stressed when you went for my ear, thought what in the bloody hell is my bestest of bros, manliest of men doing to my ear?  Like, man, under other circumstances that would be totally inappropriate.  Sucking on my ear?  That’s something reserved for xxxx.  But now that you explained it all, yeah, totally understandable.  

JK: I’m real sorry mate, didn’t want to stress you out, so when I was whispering in your ear, I didn’t want to tell you that you had lipstick marks, didn’t want to upset you, you know, with everyone watching and all.  Thought it best to just suck it off.  

JM: Oh man, thank you so so much.  I really appreciate what a good mate you are.  You literally saved me from the whole world knowing I have a gf.  I mean, who cares if you sucked my ear in front of everyone like that, right?  No one will think twice about it.  But lipstick marks on my ear.  Yeah, great save bro.

JK: What are mates for if not that, eh?

JM: Props man.  True, so true.  I want you to know, my bestest of bestest friends ever, JK my mate, my bro, my family, my whatever it is you are to me as long as it isn’t my boyfriend, I’m here for you too.  Anytime you need me to save you from that kind of shameful reveal, I’m there for you.  Anything at all, no need to even ask.  You know, lipstick marks, hickeys, you name it.  Gosh, I’m so emotional now.  You make me so happy JK, my mate, my bestie, I think I can actually cry, my saviour, my mate.

Fast forward 2020: