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Thinking about how if Shermy Pines. And like, if he is the baby, he’d be born in the 1970s and be 40 by 2012 and he’s already a grandad. He had to be a teen dad in the 80s (after a severe economic recession) and then his kid ended up being a teen parent by 1999 (Which is 8 years before ANOTHER SEVERE ECONOMIC RECESSION LOL)
Also he was born into a pretty broken family, probably rarely if ever saw his brothers. Do you think he ever saw Stanley before he had to start pretending to be Ford? Do you think Ford visited from college??? Because he didn’t seem confident facing his father until he made millions, so like???
And, like, do you think Filbrick and Caryn changed as parents by the time they raised Shermy? Because it seems like a trend that as parents get older they mellow out a bit, so Shermy probably has a completely different experience with their parents then Stan and Ford, and talking to them is just “is this seriously the same parents???” (Imagine the silent resentment that’d cause 😭😭😭)
Personally I headcannon that Shermy had a daughter (Mabel and Dipper’s mom) and not a son like it says on the wiki because c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. Idk why this is important to me but… c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. It just feels right to me.
#gravity falls#Shermy pines#sherman pines#him being the same age as my parents feels weird#also him and his kid would’ve had kids at like age 14#he’d be like 28 by the time Mabel and Dipper are born#CAN YOU IMAGINE#not even 30 yet#no wonder Mabel and Dipper’s parents are fighting#they got together in like freshman year#that’s if their actual parents are still together#is Shermy even alive tho? bc why didn’t Mabel and Dipper’s parents send them to their actual grandparents#maybe Shermy was an awful parent or something#or maybe he was busy with something else and Stanley was eager to take them#I imagine the call to ‘Stanford’ would’ve been like#‘hey I know you’re probably busy doing scientific research and all but#would you possibly be able to take Mabel and Dipper for the summer?’#and his reaction was just ‘YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY YES. WHEN CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER? CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER NOW???’#Or maybe they just remembered how happy Stan was when he saw Mabel and Dipper for the first time#supposedly he refused to give them back lol#so they’re like ‘hey he’s a lonely old guy. maybe he’d like to spend the summer with the kids’#bc they’re probably aware it’s a lot to ask for someone to take some kids for a WHOLE summer#also maybe Shermy just doesn’t live in a place suitable for kids#like ‘Stanford’ has a whole cabin in the woods#Shermy ‘I had to raise kids in an economic crisis’ Pines might live in an apartment or something#that or he’s dead.#how fucked up would it be if he ACTUALLY died in a car crash#and Stanley winces as his faked death didn’t age well
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Hope you don't feel pressure to try to make Ear canon in any AU! I love cute kid OCs and seeing what characters could be like as parents as much as anyone else but I know some people can get overly insistent that artists give their characters kids as soon as the idea comes up. That being said I do have to admit what little you've shared about how they'd be as parents sounds very heartwarming. I'm a sucker for when someone is determined to make sure a kid has it better than they did when they were young like Machete would be, and how that can sometimes help to heal pains from their own childhood. Vasco would be wonderful too of course! He may have had a better childhood but I'm sure there are things he struggled with or wished could've been different. All fun ideas, but if Ear remains as just an idea that is absolutely okay!
Aw it's okay. A tiny bit pressured but in an encouraging/inspiring way, I don't think I'm going to lose sleep over it.
It would be really interesting to see how parenthood would alter their relationship and self-image, it could potentially expand their character into unexpected directions. Ear seems like a likable pup, they'd be a fun character to develope.
On the other hand I'm fond of their dynamic as is, I think they're happy that way. It's still typical that couples are expected to want to have children and start a family, it's seen as the norm and the next logical step after getting married. I like the idea of them feeling content and complete in their relationship even if it's just the two of them, and showing that the absence of offspring doesn't make their union any less valid and committed.
#it's not like I have to commit hard in any direction or make the choice right now#I'll think about it and see what feels right#as charming as the orphan theory is I don't think their original canon will involve children#it's just not a suitable time or place#it could potentially work in modern times if they adopted#I'm not feeling the surrogacy option I don't think#if I wanted to imagine them doing parenting exercises they'll always have nieces and nephews they could babysit on occasion#answered#anonymous#kid named ear
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Dip and Kiss
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Am I the only one that thinks that in a ‘I accidentally killed the Joker!” story that Jason WOULD totally kiss the one (ether Danny or Jazz only if they’re around his age though) that did it once he’s over the shock.
Like no joke, he would full on twirl, dip and kiss the person who did it, before going to celebrate that clowns end and later returning with thank you flowers. Cause Jason is a dramatic man whose planning to full on woo his new personal hero.
#Danny Phantom#danny phantom dc#dp x dc#dp dc crossover#crossover#jazz fenton#Jason Todd#This is my personal head-canon#that Jason would dip and kiss the one that ends the Joker#before going off to celebrate#meanwhile#the one he kissed is flustered and confused and dazed#'wait what...huh' is the only thoughts they got#the fact they accidentally ended the Joker had been thoroughly kissed out of their mind#they're dazed for like a whole day as the city celebrates#they only snap out of it when Jason (or as RedHood) shows up with flowers and offer for a dinner date#Jason in the future with his kids: 'And that kids is how I met the love of my life! Never settle for anyone less ok!'#'Jason! Stop telling the kids their future partners need to able to do that for Ancients sake!'#Damian walking by and nods 'At least mother's teaching of choosing a suitable partner hadn't gone to waste on you Todd'#blue rambles#writing ideas#dead on main?#anger management?#leaving it open ended for any pairing tbh
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#it really isn't ever a good idea to leave these two alone to their own devices#even though they are very old beings who should be more than capable of making suitable life choices-#-both still came to the conclusion that a brutal physical fight was the best course of action in terms of getting rid of their feelings#It kind of worked though#Macaque is a smelly monkey and he always will be
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Hat Kid copying people she knows (also known as "echolalia")
[Maybe volume warning]
#ahit#a hat in time#hat kid#idk how to tag audio hehe#i tried finding a suitable “PECK” for conductor but i couldnt find one😔
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¡mha spoilers!
i just want to talk about the epilogue and cry a little
it feels like these fanfics, where the characters are getting married and the bridesmaid is painfully in love with the bride but still helps her organize the wedding cause she cannot ruin her happiness
look at her, i'm sure she would've cry right after if she was alive
it just doesn't seem right from the togachako perspective, because i can accept izuku's crush, but ochako??? her main point was to overcome her feelings for him because it was stopping her from being a good hero. i'm sure there is hundreds of analyses why it's so important for her character development and i'm just disappointed.
sure, we can say that this time ochako may love him differently and that wouldn't mess with her way of saving people anymore, but why then ochako would want to be with him at all...
i don't want ochako to suffer her whole life and mourn toga, but it shouldn't be izuku. like, anyone, but him would've been alright
#ochako uraraka#himiko toga#toga himiko#togachako#toga x ochako#uraraka ochako#himichako#mha uraraka#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#izuku midoriya#honestly wanna cry right now#i'm not even mad for bkdk not becoming canon#because okay sure katsuki can be a sad gay who are in love with his best friend#this role is suitable for him#BUT FCKIN IZUOCHA#you gotta be kidding me#yeah it's implied izuocha#but still#is this what a whole togachako arc was for???#lesbians can never be happy and we knew it the moment toga died#but izuocha is just a spit at toga's grave
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Red Bull's strategy this year is really just Max Verstappen huh
#losing 6 tenths with the wrong rear wing and no replacement#you've got to be kidding me#we were blessed with the Brazil race and then boom back to reality#back to the prayer circles#max verstappen#checo perez#sergio perez#red bull racing#las vegas gp 2024#how are they the only team with no suitable rear wing
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I wish I knew how to plan multi chapter fics because I have two bridgella fic ideas stuck in my head that can’t be written because I suck at planning.
Mayhaps it’s for the best cuz one of them is super dark. Which is saying something cuz they both involve Ella being kidnapped.
#descendants#descendants the rise of red#descendants ella#descendants bridget#ella x bridget#bridget x ella#bridgella#no fr I’m talking super dark like not suitable for the kid audience the movies were made for#anyway the normal one is Bridget kidnapping ella on the night of her engagement party to charming bc she can’t stand the idea of her#ex bestie being happy with the coward who stole her from her. it starts as her revenge and ends with her remembering why she fell for Ella#in the first place which is no bueno bc Ella’s supposed to be the one getting tormented not her#musings of a prophet
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Ne Zha! I have an established order regarding which characters I was going to draw first, but I felt like drawing Ne Zha before the rest x'd.
#fanart#lmk art#lmk fanart#lmk nezha#lego monkie kid#ne zha lmk#my artwork#digital#art#lego monkey kid fanart#digital arwork#my art#drawing#i have no idea#yipee#i love this guy so much you have no idea how#idk what else to tag#I love drawing on paper “which is not suitable for drawing”
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cassidy showing them the movie fits he made for them :) (handmade with real recycled old spider webs silk!)
#a hat in time#ahit#hat kid#bow kid#cassidy the magpie#cassidy#my artwork#there was gonna be dialogue but it felt too cluttered to add it...#but it was him saying that he used the old spider silk that he had them collect#and repurposed it into real usable silk to make the outfits!#and he tried to factor in their favorite things to make suitable outfits they would like that fit with the movie theming#ahit oc#this took forever to draw lol
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Some things never change.
#ts4#sims 4#legacy: g9#august uchiyama#same shirt and everything hehe#he's definitely the kid who wears his favorite clothes until they're either too tattered or too small to be suitable in public#this is just a quick preview!!!#i'm going to ~officially reintroduce him~ soon#e.g. make a NEW STORY TAG and get more plotty again#except it'll be sporadic because i still need to do a lot in hzid before i can go very far 👀#like so much you probably wouldn't even be able to guess where they'll eventually overlap lol#finally getting him to his teen years has really reignited my excitement for it all though!!!#let's just say the bramblewood cinematic universe is already a multi-film franchise in my head
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Probably a hot take, but mascot horror is more important than y’all give it credit for.
Y’all elitists are so up in arms about media being “cheap kiddie trash” that you’re forgetting that KIDS LOVE SCARY SHIT. There’s a damn good reason why Goosebumps was (and still is!!!) so popular and why indie horror games tend to attract child audiences! There’s a whole-ass MARKET for scary books and TV shows suitable for kids, so why aren’t they allowed to have mildly spooky video games without a bunch of grown-ass adults bitching and moaning about how “THE ENTIRE HORROR GENRE IS DEAD AND LAME-ASS KIDDIE MASCOTS KILLED IT”??? It’s either that or letting the kids play the games Y’ALL like, and I doubt that leaving a 9 year old alone with Outlast would lead to anything good.
#there is something to be said about games that are genuinely poorly made#*cough* BANBAN *cough*#or how content farms use these properties in predatory content#but WAY too many of yall are blaming the kids and depriving them of media suitable for their age group#let children express their interests in a healthy way thats appropriate for their age goddamnit#indie horror#horror games#mascot horror#horror fandom#goosebumps
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I made myself sad trying to write dragon age 😂😭
#I keep trying and then I get to a point#and it’s a point usually where I would have a question and I would go yeah let’s interrogate this a bit#and I go to do it and I hit a wall of apathy#because either the reasoning isn’t there or it’s so basic or uninspiring#and I want to write my rook but she is. just. so young#and so incurious beyond being just a nice kid#and it’s just not the sort of character I can get my teeth into#I find she comes across just so flat#and you’re all going to just say skill issue I should just have the character I want not the one they gave us#and yeah. skill issue. it is skill issue here#the way I build characters is the way I build them and it’s not suitable for this game
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Going to be tutoring a kid that was initially thinking about studying with my grandma, saved him fr you are so lucky you do not even know boy 🙏
#faksyan talks#every time she does a retelling of how she goes about it I keep thinking holy shit I lucked out so much as a child#I would not have comprehended any of it that is not a suitable way of working with kids#'Oh why are they not understanding this and that' might have as well given them rocket science come on
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Crop Circles (Golden Trio as Kents AU)
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The trio had been with the Kent family for about six months before they were deemed 'ready for socialization'. They had spent that time getting fake ids, studying up on common knowledge of the universe and learning what was and wasn't normal for the baseline population of this world. That last part had less to do with being from a different universe and more to do with being from Amity Park but the trio had no way of knowing that.
Ma and Pa had thought the trio were hilarious whenever they found themselves constantly on the defense against otherwise mundane items. Though it did seem to get old after the tenth time Danny opened fire when a stack of crates fell behind him.
(Clark had likened it to taming feral animals but Clark is also an asshole who's opinion is taken with a handful of salt as far as the trio were concerned.)
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#DPDCCropCircles#Id like to clarify that these drabbles are put of order completely#im not quite sure how to work Clarks kids in yet#Or Dani and Jazz#especially Dani#i feel like she needs a suitably chaotic introduction#its only right#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#my post#Also im down for ship recs for this#im a sucker for romance#and love writing it
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Hey Gale tag can y’all not shit on Wyll if you wanna try to argue why Gale actually would be a good dad because it’s fucking weird and gross
#What a good fucking look to call the one black character who ends up having a kid in some endings not suitable to be a father /s#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#I just had to read a post implying this and I’m seething
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