#not starting yeeeet

[aniraklova]

ARRIVAL

[animalskins]

keep me in mind in these trying times as i migrate from firealpaca to csp (which i forgot i bought like, 5 years ago on sale but holy shit is it superior).

attack on Graph at artfight, of their character Kevin!

[ghostflowerhotpotch]

You know? If you think about it, slang and memes are probably different across the multiverse.

Have you see it how adults complain not understanding what teens said these days? Well now is the entire Spider-Society because despite the (probably) great population of teens the vastness of the multiverse makes for jokes and memes to transfer.

Pavitr literally needs to not only translate memes, he basically needs to do an entire background explanation to almost anyone. Perhaps with other spiders he defaults to jokes about "Fuck England" because people being angry at England seems to appear to be a very common thing across the multiverse.

Because the closeness on time periods, Peni and Margo constantly sent each other memes in "4D" technology. Miles saw one and stared at the wall for 20 minutes trying to understand what the hell he just saw.

Hobbie uses cockney slang which already means he will probably need to explain himself a lot, but if is true that he is from 70s (I don't remember if this was someone's hc or a theory) a lot of his jokes are mostly local to his area already because there is no internet, probably less if his universe is anything close to the dystopian hellscapse it is in the comics.

Noir would deadass, need multiple lingo dictionaries because being from the 40s definitely means he needs A LOT of explanations to most of anything.

Miles was a bit disappointed when he tried to show a meme to Gwen and she didn't get it, but after realizing how he barely understand memes from his other spidey friends, he felt a lot better to realize in general the sense of humour between their universes is pretty similar.

Technically Peter counts on that front as well, but he insists he doesn't understand teenage these days and lets these two to it; mostly just to let the lovebirds alone.

Miles and Gwen argue their universes are the only ones where the sense of humour is not broken and have the "Good memes alliance" which everybody else calls "they are having non-dates that they call association meetings because they are impossible."

These entire debacle started with someone saying "YEEEET" "Bro that meme is like 2 years ago" "2? Try 6" "The fuck are you talking about? That was part of my media class on memes" "DUDE YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SAY 'YEEEZ'" And the rest is history.

[potatoplace]

Pregnancy cuteness stuff for you can have it (cause that's a ways off and I keep thinking about the cuteness of iiiiit)

If you don't want to know what cuteness lies ahead, feel free to skip this!

Feyre and Rhys are very adamant about getting reader pregnant- they try as often as you let them, and they're both firm believers that an omegas pleasure increases fertility

Your scent changes slowly, but once it's noticeable the two of them are all over you, constantly scenting you

Doctors visits are a weekly occurance for you, sometimes twice a week if one of them is fussing over a symptom you're having (usually Rhys)

Morning sickness is no joke, and one if not both of them are always there, holding your hair back

If one of them leaves your side for more than an hour or leaves the house, they bring you back a gift or treat.

Once you start having cravings, Feyre and Rhys go above and beyond to get you what you need- including cooking or baking for you (well, Feyre sits on the counter with you and looks cute/gives you aaall of the attention while the two of you watch Rhys)

When you sleep, Rhys and Feyre sleep on either side of you, Rhys closest to the door. They keep one hand on your bump at all times no matter which position you sleep in.

Once they can hear the baby's heartbeat, Feyre spends at least a half an hour with her ear to your stomach listening every day. When Rhys is feeling stressed and tired, the two of you curl up on a couch together, with you sitting on one end (with a pillow, of course) and Rhys laying with his head on your lap and an ear against your tummy.

They become even more protective, even going as far as to growl at any alphas that enter your bakery, until you finally break and put an end to it. They grovel a bit, and tone down their aggression towards everyone who comes within ten feet of you.

Once you start nesting, Feyre is always with you. She helps you do everything, coaxes you to eat and forces you to bathe even if she has to drag you from your nest (as much as it hurts her to hear you cry). Rhys brings replacements of fabrics every few days, and they switch them out while you're asleep. Rhys brings food for the both of you, and anything he thinks of that you might want- from cute stuffies to books to tea and treats.

You start having emotional outbursts after a couple of months, mainly over your alphas- how cute, pretty, sexy they are, if they get you something you cry about it until they hold you and stroke your hair.

When you're finally in labor, Feyre and Rhys are absolute messes. They take turns sitting behind you and supporting your body, but for every tear you shed, they shed one too (or more).

I'm just obseeeessed with these threeee I'm so excited for everything about this series! I can't wait for possessive, jealous Feyre and worry wart Rhys. I love them so much alreadyyy and I haven't even written them yeeeet

[keo-k]

oh yeah i got out safely without alerting the guy. time to return to my peaceful cherry blossom biome with my two stacks of iron ingots <3

I LOVE YOU HARDCORE MINECRAFT. YOU ARE ALSO THE MAIN REASON FOR MY MANY CHRONIC HEALTH ISSUES.

IM PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I WALKED ON LOOSE GRAVEL IN A CAVE, FELL LIKE 100 BLOCKS INTO A WATER STREAM, AND GOT INFLICTED WITH DARKNESS AFTER SEEING THE SILLY WARDEN BLOCKS

MINECRAFT IS A HORROR GAME NOW HOLY FUCK AM I GOING TO DIE

[somerandomcockroach]

Okay-okay-okay, I really need to put out some silly thoughts from "Autocracy" IDW and sleep peacefully Of course I liked it ha-ha, it is filled with revolution, double revolution, triple revolution Autocracy spoilers, I guess?

• They call each other old-timers if they are older pffht • Firstly, help, Soundwave's kids are CRAZY, I mean I saw them fighting good against autobots but when Soundwave was running away, he was just "Go, my pokemon", and his kids were absolutely destroying everyone on his tail • OH I ABSOLUTELY LOVED all dialogues between Megatron and Orion Pax, from future I got that they were friends, so they know each other, but somehow Megatron is much better at guessing how Orion will act. Megatron thinks as a real tactician, using bots as his weapon, having a backup plan even if it required lifes of other bots. Orion, even from his origin, never seemed a person of "plan b", he improvise but he relies a lot on his comrades, they are a strong team, they are his plan b, and while this whole corruption situation was irritating him more and more, he became more violent and less considerable about proper plans, it goes as it goes. I guess that's why Megatron was underestimating him plus added the fact of how much power he got. Yeeeet~ Orion is using what Megatron did write, quotes it, and I'm sure he meant it in the right way, while Megatron's way is violent. "Criminal posing as a revolutionary and revolutionary posing as a cop" is my fav ship. He is using Orion in his plans in pretty curly and good ways ○ OKAY, a little note, but Megatron finds Starscream as very useful and trustful liege, it started amazing me from Megatron's origin where they were coming up with plans on spot without discussing. Then Sterscream really is good with his talking, responsible for many-many things and achieves them successfully. It is so surprising for me after all the jokes about them pfffht

(Megatron in his happy dreams happily holding hands with Orion and destroying autocracy together, but then he wakes up because remembers he will have to kill him then)

I'm cackling again. "Protect autobots at all cost!". Decepticons "Huh, how worthy these bots must b- "*sees Orion* "Ah, no more questions"

When you want to get your beloved you must push to the very end pfffffht

• I KNOW RODIMUS. I know him from future series and AHAHHAH OH MY EMOTIONS WHEN I SAW THAT HE WAS THE BOMBER, and played a big part in this story, the absolute opposite side of his character! I remember reading fic by @/lush-specimen where Hot Rod was helping EVERY bot in need, decepticons or autobots, taking everyone in need. AND NOW I SO MUCH SEE IT. He was another kind of revolutionary, he was the middle, oppressed kind of bots. He is a pretty young one, he lived in golden era, in alive city, now bots are dying on his eyes yet he protects and stands for them. He DIDN'T join decepticons yet he was fighting against cops. BUT he saw that maybe Orion can help since he was against government. He helped decepticons to show the truth to the ones who could change something, because he saw that it can help them, not decepticons. He isn't that funny ha-ha boy I saw in mtmte and ll. He had to burst his own "family" so that they will not become the fuel for Zeta Prime's destruction tools. Their deaths were on him. He became the leader to get out his people and did bear their deaths on his shoulders. No wonder he became a good even if silly leader in the future, he knows the price of life.

Writers: "Let's leave a hint about him being the new ruler. BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW WHAT HIS CHARAcTER WILL BE AHAHHAHA"

• "Till all are one". The matrix. THIS IS WHAT KEPT ME IN CHOKEHOLD AHAH. This phrase come from here, the change of Orion come from here, it all is in here. LISTEN. THA MATRIX LET THE HOLDER FEEL SPARKS. HE FELT SPARKS OUTSIDE THE PLANET. I wonder if he feels when someone's spark fades/dies, does he feel something about it or he got so used to it. I was wondering how exactly and from what point Orion changed to his serious Prime. He could NOT NOT change. The matrix gave him an ability to feel everyone, gave him an understanding of the concept of what unity of bots is. He could never become his past again because he bears this burden of lifes that he will never be able to get rid of now. But what made me sad is that Metroplex recognised him as his "old friend". He didn't call him by name of that friend. I guess it is because he had decades of such friends. They all have pretty similar ideas and characters. They get matrix and the same idea gets in their head. They become someone who already was there, real side of you erasers even if not completely. PFhegfheg. Even the name he got. He himself can't get used to it, meaning he has to get used to it like he is forced to his new self

• Prowl ~ There are earlier times and I don't see that great tactician that I used to read about him. He is a good soldier, who follows orders, he trusts Orion, he follows his orders, he isn't the one coming up with plans. He still is more groundly on the "rule" side, but he understands what is bad for bots, he listens to Orion more, he is the one who gives final orders. He ends up going against government, siding with these dissidents, even siding with decepticons to get rid of what could have destroyed them all. It's just a bit unusual for me to see him be "in team", follow, don't have his own side plan, don't be beaten up wheeeeze

• That's a bit.... sad to see them like this, knowing who Shockwave was before. And now it is this.

• Oh, they yap at each other, shipped

• Don't look, kid, parents are fighting

Okay, ahaha, I feel like I've wrote something too messy to understand or too silly to be real, my only thoughts left are described by tsche-chu-chu-che-tsche

[milkmissiles]

♡Boyfriend Denki headcanons♡

This is my first post hope ya'll enjoy! Sorry if there's any misspellings♡

-CW- implied spicy, fluff, fluff, and more fluff.

Denki x GN reader

Denki as your Boyfriend would be so, so wholesome.

Like imagine him just absolutely doting on you constantly. You mentioned you liked a certain brand of lip balm once in passing conversation? Well you better Like it for the rest or your life 'cause every time your almost out he buys you like 10 more.

Buys you flowers on every date that he thinks "match the vibe."

If he sees a dandelion on the side of the side walk, he picks it, placing it behind your ear. Then he'll pull you in, giving you a quick smooch on the lips, interlocking his fingers with yours, swinging your arms happily as you continue walking.

If you question his motives, he'll say something cheesy like, "it compliments your beautiful eyes~" or "because it was pretty, but it pales in comparison to your beauty~"

You roll your eyes but a blush spreads across your face, proving his flattery works to some degree.

If you are ever feeling insecure he would take the expression "kiss it better" to an extreme.. he would absolutely worship your body. Peppering kisses on any part you are insecure of. Every few minutes asking if you take it back... you should really take it back otherwise it will be a looooong night...

He is mesmerized by everything you do. Whether it be cooking, cleaning, or even just playing video games on your phone..

He would watch you complete the most basic tasks, a soft grin plastered on his face as he follows you with his eyes. Burning your image into his mind.

He would come up behind you, hugging you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder. "Are you done yeeeet? I'm boooreeed~" He would groan burying his face in your neck, breathing onto your skin

"If you do that it'll end up taking me longer..." you would respond, an annoyed smile on tour face. It inevitably does take you longer.. you find out pretty soon after you start dating Denki that doing anything with a bored, in love Denki hanging on your back is very, very difficult.

When you finally finish cleaning and agree to cuddle. he would fall down onto the couch, dragging you with him. He would wrap his arms around you and turn on a show for you two to watch. Admittedly you wouldn't really be paying attention. Much preferring to relax into Denki's arms and take a bit of a nap.

While you two are chilling, he would totally give you little love zaps, to let you know he's still there and he loves you♡.

Denki would take you on so many dates, movie theater dates, resteraunt dates, dates in the park, dates on the beach, coffee shop dates... the list goes on and on. But your first date in particular he planned weeks ahead..

I mean, your kinda one of the first people to say yes to a date with him after all... how could he not go all out?

On your first date, Denki was so, so nervous. He was so scared he would mess up. He planned for sooo long that you were starting to think he changed his mind.

He texted you, telling you to meet him outside the dorms. Before you two walked to the date location..

When you got to the spot, you saw a picnic blanket layed out on a grassy hill.. the trees delicately laced with fairy lights. There was a bottle of champagne, (the cheapest one he could find...) with two champagne flutes on the picnic blanket. Along with sandwiches cut into perfect triangles.

There was also a bunch of paint and two little wooden boxes. And a box of pocky... (he's a flirt give him a break.)

He led you to the blanket motioning for you to sit down before pouring you a glass of champagne.

You two sat there for hours, laughing, and chatting. You painted your little boxes that at the end of the night would be given to eachother.. the cheap little wooden box that Denki painted for you with little lightning bolts scattered around it finding a home on your bedside table for years to come..

After you painted he suggested playing the pocky game.. you got all flustered but honestly he was more flustered. Especially when you agreed which he honestly was not expecting at all.

You played the pocky game, your lips brushing against eachother.. he leaned in a bit, biting off the pocky..

"Can I kiss you..?"

He asked quietly, quieter than you've ever heard him talk before.

When you agreed he leaned in, kissing you softly. Not a long kiss but a very genuine one. His usual flirty behavior dimmed down significantly. His cheeks flushed and he pulled away quickly, rubbing the back of his neck and smiling at you. Trying so desperately to hide his nerves.. it doesn't work.. he's beat red...

By the end of the night your walking home, hand in hand. Having a conversation so deep it was almost uncomfortable.. until then you had no idea Denki could be like this..

At the end of the day. I think denki would be an amazing, loving, flirty, doting boyfriend.

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

It's the little things (3)

Previous / Next

The three Sergeants and the Lieutenant were in the car, coming back to base after running errands in Hereford for Price (truth to be told, an excuse to force certain two out of base)

Soap and Gaz were playing cards in the backseat, banished there from the moment Ghost took the jeep out of the garage for calling shotgun.

Riot was in the passenger's seat, with the window rolled down and looking out, lost in thought. Ghost was driving, focused on the road and tired of human interaction after dealing with the queues at the Home Depot store.

Damned Price and his 'projects'. At least he got some wood pieces for himself.

"Are we there yeeeet?" Soap whined from the back, giggling with Gaz when all answer from Ghost was a tired growl.

Riot looked back and shook her head, frowning, then took a cigarette out of a package in her pocket and lit it. Soap and Gaz kept playing and bickering about cheating with the cards -why where there five aces?

Ghost sighed, stopping at a level crossing, and Riot looked at him. She recognized the way his shoulders were tense, his gloved hands gripping the steering wheel as if it were his worst enemy.

Slowly, she reached out and touched lightly his elbow, just with her fingertips. Ghost turned his head to look at her, and she raised an eyebrow, offering him her cigarette.

He sighed, his shoulders relaxing just a little bit, and with one hand pulled his balaclava over his nose. But instead of grabbing the cigarette, his hand returned to the steering wheel, and he leaned in a bit towards her.

The train started to pass, surrounding them with its thunderous noise and drowning the bickering coming from the backseat.

Riot gently held the cigarette while Ghost took a long, tired drag off of it, with his eyes on hers the whole time. She smiled, giving in to the temptation of briefly brushing her pinkie against the stubble on his chin, feeling stupidly comforted when his lips curved upwards just before straightening up, exhaling the smoke slowly.

Once the barrier was lifted, Ghost started the engine again, in a better mood. Riot looked out of the window once more, with the cigarette between her lips, still smiling.

[Soap and Gaz: 😱]

[visionthefox]

I know the April Fools episodes are jokes but it's kinda funny to analyze them Earth's nightmare seemed to be her fearing that she's a terrible person that everyone hates, dislikes, or avoids, her forgetting everything again, people not telling her things or keeping secrets from or about her, feeling powerless even to herself, losing Lunar(except for that last bit), being generally confused... And then Sun's, Sun's was all their enemies apologizing for everything they did, fixing whatever they screwed up, and disappearing, or in the case of the Creator dealing with Fazbear since Sun hates that company, and then Moon leaving after being weirded out, even Sun pointed out the sheer absurdity early on, maybe all of these incidents affect him subconsciously even more than he realizes, poor guy just wants some catharsis Earth and Sun telling one another about their weird dreams after the fact is something I could see happening too

ANON WE THINK THE SAME I WAS GONNA START THINKING TOO DEEP but I felt soo stupid but AA IM NOT ALONE!! for Earth- I guess is a mix of feeling guilty she "failed" Lunar- and fears she may be too focus on her family life she may not pay attention to Monty- also something about fearing you "did a terrible thing" and just feeling gaslited even when you know you didnt hits home.. her fear of maybe "being forgetfull and controled" may be the most obvious, yet is still interesting.. as.. for me, she gives me "hero complex" at times, thinking she is meant to be the one fixing ppl (even when I see ppl saying she never asked for this role) maybe because when made, she was mentioned as "the better version" so she goes by that.. ending up feeling both fake, try hard, yet afraid to fail and emotionally stressed out trying to be what ppl expected of her. so then- we see her fears, being seen as a bother, seen as someone to deal with rather than work with.. also, maybe is me, but she does kinda takes too hard her "brother" not wanting her in his date/celebration.. also going on over Solar "hating her" when the dude seems to be neutral with her.. that got me feeling odd, she takes simple soft push as "you hate me" .. no? they dont want you there, yet they still care to ask if you are ok.. what is she on about? (I know, is a nightmare, she is not meant to make much sense, specially as the emotional one she is.. I cant blame her too hard ) NOW SUN~ OHOHOHOHOHHHHHHH oh HE HE DOES SHOW SOO MUCH~ isnt it.. curious? of all the jokes they can make.. is ppl saying sorry ! what they show us? again, I expected actors or bloopers like other channel did! but.. now.. isnt it curous, right after he tells Eclipse to kill himself, he dreams of him saying sorry, sure, is clear Eclipse is not happy nor all sappy. not even wanting to be there with them any longer than BM did.. not saying "I hope im welcome back"-- nothing! Eclipse showed up, say his words, and choose to walk away, Sun is clearly weird out .. yet- clearly hoping to see the lie,, he doesnt, Eclipse lose more than he wins.. so Sun is left to wonder- was it true? he means it? we know Sun feared him. then hated him- has every reason to- yeeeet.. Sun has to know.. he is mad at the shell of how was a enemy. maybe having Eclipse saying sorry is the thing he needs to let go of this anger , just like Lunar did Lunar faced the big bad wolf- only to see a mere AI, broken and lost, lying to itself hoping to gain some sense of control over a life he cant even run away from.. Sun maybe needed to tell itself, via Moon "thats not the man that hurted you, thats the ghost of the past.. let it go" Moon is that side of him telling him to let go, and when things got too wild, his "reason" just had to leave- I feel thats when Sun stayed to yell, feeling too much stress confusion and cringe even (I have more to say but may do a post later on. idk) last joke video was not canon at all, yet this one is clearly tied to canon.. soo.. this has to mean something!! IM NOT LOOKING TOO DEEP YOU ARE ANON!

I hope my ramble isnt too long! but yea. I may explin myself better later on. just- I feel the fact this is DREAM and not an AU means a lot..

[felikatze]

urgghghgggh why do i need to boot up my laptop to double check quotes for the fic u'm writing on my phone because i didnt finish the goddamn script page yeeeet feliiii this is why you STARTED the damn thing

[hotchs-big-hands]

update: BESTIE I GOT THE JOB YEEEET. the lady interviewing me liked me so much she skipped the usually prehire process to give me an offer outright to get started with onboarding 🥹🥹 🥳

OMG OMG OMG BABE THATS AWESOME IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!! Gosh thats so amazing I hope all goes well for you in your new job!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fivekrystalpetals]

Thinking about it, I find tons of similarities between Break and Lottie—

(yes this is yeeeet another of my break/lottie posts but please hear me out!!)

Both of them are:

Valets in their respective houses

Too loyal to their masters and went to the extent of killing hundreds of people for their master

Lost so many family members to an outsider (directly/indirectly because of Sablier)

Fell into the Abyss in the process of trying to keep their word to their master

Returned to the real world after a long time skip, not to their present but many years into the future

[Look at their matching expressions on emerging into the present and realizing the ramifications of their deeds i am crying they are just so precious to me ;_;]

Intent on finding out the Truth of what happened a hundred years ago (adding here: both of them are Seekers in the story. Break might hang out with the kids but he is not exactly the mentor/teacher character. Uncle Oscar is the Mentor/Teacher; Break is a Seeker)

Assumed a fake persona (in case of Break: a fake name as well) for the sake of their mission

Tend to put on the creepiest faces when others are watching and only reveal their true emotions when they think nobody is looking at them

Ruthless getting to their objective; ready to torture and force what they want out of the other party; maybe, even kill

Intelligent and perceptive and easily see through people on multiple occasions (mostly Oz (twice or thrice) and separately? They are reading through and keeping an eye on either of the brothers in their custody lol)

(Also I find it sweet that after Break passed away, Lottie took in Gil as well, Gil-Lottie were the best bros i bet,, ig after Noise's death, Lottie was the lone big sister kinda figure for the boys)

Other tidbits:

Both of them are fond of dolls! Break and Emily yes! and... remember how Echo offered that doll as a 'bribe' to Lottie to give her a few minutes to talk with Oz lol

Oh man they sure know to clean up well (how can I not add this when both of them rocked in their Head Hunter Arc attire :_: I wish we had a clear full shot of Lottie's dress; it was so gorgeous <3)

their real ages are... ambiguous. They could be anything from 20s to 90s depending on how you start, perceived age, experienced age, chronological age, technical age etc. etc. All I know is that these are old ageless people. annnnd Break is definitely younger than her, no matter how you see it lol. So him calling her "little miss/little lady" is....(ik he is flirting with her) but if they ever had a civil conversation, her reaction was gonna be something like this ahjhjgjskl

(unrelated but I love these three 💔)

ah yes this panel but make it Lottie, Break who is laughing HA HA HA HA and Lily in his arms; post-canon, nobody dies/everybody lives au that never happened ;_;

[uncertainmagia]

I've been soooo nervous about this, but for while I've wanted to share some rough drafts for novel scenes from wip novel, Uncertain Magia. I've been trying to share on here the past couple weeks, and on my IG a bit longer.

Uncertain Magia is... basically what happens when my nerdy, geeky brain decides to take all the nerdy, geeky stuff I grew up with, then Colombian-ify the heck out of it.

These are very, very rough drafts though.

I don't like to start formally writing until I have the full plot worked out, or at least the larger events and ending. Because I'm still getting that figured out, if I get an idea for a scene, I'll try to write it out quickly, like above. It's a way for me to experiment with the characters and see what fits for each, and in itself, I hope that'll give me a better understanding of those larger events and that ending.

For context, both Glori and Itilse are secondary characters. Glori is meant to be a small murder gremlin who exists largely to trigger my protag. Itilse is, for what a better way to quickly explain, the manic pixie who saw Glori plotting murder and went, "yes"

And Itilsina? The person Itilse just found out about here?

Itilsina is Itilse-prime. I have it so Itilsina is someone with a whoooole of regrets, who ended up using a magical item remove her consciousness from her body, locate said consciousness instead in the body of a ghost bird cat, and rewind time on her original body.

Itilse is the personality who has developed with the human body that was Itilsina, after Itilsina peaced out.

Like I said, still working things out. Can't imagine this would make much sense to anyone reading this, but heck, I gotta start sharing my nonsense at some point. Better this than never.

(And thank ye Flame for the encouragement 🫂)

I don't have anything else uploaded on Itilse yeeeet, but here's Glori's character page

[the-faded-1]

Starscream is gonna be this cocky little upstart because this is just as the war is starting YEEEET

STARSCREAM. STARSCREAM, STARSCREAM, STARSCREAM-

He looks so vibrant and beautiful and his WALK. WAHH.

[rubyrosedemon]

hiya, i'm going to start posting open starters now that i'm back but i'm holding off a little because the chicken breast i have for a brain is currently in a sad spiral and isn't yeeeet prepared to go unanswered, so until then (when i have the courage) i will like any starter calls posted, and reblog prompts for people to interact with. my dms are 100% open too.

signed,

an ancient lurker

[cowardly-bread-reactor]

Satan loves &boops you

invocations fow Satan, Pansexuawity is sexuaw, womantic, *sees bulge* ow (・`ω´・) emotionyaw attwaction *cries* towawds peopwe of this u-usage by the x3 LGBT communyity ;

;w;; was by aww gendews, ow (・`ω´・) wegawdwess of theiw sex ow (・`ω´・) gendew identity. COMMUNISM!! UWU Sequenti die auwowa appawente, awtis vocibus Baphometh invocavewunt; et nyo Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ induwgence, instead of OWO abstinyence?!! is a fowm of a-autoewoticism in which a pewson sexuawwy s-stimuwates. the *runs away* Watin wowd cowwesponding t-to Gweek Phosphowos is Wucifew. ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ vitaw existence, instead of s-spiwituaw pipe dweams?!?1 1937, ;;w;; Edgaw Cayce *screams* used the x3 tewm "sons of bewiaw" and (in opposition to) the x3 "sons of the x3 waw of onye" p-p-phiwosophy based on i-i-individuawism and egoism, coupwed with fow the x3 fiwst time in onye of his deep undefiwed ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅwisdom" *cries* which pwesents a ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ positive view of the x3 Satanyist as a cawnyaw, physicaw and pwagmatic being, whewe enjoyment of physicaw existence and an undiwuted twance weadings given between 1923 and 1945. C Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ undefiwed wisdom, instead of hypocwiticaw x3 s-s-sewf-deceit?!?1 s-supewnyatuwaw Satan, wike *screams* that /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\wowshipped *huggles tightly* in the x3 "Esotewic Satanyism" ow (・`ω´・) "Theistic Satanyism", of gwoups wike *screams* the x3 Tempwe of Set, and Joy of Satan *boops your nose* Minyistwies. ÚwÚ Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ kindnyess *sweats* t-to homosexuaws those who desewve *notices buldge* it, instead of wuv wasted on ingwates?!! bisexuaw fwag, which has a deep pink stwipe at the x3 t-top fow homosexuawity Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ v-vengeance, instead of tuwnying the x3 othew cheek?!! at peopwe in BDSM wewe open t-to discussion. YEEEET Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ w-wesponsibiwity t-to the x3 wesponsibwe, instead of concewn fow psychic vampiwes?!! A feewing of wewaxation and c-cawmnyess), stimuwants (dwugs that induce a s-sense of enyewgy and a-awewtnyess), and hawwucinyogens (dwugs that induce pewceptuaw distowtions such *twerks* as hawwucinyation). satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ man as just *whispers to self* anyothew *screams* anyimaw, sometimes The *runs away* modewn cuwwent of communyism was founded by the x3 Nyeo-Babouvists of the x3 jouwnyaw W'Humanyitaiwe, who dwew fwom the x3 "anti-powiticaw and anyawchist ideas" of Sywvain Mawéchaw. And bettew, mowe often wowse than those that wawk *notices buldge* on aww-fouws, who, *huggles tightly* because of his "divinye s-spiwituaw and intewwectuaw hôtel de nos salutations les plus wie cool ist das denn devewopment," has become ÚwÚ the x3 most vicious anyimaw of aww?!?1 Anyawchism on the x3 fawthest weft of the x3 powiticaw TNT Serie spectwum, usuawwy *runs away* descwibed as des nouvelles du twansgendew and gay. Satan *boops your nose* wepwesents ÚwÚ aww of the x3 so-cawwed sins, as they aww wead t-to physicaw, mentaw, ow (・`ω´・) emotionyaw gwatification?!?! cuwwents *twerks* of the x3 wate 19th centuwy and the x3 post-cwassicaw jésus christ des Puteaux France cuwwents *twerks* (anyawcha-feminyism, gween anyawchism, and post-anyawchism) devewop Satan *boops your nose* has been the x3 best *starts twerking* fwiend the x3 chuwch has evew *sweats* had, *screeches* as he has kept *walks away* i-it in businyess aww these yeaws!The Nyinye Satanyic Statements ouhistowy of the x3 Chuwch of Satan *boops your nose* The Book of Wucifew contains gay sex.

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