#not sharing that tho cause i don't want to spoil the fun

[morningstargirl666]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Did some work on the next two chapters of tbbw instead of working on the rewrite, so here's a rare sneak peak:

“So, care to tell my why you insisted on being so cryptic over the phone-”

Klaus froze halfway inside the trailer Sam had directed him to with less than detailed instructions, eyes widening on the arrow embedded in Sam’s chest and the long, thin metal wire attached to it that led to a suspiciously shaped bomb-like box fixed onto the trailer’s wall.

“Let’s face it,” Sam said with a wince, standing very, very still. “This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

Still, like he was, in fact, attached to a bomb.

“Sam,” Klaus said eventually, stepping fully inside and closing the door without taking his eyes off the bomb-like box, the pin attached to the wire shaking every time Sam breathed. “Tell me that is not a bomb.”

Sam hesitated for half a second. “It’s not a bomb.”

Klaus glared at him. “Sam.”

Careful not to twist his body, Sam turned his head towards Klaus, licking his lips nervously. “You know, if you think about it, this is all your fault.”

Klaus felt his eye twitch. “Excuse me?”

“You’re the one that told me to look into this Connor Jordan guy!”

Klaus gaped, face twisting with anger. “I told you to look into him, not to engage with him!” he hissed, stepping forward. His eyes trailed down to the arrow embedded in Sam’s chest, thankfully several inches too far to the right to have hit his heart.

“How was I supposed to know he had a bomb hooked up to his death-trap trailer?” Sam hissed back, earning him another glare that effectively silenced any further protests. “Look, can you, I don’t know, just cut the arrow out. I would myself but…” 

Sam raised a hand, moving to touch the metal wire attached to the bomb.

“Don’t-” Klaus warned, too late, closing his eyes when Sam flicked it, the vibration travelling all the way down to the pin. It didn’t pull out. Sam brought his hand away, making a sound with his mouth that mimicked an explosion.

“I’m going to kill you,” Klaus deadpanned.

“Not if the bomb kills me first.”

“Just-” Klaus snapped his mouth shut, using every shred of willpower he had to stop himself from strangling the idiot. “Don’t move. Let me think.”

He moved around to stand behind Sam, inspecting the arrowhead sticking out of Sam’s back as he contemplated his options. It wasn’t some amateur thing, crafted carelessly and put together - it was professional. A thick, sturdy, pitch-black shaft with a sleek metal head, dipped in vervain if the sting when he touched it was anything to go by. His eyes narrowed, grabbing a mean-looking combat knife the hunter must have left behind off the side and resting the serrated edge against the shaft, wondering if he cut the head off. He couldn’t break it with brute force - too risky. The jolt could set the bomb off.

“So, how well did you know this Pastor Young?” Sam asked to fill the silence as Klaus worked, grunting a little as Klaus began to try and saw it off. He reached down to the table next to him to grab one of the pieces of paper strewn all over the surface, ignoring Klaus’ earlier warnings of staying still. “Did you talk to him much at your mother’s Ball?”

Klaus didn’t look up from his work. “I can’t say I did. Why?”

“I think he’s the one who contacted your hunter,” Sam said, causing Klaus to look up. He raised the letter, so Klaus could see it. “Mad as a box of cats by the way. He wrote a letter about sacrifice and war brewing in Mystic Falls.”

Klaus paused what he was doing to look over Sam’s shoulder at the letter, skimming the contents. “A greater evil is coming?” he read aloud, brows furrowing.

“Yeah, crazy, right?” Sam hissed as Klaus resumed his work, grunting painfully as the arrow shifted inside him. He forced a smile, tilting his head in Klaus’ direction. “Hey, do you think he was talking about you?”

Klaus sent him a mock-glare, unimpressed. He ran the blade across the arrow’s shaft perhaps a little too forcefully, nudging it inside Sam’s flesh, causing the younger hybrid to wince, stifling a cry. He nearly didn’t remember to remain still in time.

“I can’t cut it out,” Klaus decided, observing this and stepping back. He dropped the bloody knife on the table. “It’s too thick and one small movement, it’ll get very messy very fast.”

“Then what do we do?” Sam asked, voice shaking. His brave bravado was finally cracking.

Klaus stared at the arrow embedded in Sam’s chest, gaze flickering up to meet his. “You’re going to tear it out.”

Sam frowned, looking quite annoyed. “And how does that stop me from getting fried again?”

“You tear it out and I’ll flash you to safety before that bomb ignites.”

Sam paused as he thought that over. “Are you sure you’re fast enough to do that?”

Klaus turned, opening the door of the trailer, knowing that was one less obstacle he had to worry about. “Only one way to find out,” he muttered under his breath. Sam still heard him.

“That’s not reassuring, Nik,” he said, eyes slightly wide, almost pleading. “I don’t want to end up as a human kebab.”

Klaus raised a challenging eyebrow, stepping towards Sam and grabbing his shoulders. “Do you have a better idea?”

“No.”

“Then human kebab it is,” Klaus declared, nodding. “On 3?”

“Fuuuuck,” Sam whispered, breath shaky.

Klaus ignored him, beginning the countdown. Sam raised his hand, carefully wrapping his fingers around the end of the arrow’s shaft.

“1…2…3!”

Sam yanked the arrow out and Klaus heard the click of the pin flying out but he was already moving, hands gripping Sam’s shoulders, pulling him with him as he flashed out the trailer. The world blurred around them and behind, the air roared as the bomb ignited, exploding through the trailer and blasting out the windows. The heat of the explosion licked at their backs, the force of the blast sending them flying several feet before crashing into the ground, saved from the worst of it. Groaning, they both rolled onto their backs, Sam the first to sit up on his elbows and survey the damage.

“Well, that wasn’t too bad,” Sam commented, eying the smoking wreckage.

As if taunted by his words, there was a terrifying hiss from the trailer and a second later, the gas supply had ignited, a secondary explosion ripping through the structure, blasting it to smithereens. Pieces of roofing and wall were thrown in every direction in the ensuing fireball and they both ducked, flinching away from the dangerous fiery projectiles as they crashed to ground all around them.

Slowly, Klaus turned to look at Sam, his expression thunderous. 

“You were saying?”

[natdeviantrat]

look i finally just went and read the devil's minion (never read any of the books before, always been avoiding it cause anne rice bleghh) and my "analysis" is a bunch of random unknowing nonsense but all my friends either aren't keeping up with the show or don't want to be potentially spoiled, so i'm dumping it here

obv the primary thing is just how wonderfully fucked up they are, but what strikes me most maybe is armand's vow to never turn someone (and that he never has - which works so well with his character in the show too and his distaste and pessimism over claudia having been turned - plus, i bet, that none of the coven, none in the world, are his and thus he can hear all of them (which seems to be one of the things he's strongest at) but i digress) and his affection for daniel being so genuine that he wants to see him grow old. i saw something about how much his attraction towards old daniel in the show would make sense because he's never been able to age (in the books being turned at 17, dunno if they specify what age in the show?) so obv he would be attracted to it. which, yes! the curiosity and almost playfulness there with daniel, which can come across as cruel (and yunno mindbreaking), but i think armand is genuinely a lot less cruel than lestat even if he a lot better at manipulation. buttt the most fun and tragic tension is his refusal to ever curse someone with to be a vampire, especially someone he loves (and to lose access to their mind/sharing his own, which i think he relies on so heavily for connection) versus his despair of losing daniel (and also no desire to die himself, despite his age and occasional melancholy). that last line tho is :chefskiss: it feels like even with all of daniel's time spent with and obsessing over vampires, he never really came to terms with what it would mean to be one (and really, armand protected him from that? never even feeding in front of him). also, i love that daniel is a shallow bitch too!! he's kinda pretending not to be, in the show, but really you can see it. finally, ik it's bc anne rice didn't want her vampires to have sex, but armand having daniel fuck all of his admirers instead so he could watch and observe is !!!

[writingmochi]

an honest review of golden hour part 1 purely from musical observation (not proofread because i'll post the proofread on rym)

opening remarks: i'm gonna be honest here: i didn't keep up much with the early promotional aspect such as teasers, etc cause i was overwhelmed with ateez. not that i don't like them, but more in worry, like, what do you mean they have this plan before coachella and are going on tour after this promotional cycle ends? that level of constant promotional cycle is the thing that makes me sick of kpop nowadays: no rest time. and that is much more prevalent now with 4th gen groups now is ever so closely closer to the end of their contracts.

also, the fact that this comeback is the one that succeeded the world era with its fantastical science fiction concept that is very heavy makes this more like a whiplash. it seems rushed in a way? especially in regards to concept photos cause i know ateez has songs in their vault. but the art direction here is so much different than the transition between fever to the world. it seems like their trying to chase the coachella train by releasing an ep after it, to get the momentum of the people who are interested in them. maybe it's gonna be a one-off like the halazia ep but let's learn from the musical aspect cause i think they've spoiled that at the end of crazy form.

let's get to it!

1.golden hour: maddox comes back to narrate such an enchanting intro. in a way, this narration kind of portray the ateez journey from their start until now. how they basically started as an unknown group from (what i consider) an independent kpop label with only the support of block b at that time, to now where they are performing the biggest stages in the world. maybe we are experiencing ateez's golden hour, or golden month, or golden year. but definitely, it is a golden era of ateez as they share it with the world

2.blind: not me thinking of enhypen's blind because i always hear it when watching en-o'clock lmao i'll continue

nahh this is different then what i was expecting. i think it's the same type of beat i usually hear in western latin pop, maybe it is more latin pop, especially with that refrain after the chorus. this also reminds me of world cup songs like think the 2010 and 2014 one. it is also being supported by the amount of spanish used in this song. ateez has been embracing the spanish language a lot recently, like with arriba in their last album and their performance where they drink a shot on the coachella stage. i think it is because they know that they have many latin/iberian fans that they decide to embrace it with their songs.

i didn't expect their voices to match this style of genre, especially jongho cause he is so distinct. san's timbre voice sounds so good alongside yunho and seonghwa, especially since they try to use their lower range. mingi sounds like he is having fun here like i have a grin growing when i hear his rap. the party outro though. i think they have been embracing this a lot since it used to be such a yg style, but ateez embraced it and made it their own. i just know that this'll be a club banger with that percussion and bass.

3.work: it's so ironic knowing what i felt about them being OVERWORKED and then them making a song about making money by working D: D: D:

okay, ngl, i'm glad that i've been listening to a lot of hip-hop recently, especially west coast hip-hop like kendrick lamar (because of beef gate 2024 tho fuck drake), so, i get what they're trying. this has such a heavy west coast hip-hop vibe like think dj mustard beats. it's definitely another club banger cause the beat is catchy. i haven't watched their performance but i can already imagine the amount of street-style dance on it (if it's not that, then that is such a shame). that outro has the same latin pop influence of the blind. it's catchy, it's bouncy (cheonyang gochu vibe), and it's funny in a way that it makes we want to have fun (like the rolling rrrrrrr adlib).

hongjoong is such a highlight here. like he's definitely having fun in his rap part. also yeosang being the transition between the pre-chorus with his harmonizing? chef's kiss. gosh, do you know those lowrider car shows? this song could be a background for that. also, i like the contrast in the bridge with the plucked bass. and i think this is like the most complete under 3-minute song i've heard in a while. intro? two choruses? a bridge? and an outro? all check. as much as i prefer songs over 3-minutes, this is how you make a song under 3-minute to sound complete @ kpop composers

4.empty box: wow i think this is the first time i hear a bedroom type of beat coming from ateez, that is usually very bombastic or dramatic.

the subdued guitar riff reminds me of those indie lo-fi pop songs, but the trap beat under it creates a contrast. the boys sing with more subdued voice as well before i'm being startled by hongjoong's jump in voice volume. the difference at the outro of the song makes it end in a hopeful way with the choir type of singing there, creating this image that that's okay to have an empty box aka leaving your memories behind? (based on the lyrics) because you can fill it in the future too. such a hopeful rare, low-beat type of song from ateez

5.shaboom: i just know this one is bombastically skadoosh (wtf does that even mean lol)

wait, this is reggae. ateez is doing reggae. but, what the fuck is that plot twist? why is the chorus in edm? i love the "shaboom" san is doing in the chorus ("shabooooooom~"). but like the whiplash is real. from the reggae sound in the verses to the edm sound in the rest. i also just realized that they modulate the keys between the verse and chorus cause the vibe is very different, like a freaking day and night. this is such a whiplash concept but i guess this like a floridian type of sound lol while blind is more californian (hey, i'm not sorry for stereotyping ateez song into us state because, like, i can imagine people in miami hype up to this)

also the last chorus will eq take out and the outro that sounds so out of the beat we have heard but then it ends so abruptly before i even adapted to the sound. it's fun but i'm confused? help

6.siren: what in the haunted house song is this? the dissonance intro with the strings makes it so creepy

but then it resolves into a more breakbeat in a way with that addictive percussion melody at the back right there. the synth gets louder like a blaring siren in the chorus as the percussion melody pierces the blaring silent like a light in the dark haunted house. the drum breakbeat during mingi's part is clean and i also enjoy how we started the chorus in such a lower timbre before the higher timbre kicks in, like a siren. the pre-chorus sounds haunting alongside the intro, reminding you that even if you're bopping to the song, it still is creepy. the bridge gets rid of the synth that we now realize is actually our anchor to the song before bringing back in the last post-chorus. the bridge also doubles down with the creepiness factor by making them sing so dissonantly. though the outro part is good, i still think that it is pretty abrupt. maybe adding another 4 bar will make it more complete.

closing remarks: i can now finally imagine of the concept of the album based on the music alone: golden hour part 1 wants this to be ateez's introduction to their new era like the coming of summer. hence, the reason why all of the songs have the same overall concept: summer. blind comes in with a more latin pop approach while work is more West Coast hip hop. empty box is more bedroom pop to shaboom aka the reggae-edm hybrid and siren, the summer night festival vibe there. in a way, it is also portraying what ateez has experienced in the us so far with coachella. it creates a pretty broad amount of genre that can encompass summer, but it is also the reason why the album is not cohesive, especially with the inclusion of an empty box which imo is in the wrong place on the tracklist because of the contrast between golden hour and blind is also too jarring. if they can create a much better track sequencing, i think it can make the listening experience better.

my suggested tracklist sequence without getting rid of a track:

golden hour

work

shaboom

siren

blind

empty box (last song cause it talks about leaving memories, a better closer than siren)

i can also finally understand why the concept photos are so mid because, in a way, i think that they don't want to appropriate culture, especially since the latin pop, hip-hop, and reggae influence is so strong in the album. the art director seemed to not know how to market that aspect in a way and i just have one answer: style it like the work mv. make it a bit western-ish cause that's okay.

music-wise, i like that ateez is, in a way, approaching more of world music (if they are still called world music cause they are popular in western mainstream music) in the genre of latin pop and reggae. it makes them stand out and different. yet, i also now know that they have entered the voyage of catering to the western audience with the sounds that usually show up in the charts. is it a bad thing? no, definitely not. but coming from an asian background who enjoyed more of their subdue title tracks like answer and inception, i kind of feel left out. but, to me, that's very much okay cause ateez definitely deserves their success and i like me some diversification in the sound of the kpop industry. but i just wish that they realize that you don't have to seek western validation. it's okay to be kpop. it's okay to be the other when it is your own color.

final ranking:

6.golden hour 5/10 (it's an intro track)

5.empty box 5/10 (pretty repetitive so it's boring if you have it on repeat)

4.shaboom 6/10 (it's too confusing i swear to god)

3.blind 7/10 (good ass song)

2.siren 7/10

1.work 8/10 (it's so bouncy!)

overall release score: 7/10

small conclusion: now yall know how i feel with kpop idols towards the us now. yeah... i hate it. i hate that they have to validate the western style to break even and gain profit. i hate that it is usamerican charts. like i really wanna see an idol taking more of the british populer music, maybe that's the reason why newjeans is popular cause they utilize more of the pink pantheress, british/new england sound instead of the obvious hollywood sound...

[disgruntleddemon]

Actually do get started on Eleanor Vance from Shirley Jackson's Haunted house on the hill. I've been seeing snippets from it on your blog and I'm getting a bit curious now

i am always ready to talk about my favorite babygirl lol. i'll try not to get too spoilery in case you ever read the book, cause it really is fantastic. if you do ever read it tho, i think the main tws are implied religious/child abuse and suicide

anyway, the very first line's introducing Eleanor is so good. "The only person in the world she genuinely hated, now that her mother was dead, was her sister."

she spent much of her adult life caring for her sick mother, to the point where she became a shut in. it's left her kind of immature, and unsure of how to deal with other people. she lives with her sister, her brother in law, and her young niece. given that this is set in the late 50s, they all seem to look down on her as an unmarried woman, and she's not left with a lot of options. she's offered to stay at hill house, and secretly takes the car her and her sister share to get there

basically, this doctor invited some people to stay at a haunted house and record any supernatural happenings. the main cast is:

Dr Montague: they guy who invited them. he takes on a sort of dad fiend role? the way the characters almost seem to play house with each other is def a thing in the book

Luke Sanderson: rich young dude who's pretty immature and lax. his family owns hill house, and they sent him to stay technically as a chaperone of sorts, but moreso to try and get him to be more responsible

and then there's Theodora: no canonical last name, and reads aggressively as queer in some way. she had a major, break up style falling out with a friend/roomate of unspecified gender, which prompted her to come to Hill House

while there, Eleanor craves connection, she's a deeply lonely person, but she doesn't know how to deal with people. she's left constantly feeling like an outsider, and the book is intentionally vague on what the group seems to think of her

there's also a part of Eleanor that wants to be taken care of, given that she's been a caretaker for years, but she despises being infantilized, which is how she's often left feeling.

she has an intense relationship with Theo, which reads as her being a repressed lesbian with internalized homophobia. she's simultaneously repulsed and obsessed with her. Theo seems to treat it like a summer fling, or just having fun flirting, but Elanor takes it deeply seriously.

Theo and Luke seem to flirt sometimes too, and it reads as both of them just fucking around and having fun for the summer, but Eleanor gets pretty jealous at times. she claims to have a thing for Luke, but only thinks about him with contempt. don't get me wrong, she thinks really nasty things about Theodora, but it's clear they have a lot more of an actual relationship

spoiling this line cause it's probably one of my all time favs in the book. it's just so delicious. they're dynamic is honestly insane

anyways, Eleanor's loneliness and isolation from the group starts to grow, and it seems like the house preys on her for it. it's like a predator circling her, and you can feel it

Eleanor's desperate for connection, and something that understands her, and she starts to believe she's found it in the house. her name is pretty important here too. she doesn't like to go by Nell/Nellie, but that's often what the group calls her. especially Theo. i think it plays into the Infantilization thing. but the house knows her name, and calls her by Eleanor.

i'm totally rambling rn, but i don't wanna spoil anything too too major. but one of Shirley Jackson's strong suits is absolutely her characters. there's so many layers to them, and that really applies to Eleanor. i can't recommend the book enough, it is always rotating in my brain. have a bonus Luke and Elanor scene since i don't know how to end this off lol

[rollercoasterwords]

I feel like an interesting thing about remus and sirius dynamic in the wfrau is that they're not really that different, it just is kind of convenient that the cause remus works for happens to be the moral highground, bc rlly what other choice does he have when he was forced into prostitution before them. like the order, despite the sacrifices he has to make, is literally the best place for him: he gets a purpose, friends, food and shelter, and a life beyond anything he could have on his own. idk this could be a TOTAL misread of his character, and since we've been looking through sirius' eyes its natural to want to sympathise with him more, but it would be a lot more of a cost for sirius to abandon his life and join some (in the shadows)(LARGELY unsuccessful) rebellion where he could easily be found out and killed/tortured gruesomely. Remus admits himself that he's prideful ("But his pride—that’s the one thing that’s always remained his own.") and he obviously looks down on sirius a lot for the life he lives, but I feel like at the end of the day they both just want to a) avoid suffering/protect themselves and b) protect the people they care about, and they both only have one place to turn to to do both of those things, and remus' just happens to be morally superior to sirius'.

correct me on this if you think I've misread remus (cause hes v complex obviously) or the worldbuilding, and not to understate that sirius is doing bad things and remus is (trying) to do good things, and that it is possible to escape the life sirius has (regulus did, apparently), but idk I just wanted to try and tell what makes their dynamic so interesting.

oooh such a fun analysis for me 2 read!! v interesting 2 see how other people interpret the things i write etc. before i respond tho i feel like i need 2 put a little disclaimer that like, i believe in death of the author etc such that i don't think my interpretation/intent should necessarily be taken as inherently more valuable, bc once a work like this is shared ik there are going 2 be varied ways of reading + interpreting it, and i don't want 2 encourage anyone 2 approach stories like this as if there is one Ultimate Correct Interpretation drawn from the writer's intent that u need 2 find, etc.

that being said, i'm happy 2 share my own interpretations + the thinking + intent behind what i've written thus far! think this is gonna get long so i'm gonna put a cut tho lol

so i definitely see the parallels ur drawing between remus + sirius both joining the organizations they joined due in part to coercive conditions outside their control as well as seemingly sharing some core motivations. however i'm not sure i would go as far as you have in saying that their situations are essentially the same and remus just ended up on the "right side" (to paraphrase)

first off - while i see where your take on remus is coming from, keep in mind that at this point in the fic we don't actually know anything about how or why he joined the order. i do have a backstory in mind regarding how exactly he started working with them, and it might not necessarily align with ur interpretation here. don't want to spoil too much, but i will say that remus's choice to join the order was a choice. it wasn't just a matter of having no other options.

something i specifically wanna put pressure on with ur reading is the idea that he was "forced into prostitution" before joining--it seems like ur interpretation of why remus joined the order is that he did it to escape sex work. but keep in mind that remus joining the order resulted in him "selling himself" in a much more dangerous and violent way--he joined the fighting rings + began risking his life every month as well as killing and maiming his fellow werewolves. we know, from his pov, that this is not something he would have done were it not for the order mission; it's reasonable to conclude that remus himself would have preferred sex work to becoming a fighter in the rings, but did so anyway for a larger goal. i'd encourage you to reflect, here, on whether you have a more visceral emotional reaction to the thought of remus "selling himself" as a sex worker versus "selling himself" as a ring fighter--whether the former strikes you as inherently more debasing, more abject, more likely to warrant a desire to "escape." if so, i'd encourage you to reflect on why that might be, and how it affects the way you think of sex work and sex workers. additionally, we know that his involvement with the order did eventually require him to engage in sex work again--so the idea that he joined the order to escape sex work isn't really something that i'm trying to get at in my writing.

also, getting back to the idea that remus was "forced into prostituion"--again, i wanna step back here and ask u 2 reflect a bit on what your choice of phrasing there might say about the underlying associations you have with sex work that might be influencing your reading. my intent in writing remus's backstory with sex work was not to give the impression that he was an abject victim forced by powers beyond his control into sex work as his only option. rather, it was to portray him as a character who is constrained, yes, by the forces that oppress him--specifically, the government that bars him from using magic, accessing stable work, accessing accommodations for his condition, fails to provide any social safety nets, operates + sustains itself on unfair labor conditions which require an exploited class of laborers, etc. but within those constraints i specifically wrote in that remus does have other options; he has, in the past, found other types of work, and there are, of course, the fighting rings or any other number of illegal methods by which he could try to obtain money. remus weighs those other options and chooses to turn to sex work because it seems like his best choice; whether that's because he thinks it will offer him the most control, or the most money, or the most security--it doesn't matter. what matters is that all his options are equally constrained by his oppression, all come with their own pitfalls and humiliations and degrees of exploitation. mysticizing sex work as somehow inherently more abject than the others is...not really what i was going for. that's part of why i wrote about his experiences with it--including experiences that might be viewed by some as grave violations--in a purposefully casual way. for remus, his body has always been an exploited object; sex work is not something he would have felt the need to "escape," from, because he chose to do it, and it's at least a way to make use of his marginalization by exploiting the fact that his condition is made into a fetish. it doesn't mean he's not aware of the coercion involved in his choice--maybe if his father hadn't been so sick and he hadn't needed cash fast for medicine he would have made a different decision, but there likely would have always come a point where he needed money fast and his dad wasn't able to act as the breadwinner anymore. remus has always been very aware that his options in life are limited.

all this is to say, remus's decision to join the order is not something done out of desperation because he thinks his life will be better with them--it's done specifically with a broader political goal in mind. and this is a significant reason for his disdain for sirius. because remus isn't just trying to survive, to protect himself and his loved ones--he and his loved ones are risking their lives every day in service of their ideals, to fight for change. the fact that sirius, who is so much more privileged than remus has ever been, only joined the death eaters because he was forced to is not something that really wins points with remus. it shifts his view of sirius, sure, to know that he doesn't like...delight in serving voldemort and has enough of a conscience to feel guilty about what he does. but remus still disdains a person who would harm others to save their own skin--it's just that sirius is a coward, not a sadist.

and remus doesn't really know or understand how the drive to protect regulus was bound up with sirius rising through the death eater ranks. he's only had glimpses into sirius's home life and his relationship with his brother, and he honestly isn't going around trying to dig up explanations about any of it--he would much rather continue viewing sirius as a contemptible, cowardly death eater than change his perspective, because sirius literally embodies the forces of oppression that have been hurting remus since he was a child, along with his loved ones.

and then the last major difference i'd point out between their joining of their respective organizations is that sirius does benefit, in many tangible ways, from joining the death eaters. like--remus joining the order is mostly just putting his neck on the line and a target on his back, though he does of course benefit from obtaining a community and friends and support in many ways. but in the larger systems of power at play here, remus joining the order only marginalizes him further, when he was already marginalized.

sirius, on the other hand, gains power from becoming a feared and respected death eater. obviously, he suffers many personal injuries and hardships and would not choose to join them had he been given a choice. but he does, in some ways, enjoy the power he obtains from his status. he enjoys his wealth and the comfort it brings. he enjoys it when he's able to accrue enough power to go off and play rebel in small ways that allow him to grasp onto the illusion that he's not given in totally to these people who he knows are corrupt, when he's able to make himself virtually untouchable by the vast majority of people. for sirius, most of his hardship and struggle is internal, emotional, and though he, too, has suffered and been marginalized in some ways by larger systems of power, when offered an avenue to take advantage of those systems of power it's not as if he hated every part of the ride to the top. yeah, he was forced to join the death eaters because he was a kid whose parents wanted to make sure their heir didn't end up a faggot. and that was incredibly traumatic. but his joining the death eaters did not actually marginalize him--it granted him access to a lot of power. and this is something remus is acutely aware of, and another reason that, from his perspective, it's difficult to just feel sorry for sirius.

anyway, you're not wrong that there are definitely parallels between them, but i'd say when it comes to the organizations they're each working for an important difference is that remus actually believes in what his organization is fighting for, while sirius sort of knows that what voldemort's doing is wrong but ignores it and remains complicit.

[petrichoraline]

I agree with everything you said, Cathrine is delightful, naive but stands her ground and she's only going to get better with age. Yeah, the whole age gap is a bit... But considering the time period it was written in I just imagine him younger idk. The action part is when they're in the abbey ig, that's the most fun part and I'm not going to spoil it to you ofc but I'd do the same as Cathrine if I was in a place like that lol maybe without saying certain things tho. I would love to know your thoughts on the novel, by the end I did like henry, he did show up and out when he needed to. I'd have to say that my favorite austen romance is persuasion, the man did annoy me in the begining even tho ig I understand that one considering their history but his letter in the end has to be the best austen letter, I'm not a fan of love letter in general but since they already have a history together it hits differently idk also talking about relatable heroines Ann Eliot my beloved, the people pleasing is next level (but we're working on that)

I waited to finish the novel to reply and now I understand what you meant hahah, a lil warning about spoilers ahead for anyone who might come across this that wants to read Northanger Abbey

Catherine's imagination running wild annoyed me a bit only because she was using it on a real person and in such a way but I understood she's an avid reader seeing patterns in real life and im sure her subconscious craved to make a villain out of the general - he was too attentive and polite for her to have an excuse to say anything bad about him though he was the most dreadful part of her experience in the abbey. but the way she talked to henry about it, I can't help but laugh, she feels so at ease with him and trusts him so much that she forgot all about manners and common decency and asked him questions that so obviously show her suspicions- like what heroine would share she suspects his father of murder with her crush 😭 propriety and common sense were sent out the door faster than her lmao

as for henry yeah, he did show up when it mattered and related the information to her in a very considerate way, he was also extra caring after she ran away in tears all ashamed when her suspicions were revealed so all in all you can tell he can be a little shit when he's in a silly goofy mood but also be extremely sensitive in certain situations, we love a man with a high eq 😄

the novel itself... I am not going to lie to you, I am a bit disappointed - I pushed through some boring parts in the hopes of some grandiose drama but things were resolved in a very bland way. the conclusion to the engagement situation is related through letters, we don't see either the thorpes or james himself at all, later on we only hear about what went between the general and john and I get it creates this feeling of "we're done with them, let's wrap it up, chop chop!" as if we didn't spend half the novel with those characters around. the way catherine moves on isn't technically quick but in writing it feels like it. aside from that part being rushed, so was the ending- eleanor having a fiance and catherine not knowing anything of it does make a bit of sense because she is a more discreet person but tying the whole thing together with "and his servant left behind the washing bills from so many chapters ago!".. I wouldn't call it lazy but it was a random choice. (I did find the part where she says she can't name the fiance cause the structure of a novel wouldn't allow it entertaining tho); the resolution for the thorpes was very similar to a fairytale - bad guys left vexxed, good guys in complete bliss. in sense and sensibility the "bad girl" at least got a man out of the whole ordeal lol so I was expecting some twist or another but it's fine, just as austen was done with the characters, so was i lol

I think most of all I wanted a more dramatic moment of getting together for henry and catherine but I suppose the whole point is this it's a regular story with regular characters where the only dramatics spawn from some very common behaviours in people in higher society. the final chapter was just rushing everything which honestly isn't a bad thing considering i was not too curious even three chapters prior as to how it all ends, I think austen mightve known it was gonna be predictable anyways so might as well not waste much thought and time on it.

I did like the book, as I do with every austen book, because it's an experience - I like the humour, I like the writing style (though some sentences could do with being shortened, I have to reread again and again when I'm sleepy sometimes), I think the fact there are less descriptions of surroundings and more cheeky commentary on society and fun dialog works for me very well. this novel is no different in these aspects than the ones I've previously read and im glad about it. when it comes to characters, I'm fond of Eleanor particularly but I appreciate the Morlands as well - they seem very simple in their thinking but very loving and caring, they give their children freedom and support them unreservedly, im sure henry and eleanor would love to be in their company in the future (im also so happy for eleanor and I hope his family is the warmest and help her heal from all she's endured)

it was a fun read and im satisfied i finished it regardless of anything, also very glad I got to talk with someone about it 😊

the letter in persuasion you mention sounds exactly like the type of profession of love i want, here I just mostly got austen describing events and we didn't even get to see catherine find henry at the door, we had to follow her mother to the bookshelf upstairs 😂 so a letter in the character's own words sounds great!

people pleasing would drive me up the wall, that's why I was so happy with catherine but! relatable it is. so I will probably yell at her with affection and understanding hahah (I'm sure you're doing great, one "no" at a time)

i think I'll probably think of other things to say on the matter after i've posted this but alas :') sending you hugs, thanks once again for talking to me about it <3 I hope I haven't disappointed you with my answer, I'd love for you to correct me if I've said smth wrong but also just share whatever 💓

[chuluoyi]

Same.... I've never spent a single cent on games, so I only can grind.. And I'm failing badly... I've grinded like 1000 s-chips in 3 days and I still need 200+ before I can do a 10-pull... YEA they've come so far... Lukerosa is so the best ship in my opinion! I love Vyn and Rosa dynamics too... Like I didn't like Vyn at the start cause he's so sussy (Vyn girlies don't come after me please) but after seeing him and Rosa rely on each other so much I feel like Marius's and Artem's relationships with Rosa are just pretty normal (Again this is my opinion so don't come after me please 😭😭)

It's about $8 for me... And woahwoahh again?! Are you like in Japan rn? And I would advise you to save your money... BUT if you don't get a Gojo coaster then spend away! Anything for the husbands 💖

YEA like I had no idea... I thought people disliked Suguru so I went into Animate all happy and shit but I guess I was wrong... Cause where I'm from everyone hates Suguru I'm just that one crazy fangirl AHHAH- And I share your sentiments... I think I just dislike that group of Kenjaku homies... I'm not wrong tho??!? Volcano man has ONE eye and is BLUE SKINNED but he gets all that the girlies desire 🥲🥲

HUH VENTI TOO 😭😭😭 Okay I probably would've done that too if I HAD Venti... But I lost 50/50 to Qiqi in all of his banners... But FR Genshin is so... Money leeching.... I have so many friends who want to quit but can't cause they already spent so much...

AHAHAHAH RIGHT WRIO SUPREMACYYY!! And it's always the men ahhahah!! I started cause of Diluc and Ayato omg... I only stayed till Sumeru cause of Alhaitham.... yes, I agree... These men are probably too... too holy? Throughout Heaven and the Earth, they are the honoured ones... 🥲🥲

hehehe it's really nothing!! 😍😍

And 'once' ..? You sure about that babe...

Also NO I have not seen the newest ep... I stopped for like 4 weeks cause I knew Nanami's end was coming... But guess what I was spoiled on Instagram anyway... Nobara is so precious like tf she's just 16 Mahito leave her tf alone!! Yuji too! Like he already killed Nanami in front of him... And he had to bring Nobara there too... He's despicable like please stop 😭😭😭 Leave our babies alone!

P.s. Chu I really enjoy talking with you omg like you're probably the only writer on Tumblr that I've interacted so much with!! Love you!!!

-🪩

HOW did you grind 1000 s chips in three days?!😭 disco anon i barely could grind 100 daily so how sskskks you must teach me😩

actually i agree with you!!🥹 in my personal opinion, it’s their chemistry due to the childhood friends trope that makes things already intimate between the two of them. ahh, i’m still not used to vyn i’m sorry🥲 partially bcs of the sus part HAHAHA

for me it’s luke - marius - artem - vyn 🥹 but i’m not saying vyn is bad! i actually love his birthday cards and the main story in the cruise ship! it’s just i’m not used to his calm persona HAHAHA marius is a big baby so he is dear to me and artem is the epitome of man every mother wants for their daughter so i go for him to delude myself into having the perfect man☺️

omg why?! suguru is so precious he didn’t deserve the ptsd imposed by the jujutsu world *sigh* VOLCANO MAN PLSSS😭😭😭😭 it’s so funny ahahahhaha

venti is not as useful ever since kazuha is released imo🥲 it’s just his burst skill is fun and you can fly. tbh i pulled for him just because he’s cute and anyway why do we pull for genshin men at all? not bcs of their usefulness, certainly. it’s just they’re so easy in our eyes😩😩🫶🏻

i agree!!🤧 like well everything is pricey, and the rate off possibility is just too much sometimes🥹

too holy lmao🥹🥹🥹 i think i’m logging in genshin again just to see my luck and primo… i honestly forget if i still have any left or not…

…sure. i’m totally sure. pls pray for me to be sure 💀

HAAHHHA there are many of my friends who haven’t even started the 2nd season at all bcs they already know what’s coming😭 but yes it’s so painful like nothing good comes in this season *sigh*

hshshsjjs i enjoy talking to you too disco anon!!🥹🫶🏻 thank you for stopping by omg i’m always happy to answer asks and i’m glad i’ve found kind friends in this hellsite because tbh i’m a bit spooked by several discourses i’ve seen in this fandom🥲 like pls i don’t ever want to be involved in any of that😭

love you too!!!✨

[bluskye-27]

Hi sky!! It’s me again!

I absolutely LOVE how you do my requests and your work and it makes me so happy, and i apologize if I’m requesting to much!

Can I request Headcannons for Kid + zoro + luffy When their s/o is comfortable enough with them that they show their childish side around them like “don’t step on the cracks!” While walking or they do something that’s childish

fluff and FemReader please!

Kid, Zoro & Luffy with Childish! Fem! S/O

Summary: You and your boyfriend have been dating for a while and you finally decided to show them your cute hidden side~<3

Eustass Kid:

- A big bad pirate captain and a cute childish woman

- What a pair

- You and Kid have been dating for three months (with him getting peer pressured by the crew to confess to you ofc), you were comfortable enough to show him your hidden childish side

- You were subtle at first, putting stickers on Kid's hair and tools whenever he's not looking.

- The redhead was annoyed at whoever put multitude of flower stickers on his spiky red hair and precious tools. He confronted each member of his crew (so basically threatening them) and caught you putting big ass stickers on his favorite wrench.

- He was like "Oh, it's you." *Insert (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) face* XD

- You had a spare sticker on your hand so you decided to stick it on Kid's nose and giggled at his scrunched up face

- He forgave you. Barely

- He made you rip off your stickers tho, making you pout.

- But at least he keeps spoiling you with the cute souvenirs he made.

Roronoa Zoro:

- We know how Zoro treats Chopper like his little brother, right?

- Well, when he found out your childish side, he fell in love with you more. Not that he'll admit out loud tho

- You're the cute childish type, don't worry ;P

- Zoro would let you put flowers on his hair and doesn't mind if you tried to braid his hair

- He even supports your balance when you wanted to walk on some railing or edge. Don't worry, he's strong. Have you seen him lifting those huge ass barbells?? Cause damn, boi XD

- You're the one who tugs his hand whenever you saw something wonderful and he lets you lead the way. Cause no one wanted the moss to get lost, right?

- Overall, Zoro will treat you like he treats Chopper but noticeably softer and gentler

- You rewarded him with sweet kisses on his cheeks which he loves so much :3

Monkey D. Luffy:

- You and Luffy are definitely the troublemakers of the crew so yeah, utter chaos everyday 👍

- The crew doesn't mind you but Luffy? Oh gosh, he's terribly goofy.

- Luf tried to give you beetles as a gift, you cried ofc. Nami made sure to teach him a lesson while Robin comforts you ~

- Anyway, instead of giving you beetles and frogs, Luffy gave you stickers instead. You kissed him for this ;)

- You, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp would form a circle and draw random stuffs on the deck. The artistic level would range from Luffy, Chopper & You, and Usopp. Usopp kept bragging about his drawings tho

- Every midnight, Luffy would wake you up to raid the fridge but unfortunately, Sanji locked it up with seastone chains! The two of you whined.

- Luckily, you got spoiled with food by Sanji the next day, so yay!

- Luffy never shared his food and it's a huge shocker to the crew when he offered you a chunk of his meat for the first time. You gave him your special dessert in return.

- When exploring on a new island, Luffy and you would run off to do something fun. Eating and buying the things you like. Luffy spoiled you with his allowance he got from Nami so yeah, you guys splurged the said money on cool stuff.

- And yes, you and Luffy would definitely play "Don't step on the cracks!" everyday <3

Hello to you too, @gl00ml ! Thank you for the kind words (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)!

[cognitosclowns]

idk if this was done before but hc on the gang's love language?? Gigi's would obviously be receiving gifts and pamper you like royalty and Andre with quality time not just for chilling but someone finally understand him on a deeper level. And Alpha Beta is touch cause,,,,,,, HAVE YOU MET THIS FUCKER HE'S CRAVING FOR TOUCHES

AWE <3333 I don't think I've done this already but,, if I have idc this is such a cute ask GUH <33

All sfw!!

OH MY DARLINGS <3333 this is gonna be so fun smdnsd

Reagan

OH <33 QUALITY TIME <333 we see a bit of this in Ep 4 when she just,, spends ages cozied up w/ Robo-Bryan.

She's not super touchy, praise feels kinda. uncomfortable even if she appreciates it. She really does like smb she can just,, Exist Alongside and enjoy the company of?

I don't know how to describe this other than like. Parallel Play?

Like a big thing with her is her Alone Time and personal space, so if she really cares about you?? Expect her to,, slowly incorporate you into that bubble?

Not even necessarily speaking or interacting, just,, her sitting in the same room as you while you two do different stuff. There's a certain type of intimacy that comes with just,, Being Near someone that she doesn't share with a lot of ppl.

Brett

Is all an option? just all of the above??

SMNDSMD LIKE,, damn he’s such a naturally loving guy. He will literally show his love and care and affection for you in every single way and completely new ones.

Little gifts whenever he thinks of it. He will think up dates months in advance bc he’ll think of the Perfect Spring Date and log it in his journal. He compliments you and kisses and just. adores you as often as possible. He cooks dinner often during the week, not out of obligation but just because this Golden Retriever Man love you so much that he wants to take smth off your plate. Himbo.

If i had to choose smth he likes tho,,,, BIG words of affirmation.

Even the slightest ‘Today looked like it was super rough for you’ is gonna make him. so soft. little bits of encouragement go so far with Brett Hand <3

ALSO LIKE??? he isn’t super used to ppl doing stuff for him so. Acts of service would probably fluster him out of his sweet mind.

Gigi

YEAH GIFT GIVING IS SUPER CUTE FOR GIGI WHAT CAN I SAY <333

She just. She loves spoiling you. it's so cute seeing your eyes light up like aaa <3333 she'll drop so much money on smth small that'll light up your day??

She's very 'this made me think of you',, yknow,,, <333333 smth will catch her eye and make her think of you and she'll instantly grab it. mwa.

She's,, also a super busy person. She doesn't just work in media she IS media, she's constantly dealing with some new problem somebody's created for her.

Initially I was gonna say quality time bc of this,, but tbh I'm feeling Acts of service??

Like it doesn't even have to be smth big?? Maybe having dinner for the two of you when she gets home. Drawing her a bath while she's on a call fixing some Last Minute Issue. Her coming into work early, only to realized you tidied up her desk for her before your shift <333

SHE JUST. It makes her feel so giddy inside,, that little reminder that you two are there for eachother <33 mwa.

Glenn

HONESTLY?? Words of Affirmation

Just,, little things. He isn’t the type for ‘fussing’, as he likes to put it. Compliments are just very rare little things that it makes him. feel like a schoolboy all over again.

complimenting his medals complimenting his smile compliment literally anything this man is gonna forget his own NAME I STG SMNDMSD. It throws him for such an absolute loop. 

IN TERMS OF SHOWING LOVE THO HE’S DEFINITELY AN ACTS OF SERVICE KINDA GUY.

To say he’s Gruff is an understatement. He’s very guarded overall - he also doesn’t go out of his way to help other ppl. If he’s doing something for you, it’s because he likes you.

Also like. Southern Gentleman Stuff (tm).

LIKE SUPER FARM-BOY ESQ, SOUTHERN POLITENESS THINGS? he’s more than a bit traditional so like,, opening doors for you, insisting on holding your umbrella, standing on the side of you that’s nearest to the road, etc, plus a billion others msndmsd.

Andre

OH YOU’RE SO CORRECT ABOUT. QUALITY TIME BUT,,, DEEP CONVOS??

Like as much as he adores just,, lazing about with you the stuff that gets him MUSHY is,, being able to have real convos with you.

Because come on, most people DO just see him as this fun-energetic-guy and don’t give him much thought beyond that. 

PPL FORGET HE STILL GOT HIS BACHELORS DEGREE. EVEN OUTSIDE OF THAT HE’S A VERY SMART MAN, COME ON HAVE SOME DEEP PHILOSOPHY CONVOS WITH HIM <33333

just. sitting up late at night on the roof of Cognito, relaxing and watching the stars and just. talking about everything. debating things and proposing ideas and having those Really Good Dense conversations that feel like the Communicative Equivalent of eating a Steak like. UGH <33

Myc

OH TOUCH <333 TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH <333

not even just sexual/flirty touches like. Touch in GENERAL is smth he loves. 

It gives him this perfect look into your head. he likes being able to see,,, into you,, having that intimacy and closeness. It’s such an absolute delight.

Expect,, just tentacles draped around you at any and every turn - he doesn’t care about PDA so,, he’ll gladly curl em around your shoulders, along your arm, leg - basically wherever he can reach smdnsd.

Rare love language,,, stealing your shit,,,

You came over to his place? He's gonna steal your sunglasses. Or your lipstick. Slowly you will have a little

He’s also. very clever with gifts bc he’s Attentive and Ancient. The stuff he gets you are things you’re gonna both Love and make use of for Ages <3

‘it isn’t sentimental, you brat, it’s practical. ‘ mhm sure

JR

YEAH GIFT GIVING <333 sorry he’s so obsessed w/ spoiling you

it’s very different from gigi tho - it’s less small trinkets that made him think of you, and way more ‘oh i want my lover to be so absolutely flustered by the things i give them’

LIKE HE ADORES SPENDING THOUSANDS ON YOU. It makes him happy it brings him a sense of safety to just. drop a few thousand dollars buying some insanely expensive suit or necklace or perfume for you. <3333

I feel like,,, quality time is probably also smth he cherishes. Not only is he very busy, but his line of work is always putting him under the constant thought of He Could Get Disappeared At Any Moment By The Council. Every spare moment he gets to spend with you is one he cherishes more than you could possibly understand.

Alpha-Beta

OHYEAH TOUCH FOR ALPHA-BETA <333 ABSOLUTELY. I'M OBSESSED W/ TOUCH BEING HIS LOVE LANGUAGE SMDNSM

Nothing makes him melt like touch. The closest this little bastard has gotten to gentle touches was being,, sliced in half

It's very cute bc he'll insist he 'doesn't care about things like that' and that touch means nothing to him but also. He'll so naturally gravitate to being close to you. If your hand is open he'll just subconsciously hold it. If he's still trapped in his tube, and you lean against it, he'll lean against the same part so he can feel close to you. He's painfully obvious.

I'm not sure if this would fall under quality time but like. Banter Speaking Dialogue Interaction Talk Words.

LIKE FUCK HE GOT SO FEW VISITORS IN THAT BASEMENT HE JUST WANTS,,, CONVERSATION. he craves talking and interaction and just,, connection. Talk about literally anything he doesn't care, he just loves sharing time with you.

LOVE THIS THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH <3333 MWA MWA MWA LMK IF THERE WAS SMTH ELSE YOU HAD IN MIND

[dazaiscum]

Can I please get boyfriend hoc with Dazai, Ranpo and Chuuya? Thanks!

Sure you can! This was a cute request and I had fun writing it!! Requests are open!! Feel free to to talk to me through asks <3

Warnings: None!!

Dazai 🤎

- I feel like Dazai really wouldn't date you unless he is 100% sure you can defend yourself cause there are a lot of people after him. port mafia

- Dating Dazai would include lots of cuddles!! mf been touch starved almost his entire life smh.

- Both of you would make Kunikida question his entire existence.

- Would love to spend lots of time with you. Ever since Ango's betrayal and Oda's death he has been very lonely. Wouldn't except it tho.

- Likes to take you out on little dates every once a week just to see you smile :)

- These dates would include going to carnivals, watching sunsets together, going to cat cafes, and overall just spending quality time together.

- Loves to making you sit on his lap and prepping your jaw with kisses. Plus points if Kunikida gets mad. With him at the ADA Kunikida rethinks his life choices almost every Minuit.

- Loves it when you play with his hair!! Would love the sensations of your fingers gliding through his chestnut tresses when he lays his head on your chest after a long day at work.

- Please comfort him after nightmares. Just tell him it's okay, he's doing good and that you're there for him. would be so grateful for you.

- Definitely loves to get drunk with you on a Friday night, just talking to each other till 4:00 am.

Ranpo 💚

- Can I just say that you're his chauffeur. I think we all know why.

- You bring him snacks. Lots of snacks. His face visibly brightens when he see's you come in the Agency with a huge ass basket of snacks just for him.

- Loves sitting on your lap!!

- Will also share his snacks with you if you're lucky.

- Will watch horror movies with you while cuddling on the couch. Makes comments on how stupid the Characters are.

- Loves getting praised by you. Would set his ego aside and praise you sometimes (rarely) too.

- I feel like he'd be into those projection movie thingy where you watch the movie from your car. (Im sorry I don't know what its called 😭🤚)

- Gets lost a couple times and then you have to go find him.

- His favourite types of dates would be little picnics, stargazing and going to eat pastries.

- Would literally cling onto you while sleeping.

Chuuya 🧡

- Just like Dazai you have to be able to defend yourself to date him. Wouldn't date you unless you're in the port mafia.

- Refuses let you go on any dangerous missions. Little shit would use his power as an executive against you.

- If Dazai ever found out you two were dating he wouldn't believe it at first. He would just be like "How can that hatrack get a girlfriend before me?" would also flirt with you just to spite Chuuya.

- I personally believe Chuuya is quite easy to fluster and therefore you would be a huge tease in this relationship.

- Don't tease him way to much though unless you want to know what's coming for you 😏✨

- Would spoil you rotten! Would buy expensive dresses and jewellery. He makes a lot of money as an executive so why not use it to doll up his darling?

- Would take you out on Fancy dinner dates and stake houses.

- Would also make you sit on his lap during meetings.

- If you're shorter that him he'd tease way to much. *Sobs quietly in the corner because im 155 cm* If you're taller than him he'd literally cling onto you the entire time.

[shaerin]

hello i am here to ruin Koko's day for everyone who will see this

!kinda spoils for tr!

so it has been confirmed that this ugly head is Ran (i'm sorry but what are this hair ?? his pose kinda slayed tho-)

We know that Inui and Wakasa shared an official art for Inui's birthday (Koko and Wakasa are both sitting like gay people and have the same ugly shoes)

Anyway, do you see where i'm going ?

nah cause may i remind you that three of these bitches have this fucking 😇 emoji on their face ??

Like it's a very popular theory that Ran and Koko are going to die in the next arc and I find it to be a pretty "fun" coincidence that of all characters Wakui chose RAN to be with Koko on this art. And that's when I realized that yeah Wakasa got the angel emoji treatment too and is theorized to die next.

So in conclusion Inui pls stop hanging out with dead people i don't want you to end up the same

[celestialblushxoxo]

Hiii, hope you’re day is going great 😌

My initials: CD

My pronouns: she/her

My preference/sexuality: men/straight

Thank you so much☺️

Hey angel, I hope your doing great as well, I've been waiting to answer you cause you've been nothing but sweet🥺💗 Happy New Year and hope you have a beautiful year ahead and also enjoy your reading✨

Ok so your person comes from a very stable and loving family. They were brought up with all their needs and wants taken care of and they had a fulfilling childhood. They are someone very joyful and confident with good self esteem as their parents, since childhood always encouraged them to go for things like competitions and debates and what not like you know. Your person is bubbly and very sweet individual, may have many friends as well. They may love to celebrate festivals or any small celebration as well, they just need an excuse to celebrate lmao. Very free spirited and they love their family a lot. They don't have any dark past or something, touchwood, their life has always been going good and joyful. They have lotta love to give and offer. Very beautiful person inside out. They are very welcoming and have good intuition. They maybe an empath as well. Sometimes they may think with their heart in situations where the head's judgement is required but it isn't that serious. You will feel at home with them, your safe space. They are so pure omg like they'll spoil you and love you so so much, they'll appreciate everything you do to the extent they are ready to worship the ground you walk on like you'd do the same honestly. You'll be that couple you know who is so in love it's almost surreal, people will be like ok so yeah there are men like that in this world or love like this exists hmmm. Like imagine the lovers card, y'all maybe twin flames or soulmates/divine counterparts, whatever you resonate with. They will literally be your dream person. They are very honest as well, like y'all will share everything with each other🥺💗 look wise they may have beautiful hair and hands. May have big plans or long fingers or both. Not very muscular but toned. Sunkissed skin. Curly hair. Hair maybe dark or light with dark tints or vice versa. Possibly mixed race. Soft eyes. Very gentle aura. Hair could be slightly long. Omg this is😶 they may have a long you know😶 yeah moving on lmao their features maybe very long like limbs, fingers, nose maybe like that. Financially they are doing very very well and they are content with where they are like it's very stable and he is well to do. They maybe in a high position. They are very emotionally as well as mentally stable and healthy. Very understanding and they feel deeply. They are very youthful and fun loving. They maybe worried about people hurting them cause they haven't been through that phase before thankfully so that's that. But they are a very sweet person like you may constantly wanna hug and kiss them cause they are so freakin adorable. They may love to crack jokes and make you laugh and say cheesy things like You are so sweet my love, do wanna give me diabetes lmaoooo something like that ahhh. Others/their close ones may see them as a true romantic, charming, loving, nurturing, caring, protective, generous, kind, pure, peaceful, angelic, honest, calm, understanding, patient, little inflexible when it comes to adapting, sorta a dreamer but a beautiful soul. Right now they are working hard on their career and may not be looking for love because they want to stand on their feet before they commit in a relationship, they want to make sure they are in a position to provide for you even tho they appreciate you being your individual self, they are a provider. They're love language may include words of affirmation, actually you know what all 5 tbh. Very very sweet and loving person, charming and literally so humble and kind, they are a dreamboat and you will feel lucky to have found each other and there's no where else you'd rather be in than each other's arms.

Possible placements: Cancer, HUGE WATER PLACEMENT, little fire and earth, air not much but could be

Side note: they may love Greece or may have that decent and even beaches

Possible fashion aesthetic:

Hope you enjoyed the reading and moodboard love, do let me know if you liked it or not, it helps me improvise! Thank you so much for being patient and hope you have a beautiful day ahead🦋💗✨

[major-fukkup]

Fandoms I'm In!

Hello! Today I'm going to be sharing a list of fandoms I'm in!

Before we get started, I feel like I should mention that I am not actually in the mainstream part of any of these, though for some I would like to be - I just don't really know where to start or how to get involved, especially since I work two jobs and don't have a lot of time for art or fic-writing, or anything else either for that matter.

Nevertheless, time to get on with the list!

These will be listed in no particular order, though my current obsessions will be in their own category at the top.

The last thing I will say before putting the list is, this is subject to updates at any time, so if you're curious to know what I'm into at any given time, check back frequently!

Current Obsessions!

(I'm leaving these on the next list because I don't feel like removing them fight me)

ATLA (Zukka lmao)

Other Fandoms and Media I Enjoy

MacGyver - Seriously, this has been my favorite show since I was a kid. My mom bought the box set and I could quote the whole episode guide and didn't have to consult it to know which disc to put in the DVD player when someone wanted to watch a specific episode.

Supernatural

The Witcher

Skyrim (inspired my main DnD PC, Ezian)

Destiny 2

Metal Gear Solid

The Loud House

The Land Before Time (THIS IS MY COMFORT SERIES)

Jurassic Park

Pirates of the Caribbean

Indiana Jones (guess I'll put it here since I do enjoy the movies even though I've surprisingly never done anything remotely fandom-related concerning it) (aside from making LEGO stop-motion videos with the sets I had)

Marvel (Avengers specifically) (Thor FTW even tho I haven't actually seen any of the Thor movies YET - I HAVE watched many clips from them)

Gargoyles (Disney show)

Mega Man (my very second fandom, chronologically! The first being Mario of course)

Sonic the Hedgehog

Detroit Become Human (the reason I first started wanting a PS4 back in 2018)

Horizon Zero Dawn (don't play it often enough to remember what's going on but Aloy is really cute and also very pretty)

Splatoon

Animal Crossing

Legend of Zelda (the fandom that spawned my biggest, most developed work that is now original and contains no copyrighted content)

Ghostbusters (the fandom that spawned my second-biggest, second-most-developed work that is now original and contains no copyrighted content)

The Last Of Us

Cyberpunk 2077 (looked forward to it ever since it was first announced, preordered it and picked it up as soon as GameStop called me to let me know they had my copy, and then played it all of one time for about 9 hours straight and apparently my roomies were trying to talk to me??) (Pretty sure I played it more than once TBH) (Spoiler alert, Jackie shouldn't have fucking died)

Fortnite (my brother got me back into it but I got him into it first) (yes this is why I put those passive-aggressive notes) (no I'm not one of those toxic players)

Uncharted (finished 1, started 2, and own 3 and 4 but haven't played them)

Just Cause 4 (haven't played the others)

Fallout 4 (and Shelter haha)

DOOM

Borderlands

Burnout Paradise (I just got it because DJ Atomika, but it turned out to be fun! I'm spoiled when it comes to street-racing games because Need For Speed World was my favorite and the servers shut down)

The Crew 2

4x4 Evolution 2 (funny how it's often the second game in a series that ends up being my favorite) (I have many, many happy memories associated with this game)

SSX (specifically 3) (more happy memories)

Naruto

Death Note

Demon Slayer

The Fairly OddParents

The Owl House

The Band Ghost

ATLA

[diffuserlover]

hii !! could i please have a ship for ateez, the boyz and stray kids ? :) (and nct, if u don't mind ! u don't have to, tho !)

even though you said it wouldn't matter, i have long-ish brown hair, im around 5'7, my mbti is infp and im an aquarius.

i listen to music 24/7, i love drawing, writing and reading, i rlly enjoy swimming and editing !! i have a couple habits, one being where i twirl my hair unconsciously and also where i bite the skin of my lips often. i am pretty sarcastic to people i am close with but i tend to be more introverted or at least ambiverted. i am myself with people i am comfortable with, however. people have told me that i am a good listener and i like to think i can give people advice? im a pretty insecure person, so i can be a little sensitive at times.

relationship-wise, i am pretty much a hopeless romantic :( i like all the cliche romantic dates and things you'd see in a movie. i wouldn't mind if my partner was clingy and id love if they were affectionate, because i would be pretty affectionate in a relationship. i don't really mind if they were shy because i would be willing to make first moves if they were too shy to !! some of my love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation and quality time !!

pls let me know if this wasn't enough and you need me to add something more !! i hope you're having a wonderful day, stay safe <3 thank u :D

Hii! Thank you so much for requesting!! I am so sorry it took so long and that I didn’t do NCT, but you can always request again! Anyways I hope you like your ships:)

ATEEZ:

I ship you with…

Seonghwa

Introverts and extroverts go best together🙂

I think Seonghwa would love to go on all those cliche dates with you😂

Definitely gets you your favorite flowers before a date🥰

I feel like he wouldn’t mind physical affection, at first he would be really shy but I feel when he gets more comfortable he would initiate a lot of the skinship😁

Whenever he sees you biting your lips he tries to get you to stop because he doesn’t want you to hurt yourself 😊

He would probably twirl your hair with you because he finds it so fun😆

He would appreciate your a good listener cause there are times he really just needs to let it all out 😚

He hates when you don’t feel the best about your self and always tries to help you feel better even if it is giving you space🥺😭

Overall I think you and Seonghwa have a deep connection and really understand each other😇

The Boyz:

I ship you with…

Younghoon

You guys keep to yourself a lot🙂

Younghoon doesn’t like PDA but he will cuddle you and hug you to death🤣😚

He adores physical affection☺️

Younghoon gets quite shy easily so when you initiate skinship his heartbeat quickens lol🤗

You and Younghoon go swimming a lot during the summer, you often have little fun races, he always lets you win cause he loves how happy you get😊

He is amused by your sarcasm, he’s adapted to it, he’s gotten even more sassy😆

He would always try his hardest when it came to making dates romantic and perfect☺️

He loves taking you to carnivals during the summer so he can get you a stuffed animal😭😇

You both I feel are good listeners😁

You guys enjoy the comfortable silence or you guys go to a cafe, he is peaceful eating his bread as you read but your sharing sharing headphones🥰

Overall you and Younghoon are adorable🥺

Stray kids:

I ship you with…

Felix

He is affectionate just like you🤩

You guys are often holding hands😋

You guys have a shared playlist, playlists you made for each other, a playlist for each other’s different moods, and a playlist for special occasions. You guys are the one to call if you need music to listen to🤣

You guys share headphones when you listen to music😊

He spoils you a lot taking you shopping😁

If your sarcastic to him expect him to be sarcastic back😂

Another extrovert and introvert pair😇

You both have a habit of biting your lips🙂

He loves the cliche dates and things with you☺️

For your anniversary expect him to go all out, he has the whole day planned🥺

He likes watching your draw because of your concentrated face😆

You both love swimming and want in the future for your house to have an indoor pool so you can swim all year long🤗

LOTS of splashing fights in the pool😚

Overall you and Felix have a fun and comfortable relationship🥰

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: I have THE most shockingly incredible news Carly: ? Ali: Someone you know Ali: someone very geographically close to you Ali: is leading a double-life Carly: I know my ma's fucking the bloke who works in the kebab place Ali: Hmm Ali: fair play Ali: a man who knows his way around a giant sword of meat is undoubtedly a plus Ali: but this is not about kebabs or adultery Ali: yet Carly: thats what i said after i told her what pegging is Carly: but k is it about 💊s? Ali: bless Ali: from the mouth of a babe Ali: nope, but think one of your other great loves Carly: aw its about you Carly: tell me tell me Ali: okay, okay Ali: but only 'cos you're the sweetest Ali: and I am 😻 Ali: cat lady has an antique shop! Ali: idk how I've not found it 'til now but it's so cool and you've got to come Carly: o thats so cute! Carly: all the 🐈s just on the shelves like 👀 Carly: she must have so many breakages tho 💔😿 Carly: u there now? Ali: RIGHT?! Ali: I nearly gave her a heart attack when I realised it was her Ali: like seeing a 🐅 in its natural habitat Ali: [imagine a hilarious selfie with a slightly bewildered old lady 'cos she's #buzzin] Ali: won't blame her beloved moggies but it is a bit of a mess Ali: party still tho, so come thru Carly: 😍😍😍 Carly: wtf @ her working there still shes like 400 Carly: not looking it from that angle tho 😘 Carly: where am i goin? Ali: she's the big boss lady Ali: 🤑🤑🤑 Ali: 'cept not, obvs Ali: it's a complete hidden 💎 Ali: hidden the operative, so just get to the main drag of the high street and I'll meet you 💚 Carly: yea?! aw love that for her & us Carly: scavenger hunts r so fun bye ma👋 Carly: ill bring mr darcy he's been trying to get in the hot tub all morning 😼 didnt have the 💜 to tell him hes not meant to like water Ali: exactly Ali: knew you'd get it Ali: won't blindfold you or nothing but maybe later Ali: awh, double date moment Ali: he's just tryna live up to his name is all Carly: 🔮 finds u baby or u find it Carly: ha ill make that maybe into a yea thats my 🔮 Carly: 💙🐅 & 💜🐈 aw cute Carly: thats why he's 😾 but 😽 yea? thats the 1 right? Ali: got it all in one, baby Ali: so smart Carly: my outfit choice gotta b some kind of 🔮 too 🌟 Carly: fate found me overalls like get ready bitch Carly: 🐇 Ali: ready to work and werk Ali: that's my girl Carly: ha Carly: can't have u looking like that & me Carly: idk but not 👼 level Ali: psh Ali: impossible Carly: ur a 🍑 Carly: but we're still honeymooning Ali: life's a honeymoon with you and me, doll Ali: neverending summer, yeah Carly: u kno Carly: any hot customers that come through the door better only have 👀 for the other 🐈 Ali: 🐈 gets 'em in the door, they gotta stay, and more importantly pay, for the bargains Ali: that's my business plan anyway Ali: not sure how she's rolling, only that she ain't rocking Carly: & no more breakages thats mine ha Carly: dont have the shakes today its k but will be weak at the knees when i see u 💙 sorry colleen Carly: make sure u catch me yea 👼 Ali: 'course Ali: you're far too pure to ever be a 😈 Ali: the universe and I will never let that happen Carly: ur too nice Ali: nah Ali: just what you deserve Ali: well, I try Carly: ur the real 💎 Carly: & im happy we found each other Ali: me too Ali: never gonna lose each other again Ali: trust Carly: the universe & i will never let that happen Ali: 💚 Ali: forever means forever Ali: do you want anything, I'm just killing time Carly: im goin nowhere baby unless its w you 💫 Carly: idk water maybe Carly: not v rock & roll but i reckon maybe youll like me anyway Ali: adventures only club 🌌 Ali: I know I'll love you dope Ali: water it is Ali: strictly straight-laced plain ole h2o, no hint of party Carly: 💙forever i kno Carly: ha wot r u planning to spike it w? 👀 u Ali: WISH I'd found some really retro pharmaceuticals in all those old bottles Ali: wonder how coke ages like Ali: fancy Carly: if we find any i'll be your lab 🐇 Carly: but not today im 😵 Carly: 💔😢 Ali: 😢 now I'm thinking about animal testing Ali: no cages either Ali: we got work to do Ali: but you can take it easy babe, sweet-talk like only you can Carly: omg no 😭 we have to free every 1 🐇🐀🐁 no cages ever! 😠 Ali: that's a job for tomorrow Ali: we'll need posterpaint and balaclavas Carly: cute Carly: i kno lads who've got some we can borrow Carly: & 💪 if we need it too Carly: or 🏎 for the getaway ha Ali: they've got their uses Ali: that's for sure Ali: can we convince 'em to dress up like 🦍s for the cause Ali: obvs 😘 Carly: i can Carly: u could but id b 💔😢 like Ali: but what about my 💔? 😏 Carly: ur protected by the 🔮💫 Ali: yeah Ali: and I protect you Carly: yea u do Carly: we dont need the lads Carly: ur a🐅 Ali: 😊 Ali: what's going on at the zoo tonight tho Ali: any parties we need to be a part of Carly: johnnos home thats always good til the garda wanna welcome him back too ha Ali: party poopers Ali: we'll be gone before then Carly: gone 🏃 or gone 🚀💊 Ali: little from column a little from column b Ali: don't wanna share you for that long Ali: and I'm defs not sharing our spoils, either Carly: k Carly: i kno u said this place was hard to find but maybe im outside? Carly: idk it 👀s right Ali: omg 🗺📌 Ali: I'm still in the tescos getting us some lunch Ali: called Calico Jacks Ali: which is SO perfect Carly: !!! Carly: i knew this was the place 🐈👑🏰 Ali: the universe WANTED us both to find it today Carly: omg its so cute in here Carly: idc that im sneezing Carly: i love it Ali: right? Ali: she has some amazing stuff Ali: it just needs sorting out so people can 👀 it all for what it could be, not necessarily what it is rn Ali: once we've bagsied the best bits for ourselves, naturally Carly: i'll tell her its the comedown so she wont feel bad Carly: omg i just found the cutest ����😍😍 hes joining us for tea Ali: totally making this a picnic moment Ali: you've gotta name him/her Carly: yay Carly: kettles on baby 💙 r u nearly here? Carly: mayb ill have thought of a name by then Carly: cant rush if he has to go by it forever Ali: faster than you can sneeze boo Ali: exactly, names are very important Ali: so 🍀 he gets to pick his own Carly: aw lucky is a good name Ali: perfect Ali: I wonder if we can find him a suitable tea time outfit Carly: 😊😊

[damagedhearts-indie-blog]

! (all of them. I don't play around)

SEND A “!” FOR OUR MUSES MARRIED LIFE

Good lord, woman.

Tallulah x Luca

Who was the one to propose: Luca

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Tallie

Who decorated the house: BOTH

Who is more organized: Tallie

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both 

Who suggested kids first: Tallie (it’s her life goal come onnnnnn)

Who’s more dominant: Luca daddy

Who’s the cuddler: BOTH but mostly Tallie

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: MAKING PASTA

Who kills the spiders: Luca

Who falls asleep first: Varies

Who is louder?: Luca

Who is more experimental?: ????

Do they fuck or make love?: Make love mostly, but it can vary every now and again

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Luca

Who comes first?: Varies

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: They’re both pretty good at it and Tallie loves it?? She’s not used to getting all that attention

Who is more sensitive?: They’re both v damaged, but probably Tallie at first

Who has the most patience?: Luca

Aaron x Harlow

Who was the one to propose: Aaron

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Harlow

Who decorated the house: They both brought their own shit

Who is more organized: Anyone but Aaron

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both

Who suggested kids first: Idk but it might have come up in conversation after a pregnancy scare??

Who’s more dominant: Varies, but more commonly Aaron (when he can)

Who’s the cuddler: Harlow cos the girl needs some LOVE DAMMIT

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: What is a non-sexual activity??? (probs drinking or getting high, idk)

Who kills the spiders: Whoever is nearby at the time

Who falls asleep first: Varies

Who is louder?: Harlow

Who is more experimental?: Harlow

Do they fuck or make love?: Mostly fuck, but they might occasionally have softer days

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Aaron

Who comes first?: Varies

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Harlow’s great at it and Aaron is weak for that shit

Who is more sensitive?: They’re both v damaged

Who has the most patience?: Neither 

Alfie x Sloane

Who was the one to propose: Alfie and it was SO ROMANTIC OKAY

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Alfie

Who decorated the house: Sloane cos Alfie wanted her to be happy

Who is more organized: Alfie

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both.

Who suggested kids first: I wanna say Alfie

Who’s more dominant: Alfie omf

Who’s the cuddler: BOTH but more Sloane

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Playing their music together or having a nice romantic date

Who kills the spiders: Sloane

Who falls asleep first: Sloane

Who is louder?: Sloane

Who is more experimental?: ALFIE

Do they fuck or make love?: Mostly fuck, but they have their softer moments too

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Not Alfie, so...

Who comes first?: Sloane (he makes sure)

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Alfie is probably slightly better, but they both enjoy it

Who is more sensitive?: Both are damaged as hell

Who has the most patience?: Alfie

Connor x Lennox

Who was the one to propose: Connor

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Lennox

Who decorated the house: Both

Who is more organized: Lennox

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both

Who suggested kids first: Tbh they would be talking about a friend’s kid or something and would kind of look at each other and talk about it after

Who’s more dominant: Neither??

Who’s the cuddler: Connor is a slut for cuddles

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: BUILDING FORTS FOR MOVIE NIGHTS

Who kills the spiders: Connor

Who falls asleep first: Lennox

Who is louder?: Connor

Who is more experimental?: ????? lenNOX???

Do they fuck or make love?: Make love, the cuties

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Connor

Who comes first?: Varies

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Idk I feel like it’s not their thing so much, they like to be intimate differently

Who is more sensitive?: All our children are damaged okay

Who has the most patience?: Connor

Emily x Carter

Who was the one to propose: Carter but barely, cos Em would have casually dropped it into conversation had he left it much later ngl

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Emily

Who decorated the house: Carter (with Emily’s direction mostly tho)

Who is more organized: Carter

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both

Who suggested kids first: WELL SHE SHOWS UP AT HIS DOOR WITH ONE SO

Who’s more dominant: Varies, but more commonly Carter (he’s the only one she lets herself be led by)

Who’s the cuddler: Emily

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Playing with Lula and playing happy family

Who kills the spiders: Whoever is nearby at the time cos they are TOUGH

Who falls asleep first: Varies

Who is louder?: Carter

Who is more experimental?: Emily??

Do they fuck or make love?: MAKE LOVE BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HAPPY TO BE WITH EACH OTHER THEY TREASURE ONE ANOTHER OKAY

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Emily, ot cause she does it more but because she has no subtly and Carter is a trained sea ninja (Lula’s words)

Who comes first?: Carter but he always makes sure she finishes too x

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Emily has a magic mouth ;)

Who is more sensitive?: They’re both SO VERY VERY BADLY HURT AND DAMAGED

Who has the most patience?: Neither

Ryker x Kenna

Who was the one to propose: Ryker and he totally serenaded her okay? Okay

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Kenna (but he caught on and got her someone to help take care of the most things)

Who decorated the house: They both sort of shared it out, but Ryker trusts Kenna’s judgement more than his own 

Who is more organized: Anyone but Ryker, so definitely Kenna

Who initiates bedroom fun: More often than not it’s Ryker

Who suggested kids first: Idk but maybe Kenna?

Who’s more dominant: Ryker

Who’s the cuddler: BOTH mostly for Kenna’s benefit tho

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Ryker likes taking her places?? Like bringing her to travel so she can see more of the awesome planet they live on

Who kills the spiders: Ryker

Who falls asleep first: Kenna

Who is louder?: Ryker (he probably has damaged his hearing by now lbr)

Who is more experimental?: Neither??

Do they fuck or make love?: mAKE LOVE DAMMIT

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Ryker but he doesn’t have much time anyways soooooooooo

Who comes first?: Kenna

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Ryker loves giving Kenna that?? He just enjoys how she looks and everything I just???

Who is more sensitive?: Kenna

Who has the most patience?: Kenna

Sam x Violet

Who was the one to propose: Violet (cos Sam wouldn’t know to even think of it)

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Violet

Who decorated the house: Violet but she made it feel like home for Sam

Who is more organized: Sam (everything has a special place, okay?)

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both

Who suggested kids first: It just kind of happens so they roll with it, lbr

Who’s more dominant: Varies

Who’s the cuddler: SAM CUDDLES HER WHENEVER SHE NEEDS OKAY

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Swimming

Who kills the spiders: Sam

Who falls asleep first: Violet (he waits till she’s asleep before he settles)

Who is louder?: Sam (he doesn’t know embarrassment so yanno)

Who is more experimental?: Maybe Violet at a push?

Do they fuck or make love?: LOVE AND ONLY LOVE OKAY

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Violet

Who comes first?: Sam at first, he is so not used to touch etc

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Violet is probably better but they prefer ‘whole body kissing’ ;)

Who is more sensitive?: SAM

Who has the most patience?: Sam

Lily x Zoey

Who was the one to propose: Lily and it’s super cute

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Zoey (it has to be perfect for Lily okay????????)

Who decorated the house: Zoey mostly, Lily adds the cute lil touches though

Who is more organized: Lily cos Zoey’s a mess

Who initiates bedroom fun: Zoey mostly

Who suggested kids first: Lily?????????

Who’s more dominant: Zoey

Who’s the cuddler: LILY

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Artsy shit

Who kills the spiders: Zoey 

Who falls asleep first: Varies

Who is louder?: Lily

Who is more experimental?: Zoey

Do they fuck or make love?: Make love, soft girlfriends :)

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Zoey???????????

Who comes first?: Lilyyyyyyyyyyy

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Zoey has a magical ability and spoils Lily whenever she can

Who is more sensitive?: LILY

Who has the most patience?: Lily tbh

Isabella x Logan

Who was the one to propose: Logan

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Isabella (it has to be her dream wedding okay?)

Who decorated the house: Someone they hired lol

Who is more organized: Logan

Who initiates bedroom fun: BOTH OF THEM

Who suggested kids first: Isabella but in a ‘lol guess what my mum wants’ kind of way

Who’s more dominant: Varies???????????????

Who’s the cuddler: Isabella but shhhhhhhhhhhhh

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: What is a non-sexual activity??? (partying tho)

Who kills the spiders: Logan

Who falls asleep first: Varies

Who is louder?: Varies

Who is more experimental?: WHO KNOWS

Do they fuck or make love?: Mostly fuck, but they might occasionally have softer days till the tables turn and that reverses

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: BOTH

Who comes first?: Varies

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: They’re both great and both love it so cue the 69s

Who is more sensitive?: FEELINGS PSSH WHAT ARE THOSE

Who has the most patience?: Neither

Danny x Claire

Who was the one to propose: Danny

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Both tbh

Who decorated the house: Danny originally, but Claire brought her stuff over ofc

Who is more organized: Anyone but Danny wtf CLAIRE ALL THE WAY

Who initiates bedroom fun: Danny is too soft and shy so probably either Claire or like a mutual ‘oh okay let’s do this now’

Who suggested kids first: Danny maybe??

Who’s more dominant: Claire but in a helping guiding way rather than anything more forceful

Who’s the cuddler: BOTH

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Danny likes his reading, and talking to Claire about her dance and helping her physical therapy to get her back into dancing

Who kills the spiders: Neither, they just throw it out the window

Who falls asleep first: Never Danny

Who is louder?: Claire

Who is more experimental?: Claire??

Do they fuck or make love?: Make love, Danny is incapable of anything else I’m sorry

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Neither??

Who comes first?: Varies

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Again, I don’t know how much this is their thing

Who is more sensitive?: MY BABIES ARE BOTH BROKEN IN DIFFERENT WAYS OKAY

Who has the most patience?: Danny

I didn’t do Hannah x Piper or Ryder x Gray cos we haven’t used them yet, cool? Cool x