#not safe for weenies

[bubbelpop2]

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFCUK FUCK OLD MAN HOT CRIES

james jim jimmy jimothy jam jimjam jimmus jammus jamantha jack jam jem jim :)

[bubbzwork]

Audio Masterlist- I’M SERIOUS NO MINORS BELOW THE CUT I WILL MAKE SFW AUDIOS EVENTUALLY AND YOU CAN HAVE THOSE

[M4F] [M4TF] Gross Spamton x Listener [Degredation] [sex negativity] [snarling] [growling] [name calling] [fellatio] [bdsm] [roleplay] [forced clotheswearing] [ring gag] 

[M4F] [M4TF] Gross Spamton x Listener Movie Snack :) [oral] [creepy] [sniffing] [groping] [handjob] [mouth noises] [growling]

[M4A] Addispam drags you into the bathroom at a party [Daddy kink] [Spanking] [Creampie] [Orgasm Delay/Denial] [Degradation] [Praise]

@addispam​ :) go check out addispam’s blog

Feel free to send me requests in my inbox @bubbelpop2​ so I can build my pornfolio

[sidetongue]

just a little bit windy

[greenelight]

mason   is   gonna   be   marty   mcfly   for halloween   &   he   is   big on the spooky season.   it's   his   favorite   holiday.   you   best   believe   he   passes   out   candy.   even   when   he   was   living   in   an   apartment   ,   he'd   go   to   the   stoop   of   his   building   &   hand   out   goody   bags.   &   at   work   ,   he   always   has   a   bowl   of   candy   ready   in   case   any   kiddos   pop   on   by.

[chimaamla]

Hello I'm DYING XD

I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

[nursewashing]

*goes into the mw tag to see people's silly jokes and lovely art* yay!! whee!!

*sees someone throwing anya's suffering under the bus to say that it's not the point of the game* ohhh never mind it's so bad out here. not going there again. :-)

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

We are doing a trial run of pupsitting tonight bc we wanted to see if these new dogs could vibe with our current pets before we agree to pupsit them for 2 weeks so now we have 2 weenies, a pomeranian, and a beagle mix in the house and tbh I am having a Great time with it

[prismaticpichu]

Sephiroth is the strongest, fastest, most identifiable person on Gaia, and everything about his image is shaped around his mastery on the battlefield and probably the SATs. But there’s only one fella who knows that his skills stretch far beyond flashy swordswork, only one fella who knows the un-spotlighted talents of his best buddy.

So! Through the months of their friendship, Zack has learned that Sephiroth~

• Has a golden singing voice; he discovered this one night when he had trouble sleeping, sick from a Mako Booster, tossing and turning. And sitting on the edge of his bed Seph had begun singing softly, singing until he had drifted off to sleep. It was the best rest Zack had gotten since his elementary school days <33 He would also never forget the time he went and brought a radio into the office, where they had ended up duet-ing an old favorite song of Seph’s. Paperwork had never been so awesome!

• Has incredible knitting skills; he discovered this when, as a b-day present, Sephiroth surprised his friend with the most amazing gift he could think of—a homemade dragon plushie knitted from scratch. Zack slept with it every night <33 Additionally, Sephiroth mended his uniform one time when some very mean Hedgehog Pies tore it apart on a mission.

• Can play basketball like a champ; techniiicallly a few people know this—not that many believe them. One day Zack was playing this nice and friendly game against some not nice and friendly SOLDIERs. They thought they were so tough, whipping out their stupid nicknames and calling him a sea urchin… When Sephiroth found out about their demeanors, however, he he was not happy. Not at all. He went ahead and joined Zack, Cloud & Kunsel’s team in order to teach them a lesson—and man oh man did he absolutely kick their assess. Those tissue boxes didn’t know what to say! It’s not every day you’re crushed 9-71 by your General.

• Is bilingual; Zack found an awesome manga in Wutainese one day, with the most amazing pictures, but was pretty peeved that he was unable to read it. And that was how Sephiroth ended up on his couch beside him, translating every speech bubble and onomatopoeia there was.

• Can write legibly with his non-dominant hand; Sephiroth broke his wrist one day, out on a mission, and against Zack’s protests continued right on working with that right hand of his.

• Is a master at carnival games; one mission led them to the Gold Saucer, and Zack convinced his buddy to go and play some games with him—wearing a cloak, granted. But he still agreed! Seph was the best. Anywho, he had spotted and locked his heart on an Elfadunk plushie, dangling right above those ring toss games. And each and every one of those bottles had a ring around its neck (and winning Trumpet the Elfadunk, ty!). He also absolutely nailed skeeball, and 5/5 rounds knew exactly which cup the Gil was under when they played the shell game. And those cups were blurs!

• Can balance a spoon on his nose; he still doesn’t actually know how he got Seph to put stainless steel on his face. Especially when it was just in Chocobo Noodle Soup. But he was able keep it on while scrawling documents! What a guy.

• Can wiggle his nose (and ears); he saw him do it in his sleep one time, when he crashed at his place after a long, long day. Almost went and ahead and woke the guy up with the squeaky sound of joy he made.

[stupid-2012tmnt-pics]

super raph!

[bubbelpop2]

Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: None Relationships: Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman/Original Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman/You Characters: Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Mullet jimmy Additional Tags: Older man Younger man, FTM Reader, basically a self insert, reader is chubby, reader is autistic, reader doesn't talk much, Friends to Lovers, Pining, it's hidden but it's there, jimmy had a crush on you, Jimmy didn't know you were trans until you fucked, queer, Overstimulation, Praise, Daddy Kink, Dry Humping, Multiple Orgasms, Internalized Homophobia, No Transphobia, NO trans fetishization, small cock fetishization, Begging, switchy jimmy

Summary:

You're on Jimmy's lap. Jimmy didn't expect to get this far by flirting with you, but he's very very into it.

Did not revise this and don't intend to because I'm lazy. Delivered straight from my brain and directly to your eyes, raw.

Jimmy is a queer and it takes him like five whole seconds to adjust to that fact before he just goes back to being a fucking sleazy flirt like normal

[vampcubus]

I've been in love with your blog for like 2 years it's almost all I look at on tumblr

!!! anonnnnn, you can’t just drop a bomb on me like that and expect me to be ok after 😭💕

thank you???? so much??? 🥹🫶

[asexualautistic]

also. three not so little pigs with three little average large cocks 🍆 🐥 🐥 🐣 🏳️‍⚧️

Chat is this anything

[thatmivy]

Bless Mark, Bob, and Wade for actually speaking about politics, even if just a bit.

[whatsthetime-mrwolf]

My friend, a gun nerd: So while we're at the range, we'll have you try out my personal two faves so you can see the difference in handling.

Me: My soft, dainty hands are ready for your gun

Friend: Glad you're excited! Never say that to me again

[macroglossus]

things i want to go on bc for: severe nausea surrounding period, heavy cramps and bleeding

things birth control can cause: take a wild fucking guess

[astralis-ortus]

spoiled

✱ boyfriend!bc x gn!reader

— it really is in the little things he does.

w.count → 0.5k genre → slice of life, fluff notes → chan referred to as chris, reader referred to as babe, teeny weenie kith a.n → been feeling sappy whenever i see chan, and what’s the best cure if not to write about it♡ ⋆ if you're enjoying my stories, do send me a ko-fi ⋆ see masterlist

growing up, you never really thought much about relationships.

well, it's not like you had the breathing room to do so anyway—with your parents' strained relationship and the way education had taken over the role as your safe space, the thought about crushes, falling in love, and jumping from one relationship to another like people around your age had resembled more like some faint, annoying whispers from the nether world rather than something you needed to experience as a young adult. instead, your goal revolves simply around graduating, getting a good job, and sticking with that—nothing more, nothing less.

well, that's exactly what you've managed to do so far…

with some minor adjustments.

"babe, do you want—oh, you're about to shower?"

you stopped a few steps from the door of the bathroom, eyes finding your boyfriend's curious pair just beyond the bedroom door while your arms hugged the fresh pair of pyjamas and a fluffy towel chris had bought for you a few months prior, right before your first sleepover at his place.

it still feels wild to you, the way chris just popped into your life one day and somehow managed to stay. the fact that you let him? even wilder. never in a million years would you ever thought you'd walk into your first and somewhat of a serious relationship not long after landing your first actual job, fresh out of university.

"yeah," you nodded, repeatedly blinking your eyes out of habit, "do you need to go? i might take a while since i'm gonna wash my hair."

"no no, i'm good," he replied, no longer looking at you when he turned busy, fumbling away at the cabinet under his kitchen sink, "but wait, there's something i want—found it!"

the curiosity in your eyes turned into sparkles of surprise when you noticed the rather familiar bottle in chris' hand as he heads over in your direction, sweet pair of dimples decorating his proud, cheeky smile.

"i got that body wash you said you wanted to try," handing the green colored bottle, chris lightly scrunched his nose alongside the click of his tongue, "kinda unfortunate—i was going to surprise you with it, but you beat me to the shower."

it's at times like this when you feel like your life in the past year has merely been a series of lucid dreams—when he looked at you with so much tenderness in his eyes, when he treats you like you're his entire world and more, when chris went out of his way just to prove that he meant everything he whispered in your ears between the ungodly hours of the night as he held you close when nightmares crept its long and sharp nails around your neck.

chris' affection still feels like a fever dream, and you don't know if you deserve to be at the receiving end of it at all.

"you're seriously spoiling me way too much, christopher," you finally chirped a response, mirroring your boyfriend's nose scrunch whilst keeping your unspoken worries locked away, "but thank you. i promise i'll use it well."

"i know you will," the dimpled smile made its way back to your boyfriend's features, igniting the familiar fuzzy feeling in the depths of your chest, and its rumble only grew louder when chris leaned in, faint scent of vanilla greeted you as he stole a peck from your lips,

"you know that's why i love spoiling you, right?"

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