whatsthetime-mrwolf
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Varjak| he/him | 21+ but you gotta guess how much +Heavy leftwards deviations, and not shy about NSFW posting. I hyperfixate fairly often so if you follow me prepare for a deluge or ready your tag filters.
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good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something
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smiling at you btw. loving you btw. liking you btw. enjoying our time together btw.
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HEY
WAIT
STOP SCROLLING !!!!
shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp Drink water today shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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Personality dictates whether someone has A Face With Character or if they're just ugly. It's not the individual features that are pretty or ugly, but the person they're on. A face is like a lampshade, it looks completely different when there's light shining through from the inside. And no matter how conventionally ideally proportional and perfect someone's features are, they're not going to be beautiful - or even passably pretty - if they spend all their time being a mean cunt.
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
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After 2000: /
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast
#My new car has a touchscreen and I lowkey hate it#its useful for the backup camera and thats it- there's so many parts of it that could be REAL BUTTONS instead!!
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omw to steal yo girl
#richard scarey x monster hunter#not that wild of a crossover tbh#they on their way to steal your girl/boy friend
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do you wish you could handle a moray eel like that ?? just curious!!
signed dessie
mmmmmm no I am not super into fish (if you've never touched a fish, they are slimy!), but most any other vertebrate yeah!!!
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