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my many chives. i am so obsessed with this guy
#professor layton#professor layton and the unwound future#future luke#unwound future#unwound future spoilers#professor layton spoilers#professor layton and the unwound future spoilers#not safe for almond#clive dove#euhguhdfgh#I HATE HIM!!!!!!#my art#digital art#procreate pocket#blood cw
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STOP GETTING SCARED BY YOUR OWN SHADOW GODDAMNIT
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT'S NOT A SPIDER DICKHEAD
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Tumblr is weird
Do with this what you will
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#so tranquil#and pretty#stay hydrated 🫶🏻#stay kind#stay safe#cozy aesthetic#naturecore#earthlings#earthcore#natural aesthetic#light aesthetic#fairy cottage#cottagecore aesthetic#springcore#almond blossoms#March
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I eat alot of cheese 🥱
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This thread from the CPTSD subreddit about the overabdunance of cheap junk food, but little healthy food (and the weird poverty mindset leading to parents guarding food until it spoils and screaming at anyone who eats [too much] of it or acting like they were planning to eat it, but if you don't eat from it, it gets thrown out) is so illuminating.
#I already know my knee injury and calcium deficiency is related to mama screaming at me about drinking too much milk she was ~going to use#for cooking~ and now even when she has her own milk For Cooking#I've been too terrified to drink milk I've been conditioned off of it even though it satisfies my sweet tooth and I literally need it#my constant dizziness also got solved with calcium supplements#I wish I could just drink milk on its own guilt free again#I'm trying but my mind still acts like it's only safe to use a little milk with cereal or tea and it's otherwise off-limits maaaan...#I don't have this negative association with almond milk so drinking a whole 100 ml glass of it a day ;3;#maybe someday I can work up to the needed 2-3 glasses#food *#parental neglect#CPTSD#trauma#negative *#weight shaming#body shaming#weight *#so I got in this mindset that sweets are safe to snack on because she's too ED-afflicted to want them or notice they're gone#but the healthy food oh noooo#I buy fresh fruits every week or two so I never go without fruits ^^#that part is really nice
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mom: i don’t understand why you have body image issues
mom: you should change before you leave, that tank top sometimes shows your stomach (in the way that it is designed to, during a heatwave)
mom: you should track everything you eat with me as a bonding activity!
#vent post#body image#tw body image#idk if that tag is meant literally#just want to be safe#i love my mom#i do#but she is turning into an almond mom and driving me insane
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im sick in the head
#i love to make him dragon :]#professor layton#professor layton and the unwound future#unwound future#unwound future spoilers#clive dove#future luke#my art#digital art#procreate pocket#not safe for almond#taur#furry#dragon taur
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Oh fuck, passover starts monday
#im not jewish#my parents arent jewish#yet they celebrate jewish holidays#because jews are the “chosen” people even if they dont believe tjeir beliefs#which means im gonna go home either today or tomorrow and have my safe food thrown away#because it has leavning in it#and i really hope they dont go into my room to check my candy to see if theres anything#and theres gonna be even less food in my house#cause im already operating on so little in there#they are gonna clean everything out#and they dont both cooking for me most days#especially when i work “late”#which is now everyday#oh gods what am i gonna eat?#rice?#just ungodly amounts of rice?#they are prolly gonna buy matza#so i might can get some almond butter and matza#fuckkkkkk
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TW eating disorder, ED
Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from
Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.
#that woman is the OG almond mum but in all the worst ways#girl doesnt know jm autistic bc ✨autism isnt real and it only affrects cookoo people who are weak and dumb✨ so she also never has any#of my safe foods at home anywhere so i cant even make myself some fucking pasta with pesto bc she only has cheesy pesto that makes me gag#i could eat scrambled eggs but she has scolded me for eating the eggs she had in her mind designated for my father's dinner many times :)#yay to being home :) totally great :) that woman will end up in the nursing home istg i wont care my bro will get the house anyway#personal rant
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im a cryptoterf and I’ve been soft-terfing my irl TRA friends :3 wanted to brag!
Anyways babe, what do you think is the worst type of nut?
the ones men have for sure
#maybe walnut ??#i love macademia. pistachio is a safe bet.#almonds rock#tbh all are awesome. walnuts are simply ok comparatively
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WAIT FUCK THIS ACTUALLY POSTED SHIT GODDAMNTIT FUCK ME
Estrogen. . .
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i think companies shouldn’t say their products are “allergen free” and then list their ingredients just as “natural flavors.” brother what if i am allergic to said natural flavor
#this is specifically about this toffee flavoring at work that says it’s allergen free#then says something about an almond taste#but doesn’t list anything in the ingredients about almonds just natural flavors#and so i tried it with something and yeah it’s not allergen feee#free*#which yeah can be my fault for believing that it’s allergen free but also like? wouldn’t you think that meant it was safe#shut up cieara
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HI
DO
YOU
LIKE
COFFEE
?
.... not when I'm asked in all capitals certainly not.
Besides, I only enjoy it when it comes as a mocha, and you can barely taste the coffee flavour, so really, I like hot chocolate with the slightest hint of caffeine as a "coffee".
#needless to say i no longer like almond flavored anything.#aziraphale posts#// also almond milk is grim after drinking it for a year i can safely say it's not worth it. oat milk or soya milk all the way!!
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