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my many chives. i am so obsessed with this guy
#professor layton#professor layton and the unwound future#future luke#unwound future#unwound future spoilers#professor layton spoilers#professor layton and the unwound future spoilers#not safe for almond#clive dove#euhguhdfgh#I HATE HIM!!!!!!#my art#digital art#procreate pocket#blood cw
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STOP GETTING SCARED BY YOUR OWN SHADOW GODDAMNIT
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT'S NOT A SPIDER DICKHEAD
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#so tranquil#and pretty#stay hydrated 🫶🏻#stay kind#stay safe#cozy aesthetic#naturecore#earthlings#earthcore#natural aesthetic#light aesthetic#fairy cottage#cottagecore aesthetic#springcore#almond blossoms#March
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In honor of Brennan Lee Mulligan, I am getting an allergin test in two weeks to see if I am still allergic to almonds or if it's gone away in the sixteen-odd years it's been since I've eaten one
#technically speaking i am only allergic to the skin of the almond#i COULD eat almonds that don't have skin i just don't to be safe#and i got woozy the one time i ate tree nuts figured out i had a sensitivity and was like “great never again”#i'm so serious about my nut allergy that my dear friend since kindergarten thought it was deadly until like. last spring#but when your only allergic reaction happened when you were four and you haven't touched an almond since...#dimension 20#dropout#brennan lee mulligan#almonds#insert the almond rant
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It’s really funny that I don’t like shadow milk or most of his popular ships considering I’m clapping and cheering everytime I see him paired up with some random other cookie
#pine moment#crk#cookie run#shadow milk cookie#this is most likely cause I’m the shadow almond guy but I saw him with royal margarine and god that’s so real I fw that heavy#also just cause I say I don’t like his popular ships does not mean this js a safe space for shadow and vanilla haters#y’all need to learn to play nice
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Assuming the only reason a female character could get a spotlight feels misogynistic to me
#almond rambles#this was an instagram comment as usual#they said baizhu deserved a second story quest over hu tao because he’s got good lore#and that the only reason hu tao would get one first is fanservice#ah yes. the one character who’s been to the border of LIFE AND DEATH hundreds of times#a young woman who inherited all sorts of ancient arts and rites to keep her country safe#someone who has the former GEO ARCHON WORKING UNDER HER AS A SUBORDINATE#nothing here that needs to be elaborated on at all. it’s just about her sex appeal obviously#ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE????!!!!!#this comment was made before this current lantern rite went live#but most of this was at least hinted at if not fully known when they wrote it
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I eat alot of cheese 🥱
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im sick in the head
#i love to make him dragon :]#professor layton#professor layton and the unwound future#unwound future#unwound future spoilers#clive dove#future luke#my art#digital art#procreate pocket#not safe for almond#taur#furry#dragon taur
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mom: i don’t understand why you have body image issues
mom: you should change before you leave, that tank top sometimes shows your stomach (in the way that it is designed to, during a heatwave)
mom: you should track everything you eat with me as a bonding activity!
#vent post#body image#tw body image#idk if that tag is meant literally#just want to be safe#i love my mom#i do#but she is turning into an almond mom and driving me insane
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WAIT FUCK THIS ACTUALLY POSTED SHIT GODDAMNTIT FUCK ME
Estrogen. . .
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Oh fuck, passover starts monday
#im not jewish#my parents arent jewish#yet they celebrate jewish holidays#because jews are the “chosen” people even if they dont believe tjeir beliefs#which means im gonna go home either today or tomorrow and have my safe food thrown away#because it has leavning in it#and i really hope they dont go into my room to check my candy to see if theres anything#and theres gonna be even less food in my house#cause im already operating on so little in there#they are gonna clean everything out#and they dont both cooking for me most days#especially when i work “late”#which is now everyday#oh gods what am i gonna eat?#rice?#just ungodly amounts of rice?#they are prolly gonna buy matza#so i might can get some almond butter and matza#fuckkkkkk
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TW eating disorder, ED
Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from
Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.
#that woman is the OG almond mum but in all the worst ways#girl doesnt know jm autistic bc ✨autism isnt real and it only affrects cookoo people who are weak and dumb✨ so she also never has any#of my safe foods at home anywhere so i cant even make myself some fucking pasta with pesto bc she only has cheesy pesto that makes me gag#i could eat scrambled eggs but she has scolded me for eating the eggs she had in her mind designated for my father's dinner many times :)#yay to being home :) totally great :) that woman will end up in the nursing home istg i wont care my bro will get the house anyway#personal rant
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im a cryptoterf and I’ve been soft-terfing my irl TRA friends :3 wanted to brag!
Anyways babe, what do you think is the worst type of nut?
the ones men have for sure
#maybe walnut ??#i love macademia. pistachio is a safe bet.#almonds rock#tbh all are awesome. walnuts are simply ok comparatively
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HI
DO
YOU
LIKE
COFFEE
?
.... not when I'm asked in all capitals certainly not.
Besides, I only enjoy it when it comes as a mocha, and you can barely taste the coffee flavour, so really, I like hot chocolate with the slightest hint of caffeine as a "coffee".
#needless to say i no longer like almond flavored anything.#aziraphale posts#// also almond milk is grim after drinking it for a year i can safely say it's not worth it. oat milk or soya milk all the way!!
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