#not risking it

[quiverpaw]

hit that like button if old woman presidents

[war-finding-reason]

Server wanted my mgs oc. oki.

[hackersandhammers]

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[northflowerowo]

"Bipper", Mar 26, 2017

[notevenanna]

i just bought my friends a something something and i want to keep it because it’s so cute

[givehimthemedicine]

did Steve wear hot pink lipstick and eyeshadow to his job at Scoops all summer and nobody said anything

[dogmannn]

WHAT THE HELL DO I USE 23 DOLLARS FOR????

This maybe. Maybe I’ll put it on my backpack. Maybe people will ask, “who the hell is that”, and I respond with, “oh that’s my wife… I miss her.”

[aviscranio]

closing asks 

[btsugarush]

Well well fuck me well 🤦🏽‍♀️

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[playgrl0]

i know i'm horny on the dash a lot truth is i hope i never have sex again bro i'm too scared 🫶

[elegantwizardtree]

Warning: kind of spoilers for if you haven’t completed the archon quest for 3.3 (depends on how you view it)

I want the wanderer on my team so badly 🥹mainly because he’s a lil shit and I want a gremlin on my team, but also I named him robin and I just need a robin on my team.

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[pinkiepig]

I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅

(Link to the original poster)

[sunbentshadows]

Iconic Performance Pop Girlie Of All Time

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.