#not reading that

[boccher]

"I can't listen to this artist anymore after hearing about what they did 😓"

yeah what did they do

"here, look at this link"

>open link

>twitter thread

>close link

[confessxcheese4tcc]

⭐️☺️Anders x Brenton mpreg fanfic 🫃🥰👍

-Anders and 8 month pregnant Brenton arrive at the doctors office

- As they both sit in the waiting room, Anders looks at Brenton and puts his hand on Brentons belly

-Brenton smiles and looks at Anders:“ I’m nervous…“😅

-Anders:“ don’t worry…everything will be fine..“ ☺️

-Nurse walks in and asks Brenton to follow her

- Brenton turns to Anders:“ You coming?“ 😥

- Anders:“ of course! I don’t want to miss this!“🤗

- Nurse points at examination table:“ you can lay down here“

- Anders helps Brenton get on the examination table:“ be careful…“ 😩

-*doctor walks in* „Hello I’m Dr. Roof, how are yall doin?“ 🧑‍⚕️

-„we-we are doing fine so far“ says Brenton nervously

-*doctor puts gel on ultrasound head* „ok let’s get started! Pull your shirt up. *places ultrasound head on Brentons stomach*

- Brenton yelps:“ ooh that’s cold! 😭“

- „ok let’s see…ah! There he is!“ *turns ultrasound screen towards Brenton and Anders*

-Anders:“ m-my god….he he is…“ *holds Brentons hand tightly* 🥹

-Brenton smiles:“Beautiful…🥹“

- Anders:“ I can’t believe we created this…“

- Dr Roof:“he looks very healthy! Head shape is normal, body is normal, organs look healthy so far“

- Brenton:“ you hear that? Our healthy baby boy…😊“

- Anders:“I…I though of a name but I don’t think you will like it…😔“

- Brenton:“ oh Anders…what do you want to name him?“

-Anders:“ um….Payton?“

-Brenton:“….its…it’s perfect! 😍 „

- *Anders and Brenton tongue kiss* 👅💦

- Dr. Roof:“ 🧍🏼…um ok….that would be 200 $ btw“

CONFESSION #1269

[teainthesnow]

I wonder how many people think At My Worst is (or thought it was) written in 1st person pov because of the name

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[kvothes]

so true

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[doctorslippery]

[knebellindemann]

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[sourdough-seal]

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[elexuscal]

"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.

[blumenundpoesie]

a blanket of snow on fairy lights

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.