#not putting this in the j/b or t/s tags for obvious reasons

[lilxberry]

NSFW Alphabet - Jughead Jones*

NSFW Alphabet Version

Fic Relating To Kink: COMING SOON

Warnings: NSFW obviously. Mentions of SMUT. Contains sexual gifs that may include nudity.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

God, he’s so soft and sweet. He takes such good care of you, softly asking if you’re okay, if you need anything or just plainly whispering sweet words into your ear as you come down from both your highs.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jughead likes his hands for many reasons. There’s surprisingly quite a difference in size compared to yours and they cover a large area of your skin when he kneads and squeezes and grips at your thighs when things heat up between you. Plus, he can certainly pleasure you well with them *wink wonk*

Now, he absolutely loves, LOVES, your thighs. It’s pretty obvious from the amount of touching. Jughead loves to tease you by subtly placing his hand a bit to high up on them, giving them a quick squeeze before massaging his thumb across it, sending tingles straight through your being and a heat rushing straight to your core.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I mean, you’re both still in high school so you’re pretty careful. Some form of contraception is in play usually. It’s rare you take the risk of pulling out but, when you do, God he loves the sight of it covering your ass and the small of your back or covering your thighs and abdomen.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jughead honestly can’t get enough of you sat in his lap facing him, running your hands through his hair, nuzzling into the crook of his neck, warming his cock as he writes.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s experienced, but only in so many ways. He can definitely hit the right spot when it comes to missionary but, throw in a position that’s new for him and it becomes a very important learning curve in your relationship.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He kinda loves it when you’re on top, riding him at any pace that you set. When he’s pretty pissed or needs to release some pent-up energy/anger, he can go pretty primal and dominant, pounding into you vicariously but usually, you’re on top, whispering sweet words to each other.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s pretty serious when it comes to your intimacy but, that doesn’t mean there aren’t moments where he won’t make you laugh a smidge, and vice versa.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jughead is more on the natural side, but only because there isn’t really any grooming nessicary. You both agree that you’re comfortable with how everything is maintained in both of your lower areas.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jug is super romantic. I mean, he’s an author for God’s sake. Even if the pace or position isn’t exactly one that would “sweep you off your feet”, his words definitely will.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He’s human. He’s a warm-blooded male that has serious levels of testosterone. Of course, he masturbates. Granted, it practically never happens anymore, especially since he barely did so when single.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jug enjoys marking you and being marked. Not to an extreme, of course. Light scratches, gentle biting, light spanking on your ass and the back of your thighs, nothing that leaves visual evidence for more than a few days.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s usually over yours and desk and bed are usually the surfaces you find yourselves doing it on a lot. You’ve had the sneaky session at school, but nothing compares to the comfort and privacy at home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, so many things could get this boy going when it comes to you. When you’re angry, when you’re making huge breaks in cases that you work on together, when you throw your leg over him when you’re cuddling and watching a movie, when you cross your leg over the other and show them off slightly. Anything you do could get his motor running.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jughead absolutely hates the prospect of sharing, even just visually.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

You two actually don’t take part in oral as often as the usual expected when it comes to sexually active teens. You two are rather good at it but prefer to feel each other in other ways.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s all dependant on mood, position and occasion, along with time. Usually, like mentioned before, when you’re on top, you usually set the pace, with the occasional assistance from him.

You tend to go slow and sensual, but if your limited with time or your in a particular mood, it can definitely be quickened.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Definitely not opposed it them, especially with everything going on in Riverdale. You never know when you can get interrupted. Snap thrusts of his cock and quickened circles around your clit and you’re all set for a quick session before you have to go meet the gang.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Risk taking isn’t a huge part within your sex lives as it is in your everyday lives. Jughead and you both agreed that less risk is definitely good.

But that doesn’t mean he isn’t game to experiment. Maybe a new position you are yet to try, maybe something that usually isn’t found within the bedroom brought in.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can actually go for a good 3 rounds with enough time to cool off in-between. Obviously, if you haven’t participated in such activities in length of time, it’s usually one and both you and Jughead are done. Although, that singular one round can definitely be long.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, and you only really have a single bullet vibrator. He usually isn’t around when it’s put to use but, it can definitely come into play when you guys do phone sex. Plus, he thinks he does a better job than a little toy. (Which he does.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

OH BOY DOES HE TEASE. He whispers absolute pure filth when in public while he smirks ever so smugly. His touch is like fire when he does this. Any little touch feels searing hot, and you feel weak at the knees. You undoubtedly become putty in his hands and it just becomes a game of how long you can hold out until you’re both alone.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Apart from the sweet talk while inside of you, Jughead is a grunter. His grunts are deep which only egg you on further.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would love to be dominated fully. He loves his power over you in the bedroom, even when you’re on top, he’s still relatively in control. So, the thought of you taking charge, even tying his hands to the headboard of the bed all the while you control when he cums is something that really gets him going.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Jughead is pretty average but that doesn’t lower the quality of pleasure he gives you. It seems he’s just the perfect size for you, hitting all of the right spots.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Although he never masturbated a lot, his sex drive is definitely high. Sex is a very common occurrence within your relationship.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If the day had been tiring, yeah, you’re both pretty prone to falling asleep quickly. The two of you do enjoy just softly talking between you both whilst cuddling when you can, though.

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[yandere-romanticaa]

It was neck and neck, but this old man won! It's your time to shine daddy Lilia!

Yandere alphabet.

ft! Lilia Vanrouge. 💚

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Lilia is very touchy feely and he makes sure that his arm is at least around your waist if he's close to you - he can't help himself, you're just that cute! And I wouldn't describe it as intense per say, just a tad suffocating. He'll leave you be if he sees that you really need it but chances are, the two of you will be glued by the hip.

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

That's a tricky question because Lilia is quite hard to pin down. If he does create a mess no living soul would ever know unless he just flat out tells someone. Chances are, he probably won't even need to lift a finger - everyone knows who he is so there is no point for his hands to get dirty.

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Ah, he'd be such a tease, downright cruel even. He'll taunt them for not paying attention to all the warning signs and red flags, actively gaslighting his darling in the process. His words cut deeper then any blade and darling will have to learn that the hard way.

D - Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Honestly? Not really, no. He wants his darling to come to him by their own will, even if it is twisted in the end. It really doesm't matter to him in the end though as their happily ever after is pretty much here.

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

It would take Lilia some time to fully open up to his darling. He's used to being the caretaker, not the other way around. But once comfortable he will open up his heart.

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Lilia would enjoy it a bit at first but if his darling keeps being persistent he will be very upset. Why can't they just live out their lives in love and peace...?

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

He treats it as both a serious matter and a game at the same time. He's curious to see at how his darling will fall for it and despite him messing around he will toughen up if need be.

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Probably the first time Lilia had tortured them. His knowlege of the human body is.... erie, shall we say...

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Why, marriage of course! Lilia wants nothing more then to spend the rest of his days with his darling. Wouldn't that be a dream come true? Oh, he'd love a family, with lots and lots of kids! He'd be the best dad in the world, he can already see it! With his ambitions set in motion chances are that this will be happening sooner rather than later.

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

He says that he doesn't get jealous but really, that's just a lie. This old man just doesn't want to admit the fact that he fears that he may be boring to his darling and anything of the sorts. If he does get jealous, he just cuddles his darling until he gets better. The perfect payment, yes?

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He's the same pretty much all the time, he's protective and affectionate, very sweet too! Just give him some love and he'll go away....~

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Very old fashioned with a hint of playfulness. This old man knows exactly what strings to pull and there is no stopping him. Once his sight is set on his darling, it is endgame.

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

He shows his true colours in a subtle way, no one really figures out what they are once it is too late.

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Probably by taking away their privacy and then his punishments will get worse and worse. It really all depends on the severity of darling's crime and Lilia can get even stricter if need be...

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

It all depends on darlings attitude. If they are kept line he will keep himself in line too.

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Lilia's endless patience is downright disturbing. He is like a spider just waiting to snatch up his prey and then tear it apart with no remorse what so ever. It also helps that he has all the time in the world to deal with pretty much anything so in case his darling ever tries to pull something, Lilia will just figure something out and stop them.

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

No. He'd tell himself that he could handle it, that he was used to death, but he could never get past this. Lilia is probably going to cast some sort of spell on his darling to ensure that their souls are conected for the rest of their days. The poor old man just doesn't want his heart to be broken once more.

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Guilt is something that Lilia almost never feels and that would be the case here as well. He is doing this for darlings well being, Lilia knows best! And he'd never let his darling go - once they're in his clutches, there is no getting out.

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

If he is being honest with himself, he is not quite sure. He mostly blames it on his old age and the fact that he's seen so many humans dissapear in a flash, just like that. And if that were to happen to his beloved... He'd mourn for an eternity.

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

A more sadistic side of him would enjoy such a display - please dear, don't stop. He likes to hear all the little noises you make, they're all just so adorable. ~

But if his darling starts giving him the cold shoulder, Lilia won't be happy about it. He'll poke them and scare them, until he can finally get some sort of reaction, even if it wasn't the one he wanted.

U -Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Well for one thing, he is a lot more creative and fun than your average yandere. He gets away with his obvious stalking and his comments go unnoticed by pretty much everyone, even his darling. His magic is also something to behold and any person that at least has half a braincell would know not to mess with Lilia. He may be small, but he really can be dangerous.

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Despite his cheery exterior, Lilia never actually shows any weakness. That is mostly because his darling themselves are his prime time weakness, along with Silver, Malleus and Sebek of course. The only real way to hurt Lilia would be to hurt those three but let's be real, darling can't even approach them. The last thing to do in that situation would be if darling starts hurting themselves but Lilia would take all the sharp objects away the moment darling just pricks a finger.

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

On purpose? Never. Out of necessity? Definitely. You see, all Lilia wants is for his darling to be happy, and how can they be happy if he is being cruel? He's torn over this, but there are times when he just has to put his foot down and remind his darling of their place, no matter how much it may hurt them.,

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

His darling is pretty much family to him so he'd go to great lenghts to ensure darling's safety. As for winning them over, he can get pretty cheeky but his flirting mostly subtle, blink and you'll miss it, but it still has that long lasting affect of keeping darling up at night. Just like how Lilia wants it.

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Once Lilia realizes that he fell for someone he is going straight for the kill. You only get to live once, what is the point of hidding his affections? He will be a massive tease though~!

Z - Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

He does have a sadistic side but Lilia truly does not want to do this. He fell for his darling for a reason, he doesn't want them to just be a shell of their former selves. His ideal situation is that his darling remains mostly docile with just a hint of the rebellious fire he fell for in the first place. He can break his darling but he doesn't want to. So for everyone's sake, keep it that way.

Tags: @yourlittlerunt , @phantomness @pumpkiethepie, @twst-rose-prisms, @tsuisute, @delusional-obsessions, @teralavey, @minoux-x, @tiaragqueen

[hurricaneonanesthesia]

Fluff Alphabet (Mammon)

@pzlqpibz said: Please can i have one full alphabet on mammon ? 🥺🥺 Love you, take care of you !!!!!!😚😚😚

Hi! I hope that you don’t mind that i’m tagging you. But anyways here is a full fluff alphabet for tsun tsun baby mammon :)))) ~Admin Hurricane

A - Activities; How do they like to spend time with you?

He likes taking you out to buy stuff despite him not being able to afford a lot of things lol. And if he can, he also likes taking you to his shoots so you can see him going all out with different outfits and such.

B - Beauty; What do they admire/find beautiful about you?

He rlly likes your hair and just playing around with it. He also thinks it’s rlly cute when you’re studying together and your face scrunches up while you try and figure out what the answer is. He’ll just kinda stare at you longingly and then when you catch him, he’ll turn away panicked and blushy lmao.

C - Comfort; How would they help you if you felt down/were having a panic attack?

He’d also panic because at first he wouldn’t quite know what to do, but then he would just pull you into a hug cause he wouldn’t rlly know what else to say. 

D - Dreams; How do they picture their future with you?

At first, he thought that it was a one sided thing, so all he could rlly see is you with one of his brothers and not him. But then after you got together, he could see it as something that could work out. Being the avatar of Greed, everything used to be just about him, him, him, but then you came into the picture and all of that was thrown out the window. 

E - Equal; Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

He gives off dom vibes, but rlly he’s the more passive one lmao

F - Fighting; Would it be easy for them to forgive you? How do you fight?

It would probably be something along the lines of: Mammon: grrrr you idiot human, I’ll never forgive you! *five minutes later* Mammon: nooooo MC come back dont hang out with my stupid brothers.

G - Gratitude; How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what you’re doing for them?

He acts like he isn’t but really, he is, he’ll just never admit it.

H - Honesty; Do they have any secrets that they hide from you? Or do they share everything?

He gets into a lot of trouble with the witches and he doesn’t want to get you involved. But since he’s a terrible liar you still find out anyways.

I - Inspiration; Did you change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You did! You helped him with his relationship with his brothers. 

J - Jealousy; Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Oh boy, he’s a tsundere for a reason lol. If he wasn’t the avatar of Greed, he’d be the avatar of Jealousy lmao.  

K - Kiss; Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

I like to imagine that he’s a rlly good kisser dshfbsffdbsh. The first kiss was most likely pretty rushed and a spur of the moment type of thing, where he literally goes “cause i love you idiot,” then proceeds to kiss him.

L - Love Confession; How would they confess to you?

If you’ve seen lesson 20, you know ;)

M - Marriage; Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

At the beginning of your relationship, he’s terrified that you’re gonna leave him cause everyone thinks he’s a scumbag, but then later on he really believes that he wants and will get married to you. He’d probably propose by pulling you into a secluded place away from his brothers, maybe the top of the devildom and then ask the question. And mammon, being mammon would want an extravagant wedding lol

N - Nicknames; What do they call you?

Treasure, baby girl, babe, baby, my human

O - On Cloud Nine; What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

It’s pretty obvious lol, he’s more blushy and clingy than usual. He doesn’t easily express his feelings cause whenever he sees you, he turns into a stuttering blushy mess. 

P - PDA; Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Oh man, if he could let the entire Devildom know that you’re going out with him, he would do it. His brothers are tired of him constantly bragging and going “mE AnD mC aRE dATiNG”. But he’s a shy blushy baby about PDA in front of everyone else. 

Q - Quirk; Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

I think that mammon would actually be rlly good with kids! He doesn’t seem like it at first but he’s just a big softie for them.

R - Romance; How romantic are they? What would they do to make you happy? Cliché or rather creative? 

He doesn’t act all romantic at first, but he’d try his best to make you happy. Something catches your eye? He goes out of his way to go get it for you later. 

S - Support; Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

He’s supportive of whatever you want, he believes that you can achieve anything you set your mind to. 

T - Thrill; Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

He prefers to follow a routine. 

U - Understanding; How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

When the two of you start dating, he knows you pretty well. He doesn’t show it but he’s pretty empathetic. 

V - Value; How important is the relationship to them? What is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?

This relationship is vvvvvvvvvvvvvv important to him. He’s never had anything like this because he’s constantly being put down by his brothers and he wouldn’t trade it for anything. 

W - Wild Card; A random Fluff Headcanon.

When the two of you wake up in the morning and you’re trying to get up, he’ll just pull you back unexpectedly and cuddle longer, refusing to let you go.

X - XOXO; Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

In public, he’s a blushy baby, but in private be prepared to have this boi be stuck to your side like glue. He won’t let you go. You probably have to initiate the cuddling first tho.

Y - Yearning; How will they cope when they’re missing their partner? 

Oh man, if you’re gone, he sulks a lot and hides out in his room. He’ll probably just lay on top of his bed scrolling through his gallery looking at pictures of you, or you and him. 

Z - Zeal; Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

If it’s you, he’s willing to try his best and achieve it, even if he acts like he’s uninterested. He really cares about you and wants to ensure your happiness.

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[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Luba (Mute) NSFW Alphabet

A/N: This came to me very easily, and I’ve been wanting to do this one for a while. Soo, here it is. Enjoy!!

Warnings: BDSM, creampies, a lot of sex lol, roughness

Cheeky Tag List: @misskittysmagicportal, @joz-stankovich, @super-unpredictable98, @the-freckled-luba, @the-novel-on-the-left, @neuroticpuppy, @iamsexytrash, @wasabimia, @bisexualnathanyoung, @imagine-you

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)  I feel like Luba’s extremely caring after a nice fuck, y’know? Being in sex work, he has to make sure he caters to the person’s every need. If it was more rough, he’ll pop out the lotion and rub on the more raw places on someone’s body. If he’s tired, he’ll probably have a couple post-coital cuddles and kisses. Luba also likes candles. I feel like he might order food, and have calm music playing. Very chill.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) I feel like Luba likes his chest a lot for some weird reason. Even when it might be fake, he really likes when people might place their hands on it, or slide them down his chest. Also, lay your head on that chest please, he likes it. Titties or not. On his partner’s, thighs. Small or thick, he really likes them lol. He likes to squeeze someone’s thighs, or gently kiss them. If you’re walking around the house with tight shorts on, or where your thighs are exposed, he’ll be all over them. Also, if he’s going down on you, he likes to be between them, and his head to be squeezed. He also likes slapping your thighs.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Okay, so Luba’s a very quiet orgasmer (is that a word). Kat and I share a HC that all of Rob’s characters might not say anything, but their breathing will pick up, and it’ll just be hot and heavy for a bit. I also feel like Luba really fucking likes giving people creampies. He also likes getting sucked off to orgasm, so if you swallow, he’s in shock. If you’re covered in it, even better,

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He likes calling other people daddy or mommy. A form of praise. He really like spanking, giving or receiving.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)  Luba is extremely experienced, he has to be for his profession. However, if you want something specific, or only get off from a particular part of stimulation, let him know, He wants to learn about what you like.

F= Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) I feel like Luba likes missionary a lot. He can slowly fuck someone, or have their legs hiked on his shoulders, and absolutely pummel them into the mattress, kitchen counter, whatever it may be that he’s fucking them into. He can also see them and their reactions. and titties lol.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) I have a strong feeling that Luba doesn’t really like to fool around, especially with sex. He’ll tease you, but I don’t think he’ll pop any jokes, but one or two might come out.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He’s clean shaven, but I won’t pass up the opportunity to say that Luba dyed his pubes once. (they were light blue)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Luba’s very romantic, and likes to focus on the emotional aspect of sex. So he’ll be very serious, and be focused on trying to pleasure you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Luba doesn’t really touch himself, unless it’s something like mutual masturbation, or if he’s REALLY horny. And if that happens, it’s typically quite rough masturbation, and he’ll be extremely loud.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Like I mentioned earlier, a hidden daddy/mommy kink. He also likes tits, so pls motorboat him. Also, PLEASE peg him. He wants it. Also, smack that ass all you want.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) He’s not too particular, as he really fucking likes to tease you in public. So, I feel like at home is first, the parlor is second, and anywhere public is next. Especially semi-public. He won’t hesitate to fuck you at a restaurant, or something where people are bound to see you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) He likes when you’re whining at what he’s doing, and when you’re getting impatient. He really likes teasing you. If you bite his neck, or kiss it, or start playing along, oh yeah, he’s hard. Or, if you decide to switch roles and want to top him.  Also, if you’re wearing particularly titty revealing, or if you’re not wearing a bra, and he knows that you’re letting them be.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything too BDSM’y. Like, no blood play, no bodily fluids other than cum, nothing like that. Nothing gross.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Luba loves to fucking give oral. and he’s bomb at it as well. It doesn’t matter whomst he may be sucking or licking, he likes to see and hear how they react. However, I won’t rule out the fact that he likes to get oral too. He’ll have his hand on their head, and just lean back and enjoy them pleasing him. He doesn’t get much of that as an escort. He enjoys being treated, and given something he may want, especially sexually. ALSO, I’M ADDING THIS ON. I feel like Luba REALLY fucking likes getting head. Like, if you deepthroat him, it’s a done deal, he’ll be fucking your mouth. Or if you moan around him, he’s cumming down your throat in a matter of seconds.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) It depends on how he feels. If he’s particularly horny, he’ll fuck you nice and hard, and make sure you can’t feel your legs. If you’re in public, he’ll start slow, but then speed up, simply because he wants to hear you suffer. He’s a good mix though, but most nights, he’ll be really slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Luba really likes quickies, and if your job time differs, y’all might be having more quickies than actual sex. He likes actual sex though, but if you’re in a rush to work, but he’s really horny, he’ll fuck you on the car, or on the kitchen counter while you’re eating. Doing your hair? Doggy style. Simple as that. He’ll also finger you if you’re in a BIG rush.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Luba does tease a lot, and that’s risky, especially if you’re in the verge of an orgasm, and he suddenly takes his fingers out and licks them clean. (slowly)Yeah, you’ll be wanting to fuck him REAL bad. I feel like he will experiment though, he’s open to a lot of things.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Luba lasts VERY LONG. He has to for his job, but with you, he puts extra in. 4, sometimes 5 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) YES LUBA OWNS TOYS. He also owns quite a lot of them, and likes to use them quite often. Mostly dildos and cock rings, but he does have vibrators, and likes to tease you with them. If you request it, he’ll fuck himself on a dildo as well. Also, a strap for obvious reasons.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LUBA IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE OUT HERE AND I STAND BY THAT SHIT. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Y’all could be in public and he’ll be kissing up your neck, or his fingers’ll be tickling your waist. If it’s getting to the main event, there will be fingers everywhere besides where you’ll most want them. And when you ask him for what you want most, you’ll get a short “What, I don’t think I’m doing anything?”, or a giggle from wherever his mouth may be residing. He likes hearing the desperation in someone’s voice, and hearing them beg. If you start pulling his hair, that’s when the tongue appears, the fingers start moving, all that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Luba is very fucking loud, thank you very much. I know I said heavy breathing, but my god, get behind him with a strap, he’ll be screaming. If you may be 69′ing, he’ll be really loud, as it does add to the sensation. If you’re sucking him off, yes, he’ll be very loud. Anything high stimulation really gets him going.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) If you come into the parlor, he’ll fuck you after he’s done with a client, or if he’s free. That’s all I’m saying. He also likes external orgasms like squirting, and he WILL drink it. And if it got on your body, he’ll lick it clean.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Luba’s a little average, but I feel like he’s a little on the thick side. Not like you’ll look at his dick and be like “this won’t fit”.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It’s high, but not rabbit fuckingly so. He likes sex a lot, but doesn’t want it all the time. But, most days a week, y’all are fucking.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) If you two did something physically taxing like 69′ing or another complicated position, he’ll be tired, or if you went for more rounds than usual, he’ll be really sleepy. However, he does wait until you fall asleep to drift off. Every now and then he beats you to it though.

Masterlist

[idontgiveaflyinggrayson69]

Frank Castle N/SFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Frank is very into aftercare. He’s the guy that will have a bath with you, letting you lean back against his chest as he gently washes your body. Or he’ll cuddle with you, pulling you tight against his body and gently running his hand on your back until you fall asleep. He needs to know and hear that you’re okay. B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Frank’s favourite body part on himself is his shoulders. He likes how big and broad they are and the fact that he could cover you to protect you if needed.

On you, he loves your neck. A person’s neck is one of their most vulnerable features and you always bear your neck to him and he loves it. He loves being able to running his lips down your skin and nip at it and all the sounds that evokes from you. C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Frank likes to cum inside you. He’s above the childish possession that comes with cumming onsomeone. D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Frank is the guy that likes anal but wouldn’t admit it out loud. E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Frank was a troublemaker growing up, but he knew how to treat a lady right. He wasn’t a man of flings but proper relationships. Besides his wife, he only had a few other partners. But, he certainly knows how to pleasure a woman. F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Frank likes a few different positions quite a bit. He likes spooning and the feeling of you pressed up against him and how intimate it can be.

He loves you on top and how you look when you ride him.

And when he’s in his Punisher mood, he’ll take you against the wall or bend you over the nearest surface. G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Frank is never goofy. He’s always serious and passionate. He loves you and he needs you and it means a lot to him so he’s not one to make jokes. H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

When Frank is himself, he’s always clean shaven and his hair tidy, so it’s safe to assume that that also applies below the belt. He would keep things tidy, trim things up for you. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Generally speaking, there’s a lot of intimacy with Frank; he is very passionate. On birthdays and anniversaries though, Frank will go the extra mile and do the whole rose petals and candles things. He needs you to know how much he loves you and that you mean so much to him. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Frank masturbates occasionally, but not much, and not ever once he has you. K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Frank loves to edge you; he loves to hear you beg and whine. However, he does notlike to be edged. You try to edge Frank and he will take his revenge tenfold. L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom would be his preferred location, but he is also a fan of doing it on the living room floor or the kitchen counter. M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Patching him up gets him going. The concentration you have and the care you give him makes his heart hurt and he just needs you.

A low cut shirt or tight pants also gets Frank going for obvious reasons.

Also sassing him back when he’s getting thick headed is a huge thing. When you put him back in his place he gets this smile on his lips and he just loves you so much and wants to show you. N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Frank will not hurt you in any way and he is not okay with the daddy kink. O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Frank loves oral, both giving and receiving. When he goes down on you, he feels like he’s really taking care of you and he absolutely loves the noises you make.

When you’re blowing him, he loves the way you look on your knees and he usually becomes more possessive that he normally would be, but it’s also the time when his guard is the most guard. P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

With Frank, things are generally more on the slow and firm, but if he’s angry or in his Punisher mode, then things will become rough and quick. Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Frank is a man of quickies. He loves to take his time and ravish you at night and on weekends, but in the morning before you go to work are definitely time for quickies. R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

In the bedroom, Frank is more of a vanilla guy. But he takes risks in public. Like, on date night he’ll take you out to a fancy dinner and slip his hand under your skirt and make you cum right there in public. He’ll even make you talk to the waitress as he fingers you. S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Frank has pretty good stamina, he can go for two or three rounds on a good night with a break in between that he’ll happy pass the time with oral. T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Frank is not a fan of toys because anything they can do, he can do with his fingers or mouth. U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Frank is a HUGE tease. He loves to not quite give you what you want, and bring you to the edge and then stop, all the while pretending he doesn’t know what he’s doing and giving you a stupid smile and tell you “oh, that’s what you wanted? Why didn’t you just tell me?”when he finally gives you the little bit more you’ve been begging for. He thinks it’s hilarious and loves how you whine for him. V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Frank was trained to be quiet in the military and, generally speaking, he’s quiet. This carries over to the bedroom. He’s more of a soft grunts and shaky breaths kind of guy. W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Frank loves it when you pay special attention to his scars.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Frank is a bit above average with a little over six inches in length, but he is thick. Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Frank yearns more for touch in general than specifically sexual touch so his sex drive around normal. Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sleep is not a friend to Frank. He’s plagued with a lot of nightmares and he’s afraid something bad will happen to you when he’s asleep, so he stays up until you fall asleep at least. He’s usually up a lot longer, watching over you and stroking your back or hair.

Tagging: @aw-hawkeye​ @caswinchester2000

[adamlynnch]

How do you feel bout Justin Beiber and Talyor Swift

Random but i’ll bite. 

Honestly I stopped liking both of them a couple years ago. I don’t really talk about them a lot and I don’t get into #discourse about them. Saying that, I like Taylor Swift’s music. Just because I don’t like her doesn’t mean that her voice suddenly stops being beautiful.

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what do the organisation do in their free time- fornite dances

.Okay listen this ask has been sitting here catching dust cause I had an existential crisis trying to think of what the fuck Xigbar would do in his free time. sO AFTER READING THE ENTIRETY OF THE 358/2 MANGA, I THINK I CAN ANSWER THIS PROMPT NOW 

Xemnas : 

I can only see this guy planning world domination in his free time and nothing else. Like sometimes he just sits down and thinks about weird cryptic and vague stuff to say during meetings.

Okay maybe he also just goes down into the basement to rant and complain about the other members to Aqua’s armor. And play chess a lot, but only by himself cause everyone’s too much of a pussy to play against their superior.

Xigbar : 

Sleep and spy on others. That’s it. That’s all I got. The whole fandom just sees him as a smooth dude, pranking and going out his way to annoy the rest of the organization and honestly ? y e a h I can see him doing that, but then he’d totally just sleep for the rest of the day and complain about “being too old for this shit”.

All of my friends say he’d be the type to just kick babies around for funsies so there. I added it here, are you happy ?

Xaldin : 

Okay, hear me out. We all know “Feelings are for the weak” Big Bad Xaldin - but the 2008 memes were right, guys. He’s into cooking. He’d probably a shitty excuse like “we need a nutritious diet and stay in good shape to complete our mission” but everyone knows better than that. The life of a Nobody is b o r i n g and there’s no harm in taking a few hobbies here and there, no one’s judging you buddy.

I can also see him being into psychology, just hoarding all these books about the human psyche and emotions.

Vexen : 

Free time ? W h a t free time ? This guy spends his entire non-existence researching and working on his experiments. Need more powerful potions? Upgrade your weapon in the most efficient way ? Any type of information about a certain type of heartless or world ? M O R E REPLICAS ? ? ? Say no more, he’s waaaaay ahead of you. 

If he’s not working his ass off, then he either passed out or he’s just chewing someone out, scolding them and letting the entire castle know that they should respect him.

Lexaeus : 

Puzzles, riddles, reading… All the common things a normal person would do if they didn’t had internet. Lexaeus is such a chill dude, I bet he’d be the perfect game partner if you ever wanted to play something like, I dunno, j e n g a. 

You’d expect a calm guy like him to be extremely good at those games, but he actually fucking s u c k s. He might also be into writing haikus. Or bird watching ! Okay this is too wholesome, imagine this big guy having that one Beauty and the Beast moment with the birds. Yeah, you’re welcome.

Zexion :

Reading. Yeaaaaahh, this one was pretty obvious. Zexion’s natural habitat is the library - if he’s not out doing missions, he’s definitely holed up in there just reading and reading, losing track of time. Everyone has been tasked to drag him out the library at least once because he’s often late to meetings.

Probably tried to start a literature club to discuss books and shit, but only a few Dusks, Lexaeus and Demyx joined. Lexaeus because he’s a Good Friend and Demyx because he could use the club as an excuse to avoid work - which caused Zexion to kick him out. 

Saix : 

Because of his “No Fun Allowed” policy, he probably just does extra work during his free time. As the second in command, he has to be on top of his shit or else there would’t be any progress. Like Roxas, he probably has a diary - but it’s less of a personal thing and more of a fucking log because you know how Saix is.

I think he unconsciously likes to stargaze. Like he’d just be filing reports and shit, only to space out and look at the moon and the stars for hours. For the love of god, if you value your life, don’t ever call him out on that.

Axel : 

Axel is such a good big bro and friend that he literally spends all of his free time with Roxas and Xion. He takes them to interesting places he finds while he’s out on missions and just loves seeing their reactions to any new thing he shows them.

Like before Roxas and Xion joined, all he did was just hang out with Saix (who just kept telling him to get back to work) or sleep and rest. Now he has these two friends that make him feel like a kid during summer vacation again. I’m not crying, you are -

Demyx : 

Slack off and play his sitar. Demyx probably tried to start a fucking one man band, only to realize that maybe it’s not the best idea - so he probably dragged in a bunch of Dancer Nobodies to tag along. Hell, he probably even taught them how to properly dance.

Because he’s still attached to whatever life he had as a Somebody, he daydreams and reminisces a lot, thinking and repeating old memories over and over. Demyx wouldn’t know what to do if he were to forget his past life, which is why he pities Roxas and Xion.

Luxord : 

You bet this guy likes making bets behind everyone’s backs (ha H, gET IT. P U N S). He preaches a lot about taking risks when gambling, but Luxord is one sly fox - only betting when he knows he’s gonna win or cheat his way to victory. This might also be the reason almost no one wants to play cards with him.

He only has two moods : drinking tea peacefully while reading a good book or spending all of his time in Port Royal, meddling with p i r a t e s and whatnot.

Marluxia : 

The idea of Marluxia just having a little (or not so little, considering how extra he can be) zone in the castle dedicated just to g a r d e n i n g is adorable. “Yeah, i’m planning to overthrow the organization and kill whoever gets in my way. But first I need to water my begonias.”

It seems u n l i k e l y but hey, these are my headcanons and I would kill for them. Like Xemnas, he would spend his free time planning his e v i l schemes or evil speeches for the occasion.

Larxene : 

When she’s not lashing out at whoever dared to piss her off, she probably does her nails. Like they’re so on point she could use them to replace her weapons. And speaking of weapons, she totally practices her aim with the poor Dusks that just roam around the castle.

Despite her coquettish and vain exterior, Larxene is actually rather smart. She could probably hold a conversation with Vexen if the two didn’t hate each other. In her free time, she also reads ! But it’s either horror manga or heavy physlosophical literature, there’s no inbetween.

Roxas & Xion :

I put them together cause they’re literally glued by the hip. If you see one of them around, there’s no doubt that the other is also close. Their favorite thing to do in their free time is hang out with Axel and just plan about their future adventures together - yes, you’re crying again, not me.

Whenever Axel’s not around, they like to explore other worlds on their own and bring back little trinkets for the other members. They can all speak about being emotionless, but no one has the heart to actually throw away said little gifts.

[imagines-to-quench-thirst]

Fluff alphabet with Victor Creed

A = Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other?

On you, he finds your eyes remarkable. He loves how the color of your eyes get bright when you smile or when you say ‘I love you.’ 

On himself, it’s his hands. At first, he hated them thinking they are disgusting until he met you, you loved to hold his hands in public, or when he scratched your back and when you told him that you find them fascinating.

B = Baby. Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

To be honest, I don’t think he would want one without you. He knows that you are mortal and you will die someday so he keeps the topic closed, for him being it a little painful.

But, If you do end up pregnant he will be the happiest man in the world and take care of his kid teaching them many things he has learned through his life.

(Or you are like @talldarkndaddy , a bad bitch and you live forever)

C = Cuddle. How do they cuddle?

Victor loves the surprise-behind-you hug. You would do something like cooking or doing a chore and he would hug you from behind, surprising you.

D = Dates. What are dates with them like?

A date with Vicor would be filled with fun and maybe Victor damaging someone’s car because someone flirted with you. He can be serious but when he lets his walls down he can be fun.

E = Everything. You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

‘You are my new meaning of life and happiness. Thank you’

F = Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love?

When he saw you again at the Xavier mansion (you were visiting Storm, your friend) and waved at him shouting a ‘Hello, Victor. It’s good to see you again!’ Victor smiled waving back, thinking about you the whole day.

G = Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how?

He was gentle at the beginning of the relationship but you quickly told him that there is no need to walk on eggshells around you. 

H = Holding Hands. How do they like to hold hands?

Yes. When he holds your hand his inner demons and self-doubts disappear.

I = Impression. First impression/s?

Without a doubt when he first saw you he felt something but just brushed off as nausea.

J = Jealousy. Do they get jealous?

YES! Especially when someone flirts with you. #jealousSabertooth

K = Kiss. How do they kiss?

Be it a lazy good morning kiss or a french kiss it’s filled with passion. Every single kiss.

L = Love. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

You. You accidentally said it at the end of your 4th date. He walked you home to your entrance and you both kissed and... the words slipped from your mouth. He was surprised but quickly replied with an ‘I love you too.’

M = Memory. What’s their favorite memory together?

Your favorite moment is hands down the mornings. Just waking up in his arms and looking at him, thinking how did you get lucky.

His is when you both danced at a ball in public, your first public appearance together.

N = Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

He spoils the shit out of you. He loves buying you your favorite flowers, clothes, and jewelry. He can go overboard sometimes but he means well.

O = Orange(What color reminds them of their other half?)

Black. He loves when you wear anything black be it a shirt, pants or lingerie. He just picks you up and walks to the bedroom with you in his arms.

P = Pet names. What pet names do they use?

-Frail-for obvious reasons

-Coffee maker- for him you make the best coffee

-Minx-when you tease him a LITTLE too much

-Sweetheart-when caught up in the ‘moment’

-Mine-when Wade flirts with you followed with a growls

-My everything-he doesn’t say it but he thinks it every day

Q = Quaint. What is their favorite non-modern thing?

He loves to go hunting not with a gun, but with his sharp claws and predatory instincts.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on rainy days?)

He likes to lay down on the couch and close his eyes and listen to the rain falling, calming him.

S = Sad. How do they cheer themselves/others up?

He gets sad multiple times a day because he remembers all the bad things in his life. When he does he calls you to hear your voice. 

T = Talking. What do they like to talk about?

He likes to talk about you. How you look, how you smell, anything that is somehow connected to you. 

U = Unencumbered. What helps them relax?

He loves a warm bubble bath filled to the brim and a good book to read.

V = Vaunt. What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

You. When you too are out in the town or a ball he likes to hold you close and make you laugh, trying to show other people how much he is changed. 

W = Wedding. When, how, where do they propose?

He will propose when he feels you are right, he won’t push you into anything but he will not deny the fact that he wants to put a ring on it. He will say it to you ‘Someday I will marry you.’

When he does propose it will be intimate and unexpected he doesn’t want you to suspect anything so be prepared to get proposed in the middle of cleaning or cooking or even showering.

X = Xylophone. What’s their song?

Alesso- Remedy

‘That loneliness is my disease 

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe 

That you are the remedy’

Y = You. You are the ___ to my ___ (e.g. the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

‘You are the glaze to my donut.’ he says this when you have a bad day and every time it makes you laugh.

Z = Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what would they get?

He would get a small dog, a pug. 

Hope you enjoyed it. 

Tags: @creedslove  @chloejanedecker1

[hugejeanmanjackman]

got tagged by @visnomer The rules are: Tag 10 followers you’d like to know better!

Name: ash Gender: boyo Nationality: american Age you get mistaken for: highschool age? not like a specific age but a lot of people assume im still a student Eye color: blueish kinda green. idk exactly, they’re weird. Early Bird or Night Owl: nope. i get to sleep as early as possible and sleep as late as i can. How many languages do you speak: just english What did you Google last: dallas stars game schedule What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?: idk how weird this is but i put cayenne pepper on everything, like everything even breakfast smoothies and occasionally cereal. i cant enojoy a fruit smoothie anymore unless it burns the shit out of my throat. Favorite Video Game: pretty obvious but Borderlands, a good handful of Final Fantasy games, Saints Row, and there’s this dumbass series called No More Heroes that is ridiculously fun. What fictional place would you most like to go?: Pandora, just right level of violent and scary but fun way to die.  What’s the most shocking scene in a movie or TV series?: the majority of Cannibal Holocaust was rough for me. particularly there’s a part were somebody is like stoned to death in their genitals and that always stuck with me. it’s something that after like ten years still pops in my head randomly and makes me physically cringe and feel gross. everybody says it’s a classic horror movie which yeah it kinda is but it’s mostly just gross and racist.

What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?: mmos, sugar, candy bullshit, youtube celebrities, snapchat Your plans for tonight?: hopefully finish some art up

also tagged by @visnomer, i assume meant for both 

A - Age: 26

B - Birthplace: TX

C - Current time: 1:59 pm

D - Drink you last had: water E- Easiest person to talk to: all my friends are pretty easy to talk to about nothing or personal shit. i mean, i have like five friends in total but more that’s more than ive had in a while. F - Favorite song: Fork and Knife by Brand New G - Grossest memory: when i was like five i pooped myself going down a slide at mcdonalds. i knew it was coming half way down and by the time i was at the bottom i was in hysterics. for some reason i thought running to the parking lot to the car was a good idea while my grandma had to chase me down and drag me to the bathroom. H - Horror yes or Horror no: yesyesyes, as long as it’s not super realistic torture porn like that Hostel or Saw shit.

I - In love?: mostly  J - Jealous of people?: i guess jealous bc of my slow progress, but im working on not comparing myself to others so much. L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again?: like, “i want to bone you on first sight” is as close as i get to a romantic connection upon first meeting. M - Middle name: sylvi alexandria  N - Number of siblings: 7 siblings plus 1 step sibling. i have to count every time im asked and like at least three of them i just refer to as ‘that kid, that other one’ bc i can never remember their names.  O - One wish: money to solve many of my main sources of stress  P - Person you called last: zach Q - Question you are always asked: “are you gonna keep you’re…you know…the vagina?” my family in particular is very concerned about my genitals. R - Reason to smile: podcast binging lately has brought me a lot of joy S - Song you last sang: Hold Me Tight or Don’t Fall Out Boy T - Time you woke up: around 11 U - Underwear colour: yellow with black lightening bolts V - Vacation destination: idk an exact place but somewhere with lots of water, hot, sandy. i love beaches W - Worst habit: i lock my knees when i have to stand for long periods of times and have bad eating schedules X - X-rays: never, unless i guess for dental work counts F - Favourite food: most cheeses (i hate swiss) and any form of potatoes Z - Zodiac Sign: libra

tagging @sheets-theghost @florizel-of-bohemia, @bae-snaeanta, @willneverbeordinary, @missmarywesker

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Belated tag (while I'm at it)

Eleven Questions

I was tagged by the lovely @rumaan

Her questions:

1) Greek, Egyptian or Viking mythology? Greek, but only because that’s what I know best. I haven’t really explored much about the other two.

2) Country you want to visit the most? Germany. Home’s home.

3) Favourite dessert? Mövenpick icecream with Meringue and double cream.

4) iPhone or Android? What? A phone is a phone is a phone. I use it for making calls or sending messages, need I say more?

5) Space AU or Wild West AU? Meh. Well, if I have to decide: Space. More science.

6) Celebrity you’d like to punch in the face - preferably with why? Gosh, I don’t know, did anyone do anything stupid lately? Wait, that’s probably the wrong question. Oh, I know – all the Kardashians, because reasons!

7) Marvel or DC? Both, I like all superheroes.

8) Are you planning on going to see the new Star Wars film in the cinema? I was going to take my kids when we found out that we couldn’t go because my youngest is not 10 yet. Yeah, that’s only in the country I’m living in. I think I’m gonna lie next time I try. So, yes, I’m planning to.

9) If you could be either a bird or a fish what would you choose? Oh Gawd, I really don’t know. Wait! A bird. An eagle! Something majestic. I prefer flying over swimming. On the other hand, my son asked me recently if I'd rather fly or run like Flash. What can I say? Both feet firmly on the ground, that's me. Well, kind of.

10) What fanfic trope would you most like to live? DK, coworker?

11) Westeros or Middle Earth? Sorry, @Rumaan, Middle Earth. J True fantasy over blatant manslaughter. Plus, the story is already finished. GM should hurry up, please.

And I'm adding her other tag into this:

I was tagged by rumaan, the unfatigable tagger

a – age: in my 40s and still kicking! b – biggest fear: my children dying  c – current time: 3:13 d – drinks you last had: white wine last night, coffee this morning e – easiest person to talk to: my mother and my girlfriend f – favorite song: I don’t have just one. Adele is always good to hear. And Snow Patrol. g – ghosts, are they real: YES, but I’ve never met one. h – heritage: German i – in love with: the fact that I must be superwoman: work, kids, husband, household, writing, reading, shall I go on? k – killed someone? What? NO! l – last time you cried? Yesterday. As cheesy as the book is, when Holly in Ahern’s “PS – I love you” realizes that life goes on without her late husband and how he helped her develop her new life. I’m a sucker for women fighting their way out. Before that: I can’t remember. m – middle name: A and it is the obvious one. n – number of siblings: two o – one wish: to get published, either with my thesis or an original book (which I have yet to write) p – person who you last called: my husband q – question you’re always asked: “Mama?” r – reason to smile: When my kids come home s – song last sang: Etta James – At last, but that is completely beyond me. I just can’t sing it well. I'm better with Adele. Or Texas. t – time you woke up: 06:45 u – underwear color: Purple pattern v – dream vacation destination: a lawn chair in the middle of a sunlit forest w – worst habit: eating/snacking when I’m stressed and tired x – x-rays you’ve had: Jaw, arm, legs, head, you name it, I probably had it. I had a bad accident once. y – your favorite food: Any pasta with a good sauce or a nice steak with side orders z – zodiac sign: leo 

I'm not tagging anyone. I know, it's against the "rules", not to pass this on properly, but with putting up three question posts at the same time, I don't want to overtax my friends. If you like the questions, you're welcome to make your own post with it.

[electonequeen]

GET TO KNOW ABC’S: MUN EDITION

tagged by: the lovely @calystegiaidol tagging: YOU, if you see this and want to do it. 

a .  age : 20 b .  birthplace :  buenos Aires c .  current  time :  8:32pm d .  drink  you  had  last :  coca-cola e .  easiest  person(s)  to  talk  to :  prob Jackie ( @ichinose-tokiya-desu​ ) lol  f .  favorite  song(s) :  i dont really have one?? i listen to whatever i’m in the mood for, but often forget to put music at all so yeah.. h .  horror  yes  or  horror  no :  depends. if you give me gore horror i’ll turn into a baby and scream probably, but i dont get that easily scared so horror is fine?? i guesss. i .  in  love ? :  let’s not... j .  jealous  of  people :  yeah i think it’s normal to be jealous of some people fsdbdjbf k .  killed  someone : oh yes def!!! of course not l .  love  at  first  sight  or  should  i  walk  by  again ? :  hmmm i don’t believe in love at first sight bc i never realise when i fall for someone until im in too deep lol but i guess it does happen to some people??? not sure m .  middle  name :  ew no way i hate it  n .  number  of  siblings :  one younger sister o .  one  wish :  to do what i want in life q .  question  you’re  always  asked :  “why did you drop uni?” “when are you getting a job?” “what are you doing with your life?” r .  reason(s)  to  smile :   friends and the good times i get to spend with them s .  song  you  sang  last :  high hopes by kodaline t .  top  3  fictional  characters :  from utapri bc im lazy to think of others: tokiya otoya and natsuki ( tomo doesn’t count bc its obvious that i love her duh ) u .  underwear  &  color :  like the type??? fdasjfdnsbf leave it at white ( top ) & black ( bottom ) v .  vacation :  i really really want to visit europe, especially italy  w .  when’s  your  birthday :  march 3rd x .  x - rays :  my teeth, back, neck, arm, chest... i got a bunch of x-rays done but all of those are old af y .  your  favorite  food :  sweets ( i die for cookies, cake & pastries ) and also chicken !! z .  zodiac  sign :  pisces

[cviperfan]

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A - Age: 30 B - Biggest fear: being stuck where i am forever because im equally terrified of changing C - Current time: 9:54 E - My Day Starts With: Jerking awake after like 3-5 hours of sleep if i have work because im paranoid about being late, or if i don’t have work, still waking up after 3-5 hours of sleep but then laying down for another hour or so before getting breakfast F - Favorite song: Right now I’m really big on the new Super Mario Odyssey song it just lends the whole thing this totally different energy and for the first time in a while I’m like actively excited for a Mario game G - Ghosts, are they real?: Probably???????? H - Hometown: Kansas City, MO J - Jealous of: People with motivation who draw like... every day?  How K - Killed someone: NO! ;) L - Last time you cried:  I don’t remember.  I feel just tired more than anything M - Middle name: pass N - Number of siblings: 1 younger sister O - One wish: a job i don’t hate that pays well Q - Question I’m Asked A Lot:  “Is there a bathroom on this floor?” R - Reasons to smile:  Cooking S - Song last sang: What’s Up by 4 Non-Blondes I dunno why this is all ironically appreciated it’s a good song without any qualifiers dangit T - Time you woke up: lmao like 7:50 or something idk U - Underwear color:  blue V - Vacation destination:  I’d love to go to Mexico, at least once W - Worst habit:  Ignoring obvious problems until they’re impossible to ignore or just resigning myself to the consequences X - X-rays you’ve had:  teeth, abdominal  Y - Your favorite food: oh hmmm.... mexican in general, cheesecake, pizza, barbeque Z - Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Tagging @vice-s-assistant, @gojira007, @magicalgirl-intraining, @len-plays and @retsuunohana!  Per the rules tagging @shortazn97 who tagged me!

[rokurou]

Tagged by @letmereachforthestars  and @spookyzelos Thank you!!! at lastttt

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I’ll tag peeps if they want it

A - Age: 25 (26 in a month or so)

B - Biggest fear: Abandonment (I think this one was kinda obvious but ye.. it’s one of my biggest fears if not the biggest) 

Heights; it happened when I was a child, it wasn’t something I remembered but it was certainly an experience and why I’m so terrified of heights, I nearly died because I was on one of those toy cars and happened to hop over the balcony and almost fell, if not for my sister I’d be dead. 

C - Current time: 11:25 pm

D - Drink you last had: Soda

E - Every day starts with: Talking with my bf 

F - Favorite song: A trillion years and one night

G - Ghosts, are they real? yes, that’s all you need to know.

H- Hometown: Canada BC 

J - Jealous of:  People getting close to people I like and/or care for

K - Killed someone: no

L - Last time you cried: uh.. I don’t remember

M - Middle name: Anne

N - Number of siblings: 2 older ones 

O - One wish: To be not so poor.? 

P - Person you last called my dad

Q - Questions you’re always asked:  “When are you gonna have kids?” 

R - Reasons to smile: my bf, my friends, pokemon, plush’s skies and rain.

S - Song last sang: I dunno

T - Time you woke up: 8/9 am

U - Underwear color: N/A 

V - Vacation destination:  Japan

W - Worst habit: Uh.. Biting my nails. 

X - X-rays you’ve had: one for my foot

Y - Your favorite food: chicken

Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 

[misplaced-in-generation]

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Tagged by @hugsandlove 😊😊 
a / age: 26
b / biggest fear: Dying
c / current time: 11:33AM
d / drink you had last: Coffee at Denny's
e / everyday starts with: Checking my phone & looking through the notifs & messages
f / favourite song: I’ll be obvious and say Back To You by Louis Tomlinson & Bebe Rexha
g/ ghosts are real?: Yup. I mean, yeah there’s so much evidence to support it.
h / hometown: Just outside of Toronto.
i / in love with: Movies, music, food haha
j / jealous of: People who have what I want but I’m too afraid or whatever to go after
k / killed someone: Ummm—haha kidding. Nope I have not.
l / last time you cried: I don’t know but it was probably because of a fic.
m / middle name: Lucrezia. Proper Italian.
n / number of siblings: Two
o / one wish: I cannot tell you!!
p / person you last called/texted: I texted in the group chat a few moments ago.
q / questions you’re always asked: “How do you type with those nails?” or “Why are you always on your phone?” (One Direction bullshit, man). Haha
r / reasons to smile: I don’t know, lots I guess.
s / song last sang: I don’t remember but it probably was one of the 1D boys solo songs because what else lol
t / time you woke up: Between 7:30 & 8:00 ugh
u / underwear colour: Black
v / vacation destination: I’d love to see California next
w / worst habit: Procrastination, worry, lack of confidence, do you have all day? Haha
x / xrays you have had: Chest, foot, probably more but I can’t remember
y / your favourite food: Pizza, burgers & fries, pasta. 
z / zodiac sign: Libra (and boy am I ever!!)

I’ll tag: @mynameispiaivy @justanotherawesomefangirl @tanyavetidee @katnap414

[blueskyheadleft010]

Analysis of Stevenbomb: Wanted

There be spoilers under the cut

Ok, so first off I want to say that I am very pleased with this strong narrative Season 5 has started with and am dying for the next episode(s) to come out even though we have none scheduled as of yet. (I swear to goodness it better not be an entire month before we get another episode I’ll be frothing at the mouth and dying by then).

I’ll go ahead and skip analyzing Stuck Together since it aired early and most of the internet has already seen it. Having said that, let’s proceed to The Trial.

While there’s a lot to say about this episode, I’ll try my best to summarize it as just WOW.

True to her word, Rebecca has done it again by giving the fandom exactly what it has been waiting for since Jailbreak Season 1. A meeting of the Diamonds with Steven acting as a key factor. To be honest, I was honestly surprised we were getting straight to the point with this episode, seeing how Steven just sorta decided to surrender at the last moment in I am my Mom, but I’m grateful the Crewniverse wastes no time throwing us into the hellfire of a 6,000-year-old grudge against Rose Quarts as we finally get to see exactly what roles the Diamonds play on Homeworld.

I absolutely adored Zircon in this scene; trying her best to be a good lawyer and losing her cool, and yeah I get the show’s ‘logic’ is supposed to for kids, but honestly her dialogue had me raising an eyebrow or two as she tried to state her case, and I think even Steven knew she was getting nowhere with her argument.

Speaking of that, the attitudes that the different Zircons and Pearls have towards their own kind ruled under different Diamonds was an interesting little bit of information that clearly shows gems don’t seem to find ‘compassion’ and ‘friendship at the top of their list; at least when it comes to other gems ruled under another Diamond. (I also loved how Y-Pearl typed her entry in, while B-Pearl drew pictures. :3)

Adding Lars in for the trial was an interesting touch that I think surprised just about everyone, seeing how up until now he hasn’t really been significant to the plot other than for comedic relief and furthering Steven’s own maturity. I like how he’s just sorta dragged around by the gems, yet is still allowed to do his own thing to an extent. (So long as he doesn’t interfere with whatever the gems are doing). Seeing how he helps keep Steven grounded and focused on the mission I think is what makes him an important plot piece in the episode, as otherwise I think Steven would be very overwhelmed without a direct goal in mind. (And that goal is saving Lars and getting out of there.)

Blue Zircon really makes her debut after the brief court recess, as she finally gets her act together after Steven provides her with some actual evidence, and completely turns the tables around as she goes as far as to accuse the Diamonds of sabotage based on the factual evidence and eye witness accounts.

Here’s something I found funny. Eyeball as a witness. She had no real reason to be there, and frankly made herself look even worse when she admitted Steven healed her during the trial. Why would a Diamond shatterer heal an enemy gem? ;) Still, it was a nice little touch the Crewniverse added for comedic effect and I loved it all the same.

I’ll wrap it up by saying that Yellow seemed pretty mad to be accused of treason, though I have my suspicions that she’s not the real culprit here, nor is Blue. (Though dang Blue’s emotion manipulating abilities are something to be afraid out.) It might be White, since she’s not been seen yet, and she may not even exist I’m just spit balling, or it might be a color switching/shapeshifting alien/gem? We’ve never seen before.

Point is, Rose is pretty much confirmed to not be the killer of Pink Diamond. I’d bet my two cents that she loved PD, and that Pink was actually trying to help humans. :O

Off Colors

Oh you sneaky writers, you ;)

I really like how the title not only foreshadows Lars’ death, but is also a slang term for ‘defect’ on Homeworld, which I never guessed either would be canon in my wildest dreams.

So, we basically meet 3 new gems (8/9/10 ½ ??? If you count the fusions and whatnot) and Lars becomes a hardcore hero who sacrifices himself to save his new friends.

I have to give props to Lars for doing what he did, seeing how he’d basically been a yellow-belly this entire time and only ran away from his problems. Honestly I expected him to do the same this time around, but when I watched him interact with the defects I realized that he saw something he’d never expected to see in those gems. Himself. And why is this significant?

Let me put this in perspective for ya,

Have you ever looked at an old photo of yourself doing something either embarrassing or something that reminds you of a darker time in your life and go, “If only I had a time machine and could go back and tell myself not to do ‘x’ or that life will get better if you just hang on a bit longer… Then life would be so much better for the both of us.” This is Lars seeing his past-self reflected in these, scared, defenseless gems, who have no one to help them.

So this is why Lars decides to become courageous and be the hero he’s always wished he could be but was too afraid to act, and goes ape sh*t on the robonoids because he knows he’s the only line of defense they’ve got.

So ya, needless to say I’m very proud of Lars for sticking up for himself and protecting the defects from Homeworld.

(Also A+ writing for the team thinking about Lars being ‘invisible’ to the Robonoid’s scanners and using that against them! It was amazing and heroic and alkjfhdgjkdhfjgkhfj!)

Lars’ Head

So a bit of a misleading title, but understandable given it’s hard to explain what’s just occurred in a few short words while simultaneously not spoiling the episode. (Even though everyone already knows that Lars is Pink Lion 2.0 from the previous episode).

So wow, again I never expected this to be a canon thing in the SUniverse.

I can’t really express the excitement I got when Lars was revived by Steven, the team discussing death (briefly and without literally saying that word ‘death’ just ‘away from life’), and Lars is PINK now. (And has what I assume is a BA permanent eye scar, along with the fact his ear lobes are probably stretched out forever now hahahaha sucks to be you Lars! ;D)

I think Lars accurately summed up everyone’s thoughts when he asked Steven “Am I a zombie now?!?” because let’s face it, yes Lars, you are in fact a very, very, magical pink zombie. J

So yeah, let’s talk about the defect gems for a second since I totes forgot about them in favor of paying attention to my Pink Son for a moment.

We’ve got the Twins of Rutile, Rhodonite, Flourite, and  Padparadscha Sapphire (Which I’m gonna call P-Sapphire for now).

The twins are rather interesting, as they seem to be the most level-headed of the team, as well as quite possibly two of the brighter gems in the group. I just really love how they don’t seem to be all that concerned about their appearance, and more concerned about the group, which really shows how compassionate they are in comparison to some of the other characters on the show which are way more hung up on their looks than caring for others.

Rhodonite wasn’t a major shocker for me, seeing how we’ve already been filled in about Garnet’s past, but it did raise some eyebrows about how two gems fused on Homeworld and weren’t shattered right away for doing so, just merely replaced. I think theirs’s a lot more to their story the Crewniverse didn’t have time to put in, but hopefully somewhere along the lines we’ll see her again and get to know more about the two of them.

Flourite is… Interesting. Besides the obvious fact that she looks like the Hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, her personality and combination of gems is so distinct from the others that it’s amazing she’s actually a stable fusion. I get the underlying theme is polyamory for her, but besides that it’s something else to see such a massive fusion remain so gentle and kind while not bickering between herself since she’s got like 6 or 8 gems… Sidenote: something interesting I wanted to point out was how slow Flourite talks when she’s speaking, and one can only assume that’s because of how many gems she’s comprised of, which is fascinating. It speaks volumes that the more gems involved in a fusion, the more time it seems to take to sync up thoughts and even actions, as demonstrated by Flourite’s behavior.

Lastly, P-Sapphire. A classic Rosalina appearance with a heart of gold. I’m really curious to know how the heck she survived this long and how she found this rag-tag misfit of gems since she can only predict the recent past, as she seems to constantly be stuck in her visions as demonstrated by her actions. Regardless, she’s still really cute and I love how eager and excited she is about everything, so hopefully we’ll get to see her character arc grow past just comedic relief.

Anyways, back to Lars. The fact that Lars is essentially a portal home is cool enough, but when Steven steps inside it’s shown he’s got his own tree in there too. So I get Rose can do plant stuff, which explains the tree on? in? Lars, but what I don’t understand is the portal power since it doesn’t seem to be connected to either of her abilities.

The fact Rebecca decided to leave the defects and Lars on Homeworld was a surprise, but an understandable one, not for the story’s sake, but because trying to fit Flourite through Lars’ hair would be a nightmare that I don’t think anyone would want to explain.

So Steven discovers he’s a necromancer and that Lion’s his undead slave pet, and then the gems and Connie and Greg all show up just in time to have a reunion and happy tears are shed. (And then Steven proceeds to eat everything in sight, prompting Greg to go out and buy the boy some more bread lol).

So much has been left out in the open, and I get the distinct feeling this is gonna be the least season for this show. L Still, I feel like everything’s gonna be amazing when we get the next episode, so for now I’m rather content. :D

[headedinamessidirection]

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I was tagged by @safferjax so thank you so much! <3

A) Age: 16

B) Biggest fear: Probably spiders

C) Current time: 4:59PM

D) Drink you last had: water

E) Every day starts with: my alarm clock but not anymore ig bc summer break has started so ayeee

F) Favourite song atm: Definitely ‘Say When’ by The Fray, but also been obsessed with Niall’s ‘On the loose’ lately, so like official audio where you at???

G) Ghosts, are they real?: Never given that much thought but ig I lean more towards no

H) Hometown?: Jacksonville

I) In love with: probably my bed man

J) Jealous of?: Urm I don’t know tbh

K) Killed Someone?: I think this answer is obvious y’all

L) Last time you cried: Like two days ago I believe

M) Middle name: Don’t have one rip

N) Number of siblings: Technically two half sisters but like no

O) One wish: Tbh, that my friendship with my best friend lasts ‘til our deaths pls and ty

P) Person you last called/texted: my best friend ayooo

Q) Questions you are always being asked: “How’s your hair so curly?”, “How tall are you?”

R) Reasons to smile: friends

S) Song last sung: Strip That Down

T) Time you woke up: Who knows man, I woke up pretty early, checked the time and was like lol no and then went back to sleep

U) Underwear colour: Pink

V) Verse from a song you like: 

Come close and then even closer We bring it in but we go no further We're seperate. Two ghosts in one mirror, no nearer Later on if it turns to chaos, hurricane coming all around us See the crack, pull it back from the window, you stay low

W) Worst habit: Procrastination’s a bitch

X) X-rays you’ve had: urm a couple, teeth, wrist, ankle and toe bc I’m a fucking klutz ayooo - technically never broke anything tho so ha

Y) Your favourite food: anything chocolate bruh

Z) Zodiac sign: Scorpio

I tag: @f1typebugattisport @ziamloveinslowmotion @chocobubblepanda and urrr @liamtunnelvision

Ofc only if you want to!