#not proof read i am too dang tired for it lol

[todaystarot]

Just like the fs pack too

I'm so done and tired with all these bs🙄

Especially all the people who's so obsessed with their fs this and fs that, when will he/she come? This month/year? What time and date?? And asking all that bullshit

Like bruh, stfu

How can people don't work their inner child, inner teen, inner trauma and love themselves until universe see you're ready and send your fs alignment ???

That's not how its work when you're obsessed and waiting for your fs to save you like a prince w a white horse saving you from the bad dragon like in disneyland😔

Oof I wrote such a long answer to this, but it got deleted because I got a like,, I am taking this as a sign to shorten my answer.

I honestly feel like your expression of this is unnecessarily mean, but I completely understand your frustration, especially if you are a reader.

I personally don’t really care too much future spouse readings either, because the only one I am interested in is mine lol. I do think it could be worse though.

Most people asking those questions are either bored or have already worked through major issues they were recently facing or battling.

You constantly learn and heal of course, but it’s okay if they wanna relax with learning about their future spouse.

I personally hate self, shadow and ‘how to heal’ - or something along those lines - readings because I can learn and go through my issues myself and usually people cannot read my energy properly either. Surely, there’s people who can relate to that in one way or another.

Considering everything though, you probably mean those obsessed ones who read future spouse pacs everyday right? And ask the same question several times to the point it’s unhealthy just to make sure everyone says the right answer.

To be fair with you, they most probably have an addictive personality.. meaning they get addicted to things easily. - though, you can work on this. I am not defending those who actively damage their health on purpose. -

In a community like this they were set up to fail.

Think about it, there’s a few type of tarot readers.

1 Those who genuinely adore and have an interest in tarot, understand it deeply due to studying it a lot or having experience.

2 Those who learned tarot not as a hobby but to gain money, but they are still very sincere and studied before opening a blog or youtube channel in order to not mislead anyone.

3 Overly sweet tarot readers, who exaggerate in order to gain people’s trust, but at the end they just want money.

4 Tarot readers who ‘keep it real’ but in reality fake asf bc they lie in your readings because their mentality effects their intuition

5 Tarot readers who really like tarot, but it’s not their calling bc they are gifted in something else.

All of these people post pick a cards, or at the very least answer free questions, host games and giveaways. Obviously, I am not judging, I am obviously a part of this community.

The thing is, since these people have an addictive personality they read any pac that sounds interesting regardless of whatever reader it might be from.. they might like it and read more for more dopamine hits, they might dislike it.. and then they can’t complain because of ‘if it doesn’t resonate leave it.’ Sometimes, it actually doesn’t resonate, and at other times the reader just let their intuition be effected by unrelated things. They can’t complain, because they will be viewed as toxic. Tarot is meant to be taken as a grain of salt after all.. it’s one of the “rules” of it. Besides, if they hate then the reader might get harassed, which is irresponsible and bad. They might block and move on with their day, or potentially go and read more pacs to try and hit more of that fleeting pleasure of dopamine. Then eventually, because of consuming too much things they will be confused on what’s accurate and what’s not. They no longer can pick a card, picture, crystal, figure or number. You get the gist. So they go on to ask questions in games, on blogs that answer questions for free and so on.

You know, what’s the kicker though?

They don’t realise that the future spouse they read about 6 months ago and today are different.. until they do. And their new addiction will be asking about them.

So, ultimately, this is a much more deeper issue than just “oh this motherfucker is annoying”.

That’s why I personally don’t want to be mean to them, I don’t want to judge them because even if they are slowly self sabotaging there’s much more to them that I don’t know. Besides, we can never truly know who is obsessed. Maybe it’s their first time asking, out of boredom.. to “test” intuitive people or because they are starting to be interested in tarot. Thousands of people, thousands of reasons.

No snow flake is the same shape.

So, yeah future spouse questions annoy the hell out of me too sometimes but everyone is a little bit like them. Some people are obsessed with career readings, financial readings, school readings, self readings, 18+ readings, spiritual gifts/dr readings, future self readings, inner child and so on… At the end of the day, we all have a preference.

At the end of the day, we can be oceans and skies apart but we are in the same community.

I do like your comparison to ‘waiting for a prince’. It reminded me of how Fiona waited for prince charming her whole life just to end up with Shrek. She was happier though, so that’s neat.

Either way, I am not disagreeing with you, I just like discussions.

[carpisuns]

maryssa please post all of your marichat hot takes i need them for health reasons

please handle these absolutely scalding takes with care, miss mcwizzy. dont want u to hurt urself. also there are a lot of them so double warning aljsfasjldf

Carpisuns's Hot Marichat Takes That No One Asked For

omg WAIT.... for once someone actually DID ask for them SLKJFDJ ok scratch that

Carpisuns's Super Hot Marichat Takes That, Surprisingly, Someone Did Actually Ask For!! (And Will Probably Regret Asking for as Soon as They Click the Read More djdjdkdm)

marichat tropes are not any more tired/cringey than tropes for any other side of the square. like, what is the real difference between “princess” and “my lady” or a balcony date and a rooftop date lol. they’re all cute and also all have the potential to be overdone fjlaksdlj

the bell is immovable :) zipper is just for show

“chat noir” and “marinette” are not their “true selves.” and “adrien” and “ladybug” are not false/inauthentic versions of themselves. they are themselves all the time, but like any human their behavior changes depending on the situation. there isn’t like a separate list of “chat noir” traits and “adrien” traits or “marinette” traits and “ladybug” traits—all of their traits belong to them at all times whether they are suited up or not, and they are more than just the sum of their parts. they tend to be pretty comfortable interacting as marichat NOT because “they can finally show the real them” but because they both already know each other in another dynamic and there are no crushes or past rejections adding any pressure or uneasiness

marichat is not inherently sexist. yes, adrien wants to protect marinette, but that's not sexism; that's called being a caring friend. and marinette giving comfort to chat noir is not automatically playing into sexist gender roles. that is also being a caring friend. like in any good relationship, there is a healthy give and take. they protect and support and comfort each other. this how it is on all the sides which is why the love square is so great!

on a related note, there is no unhealthy power dynamic between marinette and chat noir. he doesn't think he's better than her because he's a superhero and she's "just a civilian"; he values her intelligence, creativity, skill, talent, strength, and leadership and would never consider her weak or look down on her in any way. and i wouldn’t really consider either of them the “leader” in this dynamic. outside of an active akuma situation they’re on pretty equal ground and i mean what is the power dynamic of two friends chillin’ lol

they take turns being the big/little spoon C:

marinette is not mad that chat likes her as “perfect ladybug” and not as “weak, clumsy marinette.” she has moments of insecurity when she is stressed but in general she has a pretty strong self-esteem and does not seek out or depend on chat noir’s affection for validation

stanning marichat does not mean hating ladrien!! ladrien is a dang good ship and if u don’t like it it then there is something sadly lacking in your understanding/appreciation of the love square—including marichat. also you are depriving yourself of something truly wonderful :(((

same if u hate marichat. most people have a favorite side of the square and that’s a-okay! but i fail to see how you can be a love square stan or a stan of any one side if you don’t enjoy and support all the other sides as well ??

ok but seriously for the love of everything please stop commenting on ladrien fics/art just to say “ladrien sucks, marichat supremacy!!1!!” -_- fun fact that actually makes everyone hate marichat/marichat stans lol and as a marichat stan myself i find the association with that toxicity very exhausting and frustrating !!

marichat is a slowburn friends-to-lovers ship. so if there is no slowburn or u skip friends and go straight to lovers then that is a different dynamic than what is presented in the show. i mean you can call it marichat because it still involves marinette and chat noir but i would not consider it like Official Brand™️ marichat tbh. i don’t wanna sound gatekeepery but also. that is my hot take lol

they’re not sexy,, they’re just very stupid and soft. i am continually confused and frustrated by the fact that marichat is still branded the Sin Ship™️ when canonically they could barely look each other in the eye after doing the traditional cheek kiss greeting lmao

yes there is Bad marichat out there that plays into the things i talked about above but there is also a lot of Good marichat and it is really not that hard to find. so when people say “i like canon marichat but i hate fanon marichat” i just like. don’t really know what that means? lol. like, you hate...all fan-created marichat content ? i assume you just dislike the Sin Ship and the true selves trope and whatnot but there is a lot more than that ?? and it’s sad to see it all get lumped together with the not-so-great stuff and branded Bad Fanon: Do Not Eat lol

marichat cannot exist in isolation. its very existence depends on being part of the square. this might seem like a weird thing to state explicitly but i’ve seen people get mad that there was too much adrienette/ladynoir in a marichat fic and that it wasn’t really “marichat” and i mean….what? lol. because it’s a civilian/hero combo, you have to show how it affects ladynoir and adrienette. u cant just have marichat be dating and then pretend like the other sides of the square don’t exist ? flsjadjk

totally platonic marichat....godly

romantic marichat developed from platonic marichat.....also godly

they would eat dirt and it would be weirdly cute and i have proof

even if marinette and chat noir fell for each other, they'd never just forget OG crush over even fully "get over" them imo. adrien and ladybug will always hold a special place in their heart and they will always love them in some way!

there’s no such thing as post-reveal marichat. if they know each other’s identities then the dynamic has changed and the square has all been absorbed into like Adrienette 2.0 lol

and for the hottest take of all:

marichat good

thank you for your time. please take a goodie bag on the way out

[saltynemo]

Caught (Drabble 2)

(this gif is so adorable ^^)

WHATADO Everybody its your boi Nemo back at it again with another fanfiction. Since I had nothing to do and I had a burst of kinkiness, I decided to write smut. This took me 2 dang hours for some reason but enjoy. (I didn't proof read this properly, don't blame me its like really late)

Summary: Tyler gets horny thinking of Y/n and decides to relieve some tension; Y/n catches him in the act ;)

Type: Smut

Warnings: Lots of masturbation, teasing ??, Pov switching, I think that's it?

Requested?: Nopppeee

Word Count: 943

(My friend got sick of me always writing in the reader’s pov, so I switched it up and the beginning is in Tyler’s pov)

So without further a do, P-P-P-PLAY IT:

*TYLER'S POV*

I shift in my bed, slowly awakening from a dream I was in. I lied still for a moment, thinking of the fantasy. I open my eyes, letting dim light seep through the cracks in my eyelids. Looks pretty early outside..what time is it? I open my eyes fully, rubbing them gently to make the blurriness go away. I blink a few times, focusing on the flashing clock on my nightstand. 8:27. Why am I up so early?

My mind started to wander about the dream I had. Clips and images from the dream started to play in my mind, making me realize it was a sex dream about Y/n. A trim of the fantasy passed through my brain, making a burning sensation begin to arise in my pelvis. I bit my lip, containing my noises. I closed my eyes, thinking of the same image that flew through my mind just then. It reapeared, showing me and Y/n in a reverse cowgirl position, my thrusts deeply pistoning in and out of her. Just as last time, my loins gave a burst of pleasure, only stronger. I twitched my head to one side, screwing my eyes shut. I let out a soft whimper, feeling as if I couldnt hold it in anymore.

I gently turn my body, facing Y/n. I was greeted with my peaceful, sleeping girl. I smiled faintly, loving her relaxed look. I adjusted so I was lying on my back, staring at the ceiling fan. I watched the blades circle in  a counterclockwise motion, making more images flood in my mind. Clips of my fingers making figure 8s on Y/n's clit played through my brain, making my manhood ache in hunger. I groaned quietly, letting my eyes flutter and hands wander under my boxers. I squeezed my semi-erected cock, surprised at how hard it has gotten already. It didnt take long before it was fully hard; the clips of myself ramming into Y/n doggy style did the trick.

I slipped my hand around the waste band of my boxers and pulled them down, letting my dick spring free from my underwear. I began pumping my shaft slowly, watching beads of pre-cum ooze from the slit. Flashbacks of the dream slipped into the cracks of my mind, showing cum drip down from Y/n's chin. My cock twitched in my hand from excitement. I bit my lip to keep myself silent and quickened the pace on my dick, twisting my neck to the side. A flash of Y/n licking long strips of saliva from my neck with her tongue displayed in my head, making a burst of pleasure radiate through my body. My mouth hung open, my throat holding moans and groans hostage. I slid my hand up my shaft, squeezing the tip of my cock with the ends of my fingers. My core started to sturr with mixtures of pleasure, making my hand quicken in its pace.

I felt the bed move slightly, but I ignored it, thinking Y/n was just shifting in her sleep. I rubbed the end of my dick with my hand, twisting and rotating my palm, watching as I did so. I ran my other hand up my thighs and onto my stomach, letting some of my juices leave a trail of wetness. I started to slow down my hand, thinking I was quaking the bed too much. I held back as much as I could, teasing myself with such patience. I imagined myself gripping the bedframe in front of me, fucking Y/n at a rapid pace, making the whole bed shake; the thought made my hips suddenly thrust up, making my hand slide down my shaft and cover it in pre-cum. The feeling had my head spinning in circles, causing me lose my control. I began to pump my hand roughly, making the bed slightly shake. I could have cared less if Y/n was awak; it felt too good.

I was teetering on the edge of cumming, when suddenly I feel a hand grip my own, pulling it away from my cock. My heart skipped a beat, making me jump a little. "Why didnt you just tell me?" Y/n asks as she licks the pre-cum from my cock, making it twitch. I groan lowly, feeling my loins tingle in pleasure. I take both of my hands and wrapped it around Y/n's hair, holding it out of her face. I feel her lips make contact with the tip of my dick, swirling her tongue around it. "No time for teasing, princess-Im right on the edge" I warn, lightly putting pressure on the back of her head. She giggles, slowly lowering down onto my shaft.

*Y/N'S POV*

I giggle, slowly lowering myself down onto his cock. I hallow my cheeks and slack my jaw, letting him know he has full control over my mouth. "Damn, baby. You never dissapoint me" He praises, slowly starting to thrust into my mouth. He adjusted the grip he hand on my hair, tightening his clutch. He quicken his pistoning hips into my mouth, fucking my mouth faster. I could tell her was close. "I-im gonna c-cum!" He moaned, using one last, powerful thrust to release in my mouth. I began to bob my head, carrying him through his orgasm.

Once he came down from his high, I removed myself from his dick with a pop. I lied down next to him, finding myself surprisingly tired as him. We both panted in unison, turning our heads so we were looking at him. "Ill definitely tell you from now on" He says, chuckling.

(I tried lol)

[chaquismaliq]

Acoustic Adventures: Chaquis Maliq | Jan, You Wear Me.

So, you what went down in the month of January? Quite a few things. These adventures aren’t always planned and that’s what makes them an adventure.

Uber Adventures and Leaving a Gig

So, ya’ll know shyt happens, right? Well.... Here’s what happened in January. This fundraiser I was supposed to perform for (for like 4 hours or more) decided not to have parking passes available at their office or better yet even mail them out to the performers, to ensure that performers would be allowed entry to their dang performance spot. Yes, I reached out to pick one up from the office and they responded and then vanished prior to the event. Soooooo, on the day of the event, I am waiting for my Uber ride. This dude cancels the trip because he could;t figure out how to maneuver around the street closures for this marathon even, which I was performing in.  He was literally like 3 blocks away.

So, another Uber comes and get me. This guy’s anxiety was SO HIGH! He turned out to be an ex musician. So, he had some stories about being signed to Capitol Records just for them to right off his album for tax purposes and shelf his album. But he knows nothing about streaming royalties, mechanical royalties; etc as a producer and studio musician. He said he doesn’t receive royalties anymore. So, that’s when I hipped him to today’s time. LOL! Any way.... We tried to get an escort to get me into my spot. The cop that requested it for was nice. But then we got the A$$HOLE Cop that didn’t want to escort us to my spot. So, we’re driving around, and I tell the Uber driver to drop me “HERE”. “Here” was a not so bad walking distance for me to get to the spot. What does this guy do?! Keep driving, takes me further away, and then the other cop says he can’t let us in without the pass, and to drive pretty much to where I said, “HERE”. So, with the ride closed out. I said, “Just take me home. EFF this! I’m already tired and in pain. This isn’t worth the time or $. I did this event last year and I enjoyed cheering the people on. But I want to go home!” 

The Uber driver also wanted to give me a new DAW (Desktop Audio Workstation) for free. That was nice. LOL! This dude said to let him know and he’ll come by the next day. NUMBER 1! I DO NOT GET PICKED UP WHERE I ACTUALLY LIVE, EVER FROM UBER (And now Lyft soon neither one).

MLK Parade

I gotta say. This was my first time attending a Martin Luther King, Jr. Parade. I thought I had missed it. But I was able to catch the end of it. Which of course was MUSIC! I have more footage. I just didn’t get around to posting it. But I did make sure a posted at least one clip. Check it out below.

A video posted by Chaquis Maliq (@chaquismaliq) on Jan 16, 2017 at 11:32am PST

Private Birthday  Party at the Harbour Club

So, this was a last minute gig. Which was perfect, because it balanced out my shortage from the gig I left lol. But, I had gotten some performance royalties the day before too. No, it’s not a brag. I’m a musician full-time, so this is something another musician would need to know as well. I mean, what we would be the point of me blogging if I don’t mention certain things????

Any how. I had no idea who the gig was for. It was booked through a 3rd party site. I asked about logistics and I wasn’t informed that I didn’t need any sound equipment. But honestly. I do not sing loud in general. So, if the acoustics are very damp, that’s wear and tear on my vocals to make sure people can hear me. So, what happened is.....

A video posted by Chaquis Maliq (@chaquismaliq) on Jan 22, 2017 at 9:52am PST

I’m waiting for Uber in the M#@$@#$$%@# RAIN! With all of my gear. Yes! Guitar, amp, mic, mic stand, cajon; etc. Uber kept pinging, and not accepting the address I put in. My signal dropped to M#%W%^#%^#%^&#%^ 2G! What the heck is 2G, T-MOBILE?! What is is it?! You can’t do anything on 2G. I ended up calling a taxi company that  I had in my phone, hoping they could send someone. I waited for 30 minutes and no one showed up. And yes, it was still raining. I was soooooo worried. Yes, Anxiety was on like 10! I had no idea who this gig was for, and what would happen if I was late and more!

I finally get picked up after like 2 more calls. I get to the venue and then realized I left the mic stand in the taxi. I get upstairs and find out they didn’t want any amplification. 

ME: Do you not see all this equipment I just lugged in here?!

But it all turned out just fine. I was on time for their time. I got to eat some good food and fruit! There was a lot of pork on the menu, so I had the bear minimum of the menu, but that’s all I needed. The event turned out to be a brunch birthday celebration along with a celebration of a new book and graduation. Pretty cool, to witness such a great thing among your own. I did sing happy birthday in my own way on my guitar for the personal birthday cake, and sang a special “selection” at the end by request. And they even paid me a little extra. And I met a photographer that covered the event. She took some portrait of me by a cool window. Hmmmmm.... I need to look through my cards and find her for these photos, lol!

Sister Rosetta Tharpe Tribute

I was also asked to sing some gospel for the last gig I talked about, although it wasn't apart of the agreement. And my #1 inspiration popped up in my YouTube recommendations. 1 and only Sister Rosetta Tharpe. I was trying to figure out how I was going to do the #1WomanBand and read lyrics, so I wrote them on a large piece of paper, since I cannot scroll lyrics like I've seen some artists do. Any how, I didn't get the chance to sing any Gospel, but I did this since I saw Sis Rosetta again but in my Facebook feed, and of course it's RAINING in a lot of places. So, here's to some sincere vibes for #musicmonday. Enjoy! 

Video Accepted for Tiny Desk Contest 2017

After not being accepted for the Tiny Desk Concert in 2015 ( I had no idea lol). I was accepted this year. I think what happened the first time, is that I had promo at the end of the video. The funny thing about this contest is that, although they love watching the creative videos, it’s really about the music. The two that one the last 2 years, did not have creative videos. In fact the winner didn’t do anything extra for sound. Sound was as is, on the back of a loading dock.

This time I actually got behind the desk I have now. It was a challenge. But I think that's the point. HAHAHA! They are pretty crammed on NPR's Tiny Desk Concerts; behind desks. This time I performed my song, "Patience" off of my EP 'Resilience Eludes Death' http://smarturl.SpotifyChaquisMaliq. I was asked to perform this song earlier this year, by fans, for my debut on Your Carolina Morning Show, and I did another song instead. So, I believe I owe to the supporters to perform this song for the NPR TDC 2017. Enjoy! Thank you for your support!

I’m Trying to Get My Act(ing) Together

At the end of the month I had 2 auditions. None of them went as planned. Lol. There was another sista at each one of the auditions, so of course that made me feel better.

Audition 1 :

the sista said: "Fall in." I was like, can I glance at my role for a hot second (with my eyes). And she replied again, "Fall in". 😳😂 The second time around they kept me as the same character and switched out the other 2, but wanted us to have revolving positions. Yes, I'm the #1WomanBand but dang, I'm trying to keep up with the lines and rotate. Lol! Audition 2 :

I thought I was late. I guess there were different times or appoinments sent out. The sista was happy to see me 😍. (She took this photo too) They required sheet music. I had "Tell Me something Good", piano guy said: "Sing it a capella!" I made up a monologue as I was standing there off of a meme I saw on Facebook lol (Sista told me to make one up. Cuz I didn't have one.) Then came dancing. Let's just say I never survived a taebo video tape lol! ChaquisMaliq.com/Acting

That’s it for January! Than you so much for reading. I appreciate you!

- Chaquis Maliq 2.20.17 (I’ll proof another time)

@marcellouslovelace did the lovely portrait painting and I completed the background artwork for the cover art.

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