#not proof read i am too dang tired for it lol

[todaystarot]

Just like the fs pack too

I'm so done and tired with all these bs🙄

Especially all the people who's so obsessed with their fs this and fs that, when will he/she come? This month/year? What time and date?? And asking all that bullshit

Like bruh, stfu

How can people don't work their inner child, inner teen, inner trauma and love themselves until universe see you're ready and send your fs alignment ???

That's not how its work when you're obsessed and waiting for your fs to save you like a prince w a white horse saving you from the bad dragon like in disneyland😔

Oof I wrote such a long answer to this, but it got deleted because I got a like,, I am taking this as a sign to shorten my answer.

I honestly feel like your expression of this is unnecessarily mean, but I completely understand your frustration, especially if you are a reader.

I personally don’t really care too much future spouse readings either, because the only one I am interested in is mine lol. I do think it could be worse though.

Most people asking those questions are either bored or have already worked through major issues they were recently facing or battling.

You constantly learn and heal of course, but it’s okay if they wanna relax with learning about their future spouse.

I personally hate self, shadow and ‘how to heal’ - or something along those lines - readings because I can learn and go through my issues myself and usually people cannot read my energy properly either. Surely, there’s people who can relate to that in one way or another.

Considering everything though, you probably mean those obsessed ones who read future spouse pacs everyday right? And ask the same question several times to the point it’s unhealthy just to make sure everyone says the right answer.

To be fair with you, they most probably have an addictive personality.. meaning they get addicted to things easily. - though, you can work on this. I am not defending those who actively damage their health on purpose. -

In a community like this they were set up to fail.

Think about it, there’s a few type of tarot readers.

1 Those who genuinely adore and have an interest in tarot, understand it deeply due to studying it a lot or having experience.

2 Those who learned tarot not as a hobby but to gain money, but they are still very sincere and studied before opening a blog or youtube channel in order to not mislead anyone.

3 Overly sweet tarot readers, who exaggerate in order to gain people’s trust, but at the end they just want money.

4 Tarot readers who ‘keep it real’ but in reality fake asf bc they lie in your readings because their mentality effects their intuition

5 Tarot readers who really like tarot, but it’s not their calling bc they are gifted in something else.

All of these people post pick a cards, or at the very least answer free questions, host games and giveaways. Obviously, I am not judging, I am obviously a part of this community.

The thing is, since these people have an addictive personality they read any pac that sounds interesting regardless of whatever reader it might be from.. they might like it and read more for more dopamine hits, they might dislike it.. and then they can’t complain because of ‘if it doesn’t resonate leave it.’ Sometimes, it actually doesn’t resonate, and at other times the reader just let their intuition be effected by unrelated things. They can’t complain, because they will be viewed as toxic. Tarot is meant to be taken as a grain of salt after all.. it’s one of the “rules” of it. Besides, if they hate then the reader might get harassed, which is irresponsible and bad. They might block and move on with their day, or potentially go and read more pacs to try and hit more of that fleeting pleasure of dopamine. Then eventually, because of consuming too much things they will be confused on what’s accurate and what’s not. They no longer can pick a card, picture, crystal, figure or number. You get the gist. So they go on to ask questions in games, on blogs that answer questions for free and so on.

You know, what’s the kicker though?

They don’t realise that the future spouse they read about 6 months ago and today are different.. until they do. And their new addiction will be asking about them.

So, ultimately, this is a much more deeper issue than just “oh this motherfucker is annoying”.

That’s why I personally don’t want to be mean to them, I don’t want to judge them because even if they are slowly self sabotaging there’s much more to them that I don’t know. Besides, we can never truly know who is obsessed. Maybe it’s their first time asking, out of boredom.. to “test” intuitive people or because they are starting to be interested in tarot. Thousands of people, thousands of reasons.

No snow flake is the same shape.

So, yeah future spouse questions annoy the hell out of me too sometimes but everyone is a little bit like them. Some people are obsessed with career readings, financial readings, school readings, self readings, 18+ readings, spiritual gifts/dr readings, future self readings, inner child and so on… At the end of the day, we all have a preference.

At the end of the day, we can be oceans and skies apart but we are in the same community.

I do like your comparison to ‘waiting for a prince’. It reminded me of how Fiona waited for prince charming her whole life just to end up with Shrek. She was happier though, so that’s neat.

Either way, I am not disagreeing with you, I just like discussions.

[carpisuns]

maryssa please post all of your marichat hot takes i need them for health reasons

please handle these absolutely scalding takes with care, miss mcwizzy. dont want u to hurt urself. also there are a lot of them so double warning aljsfasjldf

Carpisuns's Hot Marichat Takes That No One Asked For

omg WAIT.... for once someone actually DID ask for them SLKJFDJ ok scratch that

Carpisuns's Super Hot Marichat Takes That, Surprisingly, Someone Did Actually Ask For!! (And Will Probably Regret Asking for as Soon as They Click the Read More djdjdkdm)

marichat tropes are not any more tired/cringey than tropes for any other side of the square. like, what is the real difference between “princess” and “my lady” or a balcony date and a rooftop date lol. they’re all cute and also all have the potential to be overdone fjlaksdlj

the bell is immovable :) zipper is just for show

“chat noir” and “marinette” are not their “true selves.” and “adrien” and “ladybug” are not false/inauthentic versions of themselves. they are themselves all the time, but like any human their behavior changes depending on the situation. there isn’t like a separate list of “chat noir” traits and “adrien” traits or “marinette” traits and “ladybug” traits—all of their traits belong to them at all times whether they are suited up or not, and they are more than just the sum of their parts. they tend to be pretty comfortable interacting as marichat NOT because “they can finally show the real them” but because they both already know each other in another dynamic and there are no crushes or past rejections adding any pressure or uneasiness

marichat is not inherently sexist. yes, adrien wants to protect marinette, but that's not sexism; that's called being a caring friend. and marinette giving comfort to chat noir is not automatically playing into sexist gender roles. that is also being a caring friend. like in any good relationship, there is a healthy give and take. they protect and support and comfort each other. this how it is on all the sides which is why the love square is so great!

on a related note, there is no unhealthy power dynamic between marinette and chat noir. he doesn't think he's better than her because he's a superhero and she's "just a civilian"; he values her intelligence, creativity, skill, talent, strength, and leadership and would never consider her weak or look down on her in any way. and i wouldn’t really consider either of them the “leader” in this dynamic. outside of an active akuma situation they’re on pretty equal ground and i mean what is the power dynamic of two friends chillin’ lol

they take turns being the big/little spoon C:

marinette is not mad that chat likes her as “perfect ladybug” and not as “weak, clumsy marinette.” she has moments of insecurity when she is stressed but in general she has a pretty strong self-esteem and does not seek out or depend on chat noir’s affection for validation

stanning marichat does not mean hating ladrien!! ladrien is a dang good ship and if u don’t like it it then there is something sadly lacking in your understanding/appreciation of the love square—including marichat. also you are depriving yourself of something truly wonderful :(((

same if u hate marichat. most people have a favorite side of the square and that’s a-okay! but i fail to see how you can be a love square stan or a stan of any one side if you don’t enjoy and support all the other sides as well ??

ok but seriously for the love of everything please stop commenting on ladrien fics/art just to say “ladrien sucks, marichat supremacy!!1!!” -_- fun fact that actually makes everyone hate marichat/marichat stans lol and as a marichat stan myself i find the association with that toxicity very exhausting and frustrating !!

marichat is a slowburn friends-to-lovers ship. so if there is no slowburn or u skip friends and go straight to lovers then that is a different dynamic than what is presented in the show. i mean you can call it marichat because it still involves marinette and chat noir but i would not consider it like Official Brand™️ marichat tbh. i don’t wanna sound gatekeepery but also. that is my hot take lol

they’re not sexy,, they’re just very stupid and soft. i am continually confused and frustrated by the fact that marichat is still branded the Sin Ship™️ when canonically they could barely look each other in the eye after doing the traditional cheek kiss greeting lmao

yes there is Bad marichat out there that plays into the things i talked about above but there is also a lot of Good marichat and it is really not that hard to find. so when people say “i like canon marichat but i hate fanon marichat” i just like. don’t really know what that means? lol. like, you hate...all fan-created marichat content ? i assume you just dislike the Sin Ship and the true selves trope and whatnot but there is a lot more than that ?? and it’s sad to see it all get lumped together with the not-so-great stuff and branded Bad Fanon: Do Not Eat lol

marichat cannot exist in isolation. its very existence depends on being part of the square. this might seem like a weird thing to state explicitly but i’ve seen people get mad that there was too much adrienette/ladynoir in a marichat fic and that it wasn’t really “marichat” and i mean….what? lol. because it’s a civilian/hero combo, you have to show how it affects ladynoir and adrienette. u cant just have marichat be dating and then pretend like the other sides of the square don’t exist ? flsjadjk

totally platonic marichat....godly

romantic marichat developed from platonic marichat.....also godly

they would eat dirt and it would be weirdly cute and i have proof

even if marinette and chat noir fell for each other, they'd never just forget OG crush over even fully "get over" them imo. adrien and ladybug will always hold a special place in their heart and they will always love them in some way!

there’s no such thing as post-reveal marichat. if they know each other’s identities then the dynamic has changed and the square has all been absorbed into like Adrienette 2.0 lol

and for the hottest take of all:

marichat good

thank you for your time. please take a goodie bag on the way out

[saltynemo]

Caught (Drabble 2)

(this gif is so adorable ^^)

WHATADO Everybody its your boi Nemo back at it again with another fanfiction. Since I had nothing to do and I had a burst of kinkiness, I decided to write smut. This took me 2 dang hours for some reason but enjoy. (I didn't proof read this properly, don't blame me its like really late)

Summary: Tyler gets horny thinking of Y/n and decides to relieve some tension; Y/n catches him in the act ;)

Type: Smut

Warnings: Lots of masturbation, teasing ??, Pov switching, I think that's it?

Requested?: Nopppeee

Word Count: 943

(My friend got sick of me always writing in the reader’s pov, so I switched it up and the beginning is in Tyler’s pov)

So without further a do, P-P-P-PLAY IT:

*TYLER'S POV*

I shift in my bed, slowly awakening from a dream I was in. I lied still for a moment, thinking of the fantasy. I open my eyes, letting dim light seep through the cracks in my eyelids. Looks pretty early outside..what time is it? I open my eyes fully, rubbing them gently to make the blurriness go away. I blink a few times, focusing on the flashing clock on my nightstand. 8:27. Why am I up so early?

My mind started to wander about the dream I had. Clips and images from the dream started to play in my mind, making me realize it was a sex dream about Y/n. A trim of the fantasy passed through my brain, making a burning sensation begin to arise in my pelvis. I bit my lip, containing my noises. I closed my eyes, thinking of the same image that flew through my mind just then. It reapeared, showing me and Y/n in a reverse cowgirl position, my thrusts deeply pistoning in and out of her. Just as last time, my loins gave a burst of pleasure, only stronger. I twitched my head to one side, screwing my eyes shut. I let out a soft whimper, feeling as if I couldnt hold it in anymore.

I gently turn my body, facing Y/n. I was greeted with my peaceful, sleeping girl. I smiled faintly, loving her relaxed look. I adjusted so I was lying on my back, staring at the ceiling fan. I watched the blades circle in  a counterclockwise motion, making more images flood in my mind. Clips of my fingers making figure 8s on Y/n's clit played through my brain, making my manhood ache in hunger. I groaned quietly, letting my eyes flutter and hands wander under my boxers. I squeezed my semi-erected cock, surprised at how hard it has gotten already. It didnt take long before it was fully hard; the clips of myself ramming into Y/n doggy style did the trick.

I slipped my hand around the waste band of my boxers and pulled them down, letting my dick spring free from my underwear. I began pumping my shaft slowly, watching beads of pre-cum ooze from the slit. Flashbacks of the dream slipped into the cracks of my mind, showing cum drip down from Y/n's chin. My cock twitched in my hand from excitement. I bit my lip to keep myself silent and quickened the pace on my dick, twisting my neck to the side. A flash of Y/n licking long strips of saliva from my neck with her tongue displayed in my head, making a burst of pleasure radiate through my body. My mouth hung open, my throat holding moans and groans hostage. I slid my hand up my shaft, squeezing the tip of my cock with the ends of my fingers. My core started to sturr with mixtures of pleasure, making my hand quicken in its pace.

I felt the bed move slightly, but I ignored it, thinking Y/n was just shifting in her sleep. I rubbed the end of my dick with my hand, twisting and rotating my palm, watching as I did so. I ran my other hand up my thighs and onto my stomach, letting some of my juices leave a trail of wetness. I started to slow down my hand, thinking I was quaking the bed too much. I held back as much as I could, teasing myself with such patience. I imagined myself gripping the bedframe in front of me, fucking Y/n at a rapid pace, making the whole bed shake; the thought made my hips suddenly thrust up, making my hand slide down my shaft and cover it in pre-cum. The feeling had my head spinning in circles, causing me lose my control. I began to pump my hand roughly, making the bed slightly shake. I could have cared less if Y/n was awak; it felt too good.

I was teetering on the edge of cumming, when suddenly I feel a hand grip my own, pulling it away from my cock. My heart skipped a beat, making me jump a little. "Why didnt you just tell me?" Y/n asks as she licks the pre-cum from my cock, making it twitch. I groan lowly, feeling my loins tingle in pleasure. I take both of my hands and wrapped it around Y/n's hair, holding it out of her face. I feel her lips make contact with the tip of my dick, swirling her tongue around it. "No time for teasing, princess-Im right on the edge" I warn, lightly putting pressure on the back of her head. She giggles, slowly lowering down onto my shaft.

*Y/N'S POV*

I giggle, slowly lowering myself down onto his cock. I hallow my cheeks and slack my jaw, letting him know he has full control over my mouth. "Damn, baby. You never dissapoint me" He praises, slowly starting to thrust into my mouth. He adjusted the grip he hand on my hair, tightening his clutch. He quicken his pistoning hips into my mouth, fucking my mouth faster. I could tell her was close. "I-im gonna c-cum!" He moaned, using one last, powerful thrust to release in my mouth. I began to bob my head, carrying him through his orgasm.

Once he came down from his high, I removed myself from his dick with a pop. I lied down next to him, finding myself surprisingly tired as him. We both panted in unison, turning our heads so we were looking at him. "Ill definitely tell you from now on" He says, chuckling.

(I tried lol)