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#not meant as h*rny
punkeropercyjackson · 6 months
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We them boys or some shit idk(Percy is a girl though)
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telestoapologist · 1 year
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holy shit god damn fuck xivu literally moaning "aiat. aiat." in that sweet, breathless sort of way
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abigail · 2 years
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seeing pedro pascal as joel miller being violent,.,…. please look away I am experiencing .
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fatestouch · 1 year
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@soraeia
…..>:c i like his face and it makes me angry
ehe, that means i did my job right :3
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strulovitches · 7 months
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first move (?)
cbf!lance x f!reader
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summary : basically you and lance are childhood best friends and one day when he was sitting spread eagle it makes you h*rny and some suggestive stuff ensues.
a/n : inspired by lance sitting spread eagle in that one video. you know which vid i’m talking about. this has been in my notes for so long and it really isn’t written very well but i just thought i should put this out there in case anyone would enjoy it lmao. so,,,, if you’re a lance enjoyer,,,, have fun!
you locked your phone, staring at your reflection as the screen turned dark. qualifying had just finished about half an hour ago and from where you were standing in lance’s motorhome you could still hear the distant cheers outside, undoubtedly celebrating a rare occasion where pole position was a car that wasn’t a red bull. lance had invited you to this race, just like all the other dozens of times you have attended a grand prix weekend. the relationship you have with lance is kind of cute, both of your fathers were long-time friends which meant that you knew lance ever since he was a little boy racing go-karts around montreal. growing up together, you were there when he first won his go-kart championship and he was there to comfort you when you first failed your maths test. a childhood best friends trope at its finest.
more than a decade has passed which has seen both you and lance grow to become a man and a woman. you thought about how lance was no longer a scrawny boy with a bowl haircut. he grew to be a handsome young man, his job requiring him to train religiously and as a result gain muscle. his skinny arms, ones which you used to compare with chicken legs grew thicker, his chest wider, and he soon towered over you. throughout these past few years, you always found yourself staring at his shirtless torso a bit too long during both of your family’s annual yacht trips together. you wanted to cup his face in your hands and at the same time his broad back made you wonder what it would feel like your dig your nails into it. you chastised yourself, how could you have thoughts like that about your childhood best friend? despite that, you weren’t oblivious to the glances lance would give you as well. lance too, noticed your physical changes.
his cheeky teases turned into flirtations and once innocent hugs lingered a bit longer as you both savoured being held by each other. so were both you and lance sort of pining for each other? well, yes. has anyone made a first move? nope. (but maybe that’s going to change now)
lance walked in plopping down on the couch with a huff. his legs were spread and arms on the couch rest throwing his head back
you felt like you were in a trance. your eyes trained on his neck watching his adam’s apple bob trying to catch his breath from his sprint. the sweat on his face was dripping on to the towel he had on his neck. he was always so sweaty after sessions in the car for some reason. your gaze trailed down his body seeing how his fireproofs perfectly hugged his biceps, chest and torso. the longer you stared at his thighs made thoughts made your mind wander about what was beneath his pants. slowly, you felt your face flush. the heat pooling in your stomach was starting to intensify the longer you spent gazing at him.
you broke your trance to find a pair of cheeky brown eyes already staring back. a stupid cocky smirk plastered on his stupid handsome face. obviously, you’ve been caught checking him out.
‘like what you see?’ and so, the teasing game begins
you give him a once over again, trying to sound nonchalant. ‘definitely’ you paused. ‘close your legs before i do something stupid’ you continued, fumbling with your phone to calm down your racing heart.
he let out a laugh. ‘i’m intrigued now. come on, nothing will be too stupid.’ you hear him persuade.
moments pass. were you really going to be the first one to make a move?
fuck it. you placed your phone on the table and walked towards him, never breaking eye contact. stopping in between his legs you gaze down at him. he still has that stupid smile on his face.
staring into his eyes, you slowly start to kneel. your hands place themselves on his knees as you feel the plush carpet underneath your knees. you could see his eyes turn dark and his smile falter. his relaxed posture becomes apprehensive, slowly sitting up at this turn of events. you smile as your hands slide up his legs and place your cheek on his thigh, lips dangerously close to somewhere he would rather them be. clearly, there’s no need to explain what something stupid is.
‘happy now stroll?’ you lilt, seeing his jaw clench at your precarious position.
‘no, show me what you’ve got’ he continues.
giving him your best doe eyes, you bring your lips to the canadian flag printed on the navel of his racing suit. hands still on his thighs, you start kissing each letter of his name printed. you could feel your chin brushing against his crotch every time you shift.
‘how about now?’ you tilt your head looking up at him.
he doesn’t look too happy when he cups your jaw with his hand. ‘teasing isn’t nice you know.’ he says, brushing your bottom lip with his thumb.
you catch his thumb between your teeth as you give it a lick. a teasing glint appears in your eyes, opening your mouth to release his thumb. ‘then don’t start’ you finish, pushing his legs wider as you use the momentum to stand up as you move to amble away.
what a fucking temptress. he curses in his mind. ‘1-0 stroll! it’s your turn to make a move!’ he hears you yell out. just you wait baby, just you wait.
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soraviie · 2 years
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they're a homewrecker.txt
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━ type: bts x f! reader ━ navigation ━ pictures taken from Pinterest
━ about: fluff, angst, a bit smutty, way too h*rny in the descriptions, non-idol! au so keep that in mind
━ a/n: discusses themes of cheating, broken and unhappy relationships and seduction so switch off your moral compasses, it's not a red flag if you're colourblind
━ previously posted on soraviii
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NAMJOON: Life is a peculiar type of mundane at "Borges" and though at times Namjoon is strangely content, other times he's ripping his hair from the scalp just to feel something. So when he finally gets a co-worker, he's over the moon already. He doesn't care if it's an old lady or a guy fresh out of high school. He'll take anyone to help, to wander the narrow shelves of this overrun bookstore. And then it's you.
You
And he's a goner.
Every day he's a goner.
Because for the first time he can talk about things he likes and is not told to shut up. And in his defence, he only discovers you have a partner when he's too far gone. The paper around the flowers rustles as he clutches the tulips nervously - ready to finally ask. And then the bell rings above the doors and you turn around, greeting the stranger.
"Hello, love."
He swiftly hides the flowers behind his back, pretending to be thoroughly immersed in the book registry as you kiss the stranger on the cheek. And that kiss shatters his heart into shards that still bleed.
The way your partner's eyes glint, he knows they know. Know of this ugly thing Namjoon has been unknowingly harbouring, a rotten seed with no flowers, no fruits. But you don't look happy and he knows your happiness - you are one when you're with him.
"You never told me you're dating," he lightly remarks, fingers running along the printed QR codes meant to take the scanner to the bookstore's website. It's been a sleepless, dreadful night. His skin had burned as though fevered but he was not sick. Not physically at least.
"It's not...something I like to share," you reply and there's that wrinkle between your brows. He wants to kiss it away.
You're unloved, plainly so.
And it's all unfair.
It's not in Namjoon's nature to be unfair, cruel even and malicious but his skin is burning and he mutters faint apologies in the wind.
But your partner should have appreciated a good thing when they had one.
It's hard to resist Namjoon already as it is, you find out, but you promised. Or at least you think you had. You don't know what your "love" is doing all you know is that this is becoming ridiculous. Why you haven't broken up yet is beyond a mystery, perhaps because they were the first one ever to ask or perhaps to not disappoint your parents. But that promise, all reasons are wearing thin because of Namjoon.
You sigh, partly dreamily, partly heavy. You don't know who made him, who created a man so fine, but you want to curse them and whatever fate sent you his way. This was a cruel test of your morality. And it doesn't help that he seems to goad you further. His sharp and angled eyes previously so captivated by books now are drawing webs around you like a spider. And so you sigh once more. This is wrong.
If only that would wash this away.
With strong arms, sly looks and obstinate determination, he commits to sin. Woos you in every way he can, knows how to. Flowers, poems, walks back home along the river, coffee dates, praise and oftentimes giving you this look. Sitting with legs sprawled across the sofa, tan skin glowing in the sun, he gives you this look, the one that says you can have it all if you just take it. But taking is wrong. Taking is bad.
But who will tell Namjoon that when he's committed?
He stands right beside you, towering tall and sort of feverish, in the small space you can feel the heat of his body practically sweltering. It's really hard to breathe, let alone think.
"We uh...got a new shipment of uh...Octavia Butler, we should," he takes a step closer while you take one away, your back hitting against the bookshelf. You can't think at all and he leans down to ghost his lips across yours. Please let this be a dream, a nightmare anything.
"You can't," it falls broken from your mouth.
"I shouldn't," he corrects. "Doesn't mean I can't. That I won't."
He's so passionate like fire almost, enveloping you whole as he pushes you up the bookshelf. Books fall as it rattles but neither of you care.
"This is wrong," you try to object but it's too faint to be of any sort of argument. He's kissing your neck and for the first time in any relationship, you hum with life as his fingers trail over your bottom lip, prying it open so he could kiss you once more. Drown you into himself.
"Maybe," he murmurs, wrapping one arm around your waist and pushing you closer, already impossible given how he's everywhere. There's not an inch not burning, not kissed and adored. "But you should be treated better than that. So let me show you better."
YOONGI: Never had anyone known Yoongi to be partial to injustice. To save a tiresomely long monologue they would say, in frank, like Yoongi himself would, he tried to not be a dick. For most of his life, he thought that those walking brainrots weaselling their way into someone else's relationship were nothing but worms, maggots feasting on someone else's gain because they could get nothing done by themselves but now...
After you...
Everything has changed.
Or well perhaps Yoongi himself was secretly a maggot, who knows. He didn't as he was doing things now he never thought he would.
"You lost, kitten?" he rasps, leaning against the wall. Already by your face, he knows you can tell he's up to no good. It's what you had - a mutual understanding. And a mutual flight of stairs to be shared in sickness and in health.
"Turn your music down," you say with a smile that clearly wants to kill him. He says if you want to kill him, go ahead but at least kiss him first.
"Come in here and turn it down yourself."
He actually absolutely loathes the shit that he's been saying. It's right down disgusting to himself as he's never untoward, merely teasing for now. He remembers coming to this very flight of stairs late at night only to find you crying. He doesn't know how many people walked past but you had merely scooched to the side, expecting him to go about his business like you were a ghost. No, less than that - nothing at all.
"Why are you crying?" it was perhaps a dumb thing to ask but one straight to the point. You were surprised by him noticing you but grateful. And at that moment his heart pulsed with pain. No one should be grateful for the bare minimum.
"You ever think you're losing your life right in front of yours?"
"All the time," he replied. "But I'm a depressed bastard. Why do you feel that way?"
"I don't know. I just feel like I could do more... I want to write...but publishers and then my partner says who cares...and maybe no one does."
The sentences make little sense to Yoongi but nevertheless, he understands that no one has talked to you for a very long time. It's gushing out of you like a river unbound.
"Hey, I care," he interjects.
"But you're a stranger!"
"Can strangers not care?"
And for a second Yoongi thought he thought he found a kindred soul in the eyes staring up at him only then the doors to your apartment open and a head pops through, snaps at you to come inside and stop talking to weird strangers.
Yoongi never liked his neighbours, but he began to loathe this one.
"And step inside your man cave?" you scoff. "No, thank you. You've probably got cockroaches crawling all over that place."
He ignores the low-hanging fruit involving the word cock. Alas, he hadn't fallen that down his morals to make lame jokes.
"It's perfectly clean, doll. Both my apartment and me."
"Well, it also should be quiet," you dryly remark. He loves when you do that. But he loves everything about you. Sometimes he thinks he's crazy. Just yesterday he had to stop himself from spraying your perfume bottle whose tester he found at the store just to have some semblance of what would it feel like to be with you. Your perfume mixing in with his clothes. Your shampoo in his towels.
"My head hurts."
He doesn't need to be told twice to turn it down.
He doesn't know what to do. How do homewreckers operate? Is there a plan to it? Or is it their wily charms? Yoongi never knew how to be charming, he just was and sometimes people liked it. All he knows he wants to care for you.
When he finds you inevitably crying again, this time over torn papers, he doesn't say anything just takes you by the hand and leads you into his apartment.
"I'll make some food," is all he says as you sit, unsure, by his kitchen table.
"You have books..." you rasp, voice a splintered gravel. Clearly having wept for a long time.
"Did you think I couldn't read?" he chuckles lightly.
"A bit. I thought you were in a gang."
He laughs some more.
"You're a judgmental little one, aren't you?"
But Yoongi's apartment indeed is clean, well furnished and even homey, you would say. He is a strange man. One you were fancying quite a lot to the point that for some reason the latest character, simultaneously both the villain and the hero, begins to bear too much resemblance to your music loving neighbour.
"What are you writing there?" he points with the laddle at the torn paper.
"It's just a...silly old story," automatically, you defend. Lounging around constantly writing was in no way a respectable career, one neither your parents, your partner or their parents supported. In fact, they tore it down to the point where you had no place to write, certainly not in the comfort of your own home.
"May I read it?"
If any one of you should venture a guess, this was the breaking point. Personally, Yoongi doesn't care if he's a homewrecker, home destroyed, home burner, anything to get you out of there. With him, you bloom like a flower in the spring. The book, a tragic crime novel, is the best he's ever read as he works together with you, draft after draft, and it's nearly finished. It's a stable routine now - he offers his heart, his own home, his mind for you to work, to bloom in peace. And it's almost like you're his girlfriend. Your shampoo is on his pillow, your perfume on his clothes, and your cunt squeezes him tight as he pounds into you so hard, this very kitchen table is giving it all to not break.
"You're so beautiful," he groans, pulling you by the hair closer, impossibly closer as you moan into the chilly air. Even now he wants more of you. He wants to be yours. But he can't. So for now he pulls you closer. Closer, closer, closer. So close you can't leave.
He can't sink his teeth into your neck, can't leave any marks of what transpires but he can drip his every thought like honey down your body.
"So pretty, so perfect, want to see you scream, baby."
And he no longers cares if it's wrong or right at all. He has to be with you otherwise there will be a part of him that will never recover. Perhaps it's crazy but it's the truth.
JIN: It's not exactly what Jin intended. Neither his feelings, neither your status, nor you being unappreciated bugging him so. He'd known you for a while but it's not the fact of when or how this started that he's invested in. No, all he really needs to know is what to do further. Pursuing someone in a committed relationship was certainly no badge of honour but neither is leaving them to wilt away before everyone's eyes. Neither is to choke on his own feelings to preserve honour. Either way, he'll lose something and he'd rather lose some of his reputation than lose happiness altogether.
Jin is beautiful but he's also nice. He's polite. He's not stuck up. He's gentle.
And he's single and you're not so it shouldn't be a thought in your head but you can't shake it altogether. It's an event, high-brow and boring and Jin is sitting quietly in his seat, gaze glazed and distant but then your eyes meet and his lips bloom into a soft smile. He adjusts his glasses and a sense of mutual understanding is established. You could make a conversation with him only with eyes.
"Man, this sucks," says he.
"You're going to stay there in the corner for the whole night?" you ask, pointing the glass at his figure.
"It's safe here. What about you? Where's your other burden?"
The burden is described as a faint circle drawn by a finger and an annoyed scowl. You laugh. You shouldn't this is your partner after all but you laugh because it's the truth.
"Not here."
Something about that drives Jin to walk. He doesn't particularly feel bad as he already decided that this is what he was going to do. He sits beside you.
"I wouldn't leave a beauty like you alone not a single day," he remarks as you slide your chair to give him space.
You flush.
"Well, of course, you can't leave yourself," you deflect and he laughs.
"Have you tried the roasted duck?"
"No. I need to...fit into these outfits."
He frowns.
"As a doctor, it's my duty to tell you it's an absolute horseshit."
He shouldn't make cursing this hot but he does.
"I'll fetch you a portion, just sit here."
The next time you meet him it's at the club, a party of one of the mutual friends and you thought he'd be situated at the corner once more, given his proclivity for introverted nature but unfortunately for you, he's not. Rather he's in front of you, hands on your waist both of you moving to the rhythm if a little uncoordinated. This is an entirely new side of the usually light-hearted doctor. The dance is almost the joke but not the way he's looking at you, softly with a smile but also with some spark of want. The way his eyebrows lift slightly, the way he tracks your movements, receiving your every laugh with the same enthusiasm you exuded. It's like a shared joke or a harmless game. But it's not harmless. You've got to return home not to Jin but to someone else.
You manage to get away but it leaves you cold. No joke to be had, except falling for a man while in a relationship. But to break it off you'd have to have enough time with your "honey", your bitter, bitter "honey". Who also makes you bitter.
"Hey, ____________, what are you doing here?" Jin questions, rushing over. Apparently, it was an unspoken rule if there's a friend in a family whose a doctor at a local clinic you have to bother him. Though this was an entirely different story, not one involving twisted ankles and whatnot.
"May I talk to you? Privately?" it's not exactly inconspicuous the way nurses stare at you.
"Of course," he agrees, leading to his office. "Did you acquire a booboo good doctor needs to make better?" he jokes but that spark is there.
"Tell me you hate me or that I'm a skank, a vile, repulsive person."
"I will not be saying that now or ever," he states sternly. Sterness is not a quality often seen on him but it's too damn attractive either way.
"I like you."
"Wonderful, I like you too."
"I'm in a relationship!"
"Dump them."
"What?"
He draws a deep breath.
"I've been in love with you quite a while, so I can't stand here and say you're bad for liking me when that's what I've been dreaming of. What I can stand here and say is...dump them. Not even for me but for yourself. You deserve so much more, so, so much more of everything and not these scraps you're being tossed. Do better for yourself."
"Would you still accept me?"
"_____________, darling, if not for our situation, I'd have you all over this office, time and time and again. On all birthdays and Wednesdays, when you feel lonely and when you feel like the most attractive person in the world. I want you now, I want you tomorrow and I wanted you yesterday, for all that you are, will be and fear to become."
Your breath shudders.
"I know it's not right but neither is seeing you wither away."
HOSEOK: You feel yourself on the verge of exhausted tears. You're not sad per se but just tired. And he stands there like a promise you desperately want to make. Make and keep. But you're yanked away before you can do any of that.
Fuck, if apples looked anything like Jung Hoseok you'd too eat from the forbidden tree.
You can't even breathe around him sometimes, it's like a crush but also falling towards a glowing diamond cliff at breakneck speeds. And perhaps you shouldn't but it only makes him so much hotter when he's cursing out your partner. For being low, for being despicable, manipulative trash and all those little thoughts and resentments you feared to speak out loud find a voice in him.
It's almost funny how his brows slant, the sheer death in his eyes as he glares at your partner when spotting you with your nose down, shrinking into the corner and the way he's with you, like he couldn't hurt a fly - all smiles and dimples and gentleness. He wants better for you, he wants you to be better but for yourself. You'd never met anyone who wanted you to improve this bad and who believed you could.
Hoseok personally didn't even comprehend what he was doing. Every time he met that trash of a human he not only saw red, he became red. Never before he thought he would spit so heinously at anyone but something in the cruelty towards someone he held most dear drove him straight unhinged.
He splashes his face with cold water and looks into the mirror.
"What are you doing?" he asks himself. "You know what you are, right?"
But a home can't be a place where you're made miserable. Home is comfort. And with that thought in mind, Hoseok swears to himself he'll make you a home somewhere just not with that motherfucker.
"Thank you for all of this," you bid him quietly, in half-lidded gratitude and he waves you off.
"You deserve the world."
"Oh, this, this area is charming," he points at your collarbones, on yet another getaway. This time on shopping for summer. He says he needed to get things as well. Things can be time with you well spent. Any time was well spent if you were away from that motherfucl-
"My collarbones?" you ask with blush and he swallows. Everything about you makes him teem with this sound almost. It makes him go, go, go. Whenever, wherever but to you in the end.
"Of course. But then again every area of you is charming." He has to turn away to hide the blush of his own but he's glad he said it, it's the truth.
It's all a bit of a happy blur and then fueled by alcohol he stops dreaming and starts doing. And your lips taste of club soda and heaven and personally the petty, sharp and terribly jealous part of himself is very gleeful at your stupid's partner's face as he watches their partner be properly kissed in front of everyone. He has half the mind to not start ripping your clothes off right there and then.
Unfortunately, he's shoved off you before he can, crazy or sane.
"You think I'm going to stand here as you grope my partner?"
"Don't fucking stand!" Hoseok snarls back, becoming red as he always had. "Sit down! You know where else you'll be sitting? At my fucking wedding reception when I marry this angel, you motherfu-!"
Before he can brave the fist flying his direction, it's stopped by a slap so hard it resounds throughout the club. Quite the achievement.
"Piss off," you yell back and Hoseok has never felt such pride. "We're done!"
Seeing the insane dedication in both of your eyes, they leave with a "whore" under breath but no one graces that remark.
"Hoseok," you begin, out of breath. "You're- hmph!"
He spins you by the waist and almost devours you whole. No waiting. No yearning. All mine, he thinks.
"You're home now," he whispers, gasping a short breath and then plunging once again.
JIMIN: Is staying strong even an option when this siren is coming after you? All sly eyes and knowing smiles he cares not that you should be with someone else. Worse of all he cares not even for the chase or the thrill but only for your happiness. And he makes you happy though you hate him so. How dare he make you feel all these things? How dare he be both an angel and the devil that sits on your shoulders all day long whispering praises and invitations.
You can all but scream into the pillow to relieve some frustration. Jimin screams as well, at least the good side of him but the little monster at first small and timid, purring away like a demure kitten, is practically yowling in happiness. It doesn't give a single shit it makes him chase after a nearly married person, it doesn't give a single shit at all, it wants and it'll have what it wants.
"You're crazy, you've gone mad," he scolds himself, tossing and turning in bed. But that doesn't stop him in the slightest, not his hand inching down with images of you streaming behind his eyes and neither does it stop any of what happens after.
He takes off his sunglasses, greets you in the middle of the stairs and leans down, your lips right against his.
"Hello, I've missed you," he smirks and your breath hitches which only makes him practically purr. If there's one thing he knows how to do it's to put on a show.
You clutch the water bottle, sweating like a sinner at a church. All around him there are whispers of how they want him, everyone wants him, fuck, it doesn't matter who you are, how strong you think you are, Park Jimin will ruin you. Why else were you here? What did you lose at a dance performance? Except for your sanity and the dryness of your underwear. Which would be fine, to be a nameless horny figure in the crowd such as this only meant to fit in, but he singles you out like a hawk. After every spin, every move, his eyes find yours and he's challenging you - to look away, to be morally pure and do the right thing that you always insisted you should do. But you can't. Siren's song has captured your ears and you can only listen to it from now on.
He says he's feeling shy to the cheering audience as that long, pointed tongue darts to wet his lips all while maintaining unbroken eye contact.
At this moment, Jimin, ludicrous and dazed and burning with want, thinks it's not that bad in retrospect to let monsters win sometimes.
And then he points that long tongue, the chief object of your dreams and terror right in between two fingers whilst scrutinizing your very soul. It should be lewd, obscene, you should scoff at such a display but you can't help but to imagine and imagine, and sink deeper and deeper into his bloodless claws.
"Came to congratulate me?" he's for some reason beckoning you to enter deeper into the empty backstage as all the other performers had already left. Jacket sparkling, leather pants pressing tightly against the muscled legs.
"You're evil," you whisper, worn to the last thread. He's been driving you crazy without a sense of remorse for so long you don't even know what to do with him.
"No, babe, just cunning," he replied with a sharp smirk, twirling around you. "All's fair in love and war, ever heard that?"
"You don't love me."
"I love you, I love you, I love you," immediately he smiles, punctuating each word with a kiss laid haphazardly over your face, quite intentionally evading your mouth.
"I'm soon to be married."
"With some loser you don't even like," he scowls without trouble. "Choose me, have love, all night and day."
"I'll leave," you threaten, baselessly, there has never been such an empty threat in the existence. You had an ultimatum return home at once or don't and be a free person once more.
"Bold of you to assume, I'll let you," he smirks and spins you right into his arms.
"If you feel bad about being...excited for me," he tightens his grip, letting your head rest on his shoulder. "Know that I'm very, very excited for you as well."
He plays with the end of your shirt and that already makes your blood reach boiling point.
"I'm really quite sorry for being so ruthless with you, honey," he whispers, biting lightly on your neck. "And soon you'll get to know a softer side of me as well but really I couldn't let you get away."
TAEHYUNG: If watching anyone else's life, you'd almost think it was comedy. Sitting in a park, arguing with your partner as one does, having a very handsome stranger approach your bench and exclaim with a disarming smile:
"Break up! I want," he extends a colour-stained finger towards you. "You."
It's like he's not even real, more of a character from a movie. He sits and paints in the park every day, not always even talking with you but always acknowledging you with a warm smile. One day, out of the same breed of curiosity that killed the cat, you sneak up on him to take a peek at what he's working on, expecting a detailed painting of the nature around him but on the canvas there sit only squiggles.
"Eyy, I can sneak up on you too," he drawls with that friendly, misleadingly envious face. "I'll try it next time."
"Why draw squiggles?" you ask, thoroughly perplexed. Everything about this guy is just weird.
"It's art," he defends. "Art is interpretation." then:
"Did you break up with that tightie whitie? I'm getting impatient, darling."
You opened your mouth to send him over the hills but somehow it ends with you exchanging phone numbers.
"Thinking of you xxx," says he underneath a selfie with his dog as you tuck yourself in, your partner thankfully nowhere in sight. You didn't know where they were these days.
"Goodnight. Tannie also says goodnight."
As you try not to smile at this clearly disturbed individual, laying in bed, kicking your feet like a lovesick teenager, you don't even notice the perfume of someone else lingering on the sheets.
Taehyung puts the phone down, a blissed smile on his face. Tannie barks.
"Don't judge me," he pouts. "If you'd know what I know, you also wouldn't feel bad. Besides, a good boy can do something bad. Just once, right?"
Tannie rolls his eyes and drops onto the bed again.
He is bold and he's certain without a shadow of a doubt that he can wrap you around that not-so-innocent finger of his. And he's sort of right.
"You don't even know me," you laugh during yet another one of your meetings in the parks. Dates. They are dates but you can't call them that. It would make it sound...incriminating. He leans in, all convinced with wide, determined eyes.
"I know you. I saw you in a dream."
"That's nonsense!"
"Is it? What about when you see me in your dreams? And..." he trails off never saying but insinuating and it makes you flush all over.
And maybe you do see him in a dream and feverishly please yourself, dreaming of his smile and thick fingers, grasping so readily, so barren of fear. He always looks like he's ready to eat you.
"Oh, there you are!" he greets you bounding across the park and launching himself on top of you - arms, legs, everything wrapping around you like a net. "I want to show you something."
An adult such as yourself shouldn't giggle but you do and you find yourself looking at a painting that isn't squiggles anymore. It's abstract for sure but captivating. Like this weird man.
"You like it?" he coos, gently nuzzling himself into the side of your face.
"I do. It's like you."
Taehyung takes up every corner of the mind but you even more so of his.
He can only beam at every glance you toss his way, every stretch of your hand, life itself suddenly gains new flavour, poems - their meaning. He can only waltz around his house with Tannie in his hands, belting out some nonsense about how he's going to have two parents soon.
He pours his all into you with boldened gleam and shockingly cutthroat determination. You're his baby now, he knows his baby and his baby soon won't be with some cheating asshole who had bragged about it at a bar Taehyung may or may have not visited at the time.
JUNGKOOK: It's in the midst of despair, in the absolute agony of jealousy and self-pity, that the accursed idea crosses his mind. Really, it's just a thought. It's not like he has a working plan - step a: do this, step b: do this, it's just his want to be around you in any sort of capacity. Maybe so much so there wouldn't be a place in your perception left to think about his opponent. And in his defence, he met you, saw you and liked you first and you also liked him first.
All he really does is kicks up an absolute storm and offer himself over and over again. Really, he's bad at taking things, at least within a matter such as this but offering himself is not a hard choice at all.
Clinging all day long, doing everything asked and unasked he becomes your rock and more and more when you think of help, it's Jungkook's face that comes to mind. You think, assume, get delusional about it, but you think your friend's brother is trying to be a homewrecker. To be not aware of it is to be blind. The way his jaw tightens whenever your partner is mentioned, those eyebrows of his drawing into a frown, the way he becomes all soft and flustered whenever you pay special attention to him. It's so endearing that unwillingly you find yourself doing it more and more.
Everything about him is endearing but that's what you had always thought even when he was just a stinky, annoying older brother of your friend nagging you for snacks.
Definitely not endearing is this recent development. Piercings, tattoos, muscle gaining in all the right places. There's nothing endearing about this bratty demon running around, running his mouth about how he can do better - he can carry the trash better than your partner, cook breakfast better, please you better. That had earned a decisive slap to his man boobs but that didn't seem to bother him.
"How unfortunate," he reckons without a hint of supposedly felt misfortune in his voice. He's wearing one of his new shirts if they could be called that. Some flimsy cloth barely stretched over his body. Was it...oil? On his abs?
He's truly not one to understand, Jungkook.
The staircase to the attic is small, so narrow you have to stand pressed up against each other like sardines in a barrel. You can feel every muscle of that body flex, a fact you're certain he's doing on purpose.
"What was the point of nagging me to come with?" you whisper. It just doesn't feel right to speak normally in a small space such as this. "You can fetch the jars yourself."
"No, I need your dainty fingers," he objects. "Just not for the jars."
"You're gross," you push at him but it does squat.
"Lessen the smile on your face and maybe I'll believe you," he smirks.
He finds that once you get past feeling like a douchebag, this game too makes him quite driven. Then again everything about you makes him such.
"Correct me then," he threatens cockily at the end of the conversation. Over. The. Dinner. Table. With your own partner sitting right beside you. A shameless Jungkook is truly what the world didn't need to see. Or rather couldn't handle.
Night had befallen and at the end of the dinner, you're left to wash the dishes. You and Jungkook that is. He stands needlessly close to you, occasionally bumping you with his hip.
Then he turns to look at you. And just keeps staring
"Are there any more dish-"
The kiss is brief, barely a second, just a peck but it's still there and you get a whiff of his cologne and the softness of his lips and how that piercing digs into the side of your mouth.
"Cherry," he mutters to himself inexplicably and begins giggling, nose scrunched in a manner that should not be this adorable.
Another dinner another meeting of friends and it's a complete wreck.
"Hey, man, piss off, why don't you?"
Jungkook sizes them up with an all too cocky smile playing on his lips.
"Or what?" he says, rolling up the sleeves over his veined, tattoed arms.
It shouldn't be this hot.
"Smile, baby," he coos over the camera. "You look so cute!"
The words of your partner ring over and over again.
Do you like Jungkook?
"That's my pretty baby," he continues melting over the picture like it's the Mona Lisa when in reality it's just you eating ice cream. You genuinely don't think for Jungkook there's a difference.
"Lemme have a bite," he says, says not asks, before wrapping his lips around the watermelon icicle. It drips down his chin and it's really not of any help the way his tongue licks up every drop, pulling into a familiar frown when he liked the taste of something.
"We broke up," you blurt, trying to sound accusing but it doesn't quite fall out that way. Jungkook smiles, licking away the stray sugary drop.
"Finally," he ruffles your hair before bringing his nose up to yours, beaming from ear to ear, eyes falling, hooded and glazed, down to your lips. "RIP to him but I've never lost what I want."
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anti-hony · 6 months
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wah i prommy this is meant in a silly way but when I first saw ur blog url I thought it said anti-h*rny 😭
Hsjsgwksgksgs YES! Im anti-horny 😡😡😡 i hate horny people /j
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I watched Elvira: Mistress of the Dark [free on the YouTube] ! I wasn’t really familiar with her, other than references, but it was pretty cool and funny I thought
– At first, her goals seemed to align with the villains’ [she wanted to leave, she didn’t mind selling the book] so it was like, Dude ! Where’s the conflict ?
– Did she k-ll that gas station guy at the beginning?! Sheesh! I know, God forbid women do anything…
– Some of those guys weren’t very nice to Elvira : [
– Is that what she does; talk over movies? I’d have mixed feelings about that ! Well, I guess it’d be like listening to a DVD commentary. Maybe I should give it a try sometime
– I figured she’d get those h-rny teens to help [come to the theatre]. The way she did it was a little manipulative though
– A fun, hot, spooky gentlewomen in a town full of SQUARES…brought the Addams Family to mind! I suppose everyone has their own ideas, of the ideal community
– I thought she would influence that one girl to be more herself, in some way
– Elvira tied up! <3 But, not in a fun way. : [ How will she get out of this one?!
– I thought she was gonna end up falling in love with the town and staying there in the end. Not sure why the townsfolk kinda did a 180 in the end, in their perception of her? She didn’t really save THEM from Grunkle Vincent…did she…? Well I guess she must’ve turned them back from Pigs
– I feel like some of the lines were meant as innuendo. About Boobs, etc.
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transamus · 2 years
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im sorry but the forehead kiss with tongue post was meant to be a jokingly h*rny post between me and my boyfriend & then some rando comes along w a cats picture and now y'all have totally misread the tone
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punkeropercyjackson · 7 months
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Hobie gives Percy british tea at one point because he couldn't give her alcohol since Percy's a straightedge(and choose the white people kind to fuck with her)and she chugged it on instinct like she usually does with stuff she drinks and her poor latina tastebuds started hacking at the flavor.A few days before that,Percy got Hobie a bunch of her favorite energy drinks and they had a competition who could drink the most and a few hours later Hobie woke up in a dumpster while shirtless
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I saw Interview With The Vampire in 1996 on tv when I was 16. It made me realize that I was depressed and needed help. So it had a positive effect for me. Any queerness in the film totally went over my head. Lol.
I totally relate to it having a huge impact on you, saying it was a formative movie for me when I saw it at 13 it 14 is a complete understatement. It just all clicked.
The funny thing I saw the 1994 movie before I read the book, and as a h*rny preteen I was actually dying for Louis and Lestat to be a couple lol. I think both actors (Tom Cruise esp) did well working that subtext in where they could, but what a disservice to the overall story to remove the romantic element. I remember thinking the same about Fried Green Tomatoes as a bi kid, the actors put that chemistry in there even though Hollywood was too chicken shit to stick to the original story, so finding out later that the main characters were meant to be lovers was such a vindication lol.
But yea thank god the 2022 show was also fabulous, that definitely felt like a vindication also. It's a fabulous story for so many reasons but the love story is a key element we all deserved from the 1994 movie.
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Call Me Baby (Chapter 3) (Chapter 1 here, Chapter 2 here)
Sebastian Sallow x Ominis Gaunt (Modern!AU)
Summary: The text chat logs between Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt during their 6th and 7th year at Hogwarts. (or Sebastian and Ominis can't bear to be apart for longer than 5 minutes, so spend their entire summer, winter and spring breaks texting and calling each other)
Rating: Explicit (sexting!! very h*rny wizards!!!)
Word count: 4.5k
Recommended to read on AO3 as the layout is better but it’s also below the cut <3
Ominis is calling sebauble
Call accepted
Call ended, 22min
10:24am
sebauble
sorry i won’t be long
Ominis
Take your time. 
10:36am
sebauble
ok back
i have to go again in like 10 mins sorry
she was like ‘i can’t peel potatoes and carrots and cook a turkey at the same time’
WHY NOT ANNE I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
Ominis
Help your sister, Sebastian. It’s Christmas. 
sebauble 
but i want to talk to you
more about what we were talking about
which by the way
hi
Ominis
Hi. 
sebauble 
:D genuinely can’t stop smiling haha i look like an idiot
Ominis
Probably, you usually do.  But I can’t stop smiling either, so I also look like an idiot. 
sebauble
ur my idiot and im urs
see before i wouldve written that then deleted it
but now i can acc send it which is crazy
Ominis
I’m honestly still in shock. You’re absolutely certain?
sebauble
dude
i need to stop calling u dude now lol
but yes im certain
when we can talk more i’ll tell u more but
im stupidly in love with u, don’t even question it
there’s no question it’s just fact
Ominis
You’re sure?
sebauble
STOP
YES SO MUCH
SO MUCH LOVE U DONT EVEN KNOW IT FULLY YET
Ominis
You’re a madman. Weirdly that’s one of the reasons I’m in love with you.
Wow, I can’t believe I said that.  I truly think I’ve died or gone insane. 
sebauble
BELIEVE IT BABY BOY
omgs
i can call u that now in a romantic way
i mean i always meant it that way even before i knew i did
and all the other names
perfect, gorgeous, lovely etc
Ominis
And I can call you sweetheart and you’ll know exactly how I mean it. 
sebauble
YES
gods anne is asking me what im smiling at
should i tell her?
Ominis 
You can. What will you say?
sebauble
that we have declared our love for each other, finally!
she already knew i liked u btw
Ominis
She did? 
sebauble
yeah she sort of worked it out back at the beginning of summer
Ominis
Oh, that makes sense now. 
I remember her saying you had something you needed to explain, and that she couldn’t explain it for you. I never pushed to find out. Of all things, I never thought it would be this. 
sebauble
ah yeah well im sort of glad she didn’t tell u
but also we could’ve gotten to this a bit sooner
the dating thing i mean
sorry i haven’t actually asked u yet if u wanted to date me or anything
no labels if u don’t want haha
Ominis
What if I wanted labels?
sebauble
Would you?
Ominis
Maybe. 
sebauble
what kind of labels? basic label or proper label?
Ominis
What’s the difference?
sebauble
well i guess basic is like we’re dating
and proper is like 
boyfriends
Ominis
The proper label sounds like something I’d like, I think. Would you like that?
sebauble
at least let me buy u dinner first 
jk i would very much love that
Ominis
At least then you can give a good description of what’s happened to Anne. 
sebauble
oh yeah, totally, the label is just to help anne understand
Ominis
It just makes things a lot clearer if we say we are each others boyfriend. 
sebauble
it does sound quite nice as well doesnt it? what do u think
Ominis
I think I’d be up for that, it really rolls off the tongue. 
sebauble
yeah cool me too
decided
Ominis
We can shake on it. 
sebauble
*shakes ur hand* lol
cool
I enjoyed that discussion with you Ominis, my boyfriend. 
Ominis
And I you, Sebastian, my boyfriend. 
Oh that was so strange to say out loud. I loved it. I would like to say that a lot more.
sebauble
FUCK YEAH
when i woke up this morning i was NOT expecting this
no offence i think this is a better gift than the jumper
the jumper that my BOYFRIEND got me
fuck that’s so good
i still love the jumper tho btw
Ominis
I think your gift was on par with this. But as it was a gift from my boyfriend, I may be bias. 
sebauble
ur so cute
gods
ok ok my sweet lovely boyfriend i must go
I DONT WANT TO BUT ANNE IS SHOUTING
I WILL RETURN TO YOU SOON MY LOVE
WAIT FOR ME I LOVE YOU
BRB
Ominis
I think you’re mad. I love you. 
December 27th, 2:09pm
sebauble
3 days!!!
well, 2 days, 22 hours
all the 2s 
Ominis
I think I’m more excited to see you than ever before. 
sebauble
Rude. But same
Solomon is already off in London and Anne said she would let us be on our own for a bit :))) if that’s alright with u
Ominis
That sounds pleasant. Do you have any plans for us while I’m there?
sebauble
do u mean for when we’re on our own? 
Ominis
I did mean plans such as Hogsmeade for lunch and shopping, or taking a walk down to the lake. But you could also tell me about your plans for when we’re on our own, if you’d like. 
sebauble
i don’t know, maybe i should keep that a secret
there’s quite a few things i was thinking we could do, but if you’d rather just go to Hogsmeade…
Ominis
I’d do anything if it was with you. I mean that for both circumstances. 
sebauble
don’t talk like that or my brain is going to explode
if u could see my face rn i look like a tomato
Ominis
:)
I look forward to touching your face. If you’d let me. 
sebauble
yes please
i can’t remember the last time u did that
Ominis
We were fifteen. You’d just got your first facial hairs and you wanted me to feel. But then I spent a long time touching your entire face because you felt so different to the time before. Which was when we were twelve and I’d finally gathered the courage to ask if I could, so I could know you better. 
sebauble
wow. how do u even remember ???
Ominis
When you’re hopelessly in love with someone you are certain will never love you back, you end up carving those sort of moments to the inside of your brain. 
sebauble
did you love me in fifth year then?
Ominis
Don’t be silly. 
sebauble
oh
Ominis
I’ve loved you since our first year. 
sebauble
WHAT
really?
Ominis
I can’t quite pinpoint the exact moment, but outside of my sister and Aunt, you were the first person to show me real love. It was always inevitable I would fall for you. 
Only I never imagined I’d be able love you in the way I wanted. 
sebauble
:’)
gods i love you
im so sorry i didn’t see this sooner
and then when i did that i didn’t do anything about it
Ominis
It’s quite alright. I think it’s happened the way it was supposed to. I had some much needed character development during that time. 
sebauble 
LMAO between all this and ur family idk how u survived
tell me ur secrets 
Ominis
Pure determination. 
And spite. 
And you. 
sebauble 
<33333
December 29th, 1:47pm
sebauble
u kno i was thinking
Ominis
Madness!
sebauble
wot?
Ominis
You, Sebastian Sallow, thinking?
sebauble
ha ha. very funny
Ominis
<3
sebauble
<3333
ANYWAY
I WAS THINKING
u know there’s a muggle tradition that on new years eve at midnight people kiss 
idk why but
it sounded interesting
opinions?
Ominis
That does sound quite interesting. I wonder why a kiss. 
sebauble
….
hmmmm
oh look ur gonna be here for new years eve!!!
but hmmm if i was going to partake in a new years kiss i wonder who i would kiss…
Ominis
I wonder such things too.
sebauble
…hmmm
oh i have an interesting idea!!
now tell me if this is good or bad
but me and u could kiss?
Ominis
That’s certainly interesting. I’ll have to think about it. 
sebauble
oh
Ominis
I’ve considered it and my answer is yes. Yes please. 
sebauble
:D
and if there was an opportunity to have a practise of this kiss beforehand, would that also be something you’d consider?
Ominis
Well I suppose a New Years kiss must be absolutely perfect. And they say practise makes perfect. 
sebauble
to get it absolutely perfect we would need maybe a day of advanced practise 
how about we start tomorrow at about 1?
Ominis
Well, I’m arriving at 12. So say 12:05?
sebauble
i like the way u think
December 30th, 11:52am
Ominis
I’m just about to leave. 
sebauble
!!!!!!
i keep having to piss lol
Ominis
Don’t be so crass.
sebauble
WHAT
IM EXCITED 
I CANT HELP IT
MY BOYFRIEND IS COMNG TO SEE ME
Ominis 
:)
See you soon. I love you. 
sebauble
I LOVE YOU
<33333333
SPRING
March 24th, 9:23am
sebauble changed their display name to seb♥︎
seb♥︎
morning my love <3
9:51am
Ominis
Good morning sweetheart. Are you alright?
seb♥︎
missing u
but surviving </3
Ominis
I miss you.  I’m sorry I couldn’t stay. I truly tried. But apparently I must be here. 
seb♥︎
ik baby
but ur like an adult now i don’t get why u can’t do what u want
well i know ur gonna say ‘im a gaunt’ but still :(
Ominis
That’s exactly it. If my father tells me to jump, I must ask how high. It’s always been this way, and I can only assume it always will be. 
At least until Marvolo marries. Then perhaps they’ll focus more on him to produce the heir. 
seb♥︎
:(
hopefully soon
there has to be another pureblood family that wants to marry a GAUNT
i know of a guy from a pureblood family that would marry a gaunt
a specific gaunt
one with blond hair
nice ass
good with his mouth and i don’t mean talking
Ominis
Stop it. 
seb♥︎
;)
u love it
Ominis
I really don’t. 
seb♥︎
liar
Ominis
I’m moving swiftly on, Sebastian. 
Remind me how these ear things work again? 
seb♥︎
the earphones??
u basically put the two little end bits into your ears and then the other end plugs into ur laptop or ur phone 
hahaha u totally aren’t moving ‘swiftly on’
i told u why i got them for u for ur bday, so no one can hear what im saying to u when we’re on the phone
ur fucking horny aren’t u
Ominis
How dare you, it’s not even ten in the morning!
seb♥︎
i can see right through u
we’ve been apart for one day and ur already desperate for me
smh
Ominis
I’ll turn my phone off if you keep speaking like this. 
seb♥︎
alright alright
but we’re gonna have to do it at some point u know
loads of people do it over text
and I’ve got a raging hard on
might be worth having a go
:)
Ominis
I’m glad I put these things in my ears in before you started talking like this. Hold on, I’m getting my laptop so I can type.
seb♥︎
argggghh u don’t sound like u when u type
but fiiinneee
we could always call thooo, at least then we could hear each other
10:07
Ominis
no
don’t want to risk anyone hearing
mortifyin
seb♥︎
fine, i can imagine u anyway
ive seen u plenty of times
r u still in ur pyjamas?
Ominis
yea
u
seb♥︎
yeah
well it was a warm night i took my shirt off
just the flannel pyjama pants on
u kno the ones u like that feel all soft
what ones r u wearing
Ominis
silk ones
isnt anne there
seb♥︎
stop being nervous
she’s out until this evening
i promise im on my own
please
Ominis
ok
ok
seb♥︎
:)
i like those silky pyjamas
theyre so easy to slip off of u
especially when we’re trying to be quick
before anyone wakes up
i know we shouldn’t do it
but u know i can’t do anything until ive touched u
Ominis
tht y i woke up hrny 
waiting for u to sneak into m bed
used to it now
seb♥︎
can’t say i don’t treat u well baby ;)
making u cum before we’ve even thought about breakfast
Ominis
id rather u for breakfast 
seb♥︎
damn
wish i was there with u
i bet ur really trying not to touch urself aren’t u
Ominis
hard to not
when ur like this
seb♥︎
if i was there we wouldn’t have to rush
id sit in front of u
then take ur shirt off first
over ur head so ur hair is messy
just the way i like it
id touch u with my hands first
over ur shoulders and ur chest and ur neck
then id lean in
kissing ur neck, ur jaw
then down over ur collarbone
before licking over ur nipple
Ominis
fuck
can i touch u?
seb♥︎
no
only me touching u
id lick and suck ur nipple until u shiver the way u do
then move to the other one and do the same
i love teasing u
i know how hard it makes u
knowing u could touch me if u wanted but me not letting u
Ominis
not fair
u get to touch me
want to feel u
seb♥︎
but u won’t
cos u kno i’ll stop touching u if u do
so then id want to get closer
id push u back against ur pillows and climb over u
pushing my knee between ur thighs and pressing it against ur hard on
because there’s no way ur not practically poking thru ur trousers
Ominis
so hard
hard not to be when u tease me
when u so sxy
when i can feel how hard u r too
seb♥︎
u make me this way
u would grind urself against my knee wouldn’t u
desperate for some friction
as if i wouldn’t give it to u
and id kiss u until ur whimpering
wish u could see how u look when ur like that
all pink cheeks and puffy lips
ur the most gorgeous thing ive ever seen 
Ominis
fuck 
need u to touch me
propely
pleas seb
seb♥︎
since u ask so nicely 
id sit back and unlace ur pyjama pants then pull them down off ur hips
r u wearing boxers
Ominis
no
not now
seb♥︎
fuck
that perfect cock of urs would be right there then
hard and leaking and ready for me to do whatever i want
Gods i wanted to tease u more but i don’t think i can
id just pull ur trousers all the way off so ur fully naked
and then lay down between ur legs
id take u in my hand and then lick up from ur balls to the tip
tasting ur precum
fuck it’s so good u have no idea
Ominis
seb
i have to touch u
put my hand in yr hair
feel ur face while u have me like tht
seb♥︎
u always pull my hair when i go down on u
i love it
feels so good
fuck
r u touching urself
Ominis
yes course i am
wish i could feel u n ur mouth round my cock 
so gd
seb♥︎
yeah
id take u fully in my mouth
all the way back
ik how good im making u feel when u can’t stay still
even if i hold ur hips down ur still trying to fuck my mouth
moaning my name
Ominis
can’t blame me
too good
i bet ur aching for me rnt u
seb♥︎
more than u fucking know
id get u so close to the edge 
then pull away
my turn
id sit back on my knees and pull u to sit up
then bring ur hands to my pants
so u can feel how hard blowing u makes me
let u pull my bottoms and my boxers down
Ominis
i have to touch u
can’t bear it one mor secnd
wrap my hand round u and stroke u
ur always telling me hiw good i make u feel
bet if i leant down n lick ur dick u wld tell me how much u lov me
seb♥︎
fuck
tht fcuking tongue of urs
so wet
i bet u would hold back when all u really want is me to shove my dick down ur throat 
Ominis
u can fuck my mouth
plese
seb♥︎
of course baby
i bet ur so pretty right now
getting urself off
imagining me using u like that
Ominis
i need u so bad
seb♥︎
baby boy
i bet if i had my cock in ur mouth u would be touching urself anyway
but i can’t have u cuming yet
i want more
Ominis 
more ?
seb♥︎
would pull u off me
much as i want u still on me
push u back down and then flip u over
god ur ass is so perfect u know
idk how i haven’t yet but
all ive wanted to do is fuck u
im gonna
Ominis
seb
we havent
seb♥︎
i know
but i want to
i have this lube stuff tht I bought 
would need to use that
Ominis
o fuck
i
seb♥︎
would u want that
would u want me to fuck u
Ominis
yes
ples
fck
seb♥︎
good
need to get u ready for me
stretch u open
fucking hell
bet u would look so good like that
on ur knees for me
moaning as i finger u
hitting just tht right spot that makes ur back arch
Ominis
seb
please inneed this
need u inside me
seb♥︎
yes baby
when ur ready to take me i would line myself up and push my cock into ur pretty hole
gods i bet u feel so good
so tight
taking me so perfectly
all the way until im buried in u until i can’t go anymore
Ominis
im so close
please fuck me
i need u
seb♥︎
i will baby boy
ill pull out until it almost aches without me inside u
and then push back in until u can’t think straight
ill fuck u until the only thing u can think of is me
pull u up against me so I can suck on ur neck
telling u how good u are
how perfect
stroke ur cock until u the only thing u can say is my name 
Ominis
gnna cum seb
seb♥︎
fuck me too
im gonna fill u up 
cum for me baby
Ominis
rf./,b 
seb♥︎
brb
Ominis
     ,, .
seb♥︎
r u ok?
Ominis
oop
yeh
wow
am i dead
seb♥︎
i hope not
Ominis
i think im live
feel alive
also feel ded
seb♥︎
did u like it that much?
Ominis
i would prefer if u were actually here but yes
gross im a mess 
seb♥︎
cleaning charm 
thts what i just did
i also made a mess
Ominis
oh yeh
seb♥︎
lol
Ominis
ok clean
wow
thank u
seb♥︎
so after ur protesting u really enjoyed it?
was i right or was i right
Ominis
don’t start
seb♥︎
:D
that was so hot 
just thinking about u getting off to all of the things i want to do to u
feeling smug lol
Ominis
next time i c u
u r going to fuck me until neither of us can walk
ok ?
seb♥︎
gods ominis 
yes sir
March 25th, 11:03am
seb♥︎
hi lovely
wanna call?
Ominis 
Yes please. 
:)
seb♥︎ is calling Ominis
Call accepted
Call ended, 1hr 52 mins
March 26th, 1:17pm
seb♥︎
beep beep
Ominis
Ring. 
seb♥︎
yeeee
seb♥︎ is calling Ominis
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 3hr 5min
March 27th, 10:22am
Ominis
Home alone. Thinking about you. 
seb♥︎
mhm in what way?
Ominis
Don’t act dumb. 
seb♥︎
fuck
call me baby
Ominis is calling seb♥︎
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 2hr 9min
March 28th, 12:37pm
seb♥︎ is calling Ominis
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 4hr 15min
March 29th, 10:39pm
Ominis
image
Did that work?
seb♥︎
oh fuck look at u
gods
is that from rn?
Ominis
Yes. I was just thinking about some things.
Like the first time I got to touch you. 
And you touched me. 
seb♥︎
fuuuuuckkkk baby boy
what i wouldn’t do to u
call?
Ominis is calling seb♥︎
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 2hr, 44min
March 30th, 4:18pm
seb♥︎ is calling Ominis
Call accepted.
Call ended, 4hr 28min
March 31st, 10:53pm
seb♥︎
gods u have no idea how bad i need u
want u to ride me 
gripping ur hips til there’s bruises
so everyone knows ur mine
want to see ur cock bouncing as u move on top of me
fuck u would look so pretty
Ominis
coud pull ur hair like tht
bet u would cum in me just from tht wdnt u
would hardly be fucking me for 2 mins before u cum
but id keep riding u til im done
seb♥︎
shit 
i really need to hear u ominis
please
im begging u
Ominis
yes
ok
Ominis is calling seb♥︎
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 1hr, 19min
April 1st, 6:25pm
seb♥︎
love u
miss u
wanna kiss u all over
then fuck u into the mattress
Ominis
I’m about to have supper, don’t start now. 
seb♥︎
Not starting anything
but i bet u i could make u cum in like under 5 mins
Ominis
I doubt that. 
seb♥︎
want to try?
Ominis
Please. 
seb♥︎ is calling Ominis
Call accepted. 
Call ended, 4min
6:32pm
seb♥︎
told u
April 2nd, 9:26am
seb♥︎
hi gorgeous
dreamt about u
would love to tell u what happened ;)
11:42am
seb♥︎
damn i fell back to sleep 
ofc dreamt about u again
wasn’t a sex dream but we went on a date :D
was cute
love you
1:34pm
seb♥︎
where r u :(
miss u :(
3:00pm
seb♥︎
baby boy
3:41pm
seb♥︎
Ominis
4:14pm
seb♥︎
Ominis?
4:39pm
Missed call from seb♥︎
5:01pm
Missed call from seb♥︎
5:22pm
Missed call from seb♥︎
5:57pm
Missed call from seb♥︎
seb♥︎
Please answer
I’m worried
6:23pm
Ominis
sorry here
hate it here
seb♥︎
thank merlin
r u ok? what happened?
Ominis
one of the house elf
reporting to someone at the ministry abt marv
he been doing something bad can’t say for sure wht, no one would tell me
it was horribl
i wantto leave 
seb♥︎
I can come and get you, i can be there in seconds
Ominis
No then they wld kno I told you
seb♥︎
I’m not going to tell anyone
I only care about you
You being safe 
Ominis
scared they would hurt u
seb♥︎
I can hold my own
Ominis
not against them
seb♥︎
You underestimate me
Ominis
u underestimate them
seb♥︎
Please Ominis
I love you
Please
The thought of you being stuck there
I hate it
It’s not right
Ominis
dnt have a choice
seb♥︎
You do
Look
Move in with me
When school ends
You can live with me and we can work it out
We can get our own place 
Wherever you want
I’ll follow you anywhere 
Ominis
they wldnt give me the money to do tht
seb♥︎
I can take a job in Hogsmeade until we have enough money to get our own place
You don’t need anything from them
I know we aren’t sure what we want to do
But we’ll get there
All i know is i want to be with you
I promised u I got u and that id make everything ok
let me
Ominis
r u sure
it’s so soon
seb♥︎
No it’s not
Are you kidding?
Ominis you’re my best friend
We’ve been best friends for seven years
Every single moment I’ve just loved you more and more
And now you’re mine, entirely 
It’s not soon
I think we’ve wasted enough time actually 
All I want to do is be with you, love you and spend my life with you
Let me do that, please
Please just say yes
Ominis
ok
yes
ur all Ive ever wanted
seb♥︎
please let me come get u
i can apparate straight into ur room
we can be gone before anyone has even noticed
can u pack a bag?
Ominis
yes
5 min
seb♥︎
i’ll be there
love u
so much
2 YEARS LATER
April 2nd, 11:14am
Baby Boy
Where are you?
sweetheart
still stuck in the queue
sorry
Baby Boy
Did you get the flour?
sweetheart
yes
Baby Boy
And the eggs?
sweetheart
yes
Baby Boy
And the strawberries?
sweetheart
yes omi i got everything on the list
Baby Boy
And the sugar?
sweetheart
….
fuck
brb
Baby Boy
I should’ve gone myself. 
11:20am
sweetheart
I got the sugar. 
back in the queue
Sorry
Baby Boy
You’re an idiot, Sebastian. 
sweetheart
:D
u love me
Baby Boy
I just want everything perfect for when Anne comes to visit. 
sweetheart
ik!!
that’s why im back in the queue just because i forgot one thing lol
i don’t think she’d be mad if we didn’t make her a cake tho
Baby Boy
Well, I would like to. 
I want her to see that not only have we successfully been able to find our own place together, but we are also able to look after ourselves and actually cook without ruining the food. 
sweetheart
that was ONE TIME we almost burnt down the cottage 
when she wasn’t there to help us
Baby Boy
One time too many. 
sweetheart
true
ok just paying now brb
11:25am
sweetheart
success
starting to head back now
it’s hot out here
not as hot as you
Baby Boy
Stop. 
sweetheart
;)
how long is it until anne is supposed to arrive?
Baby Boy
A few hours. Why?
sweetheart
is that enough time to break in the new bed?
Baby Boy
I don’t think you can break something in more than once. 
sweetheart
alright fine
to check it’s still working?
Baby Boy
It was working perfectly well last night.
sweetheart
hmm that’s true
but what if it’s stopped working since?
Baby Boy
I don’t think a bed can stop working. 
sweetheart
fine
i’ll just get back and we can make the cake
and that’s it
Baby Boy
Actually, I’d like to check if the kitchen counters are sturdy before we make that cake. I think one area might be a little wobbly. We might have to use our body weights to check if it’s stable enough. 
sweetheart 
oh
i like the way u think
would it be better if we were leaning against it or if u were sitting on it?
Baby Boy
Hm, just to be safe, why don’t we try both?
sweetheart
:D
today was a bad day to wear sweatpants lol
running home
Baby Boy
I’ll be waiting in the kitchen. I was preparing to make the cake so I’m wearing an apron. 
Only an apron. 
sweetheart
fuck ur gonna be the death of me
love u so much Ominis <3
Baby Boy
I love you more Sebastian. <3
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sasquach-scratches · 5 months
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Maybe I'm hopelessly h*rny but between this loading screen and the broody portraits you can get as in-game furniture I get the feeling the Ascendant Lord was meant to be like, sexyman bait and if he was then it's immediately sabotaged by him being your Standard Marvel Movie Villain™
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harryfeatgaga · 1 year
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meant to ask if we can get h*rny tonight that was autocorrect
KSMDNJCHFJNFBJVK y*s
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illithidlute · 1 year
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fenll is so dumb and h*rny. he'd sell his soul to raphael for a wedge of cheese if it meant getting in bed with him.
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Everyone is talking about how soonyoung and mc are meant to be when I'm still stuck on that nsfw ask you answered you answered about mingyu 😭 it was so hot and it's the reason I'm on mingyu's side 😔 I just neeeeeeed to know about atleast one time when mingyu gets jealous please???? I think it would be so hotttttttt. It doesn't even have to be about soonyoung! But maybe he just sees her with someone and gets upset and funnily mad. Because he's always shown as very playful and soft I just want to see him be serious and annoyed 😂😂 mc would think it's hot too 😭😭
You have no idea how much your message made me laugh. You seriously made my night LOL thank you for that 💛 I forgot I wrote that nsfw ask about Mingyu, but I VIVIDLY remember the Arena photoshoot pic I attached to it. The impact it had on me is insane. I still think about it to this day
I can easily see why people are team Mingyu though !! The h*rny part of my brain is easily influenced whenever I see a man as fine as him. Hence why I make Soonyoung struggle so much <3 I want the best of both worlds. I am just a (depraved) Girl™️!!!! I can't help it !! They both put up a really good fight though 😼
So you know how the other members always put Mingyu at the bottom of the dogpile?? They tease him endlessly even though he's the biggest and arguably the strongest member?? They need to humble him because God knows he needs it when he walks around looking like THAT
So... let's take it back to the quidditch field because I'm a simple girl. I love it when men get physical with one another <3 Besides, it's hard to rile up Mingyu if either Soonyoung or quidditch isn't involved!
Imagine there's a Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff match where Soonyoung spent the better part of the hour taunting Mingyu (nothing unusual). Plus, Mingyu has so much at stake because Gryffindor is undefeated thanks to their star player, and tonight is no different. Once the match is done, there's no doubt in my mind that Soonyoung is racing to mc so she can give a congratulatory kiss (obviously she doesn't grant it, but Soonyoung can still dream)
Perhaps he's a little too excited because he picks mc up and swings her around. She tells him to put her down, but she's smiling and giggling nevertheless !!!! At this point, Mingyu is fuming because he can't stand Soonyoung being happy LOL. And to think that it's mc who puts him on the top of the world??? Unacceptable ! That's his girl (despite never making it official >:0) !!!
When mc spots Mingyu from her peripherals, she waves hi to him. But he's pissed off, and he doesn't wave back. He heads back to the shower room, and maybe.. just maybe.. she follows him there just to see what's wrong! He's never this cold to her -- always kind and so, so polite.
But all that changes when she knocks on the locker room door. That night, Mingyu doesn't wanna be the nice guy. He wants to be mean, selfish, and lewd. If there's anything she can do to make it up to him, it's taking him like a good little slut <3 His cock, his spit, his cum -- whatever he gives her, she'll gladly take it in her tight little pussy even if he has to stuff her full
"Don't waste any of my cum, okay?" Mingyu would say, sliding her ruined panties back into place before pressing a kiss over the soaked fabric. He tugs her off the bathroom counter before giving her a spank, fully knowing that she's headed off to the quidditch after-party. The party where Soonyoung will no doubt make a move on her while she struggles to keep Mingyu's load inside of her, his cum threatening to drip down her legs and staining her thigh-high socks 🙈
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