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lrndvs · 2 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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andisupreme · 2 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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apocalypsegay · 2 months ago

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i don't think he clicked through

#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo #i hope u can all accept me for what i am #gravity falls #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #art #ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke #warito #warito in gravity falls

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riacte · 11 months ago

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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glfry · 3 months ago

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Hi guys

#they can all be switched around btw. everyone in this family is autistic #Also Trans and a struggler #and you know what they can be fujos too sure #i mainly went with this order because autistic ford means the world and the stars and the moon to me #Gravity falls #Stanford pines #dipper pines #stan pines #stanley pines #Mabel pines

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s-aint-elmo · 4 months ago

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pass it on!

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#dungeon meshi #farcille #falin touden #senshi of izganda #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #do NOT let me take credit for the colours. it was adventure time no. 69's variant cover that found me in the depths of despair #kissed me tenderly and lifted me up. everybody say thank you riibrego #the story behind this is that when i was like 14 browsing pixiv i found fanart of vocaloid dressed as celestial bodies doing a kiss relay #and i never forgot it for one second. so let's all blow a kiss to the sands of time for that as well

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mewmewdoppio · 2 months ago

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He's trying okay.

#me and my friends say this all the time #scribbles #gravity falls #stanford pines #Ford pines #mabel pines

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muffinlance · 6 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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lazylittledragon · 9 months ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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valtsv · 11 months ago

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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

#🐉#sometimes its all i have. dont take my only joy from me.

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bamsara · 11 months ago

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

#'enemies to lovers' BANGER #'one is bridal carrying the other while theyre injured' BANGER #'sacrifice of something important' BANGER #'drunken chapter that results in at least one fist fight' BANGER #theres more but only me and readers who have read all of my fics througout fandoms will help me find the patterns #sara shush

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aholefilledwithtwigs · 8 months ago

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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

#story time with sair #i might follow up with more #that was a wild living situation even for me #family owned #two neighboring houses of six units total #all of them one family/lived there decades #except the one unit rented out to me

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

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calamitys-child · 9 months ago

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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#other good ones are crocuses and lilacs #one time I was ill and depressed and my mum brought me a lil milk bottle full of fresh cut sweet peas from her garden 💖#i like that theyre colourful and i like climbing plants and they smell amazing #posts brought to you by me going to the park on my lunch break just to see all the crocuses

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