#not just for you guys bc i'm very much not a planner i just work here

[bellysoupset]

godddddd jonah is the SWEETEST

he’s such a babyyy i love soft jonah so much!!!!! also i see what you’re doing by making him get softer the longer he’s with leo 🥰

adored the domestic vibe of the friendsgiving and recent jon/leo fics btw. every time i finish one of your cozy stories i feel like i got pulled from a warm apartment back into the cold and i always wish i could go back :) (especially with jon and leo) (they’re my favorite couple AND jonah’s my special princess <3) (also i loovveee all the others dw)

was gonna request a drunk jon too how did you know 👀

also i’m kinda stressing out about how to convey to you how much i adored your recent fics and all their little details?! okay ly bye <3

ps. feel like i should mention im a litttld bit tipsy :) my friends got me my favorite beer 🩷🍄

Hi 🍄! I hope you're having fun with your friends darling and that they're spoiling you rotten.

Don't let Jon hear you calling him the sweetest, he'll throw a fit 😂 It's funny you pointed out me making him softer the longer he's with Leo, because I swear it's not intentional! I just figured loving someone makes you want to seem them happy always, so you work through your flaws, and Jonah is not about to let that boy go. He's many things, but dumb is not one of them, so if he has to be more emotionally vulnerable, apologize more often, show affection more... Then so be it.

Thank you for saying my stories make you feel cozy and warm, it made ME feel all warm inside. I'm such a found family girl, it just ends up dripping on everything I write.

[strawberrystepmom]

omg kendall!! ive been off tumblr for the past few days but just saw you were doing astrology asks??? 🥺 i know nothing abt it but i know my signs are capricorn sun, sagittarius moon, and taurus rising 😮 what would that mean?? 🥺 i think it’s so cool that u know so much abt it…

sel baby!!!! i hope summer is going so well for you <3333 it's always a pleasure to be graced by your presence!

so basic functions of the placements are: sun - mission statement of who you are, moon - internal emotions/deep desires, rising - how others see you

what is killing me about this combination is that it's truly soooo you lol capricorn sun makes unbelievably perfect sense knowing you. you are smart and you have insane work ethic, you're well spoken and thoughtful and i almost want to ask you if you ever have to play voice of reason for your friends because cap does this often. capricorn's statement to the world is "i'm going to push to achieve my goals" and they do. nobody is better at accomplishing than a capricorn because they will put in the effort to get there. they will push others to make the same effort and give practical advice that can sometimes be taken as flippant which i disagree with. they just see the world through a very productive lens and that isn't void of emotion. it's just knowing sometimes emotion has to be put aside to take action.

taurus rising (double earth. have you ever been called stubborn by any chance?) is a really enviable rising placement imo. taureans are outgoing, they're funny and lively and you guys may disagree with me but have the ability to create aesthetics that rival even that of leo. taureans live in a way that they understand the importance of taking care of oneself. the stereotype is that they're a little luxury and while i think people can take it negatively, they shouldn't. expensive taste isn't a bad thing. treating yourself isn't a bad thing, especially since as a whole, taurus placement holders are very generous people. i know you're great at aesthetics so the suitability of this is just UGHSI:LJDF

and of course sag moon <3 sagittarius is another favorite placement of mine and i personally believe that moon is one of its best places. there's a playfulness to sag that makes it a little flexible when dealing with big decisions. they're future planners. they like things to be how they want them to be. they're changers of society at large if it's up to them and can sometimes only look at their emotions from the lens of the whole instead of the person. you may sometimes downplay your feelings or tell yourself it's not that big of a deal bc x has it worse than you do. i think that it's important to honor your emotional tumult when it occurs even with sag in your ear saying it's no big deal, change it or move on.

[total-drama-brainrot]

i am indeed a big fan of topher. a) superfans rock (yes i love sierra too, sorry for cutting you so early in lyler sabotage but at least you get an important role in courtney's all stars) b) he's so funny c) i think i like him bc i wrote for him so much. i just wanted to humanize amy tbh i have no strong opinion on her. they don't interact very much in canon but then most of the pahkitews don't interact with each other very much, so i've been writing them as amy being more noticeably mean (i swear to god her trying to play the good sister only worked because max and rodney were so stupid and topher was too chris-absorbed) but with no idea how to do things long-term and topher as more superficially charming and the better planner.

jo is indeed a more minor revenge villain and then is third all stars boot in canon. (unfortunately she still goes there in my rewrite though, sorry but everyone else except the guy eliminated right after you had more plot) i wasn't necessarily planning on redeeming her especially with what i have planned for dave but i think i can give her the same kind of "if you want to be a better person despite everything you're welcome to try" ending i give amy.

@ as anon: i'm sure you will have wonderful ideas esp for gen 4 crossovers! don't feel like i am the Authority on this stuff

-lindsanon

I'm still watching through RotI, so I can't really make any comments on whether or not I like Topher, Amy, ect. But I can empathise with trying to humanise characters that don't really have a lot going for them in canon- if you guys had access to my mind palace, you'd see a metaphysical library of Angsty Backstories and Development Arcs for the silliest characters.

But I can comment on Jo! Who, (as far as I've seen, at least) doesn't really strike me as antagonistic at all, really. She's just controlling and competitive; her desire to win outweighs any semblance of being a Good Person, but that doesn't make her a Bad Person. That's why a 'redemption arc' for her seems more feasible to me- she doesn't need to be 'redeemed', she just needs to learn Basic Empathy and maybe chill out a little. You could have her do so in the span of one scene if you're shrewd with it.

As for loving superfan characters? They're cool! I like Sierra well enough, she's an interesting character and her scenes are always fun (and sometimes my poor tolerance for second-hand embarrassment is really tested, but that's irrelevant), and her character motivations are pretty solid. Do I wish she was less "Stan by Eminem" inspired? Not really.

Again, I can't really give an opinion on Topher, but I'm sure he's pretty cool too.

[likeastarstar]

rank the boys from best to worst boyfriend!!

LOL THIS IS FUNNY

disclaimer this is a joke and in no way reflective of the boys actual personalities and boyfriend abilities or a diss in anyway this is just me and my head ok

BEST

Taehyung would probably the best boyfriend just bc he's so romantic and lovesick lol I feel like he'd never forget a birthday or an anniversary and he'd want to meet your parents and take care of you and he'd be so good at planning dates. He'd wake you up with coffee in bed and try to make you breakfast but burn it and all of that cheesy, adorable shit.

Hoseok would probably be next because he's just so incredibly sweet and nice and attentive. He'd never leave messes around the house for you to clean up and would buy you cute little matching outfits to stroll around town in. I think he'd listen to you when you need to rant and actually give you rly valid advice. I also think he'd be that boyfriend who takes care of your friends the way he takes care of you like girls night is always at your house and he's down for the gossip sesh

Jimin is next. he'd be higher but honestly he would prioritize work sometimes I think like if he needed to stay at the studio late to perfect something he would and while he'd shoot you a text to let you know, I think it would be important to him that his partner knows his career is a priority and to be flexible about it. But I do think he'd be so attentive and so loving and just so incredibly sweet as a boyfriend! I think he'd never make you ask for attention or more love bc he just is love in a human form.

Yoongi would be a pretty good boyfriend but I also think he's not like a big anniversary, huge display of affection, type of guy. I think he'd be so attentive and loving but in a rly quiet, humble way. I also think while he's around you all the time, he wouldn't be the biggest date planner. Like he's not gonna organize a string quartet and rent a helicopter for a random saturday night BUT he will get takeout from your favorite place and watch pride and prejudice with you and then give you a back massage

Jin is next! He would be a great boyfriend! He would be baby tho. You'd have to remind him about events he already said yes to going to and set out exactly what he should wear or else he's going in matching sweats lol I think he'd be willing to meet your parents and your friends but he would whine and be dramatic about it bc he gets nervous and why can't you guys just stay home? please? please? PLEAAASE? No? Fine. But you're letting me stay up all night playing video games to make up for it.

Jungkook is next....I really sat here debating whether or not he'd be last or second to last lol. ITS NOT THAT HED BE A BAD BOYFRIEND! ITS JUST--- boy zones out, ok? he zones out a lot. He also is extremely independent. He'd forget to call you if he gets sucked into something he's doing. He prioritizes his job and takes things very seriously and I don't see him wanting to take chances when it comes to his career, understandably so. I feel like he'd be so fun to go on dates tho and you guys text all the time and send funny tiktoks back and forth and are best friends

Namjoon. I'm sorry. He's a good boyfriend but he's endearingly not a good boyfriend at the same time. He tries really hard and to be honest who cares about the details when you're dating Joon bc you love him so much but yeah he probably forgets anniversaries and has no idea what birthday gift to get you so he asks the sales attendants for help but when he describes you he says you "always smells really nice, like really warm and comforting but also clean and fresh like a flower. They like to dress up sometimes but sometimes they're just in a t-shirt and shorts and that looks super good too-"

NOT SO BEST

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

To Do List:

What's up, my Herd of Nerds?

Anyway, as you can tell, tomorrow is AU Sunday. But, because it's one after a 'my input' one, it's a follower input AU day! Yay!

So, send me your AUs and I'll put all of em in a hat to pick one randomly. The winner is picked and posted and we'll all try and make headcanons about your AU.

Done:

Zombie Apocalypse AU :: (https://hermitcraftheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/618314308275863552/zombie-apocalypse-au-masterpost)

Pirate AU ::

Currently In The Raffle:

-Toy Story AU.

-Ever After High/Descendants/Vaguely 'nex gen priness' AU.

-Eldritch Horror AU :: Or if that's a bit too out there, a more normal Monster AU. I don't care, but in my heart, I know Cleo is some kind of eldritch horror. Zombie is far too easy.

-Eldritch Monster AU! Hermits are all Lovecraftian horrors who all individually decided that they wanted to pretend to be normal and are all trying to hide their otherworldliness. I also feel like Mumbo or X or someone as the one actually "normal" player on the server would work well. Most hermits don't know that everyone else isn't normal either, but some find out about friends maybe.

-Rabid Debate Club AU :: Random weird au idea where it's basic hs/uni au but like two of them try to start a debate club, then invite some friends just so there's enough people; cut to like two months later, it's all the hermits just fighting over whether or not pineapple should go on pizza or not lol it isn't very good i'm sorry but ya know rabid debate club AU.

-Animal/shapeshifting AU :: (Suggested Twice.) Every hermit can shapeshift into one token animal. (If it's something like "dog," they can only turn into one breed and color of dog, EXAMPLE: doc can shift into a black sable belgian malinois, but not anything else.)

-Wedding Planners AU :: Hermits work in various unrelated businesses such as a bakery, flower shop, etc., but see each other semi-often bc they're semi-often called upon to work together by another hermit's wedding planning business (obvs if you couldn't tell i know absolutely nothing abt wedding planning & businesses n shit lol but it's the /concept/ of it yannknow)

-Avatar: The Last Air Bender AU. (Suggested Thrice.)

-Fusion AU :: (Also suggested by Anon.) (Suggested Twice.) What if Hermits could fuse with each other? (Viva and Jumbo fused into MumboJumbo.)

-SCP AU :: The hermits have spooky powers and are kept locked up bc of it (or they have to keep the world safe from monsters and cursed objects!)

-RPG AU :: I feel like someone already thought of that but I am just wondering about it lately :p -🍋

-Adventure Time AU :: The hermits live in a post-apocalyptic world and the Lich (bad guy) is making everything decay. They need to gather all the gems (belt colours) to unlock the Enchiridion (a book) and have one wish each granted from Prismo (multiverse wish granting dude) before the Lich does. Only 4 elements can enter the multiverse: Slime (The Lich & Jevin), Redstone (Tango or Mumbo?), Ice (Stress), and Dirt (Grian, much to his dismay). Only the elementals can see the book. Grian's the protagonist with his sidekick Scar. He originally started collecting the belts because they were shiny but eventually decided to read the book and find out what they were for when Scar said he didn't see it. Doc, False, and Iskall are major obstacles because they don't believe the book exists.</p>

-Total Drama Island AU.

-Magical Girl AU :: Zedaph's the lead magical girl and rounds up a bunch of other magical girl hermits.

-Pokeman AU :: What are the Hermit's roles in this world? Who's the Champion, Elite Four. Are they scientists? Trainers? Do they compete in competitions, do they specialize in types? Who's everyone's starter? Has anyone encountered any legendaries?

-College AU

-High School AU

-Wizard101 AU :: I (🦊) recently got this AU idea and recently started going off somewhere with it in terms of writing, but, like, Hermitcraft meets Wizard101. Tons and tons of magical shenanigans, monster hunting, and idk what else.

-Magic AU

-My Hero Academia AU :: Headcanons can be about which hermits would have what quirks and occupations based on them.

-So I'm writing an AU where there's a second game of Demise but 5 years later. So far the first 2 hermits (Joe and Xisuma) have died, and their dead forms are cracked with an arrow in his chest (Xisuma) and cyborg (Joe). So since it's Saturday, I'm looking for what some skins would look for.

-City AU :: I mean this is really just a normal everyday AU.

-School AU.

-Terraria-Minecraft Fusion AU :: Who chooses what class? what events do each hermit prefer? how to they deal with the world infections? preferred biomes? Favourite NPCS? It has potentiallllll.

-70s/80s Teen Horror AU :: (like Stranger Things, Carreie, The Lost Boys, Halloween, etc.) -🦇

-Demi-God AU :: Sort of like percy jackson (everyone being the children of different gods from all different cultures.)

-Supernatural AU

-Marching Band AU :: Xisuma is the band major and all the show music is the remixes. I need to come up with some ideas for uniforms. Outfits and flags for the colorguard too.

-Different Eras AU :: (Suggested Twice.) All the hermits are from different time periods or eras. Like Wels is from the mediveal/dark era, Mumbo is from 1890-1920's, Iskall is from 2030, TFC is from 2020(?), Cleo is from 2130, etc!!! Like the mobs/animals became feused with humans, is when the mob players came from.

-Star Trek AU :: Like maybe they could be on one ship and each have different roles like engineers or doctors? I don’t know if this has been suggested but hope you enjoy! - 🐦

-House Mates AU :: ApartmentAU but scaled down?

-Atlantis AU :: (Could be merged with Mermaid AU???)

-Fighting Game AU :: Some influences would be Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and Ultra Instinct, that kind of stuff.

-Time loop AU :: The hermits each have to deal with their own time loop.

(All those above in red are from our community's lovely Anons!)

-Superhero/superpower AU :: They each have a unique power/powerset that is in some way connected to their personality. (ie Mumbo *could* control electricity because of his love of redstone) Some Hermits may even choose to be "villains" and prank their other servermates. If you need power ideas, I've got a couple. (12u3ie)

-Daycare AU :: The recap peeps are the caretakers :P (-@tikauniverse.)

-Incredibly Long Cross Country Train Ride AU :: they all are in the same train car, telling stories of where they’re going, backstories.)

-Stuck In An Airport AU :: pretty similar to train au but they can be going diff places.

-Doctors AU :: they’re all doctors working at the same hospital.)

-Circus AU (Also suggested by an Anon.) (Suggested Twice.)

-Spy AU (Also suggested by @shadeswiftdraws.) (Suggested Twice.)

-Runaways AU :: The hermits are all teenagers who have run away from home, they all live on the streets until TFC takes them in. Head canons can be about backstories, living on the streets, or when they’re with TFC.

-Criminals and Police Officers AU

(-@lookitsspacekween)

-Dancer AU :: I mean, I already got a list kind of planned out, but headcanons for why specific styles are chosen would be appreciated! :) (usedtobelucythefallenangel)

-Broadway/Musicals Hermits AU :: The hermits are all casts of various musicals and when this newly-built theater opens up they all fight for which musical gets to play in it first (they have a riff-off maybe?) musicals mainly included are Hamilton, BMC, DEH, SiX, Beetlejuice, etc (feel free to add more!) (-@heyitsroby.)

-DnD AU (Also suggested by Anon.) (Suggested twice.)

-Mermaid AU :: In honor of the end of Mermay

-Space exploration AU :: There could be different ships, command centers, aliens.... Maybe someone could even get stranded/crash on a new planet? Who knows, could be fun.

-Paranormal/ghost hunter AU :: A couple Hermits could be the ghost hunters going to haunted locations to prove/disprove their hauntedness, others could be camera crew, owners of haunted buildings, or even the ghosts themselves.

-Camping/Vacation AU.

-Summer Cottage AU :: They all spend summers/weekends along the same shoreline and do different summer activities together. Outdoor fun and shenanigans!

-Space AU :: like star trek or similar.

-I would say evil clone au but I think that's pretty much the entire Hermitcraft tumblr right now lol. (Suggested twice.)

(-@shadeswiftdraws.)

-Magic AU :: Magic exists and all the hermits have powers. They can also summon a weapon but what that weapon is depends on the hermit. I'm thinking it'll take place in a sort-of Demise 2 in S7 with a big war. So far I've got: Grian - Cloning himself to his different personas (each has a different power). Xisuma - Making barriers, teleporting, and transforming into different mobs. Scar - Making mutant plants & boosting other hermits' attack & health. (-@datsaltyperson.)

-Demon AU :: Something enters the overworld and turns into a supernatural style-demon through Dimentional Distortion. Who gets posessed first, who goes crazy, and who actually kills it? Honestly I think that, if anything, Tango would know how to gank it, for obvious reasons. (-@fireflower-dusk.)

-High Street AU :: Everyone owns a different shop on the same street or some run a shop together (-@violets-arepurple.)

-Cat AU :: Either they're were always cats, or Hels turned everyone, including himself, into a cat, and they have to survive and overcome challenges in the Season 7 world. An example of a challenge would be Cub's a Sand Cat(the cats that always look like kittens no matter how old they are and live in deserts), and everyone's not sure if he can actually swim, so they have to find a way for him to get around without involving water. (-@scp10000.)

-How about a secret AU.. Every hermit has their big secrets and when Grian joined. He doesn't really know anything about those secrets even till season 7. Not many hermits talked to him in S6 anyway.. Mumbo was the closest to him so they would have regular chats For Iskall is mostly business related things Grian wants to know why so he set out on a quest to force the others to at least talk to him so he wouldn't be lonely. (-@babylightstudentbiscuit.)

-Hermit Family AU :: Xisuma is very busy dad but when he isnt busy the kids and younger hermits annoying the hell out of him. Grian once asked to use Xisuma's computer and crashed the whole thing trying to download illegal gamesites and get money off the internet. Mumbo and his trains run through the entire house and Xisuma trips on them daily. (-@gamerutx.)

-College AU!! But they are not students. THEY ARE THE TEACHERS (-@ivi-prism.)

Ones I planned to do anyway but Hermitblr Hivemind and all that:

Battle of The Bands AU: i believe u once mentioned a bands/ battle of the bands au... thats my jam... (Anon.)

[aquacure]

I hope u don't mind a whole lot cus I'm very inch rested, but if it overwhelms you can do whichever ones <:D

for clarkie 2, 3, 7, 17, 20, 23, 32 and for kara 1, 5, 7, 11, 12, 16, 17, 32

HOOOO thank youuuu skyeeee

clarkie

2.how easily does your oc make friends? 

she’s very fun and pleasant, so she can make friends pretty easily, but there are some people who see her and get. unsettled.

3. does your oc go beyond what they have to do or do they usually do just enough work to get by?

oh she’s putting 120% into whatever she does, even if it doesn’t seem like it. doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to use shortcuts tho!

7. does your oc plan things and stick to it or do they make it up as their go?

oh she’s VERY much a planner. and she sure would like to stick to what she’s made. sometimes situations call for flexibility, so she’ll change it on the fly, but she’s got steps planned out

17. do people like hanging around them? do they have a positive, friendly energy?

it’s a varied opinion! she’s positive and friendly, but some people sense something a bit. cold from her as well. no one’s ever seen her mad.

20. are they vengeful?

is she, indeed...

23. what is something really dumb that irritates your oc a lot?

not putting trash or recycling into the proper containers. theY’RE LABELLED. IT’D BE SO COOL IF YOU GUYS DIDN’T PUT CANS INTO THE TRASH

32. which one of the 7 deadly sins fit your oc more? do they see it as a flaw?

greed. she doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

kara

1. is your oc easily bothered by things?

she can get worked up by small things pretty easily, yeah... but she’s tryna be chill.  she tries. she’s just a lil nervous sometimes

5. is your oc imaginative or more down-to-earth?

she’s down to earth, very practical n realistic

7. does your oc plan things and stick to it or do they make it up as their go?

she tries to stick to the plan as much as possible, even at her detriment... it’s ok it’ll work out iT’S OK

11. are they critical of others?

lowkey yea, she tries to keep it to herself or mention it in a gentle way

12. do they like art? what is their favorite type (paintings, songs, fashion, etc)?

she likes to sing softly, experiment a lil with fashion..... and cook. she likes to cook.

16. are they the kind of person who’s always on the defensive?

no, that’d be her partner, shiori......

17. do people like hanging around them? do they have a positive, friendly energy?

she’s intimidating as hell because she’s 7 feet tall, buff, quiet, and almost all of her face is covered except for her right eye, but once u get to know her she’s got mom friend vibes and she’s very caring

32. which one of the 7 deadly sins fit your oc more? do they see it as a flaw?

hhfdsfddfas envy but that’s bc she’s insecure

[dameronology]

K so congrats on 800! I haven't been here long, but I've binged alot of your work, and loved it. I'm gonna send asks for the ships, sending your ship first because you deserve it! (Also it's funny I just saw the 800 celebration thing, bc I know this is your celebration, but I just laugh bc my birthday is Tuesday and idk I found it ironic) Anyway I'm gonna send the ask, brb.

So this will be a HP ship! I ship you with Fred Weasely. In your about you page-thing, you said you love to talk to people, so I feel like you both would click really well, since he seemed popular. Being a mess? Why, that's a mutual mood between you two! (Sure, it may be a different kind of mess, bc y'know. Pranks.) Being a Slytherin, and him being a Gryffindor, it's a weird mix, at first. You were probably one of the few who didn't fall for one of the pranks, when you first met the twins (1/2) + (2/2) Was this good? Not in their opinion. They found it astonishing, but it made them want to know you. Once becoming friends with them, you volunteered to test the pranks. You both got together in the summer between school. It was random, really. Fred harbored feelings for you first. When you got together, George was happy for you both, but laughed since Fred was the one who didn't want to bother "That unprankable slytherin girl." You are yet to be pranked.

For my ship, the fandom will have to be Star Wars, Original Trilogy, and with a guy please. I love to tinker, and see how things work, and make things, leading to me taking up baking, sewing, and tinkering as hobbies. I also love to read, I've been doing it as long as I could remember. I love the summer and the heat, and I'm always warm. And sunsets and sunrises! Gosh, they're beautiful. I've never seen a sunrise/sunset I didn't like. (1/2) + For my appearance, I'm 5'2 and 1/2, with shoulder length cola colored hair. (Brown with a red tint.) I have brown eyes, rosy cheeks, and a slight tan. I'm very quiet and reserved, a bit of a pushover and naive at times. But with those I'm close with, I'm always laughing and cheery. I try to be there for people who need to talk, or need to be cheered up. Basically, the mom friend. I'm also Chaotically clumsy! (2/3, got longer than expected.) + (An example of this would be whenever I sneeze, my head goes back. Maybe it hits the wall, but still.) I try to be as level-headed as I can be, thinking every option through for any situation. I'm a big planner for certain things, too. (Except for school. I have a terrible work ethic for school. Everything else? Amazing work ethic.) Usually I keep small mementos from special occasions, like from a state fair or from a movie. That's it! Thanks :D (3/3)

first off: THANK YOU FOR THAT SHIP bc i love fred and george with all my heart and that scenario is amazing & the chaotic energy would be OFF the charts & also, happy birthday!!

i ship you with han! initially, your personalities have quite a disparity - he’s very outspoken and confident, but it’s the contrast that make things work so well. he could bring out a more open side of you and from you, he could learn a thing or two about being a little more reserved (and sometimes calming the fuck down™ bc let’s face it, the man probably needs it). the fact you’re level headed would go in hand with his slightly disorderly manner and your planning skills would be a lifesaver for him. you’d very much balance each other out & compliment each other with your personalities. it would probably be the kind of relationship where people think ‘how does it work?’ but upon witnessing you two together, it suddenly makes all the sense in the world. han would love to tinker with you, especially on the falcon; he’s always trying new things with his ship and you’re probably the one person he’d actually take advice from in regard to engineering. 

han’s way of showing you appreciation would be to take you to different planets with beautiful sunsets/views. he’s not the best with words, so he tries to show his love for you through physical affection and actions & he’d also bring back little mementos for you if he goes away on a mission.