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thewildnopeboat · 1 year ago

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(This is not a call out post, this is just supposed to be a joke)

Me, mentions in passing: so I want to play an artificer.

Completely new DM, Bless them: okay, go for it.

*nearing the end*

DM: You're banned from playing artificer.

Me: Is it about the Nitroglycerin?

DM: No, it's about the war crimes

Me: Oh, right those happened...

#dnd artificer #why im banned from playing certain classes #I introduced war crimes #that character is also a god in universe now #not joking about that last tag #also Trains are cool and steam carriages are neat

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spyres · 2 months ago

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#bwark #pkmn leaks #can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't #supposed to be seen by the public #esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature #and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west #so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao #ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it #it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be #it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny #joke about it #ask to tag?

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coolerhope · 6 months ago

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Eustace is actually a really good name for him. Plotwise, it truly makes me believe that his father didn't care for him.

#ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #aai2 #sebastian debeste #eustace winner #sorry about this joke if you're name is Eustace #edit: honestly i can come around to Eustace but Winner as a last name is just lazy #edit2: learning about different fandoms that has Eustaces in the tags

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autumn-may · 1 month ago

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terrisas really funny ithink

#kingdom hearts #kh #my art #image id in alt #kh fanart #Saix #saïx #isa #terra #kh terra #terrisa #Moonrocks #<-? I think people call them that sometimes. I think its cute #Kh saix #kh saïx #kh isa #Not tagging this xemsai because its only a little bit about it. I mean xemsais the joke but ykwim #Ok for real though ive been thinking about them these last few weeks and actually they're really cool 2me #Like theres whole “came back wrong” dynamic since isa remembers everything and terras basically a whole different person #And adding onto that saix and xemnas relationship wasnt exactly. Normal. So i could totally see something like isa-#-subconsciously reverting back to how he acted in kh2 while terras like ‘? You dont have to do that?” And like theyre both AFFECTED by-#-xemnas but in different ways and terra can see how xemnas was through isa and augh #Anyway. This is still an akusai house but i think isa can have an unhealthy one sided attachment to a person he barely knows out of their-#-resemblance to someone he ‘sacrificed himself to’ (kh character files words not mine).#It improves the biodiversity.#terraisa

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weirdglassthing · 2 months ago

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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

#the good or bad thing depending on who you ask about my ship art is that there are many more ranting tags #once again bringing my “he can’t blush but what if he did’’ agenda #Ngl the first panel reminds me of a children’s book it’s kind of fire #I feel like frost doesn’t like being touched by most people #but then he meets gricko professional animal friend and he’s so confused bc wtf why doesn’t he hate this #so that’s the drawing #sighs fondly confused grimmorning #except frost is the only one that’s confused #Im not joking when I say this one took me a long time I started it the day before the prompt and finished it like a week later #unintentional but frost is doing the Jim halpert thing #he wasn’t supposed to be but it turned out that way #frost don’t Jim the fourth wall.. community reference yeah..#I keep forgetting gricko tail agenda #also I love all the requests I’ve been getting once shiptober is over those will be popping up #anyways that’s enough out of me #but seriously some of those requests are so good they’re actually inspiring me to finish these pieces #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #morning frost #gricko grimgrin #grimmorning #gricko x frost #OH last thing possible stardust rhapsody art on the way I have to share my dandy art with the world

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buqbite · 4 months ago

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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah #wait first off #hi3 #honkai impact 3rd #welt yang #void archives #voidwelt #my doodles #okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make #and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny #second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per #cuz he's got more “important” shit to do #(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason #i think we all know what kinda look this is #edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood #edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???

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non-plutonian-druid · 3 months ago

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[ID: a doodle of old, Commission-era Five lounging in a bathtub with cucumbers over his eyes and a glass of wine in one hand and a bottle in the other. He has several scars, including one that starts at his collarbones and goes all the way down his torso. End ID.]

i missed old five this season so bad. where was he!!! Where was my old man!!! I took it upon myself to answer with "in the bath, chilling" because he deserves it. old five people, you're welcome

#tua #the umbrella academy #im not tagging this spoilers im sorry i know i talked about season 4 in the caption #five hargreeves #my art #whats the courtesy tag #partial nudty #?????#idk man #another thing that i need to do because we didnt get it in s4 either is a five fight scene animatic #i made a promise to myself that i would make one if we didnt get a five fight scene AGAIN this season #and lo and behold...#like yall are you joking thats half the damn show now that he doesnt kill people!!#anyway i have no idea the what or the why or the where or when so if people have any suggestions im all ears #i just dont want the last time i watch five kill people to be the commission board from FOUR YEARS AGO

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sheikfangirl · 1 month ago

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Oops 🤭

And cuz my drawings all have backstories: Pre-Relationship Zelink touring Hyrule, stopping in Eldin. Gorons invites Princess Zelda to the hot springs and she promptly accepts. Link awkwardly but politely declines going in, which Zelda finds surprising... A friendly Goron starts teasing Link and insists until he goes "Come ooooon" on him and smacks him waaaaay too strong. Poor Link falls fully clothed in the hot water but gets out fast trying to act cool and hide his embarrassment... Turns out Link doesn't want Zelda to see his scars. She realises that day that he hides them on purpose. Draaaaaaaaama

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weaver-z · 2 years ago

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Me when I GET you

#lackadaisy #''why can't we reblog this?'' because this post made a joke about hazbin hotel and now viv's fans want me dead LMAO #< that last tag is only half-joking

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ffc1cb · 1 year ago

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played thru all of zero escape games recently... it was an experience

#uhhm. aheem heem #zero escape 999 #virtue's last reward #zero time dilemma #zero escape #clover field #sigma klim #phi zero escape #luna zero escape #junpei tenmyouji #akane kurashiki #carlos ztd #oh god #quark vlr #thats everylne i think #art stuff #should i tag anything here as spoilers. the joke about carlos isnt even accurate #anyway luna best ze character ever. no im not biased towards [spoiler]. i just think shes neat. and also i love [spoiler]

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peepingwizard · 3 months ago

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it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once

#the wizard posts #the wizard shitposts #gravity falls #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #the book of bill #i need you all to know that after i posted my last post and in the tags i joked about them doing it to reptiles and samurais #i immediately drew this #the thought would not leave my head #in other news i cannot draw fidds #but by god i AM GOING TO FUCKING LEARN #the need to draw yaoi of these 2 will overcome my inability to draw him

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sinnabee · 11 months ago

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