#not hornyposting i swear

[pocketprophets]

who knew that (almost) every semblance of intimacy with this person would be through/because of video games. i love video games

[trashgrl666]

[godhurts]

I touched his dick for the first time today and he almost passed out

If my man ain't like this I don't want him

[moon0shadow]

If Michael ever does get an actual sprite or design (to my knowledge he doesnt, if there's any canon material about what he looks like, I'd be happy to know anyways),

I hope he has the biggest boob window known to Angel Kind.

I mean like. Simeon got the Hip Windows. Raphael got his abs out. It's obvious that angels don't mind showing some skin. (Luke being the exception since. Yknow, he's a child, of course, he's perfectly dressed the way he is.)

So, as I've said, i want those angel tits out and about walking down the diavolo-damned street-

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Me trying to kill the sexual mood: I'm gonna go take a shower

[darth-maya]

Average Baldurs Gate 3 player

[benoits-neckerchieves]

He knows what he’s doing damn it

Daniel Craig photographed by Henny Garfunkel

[flowers-but-gay]

i really DONT miss the hornyposting on 196 please DONT send me cropped porn memes because i am NOT down bad right now and also i DONT find them funny. whatever you do DO NOT send me cropped gay porn memes and hornyposts 🥺👉👈

[qiwhy]

Me and who

[t4t-tgirl-slut]

first post- tummy tuesday!!!

[dr-spectre]

She so fine ITS PISSING ME OFF!!!!

Guys, listen. Okay. Listen up y'all, hear me out fellas.

In my personal opinion, for a girl to be attractive to me, having the biggest boobs, the biggest butt, doesn't fucking matter. Idc about that to an extent.

What matters is how they present themselves, their personality, etc. Callie has that style, that class, that elegance, the cute yet cheeky demeanour. The way she moves... the way she dances... the way she sings.... the way she be moving dem hips. The way she laughs. Her fucking cheeky little grins and smirks is so fucking adorable.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? Callie ain't that bad either in her physical appearance. Look at her Summer Nights look and then come back to me if you disagree.

UGH! I LOVE HER! SHE HAS MESSED UP MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY!!! God... I just.... I just want herrr... I NEEEEDDDDD her. I crave her... ughhh... I want to hold her waist and just... not stop for hours and hours and hours... until my fucking legs give out.. and NO! I WANT GO INTO DETAIL ON WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

It's so late where I'm at right now. I feel like I'm drunk cause im so sleep deprived. This recent splatoon news drop has messed me up man. They can't just drop shit at us like that! THEY KEEP JUMPSCARING US WITH NEWS DROPS!

LIKE LOOK AT THIS!!!

UGHHH!! IT'S MAKING ME ANGRYY!!! STOP TURNING ME ON!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET HORNY FOR CEPHALOPOD WOMEN!!! I HAD ENOUGH!!! MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE IT!!! BLOOD IS BEING PUMPED INTO THE WRONG PLACES!!!

YOU AS WELL!!!

Okay not you Pearl, but I still wanna give you a hug. Cause you're cool.

And you. Fuck off. You make me uncomfortable. You and your weird speedo.

You're fucking cool tho Marie. I love you. You're awesome. Keep being a good cousin to Callie.

[toxictoad]

Look I'm not defending Komari Vosa but I am saying that developing an intense psychosexual obsession with Dooku is something I can understand because like respectfully I wanna sit in his lap send tweet

[trashgrl666]

[strwbmei]

Head empty only thoughts of Furina gagging and choking on my (non-existent) dick and leaving marks of her blue lipstick circling the base

[rest-your-head-in-my-lap]

Something about messy grinding just gets to me... I think it's the raw feeling behind it, the lazy need or harsh desperation it's all really good. Also just, the leftovers of being loved in that way, the marks, the cum sticky on your skin mmnnnnn It's such an obvious sign of how much the other person wants you That's proobbably why I also like being handled and tugged and shit, it's all based on sheer need and want and it makes it so obvious the way you feel Also makes me feel closer to a doll or toy, just- a plaything. Honestly I like being moved and positioned even out of sex for aforementioned reasons. Something about it just melts me so nice.

[bunnyisintrouble]

I'm sorry I threatened you with violence do you still wanna fuck me