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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill itās literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ā¤ļø
#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages#but hey we can at least have the french work ethic#live from the musain#france#step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him
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i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....
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okay okay I know the point of this is āWhite people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black peopleās names as they do foreign European namesā and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point
but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:
anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just donāt feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right š
(also in case you didnāt watch the video itās āN-SHOO-teeā not āSHOO-teeā)
#heās an absolute gem I love him#easily becoming one of my favorite doctors#ncuti gatwa#dw#doctor who
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
#og post#this is about any rob mcelhenney character. hence my last post re: hunting him for sport#containment breach
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
#Olympics#Iām just sooo disgusted and now my MRA brother has also gotten radicalised I want to shove him from the balcony
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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He is THE King (and the father)
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor#he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself
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dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic
#gravity falls#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#''Mabel cost him a big opportunity with Ford-" i am killing you with hammers
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This has to be an AU already right? Iāve never seen it. Iām doing it. My city now
The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed heād āearnedā the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
#also the kids arenāt involved. Ford had to take Stanleyās name after an āincidentā and their parents dont want them near a convict#ooh that would be fun. imagine Ford pretending to be Stanley and seeing FIRST HAND how his parents treated him. ouch#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanley gets portal-ed au#stan pines#gf#reverse portal au
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served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images
#autism#autism creature#autistic#actually autistic#asd#tism#the tism#tbh creature#tbh#digital art#reaction image#stickers#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#art#my art#artist#doodles#doodle#I gave him a tail again#i think it's cute#splat#i tried my best
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
bonus under the cut:
#i'm not sure if ford would really be interested in using the internet much#but i could see him wanting to look something up real quick and ending up reading something so outrageously wrong#that it pisses him off to the point that he gets into an argument about it lol#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#digital art#my stuff#anyway i really don't like how this one turned out#but i don't feel like changing it#bc i already spent way more time on this than i actually wanted to#and i don't wanna look at it any longer
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