#not hatin' just statin'

[2aceofspades]

Okay okay I caved just take my contribution to this drawing trend-

(:

[girl-monkey-odalys]

I Would Rather Date Klaus Than Buster

Buster Moon fans, please don’t cancel me for saying this. 

If I were to choose between dating Klaus Kickenklober and dating Buster Moon, I would choose Klaus. Because Klaus wears his heart on his sleeve. I would never have to wonder what he’s thinking. Buster, on the other hand, is a liar. A very cute, fuzzy liar with charmingly expressive ears, but a liar nonetheless. 

Dating Klaus would be like:

Klaus: 😡

Me: I see you’re mad. Again. 

Dating Buster would be like:

Bank teller: I’m sorry, ma’am, we were unable to approve your application for a mortgage. 

Me: Why not? 

Bank teller: Because your credit score is too low. 

Me: Why is my credit score low?

Bank teller: Because you defaulted on the credit card that you opened last year. 

Me: But I didn’t open a credit card last year.

[therealsinnohdawn]

male character: i have no romantic relationships in canon and i die before this is ever explored

everyone: gay

female character: i’m coded as autistic and i have no relationships but i repeatedly express a desire for them and it just never happens

everyone: asexual

[divinely-yourz]

that's so... random tho

our boy jake lockley and natasha romanov, the rareship you don’t know you need until you do

[kimberlyannharts]

The Turbo Movie was…a lot…but I will absolutely never be over Tommy’s *gasp Kim!* faces. 💖💚

(Also the hotness of evil!Kim.)

looking back on the Turbo movie it's actually super hilarious. the audacity of Tommy canonically being in a relationship with Kat at the time but the writers were so obviously like "we have Amy Jo Johnson back, we are not losing this opportunity to play up Tommy and Kim being back together again"

[praxidicae2]

Middle Age Imagines

Imagine sleeping through a whole night and actually feeling rested. You get up on a weekend, and it's not plus or minus fifteen minutes from when your alarm clock would go off on a weekday.

[santamonicayachtclub]

What the Nicholas Sparks hell is this shot and whose hand do I need to shake for it.

[katsumiiii]

I'm not hatin, I'm just statin....He gonna fold yo ass and I'm waiting..☝️😃

he ain’t gon fold SHIT

bc imma fold that ass first

[sweets-says]

I ain’t hatin, just statin! You can’t even train someone to be as awesome as me.

[unsaintlike]

Honestly? I don't know how I did it, either. Although, I suppose you put up with a lotta shit to accomplish things you really wanna do, even if it leaves you feelin' exhausted. Do know flyin' can be hard on some folks, but thankfully it doesn't bother me too much, outside of the jetlag when headin' out to other countries and whatnot. Am sorry you gotta deal with that, Jules. 'Far as these days off, eh, nothin' too special. Relaxin' at home, hittin' up the local markets that're poppin' up now that the weather's nice, takin' Navy and Bugs to the park so they can run amuck. Low key, easy goin' things, y'know? Know what you mean 'bout hatin' that brace, too. That was probably one of my least favorite things after I had surgery, but 'least you're over the worst of it. Probably statin' the obvious here, but try to get out and do things if you can. Doesn't have to be anything big, but, y'know, just to get a little sun and fresh air. That does a world of good when you're healin' up.

[sxelittle]

Saw a thing and being honest

I’m so glad I don’t have stretch marks.

[peemple]

i wanna just spurt little things out there like, “man, im so pumped for this years holiday baking championship” or “im so in the mood for a good hug rn” instead of just trying to be funny. its sooo atypical and casual and good that i want it so bad. bein in an environment thats so centralized amongst sarcasm and curt comments sucks major butt. if u do that its cool but theres a point where youre not super into it anymore. not hatin’ just statin’.

[arkiex]

You’re more of a shitzu

took a “here’s the ideal breed of dog for you!” quiz for the hell of it and it gave me german shepherd so you know that quiz was bullshit

[usuallyrics-blog]

We Ain't The Same

New Lyrics has been published on usuallyrics.com https://usuallyrics.com/lyrics/we-aint-the-same/

We Ain't The Same

(performed by Omelly) (feat. Louie V Gutta)

[Intro: Takbar] Aye O? What the fuck wrong with these niggas? Everytime I turn around niggas got somethin’ to say about my motherfuckin’ nigga Omelly Like he ain’t been in these fuckin’ STREETS! Like he ain’t been running around with that FUCKIN’ heat! Ya’ll see my nigga everyday nigga tooled up and jeweled up Lit up like a FUCKIN’ Christmas tree! I don’t know what’s up with these niggas Niggas ain’t never been sweet Street suckas for life nigga we do what we want

[Omelly:] Oh yeah, chea, chea Catch me in that blue six, sp-sp-sp-peedin like sonic nigga My little niggas catch a rack, don’t say shit about it nigga (’bout it nigga) Co-sign a nigga; homie you a rat you ain’t ridin’ nigga (you ain’t ridin’ nigga) And I’m only statin’ facts so keep runnin’ your face and I’m slidin’ nigga (I’m slidin’) Every nigga with me and they poppin’ off toasters (poppin’ off toasters) Catch us every where hoppin’ out of them ghosts (we swervin’) Keep it cool homie better watch how you approach us (we out’chea!) B-b-bars so fire nigga think Meek wrote this (let’s get it) That hatin’ shit I ain’t got time for (time for) I don’t pop mollies, I pop dime whores (dime whores) Got a bad model you would die for (she bad) Lookin’ through my Cazals and my Tom Fords T-t-this AP dancin’ on my WRIST (I’m flexin’) Niggas mad, they ain’t doin it like THIS (they stressin’) Straight profit made a hundred off them SCRIPTS (them scripts) I hear you talkin’ pussy, you ain’t gon’ do shit (I’m gone)

[Chorus: Louie V Gutta] My niggas be talkin’ like they about that shit I got on all my jewels all my designer shit (straight up) Boy this shit what I do don’t get beside yourself (yeah) And you know I got my two don’t get beside yourself My nigga, my nigga we ain’t the same (nah) My nigga, my nigga we ain’t the same at all (same at all) My nigga, my nigga we ain’t the same (nah) My nigga, my nigga we ain’t the same at all (same at all) At all, at all, at all, at…

[Louie V Gutta:] Said I do shit different, said my new shit different Said my new whip different, different watch, different bitches Say the way I’m livin, I do it a little different And my money just different, everything different Said I don’t trust hoes, I don’t love hoes, I just fuck the hoes that y’all lust Y’all niggas talkin’ like y’all about that shit but y’all know y’all don’t do it like us Brand new foreign with the cranberry guts (guts) I slide through there like yuck (yuck!) Cause the money ain’t a thing my nigga (money) shit we blow it like dust (ho!) These hoes ain’t fuckin’ with you; you on Instagram, you liked a million pictures And she shot you down you still tryna get her but I fucked her once and done forgot her nigga, damn (Haha!) These Balenciaga, not Prada, nigga It’s Bel-Air in my bottom, nigga; all my niggas get a dollar, nigga

[Chorus]

Who is Meek Mill

Robert Rihmeek Williams, famous stage name Meek Mill, is an American rapper. Born in Philadelphia, the artist began his musical career with The Bloodhoundz. In 2008, hip-hop artist T.I. made the first entry.

[kimberlyannharts]

i think what i’m most excited to see in the ranger slayer arc is slayer drawn in a pose that isn’t her iconic 3/4 view legs spread hands clenched cape billowing behind her stance 

[lenoxreign]

AIN'T NO CELEBRATIN, JUST STATIN, SATAN. WATCH YOURSELF, HE BE HATIN - #BeastSystemShit #BeastSystemOnTheRise #FuckLucy #FuckThe666 #FuckTheTSA #FucktheSystem (at Tempe, Arizona)