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girl-monkey-odalys · 2 years ago

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I Would Rather Date Klaus Than Buster

Buster Moon fans, please don’t cancel me for saying this.

If I were to choose between dating Klaus Kickenklober and dating Buster Moon, I would choose Klaus. Because Klaus wears his heart on his sleeve. I would never have to wonder what he’s thinking. Buster, on the other hand, is a liar. A very cute, fuzzy liar with charmingly expressive ears, but a liar nonetheless.

Dating Klaus would be like:

Klaus: 😡

Me: I see you’re mad. Again.

Dating Buster would be like:

Bank teller: I’m sorry, ma’am, we were unable to approve your application for a mortgage.

Me: Why not?

Bank teller: Because your credit score is too low.

Me: Why is my credit score low?

Bank teller: Because you defaulted on the credit card that you opened last year.

Me: But I didn’t open a credit card last year.

#Spoiler: Buster opened one in my name.#I choose option 1.#So that explains how he was able to pay for our trip to Costa Rica.#I'm not hatin'. I'm just statin'.#I ship him with Eddie anyway. I mean they share speedos.#I still like Buster.#I just wouldn't date him.#sing #sing 2 #sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing buster moon #sing buster #klaus kickenklober #sing klaus

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palmettoshenanigans · 2 months ago

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I'm not even gonna write an essay on this one, I'm tired and it's rapidly approaching the witching hour so imma just-

Neil is constantly shadow boxing with his fear of being Just Like My Father NOT because he fears that Wesninski Blood but because he fears the fragility of choice. Everything he knows how to do, all of his skills, combined with his natural disposition and temperament really do put him on par with his father - potentially even worse than his father if you think Nathan lacks Neil's ability to meticulously execute a long con.

Ruthless. Manipulative. Intelligent. Sneaky n Stealthy. Fast. Quick learner. Violent. Cut throat. Selective empathy. Observant. Skilled with weapons. Crime prodigy. Improv. Etc etc etc - Nathaniel truly is Nathan's son when you look at Capacity. Neil had very good reason to fear that - he really is a Wesninski in more than just name.

He just chooses to be kind. Chooses to care. Chooses Exy and friends and family and Andrew and Love.

But choices are both iron clad foundations and flimsy whisps in the wind

Neil isn't different from his father because of difference in Capacity. Neil is different from his father because of difference in Choices. And "Is that enough?" is such a scary question when it suddenly involves people he dared to care about.

#the nature of humanity relying on the capacity for monstrosity and the moment by moment decision to choose otherwise #and the life long responsibility to not grow complacent in that option select #yadda yadda humanity as a commitment to not take for granted as a given or whatever #there's an essay there that I don't feel like writing #but I know Neil is a great poster child for it #also #Nathan is a Butcher #and Nathaniel is a Surgeon #that's why it was in everyone's best interest #that Neil was able to choose Love and Exy #Criminal Neil would have been the bane of everyone's existence #ichiro: Someone Put This Child Under My Pay Role And Out Of My Hair Or Else #He's Gonna Fuck Up My Business Otherwise #Neil: Buy My Silence With An Exy Career And One (1) Boyfriend #ichiro: Fine #all for the game #neil josten

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liltaireissocute · 3 months ago

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Vax covers Percy's shoulders with his coat (because it's freezing and Percy's fancy jacket is light as hell) and Percy is deeply in love

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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redysetdare · 1 year ago

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#pokemon #poll #pokeblr #pokémon #eevee #evveelutions #personally I've got ideas for a ghost type and steel type myself ;)#but I'm curious what the most popular type is for a perspective eeveelution addition #tbh i dont think they really plan to add any more but one can always hope #also no I didn't include normal type as eevee itself is normal type and the point is that it evolves #into a completely different type #it evolving into normal type is stupid #no other option you gotta choose the 1 you wanna see THE MOST. you can comment that you want multiple but otherwise #you gotta choose only one

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lovesodeepandwideandwell · 4 months ago

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Once Again my father is seeking to set me up with conservative Reformed Midwestern men

#he does it in such respectful reasonable paragraphs of text #and genuinely this guy seems great. pastor homeowner loves my family a lot #how do i tell my father it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #without telling him i'm 1) intentionally refusing to live near my family 2) much more liberal than he thinks on most issues #and 3) actually literally choosing my career (option to pursue the teaching vocation i've been preparing for)#over a man (in a denomination that believes i should never be listened to as theologian in church and possibly in the rest of life)

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imhereonthekitchenfloor · 8 months ago

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#we might have everyone picking the last album mostly but gotta check #I am obviously choosing option 1 if you look at the blog title #*option not album from my first tag😂

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danielnelsen · 1 year ago

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You can interpret these however you like, and I’d love to read your ideas for other origins or extending these ones in the tags (etc)!

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #dragon age ii #da #da2 #dragon age poll #i had a few other ideas but none that i thought were concrete enough to add here #but then i remembered i can only add 12 options on desktop and i’m on my phone rn so it doesn’t matter anyway lmao #idk whether to do one of these polls for dai because the origins are barely integrated #oh and i feel like this goes without saying but ‘human refugee’ doesn’t count #even if it’s what you’d choose given all these options #i don’t even know what i’m gonna vote here yet. they’d all be pretty interesting #i feel like all of these could be reasonably integrated into the story in a similar way to hawke #except circle mage; that’d be tricky to work into the act 1 plot hmmmmmm

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valewritessss · 4 months ago

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Say what you want about thinking Percy only remembered Annabeth because Hera left her in his memory but for the love of everything just let people have their romantic little headcanon

#doesn’t have to be so literal #I’m a believer that it was because she’s his mortal anchor #people have a different theory #but there’s no right answer #some people act like others are stupid for thinking anything else #like no every option is equally possible #I’d just rather believe that they have this invisible string that can’t be cut and it’s romantic and that’s fine #that being said I think it’s the Achilles thing because 1)#if it was out of pure love it could’ve also been sally that he remembered unless it’s romantic love only #2) I don’t think Hera would choose to keep her there just because she doesn’t like her and would want to make her feel forgotten #because they hate each other or whatever #and 3) him remembering her because she’s his tie to mortality is equally logical and romantic so it’s a nice in between #but believe what you want #all three are equally possible #people who choose to believe it was out of love aren’t delusional and people who #and people who choose to believe it was heras choice aren’t boring #and I think people who believe it was the Achilles thing want a little bit of both #what irks me is when people think they’re superior for not thinking it was love #because I’ve seen lots of people say the people who think so are just being ridiculous and it makes me a little mad #bc even though I don’t think it either it’s not like it couldn’t be that #pjo #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #hoo #the son of neptune #mark of athena #pjo opinions and theories

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wonder-worker · 8 months ago

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"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #my post #friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional'#(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...)#EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband #but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part #As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional'#A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means #of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances #to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor)#It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey #It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years #But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious)#By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family #(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons)#I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485 #which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional #date of 12 February 1487 #2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other #widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump #to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was)#I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument #Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was #They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless #I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests)#certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort #and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!'#which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure #ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.

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eight-pointed-star · 7 months ago

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#i was torn between multiple options when choosing the characters for this. there's so many and they ALL fit so well #i wanted to make a ''haha fingon! you are banging my brother!'' meme so much but decided i'll let feanor say the line just this once #till the last moment i was hesitating whether feanor should say haha nelyo or haha fingon #ALSO re: why maedhros calls him fingon when it's obvious they're not in beleriand #1) it's a silly picture 2) maedhros would not fucking call him ''findekano'' and the diminutive of this name is to this day disputed #russingon #maedhros #fingon #feanor #fëanor #also if you saw the teeth marks on fingon's shoulder... hehe :3 #my art #silmarillion #sorry to spam the tag i need you to see this...#REALISED AT THE LAST MOMENT I'D FORGOTTEN TO GIVE FINGON HIS GOLD THINGY

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shadowglens · 19 days ago

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does anyone else feel like there’s little to no replayability for datv?

#txt #sophie plays datv #datv spoilers #<< not really but just in case #like beyond maybe trying a new rook faction to see unique dialogue etc and saving a different city in act 1 #there’s no other Big quest choices????#like there’s no mages vs templars … no choosing the heir of ozrammar .#everything feels very linear besides some different convo options #once I finish Miriam’s run im gonna fuck around in the cc some more and make some alt rooks #but idk if im gonna do a full replay #which feels devastating because part of the joy of dragon age was the choices! and different world states! and the connections!#😞😞😞🙃🙃🙃

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reanimatedmagpie · 8 months ago

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character design for a lil thing im doing!

this shrimp could fry rice. if you so choose. the skrimp'll one day be a player character option for the pirate story vn crpg thing twine thing about dead people

for now though the skrimp's chief purpose is looking like screamingcryingcat .png for a lil comic that'll go in the zine i think the shrimp'll do fine

#myart #character design #shrimp oc #to love without a heart #oc: tlwah pc 1 #tlwah #lets try mirror pronouns for the pcs since theyre very much specifically for to project onto #but also you can do whatever i think what pronouns you use for your deadgaypiratesona is between you and whatever you believe in #[there will be three options for pcs so people can choose whether they want wet shrimp. creature. or hairy tits]

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colesabi · 13 days ago

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