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why would i go to bed at a decent time and be ready for work when i can spend all night watching the entire recording of the 1993 cabaret play with alan cumming on youtube

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sir this is a wendys

so am i overreacting by being upset that my family is still sitting me at the kids table when i am 26 entire years old

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so am i overreacting by being upset that my family is still sitting me at the kids table when i am 26 entire years old

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A perfect newborn leafcutter ant was recently born at a zoo but nobody cared because it wasn't a piece of shit hippo

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Who is googling this

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Washi Tape “Best Sellers” Sample Set by MechaKucha808

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead

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theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024

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stop that’s so funny

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store