#not for work

[teaboot]

You ever catch a normcore conservative traditional family values type person frothing at the mouth at something benign but like. So obviously personally affected by whatever xyz thing *is* that you just. Know. That they'd be so much healthier if they just handled their repressed fetish like an adult

[peonyblossom]

okay i'm playing chapter 15 of Surrender 2 and MC is at some political campaign party idk and Reagan told her not to work at the party, but then her boss showed up and now the conflict is like "do you want to listen to your domme or work on your career" or whatever and i'm like. where's the option for simply telling her boss that she doesn't work off the clock. what

[teaboot]

oh holy shit

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[teaboot]

No word of a lie my favourite dude thing ever is when older men laugh smugly and imply that the weird kinky things they do are way beyond my understanding, cause like

I work at a sex shop. I've worked s&m clubs. I once got my thumb trapped in an animatronic gyrating asshole

You're not the wild and crazy sex freak you think you are, Gary

[teaboot]

@prokopetz you made this happen

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

[tickfleato]

self-love/self-hate

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[eruditetyro]

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