#not everykabuto

[everykabuto]

not hating, just curious! why do you hate itachi and sasuke?

I don't hate Sasuke, I actually really like Sasuke! I just hate Itachi lol

I just don't like how the narrative frames him as some perfect martyr who didn't actually do anything wrong. He feels like the encapsulation of everything wrong with the end of naruto lmao. "Itachi was just doing what he had to do, isn't that so tragic for itachi" IS IT?? They act like itachi died on the cross for konoha's sins I swear to god

And then as a kabuto stan I'm mad that kabuto's arc basically just ends with itachi making everything about himself and lecturing sasuke and the audience for chapters straight and making up some dumb shit about what kabuto's arc apparently was supposed to be it makes me so mad. Itachi makes every scene he's in about himself and it pisses me off

[anti-tenten]

Okay I think everykabuto said it already but how the fuck would fourth shinobi war kabuto remind Itachi of himself? Itachi was never attached emotionally to his superiors, he was never left unsupervised to let his intrusive thoughts win or whatever, he always knew where he was going at least surface level. Sure, maybe Itachi got an identity crisis at some point but he still stayed on his path of fulfilling konoha's orders. His and kabuto's childhoods are very similar and I disagree with the notion that his advice to kabuto was meaningless and he "didn't understand him". Sure Itachi was never really confused about his role in society but he did see right through kabuto's unhealthy obsession with orochimaru disguised as his own identity and he was right about that. Itachi might have been a tool in the hands of the government but he always knew what he wanted to do, where he came from and what his views were. Kabuto was betrayed and discarded several times and when the only person who saw his true potential actually gave him an illusion of chance to have any sort of autonomy he got obsessed with him no matter how nonchalant he tried to make it look. Yes he was likely disappointed when he was used to fulfill someone else's plans again but he never got to make big decisions before so even the promise of not getting killed because he's "too important" was enough to be genuinely loyal to orochimaru to him. Joining him was one of the only decisions he seemingly made out of his own volition and he shaped his personality as an adult around him

[ao3dorian-gay]

what I am, I don't know. I am the simulacrum of myself.

naruto ch 582-585 (via @everykabuto) and jean baudrillard, simulacra and simulation | spirited away (2001) | carmen maria machado, in the dream house | jean-paul sartre, no exit | natalie diaz, "postcolonial love poem" | fyodor dostoyevsky, crime and punishment

[sueske]

apparently the novels said fugaku but they’re not canon so. and the anime did that scene differently without dialogue.

[plantb0t]

Sorry if you all saw that kabuto panel I meant to queue that to everykabuto not my main

Absolutely the worst panel to accidentally send over here too I'm dying

[eighthmelody]

I think it was included in his sinister team package! If you look to the previous manga panels everykabuto posted on Apr. 15, the wide shot panel where Oro declares Kabuto his hideout's 1st visitor specifically, you can see the juicing equipment there. There's even more spouts in the foreground too, indicating loads of those machines! Can't recall, but were Kab & Oro the only ones ever in that place? With all the machines there, you'd expect more workers... Unless they just used clone jutsu...?

Maybe at first, but I’d imagine they’d be able to bring more people in to help as the years passed and Orochimaru amassed his following.

Did you notice the jars were already filling with blood? Kabuto was able to absorb Orochimaru’s abilities through his blood. Is it really that simple? Just take a sample of another ninja’s blood and inherit their powers?

Watch out for any blood-mobiles driven by these two. . .

[every-sasuke-uchiha]

I randomly decided to start an Every Sasuke blog after being inspired by @everykabuto so here I am! 

Currently, I will post 10 Sasukes a day but that may change in the future. Also, I will add my own commentary in the tags on some of the posts since I have a lot of opinions when it comes to Sasuke. Another thing to note is that I am a SasuNaru shipper so I will definitely talk about the ship in my commentary. 

By the way, you can call me, the person running the blog, Eternal. I use he/him pronouns. Feel free to send asks. I would love to hear what you guys have to say! 

[everyhinata]

[everykabuto]

[everykabuto]

ngl i think you picked the funniest manga panel to leave off on for ages. some say he is still trapped in the izanami to this day

So sorry kabuto... one day he will be freed

[everykabuto]

[everykabuto]

Ok ok impromptu hiatus is over. Thank you all for voting on the polls our regularly scheduled kabuto content will start again in an hour

[everykabuto]

Can you post the pages with Orochimaru's dialogue? I wanna know what they're saying to make Kabuto react like that 🙏 please and thank you

Here you go!

[everykabuto]

i think the war arc couldve been dramatically improved if kabuto got to eat a pebble

I literally thought abt this every single time he picked one up when I was watching the anime. I think when the edotensei ninjas get defeated he should just eat the little game pieces

[everykabuto]

How do I get to the beginning? You have so many posts. Are there no links?

I'm not sure how to link to tags right now but I think I'll try to make a pinned masterpost some time in the next few days, because you're right, I do have a lot of posts now

In the meantime, I'll tag this post with every arc I can remember so you can at least search by arc instead

[everykabuto]

The things you have to look at on this damn blog asddf I'm laughing every time someone's going like graaaaaah aouuugh bloorh or whatever

SHFHSF GOD YEAH. I love kabuto but at what cost...