#not even as an NPC?????
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trifecta of brennan lee mulligan self-inserts in fantasy high junior year
#ppl have referred to all three of these npcs as brennan self-inserts. which i think are all true for different reasons.#it is very funny that he made a guy specifically to counter emilys shenanigans this season. and it hasnt even worked.#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#badger post
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interesting business decision
#this aint even me begging for shadow milk#im just surprised they made flour playable when she just dropped while milk is still an npc#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cjj arts#beast yeast#inb4 milk becomes playable and everyone comes back to this post lmao
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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.
He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!
You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).
Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!
But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!
#this is a really long winded way to say i really really really really hate new horizon's storyline and player role#i really hate that not only your house but the entire TOWN. the whole COMMUNITY you're a part of is owed to tom nook's business#i really hate the “vacation getaway package” angle because it shows just how commercialized the entire premise of nh is#and how lost the game is in its original core concept#animal crossing is about the experience of moving to a new town and becoming a part of that community#just to compare: all past ac games have a similar opening#you're on a bus or train or taxi to someplace new. a stranger strikes up a conversation and you get to know them before arriving#new horizons opens with you at customer service desk filling out an client application before a flight.#in prev games working for nook in the tutorial is meant to be demeaning. you want it to be over with so you can actually start living life#but in new horizons working for tom nook IS your life. and it's so rewarding! don't you feel rewarded?#you aren't a person. you aren't a new neighbor. you're tom nook's client. and then his unpaid employee. and the game insists it's fun to be#that's how void the game is#because it's bad enough that a rpg life sim got turned into a sandbox game where you have to build the town yourself#but the only reason why you're building it is because the landlord who you're in debt to TOLD you to build it.#everything is a rewards program! everything is a tour service! be sure to do your daily tasks to earn nook bucks to spend on nook merch!#that really sucks imo.#i mean. the entire game is based around the vacationing industry. of course it all feels fake and temporary. it's only a vacation.#long post#rant#not art#god the fact that your starter villagers can't even decide where to live you have to decide for them#i've never played a game that does the opposite of handholding#where instead it's the PLAYER who has to handhold the npcs through everything. and newsflash!! it's really exhausting and boring
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Eclipse child [OC]
#art#oc#ignaziu#mundus tag#dnd#i could write a book about ignaziu's role in important world events even if they never show up as an NPC#they might#depends!#they/them for ignaziu!
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Hoenn crossing, or something
#Yes this trend is long dead but it lives . to ME#ORAS#hoenn#do i tag all these guys. oh my god.#pokemon trainer may#rival wally#pokemon trainer brendan#contest star lisia#gym leader wallace#lore keeper zinnia#champion steven stone#aqua leader archie#magma leader maxie#aqua admin matt#magma admin tabitha#aqua admin shelly#magma admin courtney#how do ppl tag the cahracters even i never know#quick thing inbetween other things cus im putting off BACKGROUNDS Like a true artist#everyones meant to be a different species but i hope that shows#may monkey (based on the npc from happy home designer though) wally mouse brendan dog#lisia duck wallace ostrich zinnia chameleon ((also based on npc)) steven tiger#archie bear maxie goat matt eagle tabitha hamster shelly wolf courtney cat
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Strife Dragonage
anotherrr momentous day in the Strife Dragonage fandom, etc
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoiler tag!#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#strife#gpoy#bioware#video games#long post#longpost#OOUGHHH hes so cool#i love his in-game model#now THAT. is an old man#long have i waited for this day#since march 2020 in fact#strife dragonage my beloved#niche/side npc fans where you at#tfw u r in love with a side npc before the game even launches hhhhh#already romanced him in my heart etc#this was the only thing i wanted to crack open the door of my spoiler bunker for hhhhh
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A random thought I had about DA: Dreadwolf at 2am….
#mariana rambles#dragon age#solas#dragon age dreadwolf#da: dreadwolf#idk think this will happen but I’m putting this out there in case I’m right#would even be more if a twist if the NPC wasn’t a mage also
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#It's unbelievable how excited I get everytime this guy appears unexpectedly in game#Literally “OH MY GOD ITS HIM” 🗣🗣🗣 RAPID POINTINV#No but fr he's my favorite npc#digital art#art#hollow knight#quirrel#hk quirrel#Also idk what it is but when drawing hollow knight shit my rendering just explodes#I don't even know where it comes from
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messing up a job from cody when he's at low love has its consequences
#. // ♡ 🌱 art#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#dol npc#cody the messenger#virgo's worst most diabolical angel#idk if you guys remember him but he was an npc i made that i left untouched for awhile cause i was still figuring him out#and now ive figured most of him out!!! i decided to make him a worse person!!!!! confetti sounds#i wanted to lean more into his instigator trait and the fact that he is like annoying lil bro core with bailey#cody WILL fuck you over if you embarrass him by messing up a job he sends you on and he don't fw with you#not in his virgo-saken home#which... the makeup part of it.... lol. lmao even.#i'll probably do a followup comic maybe#also generic pc because vani would never be caught lacking like this#fanart#my art
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Halloween vibe in china👻💀💅
#china#fashion#video#funny#douyin#xhs#halloween#lmao the part of xielian and huacheng#npc all be like that's enough we chinese don't like PDA even if you are hua cheng and xie lian#and great costumes ladies#the last one is sylus and that silhouette is like he is walking straight from the game into reality
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#pokemon npcs#rse#hoenn#trainer class: aroma lady#I think#the favor lady#pokémon emerald#I read this is 'flavor' for such a long time and that made it even worse
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every time someone reduces CAPTAIN !!! elizabeth "lizzie" lafayette down to "a sad lesbian" a fairy dies bc i shoot it with my gun. like you're telling me you were spoon-fed a character that has one of the most realistic and RAW representations of grief and perseverance in the series and all you got from that was "she's sad" ????
is she a constantly happy character? Fuck no! that's acknowledged!! but to take EVERYTHING that she is, which has positive and negative aspects THAT ARE BOTH SHOWN, to take the fact that she is THE DRIVING FORCE OF THE MAIN BACKGROUND PLOT, and reduce her down to NOTHING but her relationships?? ?what the hell!!!
#saw someone say that lizzie was the most important npc and i cheered and then they tagged on 'bc riptide is abt sad lesbians'#like ok are we ignoring that it's ACTUALLY about living despite everything? are we ignoring that she's fighting an oppressive gvmt?#her sole motivation is NOT ava dude. RAFT is KILLING HER FRIENDS AND HER FAMILY#like you can acknowledge her relationships w ppl. in fact i ENCOURAGE you to do that#because she loves people DEEPLY even though its rare. and that alone says smthn about her.#but she's not waxing poetic about how much she misses ava. id say she's actively ignoring it#my girl is unstable as shit#idk as 1. a lesbian and 2. a person who feels grief intensely#i just. hate how she's reduced to nothing but person b in a ship#BC THE MFS THAT DO THIS HAVE A DEEPER ANALYSIS OF AVA THAN LIZZIE. DAWG AVA AINT EVEN REAL. SHES BEEN DEAD SINCE BEFORE EP 1#sigh. lizzie i love you so much.#jrwi riptide#jrwi#captain lizzie#elizabeth lafayette
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"Ekko lost everything in the end, his ideal timeline, his girlfriend, his mentor. He saved the world but was left with nothing😭"
The Firelights: ...
#poor firelights. both the show and the fans forgot about them#‘ekko lost everything’ dude has an entire gang of close friends/comrades lol#and vi as much as the show likes to forget their bond exists#the firelights should matter way more to him than jinx too considering they've been his allies for years while jinx has been killing them#but this show treats them all like NPCs with zero personality traits or interesting dynamics#so i can't even blame the audience for forgetting about them completely#i just feel like i'm in the twilight zone seeing everyone rave about how ekko lost his ‘girlfriend’ and is all alone now#ekko#firelights#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane critical#arcane ekko#vi#jinx
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the idea of home
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#aloy#seyka#aloy x seyka#seyloy#oh hey i had this in my drafts oops#couldn't think of a caption so i stole a soundtrack title#i spawned seyka in to take this#her weapons are SO HUGE lmao honestly i should have just given aloy back hers#took me FOREVER to get her to look at me when i was even moderately close and usually i'd be in a terrible position for any pose#i didn't actually choose a great spot for light/bg so i ended up doing the haze trick which is kind of boring and bland in a wider shot :/#ANYWAY. tl;dr not a fun time for me setting up the shot so i hope you enjoy it at least!#hfw npcs#hfw pc#(entity spawner)#(photomode mod)
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@chipper-smol and @crow-cap watched me interact with every single object in Vaugarde for 2 hours straight
(honorable mention @payasita who couldnt make it this time but hopefully next time ^_^)
#i havent even died or made it to the king yet i just. spent two hours trying to touch every single thing in town LMAO#or as chipper put it nicely i was “so thorough that i probably didnt miss anything" ;w;#ALSO GOBSMACKED THAT THEY USED PATHFINDING /SPECIFICALLY/ FOR THAT RUNNING NPC#WHEN I TRIED TO TALK TO THEM BY BLOCKING THEIR PATH THEY JUST. RAN AROUND ME. I WAS FUCKING STUNNED#havent experienced the horrors yet :3c#doodles#in stars and time#isat#puppy plays isat#<- need to come up with a better tag but this will do#friends#chipper-smol#crow-cap#crow#chipper#payasita#paya#sona#puppysona#btw my voice for loop will suck SO BAD. SORRY IN ADVANCE
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I haven't had time to do real art but I loved Powder's drawing of Vander and Silco from the AU in the art book and so uhhh here's this. Powder drew all her parents (and sis 🩷) they r holding hands...
#I even included her npc father#youre welcome connol lmao#Connol and Felicia are supposed to be purple and Vander blue and Silco pink but my markers kinda suck so that did not translate#arcane#powder arcane#connol arcane#vander arcane#silco arcane#felicia arcane#zaundads#jinx arcane#arcane fanart#kinda?#i tried to capture her style lmao
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