#not even an inch 😭
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How heavy do we fuck with the custom Dirk Strider Tripp pants™️.
A few progress shots and pictures of the pants themselves. All hand-painted.
#I'm extremely short even with 4 1/2 inch platforms they drag on the ground 😭#Should have gotten an XXS to be honest but I'll work with what I have#readme.txt#homestuck#dirk strider#<- I think I've earned maintagging this. Took me three damn days
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opened my sketchbook to do some thinking but the brain rot is so strong, it just turned into 2.5 pages of opla zosan 🤦🏻♀️
#opla#opla fanart#op fanart#one piece#one piece live action#one piece fanart#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#zosan#sanzo#there's 2.5 pages but these are the only doodles worth sharing trust me LOL#my goodness taz skylar is so!!!!!!💖💖💖 and mackenyu is very pretty 😭😭 cant stop wanting to look at them to draw#did u know opla sanji is 6 feet and opla zoro is 5'10“#how does one hook their chin over their lover's shoulder from behind so u can cuddle while ur lover cooks#if aforesaid lover is 2 inches taller than u 🤔🤔 i must think on this#the answer is probably that zoro's boots have 2 inch soles LOL#while sanji's dress shoes dont give him much added height so it evens out when theyre out and about#it isnt noticeable unless theyre both bare foot#i digress
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Gaze upon it... ✨
#so happy and kind of amazed I act found this one#even before deciding to collect I'd seen it in pictures and admired it a ton#also it's actually rly chonky in person! like 4"+ inches across#I think I need to start a pin collecting insta#I just need to finish collaging my ISO/DISO and maybe take more pics of my small collection to populate it (🤡)#(I feel insane I was seriously thinking abt buying decorative tangled glitter purely so I could use it to take photos of pins LMFAO)#my post#disney pins#merchandise#lord demanitus#tangled the series#🐲💎✨#HECK JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO PHOTOGRAPH THE BACK... IT HAS THE INCANTATIONS ON IT 😭
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Wip Wednesday!
Thank you for the tag @lilyoffandoms 💞💞💞
The only wip I have rn is this one of the besties so I share lol,, they’re wearing matching heart necklaces 😌😌
my toxic art trait is that I get so excited to color immediately after doing the faces and once I start that phase I don’t wanna go back and finish the rest of the body but I can’t color stick fingers so I leave it and that’s how I end up with so many wips DHDKSKKSDKJW
Tagging @faustsnemesis @night-triumphantt @sosolenoo @mydemonsdrivealimo @storyofmychoices @nerdferatum
#me tagging the same besties every time fjskskdjk#sorry but I need to see some art#every once in a while I remember that valen is taller than gideon and every time I remember how insufferable he is about it 😭💀💀#he’s not even THAT much taller but still#like gideon is 6’4 valen is 6’7 but apparently 3 inches is all it takes for the height superiority complex to kick in#also idk if anyone could tell FRHSJAKSK but im clearly hyperfixating on these two sm#they cure my depression#and also cause it#wip wednesday#wip tag#my art#my ocs#valen x gideon
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Reilly is rlly gonna be this season’s Ratcole huh
#says she’ll play for the women#but she is protecting all the men#and leaves the two women on the block…#inch resting#also she lowkey made fun of the want for all girl alliances#“i dont need to prove to america girls rule and boys drule”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#what does that even MEAN#it’s historically known men dominate this game ARE YOU DUMB#an all girl alliance would change everything#i hate it here fr#this is not barbieland#this is so tragic#bb25
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It's morning routine for Thomas to wake up and be greeted with the most annoying mantis ever (it's okay though he just doesn't care)
#monti tho. monti cares. she cares a lot even.#Monti voice So then I was made like an inch shorter because Bugbo doesn't like people being taller than him#actually. Thomas fucking loves Monti for the Bugbo Gossip they'll just fucking yammer about that guy#it's even funnier thinking Thomas thinks Monti ALSO hates the guy. no bro Monti is enamoured with him#ah. ah I see. the flyswatter has developed feelings under the assumption that he is similar to the mantis.#me when I'm normal wtf 😭#bugbo#bugbo oc#monti#thomas flyswatter
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I bought the gayest lil boots from the thrift store for just $5 oh my GOOOODDD 😭❤️
#roadie rambles#listen y’all let me just ramble about how phenomenal of a find this was#it’s so hard for me to find rain boots that aren’t too hot or too huge-looking especially for my wide ass feet#and the fact that it has a wedge heel?? and it’s COMFY?? and it’s REEEDDD!!! that’s a godsend#in and of itself#I’m 5’4 I’ll take all the extra inches I can get 😭#it’s not even my size!!! it’s a size up but I figured why not try em on since they’re so cute#but somehow it fits like a glove??#and then the fact that it was $5 after discounts…holy shit.#holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!!#okay thanks for listening I’m very happy with these 🥰
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I need to know if people who create bots on spicychat are doing this for satire because wtf do you mean he’s 6’8 with a 33inch dong???? 😭
#missy rambles#cannot take that shit serious if I even tried 😭😭😭#because the fuck you mean 33 inches???#bros dick is long then my fucking nightstand 😭
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this is what I’d see if all my dreams came true and Maximus Decimus Meridius was about to kiss me and send me into the heavens
(full credit goes to @losthavenmine for these; I just screenshotted her gorgeous gifs 🥰)
#i’ve been staring at this for 828375392939585 years#yearning groaning aching longing desiring hoping sobbing#like?????#look at his eyes???#how intense they are#yet how soft and affectionate#i want to explore every inch of his perfect face#just run my fingers over it and memorize him#oh how i would love him#he doesn’t even KNOW#i would cause tsunamis from the sheer force of my love for him#earthquakes and volcanoes would be affected as well#these pictures feature in every single daydream i ever have#just looking into the eyes of the man i love 🥰#and seeing that love reflected 😍#i think so often how sweet it would be to have the love of such a good and honorable man#i would love him so well#just give me one chance 😭#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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and another thing ! most trans guys I know are bald, fat, hairy, or all 3 so it's like ??? annoying that the main representation of trans men are tiny. skinny. hairless little twink anime boys. again NOAH FENCE to y'all but I don't. see any rep for trans men that look like me anywhere lol.. dare I say the majority of us are fat and hairy and possibly bald or balding so it's likee rly aggravating I don't see us anywhere. I know ur out there!!!! fat trans men rise !!!
#barks#idk i think im fat not even in a bad way but just that i am literally almost 200 lbs but whenever i say that ppl are like#nO yOuRe NoT#and its like ok........ im short that doesnt mean im not . large in weight#I'm lile 5'3“#5'4 on a GOOD DAY#i consider myself mid size at the very lwast but all my clothes are XL - 3XL#idk its just annoying#i have skinny legs thats the only reason ppl think im thin 😭 but my ass is fat as hell and i have a decent tummy#it is just my weight distribution ppl think im skinny cos i have chicken legs#i feel more represented by large men is what im saying#I'm also HAIRRYYY like i have hair on every square inch of my body lmfaoo
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LOVING this corset from forestink
#spooky portraiture#i had to buy extenders for it even though the 4xl size said bust up to 58 inches????#and im 56#evidently 😭#fatshion#plus size positivity#plus size#plus size selfie#plus size style#plus size enby#plus size appreciation#fat positive#fat positivity#fat acceptance#fat fashion#plus size fashion#goth#plus size goth#gothic#gothicc#fat beauty#goth selfie#goth fashion#bought it on a whim its so fucking cute
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The fact that Louie is even allowed to roam freely and write Piklopedia entries after what he was up to during the events of Pikmin 4 is crazy to me. They straight up made him a villain in this installment and the Rescue Corps is like "yea he's just straight chillin, he even wrote us some recipes"
Like I find Louie as funny as the next guy but I feel like realistically he should've been imprisoned or at least kept tied up jeez. He feels like he could be an active risk still honestly!
And don't get me wrong I'm not criticizing anyone for liking Louie, that's not what this post is. I'm just shocked they let him run around and be free after all that shit! Damn!
#if pikmin 4 is before pikmin 2 and 3 i might understand why theyre not more suspicious of him#but even still his actions on their own are genuinely insane 😭😭#shepherd. collin. tie him to a pole and leave him on pnf 404#and yes! i am complaining about the realism of this government space organization in a series about 2-inch tall alien men.#pikmin#pikmin 4
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the new troye sivan album is so good for situationship iwa tho 😭
#guys i go insane over at least one situationship fwb iwa thought a day i seriously Need him#the ff are all song lyrics#international straight shot to my heart????#open invite if u wanna come 😭😭 god i wish it was yoUUUUUU#i hope that i got u the way that u got me baby ???#COS I FEEL SO GOOD AROUND YOU?? can u imagine what we'd get up to??? there's smth diff abt tonightttttt#i dont think i can stop it i dont wanna go home alone alright ????#KINDA MISS USING MY BODY ?? FUCK IT JUST LIKE THIS PARTY DID TONIGHTTT#dont go bringing me that close cause i feel so good around you im going in tonight like i love youuu#inching closer to sunriseee how we're laying side bby sideeee#in the morning ur hands around my waist?? just us two??? in the evening on my mouth ??????!!??!#i dont wanna clean up yet keep it messy messy messyYYYYYY ??????#cause u mess me test me wrECK ME??!?!?!?!?!? all alone in my room m just thinkin bout youUUU#im still in it like that baby :-( a love junkie like that :-( im so silly like that :-( can u hit me back???#IM UNWELL#i talked so much again
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now once again and always. thank you maestro for have my back
#sasha speaks#permission to do orchestra half time (only attend 1 reh/week) so i don't die from the time commitment#i can play 2nd on prokofiev if i want because it's fiendishly difficult#I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO AUDITION.#and in fact he said he'd like it if i could attend woodwind auditions AS AN OBSERVER 😭#you know the expression 'if you give someone an inch they'll take a mile'#well i'm trying to only take an inch. and this man just keeps giving me miles...#oboeposting
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guess what came early! it's kinda weird that it's all real. still look dead in pictures but yknow I have a cute skirt and it feels so, well...
it's weird how, well, normal it felt. it didn't feel special or anything. I typically experience discomfort from masc clothes especially as they get more masc but these? I just feel cute and so so happy. I'm kinda not showing it but it's like everything's okay for once. I dont really know what I was expecting but I guess my gender dysphoria is gonna be a bit better for a while. it's so nice to feel normal sometimes!!
unfortunately I have to boymode again tomorrow but I'll probably change into these whenever I have the privacy now lol.
#I didn't even want to open the box I thought they'd not put in the item or something.#I just didn't think it was real#guess this is the start? my shoulders look so wide in my photos though that sucks 😭#my gender dysphoria thoughts are like all gone though! like they're coming back a bit now but I just existed! for once!#also got thigh highs oc they go a couple inches above the knee which is honestly fine. I have big legs I guess lol#I look so depressed and cute it's perfect for me#black hoodie + black skirt + black thigh highs look so good on my figure lol I wonder what else does...#now I am finally the true arch user stereotype :3
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the apple cake turned out so good btw. i had three slices.....and the brown sugar glaze on top was the BEST part
#it was so moist and tender and smelled DIVINE.....i just wish i'd had the ground ginger and allspice the recipe called for#it would have tasted even more incredible!!!#i made a 9x13 inch pan of this cake and it's all gone.....#the recipe is called fresh apple cake on sallys baking addiction! she's my go to for baking. been following her for like a decade now....#she raised me basically 😭 i went through my email and i sent pictures of my cookies to her. i was so happy bc they finally turned out right#that was in 2014......where does the time go
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