#not did im perfectly sane i swear

[nickbutnodick]

whenever i am seriously considering doing something Very Bad (tm) mr. bossy pants tells me i need to "not do that" "that is incredibly dangerous" "your safety would be in danger" and if i keep seriously considering it mr. bossy pants forces literally posesses me and forces me to stop.

[gingeraleluke]

𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: arne johnson x fem!reader

𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: arne finds it adorable how reader doesn’t last long, but he needs to fix that.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: smut, fluffy feelings, angry arne, slight degradation kink, oral (fem receiving), swear words obviously, pet names, rough foreplay, dirty talk

𝗔/𝗡: omg okay this is my first time writing fanfiction since i was like 13 okay so bear with me!! also i have never written smut before so i’m sorry if it’s awful!! I DIDNT PROOFREAD THIS SO IM SORRY FOR ANY MISTAKES!! this is written based on the character from the conjuring: the devil made me do it. NOT the real person.

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falling in love with your boyfriend arne came in waves, but sexual attraction towards him, didn’t. ever since your first interaction with that man, your thoughts towards him were anything but holy. it wasn’t something that you were proud of. everyone saw arne as a sweetheart, someone who you could call a shoulder to cry on no matter how well you knew him. someone who could be trusted with your drink at a party, and a beautiful man to be seen walking your daughter down the aisle. but thinking about him fucking you senseless? that was something that only y/n thought of. sure, she saw the stares from girls whenever he was pumping gas at the station, or working on a busy street, revving up a chainsaw. the way the sun worked down on his sweaty body, his skin glistening under the light fabric he wore, as he licked his lips and furrowed his brows in concentration. y/n knew she wasn’t the only one craving his attention, but in order to stay sane, she would pretend that the other women simply didn’t exist, and when she finally gained the courage to ask him out (despite how tipsy she had to get to be there) he smiled wider than she had ever seen him. looking up at her, his legs crossed with a water bottle in one hand, blocking the sun with the other, he lightly bit his lip trying to contain his grin as he so-enthusiastically said “i’d love to.” y/n never realized how much he was into her until that day. the way the sun was starting to set, illuminated against his eyes perfectly and if it had been any darker or if she had gotten any drunker, she probably wouldn’t have believed his answer. i mean, how could someone as perfect as arne johnson, agree to date her?

after she sobered up and spent the most magical night with him, she began to see her worth. she started looking in the mirror with the same eyes arne had given her. those eyes that showed his pure admiration. arne johnson had made y/n love herself.

y/n has been arne’s girlfriend for almost a year now, and every minute she spent with him, she would give her all. there truly was never a dull moment between the two. her past boyfriends were nothing compared to him. there wasn’t anything the the world that made her feel the way that arne made her feel. that filled her up the way he did.

it scared her at first. knowing just how much power he had over her, but frankly, she stopped giving a fuck. she stopped suppressing her moans whenever he bottomed himself into her, she stopped pretending she wasn’t head over heels in love with him whenever they had a disagreement. arguments never lasted long with them. she couldn’t go an hour without kissing his soft lips or combing through his hair with her fingers. her friends began to joke that she was obsessed with him, but deep down y/n knew they were right. arne johnson became her addiction and she found herself constantly needing a fix.

when shit hit the fan with the glatzel family, arne immediately became irritable. he would constantly find himself more needy and emotional. babysitting david didn’t feel like a job for him anymore. arne saw david as a little brother and knowing that something so awful as a demon could have their grip on him, drove him crazy, and the worst part was knowing he couldn’t do anything about it.

she wanted to keep him as far away from the house as possible when he got like this. he threw his keys on the kitchen counter of their shared apartment, the loud clanging noise breaking her from her thoughts. she could feel his eyes burning into her skull the whole time. y/n immediately kicked off her shoes and made her way to the bedroom to get changed. she peeled off her sweater and started unbuttoning her jeans. meanwhile, arne found himself having a temper tantrum in the living room. he turned the tv on and flipped through channels before stopping at the sound of a moan. a scene of a woman being pressed against a door played. the film was black and white, her hair curly and dark, as she smiled with her teeth through her deep lipstick.

“why, i’d never misbehave, mr. bradley!”

arne broke his composure, looking over his shoulder to make sure y/n wasn’t watching. the scene was lewd and filled with innuendos while still being classy enough for television. his eyes were glued to the softporn, as the couple began making out.

“i know you wouldn’t. not to me you wouldn’t.”

the tall man began nipping at her neck as she let out a loud giggle. arne found himself imagining y/n as the woman on the screen instead. he imagined her in that tight white dress she loved so much, her leg wrapped around his as she moaned lightly in his ear. arne rushed to turn it off before sitting in the silence, a bulge now evadent in his trousers.

“fuck.” he muttered, his eyes a darker tint than normal, as he looked back at the hallway before deciding to walk in.

y/n was now in nothing but one of arnes shirts and panties. she sat under the blanket, reading through a book. she was ready to go bed, before her boyfriend towered through the door, lustfully looking down at her.

“are you okay?” she asked, immediately worried considering how upset he was earlier. he approached her as she sat up, still under her favorite blanket. he didn’t say anything and just simply stood infront of her, looking down at the girl. the way he looked at her, made a chill run up her spine. he had never looked at her that way before. the arne she was looking at, didn’t look like her oh-so-sweet arne she fell in love with. but, she kind of liked it. y/n was embarrassed to admit that her panties were starting to get wet just by seeing the way he looked down at her. like he was going to destroy her.

“arne?” her voice trembled as his eyes trailed down her body. “give me your hand.” he growled, his eyes flicking back up to meet hers. y/n’s eyes widened as she tried to figure out just what the fuck was going on.

“umm, okay.” she shuffled closer to the edge of the bed and held her hand out, assuming he wanted to hand her something. instead he roughly grabbed her wrist making her yelp, and turned her hand flat against his chest. her eyes were glued to her fingers as she watched him move her right hand under his shirt and start to trail up his abs. he stared at her desperately the whole time.

“babe.. what are you doing?” she became breathless and grew more anxious by the second. arnes lips slightly curved up, smirking down at her before holding his big hand up against hers, making her feel his warm skin.

“you know how disappointing you are?” y/n found it hard to swallow as she looked up at her boyfriend in terror. never has he ever talked to her like this. it was almost like he was possessed.

“i- i’m sorry?” she lightly shook her head, looking into his eyes, waiting for this spell on him to break. her mind was racing a thousand miles a minute and her mouth became dry, unlike her panties.

arnes jaw hung low as he pressed his tongue against his cheek. he looked smug and amused by y/n’s obliviousness.

“it’s so easy to make you cum, i mean you’re already dripping when i’m just getting started.” he roughly yanked her arm and she perched herself on her knees, balancing on the bed and immersed by the words he was saying.

“well, i-“

“and it’s like that every fucking time.” their faces were now almost touching. she could feel his hot breath against her face and she was too scared to breathe. this was undeniably turning her on. a smile stayed etched on his face, as he gulped, his adam’s apple bobbing.

y/n was excited as ever. “i- im sorry arne.”

“no you aren’t.” he spit words of venom, grimacing at her obvious lie.

“if you were, you would spend less time playing with yourself under our sheets, and more time sucking my cock.”

y/n gasped at his words as he dragged her to her feet by her hair. it hurt more than she expected it to, but the euphoria in her veins was enough to numb it. he lifted her up so her body was pressed against his, her legs wrapping around his torso. the blanket that was previously wrapped around y/n’s body, was now draped across the floor.

”you are such a fragile, dirty girl. you know that?”

arne began kissing at her neck, her back up against the bed and his fingers pressed against her heat.

“mmhmm.” y/n’s eyes were screwed shut, as she bucked her hips up to meet his.

“oh, so you admit it?” he pulled away and looked her in the eyes before groaning and grabbing her legs so they were dangling off the bed.

he dropped down to the floor, his hands gripped on y/n’s thighs as her spread her legs open.

“oh fuck, arne.”

“don’t say my name. you don’t deserve to say my name, you fucking slut.” he bit down roughly on her thigh, making her yelp in pain, yet still, she liked it.

“oh my god.” y/n knew she wasn’t going to last long. she never really did. usually they would go rounds spent making her cum over and over again.

“you are so easy to use.” he pressed the pad of his finger up against her entrance, his thumb pressed to her clit. “god i could fuck you all day long. my pretty little y/n”

her back began to arch as she begged him to do something. “be patient, angel.”

arne pulled her underwear down her legs before thrusting his fingers inside her. he didn’t give her any time to adjust and she screamed out praise.

“oh fuck yes fuck!” he smiled up at her obviously pleased by her response.

“does that feel good, baby? you like when i fuck your with my fingers?”

“god, yes please.” she clenched around him as she felt tears start to fall down her face. the speed was  ruthless and the noises her pussy made was enough to embarrass her, the dirty words he whispered just made it worse.

“you are so tight, you know that?” he wrapped his hand against the back of her neck, forcing her to look him in the eyes, the position was uncomfortable but he didnt care.

y/n nodded her head, feeling her wetness drip down her thighs. the heat contained under the shirt she was wearing, made it feel like she couldn’t breathe. her mind was completely empty and all she could feel was arne playing with her body, using her however he wanted to.

“i mean,” he placed a messy kiss right at the bottom of her tummy, before using his fingers to stretch her out further, “i’d fuck you all day if i could, but you are just so pathetic, i can barely even fit inside you.”

at this point, y/n was sobbing, feeling herself overstimulated when arne pulled out, edging her.

“FUCK, no no please, please…”

“please what, princess?” arne smiled up at her, not a wicked smile, but a genuine smile.

“please let me cum, fuck, please. i cant.” nothing y/n was saying made any sense, but arne understood her completely.

“good girl, get up.” y/n looked at him with confusion as he stood up and unbuttoned his shirt a little. if she had a camera, y/n would have definitely snapped a picture of this. his skin was glowing and his hair was a mess. he looked absolutely beautiful.

arne sprawled out on the bed before motioning his girlfriend over with his hand, “come sit on my face baby girl.” the way arne said it was so innocent and effortless that y/n wasn’t sure if she imagined it.

“don’t be shy.” y/n gulped and suddenly felt self conscious. “i know you can’t handle my cock so let’s see if you can handle my tongue.” he pulled her in for a needy, yet romantic kiss, and suddenly all of her worries and doubts faded away. butterflies fluttered in her stomach as she lowered herself onto his face. he quickly started lapping at her clit, making figure eights with his tongue as she whispered praise and sweet nothings before riding his face. his fingernails were engraved in her thighs, leaving marks. he was enjoying this.

he pulled away for a quick second, looking up at her, muttering a quick “so good” before going back for more. his lips sucked on her clit before fucking her with his tongue. the whole scene was so erotic and the fact that he was fully clothed made it even hotter. the absolute neediness was a dream, milking her out until she couldn’t take it anymore. his nose pressed against her clit, moaning her name against her pussy as she came undone all over her face riding out her high. he lightly slapped her ass before kissing her softly, whispering a sweet “i love you” before grabbing her by the neck, forcing her to stand.

the sheets were soaking and her legs were like jello, shaking. she could barely stand still and he knew it. he led her to the ground, making sure she didn’t hurt herself, before placing her on here knees. she looked up at him, batting her eyelashes, waiting for his next move.

he smiled down at her before unbuckling his pants, throwing his belt on the bed and commanding a very needy yet confident request.

“now suck.”

[quokki]

if your bias loving hours are still open, i would love to talk at length about lee felix and the perfectly sane and normal amount of love i have for him. i love him a regular amount. yes i just spent about £20 on a single photocard of him, but that's fine. i'm fine 😃

so i fully started stanning skz a little bit after noeasy came out, but ages before that i'd heard god's menu and back door and before knowing anything about them (names, faces, how many of these guys there even were) felix's parts were my favourite parts of both those songs. deep voice made my brain go brrrrr and then i saw the pretty pretty pretty face that voice was attached to and i've never been the same since. obviously i'm used to his voice now, but sometimes i'll like see that "wakey wakey" clip or i'll rewatch his tiktok of him doing his (perfect amazing immaculate) verse from muddy water and i'll just be like..... wow he really just sounds like that in real life huh? good for him

anyway i could probably write an essay about how talent this man is but i think it would quickly devolve into me just sort of crying and screaming and spamming heart emojis because felix is very good at breaking my brain like that, ult bias privileges ❤

but he's just SO TALENTED and i feel like it's really been hitting different this comeback because of his injury (and don't even get me started on that, i have been "like i know him personally" levels of worried about him 😥). he's been so limited by how much he can do for the maniac stages and at first it was breaking my heart to see him having to walk off to the side of the stage instead of dancing with everyone else (especially that one fancam that didn't even follow him off stage hello??? doing my boy so dirty). but he was actually able to do So Much with the little but of choreo he was able to do and it was just so impressive. like this part??

the part when he does the thing with his fingers?? i can't describe but it's SO GOOD, he's the only member who does it like that and that little detail is just so eye catching and so satisfying to watch and those little details are just So Him and i love it 😭❤

i also saw a comment on a tiktok that said felix this comeback invented walking and yes he did i mean

the presence. the intensity. doing the least but still completely owning that stage. he didn't waste a single goddamn SECOND he had in the centre even when he was just walking THAT'S MY BOY 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

anyway.... my absolute favourite dynamic in all of skz is the relationship between felix and changbin, not just because they're both my biases but because they're both just so incredibly sweet with each other. like felix admires and respects binnie so much and isn't afraid to be totally upfront about it (just like with all the members honestly, lixie has so much love to give 🥺💖), and binnie is really emotionally intelligent so it just feels like they understand each other so well. their 2 kids room episode is my absolute favourite, it was just 15 minutes of them complimenting the shit out of each other with visible hearts in their eyes, intercut with the other members talking about how much they love each other. my two favourite guys 🥰❤💕

anyway this is getting incredibly long, so to close out here are some of my favourite images of my favourite guy and thank you for allowing me to ramble about him 🥰❤

felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix FELIXX FELIXX FELIX FEELLIXXXX

pls he makes me so happy it’s stupid, he has my entire heart

this is obv but YES his voice is INSANE OFF THE CHARTS WTH DUDE

felix is THE most iconic period. NO ONE DOES IT LIKE HIM PLS

i swear i would be drawing him (and hyunjin) every single day if i could

oh god yeah im so worried about his injury... and i can’t help but think that he’s probably so upset he can’t do everything like the rest and it must be a burden on him and that’s just heart breaking

but you’re so right, for the small parts where he’s in the choreo he’s got all the attention because ofc IT’S FELIX

he’s literally love shaped 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 i love how affectionate and loving he is sooo much

i love every single pic you sent!!!! great choices!!!

now here’s my special selection for you 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

send me a love letter about your bias 💌💌💌

[gwendolynnderolo]

I just want to wish you luck and patience to deal with the stranger things fandom at this point💀 i saw your post had 4 notes and half of them was ALREADY someone taking your perfectly understandable opinion VERY personally and yelling at you for it😭 like holy shit. Im sorry about that and good luck❤

thank you so much i really appreciate it hsdghkl

it is truly a struggle out here although it did make me laugh that that person came back two minutes after insulting me to leave an additional comment insulting me again

but seriously i swear to god stranger things is one of the worst fandoms i’ve ever been in when it comes to media literacy and just actually appreciating the show. like people are genuinely fucking insane in this fandom and it’s getting increasingly more difficult to stay in the sane circles

but thank you so much again i will definitely need it ❤️

[myblueeyedbuggers]

My Boys

Chapter 10

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14

Pairings: Reader x Steve Rogers (best friend) Reader x Bucky Barnes

Word Count:1843

Warnings: Slow Start, Language.

Summary: After being abandoned by her parents in Brooklyn in 1929, y/n makes a living for herself by working for the Црни лабуд gang until she meets two boys in a back alley and her life slowing begins to change.

Annnddd I’m back! so I know it’s been a while since the last update and I just wanna thank you all for having patience with me while I finished up with college, just a warning this chapter may feel a little awkward to read due to me just getting back into my writing mind so apologises in advance for this one. Anyways I’ll quit blabbering, Enjoy everyone! :)

This was my day of reckoning, my punishment for all the bad deeds I’d done over the past couple of years…I was finally being sent to school. Okay maybe that was a tad dramatic, but can you blame me? I mean who wants to be trapped in a building against their will for 7 hours straight learning about dead guys?! No sane person would willingly agree to that crap!

I’ve tried just about everything to avoid my approaching doom, hell I even went as far as hiding in the basement surrounded by cobwebs to try and get out of this, but as per usual neither Steve or Bucky took mercy on me, hence why in currently trapped between the two. “You are aware I’m perfectly capable of walkin’ by myself aren’t ya? The looping of the arms is not needed boys” I swear down these two are being more annoying than usual, and I didn’t think that was humanly possible cause these two are basically the living embodiment of annoyance. Steve turned and raised his eyebrows at me, shaking his head as he let out a small laugh, “Yeah there’s absolutely no way I’m fallin’ for that again, last time that happened it look me and Buck an hour to get you outta that tree”. Ah crap there goes that plan.

I’m pretty sure the noise I made wasn’t even human, it was a mix between a seal and a possessed monkey “I’m not gonna get outta this am I?” “Nope” and que another frustrated groan. “Is this payback for the time I placed that bucket of flour above your bedroom door and watched the both of you turn into ghosts? If it is then I want you to know I regret nothin’” both of them stopped and glared at me, for some reason they didn’t find that as funny as I did, and I have no idea why. Okay whatever you do y/n don’t laugh, even if Steve’s face looks like a slapped arse don’t laugh! A snicker slipped past my lips and a few seconds later I was full on laughin’.  Goddamn it.

Both of em just let out a bunch of sighs and started draggin’ my butt along the street, wait there’s somethin’ I haven’t tried yet…in hindsight this is completely stupid but screw it. “OH MY GOD LOOK A SPACESHIP!” I’m pretty sure poor Bucky jumped outta his skin, Steve ended up trippin’ up and falling down, I’ll admit that I felt bad about but hey may plan worked! So why am I still standin’ there?… maybe we try this thing called running y/n! I quickly pulled my arm away from Bucky and used my new-found freedom to run in the opposite direction of them, I could hear the shouts of protest from the both of them, so I decided to kindly ignore them and absolutely leg it.  “GODAMMN IT Y/N! THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS MORNIN’!” when were the boys gonna catch on that I didn’t wanna go? Do I need to prepare a firework show and blast it in their faces or somethin’…probably.  

I know I probably shouldn’t be smiling, but the feeling of the wind flowing through my hair as my feet hit the ground made me feel free, after so many years I could finally begin acting my age and enjoy my childhood. I finally felt content with my life, which is probably the opposite of what I should be feeling at this moment in time, considering I was currently making my grand escape. And to completely honest I’ve got no bloody clue as to where I am. I glanced behind me to see where the hell those idiots were, to my surprise Steve was directly behind me, Buck was somewhere in the back holdin’ his knee and I’m guessing the daft sod decked it. Why am I not surprised? Okay maybe I should of kept my mouth shut cause literally a second later my foot tripped over a rock and, you guessed correctly, I landed on my ass for the thousandth time!

“Sh*t! Cr*p! B*lls! That f**king hurt!” and that ladies and gentlemen is my fine command of the queens English, a groan of pain made me loose my train of thought as I turned my head to Steve, to put it simply he was laid flat on his back with his eye closed. Well there’s the rush of guilt I’ve been waiting for, “Sh*t Steve I’m sorry, you okay down there tough guy?” I quickly offered him my hand to help him up, I mean it’s the least I could do. Steve’s hand grabbed mine, a not so quiet grunt of pain made me feel even worse, quick question why am I such an assh*le at times? “Yeah, I’m fine y/n, don’t worry about it you know for a fact I’ve had worse” a quiet sigh left my lips as I brought him in for a hug, which was a tiny bit awkward due to the height difference. Once we pulled away from each other, I couldn’t supress the need to check him for anymore injuries, much to Steve’s embarrassment and Bucky’s amusement, “Jesus I’m gonna have to start wrapping ya up in blankets and pillows, Steve how the hell did you manage to get a bruise on your ear?!”

The sudden gasp behind me pretty much answered the question for me, it’s safe to say barney boy is in trouble…for the first in my life Bucky looks pretty f**king terrified of me, perfect. Slowly I started inching towards him, the glare I was sending him would probably make a demon cry for his mum…so yeah imma go kill the boy. I didn’t even have to say anything, he just started runnin’, “IT’S NOT MY FAULT HE STOLE MY FR**KING PUDDIN’ AND THE PUNK KNOWS I LOVE MY PUDDIN!’” YEP DEFINITELY KILLIN’ HIM “HE IS A SMALL AND GENTLE BOY HOW IN THE NAME OF HELL CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF LAYIN’ A HAND ON ‘IM?!” god this sounds like a bleeding soap opera.

 At this point I wouldn’t be surprised of someone called the cops on us, all everyone woulda seen was a big lad runnin’ for his life as a small lass tried to murder him while a smaller lad ran after the pair yellin’ for em to quit it.  Now that I think about, that’s actually hilarious. Wait, where was I? ah yes the murdering of one James Barnes…okay that is not a normal sentence I am aware. “HE.STOLE.MY.PUDDIN’! THAT A CRIME WORTHY OF DEATH!” oh for f**ksake “HOW THE HELL DO YA KNOW IT WAS HIM?! DID YOU NOT THINK IT COULDA BE BECCA?!” I think he made a sudden realisation, cause the dumbass stopped running and BOOM I was on the freakin’ floor. Again. We both groaned, mine was mostly in annoyance more than anything, but seriously the bloody floor is quickly becoming me best mate! “…. It just dawned on me that that could be a possibility…” if my neck twisted any quicker I’m 100% sure that I’d end up doin’ that weird owl thing “Oh now you realise?! Ya gonna say sorry to Steve or not?” a few seconds of silence gave me my answer. “Don’t give me that look y/n! I ain’t doing s**t till I’ve got some evidence so he’s still under my list of suspects!” oh my Jesus Christ this is gonna be the day I get arrested for murder isn’t it?

“Barnaby…you have exactly five seconds to run for your life so I highly recommend you get your affairs in order and kiss ya ass goodbye” oh hey look at that I didn’t yell at him! Well done me I’m so proud! “could you two quit trying to kill each other for 5 minutes?! We’re already late enough as is it and I ain’t explainin’ to the teacher why Buck’s outta it on the floor!” my f**kin god Steve just yelled! At me! why do I never have a camera when this s**t happens?  “Jeez, alright I’ll murder him later, calm your damn t*ts Rogers” and cue the sound of barely contained frustration in 3,2,1….

“I’m beginning to get the feelin’ that you don’t like me y/n” oh really? I wonder what gave that away ���wow you catch on quickly don’t ya Barnaby?” by the looks of things I’m really doing wonders for his ego, buck’s head looks like it’s gotten smaller so the risk of him turning into a hot air balloon’s gone down. The feeling of a pair of eyes glaring at the back of my head once again reminded me that the blonde boy was quickly getting tired of our crap, my worst fears were confirmed once I met Steve’s surprisingly intimidating glare…how he manages to be both adorable and beyond f**king terrifying is a mystery to me. “Okay I’m comin’ just stop staring at me like I just murdered your kitten!” and the little s**t has the nerve to smirk and look pleased with himself, ugh he’s been hanging ‘round me and Bucky too long that’s for sure.

“Ya know Buck and you are gonna be the death of me” right do I be offended or pleased with that statement? “actually, if anything it’s gonna be the pair of you that send me to an early grave cause god knows the both of ya don’t know how to stay outta trouble” two muffled sounds of protest came from my left and from behind me, “what’s that supposed to mean?!” once again the point has been missed “do you really wanna know the answer to that? I’ve got my report and presentation ready on how you two are a pair of numpties”.

Maybe that was a tad harsh…okay wait never mind it seems I’ve learned how to fly again with the assistance of one James Buchannan Barnes. “this is coming from the girl who can’t walk five feet without fallin’ over somethin’?” as much as I hate to admit it the walking embodiment of frustration and annoyance has a point “what you call fallin’ I call floor hugs, now how about you pUT ME DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!” wait when did Steve walk off? See this is what happens when an overgrown ape demands attention. I don’t even have to look at Buck to know he’s givin’ me that look that says, “what the hell?” and “I’m not surprised by this” at the same time, “Nah I don’t think that’s gonna happen doll” the temptation to kick ‘im where the sun doesn’t shine is too much to bare for me at this point. “And you wonder why I love Steve more that you” Buck’s face kinda looked like someone just shoved a whole lemon in his mouth, I’m almost certain that he woulda dropped me on my ass if it wasn’t for the fact that Steve came over and dragged us both through the gates of hell.

This is gonna be so much fun!……said no-one ever.  

Okay…maybe it didn’t suck as much a thought it did, hopefully my skills as a writer will come back for the next couple of chapters XD Thanks for reading ! :)

Rose xxx

[really-sleep-deprived-nerd]

Sanders Sides The Librarians AU

The Library is a magical building that houses mythical artifacts and books. One would say they have everything, but some artifacts were lost after their creation or simply thought lost and impossible to find, and that’s without adding the fact that new magical artifacts can and sometimes are created every day.

Probably should say that “magic building” means that it exists as an infinite plane between our reality and the void and that it has a sort of “conscience”, since it’s the building itself that chooses the people that will become Librarians and Guardians.

Those who work at the Library (Librarians, Guardians, Caretakers and Custodians) become infused by the magic of the Library, and they take that into the world with them. If the connection is severed, humanity will be cut adrift from learning, curiosity, investigation, knowledge and wisdom.

Likewise, it is dependent upon the ones that work at the Library having belief in it, in order to maintain a physical presence. If that belief destroyed or otherwise broken, the Library ceases to exist.

Librarians have the job of search for and retrieve the artifacts, the job of protecting the world of the next magical apocalypse, protecting it from evil and greed taking over. They protect the library and the magic and knowledge linked to it.

Guardians protect the librarians, but not only as a sort of bodyguard, because the most important job of the guardian is protecting the librarians’ soul. They keep them sane and make sure they don’t become consumed by evil and greed.

Caretakers and custodians they are quite hard to explain, so I think I will leave it as they are immortal humans (???) that live/stay at the library. They know where the things are inside the library (Well, where most of the things are) and they do the common librarian job (Keep inventory of the things they have, accountability, etc.)

Librarians: Roman, Patton, Logan and Damián (Deceit)

Guardian: Virgil

Caretakers/Custodians: Emile, Thomas and Remy 

(The rest under the cut because this got long)

(They are in the order they started working for The Library)

Emile, Thomas and Remy

Emile and Thomas are the original librarian and original guardian.

They are as old as the library itself, but since they are connected to its magic they became immortal.

This two are probably the only “competent adults” around, if we are being honest. As I said, they keep things working.

Remy is Morpheous, the Greek god of sleep and dreams.

Remy spends most of his time outside the library but pops in from time to time to annoy the hell out of Thomas, shamelessly flirt with Emile and check in the library and how everyone is doing.

He likes to think of himself of the “guardian deity” of the library but in reality he is more of a cute and friendly stray dog that the librarians found and they couldn’t kick out because they felt bad.

He makes a killer coffee though.

It took Remy 300 years of flirting and spending time together, but he became Emile´s boyfriend

He is not sure how he did it and is very surprised he hasn't fucked up the relationship yet, but there isn't much Remy can do to “Fuck it up”. Emile has lived a long time, he is patient and kind and hopelessly in love with the godly idiot.

Roman Palacios

He worked alone for about five years.

He had a guardian but he died while protecting him. This destroyed Roman, because the guardian wasn't just his guardian, it was his boyfriend too.

After quite some years of librarianing alone he became a brave, reckless and badass explorer!

He is the one with the most experience but that doesn’t mean he’s never more than two steps away from panic at any moment and is pretty much in a state of perpetual mild-to-severe terror.

He loves the job but he is perfectly aware of how dangerous it is, and after the others join the library he becomes a bigger mom-friend than Virgil, which is pretty damn difficult, as Virgil´s entire purpose is to keep all of them from getting themselves killed. (Virgil is grateful for the help and finds it charming that this cute dramatic nerd cares so much about his friends)

Roman in his time in the library, managed to befriend Excalibur, after learning that Cal is surprisingly smart and snarky for a magic object that cannot speak (Yes, as in “Arthur´s sword” Excalibur. The thing is very much magical and very much sentient)

Excalibur teached Roman how to sword fight.

Speaking of Excalibur, it took Roman two years to befriend the sword while it took Virgil less than a day. Roman is both offended and impressed

His first impression of Virgil was something like this:

“Why the fuck is this tiny edgy looking emo a guardian. He won't last a day”

Two days later it became:

“Strong,,,charming,,,,edgy bastard,,,Im,,,,WAY more gay than I suspected,,,”

Virgil Storm

Exercising helps him calm his anxiety, so since he was little he did a lot of things: Boxing, ballet and judo, to name a few.

So now that he is older he is a Strong Boy that has the physical ability and muscles to knock you out without breaking a sweat while still having a heart of gold under all his sass.

And that's the reason the library chose him to protect their new bunch of idiots- I mean, librarians.

The first time he met Roman, the librarian joked “And remember, you aren't allowed to fall in love with me”

“That won't be a problem” Virgil said grinning

Ah, but two days later:

“therE IS A PROBLEM”

His relationship with Roman is “Oh, he is insufferable. I love him”

The ultimate mom-friend

He is the only one here that has just a bit of common sense and he swears one of these days the librarians will give him a heart attack

Since he started working in the library he befriended a few gargoyles and the chupacabra

Patton Medina, Damián “Dee” Jones (Deceit) and Logan Stone

Patton is an art and architecture expert, author of scholarly works on history, art and architecture in his spare time. He can speak fluently speak 10 languages, 3 of which are dead ones and he is decent at at least other 5

Damián is a tech expert and world-class professional thief. There isn't a lock or puzzle he can't get past.

Logan is a maths and science expert, with a love for chemistry and physics. He is an actual genius and can mentally solve any equation you put in front of him

The three of them working together make One Good Librarian, the library knew this and that's why they all got called and hired the same day

Dee, despite being the best thief to have ever graced the earth, has a good heart.

He is just very bad at this “friends” thing. He grew up alone in not the best of places.

“But he is a thief!!”

Yes, but I never said he kept the things he stole.

He sold everything he stole and gave the money away, keeping the bare minimum to buy food and pay rent in the tiniest apartment in existence.

When he stole a very rare diamond, hospitals were built. When he stole an old painting from a museum, people went to college. (You get the idea, a modern day Robin Hood)

Damián is the only Librarian in history to have befriended nessie.

Patton´s bubbly and cheery personality made his family and old “friends” think he was just a stupid airhead, despite everything he has ever accomplished.

The first time someone (Roman) called Patton a genius he literally started crying tears of joy.

All the things he published were under fake names and identities because he was scared. He thought that if not even his family would take him seriously, then no one else would.

Logan went from “I know Im smarter than everyone else” to “I am the best in what I do but that doesn't mean there isn't people smarter than me” pretty damn quickly after he started working in The Library

So basically Roman, Logan, Deceit and Patton go in magical adventures while Virgil screams in distress in the background trying to keep everyone alive and Remy and Emile stay in the library being Cute and Dorky gays. Thomas looks like a tired dad too old for this nonsense. 

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Roar and Cats 2019

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:31 PM No, not the bees! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:31 PM Oh yes! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:33 PM Video and audio both seem fine... for now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:33 PM Fingers crossed! "We did lose a few extras, though." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:34 PM No animals were harmed, only actors! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:37 PM If I don't see a pile of mauled humans by the time the credits roll I'm going to be disappointed.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Well, THAT seems--never mind, I don't want to jinx it. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM "We just filled the set with lions and whatever happened happened." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Ha! Is that lion covered in blood-- highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM So much unpaid intern blood. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Here we see the mighty giraffe running down a lone cyclist-- highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Nature is magical that way. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:41 PM it's the cycle of life highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:41 PM The lions eat the actors and when the lions die, their bodies become the grass, and the actors eat the grass. Starscream! Just in time! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:44 PM I'm glad to have not missed this nonsense. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:45 PM "And I base that on absolutely nothing!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Yes.  Cat and mouse. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Humans suffering the consequences of their actions is always amusing. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM A safe game to play with lions, fun for the whole family! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Is there a point to this film besides violating every work and safety guideline? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Not in the slightest. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:49 PM "hey, the different cat species have been fucking!" Long live the king. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:50 PM Hah! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Saving a ton on the special effects budget by using real blood, I see. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM See, it has a point besides violating every work and safety guideline. They threw a large number of wild animals together in a confined space and then made them confused and upset. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:52 PM I'm sure the investors are delighted to see that they've been financing a multispecies orgy/fight club for cats. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Wheeljack's ideal world. Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Not a single part of this movie was thought out Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:53 PM And I thought Megatron teaching elephants to salute him was poorly thought out. This makes his madness seem perfectly rational. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM "In this scene, we just kept filming while the actor tried to bandage his own severed wrist artery!" Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:54 PM This movie is a lot of whyyyyyyyyyyyyy highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Its working title was "This Happened and We Let This Happen." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM "I swear, usually this never happens" "They're just big softies really" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:55 PM It was a friendly mauling. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM It's how they show love. Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:56 PM I feel sorry for the animals, and worry for the actors And violence for the director highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM None of these animals look happy to be here. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Why would they be? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Free food? Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:57 PM This is a Nope highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Is this an actor or did they just find this man somewhere? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:59 PM ........ Wasn't expecting to see that. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:59 PM That madness is too genuine to be acting. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM "I fended them off with my nudity!" Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:00 PM I would just leave of four lions grabbed my jacket thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM It's their jacket now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:00 PM The studio is now owned by the lions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Excuse me, WHAT was that noise Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:01 PM What I do not understand is why everyone except the madman did not quit. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Im sorry but that guy going AWAY from the lions is reasonable Also please put on pants thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM At least he stopped to put on underwear And a shirt "Yes... me, my husband, and his 30 lions he has sleep in the same bed" Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:03 PM WHY ARE YOU HAVING THIS CONVERSATION IN A BUS WHY OH SO YOU GOTTA WALK THROUGH A HERD OF ELEPHANTS Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Time for him to return to the bones of his eaten family. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM He loses and hires a new Mativo monthly. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Gonna be less enthused when they find out exactly how many lions have the run of the place, and how they've marked their territory Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Im surprised to look up the wiki article and find out this isnt a horror film thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:08 PM I definitely saw a couple of cats upstairs, but where are they now? Oh. Heheheh. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM That's very optimistic of her, thinking a few opened windows will help with the smell. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:09 PM How do you miss the lions on the roof How is this a comedy Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:09 PM It is a comedy of poor decisions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Oh, I don't know, I'm finding this fairly comedic Why do they all try to hide in boxes Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:13 PM It is a poorly 'written' comedy. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Because this house has the shittiest locks ever thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Is--is the lion going to slide the lock highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Fun for the whole family! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM Lions will see someone in a box and say "is anyone going to eat that" and not even wait for an answer Says the guy who did exactly the same thing and got trapped exactly the same way. "Let's hide in boxes again!" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Shame the doors are made of cardboard. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Yes, I feel like if you lived in proximity to 500 lions, you might want stronger doors highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM You can tell it's a comedy because of all the blood and children crying. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Oh yes, lead the tigers to a defenseless village. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Ugh. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:22 PM You have the best of luck when it comes to streaming things. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Don't I just? I want to see these humans mauled! Mimic — Yesterday at 10:24 PM hello! do I see hopes of mauling highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I'm sure this will end well for this village. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Terrorize the village and steal their bicycles. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Our hero, everyone. "Harden up, Mativo #5!" Mimic — Yesterday at 10:27 PM this guy sounds distractingly like John Mulaney Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:27 PM He does know tigers climb, right? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:27 PM He's hoping Mativo doesn't know that. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:28 PM .... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM ??? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM ..... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:29 PM this has been your detour into the German language thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Why and how would that happen highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM The saddest part is, I have no clue whether that was intentional and it's simply that kind of movie. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:29 PM I am... reasonably certain it is not supposed to abruptly be in german. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM I'm 95% certain. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Hahahha Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:33 PM He is not wrong. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM He's the Designated Sane Man Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:35 PM But not sane enough to not be in this situation. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:36 PM ...Why did they bring a skateboard Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM I have no idea Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Reasons™️ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Gonna do some sick ollies out on the savannah What's next, they find out this guy also has 300 pet crocodiles? Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:40 PM yeah that boat is gone Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:41 PM As I understand, the elephant did break her leg when it picked her up. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:41 PM yeeeeep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM And then it turned gangrenous. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM fuuuck thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh YIKES Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:42 PM He really does want to jump-start the process on getting Mativo #6 Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Whats with the whimsical music?????? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM he's drawing them off!  how heroic! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:45 PM And then he died. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Aaaand another injury thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Honestly, Mr Lion Whisperer deserves to have his house wrecked like this Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:47 PM His family did not ask for this, though. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM No, I feel bad for them Like this is definitely coming up in the custody hearing, right Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:48 PM This has to be criminal something. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Apparently, none of these lions were owned legally and Mr. Lion Whisperer contracted blood poisoning from one of the many maulings he sustained on set. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Yikes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM And also gangrene. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Well good. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM And at one point, some of the animals escaped and ended up shot and killed, including one of the lead lions. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:49 PM This movie reminds me ever so lovingly of when I lived with three great danes who wanted to murder me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:50 PM I feel like he didn't think this hiding place through Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:50 PM I am unsurprised that some of the animals escaped. They're not really contained. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Quick, disguise yourself by covering your body with raw meat! Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:51 PM already done, my body is made of raw meat thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM He's an old softie really, just thump him if he's a nuisance Oh no Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:52 PM A nice honey base. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Oh no. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM oh Oh yikes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM The Anklebreaker's back. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:52 PM That elephant is actively murderous. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Another injury! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM I like how the terror in their eyes is real. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM fun fact, elephants are capable of vigilante rampages highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM And he did throw his trainer against a tree and break her shoulder. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM :frowning: So this is what, the gorilla house? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Full of deadly snakes, perhaps? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Hippos, maybe? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:56 PM ... Oh yes, just leave that door open. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Some sort of plague ridden something or other. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Oh, I see, it's just not secured in any way against the lions Why would it be, really Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:59 PM So the bad lions eats the 'bad' humans. Alright then. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM "So you see, this is fine!" said the movie whose production ended in the near-deaths of several humans and the actual deaths of several lions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Oof, so that bit at the beginning about how none of the animals were harmed, was a lie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Oh yes, very much so. A number of them also caught airborne diseases and died that way. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM :frowning: Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Unsurprising. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Apparently this movie was made to prove that you should care about big cats And that they werent evil Which thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM So they're cool with the lions now, huh Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:02 PM This movie was made by a lunatic who wanted to show off his cats. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:02 PM GREAT JOB Yeah thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Well, they're not evil, they're just animals that you shouldn't keep as pets Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:03 PM yeah highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Nice recycled dialogue, there. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Yeah I head "They're really friendly!" twice highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM And "She's beautiful" twice. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM So... after his untrained 500-lb pets hunted them for sport, they're cool with it all now Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM And will help him get more grant money, presumably And come live with him in Lion House highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:06 PM "Come join us, Mativo 7!" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Someone is going to question the two humans his lion killed. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Did he just threatan Mativo??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM :frowning: "how could this have happened!  haha oh well" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:08 PM I feel like this movie did not earn this emotional closing song thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM It did not. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Not at all. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM You know what would be a great followup to this? :slight_smile: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:09 PM What's that? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Cats. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:10 PM 'When Animals Attack'? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM The terrible new one. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM We're doing it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Yes! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Oh dear. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:10 PM oh boy! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I've been morbidly curious about that movie since it came out I have only seen brief clips and some musical sequences highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM The first time Breakdown and I ever saw it, we were out of our minds on steam, so it will be interesting to watch clear headed. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM One of these days I'm going to suggest a good movie. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:14 PM but, if we have a good time watching bad movies, exactly what have we lost thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Nothing! And I suppose this is the one where they laboriously edited out the buttholes Or so I've heard. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Alright. Now, my Steam-induced opinion of this the first time around was that it was the best thing I'd ever seen in all my vorns of life. Let's see if that still holds true. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I have many doubts that it will. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Well the music here has me freaked out GAH SMALL PERSON thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM I loved the musical when I was a kid.  I think I still have the soundtrack, somewhere Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:17 PM It sounds like a cat on a synthesizer. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:17 PM The fact that they show an actual human makes this movie weirder tbh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM ...Yeah, I wasn't expecting that Mimic — Yesterday at 11:18 PM AWKWARD SILENCE Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:19 PM . . . thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM I don't care, I love this song. It's bonkers that this is how they welcome new members, but also kind of great. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Their shapes are very upsetting. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Im going to just, not look at the movie. It keeps mildly wigging me out Mimic — Yesterday at 11:21 PM we've all got our uncanny valley thresholds Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Mine is very low thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM You could shrink the window a bit Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:22 PM yeah the songs are bop thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM awwww gosh I wonder what HIS name is highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Hat Cat McSomething. Imagine how mind blowing this all would have been with animated cats, or even motion capture over photorealistic cats. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Wait, but they are stray cats aren't... they? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:25 PM waggles hands Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:25 PM It would have been much less... distracting, if they were animated, or cat shaped. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:25 PM ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I’m having audio and resolution troubles, but I’m 82% sure the cat in question’s name is Munkustrap thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM And she's, apparently, a kitten who got thrown away by some awful human Mimic — Yesterday at 11:25 PM some are pets, some are strays, some are like, mascot cats of local offices Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Or if they were like the musicals and clearly people dressed as cats highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Basically anything but this. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I'm just saying it's weird they start out going "well, you need to have a name for humans to call you, obviously" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Okay my ipad is faring much better and yes that is Munkustrap there he is What a disaster Relatable Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:27 PM Their scale is also very inconsistent. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM I feel like they stepped on that opening. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Their scale is about as consistent as transformers scale is Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Wait til the nightclub scene highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:28 PM "We're essentially a suicide cult." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM .....oh dear. I didn't think of that Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:29 PM They too are aware of how wrong they are, and wish to perish. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Please stop having them stick up their legs like that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Rebel Wilson's CGI is the wrongest thing about all of this, and that includes the child mice Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Also when Jenny was rolling she did not look like she was there thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM ............. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:30 PM THERE'S a swift kick to the uncanny valley for everyone Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Nahh, I take it back, the mice are worse. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I feel like this scene is made weirder because the mice are children Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Get you someone who looks at you like that even as you fall off a windowsill Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Is this song just making fun of this cat for being overweight? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM This is excruciating. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM The way they're playing it, it is highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Oh, you just wait. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Eugh Classy Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM No no, the Chonker Cat song is later, that's Bustopher Jones. It's the framing that's making fun of Wilson's character. This one is making fun of how cats play with the critters they catch, I think. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM The original certainly isn't an extended fat joke. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Ah yes... Mr. Annoying Good grief that mouse was just horribly photoshopped in highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss the stage version of this cat. The one that everyone insisted was me. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM why are you into him, Victoria Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I love the weeeeird instrument choices I've been hearing here Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM :eyes: Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Why did they interupt the song thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM The fact that he's wearing this big coat makes everyone else look naked Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:36 PM YEAH Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM For a Trailer Moment thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Either have them all clothed, or none Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM OH JUST YOU WAIT Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I dispise trailer moments thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I know about the stripping. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM so I've seen people complain about the chemistry being sucked out of this song Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:37 PM THIS IS VERY WEIRD Mimic — Yesterday at 11:37 PM ... mainly between Rum Tum Tugger and Mister Mistoffelees highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM She is a kitten. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Is she meant to be still? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Exactly. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Loud noises of confusion thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Like from the framing, she is... I think? Even if she's being played by an adult Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM I think she's supposed to be an abandoned kitten, yeah Mimic — Yesterday at 11:38 PM I think she is in the stage version too the hour long video from Sideways mentioned that Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM That whole thing was just so uncomfortable Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:39 PM I think the human noses are making this worse than it needs to be. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:39 PM ...I had not known that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM exactly, it's the noses That's the worst part Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:39 PM I will now go stand in the corner like its blair witch and scream Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:40 PM There is also no flow. It just... keeps happening. Songs, but no plot. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM No no, that's actually supposed to be that way. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:40 PM To be fair the musical is normally like that, yeah Mimic — Yesterday at 11:40 PM they pretty much just had RUm Tum Tugger and Mister Mistoffelees be interested in Victoria so they could inject some 'no homo' into the Rum Tum Tugger song. where it did not belong Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Not the sort of musical for me, then. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:40 PM The director is just trying desperately to make a plot out of things with no plot Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM It is pretty sweet, really-- what there is of it. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:42 PM oh great the fat jokes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Here we go. Buckle in, everyone. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:42 PM greeeeeat thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM ... He is also wearing clothes Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Tuxedo Cat™ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM "and then she went with Macavity" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:43 PM I am too sober for this. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Did he just kill her .... Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:44 PM You'll seeeee... Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Whaaaaat was in that trash can :CatDisgust: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Wasn't Bustopher Jones supposed to be classy, fastidiously polite, and well-loved? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM long sigh Yes. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:45 PM . . . Mimic — Yesterday at 11:45 PM yes, but having him sing the "He's FAT~!" song destroys that entirely Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:45 PM This is so grooooss Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:45 PM Not to mention that in the song he's clearly proud of his size (as any well-fed cat should be) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM I feel like there's something... off about his makeup highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:48 PM If memory serves, that was his entire shtick...he was a proud, fat gourmet of a cat and very well respected. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM hey, it's team rocket! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:48 PM .....i It Yeah kinda thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM This is a really weird version of this song Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM And again, what is scale That jewelry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM They're not exactly singing it, even Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:51 PM And what about the times they don't "leave it at that" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Yeah, they were totally setting her up, huh Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Maaaaybe? I just kinda got the vibe that they didn't care thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Really, dude? Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:53 PM eugh sexual tension Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Can we acknowledge that a ring should not be able to be a bracelet for a cat Oh boy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM It shouldn't. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Don't look too closely at the lower part of the screen skdjsjfkg thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM ...what, why Oh no Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM I thought the CGI was all messed up? But I may have the scenes mixed up. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM :grimacing: Okay, so they're not gonna do that one Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Basically great-grandma, that's who They really love her. I mean she's sweet, but... is it really because she's super old? Or is there Backstory Implied™ Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:57 PM I love the one cat being held up by another like a battering ram Mimic — Yesterday at 11:58 PM eh, mainly she's just the beloved head of the family thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM ye highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Also generally a male cat. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:59 PM I don't understand the implication that that's all the Jellicle cats ever, I thought the point of the impending song is that Jellicle cats are all cats thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Yeah Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM I did know Old Deuteronomy was originally played by a male actor... but I can't bring myself to regret Dame Judy Dench, I feel like she's one of the best things about this movie (sans her ending segment, because... weird.) thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Yeah, her intro song there was good highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM Got to take this movie's silver linings where you can get them. Hopolites — Today at 12:01 AM Hearing the synths is reminding me of why I have a weird fear of them Sharpwing — Today at 12:01 AM Memory Beautiful song, honestly Of synths? Or of these cats Hopolites — Today at 12:02 AM synths Sharpwing — Today at 12:02 AM ...should I ask why, or not pry Hopolites — Today at 12:03 AM Oh I watched the 80s Transformers movie as a child Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM Every day I am more glad I skipped it They shattered the hearts of millions of small children Hopolites — Today at 12:04 AM I wasnt alive when it came out, but YEAH Even watching characters you dont know die in droves is very D: Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:05 AM Sometimes you have to watch the Autobots you love immolate and die. Though much more rarely, these days. It tends to be more of a Decepticon fate. Sharpwing — Today at 12:05 AM I will not watch it, thank you highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM They didn't even try to make her look old and worn down. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM They really didn't Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:07 AM She has an ear notch, surely that is sufficient. Sharpwing — Today at 12:07 AM She does look genuinely devastated though, that counts for something ...right? highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM She's the only one who realizes what kind of movie she's in. Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Ah, the fourth wall breaker :pensive: Such a burden to bear ...okay I do like this song though highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM It would be gorgeous in another movie. Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Someday, perhaps... thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM :< Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM and she still managed to do it service after first hearing the song very shortly before singing it Hopolites — Today at 12:10 AM Its v good yeah thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM yeah... Sharpwing — Today at 12:18 AM ...so I was correct in reading the Looks Deuteronomy is giving him as Young Love Never Realized highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM They got a few boots hurled at them back in the day. Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM The remaining question is why he's not lauded and loved for simply existing at that old, like she is? OH NOW HERE COMES THE BOP thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM YES Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM I don't think he was interested in leading so much as being an actor Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:19 AM He is not as good at forming a cult as she is. Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM YES highglossfinish — Today at 12:20 AM Or convincing cats to throw themselves off the hotel roof. Hopolites — Today at 12:20 AM OOO A BOP Sharpwing — Today at 12:20 AM Good points Hopolites — Today at 12:20 AM THIS MAN'S CLOTHES ARE DISTRACTINg thenightetc2 — Today at 12:20 AM Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer was also a bop until they go their hands on it here Sharpwing — Today at 12:20 AM I KNOW AND I WISH HE HAD A SHIRT This part is amazing though Hopolites — Today at 12:21 AM tap dance yeeeeees thenightetc2 — Today at 12:21 AM ...:D Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:21 AM The fact some of them are clothed just highlights the nudity of the rest of them. Sharpwing — Today at 12:21 AM You can't help but want to dance with him ...was that a giant trombone in the foreground?? Hopolites — Today at 12:22 AM Yes Ooooh the CGI does not look good here Sharpwing — Today at 12:22 AM Oof no Hopolites — Today at 12:22 AM EVERYONE HAS SHOES NOW Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM what is scale Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM btw, this is like one of the only songs where they were keeping time Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM Explaining why it's one of the best Memory is kind of off-beat, but it works for that one, she's literally sobbing, that would throw one off their rhythm highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AM Does he even want a new life or did he just show up to brag about his current one? Hopolites — Today at 12:24 AM Yeah when one of the features of the song is tapdancing you kinda are forced to keep time Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM The rest of them just feel like they're overdoing it thenightetc2 — Today at 12:24 AM a s c e n d highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AM There he goes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM ......I think he just wanted to sing?? He does seem content to keep going Hopolites — Today at 12:24 AM I think some of the people appeared just to sing, yeah Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM Oh, and here comes the drugs, courtesy of Taylor Swift Hopolites — Today at 12:25 AM They're just there to vibe ...oh boy highglossfinish — Today at 12:26 AM Macavity: Not ginger. Sharpwing — Today at 12:26 AM I'm not super fond of the pacing of this scene, but I've always had an inordinate fondness for Glowing Gold Bits Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:27 AM Brown, ginger, what even are colors? Hopolites — Today at 12:27 AM What is Taylor's accent Sharpwing — Today at 12:27 AM Yeah I always wondered about that? Did they just make Naked Idris Elba With Fur because they didn't want to change his skin tone, or is the song itself designed to be a sort of red herring description? She is his new "main squeeze" or whatever Mimic — Today at 12:27 AM it's "I listened to the original so many times I decided the british accent was part of it Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM She's definitely helping him, so... ?? Hopolites — Today at 12:28 AM Wait she has heels Why does she have heels Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM Wwwwhoops there goes the kitten Surprised that didnt kill her That was a lot at once Hopolites — Today at 12:28 AM HES NEKKID thenightetc2 — Today at 12:28 AM Annnnd now he's naked Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM HE IS highglossfinish — Today at 12:29 AM Of course he is. Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM IT'S THE ABS. LIKE WHY. WHYYYY His collarbone... Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:29 AM They could have given him length of fur, and spared us all. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:29 AM god, they ARE heels Hopolites — Today at 12:29 AM Its MORE obvious he's nekkid Like, ASS Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM why did they do this He's literally got just. Just a human silhouette Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:30 AM Why does he wish to die? He seems to be doing pretty well for himself. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:30 AM right? Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM I guess he wants more? He doesnt seem to have a happy life, to be fair. He just seems to have really wronged her/her family, thereby ruining his chances Mimic — Today at 12:31 AM they said the choice was about being reborn as the cat they want to be. so I guess he finds himself lacking in some metric Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM Yeah, makes sense Oh, sure, just volunteer him I know you believe in him but cmon, he's clearly bad under pressure Hopolites — Today at 12:32 AM I love the person in the back fucking with his hat thenightetc2 — Today at 12:32 AM "listen, I'm a stage magician, it's not the same--" Sharpwing — Today at 12:32 AM UGH I JUST NOTICED HIS DISTURBINGLY HUMAN FEET Hopolites — Today at 12:33 AM ARE THEY GOING TO SING A SONG TO HYPE HIM UP Mimic — Today at 12:33 AM YUP Sharpwing — Today at 12:33 AM "close enough" Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:33 AM They sing songs for every occasion. Hopolites — Today at 12:33 AM HIS HANDS ARE ALSO VERY HUMAN thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM Meanwhile, Old Deuteronomy is being forced to walk the plank Hopolites — Today at 12:34 AM Pfffft Sharpwing — Today at 12:34 AM Yes, and I don't like that, but also I can't help but feel like adding toebeans would be worse. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM So sing fast highglossfinish — Today at 12:34 AM She's already been sucked into a storm drain. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:34 AM They have unpleasantly human hands, feet and noses. Because whomever made this does not actually like cats. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM I'm not super a fan of this version Hopolites — Today at 12:35 AM Okay they removed the tension between Rumtum tugger and Mephistles but gave the magician tension with that gray tabby thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM The original's very confident Sharpwing — Today at 12:35 AM Really? Huh thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM And cheerful Mimic — Today at 12:35 AM yeah. confident enough to snark in the Rum Tum Tugger sing instead of whinge thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM "oof" Sharpwing — Today at 12:36 AM I can't help but feel for this guy, though, as pathetic as he is, he's a mood. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM ye Sharpwing — Today at 12:36 AM If a cat could do puppy eyes... and look, everyone loves him Even when he's failing If that ain't what we all want highglossfinish — Today at 12:37 AM "Well, so much for that." thenightetc2 — Today at 12:37 AM awww Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM ....wait a minute, if she just arrived, how did she know what they were singing? highglossfinish — Today at 12:38 AM Their little cat displays of affection would be adorable if they actually looked like cats. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:38 AM She was waiting for her moment. Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM FLYING TROMBONE?? highglossfinish — Today at 12:38 AM She got herself out of the water, she just wanted to encourage him. Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM Akfjskfkg Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:38 AM Swam all the way back in the time he was taking. Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM :eyes: oooohhh here comes the good stuff Mimic — Today at 12:39 AM who decided on how to animate their tails and how hard did they get fired Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:39 AM I wish she would stop unzipping her skin. Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM Ah, here comes the awful CGI I think SAME thenightetc2 — Today at 12:39 AM wince highglossfinish — Today at 12:39 AM This movie is so viscerally unpleasant. Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM Very. Hopolites — Today at 12:40 AM TAP DANCE TO INTIMIDATE LIKE A SNAKE RATTLE Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM THERE IT WAS THEY FORGOT HER FEET THEY FORGOT HER FEET LIKE THREE FRAMES AGO thenightetc2 — Today at 12:40 AM omg Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:40 AM Too busy editing out buttholes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM A necessary sacrifice, then Okay, now this is the good part highglossfinish — Today at 12:42 AM I can't stand this version of Memory, personally. And I do love Memory. Hopolites — Today at 12:42 AM editing out the buttholes they place themselves Sharpwing — Today at 12:42 AM Oh, what don't you like about it? highglossfinish — Today at 12:42 AM The youthful face, the orchestra drowning her out, the copious river of mucus running down her face. Sharpwing — Today at 12:42 AM ...all extremely good points. I have heard other versions, but havent actually seen the original stage show-- where can I find it? (short of piracy, I'm scared of viruses) Mimic — Today at 12:43 AM i would like to add that hte orchestra isn't just drowning her out, she's holding herself back because the orchestra has been ordered to respond to how she sings instead of the other way around, so she's hesitating the whole way through Sharpwing — Today at 12:44 AM Oof highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBVJbzkoqo YouTube The Shows Must Go On! 'Memory' Elaine Paige | Cats The Musical

Mimic — Today at 12:45 AM do you want the original london cast or the original broadway cast, because I have links to both on youtube Sharpwing — Today at 12:45 AM :D!!! Thank you, I didn't expect it to be there, I should have looked Sharpwing — Today at 12:46 AM I'll have to check that out after this! Mimic — Today at 12:46 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwtoDY140o4 YouTube Cats1981channel Cats Memory (Original Broadway cast)

Sharpwing — Today at 12:47 AM :smile_cat: Thank you! Mimic — Today at 12:48 AM any time~! Sharpwing — Today at 12:49 AM I do appreciate the fact that she doesnt have Cat Boobs, though macavity has more boobage ...wait, how were they going to light those candles if Mistoffelees didnt do it? Uggh his freaky bare toes .........and now Somehow It gets weirder. Hopolites — Today at 12:52 AM What is this PSA Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:52 AM Oh good, she is directly addressing the camera. Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM I know, right thenightetc2 — Today at 12:52 AM hmmm!!! Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM I am Uncomfortable thenightetc2 — Today at 12:53 AM you can do that on stage but in a movie it's Weird Hopolites — Today at 12:53 AM slides out of the view of my monitor Sharpwing — Today at 12:53 AM It's bizarrely solid advice though, if you think about it. Hopolites — Today at 12:54 AM At least on stage the actors are far enough away that I don't feel like I, personally, amd being stared at Mimic — Today at 12:54 AM yeah. they're addressing the audience. not you highglossfinish — Today at 12:54 AM There's her wedding ring that they neglected to edit out. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:54 AM A very high quality production. Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM in the original, old deut belted this last set of lines Sharpwing — Today at 12:55 AM :0 I will never unsee that now Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:56 AM And then they scuttle away, to commit further crimes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:56 AM Awww... adopted by Grandma Cat thenightetc2 — Today at 12:56 AM :heart: cloud face Sharpwing — Today at 12:56 AM Despite EVERYTHING else weird about the scene... I do like how warm and soft it looks Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM So if the chandelier disappears how do they send up more Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM ......i WAIT I DONT KNOW Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM Do they have to fashion another one Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:57 AM They spend the year making a new one. Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM HOW DOES IT-- okay yeah that tracks thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM They find a different chandelier every year Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM Or like, do they find it again later highglossfinish — Today at 12:57 AM It just shows up. Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM Eeeew.... with a dead body inside thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM Remember how Gus said he'd never performed in that particular theater before? Different venue every time Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM OH thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM she's not dead yet! Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM OHHH Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:57 AM The chandelier's appearance heralds the time for a new sacrifice. Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM Ajdjfjsg Hopolites — Today at 12:58 AM How many abandoned theaters are there Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM As many as they need Just like there was a bar that seved milk despite being human size Mimic — Today at 12:58 AM besides, set a fire in the right place, you can make an abandoned theater Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM :joy: oh noooo highglossfinish — Today at 12:58 AM The Jellicles wake up every day and choose violence. Sharpwing — Today at 12:59 AM Clearly yes Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Inglorious bastards has taught us that well Sharpwing — Today at 12:59 AM ..........okay, I know it was a dumpster fire. but I like it. I like it So Much. Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Songs good Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:59 AM You are welcome to like it. Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Visuals made me go Nope Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:00 AM I however feel quite sandpapered. thenightetc2 — Today at 1:00 AM Valid Sharpwing — Today at 1:00 AM GIVE THEM PROPER NOSES AT LEAST Hopolites — Today at 1:00 AM Well, some of the songs good The Rum Tum Tugger song was eh Sharpwing — Today at 1:00 AM Yeah, he bothers me. At least this version of him does highglossfinish — Today at 1:02 AM There were so very few things this movie got right. Sharpwing — Today at 1:02 AM What do you think it did get right? highglossfinish — Today at 1:02 AM ............. Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:02 AM It does not seem like the type of musical that one ought to make a movie of. highglossfinish — Today at 1:03 AM It would make an excellent movie, just not like this. Mimic — Today at 1:03 AM not a live action movie thenightetc2 — Today at 1:03 AM agreed Sharpwing — Today at 1:03 AM What, like, animated? I'd like to see that-- but CGI, or traditional? highglossfinish — Today at 1:03 AM Either. I could live with CGI cats performing motion captured ballet dances. Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:04 AM Perhaps like that owl movie, where it is stylized CGI. Sharpwing — Today at 1:04 AM Traditional would be cool too, but the amount of work it would take to do all the characters and sequences by hand would be staggering Mimic — Today at 1:06 AM stylized CGI would be great, and lend itself way to the stage show's gimmick of assembling random junk into props Sharpwing — Today at 1:06 AM Ooohh, that would be really neat! Well now I want someone to make it ...after this fiasco, though, I'm not sure anyone will. Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:07 AM drat did i miss the entire stream Sharpwing — Today at 1:07 AM :pensive: Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:07 AM You are lucky, and have. Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:07 AM alas the curse of thursday night classes thenightetc2 — Today at 1:07 AM Sadly, yes. Mimic — Today at 1:07 AM I mean if you're willing to settle for animatics youtube has managed to attract theater fans in making animatics for the entirety of certain shows thenightetc2 — Today at 1:07 AM Unless we were to watch something else to cap things off...? Sharpwing — Today at 1:08 AM That sounds amazing, I have a new rabbit hole to go down tonight! thenightetc2 — Today at 1:09 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0ElmZm-6c YouTube Yamz Animatics Say My Name [OC Animatic]

Mimic — Today at 1:09 AM I mean, if you wanna DM me I'm happy to spam you with a few (dozen) Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM I feel like I should mention a good majority of animatics will have cats Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Ajdjdjsjf Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM instead of humans Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Like Cat cats Not human cats? Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM Yes Mimic — Today at 1:10 AM yup! Warrior Cats ended up attracting a sizable animatic creating fandom Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM Like Warrior Cats Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Incredible thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM OH BOY Sharpwing — Today at 1:12 AM oh no. Mimic — Today at 1:12 AM HAHAHAHAHAHA thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM YUP Sharpwing — Today at 1:12 AM noooooooo thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM "a furry" Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:13 AM thanks i hate this this is terrible Sharpwing — Today at 1:13 AM I'm extremely uncomfortable, good job thenightetc2 — Today at 1:13 AM He does magic! Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:14 AM this is so cursed Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:14 AM Still less upsetting to look upon than the CGI ones. Mimic — Today at 1:14 AM I mean, not as cursed as Furry Force thenightetc2 — Today at 1:15 AM Furry FOrce? Sharpwing — Today at 1:16 AM Oh, this is nice actually! Well, some bits are cursed Hopolites — Today at 1:17 AM I love the cat getting distorted when she gets her hand in the trap thenightetc2 — Today at 1:17 AM This is one of those "everyone animates 5 seconds" things, right Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:17 AM TEAM FORTRESS 2 blursed Sharpwing — Today at 1:17 AM More like 1 second, it seems IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS highglossfinish — Today at 1:18 AM It was! And that's about all I've got! Sharpwing — Today at 1:19 AM My brother plays that a lot but I don't think I've ever actually seen the thing other than memes Thank you!! :blush: it was lovely And cursed Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:19 AM Thank you for streaming. No thank you for the vaguely cat-colored nightmares. Sharpwing — Today at 1:19 AM But I'm glad I got to be here♡ Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:19 AM ty! for the cursed Sharpwing — Today at 1:20 AM naked idris elbaaaaaaa highglossfinish — Today at 1:20 AM Always a pleasure! Mimic — Today at 1:20 AM naked FLYING Ildris Elba Sharpwing — Today at 1:20 AM ......WAIT HE COULD FLY WHY DID HE TRY TO HANG ONTO THE CHANDELIER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thenightetc2 — Today at 1:20 AM he was out of rocket fuel, obv Hopolites — Today at 1:21 AM For Funsies Pffft thenightetc2 — Today at 1:21 AM Once more, thank you for hosting! Mimic — Today at 1:21 AM thanks for tonight! Hopolites — Today at 1:21 AM It was fun! Sharpwing — Today at 1:22 AM Yeah!! highglossfinish — Today at 1:22 AM Thank you all for coming! Mimic — Today at 1:22 AM good night! highglossfinish — Today at 1:22 AM And for the awful suggestion to watch Cats, which was very fun, somehow. Good night!