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nickbutnodick · 2 months ago

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whenever i am seriously considering doing something Very Bad (tm) mr. bossy pants tells me i need to "not do that" "that is incredibly dangerous" "your safety would be in danger" and if i keep seriously considering it mr. bossy pants forces literally posesses me and forces me to stop.

#the voices in my head #dude im actually perfectly mentally stable #this is about binding with ace bandages over night #ive never done it before #but im so fucking dysporic broskis #and mr bossy pants is actually an asshole #because i would be FINE #like ive never binded with ace bandages before (ive heard its a very very bad idea)#and ive barely ever binded over night before (ive heard its also a very ver bad idea)#anyway this is a targeted post #fuck mr. bossy pants #mr bossy pants says i should put that i was also planning to continue binding all of tomorrow and for an honestly indefinitely long time #and that i have a tendency to suffer immense pain before i stop doing things #so yeah double fuck mr. bossy pants #not did im perfectly sane i swear #three pigeons in a trench coat

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