#not cyberpunk sorry

[bonesuh]

♣ ♢♦ Enivrant, n'est-ce pas ? ♦♢ ♣

[weedle-testaburger]

don't worry i don't actually thirst over any of these characters (they lied)

[corinthianrm0]

the cyberpunk Gale no one asked for (G4l3?)

BLAME MARU (lexindre on bsky)

[vronism]

Pinterest spat this first picture out at me and I just had to

NOT taking any criticism or responsibility for this shitpost

[martyfive]

so, here are my first attempts to give the whalers from dishonored some cyberpunk’77 vibes! and since i’m pretty sure all of them are silly daud’s children he somehow adopted to start his absolutely legal business they — you guessed it — look like they dress in night city’s second hand shops and have exactly one brain cell that is permanently situated in billie’s head:

“aren’t we all wearing gas masks ‘cause of your constant smoking, boss?” — billie lurk (allegedly)

i find this all extremely fun and i want more.

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[zero-is-nebulous]

Tee bee atech I might jig this design a bit but this is what I have so far, he's a Japanese dragon because uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh he's a big tall strong handsome man and allat

[cyberpunkaddict]

P a n a m P a l m e r

[fhartzs]

Been nice to know ya . . .

[boredth]

Is there any way to have a list of all the Cyberwear 2077 John Wick has on his person?

Also, what about his weapons? Are they like the movies (especially the TTI Pit Viper we got in JW4) or are they Cyberpunk 2077 weapons?

P.S.- Just saw your artwork of the opening of John Wick 1 adapted to Cyberpunk, and it makes me cry.

Stop right there 'Saka spy! Trying to get intel on him? ✋🤨

It's mostly ambiguous though there is some 'visible' cyberware on him. For weapons, they're all from Cyberpunk (it's only fitting!) He usually carries his custom Lexington + Monowire for close combat.

[charybdiaa]

that yacht aint the ONLY thing flaming AYYYY 🌈🌈🌈🔥🔥🔥

[cybershock24601]

V Cyberpunk enacting justice for all the women in the world that had to deal with Johnny asking them if they were on their period every time they were rightfully pissed at whatever asshole stunt he just pulled by giving him period cramps

[glitchinginthegarden]

warm up jawny poutin' as usual

[coe1acanthing]

i cannot make this up

[vronism]

What do you wish for?

[tartaruga-cosmica]

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sound on)