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LOVE STORY

Max Verstappen x Author!Reader

Author’s Note: IM BACK!! To put things into perspective, I started this smau when Alex’s insta was still private! Tbh I started writing it cause I like love her, I can’t call her mother cause she’s like a month older than me, but that’s cousin right there. Anyways sorry for the hiatus i was spiralling due to a man 😔😔 it happens to the baddest bitches, and also sort of writers block so pls give me requests! But to make up for the fact that I’ve been gone, this fic is fat as fuck so enjoy

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alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous gorgeous girls are published authors!!!! y/n, y/n! I remember when you used to force me to read when I wanted to play princesses and now you’ve written a goddam book!!! In awe of u 📕🥰🥰

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yn.reads : ALEXXXX!! my gorgeous sister! I couldn’t have done it without you!! Love you endlessly!

— user1 : wait r they sisters???!!

— user5 : no! hope this helps.

— user6 : pls use your brain

— user7 : they’ve known eachother forever! y/n moved to Monaco when she was 4, so they refer to eachother as sisters.

charles_leclerc: bravo y/n! Well deserved

maxverstappen1: 👏🏻👏🏻

— user43: 🤨🤨

— user10: wait do they know eachother?

— user15: not as far as i know…

— user12: Max doesn’t even follow Alex, why is he here?

— user17: interesting 🤭🤭

— alexandrasaintmleux: very interesting…

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yn.reads: @alexandrasaintmleux thank you for letting me shake ass on your yacht, and cosplay as a rich monegasque while doing it! Your support has meant the world to me, you’re the reason Everything I Know About Love was written, cause you have taught me everything I know about love, friendship, life! You can purchase my book in just under a week guys!!

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alexandrasaintmleux: I’m so proud of you baby xx

— yn.reads: i love you so much alex, i had to write 124,567 words to express it

— alexandrasaintmleux: 🥹🥹

—charles_leclerc: am i intruding on something?

— yn.reads: yes!

user12: no but Alex and y/n’s friendship is literally my favourite thing

user11: is y/n not a rich monegasque?

— user10: she’s not even from Monaco, and she grew up with a single mum who I’m p sure just has a normal job so no

user14: not y/n using Alex for her money

— yn.reads: do y’all never get tired? Or is hating on the internet like your job?

— user14: no I have an actual job you should try it sometime…

— yn.reads: girl???? I just wrote a book?????

maxverstappen1 : I will read this book

— yn.reads: thank you max verstappen, current f1 champion

— user16: 🤨🤨🤨

— alexandrasaintmleux: what am I witnessing rn

— yn.reads: 🙃🙃

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lewishamilton: 👏🏾👏🏾

— yn.reads: WHAT THE FRICK LEWISHAMILTON??? What are you doing here??????!!

— alexandrasaintmleux: girl you good??

— yn.reads: am I good?? AM IGOOD?? Lewis freaking Hamilton knows I exist!!!

— charles_leclerc: please stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers

— yn.reads: kick rocks leclerc

pierregasly: well done, me and kika already have our copies

— yn.reads: 🥺🥺 thank you pear and kiks

alexandrasaintmleux: so proud of you mon ange

— yn.reads: I love you so much alex

— user12: their friendship is so cute I can’t

— yn.reads: friendship?? We’re lovers!

— user12: wait are you actually???

— charles_lecelrc: NO

— yn.reads: don’t be jealous sharl

charles_leclerc: well done I guess

— yn.reads: thank you I guess

— alexandrasaintmleux: aww my two favourite people getting along ❤️🥺🥺

— user12: I need my doctor to prescribe me whatever the fuck Alex is on EXPEDITIOUSLY

user14: girl no one gives a fuck about your book launch, we want to know wtf happened at the after party??!

—user15 wait, did I miss something what happened?

— user14: it’s all over social media but it starts with max and ends in verstappen

maxverstappen1: simply lovely

— user14: well well well

— user15: and she didn’t even interact with his comment

— user14: very interesting…

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charles_leclerc: I made this happen everyone! It was me! I did it!

— yn.reads: yes well done percy, we’re well aware

— user12: wait a minute Charles did something nice for y/n?

— user14: my moneys on the fact he was just trying to get rid of her so he could spend time with Alex

— charles_leclerc: what if i told you im a mastermind 😎

yn.reads: it isn’t much but it’s honest work 😔

— danielricciardo: has he learnt his abc’s??

— yn.reads: just about he gets stuck on x, it’s a very difficult letter

— danielricciardo: happens to the best of us 😞

— yn.reads: @/danielricciardo hey I actually have a question for you??

— maxverstappen1: NO!! Y/N DO NOT ASK UR QUESTION

— yn.reads: ☹️☹️

user16: is this a hard launch??

— user14: Idek anymore 😭

— user17: like knowing y/n she might actually just be giving him reading lessons

— maxverstappen1: guys of course I can actually read

— user16: yeah sure you can! That’s the spirit!

yn.reads: I bagged the baddest bitch y’all

—maxverstappen1: 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💅🏼💅🏼

— alexandrasaintmleux: I thought I was the baddest bitch???

— yn.reads: oh my god… OH MY GOD, I didn’t think this through… @/maxverstappen1 what do you think of a throuple??

— maxverstappen1: NO

— charles_leclerc: NO

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Daddy’s home - Husband Zayne II

More random posts on the TL w/ husband Zayne and your babygirl ft the aunties as well pt 1

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liiisa_: She’s such a snow baby 🌨️

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misshuntermc: She thinks daddy’s snow is better 🙄

↳ _thedrzayne: My snow doesn't melt ↳ misshuntermc: Yes I know I had to console her when she brought snow in the house and it melted in the living room 🙂

yvannamama: She’s literally a snow angel 🥹

↳ liiisa_: RIGHT I LOVE HER 😫

gray.sun: So did Zayne cause a snowstorm in the bedroom when they conceived her because she was definitely born during summer 🧐

↳ simonesays: CORNER NOW 🫵🏼 ↳ talkthat_tara: GET OUT

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misshuntermc: Mini me wants a snack and Zayne is a Chef now?

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_thedrzayne: Out of the three of us who had the most food on their plate? 🫢

↳ misshuntermc: Im really tired of you bullying me on this app 😐 ↳ _thedrzayne: It was a genuine question

gray.sun: Are we missing something?

yvannamama: Ma'am you eating for two??

↳ misshuntermc: I’m eating for ONE do not start ↳ liiisa_: Oh im starting ↳ simonesays: niece or nephew? ↳ misshuntermc: im not pregnant

talkthat_tara: @/_thedrzayne what's your P.O. Box ima send some chocolate 😌

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misshuntermc: Took her on public transportation ; I don’t think she liked it

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_thedrzayne: I warned you that she would hate it

↳ misshuntermc: I just wanted to show her what the real world is like 🙃

talkthat_tara: She kept saying “this is for common folk” who taught her that? 🫠

↳ simonesays: I told her to stop repeating what I say ↳ misshuntermc: I thought Lisa did it tbh ↳ liiisa_: Now why am I in it? 🤨

yvannamama: Omg tell her to fix her face 😭

↳ misshuntermc: She's still pissed at me send help ↳ gray.sun: Spoiled just like her mom

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misshuntermc: Her daddy keeps telling her unicorns are real

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_thedrzayne: They are real don’t confuse her

↳ misshuntermc: You’re the one confusing her

talkthat_tara: They’re mythical creatures Zayne stop

↳ _thedrzayne: you two must be in cahoots ✋🏼

simonesays: I just know she’s waiting for that stuffed unicorn to start neighing

↳ misshuntermc: She asked for a "real unicorn" for her birthday bitch come get me ↳ yvannamama: you better make it happen ↳ misshuntermc: Yvonne ☹️ ↳ _thedrzayne: She’s right ↳ misshuntermc: How about you go find her a damn unicorn then 🥴

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♡ Pack It Up - CL 16 ♡

Summary: You're so irrevocably in love with Charles Leclerc and enjoying life when all of a sudden, you hear this agitating noise (your ex who is an actor and probably mentally deranged or SOMETHING).

Author's Note: Hi my lovlies! This is my first attempt at an SMAU so PLEASE BE NICE 😭 this is based off this request! also this can be seen as a pt. 2 to good luck charlie, but can also be read as a stand alone 😋 also the part 2 link is here and at the bottom cause fuck ass tumblr can suck my dick

CW: SMAU, uhhhh, fluff? angst? girl idk 😭use of the word hoe/whore in portuguese

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y/n_l/n in your eyes, i get lost, i get washed away

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charlesleclerc mon amoureuse, the most beautiful person in the world and the one i get to belong to ❤️

User67 ohhh our girl is so in love 🤭

User32 does this mean the next album will solely be a love album? 👀

jade_distinguinn ✨🌘

alex_albon i just know the next album is gonna eat!

↳ lilymhe who tf taught you that?!

↳ alex_albon you?!

↳ lilymhe mhm 🤨 im watching you, Alexander Albon Ansusinha

↳ User22 yall… its been 3 hrs since albon was last seen, do you think lily got him? 

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charles_leclerc i wanna teach you how forever feels, ma déesse

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y/n_l/n je t’aime tellement, mon amour. I can’t believe that this incredible man is all mine 🥰

User89 wait he’s using her song lyrics about him 😭😭😭😭

User56 yall ever think about how on y/n’s posts, the first pic is of charles but charles never puts her in the first pic?

↳ User44 it’s not that serious dude

↳ User79 hmmm i never thought of that, it is a bit weird, like he doesn’t want people to see her that much?

↳ User10 yall are crazy, this post has 4 pictures and 3 of them have y/n in it

↳ User05 tom never hid her tho 🙃 just saying

User23 ugh they’re literally couple GOALS 😍

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tomblythe some photos from christmas break, ready to come back to work happy and healthy 👍

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User51 ugh, could he be any hotter 😫

User33 ehm, who dat?

User00 cringing at the 2nd pic

↳ User99 okay and? U didn’t have to voice it

↳ User12 but yet i did 

User0 is that rachel?

↳ User9 NO IT’S Y/N

↳ User34 yall need to let that go, they broke up so long ago

↳ User9 no im being so fr, y/n posted that exact picture when they were together

↳ User56 omg?! You might be right, i recognize that pic

↳ User12 YALL ITS LEGIT  HER, ITS MY PFP AND I GRABBED IT WHEN IT WAS FIRST POSTED WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER OMFG

↳ User66 wait, so what does this mean? I thought y/n was dating that one french guy

↳ User45 that guy is not french, hes monegasque ☝️ and yes they are dating

↳ User3 maybe they broke up? 

↳ User72 no way, they just posted pics of each other, my money is tom is playing dirty to get her back

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User99 oh sir…

User34 it was clearly an accident, you don’t have to apologize

User76 so are u guys not getting back together? 😔

User89 but why did u have it? It’s been years

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User32 OMG ARE YOU AND Y/N BACK TOGETHER?! PLS STOP WITH THE GAMES AND TELL US

User45 bruh this is so fucking weird, using your ex’s song to soft launch your new girl?

User96 ooooh this tea is piping HOT

User62 Oh hell no 😭

User05 so you’re not single anymore? 🥺

francisca.cgomes VAI P’A PUTA QUE TU PARIU

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F1gossippofficial seems like y/n l/n’s ex, Tom Blythe, wants her back? Tom has not only posted an old picture of y/n but has also used her song, which she wrote about him, to soft launch a new girl… or should i say someone he’s knows ‘all too well’

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User96 I can’t be the only one who thinks this is crazy, right? 

↳ User55 Def not, idk what’s going on but holy fuck they either need to stay together or get over eachother

↳ User87 i think y/n has been over Tom for quite some time now. She seems happy with charles

↳ User34 but is she really? Tom was the one to end things so she might’ve “moved on” but is wasting time with charles

↳ User66 no way, those two are so in love and you can see it in the way they look at eachother and talk about eachother. I mean just listen the song she just put out ‘ease my mind’

↳ User29 if you’re gonna bring that up, then let's also bring up ‘we can’t be friends’ i mean it’s all about how she’s waiting for Tom “wait until you love me again”

User10 Tom needs to leave Y/n ALONE

↳ User98 AGREED

Use09 she’s probably just another bitch using charles for fame and money, she should just leave him already cause he deserves so much better

↳ User77 not to mention she’s not as pretty as his exes 🤭

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tomblythe the smell of you hair reminds me of her feet

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User40 wtf is that caption

↳ User55 OH GIRL LEMME TELL YOU. so this song is called ‘be my mistake’ and it’s essentially this guy telling the girl he’s fucking with that she will never be the girl he loves. Like “you’re great but shes amazing and beautiful” type of stuff

↳ User40 nah that’s sickening 😭

User76 i lowkey feel bad for his new girl, he’s obvs using her to get y/n back

↳ User56 yall not everything is about y/n

↳ User78 but it clearly is?! All the evidence points to it being about y/n and getting her back

User66 omg couples goals 😍

User90 that girl is so lucky to have tom like UGH i wish

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F1gossippofficial Breaking: Charles Leclerc was recently spotted attending a brand event… without y/n? Rumor has it the two have separated 😱

Thoughts? 👀

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User49 OMG DID HE FINALLY DUMP THAT GOLD DIGGING BITCH 🤩

User12 nooo, mi parents 🙁

User56 honestly about time

↳ User44 wdym about time?

↳ User56 i feel like it’s been obvious that they’ve been unhappy together for a while. Tom is also a better match for y/n

↳ User44 uhm, they literally posted pics of eachother not long ago in a loving photo dump? Also tom was a manipulative person towards y/n and he drained the fuck out of her and made her miserable

↳ User56 instagram posts dont mean shit in the real world. And all this stuff against tom is alleged 

User32 now’s my chance 😍

User66 orrrr maybe they dont have to be together 24/7?

↳ User94 they always go to events together tho…

↳ User21 well y/n also has a job so maybe she was busy

↳ User50 idk man, doesn't look good for charles atm

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y/n_l/n

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y/n_l/n working on things 👍

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User77 NOW LOOK WHAT YALL DID! YOU TOOK HER SPARKLE

oliviarodrigo omg so excited bestie 🤭

User93 omg new music? 👀

↳ User33 breakup music? ☹️

↳ User10 do NOT put that into the universe ☝️

User65 yall i dont wanna be a bummer but… charles isnt in the likes…

↳ User80 why is this a big deal?! Maybe he’s busy 

↳ User34 charles is ALWAYS the first to like her posts, he’s never missed a post or been late

↳ User78 omg did they actually breakup?! 

User89 FUCK YOU TOM BLYTH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

francisca.cgomes my beautiful girl, love you so much ❤️

↳ y/n_l/n love you too 🩷

↳ User42 YALL SHE ISN’T USING THE RED HEART, ITS OVER 😭😫

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princesses 👑

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!wife!reader

type: instagram imagine, social media au (purely ig hehe)

notes: charles p1 in fp3! lets hope things go well from here on out :D lmk what u guys think!

about: charles as a girl dad, literally that's it

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charles_leclerc One of the best things during race weekends: my two princesses get to come with me ❤️ It's a different kind of peace when I know the two of them are up in the garage with their all-out support for me.

ynleclerc she's brought her lucky charm for you, which is her teddy bear 🧸

charles_leclerc My two lucky charms are already with me, amour

luvsainz55 AAAA WHAT A CUTE FAMILY

gaslydrivez leclerc fam so adorable

carlossainz55 Please, we know Emma only wanted to come because she wanted to see her favorite uncle, aka me 🥱

pierregasly You're not her favorite uncle? alexalbon23 Yeah cause it's me

scuderiaferrari The Ferrari princesses ❤️

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ynleclerc emma wanted to bake yesterday because apparently, she wants her papa to be in a good mood today so he can win the race. now i wish i hadn't mentioned to charles a boy hugged emma at pre-school cause he frowned after that 😆

charles_leclerc It's too early for hugging? I thought I had like a decade left before I have to deal with that 😕

ynleclerc he's her friend and they're children? charles_leclerc I can't hear you right now

arthurleclerc Now I want some of those too :( Nothing for her favorite uncle?

ynleclerc cha ate them all, sorry 😬

hamiltenn Charles is totally such a girl dad it's so cute

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc I told your mama I wanted to enroll you in Taekwondo lessons. I changed my mind 🤣

landonorris I've taught her well

charles_leclerc This is why you haven't been called up to be her babysitter carlossainz55 Lol deserve, Lando

ynleclerc one kick suddenly changes your mind? 🤨

charles_leclerc Surprisingly, she kicks really well

ynleclerc

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ynleclerc emma, who is not the biggest fan of mornings, woke up really early today to make sure her papa had the best birthday. we went out to buy him flowers and baked a cake 🎂

pascale_leclerc Papa's girl ❤️

ynleclerc i'm afraid she's the biggest one 🤣

lilymhe Tell Emma I miss her! When do I see my baby girl?

ynleclerc how about... later? lilymhe Alex is starting the car as we speak 😆

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charles_leclerc Le plus joyeux des anniversaires à ma petite princesse ❤️ The happiest of birthdays to my little princess.

Please stop growing too fast; Papa's not yet ready to race boys so they can stay away from you :) You remain my princess forever and ever.

ynleclerc race boys??? sorry what?

charles_leclerc How are they going to prove themselves, then?

lestappenorris i love girldad!charles 🙉

scuderiaferrari Happy birthday, Emma! 🎁

ynleclerc

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ynleclerc emma's philosophy lately: when mama says no, papa will always say yes. now i'm not surprised why she is such a papa's girl; she's charles princess through and through 🫶

charles_leclerc I do not always say yes

ynleclerc i said no sweets and you were feeding her brownies? charles_leclerc She forced me...

carlossainz55 You should get your payback by having a boy next and then make him a mama's boy 🤣

ynleclerc you make some interesting points charles_leclerc Hello?

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charles_leclerc Forever my princesses ❤️ Two of the greatest blessings I've ever gotten.

sainzhero live love leclerc fam 🫶

scuderiaferrari Our favorites! 😍

carlossainz55 Ask Emma what she thinks of my gift

landonorris You sent her one, too??? pierregasly Why are you guys mooching off of my gift idea charles_leclerc Emma's favorite uncle is Lorenzo. carlossainz55 WHAT alexalbon23 Ok now I feel betrayed 🤨

luverrari MY PARENTS (literally)

ynleclerc love u both so much :)

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notes: it's been a while i think since i did one that's purely insta posts, it's faster to make lolol but I'm not used to it anymore anyway lmk what u guys think <33 happy quali and thank u for reading hehehe

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I have a crazy ass theory based on The Iron Bull saying he can sense magic and how scared he is of demons....

I think The Iron Bull has magic in him..

but it was never discovered because it never awakened the same way it does for everyone (aka accidentally making fire or freezing people etc) and that is because of his fighting style that's very Reaver adjacent aka involving blood and the dragon blood the Qunari have in their making (its already confirmed that the iron bulls horns are dragon horns so its safe assume he has more dragon in him than most Qunari hence his feelings about dragons and his massive size and his fighting style etc)

Almost all the saarebas we know have their magic awaken when they were alittle older older than what we know of the southern mages (mostly either too young to remember or to small to start participating in society) after they had already been assigned a job and started to train for it in Qunari society which is backed up by bull telling that to Vivienne

Vivienne: I have heard of the life of the saarebas, Iron Bull, but I'm curious about your viewpoint. Iron Bull: It's sad, mostly. The magic appears late in childhood just like it does for you folks. Some kid's gone years learning to be a baker or soldier or builder, and then one day, that's all gone.

so i think his magic awakened after he started to be trained as a Ben Hassrath Hissrad so his magic was naturally channelled to his fighting style and strength thus his massive desire to spill blood (mostly dragon blood lol) was born

and the reason why he is deathly scared of demons is that he unknowingly went through his harrowing as a kid but he thought it was just a dream where he outsmarted an imaginary demon like the ones he was taught about because he is originally Ashkaari (the one who thinks) as a kid rather than a Fighter or a spy so he's smart as fuck and can out smart a demon easily

Cole: Yes. And you're The Iron Bull, afraid of demons.

Iron Bull: Not fond of 'em, no. But you and I are fine as long as you don't do any weird crap.

Cole: Lying awake, sheets soaked in sweat, afraid to call the Tamassrans. Shadows make shapes in the dark.

Cole: If it gets in my head, how do I cut it out? Itching, shaking, tears slide cold down my cheeks. "Tama, I'm scared."

I think this was the aftermath of his harrowing which he didn't realize was a harrowing but a bad dream that caused him a great fear of demons getting in his head again from that moment on

And last of all when bull remarks on solas's magic style solas doesn't outright say "you can't tell my magic is clunky because you are not a mage" instead he says " without magical training, you cannot notice the parts of my magic that "clunk" now why would bull have magical training or not have a magical training at all as a non mage 🧐

Also he has an an unusual high sensitivity for magic which could be said is because he fights vints and his Ben-Hassrath training but i don't see any non mage companions talking about they type of magic they can feel but him

He often says something like "This place has more magic than usual. Whole place is full of it." Or something about the magic potency compared to other places and like no other fighter comments about it like he does...

Anyway just a theory but i keep side eyeing him every time he comments on magic like "this feels different" ....why do you feel magic? why do you even know how it feels? why do you know what the devil was preaching in last nights Sacrament hmmmm🧐🤨

anyway love The iron bull forever and always <3333

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie x Isekai!Reader

[Reading Between the Lines]

WEEOO WEEOO Platonic Fic Idea WEEOO WEEOO

Hobie x Reader Isekai fic where the reader (me) is a Spider-man meta-analysis writer and they fall into the ATSV universe.

They meet Hobie and are completely starstruck, unable to speak. Flabbergasted. Uhh okay imma just do the intro "Hi, My name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a-"

"...WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!! And for the last three years I've been the one and only- *proceeds to do his whole intro for him*."

"What the fuck. Those are my lines. Bruv cut that shit out wth."

Everyone thinks they're weird as fuck, but Gwenpoole (and other Nexus beings) are taught about at The Society at least, so it's not a mystery why they are the way they are.

But they're just SO META

They're basically bouncing and they tell Hobie 'OMG, your like my favorite superhero. I write about you ALL THE TIME- Ignore the OC folder'

Hobies like 'I'm not a hero-'

'I knew you'd say that!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!'

All of a sudden there's this huge Hobie groupie fan in the group that knows everything about them and their trauma 😭😭

The reader sees Gwen and is like '.......I know this isn't my place but I've read through the scene between you and your dad and I have some comments I'd like to make. I can leave out the ones where I wish him death.'

There's even a scene like this one between Miles and Gwen

Where Hobie is like 'oi this your analysis book lemme see-' only to open to dozens of pages of x-reader fics and Hobie x OC drawings

And reader is like

'Uh.... I ain't write that. I don't know how that got in there. That's not even my handwriting. I found that notebook actually 😭😭'

Meanwhile Hobies like 'Christ - how much time do you have on your hands 🤨🤔'

'....Is it that bad?'

'Oh I ain't say it was bad. Could use a some work though. Actually- *takes out Noir's reading glasses (which he stole) from his pocket because he's not gonna stand here and judge a book by its cover*'

Of course Hobie still reads the x-reader cause he's a cocky bastard.

And then he returns said fics covered in red pen and notes of 'I wouldn't do that-' or 'actually you should add this. This would be better.' or even 'Lemme do it. That other shite you wrote don't make no sense'

BASICALLY HELPING CONSTRUCT FICS ABOUT HIMSELF. Simply because he finds the concept hilarious.

He gets to the smut and he's like "How easy do you lot think I am? Think you can have a pass at me, you must be taking the fucking piss-" just ranting and raving as he STILL READS IT

Sitting there with a cup of tea reading smut of himself and covering it in red pen like it's the mornings crossword 😭😭

The crew eventually realize that the readers power of trope analysis crosses over and it's SO USEFUL

All they need to do is get reader in front of Miguel and reader gives him a heartfelt reading and connection of his trauma that equals the culmination of ten years of therapy

They're like 'i know this is all an act Miguel. I know this is all an act to cover up the crushing feeling of chaos and helplessness that comes from canon. And really, all of this is just a mirror - you wanting to control how things 'should be' because there were so many things you went through that you think shouldn't have. But those moments are apart of you-'

Miguel's likes 'WAIT WOAH STOP TALKING'

They start bringing up Gabriel and Xina and shit from the comics.

Everyone's like 'Who the hell is Gabriel-" meanwhile Miguel is on the floor sobbing going 'mi hermano. mi hermano pequeno 😭😭😭'

And it ends with them all hugging Miguel after this person just read him for filth using the power of Isekai Canon Knowledge

I'm having TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

In the end Reader and Hobie become best friends because they both stand out so much in other universes and both take nothing entirely serious.

Plus they're both really perceptive and nosey and good at reading people so sometimes they see some subtle shit go down and they look at each other like

"We minding our business~ 😩🎶🗣️ we ain't gon say shit~ We gon mind our goddamn business 🎤🎸🔈'

Ok ok I'm done I'm done 😭😭😭

[rewordthis]

Babanbabanban Vampire:

Rant post after ep.9. Yes, I have watched ep. 10. No, I don’t feel like talking about the episodes per se but more about trying to understand the fanbase…

So to begin, let me say how I hate ep. 9 for how much I laughed—you can’t possibly begin to comprehend my inner turmoil…

Yes— that’s a bolt on his ear. Mad about it!

Look, guys. I had the most. absolute. insane laugh since episode one of these series and the hate it gets actually made me think a lot—like… a lot lot.

But in this episode I sobered up quite rudely and out of the blue, so I’m going to address the slander this anime gets. Just ‘cause. 🤨

Every second dude on reddit, online anime sites and even here has been going “Grooming shit anime,” “Why did a disgusting grooming shit got animated?” “Why put grooming on Netflix?” etc.

And like… stupid-ass question. If anyone bothered to actually watch the thing—even from episode 1—they’d probably get that that’s just how Mori is.

This is a BL anime to be sure and as far as I have watched, there is no grooming whatsoever??? What are y’all even watching? I beg of you… tell me where does that idea even comes from?!

Like, Mori’s come clean from the very start with Rihito’s family about who and what he is and is heavily pointed that had he not been taken in, he’d most definitely left and leave them alone because—and he makes a point throughout the series so far, that—he’s not interested in children or girls. What he finds to love about Rihito is his purity and good nature, something his past lovers also had as a common trait. Thing is, though he’s been an in-house worker at their bathhouse for the past 10 years, because the family insisted on it, and that has most certainly given him the freedom and advantage of being close to Rihito, who he now knows since the age of 5. So actually, the fact is that he is very not subtly portrayed as the ‘danger that lurks close’ which is not lost on me nor should be on you despite the running gags, while at the same time I can’t find where this whole hate springs from…

His ridiculous, overemphasised boners and sexual excitement every time Rihito showcases his purity and airhead-nes is mainly an over-the-top way of conveying his fondness over a behaviour that would otherwise have you rolling your eyes inside your skull—the kid is simply too naive—and Mori’s 7-people-fit-in-this-tent boners are a huge comic relief to counter that. Like, you can’t be seriously comparing him to a groomer. Now, don’t get me wrong, he is definitely gay and attracted to Rihito, but Rihito is 15 already and Mori from episode 1 set that his conviction is to wait until the kid is 18 to drink his blood. Drinking his blood, means that Rihito dies! Btw. In case someone missed this detail…

Because guess what? He is a bonafide PREDATOR—A VAMPIRE! Get that???

His first thought every waking moment is the taste of Rihito’s blood. Not his wiener and not his ass. Plus, he’s already wasted 10 years of waiting for him. For real now…

Every man Mori is depicted to have had as a loved one in the past were all well grown-ass men. Someone that is 450 years old doesn’t become a pedo in one fell swoop. Please be careful of that shit.

Does his fixation on having virgin male blood is weird? Absolutely. Does he go out of his way to make sure Rihito stays a virgin until he kills him? 100% creep all way—not even blinking while throwing rocks at him! But considering it grooming? Grooming??? Really? It’s grooming if an adult eases a child into sexual acts and it’s also grooming when an adult goes around in the background (!) to prevent any sexual activity from ever taking place equally considered grooming? Where the fuck did this came from?

In that sense every fucking thing you’ve ever been taught or eased into even by your family could also be grooming. Get real. Just say you are a homophobe and stop watching the anime. And stop talking about it if you dropped it from episode 1; I am being serious about this one, too—if you have an opinion in something you haven’t bothered watching, listening, reading, NO YOU DON’T! YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE THING SO WHAT OPINION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? IT’S JUST WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, NOT WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS! This is just your own prejudice.

I also know what Mori said, that Rihito is his masterpiece but I digress it was about grooming. I am sure it has more to do with Rihito being calm and feeling safe around him and having being told stories about Mori’s history, which as he said himself are filled with actual historical events that even secured him good grades in history class at school. Mori has been shown so far to be ‘the supporter’ of the people he has considered his loved ones, so personally, I believe that this is what he refers to. The whole problem, though is only Rihito’s grandfather actually believes Mori to be a real vampire. Like, this is seriously dangerous…

Also, at some point I wondered if having cared for Rihito for such a long time, Mori might actually be considering not killing him like Sakamoto asked, but that prospect was shot down pretty harshly, wasn’t it… huh.

The one thing that is very well buried under the shitload of sexual humour in these series is the fact that what we deal with is a blood-lusting, violent, cunning killer. Wether Mori has any ounce of pity inside him after caring for 10 whole years for Rihito since he was a little child and slowly coming to love him even after settling to feed on him due to circumstances, remains to be seen in the end of the three years-limit he has decided to take Rihito’s life… or the end of the manga, whichever comes first.

So once again I ask, where does this grooming thing comes from??? Genuinely.

Anyway, the anime was all spiced up humour and stupid laughs until episode 9 but now we are starting to see more shit hit the fan. Since the adaptation is the dreadful 12-episodes-long most anime are, though I don’t have high hopes of it concluding on our screens. Which is a shame really, because only the first 4 chapters have been translated by the manga and nothing else. Bummer. 😤

Now, I watched the new episode on Sunday but daaamn~ I still feel shitty about ep. 9… >:ω

I didn’t want Franken to be next, either. I was already very upset over the ending of episode 9 and… to be fair, I wanted to know whether my babyboy was so aggressively trying to find Mori because of that other vampire...

Dude.. I was so bitter over this. It was one of these times that—no, actually you know what? Don’t give me the credits just yet. I feel sick.

He was such a lovely lonely soul, it really hurt to think this was finally the end for him. Grrr~ And it’s not that he ended up that way just because he was a weirdo or because he was ugly or what have you. He 100% was thrown into the hunting thing and then chose this lifestyle out of his own accord in spite of the fact that he was actually cute and good-looking enough for girls to hit on, ok? All for Mori!!! 😫 He was so desperate from the very start and I felt so so sorry for him that I actually felt sad he didn’t get killed by Mori and rooted for him to die as he wished! So funny and cute like.. (◞‸◟)

Sakamoto has such an impact on my heart with the way he is written, it feels awful being tricked like that! Not that I’m not happy about him or that I didn’t thought how funny it was the way the realisation dawned on him but like… the wound was still fresh to get a laugh from me, I guess…

Bite this world! 😤

[milkamel]

“A tutorial” i feel like i might get taught something as its hidden behind a fic the fic being a decoy and mel wants us to learn how to tame beasts 🤨

I mean it'd be a helpful skill! But who knows what this fic might teach you- just read to find out <3

Also I really don't know if I should just try to do an attempt at humor and make this fic silly cause the beginning is kinda dramatic and serious already- but I'm tempted- eh, we'll see XD

[i-cant-sing]

I may not be Muslim but reading your time Traveller au (ESPECIALLY PART 8😩😩😩) has taught me about the religion.

Some of my peers are very wary of Muslims (scream their too religious parents😮‍💨) and when I recommended them to read your au, Safe to say, they are very much learning and are curious about the religion.

Your fanfic has not only been entertaining but also very educational.

ANYWAYS, ABOUT THE POTENTIAL YANDERES..

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THEY DEVELOP , ESPECIALLY THE SULTAN, AND I JIST GOT ROYAL GAY AU FLASHBACKS WHEN I READ THAT THE BRACELET THE SULTAN GAVE Y/N WAS LIKE HIM WANTING TO BE RELATIVES

LIKE HELLO?.? ALSO THE PORTRAIT... Alr Baldwin, where you at?🤨🤨🤨🤨

Take your time with writing, love you and your magical hands ❤️💕

Ahhhh I'm so glad my work piqued your interest in Islam, cause girl- the way I was STRESSED about Surah Kawthar scene/explanation😭😭 I did want the fic to be both something u guys enjoy but also be able to learn something while you're at it💖💖💖

Potential yanderes- what do you guys think?? Who will it be???

[summers-art]

I gotta ask why Oh No is there.

🎵Song #4 Oh No! by MARINA 🎵[Full playlist]

Thanks for asking! I actually struggled a bit here because it was in the early draft of the list and then I was like naaaah and took it out but then my own bias said "fuck it, I'll make it work" bc I love this song LMAO

BUT besides being a bop it is also part of Metal's arc on catching the feelings as it is in the early parts of the stories. He tries to play into what Eggman wants from him (being the real Sonic, kill that loser copy), deny the need for love or companionship at first but oops- that turned into a colossal failure!! Now he's gonna suffer for it (get his ass beat by Sonic and friends power of friendship and DIE turn into a scrap pile that needs to be repaired later) LYRICAL BREAK DOWN BELOW 👇

Don't do love, don't do friends I'm only after success Don't need a relationship I'll never soften my grip

Sure buddy, you keep telling yourself that. It's what the egghead wants from him after all! Friends and love is for losers, obviously 😒

Don't want cash, don't want card Want it fast, want it hard Don't need money, don't need fame I just want to make a change I just wanna change, I just wanna change I just wanna change, I just wanna change I just wanna change

I fucking love the way this song has it's own internal struggle. LIKE this is the first slip of the mask that yeaaa, are you sure that what you said before is REALLY what you want? 🤨😬 Because right after this it goes into the chorus to double down instead of accepting this desire:

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no, oh!

He wants to be is Sonic! The one and only original and superior Sonic, of course. That's what the coding that Eggman programmed into him says after all so it's gotta be true!!! 🙂‍↕️

One track mind, one track heart If I fail, I'll fall apart Maybe it is all a test 'Cause, I feel like I'm the worst So I always act like I'm the best

Hahaahaha get it, because he's a machine? A machine with an impossible mission? It's funny because it's sad and horrible and I'm so sorry Metal Sonic I'm sorry he did that to you ���

If you are not very careful Your possessions will possess you TV taught me how to feel Now real life has no appeal It has no appeal, it has no appeal It has no appeal, it has no appeal It has no appeal

SO LIKE, yea again with the machine (TV) imagery that just makes me go teehee it's about a ROBOT. But also this might be the first song on the list that sorta hints at how fucking depressed he is the way he is now. Like he can't fight his programming and can't get out so then life is pointless. Ough, the robot existentialism gets to me. I love angst, I love pain, suffering, agony even. There are more songs down the line that touches upon this (smiles through tears 😭👍)

I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna die I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly I'm gonna fail, gonna die, die, die, die

You did your best bud ✊😩 (wasn't good enough... as per usual😔😒). It's like you were Born to fail or something... crazy. Anyway, the dying part is also very important as it goes into the next song (Arms Tonite) that is all about falling in love while dying in that persons arms. Gotta love a sweet transition if I do say so myself 🫶🙂‍↕️

[mammomlette]

it's fun and sad yeah !! i think my mc at the end of it would choose to become immortal, or it'd end up being accidental like Solomon

And if they choose, it'd either be like, she gets help from the other two OR she does it in secret and just waits for them to notice 20 years have passed and she hasn't changed a bit

also 🤨 when are you gonna drop your mc design 🫵

NO STOP I HAD THAT SAME “oh man I’m immortal. Anyway I wonder how long until they notice lolz” IDEA TOO BAHAHA don’t think I’m gonna end up going with that but my MC is going to end up immortal one way or another🤷‍♀️

Another idea I had for the immortal thing is similar to the previous one but my MC also doesnt know. Like, one too many meals made by Solomon and she starts aging slower and slower until she stops and they all have a “Hey. Aren’t I supposed to be like. Middle aged” moment and there’s no way of knowing for certain if they’re immortal or just age like fine wine for another like 50 years

As for design, I think I’ve shared it before???? Defo don’t talk about it often though soooo

👆That’s my main MC, Mazzie (Also my DRself cause I’m a shifter ashdknskwk I usually refer to her in first person but since this isn’t about shifting I don’t want to weird anybody out)

I also have a few other MCs. My main MC that isn’t my drself is here

⬆️she’s not anywhere near as much of a main one as Maz, but she’s still my baby girl

And I have two other MCs that are sisters. I kinda split the MC traits between them? The first one is the older sister, Aeronwen (Aeron usually) who got the “Amnesia” trait and the Zephyr nickname I believe Lucider gives MC in the manga and the second one is Catrin (Who goes by Cadi) who got transformed into a sheep💔💔 I enjoy them as OCs because it’s basically “Older sister who doesn’t remember much of the stuff she taught her sister and all she remembers is her sister” and “Mentor who is like 4 foot shorter than her sister/trainee and doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about because shes like 14” (Aeron is in her early-mid twenties)

I actually don’t have set designs for them yet so I’ve never drew them. Hold on

Okay I doodled and got carried away but yeah (though majority of the time poor cadi on the right is a sparkly pink sheep not a viscerally insecure and edgy teen) basically that’s them😭

Sorry for info dumping on those two it’s cause I’ve never wrote about or drew them before I got too excited LMAO

Anywayysssss THANKS FOR ASKING (don’t point at me😡) and Maz is my main MC!! Followed by Myfi, then Aeron (Because Aeron is the one who makes the pacts. Cadi is just there for the chaos and to be a sheep idk) and honourable mention to my bbg angel/human OC tris I love you tris

[coconox]

more of me blasting through story

RENAISSANCE DE FANTASTIQUE SPOILERS BELOW

we need more constructs that are comfortable w hugging skk, just saying,,, i think a hug would benefit both parties

another bpo construct!!!! im curious as to how the numbers in their frame id are used, cause if hypothetically the numbers are in order from earliest in the batch to latest, then our bpo constructs are

nocti: bpo-03

wata: bpo-29

trojan: bpo-74

bianca: bpo-87

making nocti the oldest of the bunch HDHFJSJ

honestly loved this silly banter in dire situations

haicma who taught you this 😭😭😭 i can just imagine her saying human slang in the most monotone voice its both so funny and so 😭😭

probably the most relatable moment from this chapter

bro the 3-4 lines he spoke in this scene were all sus out of context like 🤨 ok hot but also 🤨❓️

honestly, knowing nocti's behavior i can see why he acts like the way he is now after seeing the few times issarius spoke hdhfjskkf

nocti having great influences ig /s

the ending is bugged for me so i had to watch a vid showcasing the ending :,)))

overall it was interesting to learn more abt ayla and why shes the way she is now, and learning abt sica and how she connects w ayla was really sweet. learning abt aylas art process made me connect w her even more, especially when she was talking to sica and trojan abt her process and it can really just be boiled down to "dont overthink it" quq

[cerysdelaney]

Ever meet someone whose life would be so much better if they just let go of the gender roles holding them back?

I just had lunch with a friend who, for the last five years, has been in the same place: boyfriend she loves. He hasn’t asked her to marry him. She wants marriage, kids, the whole thing - can’t ask cause she’s the woman 🤨

So she’s now 8 years with this guy. And living in what I’m seeing as a self-imposed stagnation because he won’t ask…

How much of your life are you willing to put on hold for someone else to maybe do something?

If he’s known for the last 5 years of this relationship that marriage is wanted and he’s not giving it - maybe he can’t. Why won’t he? She won’t ask. 5 years of not asking? This lack of communication is a red flag, and I *know* having a conversation that could potentially end something you’ve been a part of for 8 years isn’t easy… but she’s not getting happier… what do you get in the end of this that isn’t regret?

Why would you let one person decide your happiness? Write your story? As a woman will you just wait until a man takes the lead? Your wants and desires on the back burner until he decides? If he decides.

I find that hard to accept. 3 years in a relationship with my boyfriend, I asked him to marry me and he said yes. 6 months later we were married. 12 years together now.

And you know, I was shaking asking him. We’d been living together for two years at this point, but let’s be real - there’s a difference from living together and formally making a commitment together (however that commitment is done. Marriage is just one way. I wanted -and had the option available - a legal commitment with tax breaks and what not.) But that’s what I wanted and if he didn’t want that too after 3 years together, then we weren’t compatible enough for a commitment. Because, honestly, I knew after 2 years - but it took me a year to get the courage to ask because I knew he was fine where we were at. He was comfortable just being with me, but I… I wanted more. And since I’m the one who wanted to take us to another level of commitment, I asked.

And he said yes. Because it was important to me, and it still meant he could be by my side, which is what he wanted. Match.

(What if he’d said no?!? Then we weren’t a match. My courage to ask was my declaration to move forward on a path I wanted to go. If he had said no without a timeline of his own to present as an alternative, how long would I wait at that intersection? If he didn’t want to be tied to me in marriage, why would I tie my path to him and sit where I didn’t want to be?)

I’ve had more than one woman in my life say they could never ask. Or some men would feel emasculated by the woman asking… I am so glad my husband doesn’t gauge his masculinity on how dependent his wife is of his decisions. In fact, I don’t think he ever measures his masculinity at all. What does that even really mean? He cooks. He cleans. He’s a stay at home dad. He’s 6’2”, extremely hirsute (a word he taught me - fucking love a human with a vocabulary). He has a dick so large he can readjust my insides any time he wants to - which isn’t often since he’s ace, but that’s okay 😊

We’re partners. We want to grow together and support each other. What does it matter who proposes? The point is the conversation is started and we moved forward. Gender roles be damned. We set our own roles in our house.

[tickly-giggles]

So many questions to ask to your boys~! I'll go with one for each one of them if that's ok~!

For Andrew 😥 does he struggle with anything?

For Eric 😘 how does he show his love?

For Christian 🤫 does he have any secrets?

For Nathan 🤨 what is something not many people know about him?

Omg this is amazing, thank you for all the questions!! And yes, please send as many as you'd like ^w^

Send in OC asks!

Andrew has anger issues. He's got a big ego and is pretty hot-headed. However, most of his struggles lie with not being open to talking about his problems. He has his fair share of yucky memories from childhood, and growing up, he was sorta taught that violence is one of the most effective ways to deal with people. As an adult, he's more or less grown out of that mindset, but he can still get confrontational, which is where the anger issues play a part. Luckily, he's picked up drumming as a coping mechanism, so he'll go slam on his drums if he's really pissed off. Unfortunately, that only leads to him bottling up his emotions more because he feels that since the initial anger is gone, he is okay. (Spoiler alert: he's not)

Eric is not good at expressing his feelings through words at all. Whispering sweet nothings, romantic one-liners, flirty banter, it's just not his thing. He gets quite flustered when put in a romantic situation and, depending on the person, he'll either shut down almost entirely and become a blushy puddle, or he'll go "tsundere mode" where he tries to replace his butterflies with anger and swear he's fine while blushing up a storm. Because of all of this, he prefers to express his love through actions. Little acts of kindness like offering to pay for a meal go a long way in showing just how much he cares about the guys. He doesn't always act like it, but he adores them~.

Christian isn't too secretive of a person, but the biggest secret he does have is his natural hair color. It is obviously dyed, but his natural hair is platinum blonde. He really dislikes it and doesn't like it when people bring it up.

(Here's a little drawing of it btw 👀)

Nathan is an absolute sweetheart who has the patience of a saint and is a very cheerful and bubbly person. So, at first glance, you might not guess he suffers from depression and self-esteem issues. He's been dealing with it since he was little, and it's caused a roller coaster of emotions throughout his life, as well as some bad mistakes. Not even his friends know the full extent of it because he doesn't want them to worry or treat him like he needs to be babied. He's a soft boi, but he's strong and knows he can handle it on his own.

[kalims]

kiss your best friend | scarabia

kiss your best friend and see how they react!

parts. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven

characters. kalim, jamil

includes. gn reader who can be seen as either yuu or another alternative universe

cw. kissing? mutual pining, crack.

jamil viper

probably has the most sane reaction but is also somehow going insane?

I mean yeah, one part of him is going: omg they kissed me! 😵 and the other is like: wtf they kissed me 🤨 he doesn't know if he should be leaping around out of joy or just.. skeptical.

but yeah just assumes that you're being paid for this cause why else would you be doing it?? man does not know how to recognize his self worth fr.

he thinks everything is wrong about it because 1. you're best friends, 2. you’re best friends and they definitely don’t.. kiss each other. (though he wants it to not be wrong it just is.)

like jamil cmon just accept our love and shut up respectfully.

he's kinda cute about it because if you did it out of the blue he's shrinking into his jacket and pulling the hood over his head, tightening it with the use of the lace.

😳 ugh he's so baby girl.

literally does not talk about it ever, and is just waiting for you to. but you notice that his habit of eye contact has decreased rapidly since then.

were you happy that he was being adorably shy or not because he's.. well nevermind you guess that the avoidance of looking at you is also being shy.

JUST CONFESS ALR COWARD 🔪

"why can't you look me in the eyes."

"oh I wonder why." - sarcasm

kalim al asim

does not think anything is wrong about it and maybe during friends he gave you some uhm.. platonic kisses as he called it.

definitely got a lot more touchy compared to before. both of you seem a lot closer than before and it's only in due time where jamil has to be the one to subdue the rumors.

like..

"so you and (name) aren't dating?"

"nope! why does everyone say that?" *kalim looks at u*

*u looking at him with heart eyes and shrugging after*

"I have no idea."

like you guys are almost gaslighting everyone into thinking that you guys aren't dating because there's no way the kiss was a one time thing. loads of people probably saw yall use it as a goodbye or greeting.

maybe you guys just don't have labels?!

kalim is spoiling you a lot already, if you did have a label he probably would have a lot more.

poor jamil has to listen to kalim spout one good thing about you after another then the boy just says: "they're a great friend!" jamil has never wanted to choke kalim so badly.

everyone's just begging you guys to date already because they can't deal with the 'platonic' actions. at this point you're just in denial.

"bye snookums!" kalim

"bye pookie!" you

"SNOOKUMS?!" jamil

"yeah cater taught me!" kalim

oh god there's nicknames now AND YOU GUYS STILL CALL YOURSELVES FRIENDS. who's gonna tell kalim he doesn't do to his other friends the things he does for you.