#not but fr i do have a surgery scar on my neck that i like to tell myself is from the batarang
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"omg stop you're not jason todd" oh really? then why do i have a scar on my neck in the exact same place batman threw a batarang at him huh???? explain that
#not but fr i do have a surgery scar on my neck that i like to tell myself is from the batarang#it adds to my delusions#i'm literally him
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D-RIDING?! PART TWO (18+)
PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE
GENDER: FTM READER (M!READER FRIENDLY)
SUMMARY: You, a famous YouTuber, got noticed by idol crush, Bang Chan, from an "accidental" drunk tweet you made when he was in BuzzFeed. Now you are waiting in your house to make that tweet into a reality.
GENRE(S): Smut (mercy on me yall), Explicit, Fluff, comedy (cringe because I need one mentally)
SEPARATE WARNING(S):
READER:
Role(s): Submissive Bottom. You are a versatile bottom because I said so.
Genitals: I made it separate since there are people out there who do have a bottom surgery.
T-dick section: So one will have you having a t-dick (mentions of squirting).
Dick Section: While a separate one in the same post will have you having a Penis.
(I don't want y'all feeling uncomfortable/Gender Dysphoria as a TransMan myself)
Names: Pretty boy, Baby boy, Handsome, Cutie, Sweetheart
CHAN:
Role(s): Dominate Top. Made him Versatile too.
Genitals: He has a big dick because of the big nose theory.
Names: Chan, Chris, love, pretty boy
OTHER WARNING(S): You both are virgins, Oral (Reader receiving), Mentions of Vagina/T-Dick(Mentions of squirting) for the reader along with a separate one of you having a Dick. Nipple play (Reader receiving), Reader getting Manhandled kinda, Choking? Not breathplay. Cum licking, Mentions of your chest scars (or just chest) Fingering. Anal sex. Beggingish?. Praising. Different words for Dick and Vagina. Crying (reader)
OTHER(S): y'all, please have mercy on me! I never wrote smut before so this might make me leap over a bridge!
Please like, reblog and/or comment for my dignity.
Tags: @braveangel777 @1s3v3n1 @kodasstar @webwanderer @coralblook @ironhyacinth @bitchyzombienacho
IM BEING SO FR, I CANT WRITE SMUT- I CANT WRITE SMUT! HAVE MERCY ON ME AHHHH!
(I DIDNT PROOF READ OR HAD GRAMMAR CHECK, YALL GOT IT!)
It was refreshing.
You lay yourself down on your bed wearing your pajamas, silk pajamas, covering your naked body. The silk only stops at your thighs.
You waited for Chan to message you as you scroll through your fans' comments; requesting collabs, games, or other content to record.
You keep on scrolling, almost forgetting about the whole sexual situation going on until you hear a knock from your front door.
You walk out from your bedroom, holding your phone out and texting him if he was the one behind the door of your front entrance.
CB97: Why don't you find out, Cutie?
You sighed, as you slowly unlocked the door then slowly opened the door to check it was actually him.
A white hand pushes the door fully, revealing the man himself, smirking at you. He was wearing a black shirt, compressing his muscles with baggy sweatpants.
He was checking you out, blushing a bit from the silk pajamas going nice with your figure and skin color.
"Don't you look lovely, pretty boy?" Chris comments, his eyes still lingering in your body.
You felt yourself getting flustered, shy even just from him staring at you. He steps closer to you while closing the door behind him.
"Can I touch you?"
You nodded and just by that Chris leans into you, kissing your soft lips while his hands roam around your waist, while one hand grips your butt.
You moaned softly around his mouth.
Your arms around his neck as your hands slowly reach to his shirt, gripping it as you push your face away from Chris.
He looks at you confused, giving you almost puppy eyes.
You thought it was cute. Yousmirked as you took him to your room.
He looks around, admiring your room until you smash your face into his lips again, catching him off guard but quickly kissed you back.
You both feel impatient, as you take off Chan's black shirt as he pushes you down on the bed, prying off the silk pajamas.
"You are already naked underneath, you were really expecting me, huh?" His accent, his voice raspy, making you want him more and more.
WARNING: T-DICK SECTION
For the people with no bottom surgery/testosterone:
He had you trapped, both of his hands holding your waist as he leans into your chest, giving a few kisses on your chest scar (or chest)
"So handsome..." He mutters as he continues on kissing you as you feel his hands reaching up to your chest, caressing your nipples as the other hand reaches between your thighs.
You moaned, feeling his fingers playing around your folds.
"You are so wet for me, baby boy. Do I really get you this wet? I'm so flattered..." He whispers into your ear.
All you can do is moan, nodding your head as you feel your thighs parting from each other.
You look down to see Chan giving a few kisses on your left thigh then giving a few more kisses, almost getting closer to your wet folds.
"I want to taste you so bad, would you let me taste you, sweetheart?" He looks up at you, waiting for your response.
"Please, Chris! I need you.."
He smiles, leaning his head towards your t-dick, immediately licking and sucking your folds. Even getting closer to your small dick, giving a few licks.
You moaned, as you moved your bottom area getting more pleasure, almost riding his face. You even felt his nose touching your dick, sending more pleasure into your body.
Chan lets you as he continues on licking and sucking, moaning a bit, sending vibrations through your body.
You continue on moving your body, feeling yourself getting close. Your body is twitching, as Chris raises his fingers closer to your t-dick, rubbing quickly as you moan even louder.
"Chris—a~ah, I'm cumming! F-fuck!"
He sucks harder and even rubs even faster until you finally cum, squirting.
Chan licks one more time as he moves his face away slowly as he stands up, admiring your sweaty figure.
You sit up as your legs twitch a bit.
"Damn, I squirted. This kinda embarrassing..."
Chan just laughed as he leans closer to your face giving a few kisses to your forehead and cheek.
WARNING: DICK SECTION
For the people with bottom surgery/has a dick:
He had you trapped, both of his hands holding your waist as he leans into your chest, giving a few kisses on your chest scar. (Or chest)
"So handsome..." He mutters as he continues on kissing you as you feel his hands reaching up to your chest, caressing your nipples as the other hand reaches between your thighs.
You moaned, feeling his fingers playing the tip of your dick.
"You are so hard for me, baby boy. Do I really get you this hard? I'm so flattered..." He whispers into your ear.
All you can do is moan, nodding your head as you feel your thighs parting from each other.
You look down to see Chan giving a few kisses on your left thigh then giving a few more kisses, almost getting closer to your hard cock.
"I want to taste you so bad, would you let me taste you, sweetheart?" He looks up at you, waiting for your response.
"Please, Chris! I need you.."
He smiles, leaning his head towards your dick, immediately licking and sucking the tip. Pushing his head down, giving you a good suck.
You moaned, as you moved your bottom area getting more pleasure, almost riding his face. Chan lets you as he continues on licking and sucking, moaning a bit, sending vibrations through your body.
You continue on moving your body, feeling yourself getting close. Your body is twitching, as Chris raises his hands closer to your balls, fumbling around as you moan even louder.
"Chris—a~ah, I'm cumming! F-fuck!"
He sucked harder and faster until you finally cum, some hitting his face.
Chan licks one more time as he moves his face away slowly as he stands up, admiring your sweaty figure.
You sit up as your legs twitch a bit.
"Damn, that felt weird...."
Chan just laughed as he leans closer to your face giving a few kisses to your forehead and cheek.
"But, you enjoyed it didn't you?" He questions, as he continues on kissing your face.
"I did, but let's get into the main event, shall we?" Chris chuckles as you stand back up, holding between his baggy pants, pushing it down and throwing it to the side.
He looks down at you while chuckling again, smirking from how impatient you were.
His dick flings up, standing a bit straight and even dripping with pre-cum.
You licked your lips, your mouth just watering from the sight of his dick, however, you felt yourself getting kinda scared since it looks big.
"Chan, how big is your dick? I mean I knew it was big because of the nose theory..."
"Huh, what nose theory?"
"Focus on the question and not the nose theory—I'll tell you that later."
You look up at him as he thinks, then shrug.
"I don't know, I never measured my dick before..."
"Fuck you mean you never measured your dick? You know what, wait right here. You grab the lube and the condom from the cabinet next to my bed."
Chan did exactly what you said while still looking perplexed that his dick size really bothered you that much.
You came back, holding a measuring tape.
You sat back down on the bed as you told Chris to come clover to your face. You felt his dick touching your cheek.
You licked your lips as you raised the measuring tape. Chan just chuckled on how focused you were.
"Is it really that serious...?"
You just nodded until you reached the top of the tip.
"Damn, 8 inches? I guess OT8 is for life, huh?"
Chan groans, as he smacks on top of your head softly. "Don't ever say that again..." He jokingly said, shaking his head, smiling.
"Anyways, let's continue."
"Gladly." He says as he pushes you down, putting you into a mating press.
You hear a bottle cap opened making you shivered in anticipation.
He squirts a generous amount into his fingers.
You felt his fingers circling around your rim as his other hand gripped your neck, holding you down.
You whimpered, shaking your butt for him to just insert in already.
"P-please Chris~ Fuck, hurry up!" You whined.
"Sorry baby boy, let me give you what you want~" He teases you as you feel one of his fingers inserting in.
You hiss in pain, not used to the feeling at all. Chan shushes you as he tries to calm you down, giving you a few kisses in your back.
"It will feel good, I promise..."
You calm yourself down, moving your waist side to side.
He gently plays with your rim as he slowly inserts another one. You hissed a bit but you could slowly feel the pleasure going through your body.
He continues on fucking you until he hits a certain area making you moaned along with your toes curling.
"Found it..." He whispers, hitting your prostate while inserting the third finger in.
You moaned, sending Chris's dick even harder; throbbing and aching in pain. He was getting hot and bothered—impatient—but he didn't want you to feel uncomfortable so he continued on. He adds a fourth one just in case after finding out his dick was 8 inches.
"Chan, love, just put it in already!" You whined.
You didn't need to tell him twice.
He quickly rips the plastic out with his teeth then taking the condom out and putting it on his dick.
He quickly takes his fingers off as he lines his dick up your hole, tapping it a few times until he slowly inserts the tip in.
You hissed again. Even though his fingers were thick, nothing could beat his thick cock (corny).
He apologized softly, while he hissed too from the clench.
"Fuck, so tight. I'm going to push in more, okay sweetheart?"
All you can do was whine while he slowly pushes in more. You both hissed again as you felt tears coming out of your eyes.
Chris hands both made it to your waist, going in circles.
He inserts more until finally he fills you whole.
He waits as he groans, your hole tightening around him as he tries not to cum just from it. He bites his lip as he caresses you again.
You felt warmth in your chest, loving the care from Chris and the fact he even was waiting for you to get used to his size.
You smiled softly as you shook your butt, making him grip your waist.
"You can move, love~"
Just like that, he pulls his dick out and slams back into you making you moan. He was already going rough, almost like a crazy animal.
He keeps on going, angeling himself a bit as he slams again and again, hitting your prostate.
You moaned even louder, gripping the sheets.
"F-FUCK~♡ CHRIS A~AH!" You cried out in pleasure as he continued on abusing your prostate. You felt overwhelmed by the amount of pleasure he was giving you.
You both moaned out of pleasure feeling yourself getting closer. He was getting closer as well, you feel his dick twitch inside of you.
He leans in, his chest on top of your back, whispering sweet words to your ears making you shiver.
"P-pretty boy~ I'm about to cum...Are you about to cum as well? Hmm?" He whispers.
You repeated the word 'Yes' as he continued slamming until finally you both released. Chan's cum filling the condom whole.
He steps out, taking the condom out and tying it then throwing it away into the garbage bin.
You turn your body around, laying flat, your back facing the bedsheets as you calm yourself down.
Chan walks up to you then lies down next to you. "I never did this before so I wanna know (Knaur) if I did good?"
You smiled, feeling horny all of sudden from his sweet voice. His duality from being all dominant to almost submissive—You kinda wanna ride him until he breaks.
"it's my first time as well, Chan and you did so well for me, love..." You said to him, kissing him all over his face.
He chuckles, smiling widely from your praises until he yawns, clearly drained.
"I'm tired, my body is tired. Maybe we should've had sexs not around the performance. Haha!" He laughs, not noticing your eyes staring into him like you were going to devour him.
"Yeah, but, I'm quite disappointed..." You sadly said—well pretending to be sad—using your fingers to trace around his neck.
"h-huh? Why? You said I did good?" He sits up, looking at you like a sad puppy. (There is no pet play)
"of course! You did so well, but my tweet. You remember it don't you?" You said calmly as you continued on looking at him.
He thinks for a second until his face turns red.
"O-oh."
Oh indeed.
"B-but, aren't you tired, I'm quite tired myself..." He rambles until you shut him up by placing your hands around his mouth.
"But you promise you want to make that tweet into reality, right? I want to ride your dick until you cry. Calling my name. Plus, I'm doing all the work. You can just lay down and look pretty, my pretty boy~"
His face turns even more red, all of sudden turning shy and weak. His cock going hard again, throbbing in anticipation.
"Even your dick seems to agree with me~"
You can't wait to actually make that tweet into reality.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ending (myself) in part three.
YALL IMMA KMS, I CANT WRITE SMUT WTF AHHHH
#ftm reader#male reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#stray kids scenarios#skz scenarios#skz imagines#straykids x reader#straykids x male reader#gay#bang chan skz#bang chan x male reader#bang chan x reader#bangchan x male reader#skz x ftm reader#skz x male reader#bottom male reader#x bottom male reader#MR.OFFSTORY#kpop x male reader#kpop stray kids#bang chan#bangchan fanfic#bang chan fanfic#kpop x reader#stray kids x male reader#straykids scenarios#bang chan x you#straykids imagines
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(hi i am the mumbo kissing grians top surgery scars anon)
this is more my personal hc but i would like to share it with you
since grian is trans he has bigger thighs (pretty sure this is common in afab people! and i have them and im afab trans so projection-) and hes a bit insecure ab them, but by god does mumbo love them, after they get together or whatever grian starts to like his thighs, esp because mumbo squeezes them when theyre sitting together as he fidgets, its like stressballs to him, and grian likes the attention and affection :]
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naur bc youre so real for that fr.....
im afab n would say its like just depends on?? your body ? whether you have bigger thighs or not fuck do i know but i do know afab ppl do have waists bit bigger so that could be another thing ... holdable or smth
mumbo probably would have places he likes the most for grian. think top places would be:
1. neck
2. thighs
3. waist
[ smth smth queer activity here ]
#grumbo#what if i drew this...#mysteryplant talks#ALSO A FUCKING SIGN OFF???#YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU PLAN ON COMING BACK??#🍋 ask
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MY TURN!!! :D
(Hi this is Ashley btw, my friend had something to do so we held off the account swapping for the time being until they're back in town, but yeah the joykai account now has it's rightful owner back!)
TW: Abuse, bullying, mentions of sewerslidal thoughts and attempted sewerslide(SH), mentions of surgery, also near death experience, and mentions of attempted gr@pe and SA
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LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT, I WILL REPEAT THE TRIGGER WARNINGS.
TW: Abuse, bullying, mentions of sewerslidal thoughts and attempted sewerslide (SH), mentions of surgery, also near death experience, and mentions of attempted gr@pe and SA
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1. I have a scar across my stomach from when my mum poured boiling water on me, I was like 6-7 ish when this happened
2. I have a scar that goes from the left side of my forehead all the way back to the base of my neck, I actually don't remember this one but my abuela said that was because I passed out and it did some funky shit to my brain to make me forget it (trauma response perchance?) but she said it involved a group of girls and a poorly placed cliff side. This happened when I was like 11
3. A piece of my ear is missing, like not enough to be noticeable but if you actually get like withing slapping distance of me you can very much see it. This happened because of a game of bow and arrow and a very angry older brother. This I remember very well and It happened on my 12th birthday.
4. Cancer scar time boi!!!! same as Icarus (twinsies) and it is NOT my biggest scar but probably the most prominent one age 5
5. I had SHIT kidneys when I was younger and had to get a transplant when I was 13 and I remember it because I hoped I would just not wake up because on my 13th birthday is when I got the call that my dad was found dead under a bridge.
6. Age 14, dog bite from my beautiful girl Betsy who had to be put down or else she'd live the rest of her life in pain, she felt so bad about biting me but I was so happy and showed my tio so proudly because that meant I could remember her, (Padfoot licks the scar from time to time and loves to nuzzle it, I think he knows <3)
7. Age 15 walking home from school this guy tried to gr@pe me, he managed to unbutton my shirt before I got a good kick on him, turns out he had a big boy knife and now I have a huge scar on my thigh, I got a tattoo because it looked like a lightning bolt so know zeus holds the scar (double meaning losers).
8. My dad (R.I.P) had a pair of outside slippers that he kept by the door, once when I was like 5 I was running in and out of the house (barefoot mind you because I had no care in the world) to repeat messages back and forth from my mum and my brother because they were doing different things but wanted to talk so I was the little messenger boy, turns out as I was running I kept jumping on the slipper and turns out said slipper had a nail in it, I remember lifting my foot and the bottom of my foot feeling weird, and in-between my toes feeling wet so I placed my hand down and saw blood, I ran to my dad because my mum told me to fuck off and he took me to A&E and now I have a scar because the nail went deep into my foot apparently and I had to have a wrap on and not put pressure so I also walked on crutches.
9. I was born with a cut lip, like a scar on my lip, no explanation but It makes me look badass now
10. scar across my eyebrow that goes down past my eye (thank god I'm not blind in that eye). This happened when I was 16 and fell on a very sharp rock. Once again how am I not blind? I have no clue but that whomever is up there.
11. I have a scar across the bridge of my nose, once more due to a rock (damn rocks really don't like me fr) this one was recent lol, like a couple of months ago
12. I have scars across my back that I rather not talk about but they are there and I can now as an adult appreciate them as they show how much I've grown from who I was due to the childhood I had
13. fuck you Kevin I'm airing you out mf, this bastard threw a plate at me that shattered near my shoulder and a piece of the plate got stuck in my shoulder then this idiot pulls it out and then gets pissed at me because blood got on him.
14. SH scars, started at 13 stopped at 16 relapsed at 17 stopped at 18 fully, I'm gonna be a decade clean soon!!! >w<
15. My amazing best friend decided that we just NEEDED a glass table and as I was building it the damn thing shattered in my hands so I have these cool scars on my palms (that are sensitive as fuck)
that's all the ones I can think of at the top of my head, If I have anymore I'll add!!!
Tataaa!!!
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#scars#scars are beautiful#I love my scars#cancer#near death experience#story time#original story#{headcanons}「how i got these scars」#except in real life
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i’m going to hold your hand as i say this but you are a fucking g for handling the knee cap thing. my knees goes straight sometimes and it already scares me, so i know i would faint at any pain and dislocated thing ! AND YESS BARE FACE HOBIII, when he has sleepy eyes and smiles i go 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 THATS POOKIE. honestly jimin bias wreck everyone, boy has 1 million aura, i love him so so much. i love tattoos, hope you can make lots of them!! i have a septum piercing and my ears, now i want to put a labret and on my eyebrows, for tattoos i have a relative that is a tattoo artist so i have some, i’ll be doing two more this year so i’m very excited, one day i plan to have on my neck and whole back 🤭🤭 sorry i keep babbling, you’re so nice to talk to! aaah, i loved the megan art u made, she is my favorite singer in the moment ‼️ kissesss
LMFAOOO PLSSSS no fr tho😭 my knee caps used to dislocate like 10 times before i finally got surgery on both, so now i have these long ole scars on my shins. omg ur piercings r literally the ones i want so badddd ugh ALSO LUCKY WHATTTT i want a tattoo artist relative☹️ but nooo dw hun i love it when yall come in my inbox rambling, it literally makes my day sm better ugh but tysm ur so sweet mwuah mwuah😋🩷 also tyyyy sm omf ur so real i love her smssmsmsmmmm !! un beso besooo
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Scarface was too fucking boring, didn't make it past chapter 3, but that's good, because that means Baki-Dou time 😍
Time to read the fourth book in this series! Excited to see Musashi <3
Chapter 1
COLORS
Baki please stop flexing
A FELLA SAYING THE SAME I SAID WHEN YUJIRO PULLED HIS SOB STORY, FR GO TRY SOMETHING ELSE! What happened with that whole "i don't care about fighting" eh Baki?!
Chapter 2
HOHO ALI JR???
ah no :/
HOLY FUCK is this quality bad!
He wants to taste defeat i see
TOKUGAWA PLEASE STOP SMOKING
Oh they removed the... Egg in the back of the neck, nice
God this guy's tits so fat 🥵
FINALLYYY HOW LONG SINCE WE SAW A FIGHT IN THE ARENA? A PROPER FIGHT I MEAN
Chapter 3
He doesn't even know 🐍
DON'T BRING THAT FELLA HERE RETSU KICKED HIS ASS IN TIME. RECORD
Oh i saw fanart of this scene
Baki, it's your fault that you are bored, you fucking teen
This shit boring ME
Chapter 4
Oh, goroukou is a title
I like how the prime minister is becoming a recurrent character
I thought he said babe for a sec-
That little "oh~" is a bit sus, are the old men... No, it can't be 😳😳😳
I'm fucking choking fuck
GOD ALMOST READ THAT AS JOHN CENA 😭
"yes <3"
These ppl never learn
Chapter 5
What a way to go, a la gamzee /j
This dude so weird lmao
FAHDGAHDH king
Dude he has huge round eyes tf you talking bout?
IGDUFSUEASEUURSS he's such a freakkk 😭😭😭
This is the most wtf thing Baki has pulled, remember when this was about fighters fighting? I don't know enough about science for this shit either man
Okay so their hug wasn't Tokugawa being touchy like he is, this guy is even worse, se juntaron el hambre y las ganas de comer HSHAFSFG
Chapter 6
Baki's dead
Katsumi about to kill get killed by my grandpa i see
ALSO KATSUMI OG HAIR WOOO
Katsumi bro don't be so happy over nearly killing him-
I love seeing him get better tho
Uwaadgsgsjdga 😍😳🤤 twisting my hair irl,,, 🥴
Finally Motobe remembered he was a character here 😐
FSGSHDAHDA KOSHO PLS
I LOVE that they got dark lips again
IM SORRY GOUKI HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYONE?! LTDKFsjyrd 😭
Jack's scar looks cool ngl
Retsu living the good life lmao
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW, GRANDPA?
Hana just doesn't care, smartest Baki character lmao
Idk what they talking bout but good for em <3
Cum basement
Chapter 7
SHOW US MUSASHI'S COCK
Obsessed he thought his heart was failing 😭
Dude you can just hear the heart beat of your friends/opponents just like that? 🤨
Notice Gaia in the top left 🥴
WHY CAN HE RECOGNIZE EACH OF THEIR HEARTBEATS AAHSGA
Thick 🥵
Unironically built different
Chronic back pain if you ask me, that's how I stand to relieve my agony
Did. Did you just call him a femb-
STOP SHOWING ME PANELS FROM VAGAMOND
I love John sm lmao
Mr Musashi has 2 (3?) dads
Chapter 8
HAIRY LEGS 🥴
Those things look like boobs
Bet you would know eh SHAFADB
They jerked off the mummy?
Reminds me of eye surgery
AFjshAFDGAJAHAF
Mf came out the tube ripped af 😭
Chapter 9
Everyone is so feminine lately good ol Kureha fell behind 😭
I like his bandana tho it's cute
OH HE TOO? AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT STRONG
Fat tits 🥴
Eheojeudkshs 😖😳👉👈
JACK STOP YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH ALREADY
HOLY FUCK
You know like i understand Baki, he is at the highest he can be rn, NO ONE can defeat him, but the rest? Like c'mon y'all just beat each other up or something
Ah, the miracle of birth 😍
Chapter 10
I love how all these two do is hang out together in bars, boybosses
TF IS UP WITH THAT ICE? AHDHS
I love what they have
Hana thinking of getting his 4 limbs broken again i see
WOOO!! Nice cock Mr Musashi 😳
HANAYAMA PLEASE 😐
Chapter 11
I love those freaks
I just now I'm seeing the little scars on his cheeks from the fight with Spec ☺️
I love the fact that Musashi has hair in his legs BUT not his arms like ??? Okay king
Heated scientist moment
HOHO POGGERS 👀
Chapter 12
UTSURAARSDFAFA sibling goals
GIRLBOSS 😍
URAURUSYRSAESGA IN LOVE???
Holy shit she's amazing
Chapter 13
And his ass is very thick too 😳
Those fucking sunglasses, obsessed
Debatable, he got struck by lightning :/
HE WAXES HIS HAIR? OMFG OBSESSED
WHY IS HE WEARING THAT LMAO 😭
Nooo they censored the cock again 😔😔😔
DO IT QWEEN 💅
STOP SAYING SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE CLONE
"I'm exciteddddd" "ok."
Chapter 14
You just hate seeing a girlboss win
She truly is amaizing
Also i just realized spirits have been showing up since the first book so this isn't so crazy lol
MF HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP 😭😭😭
THE LITTLE BUBBLES AND SPARKLES... I BET HE DID 🥺
Chapter 15
WHY ARE HIS TITS SO ROUND AND FAT GODDAMN IT,,, 😳😖
Glad seeing some things never change
He looks so much like Jun
IGSITSURAURZES EPICCC
Someone question if Yujiro knew how too write obsessed,,,
Chapter 16
Goddamn it you got even older in the past 3 or so chapters bro
Mouth to mouth soul transference
OHHH
HIS EYEBROWS FELL HOW IGDUTSITDIYDIGD
Some mf got turned on by this HELP 😭
Chapter 17
I love how Yujiro and Hana are still getting ready to throw hands while this happens lol
Okay yeah that was super disrespectful honestly, guy is having a chat :/
HAHAGSJAHA obsessed
God i thought it was Hana the one grabbing some random lady for a second AFDJSJSSJS
He cute af ngl
POOR GUY MUST BE SO CONFUSED OMFG,,,
Fsr I'm surprised he can talk, like it should be obvious but in all the fanart i saw he never said a word, also, he's so damn respectful 😍
Chapter 18
Idk he was never that clever /hj
Hehehe blood
I love how John can only sit that way
The size of his balls lmao
Coward won't even fight with his dick out smh :/
God he mad cute-
Chapter 19
I MISS THE DEATH ROW FELLAS FUCKKK
Hm i think this random tiny bald man is not Tokugawa but someone that looks awfully similar to him
YEAH NO SHIT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, HE MUST BE SO DAMN OVERWHELMED
Apparently there was a cameo, i don't know enough about anime to know or care
Chapter 20
He's tripping balls
Tokugawa should have gone a bit slower with this poor guy, this is like a lot to process at once <:/
Nvm he's doing better than me
Oydirsusefs look at himmm
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND OMFG DIDN'T DOPPO FIGHT THIS GUY?!
SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZED HIM HE ISSS
Chapter 21
OHDIRAYEASURRSUURS HE DOESN'T KNOWWW FFS
Musashi be like °_°
LOOK AT THAT SMILE LMAO
He's just chilling, mentally killing this dude
Murder baby
Chapter 21
The way his eyes are drawn is so cool
YRAURSUFSIDTGA
And he jokes too! Wow I'm in love 😍
(nsfw) CAN YOU HANDLE DICK LIKE THAT TOO? 😍
WOW
I TAKE BACK THAT QUESTION
I remember a show where you would bring your own knives and swords and go thru a bunch of test, Musashi should have been one of them
Mf truly is like :]
I love how he didn't buy it
I can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍
Chapter 23
He truly is 😌
ATFJAIDQYSF OBSESSED
He was happy this time at least, 5 times he lost already btw
Tokugawa truly in unhateable lmao
Chapter 24
IM SORRY, HIS LEG???
Oh I forgot Musashi does that
JAGSKSGSKSGS HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN'T 😭
I miss when translators would add notes i don't want to google shit myself :/
"I'm hard as rock" /j
Chapter 25
Look how happy he issss
MUSASHI POG MUSASHI POG-
I love how Tokugawa can't believe he got it first try and it's trying to lie now sjdakdyv
This mf is actually making me insane what the actual fuck i don't know what he has but he's gonna make me act up 😳
Mf be shadow boxing too dammit /j
Baki please
Chapter 26
OLD MAN JUST WANTS A PUBLIC TO SEE THIS LMAO
Look at the size of Baki's eyes holy fuck lmao
He's gonna yeet him!
OH NOOOO
FIRST HIS DAD NOW MUSASHI, THIS GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK LMAO
Chapter 27
How little time passed? They have barely moved
Yeah you did it last book too Baki
King shit
Chapter 28
AKSGSKGSJSGS KING
I love how he only now realized
Okay no he has a point
I love how he just calls him boy
Look at that smug face
I trust Musashi but at the same time he, really should be walking around this new world alone. Now, if i were to accompany him... 🥴/j
Baki please
Chapter 29
I love how soft the artstyle suddenly got, like if done big a big brush
Yujiro you just insulted every single anime character in history
Baby Baki's just like "Ok."
I like how Yujiro looks here
AUGHHJF HE'S SO BABY 🥺
HOHO badass
Chapter 30
He died 😔
Idiot hasn't even beat he 0.5 reaction seconds lmao 🤣
HOHOOOOO?!? 👁️👁️
"my curiosity exceed my fear!!" I RESPECT THIS MAN SO MUCH??
Chapter 31
AMAIZING HONESTLY
Fighter to fighter communication
SHIT LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT HAND
He's just gone now LMAO
I honestly don't mind Baki being weak against this, he never fought against a two handed swordman, this is new territory
Chapter 32
Oh his really tripping balls now this is why he shouldn't be alone
NVM HE'S STILL DOING BETTER THAN ME ON A DAILY BASIS, I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FROM THIS MAN
I just now realized he's barefoot
Nice ass king
The policemen are quite nice
He's very cooperative but i can't blame the cops either
Chapter 33
Yeah no shit that must be so insane
IF YOU HADN'T DROPPED OFF SCHOOL THEN...
That's kinda funny but idk man he's right i think
He's just like :3
I love how he isn't picking up a fight out of malice but rather just instinct like, he can't understand shit that is going on
YOU ARE SO RIGHT BAKI IT ISN'T BORING FOR ME EITHER
Chapter 34
Don't you fucking dare shave him Itagaki
It's funny how it took 2 books and a half for Baki to start being a protagonist
Holy fuck did Baki add height or is Miyamoto that big?
Wow how perfect i ran out of space just now!! Having fun with this book ngl :]
#luly talks#baki liveblog#little gay creature sees famous swordsman from the 1600s and loses their mind#"i want his gender'' they claim#also for a man who was born 2 days ago 400 years in the future he sure understands shit better than me 😭#maybe i too should stop having so much anxiety and just get ready to throw hands at ant moment#like back in the day... ☺️(😞)#anyway point is uhh silly little fun saga <3
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1.Full name:Krysten Alexandra Figueroa but you will reffer to me as Krysfiggs
2.Zodiac sign:Im a cusp baby born as the day changed. I am a leo/virgo
3. 3 Fears:Spiders, being alone forever, my fam disowning me for being gay
4. 3 things I love:Being surrounded by awesome people, video games, outdoor activities
5. 4 turns ons:Firey passion, neck biting, n eyes.. its always the eyes, n intelligence
6.4 turns offs: Lack of intelligence, if youre rude in general, if youre clingy, lack of understanding n compassion
7. My best friend:I have a coupleNadia, amanda, n bree (when shes not being an idiot)
8. Sexual orientation:Lezzzzzzzzbbbbiiiiannnnnnnnn
9. My best first date:So far going out into town in the middle of a rainstorm running dancing n dickin round and then showing up soaked n eating at friendlys
10. How tall am I:Im 5'5"11. What do I missNot paying bills
12. What time were I born:12am on the dot
13. Favourite colour:I like deep colors. I used to say deep blue but i do love red n grey too
14.Do I have a crushXD maybe! Ok yea. I do. But i aint tell you.
15. Favourite quoteGod theres too many…
16.Favourite placePuerto rico
17. Favourite foodGawd this is hard ok. I have the soul of a very very fat man. If i had to pick one thing…itd have to be my moms pernil (pork shoulder)
18. Do I use sarcasmNever im a sweetheart😆
19. What am I listening to right nowEvie- last dinosaurs
20.First thing I notice in new personEyesss…eyess…eyess…….!
21.Shoe size822. Eye colourBrown anytime of dayGold in the sun
23.Hair colourBlack as the normBrownish in the sunlightBlue when its overcast
24.Favourite style of clothingandrogynous 25. Ever done a prank call?Yup i bothered the fuck outta kymmie for months before i gave myself up xD
26.What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? Burgandy See thru lace
27. Meaning behind my URLWelp minus the word raw its just my name. If my father didnt delete my 1st blog and of someone in asia didnt take my old username right after it wouldnt be as stupid.
28. Favourite movieToo many brahhh
29. Favourite song
30.Favourite bandBloc party, last dinosaurs, split milk society
31.How I feel right nowHorngry n lonely. Lusting for warm weather and beach weather
32.Someone I love.In what context?
33.My current relationship statusSingle af
34.My relationship with my parentsCurrently ok..
35. Favourite holiday Hmm i dont have one
36.Tattoos and piercings?I have average ear piercings But i want a lip ring n a tatoo of leo n virgo fighting inside of the sun ony shoulder
37.Tattoos and piercing i wantWhoops jumped the gun. Please refer to 36
38.The reason I joined TumblrMy friends at the time
39.Do I and my last ex hate each other? Nope we’re cool
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?I used too from my so. But now its just my good friend manny
41.Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hmmm no
42. When did I last hold hands?Non romantically:I held hands with my lil sister cuz she doesnt know how to cross a freggin road without getting hit by a car! But romantically: its been over a year and a half.
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10mins
44.Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?Its been a good 6/7 months. Im at man status rn
45.Where am I right now? Trapped on a bus with zombies from nyc somewhere on the way to newburgh
46.If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? In oswego it would be chance. Here.. idk it hasnt happend.. but my best bet would be nadia
47.Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Both. Depends where i am
48.Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes. Please dont ask how its going. Its not well.
49.Am I excited for anything?Yes. The 3 day weekend
50.Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No i only have 2 chill male friends
51.How often do I wear a fake smile?Often enough
52.When was the last time I hugged someone?That would be last sunday i hugged holly. We went for a movie and a bite n caught up since inhavent seen her in 5ever
53.What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?Its w/e as long as you happy n your not like eating face
54.Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Yea
55.What is something I disliked about today?Evelyn being passive agressive towards me. Makes me uncomf. But i could care less.
56.If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Rebecca sugar
57. What do I think about most? Its gonna be one of 3 things, women, video games, food
58. What’s my strangest talent?I can get really creepy really fast. Iv been told to try out to be villians or serial killers in movies
59.Do I have any strange phobias?Spiders
60.Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both
61. What was the last lie I told?
62.Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Im old skool ill show up at your house ;) jk phone so no one can see this akward mess
63.Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes
64.Do I believe in magic?Yes
65. Do I believe in luck? Yes
66.What’s the weather like right now? Bloody cold
67. What was the last book I’ve read? Allegiant
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline?Addicted
69. Do I have any nicknames?Krys, elmo, jesus
70. What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I have 12 stiches on my thumb both for cuts by blades oh n the one time i was going down a mt. On my longboard n i fell and got the worst road rash on my ass.
71. Do I spend money or save it?Both
72. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?No
73. Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Idts?
74.Favourite animal?Otter
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Hehhhh better not say
76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Idfk
77.What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Anything fr the last dinosaurs
78. How can you win my heart? Compassion understanding and a drive no one else has.
79.What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Im not gonna be burried.
80. What is my favourite wordOogle
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr Ill answer later
82.If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83.Do I have any relatives in jail?Yes
84.I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Speed
85.What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Feelings are a tough subject
86. What is my current desktop picture? An image from second son
87. Had sex?Why yes i have
88.Bought condoms?Nopes
89.Gotten pregnant? Nopes too gay for that shit90. Failed a class?Several
91. Kissed a boy? Yep im not a gold star lezzy no more
92. Kissed a girl? Many
93.Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes. Im super cheesey i do things like that all the time
94.Had job?I have a job95.Left the house without my wallet?Keys and liecensexD
96. Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97.Had sex in public? Yes
98. Played on a sports team? Several
99. Smoked weed? Yasss
100. Did drugs? Ive tried some shit
101. Smoked cigarettes? Never now thats nasty
102. Drank alcohol? Yes
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Never
104. Been overweight?yes
105. Been underweight?yes
106. Been to a wedding?yes
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Days
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight? When i was younger
109. Been outside my home country?yes
110. Gotten my heart broken? Many times
111.Been to a professional sports game? Yes
112. Broken a bone? Do Teeth count?
113. Cut myself? Not on purpose
114. Been to prom? Unfortunaly. Thats an akward story. If i didnt go i coulda stayed in puerto rico longer. But nooo joe had to ask my parents…
115. Been in airplane? Yes
116. Fly by helicopter? No. But ive been in some heavy duty military air craft
117. What concerts have I been to?Walk the moon, in hs i saw i see stars mega concert there were like 20 bands there idr them all, versaemerge, dragonforce
118.Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Yeaaa im megagay
119.Learned another language?I can fully understand spanish. But i cant speak it.
120. Wore make up? Im alergic to eyeliner xD
121.Lost my virginity before I was 18?Yes
123. Had oral sex? Yes.😍
124.Dyed my hair?Ive never dyed my hair
125.Voted in a presidential election? Yes both times for obama♡ . n fuck you, you lil orange dicked cheeto (donald trump)
126.Rode in an ambulance?Yes i did when i sliced my thumb deep with an exacto and was bleeding everywhere
127. Had a surgery?No
128. Met someone famous? Yes i have i met that guy from “what would you do” when i was staying in maryland. Also i stick around after theater shows and concerts to meet the actors, performers, and musicians
129.Stalked someone on a social network?Guilty
130. Peed outside?Um who hasnt?
131. Been fishing?Yes. Anyone wanna join me this spring?
132. Helped with charity? Yea every 3 weeks i participate in a soup kitched in poukipsee with my siblings and my cousins.
133. Been rejected by a crush?I have unfortunate luck.
134. Broken a mirror? Haha yea i did once
135. What do I want for birthday? Id love to go somewhere amazing and warm with awesome people. If im dating someone id love to actually have a birthday kiss. #neverhadoneonmybirthday
136.How many kids do I want and what will be their names?By kids you mean dogs? N id have all of them. Theyd have really crude/harsh spanish names.
137.Was I named after anyone?No but krysten means follower of chridtXD
138.Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes
139. What was my favourite toy as a child? Why it was my stuffy scooby doo
140.Favourite Tv Show? Gawd theres so many. But steven universe👌🖒
141.Where do I want to live when older?Puerto rico when i hit the lotto
143. Play any musical instrument? I can play the trumpet, the recorder, basic drum beat, and im learning the uke
144.One of my scars, how did I get it?Sliced my thumb with a woodcutter one year. Then the next year same thumb with a brand new exacto. Landed me in the hosp 2ice total 12 stiches
145.Favourite pizza toping? Extra cheese
146.Am I afraid of the dark? Sometimes. Im more worried bout the it under the bed that comes out when you dont have sheets on.
147.Am I afraid of heights?No. In my stage craft class i was the only one who wasnt scared of heights they sent me high up to work on stuff they also sent me 60ft up to the grid too 😎
148.Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yes and i had my ass handed to me on a silver platter several times.
149.Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Yes. All the time.
150.What I’m really bad atBeing social. Talking to girls. Drawing.
151.What my greatest achievements are. Being the first to graduate college.
152.The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meYou should see the list of stuff my parents have told me since i was little. Its a little too awful to put on here.
153.What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Top secret Plans back the fuck up
154. What do I like about myself Um my bed head. Idk
155.My closest Tumblr friend Haha nadia
156.Something I fantasise about my exTisk tisk ladies n gents we shouldnt be reopening wounds like this. *points finger n shakes it like a noodle*
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