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when will you continue part 3 of 'riding the d'? Just curious hehe

My posting streaks are HORRIBLE so I would be lying if I said I am going to make part 3, however, I do have it saved in my drafts 😔🙏🏽 I been lying and said that I will post more...I'm a clown (I'm so SORRYYYY)

Y'all most really like that story, sht was kinda ass 💀👍🏽

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Just me noticing the skz tumblr community stopping to a halt?? If you noticed too, then go support your favorite writers!! They need motivation and feedback to know that they are* in fact writing for a community! Go spread love to your favorite writers!!!

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Thanks for the tag Han (Haki)! None of these alike with me 💀 damn

Site I used: https://4rchiv3.github.io/CosmosPersona/

I don't have many people to tag so uhh here: @sapshorelines

cosmic persona quiz

this was such a wild quiz, loved every second of it 😂🥰

thanks for the tag @19marka 💕

No pressure tags: @bldelaine @sunshineleefelix @stayconnecteed @starlostastronaut @chaotickyrith @byeoltoyuki

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SKZ Sub!Felix x Dom!FTM Reader

Summary: You are both roommates, you are stressed and need some relief and Felix being the best man he is, helps you by asking him for help.

Theme: Smut, is kinda short, comedy, fluff, kinda cringe

Warning: You don't have a bottom surgery however it is called a 'Dick'. Mentions of your dick being as Folds/Core but not as much. Practically Felix giving you a mighty good stress relief head and handjob. Kinda lazy but not...the grammar might be very bad. It's practically just Felix giving you oral, a handjob, and the end. You called him a good boy a few times. Hair pull and Head control (Felix receiving)

(This is all for fanfic, not real, yeah)

Author note: I finally made and posted something after all of these years...

please like, reblog, or/and comment on feedback etc

College was stressing you out; it was your junior year of college, and finals were coming up. You spend your days cramped in your room studying besides stepping out to get something to eat while your roommate, Felix, sits on the couch eating popcorn while watching his fifth movie, not bothered to notice your presence, not like you care anyway. 

You and Felix have been roommates for 2–3 years; technically, You both are best friends. You both thought living in an apartment together would be fun so you both did exactly that, sharing half of the money to pay the rent.  

He knew you were a transgender man when you first came out to him around your freshman year, giving him a heads up just in case he wanted to switch roommates; however, Felix stayed, not caring about gender, sexuality, etc. He was honestly chill with it, so you both got along right away, along with your hobbies and interests. 

You wasted your hours writing notes, reading, and not giving a single break, making you stressed and in need of relief. 

So, you pause the alarm as you lean back from your chair, staring at the ceiling, sighing from the headache that is making you rub circles on the sides of your forehead, hoping the ache can disappear. 

“I need to get laid.” You whispered to yourself as you looked down at your shorts, having the urge to just touch yourself—something to release the stress—so you did. You rubbed the lining of your boxers where your dick was feeling a bit of pleasure, filling your body and making you sigh.

It wasn’t much, it wasn’t enough; you needed more, but that’s all you got. You continued until Felix, the gentleman he is, barged into your room without even knocking as he stared at you in quite shock. 

You stopped what you were doing as you stared back, looking at him with a huge, concerned expression on your face.

“Felix, first of all...”

“I am so so so so sorry! It’s just that the movie I watched pissed me off, and I had to rant to someone, so I thought it was a good idea to rant it out to you since you are here and doing work, so I thought, ” Felix rambles while blushing furiously as he tries not to look at where your hand is placed. 

“Okay, Felix, first of all, please stop talking.” Felix immediately obeys, shutting his mouth as he just slowly blinks at you. 

“2nd, you should've knocked; you never know what I'm doing.” 

Felix frowns a bit as he looks to the side as he gets scolded by you.

“3rd, since you are here, I do need help.” Now that caught Felix's attention as he looked back at you, processing what you meant as he slowly turned red again.

“You want my help? I- uhh…” He stutters, causing you to just laugh at his sputtering.

“Come on, Felix, I know you want to at least touch me. Do you think I haven't noticed the way you looked at me or around my ex-lovers every time they kissed me? You bet you even wish you were them…”

“But better.” 

You looked at Felix as he stared at you, licking his lips.

“Yes, maybe. If you help me, that is... Unless you can’t prove it, then that's fine. I'll find another way.” 

Felix quickly shakes his head as he walks up to you, getting on his knees as he looks up at you for your permission to continue.

You nodded as you felt his hands reach through your shorts, pulling them down. He notices how wet you are from your boxers as he licks his lips one more time, his fingers teasing the lining of your dick, which causes you to shimmer in his touch.

“Come on, Felix, be a good boy for me. I’m desperate and in need of relief, you know that?” Felix blushes again at the pet name you have given him as he just nods, grabbing onto your boxers, pulling them down, and finally revealing your wet dick. 

Felix gulps as he brings back his fingers and starts touching around the wet folds, then to your sensitive dick from all of the rubbings you did. You moaned slightly, biting your lip as you stared down at the man, touching and touching.

His fingers rubbed your dick up and down, giving you a handjob. As his other hand moves his hair away, he gets ready to suck you off, but it keeps on coming back to the front, irritating the poor man.

So, being the nice roommate you are, you grabbed onto his hair and pulled back for him, almost taking control of his head. He moans from the stretch of his hair as he mumbles a ‘thank you’.

You felt his head leaning in from you, holding his hair in place, reaching through your dick, giving it a few kitty licks until he finally opened his mouth wider as he sucked your dick, making you moan, finally feeling the relief you needed. 

He was trying to multitask with his fingers rubbing your dick and his head giving you a good suck. 

His eyes were staring up at you, moaning from the pleasure that he was giving you, and he even felt himself getting confident from his actions, as he had never had sex before or something like this, so he was happy to see you enjoying it.

Your bottom hips move as you feel the sudden urge to take control of his head, wanting him to go faster, so you do. 

Firstly, you grip his hair, pulling his head back as his tongue was a bit out, staring at you confused, whimpering a bit from the loss of contact with his mouth to your dick.

You smiled as you leaned in, kissing his forehead and then his cheek, praising him for how good he was making him smile.

“Felix, do you mind letting me take control of your head?” Felix shakes his head. 

“No, darling, do you ever want, please?” You smiled as you pulled his head back to your dick, feeling his mouth already back into action as you kept his head in there, moving his head around for a bit.

“Just tap my thigh when you need a breather, alright?” 

His humming response vibrated through your core, making you moan slightly. 

“Fuck, you're so good at this, Felix. I almost feel like you are a natural, just for me. What good you are. 

He tapped your thigh for a breather. You pulled his head out to let him breathe as you noticed a bit of a wet spot on his sweatpants. 

You smirked, commenting on it, teasing him. "Oh, look, you even came untouched; how cute! Just from all of my praises. 

Felix looks away out of embarrassment.

“No need to be embarrassed; it’s cute, like I said. Now, let’s go back; I’m almost there.” Felix nodded as you pushed his head back in.

Felix sucked harder and faster, rubbing your dick at such a quick pace that you almost felt like you were in heaven. It was too good.

“Fuck, fuck~ Felix, I’m about to come!” You moaned as you tried to pull his head back, but he wouldn’t budge. He continued until you came. 

Felix pulled back a bit, as some of the substance was on his face. He licks around as he stares at the state you are in. 

You sighed, feeling your legs twitch a bit.

“Did I do good?” 

You nodded as you took the tissue that was on your desk and wiped its face off. 

“You did so well; I'm so proud of you. You are better than my exes.” You smiled as you gave him more kisses. “Thank you, Felix.”

“You’re welcome!”

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L O FUCKIN L

I need to stop going to the store for some milk and never coming back- i be lying to yall so hard im SO SORRY but yeah im actually writing something right now ummm it ain't the request but I will after this- imma eat hopefully.

Besides that, I had like 3-4 mental breakdowns because LOL imma be wearing a (forced to wear a) DRESS, imma just telling people im femboy. Imma just hope I look good, fuck it

Anyway let me lock back in. A spoiler warning is a random OC x ftm reader

let me stop making promises that I can't keep

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Since spring break is coming, I can finally write stories for y'all ‼️ busy life as a senior 🙏🏽 trust we will get that done.

I got bunch of sht in my drafts that were requested around Jan or Feb (that's my bad, 💀 writers block, stress and lack motivation is there)

‼️I'll treat y'all

I kinda wanna rewrite some of the stories I've made that weren't requested (not the Sanji "smoking hot" and bang chan "d-riding")

I even got two requests stories even tho my request are open which is fine ‼️ request ya sht even if it's not open, I'll do it when I open the request which is coming soon.

STORY THOUGHT(S):

BangChan x FTM reader "D-RIDING" part 3

Texting stories with SKZ or other groups that I know of

FTM member reader + SKZ

GOT7 Jinyoung x FTM/MALE reader

OC x male/FTM reader

SKZ x MTF reader

Probably more gender neutral

One Piece x Male/FTM reader

Soul Eater Stein x Male/FTM reader

HXH (adults) x Male/FTM reader

Animes that I know of (Black Clover, AOT, etc I can't think)

FINALLY a TEKKEN x Male reader (IDC how less known it is)

Maybe someday do a top male reader if I feel like it 💀

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HAPPY BIRTH

TYANK YOU AHHHWVSUSUWVEVEV

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It's my bday month

It's almost there 🐺🙏🏽 y'all should make some good Bangchan/Changbin/Sanji/OC x FTM readers as a gift

(and me working on something idk, still got a bunch of stuff and planning out the party)

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SIR DID YOU SEE FELIX MODEL ??????????? IM SCREAMING RN

SHII I DID, HE BE LOOKING FINE ASF EVERYTIME HE MODELS/PHOTOSHOOTS ( that just reminds me of that Felix x male reader I have drafted ‼️ )

I'm just a big Bang Chan and Changbin simp Ong ‼️

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Y'all must really like D-RIDING (Bang Chan x FTM reader + Male readerish) because Every time I come here I see D-RIDING part 1 and part 2 liked the most in the notification along side with others (Sanji x FTM reader) but mostly that 💀 still have yet to have part 3 even tho its saved into my drafts.

I ain't complaining, y'all are fruity asf tho (gay on gay crime)

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take all the time you need bro, no rush with your work ✌️

THANK YOU! ♥️

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Heyyy 💀💀 ummm

My bad y'all, I've been very busy with school! I'll lock in I promise bruh shii

I got a bunch of male readers and other gender readers in my draft and it's not getting written because writers block and life

Aha ...even tho I've been active and reading stories and liking memes and hot men (😧 That Nylon Bangchan photoshoots gave me a writers idea y'all...)

Imma lock in when I lock in

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not a request but I just wanna say YOUR WORK IS AMAZING RAHHHHHHH

THANK YOU!

like I said, I try my best to make it perfect for y'alls male/transgender umbrella and GN readers ‼️

With a need of lack of motivation and writersblock by my side, I got y'all ♥️ +plus school stuff

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Me having the urge to make a Sergei Dragunov x Tekken Male reader

I kinda want to make a MTF reader story as well

I need to make more gender neutral stories 💀‼️I might have some save in my drafts

Kinda want to make a "x black male reader" too as a half black man myself