#not bc nobody knows who they r or anything. hahaha

[okapiandpaste]

no reomabu in any of these “doomed yaoi” polls. smh. come back to me when one of the dudes in your ship has a bomb implanted in his body that will detonate if he confesses his love. only then will they be doomed enough.

[unfinshedsentec]

tumBLR KEEPS LAGGING FOR ME SO I HOPE THIS WORKS anyways

hi!! congratulations on 1k followers🥳🎉

i was hoping i could request a romantic matchup for the tr boys pls <3

my pronouns are she/her, i’m an infp-t, and my zodiac is taurus (if needed hehe)

as for personality i'm quite bubbly and cheery! but i only show it to my close friends. i'm kinda cold w people i'm not close with. i get told i look/act older than i am, probably bc i'm very motherly as i'm the eldest sister and eldest cousin

my hobbies consists of drawing stuff such as portraits, sceneries or just random doodles. i like drawing my friends a lot. and i also really like reading hehe my current fixations is shonen mangas tho. and i like listening to music a lot, my favorite genres are rock, city pop, r&b and just everything honestly.

my likes are: spicy food, sour candies, strawberries, (i even dyed my hair red bc of it), cats, and fashion.

speaking of fashion, i tend to dress myself very grunge-like but depending on my mood i'll also dress preppy or lazy haha

my dislikes are: overly sweet food, open mouth eaters, bossy people, and weird textured food

apparently my personality trait is being soft �� since i’m usually the youngest in my friend group i tend to act like a baby a lot. but recently my friends are teasing me bc they say i started acting “edgy” so i seem though

i’m actually very soft hehe my love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch!! i love cuddling and hugging and just clinging to my friends and loved ones.

hmmmm what i’m looking for in a guy is different than me but still has similarities yk like someone who’s there for me to lean on and also someone who would lean on me, someone funny, childish, but also mature when needed. oh! and someone who keeps me on the edge haha

yeah that’s all <3

congratulations again!! and hope u have a good day/night muah xoxo

Hi love! Thank you so much or being apart of this! Honestly you seem like such a sweet, nice person that I'm jealous AHHH. Hahaha I also love the fact that you hate open mouth eaters cause SAME! My dad has a friend who chews with his mouth open and it kills me😭

Anyway, I really feel like the person who would fit with you the best would be the man himself, MIKEYYYY! (aka my fav)

Mikey is the type of person who is definitely childish and lighthearted. He's super playful but being the leader of a gang means he knows when and where to get serious. He's also very spontaneous and just randomly goes out to do stuff, so trust me when I say he'll keep you on edge.

He'd be the type to randomly show up at your house and take you on a bike ride. Or he'd pull you out of school just so he can hang out with you! Anything that has you involved; he's looking forward too.

Seriously, you're his favorite person. The love and support you give him is something that keeps him going.

Like Draken, you're Mikey's heart. You give him the ability to love and to feel empathy. Your also one of the very few people that Mikey feels like he can relax around. He doesn't need to be some super strong gang leader around you. He can finally be a person who can show his emotions.

Because of that, he relies on you a lot. His stress and sadness are something he only feels he can show around you. So, needless to say, you're very important. He's also they type to be there for you no matter what.

Mikey would drop everything for you. If you're stressed or upset, he's right there, giving you the support, you need. He's hugging you endlessly, not letting you go until you smile again. Of course, he's pretty overprotective of you too...so let's just say NOBODY will mess with you. Otherwise, they'll get a good kick in the face from Mikey.

Overall, you and Mikey would be an absolutely great fit...and Mikey needs all the love he can get, so lots of affection would make it even better!

[fukurodaze]

can i have (timeskip?) kuroo with a fem! s/o who is a sophisticated introvert that intimidates people because she doesn't smile or talk much but when she's with friends she's actually really nice, funny and outgoing, and she has really good fashion sense? (i'm sorry if this is too specific lmao you can ignore this i'm just yearning for kuroo HAHAHAHA)

this is so funny because this dynamic is literally THE cutest

so you know how kuroo works in pr right so this is The Office Romance Of The Century

the meeting <3

so kuroo works on the ninth floor and you work on the twentieth floor

though you guys work in different departments, you guys are both around the same age so you guys kind of have the same workloads because yall are still starting

different departments eventually do have different schedules, but as newbies you guys kind of follow one (1) basic timetable that is really just 9 to 5

one thing you never expected about the office: good ass food.... like you thought the bread at your school canteen was good? wait till you find the sandwiches on the fourth floor

and since you quite literally have no friends in this big ass building and there aren’t many co-workers who are your age you kind of hold onto the nice yakiniku sandwiches on the fourth floor

it gets rough in a new workplace for the first time ://

so the sandwiches become your routine - around 5-6pm, you’re coming down a whole sixteen floors otw home but also to get that nice thick yakiniku sandwich

guess who else comes? 

YA GUESSED IT!! UR FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE KUROO TETSUROU!!!

despite telling himself that he’s really easing into the work life well because his senpais tell him he’s smart, he really doesn’t know anyone

he also finds it weird asking his co-workers to drink as he feels like they should be the ones inviting him so he ends up just chillin it out with some surprisingly good sandwiches downstairs

he likes the chicken ones bc they’re just so nice n crispy yay

he kinda feels shit about it sometimes but thats just how it is huh... corporate work... no friends... and all the rest of his friends r like in other places... yeah

ay but at least he finds this cute girl ordering the same thing over and over again at the same time he’s there

he ignores it at first but you know the saying that the more you see someone the more likely they become more attractive in your eyes?

yeah... that’s kuroo @ u...

and usually he’s doesn’t really pay no mind to people who just do their own business

but your fits r just too cool for this workplace... like mans has been coming to work with suits and youre out here with some combo streetwear power suit... sometimes u wear the highest heels and sometimes you wear the chunkiest sneakers but still manage to look so sleek n sophisticated like 24/7

could it be... he finds you... attractive??? even though you don’t smile much?

kuroo doesn’t stall, so he just goes “i like your style”

my my... you love hearing that dont’cha

but u were like “thanks” 😐

he’s like sheesh

and as he’s about to leave you ask, “what department do you work in?”

kuroo does a double take and is like “um... PR...?” he literally looks over his shoulder to see if you’re talking to anyone else because yo... is this you showing interest???

spoiler alert this is the introduction to his chapter in your love life <3

look it’s not hard for kuroo to get along with quieter people because he used to be siiiiilent, and he’s also grown up with kenma, who was much more introverted throughout middle school and high school

god, you felt so comfortable

and he was SO hot.... WTF

but yeah you’re always like 😐 but make it chic because your fits r fire and your eyeliner SLAYS

this may or may not have turned into a little date at the bar nearby

yes the sandwiches are good but you know what’s even better? drinking some good food in tokyo as Official Employees of the Japanese Volleyball Association

this night was pretty flirty, what can u expect... compliment here, hand brush there, cute laughs n chuckles everywhere

hahaha when kuroo saw you laugh and get super talkative... is that a turn on or what... youre also like funny too??? oh cmon...

safe to say you said yes when he asked you out again, and he swears he would do anything to see you laugh again 🥰

and yes, he does see that laugh again. a lot of times, actually.

the relationship <3

first off: he likes seeing u all professional... good food 

second: him in a suit??? yessir. him making connections??? YESSIR

you guys end up hanging around a lot with each other at the office even when you’re busy. and yknow, since it’s the honeymoon phase, might as well sneak a kiss. or a lot of kisses.

people get so surprised when this happens at first, since theyre like... why r they both disappearing 24/7... they cant be going together bc hes... kuroo... and you’re... you... aren’t you guys are supposed to be DIFFERENT??

he always goes heart eyes for u even though it seems like you’re always shooting daggers at him from everyone else’s pov

eventually, as you two get more comfy with each other and spend more time, you find yourself at his place like 4 days out of 7... his place is closer to the office anyways so it’s just convenient especially when you’re busy with your department when kuroo isn’t, and it demands later nights and earlier mornings

when BOTH of you are busy... expect stress makeouts in the kitchen

the way yall would shower together not because of sexy vibes but because yall both overslept and literally have no time 😭

but that doesn’t mean yall dont enjoy it!! u think he’s hot, he thinks you’re hot, works well (you two still end up arriving late)

eventually people see how you guys walk to work together in the mornings a lot... and go home together a lot... and drink at bars together...

and they’re like holy fuck how did kuroo snatch her... like other than the fact that he’s hot... she literally doesn’t smile and is so scary

the sandwiches on floor four have become breakfast burritos because none of yall go home at 5 all that often anymore

but on a lucky day where destiny aligns itself with the stars and time and the volleyball league you’re lucky to get a yakiniku. or maybe chicken.

you guys influence each other, and it’s so funny seeing kuroo come in with some more colourful suits after you told him to experiment with colour

the other people at work r like: kuroo ur gf controls u

kuroo’s like yeah she’s like powerful huh 😏

you kind of laugh it all off, since now you have your own friends at work too, and so does kuroo

they surprisingly ask a lot about your relationship... and though you would like to brag about your very good boyfriend, you keep it pretty vague

you do like to talk about important days though, like anniversaries

but being with kuroo has genuinely made you more comfy in the workplace even though yall are in different departments

you love hearing kuroo’s stories about his co-workers, and you wondered if you could kind of have those kinds of relationships with your co-workers too

your closest co-workers have always been kind to you, albeit intimidated at first

but they’re great shopping buddies, great listeners, and great gossips <3

you normally wouldn’t care about gossip but it’s fun to laugh about sometimes when you’re getting ready for bed and he’s like “by the way... have you heard of [person A] doing ... ” on call

and you’re like oh yeah, actually i have

even he’s surprised at first because you seem like that cool introverted employee but you do have your fits of laughter and bouts of humour

you guys become more comfy with your jobs, and before you know it, a year has passed

you’ve moved in lol

kuroo’s just 100% heart eyes for u pls

the vibes you guys are as a couple?? immaculate. everyone looks at yall like holy fuck. opposites attract and it’s HOT

and it’s so good because you guys know each other so well, from personalities to bodies to work

when you’re on a low, he holds you close and tells you such sweet things, but makes sure to give you space

when he’s on a low, you make sure to talk to him to take him off of his thoughts, to reassure him

kuroo kind of realises he’s actually... like REALLY in love with you and it just hits him a week before christmas when he looks into his cupboard and hates how it’s so messy but ends up swooning 😭

so the next day LIKE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING he’s like “hi. im renting a car. and i am in love with you. do you wanna go on a christmas trip together?”

you don’t even react when he says that... it’s just two seconds of silence and then “okay. i’m in love with you too.”

he’s like “cool. cool.”

proceeds to smother ur lipstick when he kisses u right after work... 

but u love him anyway 🥰

and in that trip... just you two in a strange place together... with nobody else...

he sees you with him for a long, long time

and honestly, with the feeling of his hand in yours, you don’t think you’ll be going anywhere either.

[colour-outside-the-liness]

Hi Colour! This is going to be a long one, so buckle up!

Oh wow, that's so precious! You've definitely earned the "real life Dani" nickname haha I wish I could find something meaningful like that to do with my life. I'm actually autistic and have ADHD so hearing you do this kind of work makes me really happy! Keep up the good work Ms. Clayton! 😁 Haha

You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with at pubs! Haha I'm glad you identify with that bit of info on your star placements. I had a lot of fun doing it too!

The thing about Hozier is that some of his lyrics are incredibly sapphic to me for some reason, I'm still trying to figure it out. NFWMB is one of the songs that feels like that to me. Don't know if you've heard it before but give it a try if you haven't. If you close your eyes it sounds like you're in an epic romantic story and there are swords, pretty gowns, and rooms lit by torches. Haha

The beginning of this song was inspired by a poem written by W.B Yeats called "The Second Coming" in 1920, and it talks about an apocalypse of sorts, alluding to all of the horrors men inflicted upon the world which ends up awakening this beast that goes to Jesus's place of birth in the Bible (Bethlehem) to be born. The last lines being:

"And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

So the song starts with:

"When I first saw you

The end was soon

To Bethlehem it slouched

And then, it must've caught a good look at you"

And oh boy do I think of Dani when I hear that. Especially bc of that scene where Viola accepts Dani's invitation to live inside her. And nobody knows why she accepts it (but I do!).

And yeah at first glance you might not think much of Dani. in the beginning she's just a tiny frail small-town girl with a lot of anxiety, running away from her past traumas. But she proves us wrong again and again and again. She moves to a country she's never been before entirely by herself, sees an opportunity, and doesn't let go of it even when it looks like it went wrong. Then is very loving and tender with these children who have gone through so much and are still going through so much. Tries to fight (with a fire poker!!) the threatening man that keeps harassing her, the children, and her friends. THEN manages to soften the angry, grumpy lesbian who's given up on people after A LOT of trauma (too much in my opinion) and doesn't give up on her when she rejects her either. Freaking exorcises her ex and makes him stop haunting her so she can be with the love of her life. And then finally as if all of that didn't make her the bravest hero in this story, she literally stops an apocalypse from happening and saves everyone from this beast by sacrificing herself without even thinking twice. Saves everyone that came before her and then the ones who'll come after for the rest of eternity. I mean the P-O-W-E-R this girl has. 💪 so hell yeah the lady in the lake wanted to take her.

When Hozier says:

"Ain't it a gentle sound, the rollin' in the graves?

Ain't it like thunder under earth, the sound it makes?

Ain't it exciting you, the rumble where you lay?

Ain't you my baby? ain't you my baby?"

I can only think of Dani at the bottom of the lake laying on top of all the bones of the people Viola killed and how she's at peace living forever in a dark place like that. That's kinda hardcore y'know?

After the first verses, Hozier goes on to talk abt his lover, someone so utterly terrifying even the beast of the end of the world can't stand to look at them. But this song is also about being proud to be this person's lover bc nothing can fuck with them, not bc you are there to protect them and wouldn't let anyone harm them, but bc they're more than capable of protecting themselves and you too. So in my head, this song is Jamie's declaration of love to Dani.

And then I think of Jamie's devotion to Dani when she said "If you can't feel anything, then I'll feel everything for the both of us." shown in this verse:

"If I was born as a blackthorn tree

I'd wanna be felled by you

Held by you

Fuel the pyre of your enemies"

And the fact that she took what she could get just to be with Dani. She knew she'd have to suffer for/bc of her at some point, but chose to be with her anyway. I have no doubts in my mind she'd want to be anything for her as long as they could be together in any way, shape, or form. In all the lives they happened to meet one another too.

Wouldn't it be cool to see them in an AU where Dani is like a medieval princess who's supposed to marry Edmund to form an alliance between kingdoms or something and Jamie is an assassin who is hired to kill the princess so she has to pretend to be Dani's personal guard or wtever but they fall in love and run away together and Jamie teaches her how to fight so Dani becomes this warrior but turns out Dani is naturally good at it and then she becomes a legend? Hahaha I can see her riding a horse in the winter with paint on her face and her blonde hair falling over this fur-lined cloak, fierce look on her face, and Jamie riding next to her (always). Then they come across Viola who's a witch and puts a curse on Dani and then Dani and Jamie have to travel to all sorts of places and fight all sorts of people and go on this whole adventure to rid Dani of this curse. Maybe Dani has to go back to her kingdom bc her father dies and there are other people trying to take her kingdom so there's a lot of angst and suffering but then they win at the end after a lot of sweat and tears and they live happily ever after! 😎Hahaha

Anyway, I hope you're having a great week so far and hope you had fun with your niece today! (I know if I was her and you had us make fudge and paint I'd worship you haha) I'm sorry for the very (very) long ask, but I've been obsessing over this idea for months and I just had to share it with someone! ✌️✨

(And you can call me Libby or wtever since I'm not anon anymore 🤗)

Awwh thank you so much for saying I have earned my 'real life Dani' title is means a lot to me that you guys see that in me!! I am sure you do so many meaningful things in life without even realising it!! I honestly just want to make a difference and I love helping people so going into a career like this just seemed so natural to me and I really do love what I do!! Thank you so much I really hope I can keep up the good work!! I hope I'm a lot of fun- I know I have helped win a few pub quizzes and there's been a few times I've won games of trivial pursuit as well so that really did make so much sense to me and learning about all the placements of my chart was so much fun and was so interesting so thank you very much!! I have heard some of Hozier's lyrics are quite sapphic and I always mean to look into more of his songs and then just never do but I will definitely look in to NFWMB because the lyrics you have sent me here are incredible and definitely give of Dani x Jamie vibes I definitely agree with you in everything you have said about why Viola accepted Dani's invitation- Dani and Viola are similar in some ways and this was something I was explaining to my niece when she watched it with me. I explained to her that both Viola and Dani are strong willed, and stubborn, and would do anything to fiercely protect the people they care about. We saw that time and time again with Dani, how within days of knowing Miles and Flora she was out with a fire poker trying to protect them from a strange man that she kept seeing around the manor. And how Viola would've done anything to protect her daughter. One major difference between them though is that Viola seemed to have a slight selfish streak where as Dani is entirely selfless, she was selfless for the longest time in even agreeing to marry Eddie so she wouldn't hurt him, she was selfless in protecting Miles and Flora, and even more selfless in saving Flora's life and freeing all the trapped spirits of Bly Manor and then she is selfless in the fact that she won't drag anyone down and won't hurt anyone else at Bly ever again. The one thing she did for herself was being with Jamie- and she was able to make Jamie open up and trust people in way she probably hadn't for the longest time. Dani is a truly strong person as was Viola and I can see why she would accept Dani's invitation. I will have to listen to this song to see it from a Jamie perspective which I will definitely do tomorrow but from the lyrics you have sent me I can definitely see it being a love declaration to Dani from Jamie. Jamie knew in the end she would suffer because she knew she wouldn't be able to keep Dani forever, and knew that one day she would have to leave her- but she knew loving Dani for as long as she was allowed to would be worth that pain in the end and Jamie is a truly strong person as well for knowing this and staying by Dani's side anyway when that must have been such a hard thing for Jamie to ever have to accept. Jamie would've been anything for Dani and would've one anything for her as Dani would've for Jamie and that's why I love them so much. They loved each other so purely and without conditions and so wholeheartedly and it really was such a lovely thing to watch play out in front of us (even if it did hurt us all at the end). I think it would be so cool to see an AU like that I think medieval stuff is always so fun and so interesting and a good enemies to lovers start never fails either because there's so much tension there between them. And Jamie being undercover as someone to get close to Dani and them slowly falling in love with each other would just be a great thing to see!! And I am all for warrior Dani and Jamie (women with weapons is a little bit of a weakness of mine)!! This whole AU just sounds incredible I love a good curse in fantasy stories and the curse slowly taking over and you thinking they're going to run out of time but everything works out in the end!! Dani going back to her kingdom because of her sick Dad dying would be great for angst because it would look

like she would have to marry someone to create an alliance and that she would have to take over a kingdom (perhaps something she never wanted to do in the first place)!! I think this could be a very angsty one shot and could be so interesting and fun and the happy ending would definitely make all the angst worth it in the end!! I am having a good week so far thank you and I had so much fun with my niece today, making fudge went great and she was happy that I was able to show her how to do it because she'd never made it before so now that's something she knows how to do (I think she thinks I'm way cooler than I actually am haha thank you for saying you'd worship me though if you were my niece haha 😂) but tomorrow she is teaching me how to do something because I taught her how to make fudge today... she's gonna teach me how to draw in an anime style- which is something she is really into and even though I'm not she loves drawing so I've asked if she can teach me since I taught her something today!! There's no need to apologise I loved this long angst and I loved this idea I think it's really great and interesting and that song just seems amazing and I am definitely gonna listen to it tomorrow when I get chance!! Thank you for sharing this idea with me I loved it!! ☺️ Haha oki doki then as long as that's alright with you Libby is what I'll call you!! Like I said you can seriously call me anything!! ☺️

[pinkykitten]

I was tagged by @writing-with-melon I hope my answers aren’t complete waste or if time and if so I’m sorry and I love you

Rules: Answer ten 10 questions, ask 10, and tag 10 people

1. What song automatically plays in your head when you look out the window on a long drive? 

i dont really have an answer for this. i think i just automatically think about any song ive been listening to recently or any song that has been stuck in my head. 

2.  Do you have some snacks nearby when you write?

well i live in a two story house so the kitchen is downstairs and im usually lazy busy so since i have a mini fridge upstairs i just usually get water to drink while im writing. its kinda hard to eat and write cuz i loose focus really easily so when i am writing i am writing! i am in the zone! but if i am a little hungry ill usually snack on candy like chocolate kinder joys i love them but they r so expensive or snack on chips but i get like salt on my fingers or i like cheetos so cheetos dust and that just gets everywhere and later my hands and keyboard kinda smell like fart. 3. What do you do to combat creative burnout?

so burnout happens to me a lot so to get inspiration i either read other stories or fanfics which gets my head gears turning or i admire a piece of art or photography or a song. whats so unique and satisfying with writing you can explore and go anywhere with it, hehehe erotic if you know what i mean lol jk there are no barriers with writing just your imagination. there is inspiration any where you go and id advise to never stop writing. even if its a few short sentences or paragraphs about anything even bird poop its still progression and your mind is working and your searching for words like its all good for you bby.  4. Do you use (or like to use) prompts? 

i do ill put the link here. im thinking of changing it though to do something different. 

5. What is your favorite place to write?

lol boring, i know but my room. my room is really bright in the mornings and comfortable and chill and i have a candle of the pandora ride in disney that smells like the ride so its all good and relaxing and super peaceful plus i have a picture of myself the age of like 9 on my desk idk why but it encourages me and makes me focus to make sure i never get that cringy again. 

6. What is a hobby or yous that you usually don’t talk about?

well i like working out HAHAHAHAHA jk that was a joke...get it...cuz i much rather be eatingokillstop. but i really like to draw which i have a art page you can see it if you click here pls look at my failed attempts to be hip and cool with the cool kids and being artsy fartsy. another hobby is i really like to do makeup and nail art, nail art is really tough guys no joke if you do it like you got wizard powers are something. maybe its bc my nails are shorter than pete davidson and ariana grande’s relationship, alright im trying to stop i swear!

7. Do you play an instrument? Which one?

no i wish though. i always wanted to learn to either play the piano or electric guitar cuz H.E.R looks so cool doing it. 

8. How do you feel about your handwriting?

it sucks dont even try me. my sister can barely read it like no wonder nobody wants to steal my signature heck they can’t even read it!

9. Can you tell us of a story that marked your development as a person? As a writer?

ok sit back guys, sniff a nice amount of crack and get ready for the most cringy moment of my life but also a time when i knew i was meant to be *inhale* a fanfic writer. 

so it was elementary school, i think 3rd grade and for my writing assignment we were given a prompt of idk what the heck tbh i think it was like be outside the box and im like ok imma nail this cuz im a weird child and yeah so i got my papers and pencil and i went TO TOWN on this paper. so i wrote two stories. one short story with a picture to go with it and one long story that yeah i buried years ago. so my first story was about a farmer was about that farming life. he had chickens and dairy. so i cant remember if the cheese was spoiled but doesnt matter. anywho these cheese and a chicken were alive like they could talk in the story and i gave them faces, yikes. but the whole story was the farmer was a b*tch and he was trying to eat the chicken and cheese so they hatched a plan to get away from the farmer. they did it successfully and they ran away. yay happy ending my teacher actually liked that one me too and my school mates were thinking what they heck is this girl on i made a story about how me and justin bieber made cookies for Christmas you know. so then my other story i was more proud of this one cuz it was a tone of paper, sorry trees, and this story was about how a female hippo (girl i was all about plus size and thicker girls and no body shaming) and an male ostrich were kidnapped from their own habitats and taken to become circus animals. failed version of Madagascar hey mine was before the circus movie OK THEY STOLE IT FROM MEEEEE. so they get taken and are treated to harsh punishment and the animals can talk and i think its in the point of view of the male ostrich guy thing. they are in the circus and they start to have this relationship happening. love starts blossoming its all good. im happy with this cuz i believed in love at age of 8. they find a way thru a kick butt scene of the animals escaping and the hippo and ostrich are so in love that they run away together and they have half hippo half ostrich babies and i think i named the species  hipstrich or like ostppo idk but i was so proud of this story and when my teacher read it she was worried about me lol i think she thought i might like mate these two animals like secretly idk but she was like it was ok and i was like what this is frickin William Shakespeare writing or like F. Scott Fitzgerald writing. nevertheless it taught me a lesson that nobody else needs to like what im writing the main point and only thing that matters is if your proud of it and you like it and i really did. i will remember that story forever and thats what made me want to be a writer. lol sorry that was a lot. 

10. @emdop I’m going to use this great question: Explain one of your WIPs in the most ridiculous way possible. 

wellllll im working on my peaky blinders oc story its a lot of drugs money killing weapons jewelry rich profanities like its the show but written from my stubby hands so my oc and whatever its great and so excited to show it to you guys. 

MY QUESTIONS:

1. WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO START TUMBLR?

2. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3. WHAT QUALITY IS IMPORTANT TO YOU?

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTFIT?

5. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

7. IF YOU COULD VISIT A PLACE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

8. WHAT SHOW OR MOVIE UNIVERSE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN?

9. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

10. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE IN THIS WORLD THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

im tagging: @thatlittlered, @ardentmuse, @acciosnapes, @lotsoffandomimagines, @collecting-stories, @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms, @naughtyneganjdm, @lenahellgizibe and two random followers @spiritsent, @sucker-for-my-fandoms

i was tagged by @writing-with-melon again ty btw, ps i felt so much pressure lol jk 😊

Rules: Answer 5 questions, Ask 5 questions, Tag 5 people.

1. What is your favorite book?

fifty shades of grey hahaha naw my favorite book is obv you all know this is series of unfortunate events but i never usually cry period and i never cry for books ever so when i read mrs. tom thumb by melanie benjamin, its the part when her sister minnie dies i cried so hard idk it was just emotional the wording the way she described her pain it was so beautiful written yet so sad and that was just amazing to me cuz im like this book made me feel things and im like wow i would love to write a book one day and make someone feel something whether it be sadness anger happiness annoyance anything they are having an emotion and that is super powerful to do that with just words. pls go check out that book its a good read. also im a fan of the greatest showman so i really enjoyed it. there are many other books tho that i thoroughly enjoy so much. 

2. What piece that you’ve written are you most proud of?

oh my god ive always wanted to be asked this question hands down i am always proud of my platonic gender neutral tony stark fic called in·con·sol·a·ble window to me i wrote it so sad and i was feeling like depressed lol when i saw peter die in infinity war like i didnt know what to do with my life tbh but im so glad that @impetrichorny requested it tysm i just like how its not based on romance or fluff or happiness it is based on when you lose someone the nightmares and sadness you go through and that there is nothing nobody can do about it except just be there for that person so i really like writing angst and something that was out of the box. ive been thinking tho of doing a part two since the fate of all the characters has changed after endgame. who knows tho. 

3. What is the last song that inspired you? 

well for art it would have to good news by mac miller when i did that kobe bryant memorial on my art page. i dont want to give it away though but ill just say some very powerful womens music inspired my oc writing and making. 

4. How do you feel about letting people read what you write?

at first i was scared cuz i thought i wrote like trash which that feeling kinda doesnt go away like some days i feel that way others i feel confident or it depends on the request it just depends but anyways i was always insecure about my writing so when i started writing it was more like lets see how this goes if not ill delete the whole page. im glad to say it went great but in the begging it was hard cuz i kept putting myself down but i learned to accept or just understand that you keep learning with writing you always learn knew things with writing how you can explain something better or you words get more intricate and people see the improvement and you do too thats why i applaud those who dont speak english that english isnt their first language. you are doing a tremendous job and keep practicing cuz you’re gonna make it to the top. ive also learned that some days are not my days and you can take time off when youre not feeling it when you have writers block. just recollect your juices sip some tea go to the beach relax your mind a little and take as long as you need to come back and give it your all. also comments and reblogs and likes a follows those meant so much to me and encouraged me. thats why i cant express it enough how much all those mean to writers, artist, photographers, anybody who is truly trying their hard in this area of social media. its makes a person happy smile and confident in their writing but first train your mind into loving what you make not what others thing. you have to be happy with the outcome that is what truly matters and what makes your writing the best. look at me getting philosophical. 

5. Do you get distracted easily? If yes with what?

yes and with porn haha i get distracted easily like very easily homeschooling was really tough for me. music distracts me, netflix, the urge to watch david dobrik or unus annus or buzzfeed unsolved on youtube, heck my farts distract me. i gotta be like troy bolton i gotta get my HEAD IN THE GAME!

MY QUESTIONS:

1. IF YOU COULD BE NAMED SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE NAMED?

2. WHAT PERSON INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?

3. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING TOMORROW WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY?

4. WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT IN THE SHOWER?

5. WHATS YOUR WEIRD COMBINATION FOOD?

im tagging: @thatlittlered​, @ardentmuse​, @acciosnapes​, @lotsoffandomimagines​, @collecting-stories​ AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW ME OR LIKE MY STORIES TAG ME ILL READ YOUR ANSWERS. HOPE I DID THIS RIGHT SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING MWUAH 

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Pick your favorite questions from the list.

i will do them all for u 0.o

1. Name cianna [see-ah-nah]

2. Nationality mexican irish german romanian hungarian french

3. Age 20

4. Birthday december 17, 1999

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign) sun: sagittarius; ascendant: leo; moon: aries

6. Gender female

7. Sexuality uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk but i will willingly kiss either gender

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself) /tagged/my-face or u could just google pictures of fat rats

9. What do you/did you study? I’m currently a sophomore nursing major!

10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have? I’m currently a microbiology TA and I love it :) My dream job would be something with animals, like a vet tech or veterinarian

11. Your birth order i’m the oldest!

12. How many siblings do you have? 2 younger brothers

13. Do you have good relations with your family? my mom was my best friend, my dad and i get along better now that i’m in college, my brothers and i get along pretty well & we’re staring to get closer now that they’re getting older n growing up n developing their own personalities lol

14. How many friends do you have? errrr idk this is a hard question. i have a lot of acquaintances but i’d say i have maybe like less than 10 real friends??

15. Your relationship status single :D

16. What do you look for in a SO? funny!!!!!!!!!must be humorous!!!!and sarcastic and a little weird w darker sense of humor so we can laugh n be dumb together!!!!!!! also i would like them to be kind to me and those around them bc mean ppl suck. also they have to like animals. also i would like them to be loyal and trustworthy and 110% in love w me. and for physical stuff idk kinda attractive but NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE like i personally don't really like the typically ‘attractive’ person??? 

17. Do you have a crush? currently in love w the cute chinese boy who lives across from my dorm room even tho i have never even spoken to him n he is totally unaware of my existence!!!!!!!! hahah oops :D

18. When did you have your first kiss? i mean technically 3rd grade i think but that doesn't really count so like maybe 16????

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands? i mean in the long term i would definitely like to have a serious relationship but at the moment i’m only into casual stuff bc my heart isn't ready to be broken again sknfkjdbnkjd

20. What are your deal breakers? errrr i’m not sure....cheating is a no no, ppl that are interested in fucking every single person they see is a turn off, DUMB PEOPLE like ppl you can't even have a proper conversation with bc they're so DUMB, and ppl who r mean/judgmental/arrogant

21. How was your day? ok! accidentally slept thru my math class but caught a glimpse of my crush across campus when he was abt to smoke a cig and i got chipotle n i online shopped a ton from shein

22. Favourite food & drink deep dish spinach pizza from giordano’s & orange vitamin water

23. What position do you sleep in? i fall asleep on my left side hugging a body pillow

24. What was your last dream about? ate a braid of hair and inside the braid was bacon

25. Your fears not going to make it thru nursing school, not being financially stable as an adult, not having a family of my own, probably more but those r currently top 3

26. Your dreams i don't have any idk....maybe having like a house of my own and having as many animals as i want?? and i would like a loving partner with a daughter of our own

27. Your goals survive nursing school and lose 40 pounds and don't die before my cat

28. Any pets? i have a dog named cherry Cola, a cat named Leto, and a betta fish named Perc

29. What are your hobbies? writing stories about people in love, listening to music

30. Any cool places in your area? in my college town??? NO it sucks. in my hometown??? Not really it’s a small lil village with only restaurants and parks. but at home i’m near downtown chicago so that’s cool i guess

31. What was your last awkward situation? the first thing that comes to mind is my FIRST and so far ONLY encounter with my crush. we live in the same dorm building and i was wearing my nursing scrubs and had no make up on and about to go upstairs to my dorm, and then i heard footsteps and i was like ‘hahaha what if its my crush’ AND THEN HE FUCKIGJNG appeared from down the hallway to go back to HIS DORM [which is RIGHT ACROSS FROM MINE] and i literally STARED at him, then threw open the door and RAN UP THE STAIRS LIKE I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND HE WAS LIKE SO CLOSE BEHIND ME I WAS JUST SO NERVOUS MY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONSE TOOK OVER AND I FUCKING FLED I LITERALLY RAN AWAY FROM HIM I AHTE MYSELF SO MUCH IM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

32. What is your last regret? errrrr idk i regret a lot of dumb things.......

33. Language/s you can speak English n a LITTLE bit of Spanish

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.) i’m really into zodiac stuff and i have got to say they are pretty spot on in accuracy idk

35. Have any quirks? ummmm ofc!!i am the quirkiest person i know hajnjfxbkjx like if u asked my roommates/friends they’d probably be better at answering this than me bc i don't see anything abt me as quirky but they always tell me i am quirky and do weird things but idk man I'm just existing 

36. Your pet peeves err idk currently its ppl that constantly brag about dumb shit

37. Ideal vacation somewhere warm with me + the ocean + the loml + unlimited alcohol

38. Any scars? yeah :D both emotional AND physical!!!!

39. What does your last text message say? ‘ok thats a more than fair statement’

40. Last 5 things from your search history how many carbs should i eat, chipotle bowl calories, is the grim reaper the angel of death, ceftriaxone adverse effects, red man syndrome

41. What's your [device] background? lockscreen is a peach-theme background i made and home screen is my weight loss goals

42. What do you daydream about? the characters in my stories.................and being skinny 

43. Describe your dream home pretty brick house??? flowers outside??? 3 floors--main floor, basement and upstairs??? 3 bedrooms n 3 bathrooms maybe??? master bedroom has its own bathroom!!! and open concept main floor. big kitchen and very homey n warm all around. as for like an apartment i want something cozy and aesthetically pleasing and warm 

44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion i don't have a religion but if ppl do have a religion then thats not my business

45. Your personality type entj but only bc i got 3% extraverted; i am very closely related to intj tho n i think i fit that one better

46. The most dangerous thing you've done uhhhhhh probably operating a vehicle while high out of my mind. definitely the dumbest thing i ever did 0/10 would recommend anyone ever doing that

47. Are you happy with your current life? its ok but it could probably be better. i want to be done w college and skip to the part where i have a successful career and my own home and i can lay up w the loml every night

48. Some things you've tried in your life alcohol???weed??gummy edibles....

49. What does your wardrobe consist of? sweaters/sweatshirts/leggings

50. Favourite colour to wear? black, maroon, peach, purple, gray, idk

51. How would you describe your style? oh jeez idk i wear whatever i want so like e-girl when i really try and basic white girl when i don't care

52. Are you happy with your current looks? no i hate everything about myself lol

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be? more freckles on my face....also be thinner n have longer hair

54. Any tattoos or piercings? my nose and septum are pierced!

55. Do you get complimented often? kinda by my friends but i always yell at them to stop so they don't compliment like as much bc they know i hate it but they still do it sometimes idk

56. Favourite aesthetic? i wanna be an e-girl yo!!!!!!!!! 

57. A popular trend that you dislike nobody has a crush on me and i hate it

58. Songs you're currently obsessed with? pied piper by BTS

59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like. anything by BTS lol i used to like be embarrassed for how much i like k pop but now i don't really care lol #stanBTS2020

60. Favourite genre? rap/r n b/alternative

61. Favourite artist/band/genre? i listen to every genre except country sooooooo yeah i really like billie eilish, BTS, the weeknd, juicewrld, lil nas x, trippie red, post malone,

62. Hated popular songs/artists? i don't rlly like selena gomez or justin bieber or taylor swift

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5 only - RY X i.f.l.y. - Bazzi novacane - frank ocean jungle - drake bang! - trippie redd

64. Can you sing or play any instruments? no and no

65. Do you like karaoke? no but i like to sing along to songs when I'm alone

66. Own any albums? haha noooo i got apple music son

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations? errr RARELY i used to listen to r n b stations tho

68. Favourite movie/series? idk donnie darko?? i also just finished tharntype n that was really good. also i liked tokyo ghoul. AND GIVEN IS REALLY GOOD

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc i like horror/scary/paranormal/funny movies and i like love stories in books

70. Your fictional crush/es danny phantom, ken kaneki

71. Which fictional character is you? uhhhh idk...

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so frerard, ryden, taekook, mewgulf

73. Favourite greek god? idk they all kinda suck but maybe hades

74. A legend from where you live that you like i don't really know any:(

75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist? i like to look at art! i think van gogh is cool

76. Can you share your other social media? ig: ciannnna venmo: ciannnna

77. Favourite youtubers? i don't really watch youtubers but maybe shane dawson and emma chamberlain

78. Favourite platform? twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet? too much time

80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite? i once played GTA5 that was fun!

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts) idk i don't really read anymore:/ i was into the hunger games and the twilight series when i was young. now i kinda read online manga and i really liked BJ Alex and killing stalking. and like for online books the unholyverse series, a splitting of the mind, the anatomy of a fall

82. Do you play board/card games? no but i like to play checkers and uno and cards against humanity

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema? nopee

84. Favourite holiday halloween is cool also christmas is alright bc gifts

85. Are you into dramas? i’ve been getting into thai boys love dramas lol sue me

86. Would you use death note, if you had one? um YES.

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to? everyone needs to be a little kinder and have a crush on me

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse? absolutely not I'm not physically fit and don't have useful skills

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be? vampire duh [or maybe ghost]

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death? i want to see my mom

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick? idk something cool ... i love the name Daisy

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week? idk probably kylie jenner

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo idk the alien? 94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true -im very productive with my time management skills -my favorite color is purple -i don't get nervous when I'm alone in public

95. Cold or hot? cold

96. Be a hero or be a villain? anti-hero

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme? sing if i’m good at it but if I'm not good then rhyme

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time? shapeshifting

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?immortal

100. ..... or .....? ......?

[hermannsthumb]

This isn’t on the list, but where hermann and newt r both professors n everyone knows they’re married, but nobody knows they’re married to each other(every1 thinks they have wives bc, you know) N like ppl start seeing m flirt w each other n it’s a scandal! Thanks for ur dedication to this fandom btw I’d be dead without u

this ask is from sooo long ago but i finally have some inspo and a little bit of free time....hope u enjoy (and that you still care about my fic HAHAHA).....

“Today,” Newton says out of nowhere, halfway through their uninspiring dinner of reheated leftovers from last night’s Date Night, “my students asked me why I never talk about my wife.”

Hermann chokes on some pasta; Newton waits, patiently, until he finishes coughing, then slides his glass of water across the table. Hermann takes a sip and clears his throat. “Your wife?”

“My wife,” Newton says. “Apparently they can’t understand why I mention Dr. Gottlieb all the time and never my wife. Since,” he holds up his left hand, waggles his ring finger, “this obviously means I have to be married to a woman.” He shakes his head and stabs at his own pasta. “The nerve to assume I’m straight. Can you believe it?”

“What did you say?” Hermann asks, genuinely curious. He was under the impression everyone knew he and Newton were married. They eat lunch together every day. They talk about each other--at least, Newton talks about him--constantly. They go everywhere together. They even officially hyphenated their last names, which, even if they remain the unhyphenated Geiszler and Gottlieb for clarification purposes on campus, a simple Google search would reveal in seconds.

“I was kind of shocked, to be honest,” Newton says. “I thought they were screwing with me.”

“Did you tell them we’re--”

“I didn’t say anything,” Newton says. “Like I said. Shocked.” He leers. “Pretty sure they think we’re having an affair now, though.”

“Fantastic,” Hermann sighs.

Newton knocks on his office door a week or so later, scarf--that Hermann knitted him--wound tight round his neck, snowflakes melting on his shoulders, and two seasonally-appropriately-patterned Starbucks cups balanced under his arm. “Got you coffee, babe,” he calls, and Hermann pulls off his glasses and takes a cup with a smile.

“Thank you,” he says. He clears some papers aside and pats the newly-revealed wooden surface; Newton hops up happily, legs swinging. “You’re wearing the scarf,” Hermann says, and tugs at the end of it. “It looks nice on you.” He was worried it’d be too long, or the colors wouldn’t look nice together the way he wanted them too, but the green matches Newton’s eyes almost exactly and, though it is long, it’s enough that Newton can wrap it comfortably a good few times.

“My students liked it,” Newton says. “They were speechless when I told them Dr. Gottlieb knitted it for me.”

Hermann twists the end around his fingers and tugs on it a little more, drawing Newton towards him, and Newton leans in without complaint. Their noses bump. “Were they?” he says. Newton’s tongue darts out over his lips. His eyelids are at half-mast. Surely, no one will mind if they--

There’s a knock at the office door. “Dr. Gottlieb?” someone squeaks.

Hermann releases Newton’s scarf, and Newton snaps up, shoulders rigid. Hermann peers around him to see one of his very mortified Intro to Astronomy students lurking in the doorway. “Uh,” she says. “I have my final paper.”

Newton slides to his feet. “See you,” he says, and--with a wink, the bastard--breezes past her.

Newton makes it his bloody job to make sure Hermann’s students catch him in compromising positions after that. He tails him to class every morning and bids him farewell with far-too flirty I’ll miss yous, waits until Hermann has a student with him before he brings him his daily coffee, even once--to Hermann’s horror--grabs his hands in the middle of the quad and breathes on them with a oh, honey, you’re so cold! as a gaggle of their students speed past. He’s getting a kick out of, predictably. (“It’s fun being the center of gossip. Like we’re tragic star-crossed lovers or something,” he says. “Okay, I am kinda offended about the wife thing, though, like--”) Hermann, not so much.

“Tomorrow, Newton,” Hermann announces as they prepare for bed one night, elbows bumping at the sink as Newton brushes his teeth and Hermann puts on a face mask. (He likes how it makes his skin feel, so sue him, and Newton always rubs their cheeks together afterwards and coos about how soft he is and how good he smells.) “Tomorrow I tell them.”

“Fair,” Newton says. “At least be dramatic about it. Announce that I’m the love of your life and you’ll die without me, or something.”

“I’m not going to do that,” Hermann says.

Newton pouts.

“Though I suppose it is true, to a degree...”

“Aw, honey,” Newton says, and gives him a toothpaste-messy kiss, to his disgust (and delight).

Hermann shows up for class the next day to a host of scrutinizing looks and lingering stares on his wedding ring. The girl who came upon the two of them in Hermann’s office, predictably, told everyone.

“Are you married, Dr. Gottlieb?” someone asks. 

Hermann folds up his coat and lays it across the podium before answering. “I am,” he says. “To Dr. Geiszler. Sorry to disappoint.” He turns away before he can see his class’s reactions, but he’s unable to keep himself from smirking a bit.

Newton does not stop flirting outrageously every chance he gets, but Hermann can’t find he minds it.

[jejublr]

Super!Mingyu

A/N: Hi guys~ This is my first AU! This was inspired by posts by other amazing writers and prompts so I decided to make a bunch of them. This one is a mash between Best Friend!AU and Super!AU and is quite long so buckle up! Be sure to be on the lookout for upcoming Super!Seventeen posts and thank you for reading! Enjoy! :D

P.S. Many fart jokes. Mentions of gummy bears. 

 lmao ok where do we even start with this guy

You've basically known Mingyu from kindergarten

He's a pretty low key kid tbh, you never would've thought he's a super

So the story starts when one day, in kindergarten, in the middle of the finger painting class, you farted ya it's gross, get over it. Kids only eat, sleep poop and cry while farting inbetween.

So you’re kind of the silent-killer type of farter ok aka no sound but deadly

There's another kid in class who's infamous for having farting episodes 

So the whole class plus the teacher was like "ugh not again Kevin wstg we have enough of ur sh**" and are accusing him of this crime poor Kevin

Nobody suspected it was you ('sorry Kevin')

B U T  T H E N

You feel a tap on your shoulder and turned around to see this one kid with a bad haircut and trail of snot on his face

And you can't help but zone in until he said

"I know it's you"

Lol you’re f***ed.

Your know you gotta do something before he reports you to the teacher and you can’t have your entire kindergarten career and reputation just crumble into dust over a fart 

So what did you do?

"I'll share my gummy bears with you but you will n e v e r tell a soul"

"Ok" 

Well that was easy

Anyways

From that day on Snotty aka Kim Mingyu follows you around like a lost puppy and sits with you during snack time for the sake of gummy bears kid knows his priorities

Everytime you won’t share your candies with him, he blackmails you by threatening to tell the teacher that it was you who farted that One Faithful Day

You kinda regretted it now that you have to sacrifice your gummy bears but h e y, better than getting your reputation ruined and get called Ms. Fartsfor the rest of kindergarten amirite?

So fast forward to elementary school

Surprise surprise you're going to the same school as Mingyu 

He still follows you around btw

Also, you outgrew him so you call him Shorty now instead of Snotty

“How’s the air down there, Shorty?”

“Walk in traffic, Y/N”

Still asks for gummy bears during lunch period

Tbh it's getting annoying at this point bc whenever you whip up your lunch bag he'd go nuts

"Is that spaghetti I smell?”

“Bring your own lunch, Mingyu.”

But then it starts to happen every time

He'll know what you bring for lunch even before you unbox it

You're getting suspicious

Is he half dog or something? How does he even know?

And then things get weirder

So basically Mingyu becomes the class guard aka that kid that stands in front of the classroom when there's no teacher to inform the class when the teacher is coming

People starts complaining because Mingyu would come in and be like "The teacher's coming ! !" but there's nobody in the hallway?? so Mingyu pls explain???

"No I swear! She's coming!!!"

Ofc nobody believed him and the class was in utter chaos when the teacher finally came in

"Mingyu, how did you know?"

"I heard her walking" 

And you're like "lol what"

Anyways

He also becomes that annoying kid in class 

He'll say that the class is too hot/too cold when it's totally fine?? 

And when a teacher raises their voice he'd cover his ears

Also there was a time during a math test you and thought that you were going to ace the test because you're top in class at least in elementary school if you’re bad at it lmao but surprise surprise Mingyu aced it too

But later during the day he comes up to you and apologized and said that he copied your paper

And you're like ???? 

"Mingyu you sit two seats behind me how is that even possible???"

 He'll be the first to know when it's pizza day ("I can smell the pizza lol")

But brings his own lunch to school

Claims that the cafeteria food smells and tastes weird

he never eats the food from school bc he claims that it smells weird and because he’s a picky eater

But basically Mingyu is physically hypersensitive to everything and people think he's just whiny and annoying so the only friend he got is you

So you kinda took pity in him and you started to enjoy his company anyways so you let him hang around

 As long as he has his hand sanitizer with him at all times

 Fast fast forward to middle school 

Yayy time for puberty and hormones! fun fun fun 

Except it isn't fun

Puberty is as fun for supers as it is for normal teenagers

It’s terrible enough to suddenly have a bazillion of zits appearing on your formerly-smooth face

But the fact that Shorty had a major growth spurt over the summer and is basically a f***ing tree now 

“Who’s short now, Y/N?”

And brags about it every time he has the chance

It’s also around this time that Mingyu has been acting even stranger

He’s easily distracted by a background noise, even if others don’t seem to hear it

He’d jump right out of his seat whenever the bell rings or any loud noises really 

At one point, a teacher got so angry and started shouting and when you looked at Mingyu he’s cowering in his seat with his hands low key on his ears, wincing every time the teacher raised their voice

He also becomes more secluded

Leaves the classes right after the bell rings, decided to take his lunch to a more quieter place under a tree at the school yard, avoids group projects..

You’re really concerned for him although you’re a bit hurt that he seemed like he’s keeping something from you

So you decided to ask him one day

"Mingyu are you ok? Is there something you're not telling me?"

"Hahaha w-what makes u say that" 

You gave him a pointed look and it's scary and he got reminded that time during elementary school you bit Sarah in the arm for cutting the queue

If that's what ppl get for cutting your queue then what would happen if you find out that he's different

He’s scared that the only person he’s been friends with for years would abandon him when they finally realize that he’s a freak

At that point of time, he just wishes that he could be like the other kids

But he also remembers that you've been there for him after all these times

You (kinda) tolerated all the times he sneezed in your hair 

“One more time, Mingyu and I will cut you.”

And the times he broke your toys after not realizing his own strength 

Also that dark time during elementary school when Danielle and her group of friends verbally bullied him for being “weird” and “different”

You stood up to them for him

You got yourself suspended and your parents called for punching the bullies in the face

That night you came to his house with a bag full of gummy bears and both of your favorite movies and you guys just hung out in his room

That when you said “Mingyu, I know you can’t even hurt a fly so if you need me to punch someone in the face I will”

Wow when did you become such a violent kid

But he knows it’s just your way of saying “I’ll always be there if you need me”

And honestly, you're already a knight in shining armor to him the second you broke Danielle Davis’s nose

So he decided to tell you

How he knows what you’ll have for lunch

Why he’s so distracted all the time

And why he’s such a sensitive kid

He has heightened senses

*silence ensues*

He can’t help but starts to sweat as you stare at him, unblinkingly 

He wanted to strangle you, to force you to talk, to just say something

And then you do

“Wait ok so in kindergarten, you knew it was me who farted because of your super senses?”

lol. ded.

He just looked at you disappointedly “Seriously, Y/N, that’s the first thing that pops into your mind?”

“Well I’m sorry I can’t help it. But really can you really tell who farts in class. Also I’m really sorry for you, dude, smelling farts in HD must’ve suck.”

Ok but you’re kinda offended and sad why he kept it away from you for such a long time but soon realizes that people are judgmental jerks who’d just label Mingyu as an outcast if they find out

But basically, Mingyu is super duper relieved that you’re totally cool with it and you guys moved on from it

Fast forward to high school

*Achievement Unlocked: You got an S/O*

It’s not Mingyu ok

You met your S/O the first day of high school

They’re really sweet and caring and overall a nice person

Mingyu was more skeptical and protective when you first started to date but took the backseat when he realized that you can take care of yourself (lol remember Sarah and Danielle?)

Cheers you on your relationship and becomes your confidante and go-to person to talk about your relationship

He doesn't mind at all.

He’s just happy that you’re happy what a cinnamon roll ;A;

Until one day he saw your s/o at the mall, hanging out with some girl he doesn’t recognize

They seemed pretty close and their arm would ever so often casually hangs on the girl’s shoulder

Mingyu’s general perception of your s/o has been good so far so although he was kinda surprised to see them hanging out with a girl that’s not you, he just thought that she might be their close friend or a family member or something so he brushed it off

He checked with his superhuman hearing and it’s not like they’re talking about anything suspicious or anything

But Mingyu being Mingyu, he was curious and wanted to look out over you

So he figured, if your s/o was up to no good, he’d have to find out himself

So he began to stalk investigate your s/o

You kinda picked up and would jokingly said “Don’t you dare steal them from me” and he’ll be like “No, no its not like that!” (lmao also he wouldn't dare ofc)

But then Mingyu found out that your s/o has in fact, been cheating behind your back with a girl from school

He’s so surprised and more importantly, enraged that they would even do that to you

What have you ever done to deserve such trash of an s/o??? You deserved to be served and taken care of like royalty

That evening he went to your house to break the news to you

“Y/N, I have something to tell you”

You don’t believe him. You don't want to believe him.

Your s/o has been such a caring and thoughtful person. They wouldn’t do that to you right?? 

So you do what you thought was right.

You got angry and told Mingyu that he was just being jealous, that he’s just mad that you now hang out with someone else. You told him to make some friends so he can get over it.

Mingyu got even angrier over the fact that you chose to defend your s/o and is hurt that you wouldn’t believe him, your best friend

But at that exact moment he also had an epiphany

He was jealous

He was sad that you now have someone else to hang out with

He was sad over the fact that you might drift away after all these years

He also realized that he cares so much about you

So so much that maybe it’s not the friendly kind of caring anymore

He realized that after all this time, he might be in love with his best friend

But he’s so angry so he decided to storm off and have you find out yourself, knowing how stubborn you can be

You don’t talk for the next few weeks 

He decided to avoid you completely and would change seats if you’re in the same class as him. He wouldn’t even spare you a glance in the hallways

You sit alone at lunch, with nobody to eat your gummy bears

This is the first time you guys had a fight this big

One day, during class, you decided you had enough and you made a mad dash out of the classroom to find Mingyu and tell him you were sorry (Teacher: kids these days smh.)

Otw there, you passed the janitor’s closet and heard some noise

You decided to be a snitch and took a peek

And there they were, your s/o and a girl, making out in the small cramped space, unaware that you're watching

At that moment, all you can feel is your heartbreaking

You feel tears well up in your eyes, your body grows rigid and cold

You felt so so betrayed and lost that you don't even have the energy to barge up to them and beat them yourselves

So you took a detour to the nurse’s office, your mission long forgotten

You laid down on a cot for a good half-an-hour before you heard the curtain being opened and at first you thought it was the nurse who decided to kick you out but then you felt a large hand brushing the top of your head ever so gently

And by God, nobody was allowed to do that to you except for

“Y//N, I came as soon as class is over, are you feeling ok?”

You looked up and there he was, looking at you with concern and yet with the softest face

And it felt so sincere that you broke down completely in front of him

He just held you as you cried into his shirt, blabbering nonsense and being a snotty mess

When you were much better, you told him what happened

And then he had a look in his eyes

He kissed your forehead and just left 

You’re confused because Mingyu?? what are you doing m8???

You didn't heard from him until later in the afternoon

He got suspended

For punching your s/o smack in the face

You didn’t know what to do. Should you thank him??? be concerned???

Since when did he become so violent?

lmao he learned from you

But later in the evening, you came to his house, a bag of gummy bears in one hand and your favorite movies in the other

Neither of you said anything at first. You didn't need to.

You both just climbed up his bed and started eating and watching the movies

Halfway through the movie, you glanced up at him

“Thank you”

He didn't take his eyes off the screen “He deserved it. Should’ve know what was coming for him.”

You’re not satisfied so you sat up and took his face in your hands and his eyes finally finally met yours

And oh how lovely you looked in you sweatpants and oversized t-shirt, and yeah looking up kinda hurts his eyes because of the light but it’s casting a soft halo around you and when he met your gaze, it’s fierce and determined

Your eyes are still a bit red and puffy from all the crying earlier but to him, at this very moment, you're perfect.

You said “I’m sorry for not listening to you. I’m sorry for being such a jerk. I’m sorry for saying those hurtful things to you-”

But he cuts you off, his lips ascending onto yours into slow searing kiss

You lost your train of thoughts and while you thought that he’s the one with the heightened senses here, at that very moment it’s as if you had it too

Everything felt so warm and you don’t even know whether it’s from the close proximity, your body heat or the room. Your heart went overdrive and you're scared that he might hear it He totally could

But most of all, it felt right

You know maybe you should’ve been aghast or the very least, disgusted, that you’re actually kissing your own best friend but it doesn’t feel like that with Mingyu

You can feel all his emotions in that one kiss and nothing ever felt so sincere and so warm

You didn't know but at that very moment, Mingyu was experiencing the exact things, although everything is thrice more intense

After what felt like an eternity, he finally pulled away and there you are, gazing into each others eyes, breathing fast, cheeks flushed

“I’m sorry I did that.. and no! before you kill me, you’re just the most beautiful person I’ve ever met and you deserve someone who can see that and appreciate you and take care of you with all his hea-” he said before you pulled him up for another kiss

“I love you, too, you giant idiot.”

And at that very moment, you realize that after all, you might been in love with him

You remembered the kid with the weird haircut and snotty nose who caught you farting back in kindergarten and thought: “Who would’ve thought?

[imagine-this-hq]

heyyy you ~ firstly i wanted to say that I love your blog, you're doing an amazing job ~ Can I request a HC where the captains (Oikawa, Kuroo, Terushima, Bokuto) + Akaashi + Tendou get really drunk in front of their S/O ? Thank you ~

I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE OUT A DRUNK HC BUT I NEVER REALLY GOT THE CHANCE BC I’VE ONLY JUST FOUND THIS REQUEST ROTTING IN THE INBOX I’M DOING IT…. please understand that I have no intention of drinking or getting drunk haha I just… NO hahaha ~ Dree

Oikawa:

C L I N G Y AF

but don’t tell him that bc really??? he will sob into your chest saying how you don’t love him anymore

he’s kinda really amusing for the first half hour in that state

but

L I K E

he gets extremely all up in your space it’s illegal

but it’s also kinda amusing still bc he talks about so much random stuff it’s kinda hard keeping up with the conversation

“Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe, I need a hug!!!! Just one? Wha- n- no?! Do you not love me anymore?! I can’t beli- OH MY GLOB, [Y/N]-CHAN!!! YOU’RE SO SQUISHY YOU’RE LIKE A HUGE BED!!!”

Kuroo:

You wouldn’t even notice he was drunk… he doesn’t slur his words, he’s still as cunning and manipulative as ever

but when he walks….. hoooo boy

it’s like watching an enraged bull shopping in a china store

he bumps into anything and everything: that table, the stage, that bar, that bouncer

he once bumped into a lady and sent the two of them sprawling on the floor… there was a small scuffle and the lady’s boyfriend didn’t particularly like your boy on his girl

thankfully, the lady was kind enough to let Kuroo go considering he had just tumbled into the fish tank right after…

“Oh gawd! Am I dead? Well, hello there, Kitten. Normally, you’d be the one who’s wet but, sure, we can switch things up sometimes.”

Terushima:

frick fracking sweetheart gave me a hard time

deep drunk

he’s in soooooo deep nobody can reach him

he asks the most random questions which might make sense sometimes… most of the time though, he does NOT

he’s so deep with his questions everyone wants him 6 ft underneath

everyone knows they don’t make sense… Everyone knows they shouldn’t even listen to him… But the questions are all so legit that it makes them think

now I may have never touched a drink before there was that one glass of wine I held onto for 4 hours… I took a sip but that’s it but my friends have told me it isn’t fun if you think when you’re drunk… They’re a bit amusing to watch tbh

everyone is clutching on to their heads as they try to understand his question while Terushima just keeps spouting out more questions in the background

Of course, your title of s/o gives you the great privilege of having to put up with his unending blabber

“If you were in America and I stay here… And the world ends today… Would I have been a day older than you?!”

Bokuto:forgive me but from this point onward I am writing on my phone so I don’t know how short the hcs are

HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY DRUNK

He will laugh at anything and everything haha

that guy’s pants were yanked down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA did that person just burp? OMG THEY BURPED!!! HAHAHAHA is that Hinata? HAHAHAHA KAGEYAMA TOSSED HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!!!

there was this one time you two were watching a movie and you don’t know why you allowed him to drink… He was laughing the whole time

the main character’s dog had just died and he was laughing as tears fell from his eyes like a waterfall

you were slightly disturbed and concerned

he then started maniacally shaking an unopened bottle of soft drinks and poked holes all through out it when he was satisfied

it. Was. M A D N E S S

he sobered up almost as soon as he saw you. You were

A N G E R Y

“[Y/N]!!!! LOOK I MADE A FOUNTAIN WAAAAH IT’S A SODA FOUNTAIN THE DELICIOUSNESS HAS LANDED”

Akaashi:

a lot of people say that Akaashi is responsible enough to not get drunk or he’s the designated driver… But life is tough

when life throws you an overly energetic overgrown 5 year old senpai, you would hang on to anything and everything that can relieve you even just for a while

he usually regrets the next morning, though… Hangover plus Bokuto’s incessant needs equals Akaashi Keiji’s own personal hell

granted, he only usually drinks when Bokuto forces him into it

so it’s up to you to take care of hungover Akaashi and Bokuto

you shouln’t really mind though since the setter is actually a very cuddly drunk and he lets you baby him when he’s hungover

an opportunity you don’t dare to pass

sometimes… He has these random moments when he doesn’t act like himself so much so that you all take a moment of silence to take in what just happened

“[Y/N]… Please hold me… This headache is killing me… [Y/N] IS BUSY TAKING CARE OF THEIR BOYFRIEND, BOKUTO-SAN GO GET YOUR OWN”

Tendou:

THIS IS THE MIRACLE GUY THAT WON’T GIVE YOU A HINT THAT HE’S PREGNANT HE’S THAT BLESSED

at first, you were so excited to see how this twistedly intriguing man is when he’s drunk

but that quickly went down the drain after his 10th shot of whiskey

you were waiting for him to ask you for help but he just ordered another round of drinks

you thought he was just a strong drinker but he told you he was very drunk that time

the only way you would know that he’s drunk is how his hands vibrate like a vibrator

“Sorry, sweetheart. But you’re not getting any secrets outta me. I’m not like those pansies that spew everything after a drop. But my hands are vibrating like crazy! Maybe you’d like to compare them with any toy you’ve got at home?”

[cultslugs-blog]

some dumb kamukoma hcs that i just have bc i can

they are. so. fucking. annoying when it comes to pda. like.............................................chill

and it's not even that much. they usually just sit really really fucking close to each other and hold hands but they do it so goddamn often that it gets annoying. sometimes ko will lean down and give kamu a smol cheek kiss.

kAMU IS FUCKING SHORTER THAN KO OKA y. HE'S. HIS ENGLISH HEIGHT. HE'S 5'8. OKAY. KO IS 5'11. LET ME HAVE THIS.

?????? they both have their anniversary fucking burned in the back of their brain like. they cannot forget. it's impossible.

and they'll go all out for it. kamu will spend like 6 hours a day at the store just trying to figure out the perfect gift ( bc no matter how he 'logically analyzes it' he keeps trying to find something better to the point where he's walking around in circles without even noticing ) and ko just piles a bunch of shit into the cart that kamu likes and drowns him in gifts and affections. and kamu isn't complaining.

kamu lowkey loves???????????? getting affection from ko. he loves being close to him. he's secretly a massive fucking sap and nobody knows it.

you'd think kamu would top but hahaha no

one time ko decided to throw caution to the wind and grabbed kamu's hand in the store and kamu. froze in the middle of the fucking deli isle. he coudln't move. it took him like 5 minutes until he was able to actually function again. 'kamukura.exe has stopped working' is fucking right.

any time kamu blushes its. bc of ko. and its just really small and barely noticeable but ko picks up on it and just mentally freaks bc 'holy shit h ei s  bl su ghi n a L ERT aLA aERT'

there was one specific time where they were having sex on the hood of ko's car and souda. saw them and tried to take a picture bUT THE FLASH ON HIS PNHONE WENT OFF AND SOUDA SCREAMED AND KAMU NEARLY FUCKING BOLTED OVER TO SNAP HIS NECK BUTT NAKED.

komaeda once used 77% of his savings to buy 125 hermit crabs and kamu came home and was..............................................so utterly con fu se d and after one died he just bought more so kamu had to resort to buying him a cat and the hermit crab obsession stopped.

kamu wears. ko's clothes. all the fucking time. sometimes he'll say it was an accident and he didn't pay attention ( which is the most bullshit answer possible ) but ko knows kamu likes wearing his shit so he just lets him.

the first time kamu smiled is bc ko just randomly went 'ilu' during one of their post-sad cuddle sessions and he just. looked at him and smiled v small and said 'ilut' anD KO GOT SO EXCITED AND HYPED BC. HE MADE SMILE. AND HE toL D K OHE LVOED HIm. AND He Can AN OT????

kamu gets. so pissed. about the term 'skype sex'. every time ko even brings it up he rants about it for like 2 hours straight and the only thing ko can do is gently pat his back and hope it calms him down bc he goes on an angry tangent and it's pretty hilarious to anyone else but ko just wants skype sex let this boy live

its so ridiculous tbh

one time in their group text everybody was talking about bands and mukuro's autocorrect happened and 'panic! at the disco' became 'panic! at the discount' and nobody would stop fucking joking about it. it went on for fucking ever. kamu choked on a milkshake when ko brought it up in private since hes too cool to show emotion anywhere else.

seriously. nobody understands???? like everybody figures that kamu is just using ko and that he'll throw him out the minute he gets bored with him but??????????????? no kamu is fucking head over heels for this boy he's so ridiculously smitten he needs help. i mean ko is also insanely smitten but hOLY SHIT KAMU HOW DID YOU FALL IN LOVE SO HARD.

at first kamu had some serious trouble with understanding how he felt for komaeda. like, he couldn't sleep for about a week, it bothered him that much. bc it happened gradually and the feeling started off super lowkey and then just started to take over his entire thought process. every time ko would walk into the room the analytic bullshit that was constantly running over his mind would just. come to a screeching hault and he never knew why

until he actually sat himself down and thought about it for like an hour

and then he was just like 'holy shit im in love iwth komaeda'

and it's not unreasonable either because ko was????? and is very nice to kamu and actually treated him like a living, breathing, sentient human being instead of a tool that needed to be use to administer some artificial hope into humanity so??????????????????? kamu just kinda. lost it. ko stole this presumeably emotionless genetic experiment's heart and kamu didn't really know how to deal with the fact that he'd lowered his guard so far as to allow himself to fall in love

another thing was that he knew ko loved him back ( that was literally so fucking obvious it hu r t ) but when going to confess to him he couldn't help but fear rejection and kAMU DIDNT. EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT PART. HE WAS A BIG BALL OF AN EMOTIONAL MESS.

but i mean their confession ended with a cuddling and kissing sessiona nd it was stupid and fluffy help them.

kamu will sometimes just. sit on ko’s lap. he won’t even say anything, and will look completely emotionless, and just sit there. usually ko knows that this is kamu’s way of saying he wants affection but if he doesn’t react quick enough kamu will turn around and snuggle him. and ko usually lets kamu be the little spoon ( who am i kidding kamu is always the little spoon ) and it’s p much just.......,,gay??

[askmyboys]

Vinny

Name: He was never given a name, buut if he were to escape out into the real world... he'd want to go by.... Vinny | Gender: Male | Species/Race: Glitch/Virus Demon (he's p much three things in one bc I decided to spice it up a lil bit) | Age: He doesn't really have an age either tbh | Height: 7'9" | Eye Color: See his eyes are a complex thing... his eyes can change variously, some seem more... complex than others- 1: He has all that coding n green in his eyes, you know like the 0s and 1s along with the green abyss in the background slowly scrolling downwards for infinity. 2: He can have a blue screen in his eyes which in HIS case isn't good. 3: and then just pure black which is the w o r s t thing possible. (as for just actual colors, it can be kinda like a stoplight in a way- except, just a regular green in this case which means things are chill essentially- its fine, yellow means he's cautious and tense, annnd red means he's angry- boutta get aggressive) | Hair Color: Shadow Black (his hair is in the style of an Extreme Spiky Quiff) | Appearance: He has one prominent suit- its got those tv color bars going down it EXCEPT they aren't as bright as actual color bars- he doesn't like overly bright colors- it messes with him, the suit also has glitches surrounding it- most people think its just part of the suit but its actually not- its a part of HIM- his pants are black and he usually wears combat boots- he has another suit he wears that just looks like pure static that has the words PLEASE STAND BY written on it which he'll pair with a matching pair of pants- the combat boots s t a y though. Aside from suits, he'll wear hoodies, leather jackets, etc- it just depends on his mood at the current moment- now he's got some more monstrous details/inhuman features... For starters, the monstrous features include him having bear trap teeth, his horns are in the shape of a bison's and they also look like color bars, he has a devil style tail that just looks like pure static, and of course he has black claws- he does have glitches that can surround him, usually the glitches and him becoming more static-y sounding are due to him getting angrier and angrier- however he does have to use a good amount of energy to keep all his glitches n stuff hidden. (oh and you know he has the circle beard n such and a few scars here and there, it seems to be mostly from fights and some look pretty severe) | Personality: I won't say he's evil and cruel, only when he's crossed will he show no mercy- if he's betrayed, a b a n d o n e d, etc- THEN shit's gonna hit the fan BUUUT we don't have time to unpack all that just yet! He's definitely a trickster, loves to pull pranks and mess with people immensely, he's been out in the actual world a few times- humans are his all time f a v e s to mess with, their reactions can be a m a z i n g! How terrified they look when they see this weird being come into their reality or when they don't even realize or know he's there, then its so much more fun- its like a ghost situation at that point makin people think their haunted which in a way they technically are! He doesn't know?? a LOT about boundaries or limits and sometimes he crosses those, ya gotta tell him otherwise it'll only get worser from there and he won't even stop to acknowledge that- he's oblivious towards some emotions and feelings (tl;dr: not evil n cruel unless provoked/betrayed, trickster who will prank n scare the living shit out of you, crosses boundaries and limits without realizing and needs to be told about it- and you better explain it properly otherwise he won't really get it, he doesn't understand a lot of emotions and feelings except for anger/fear- its mostly anger he understands a lot, he can be pretty manipulative when he wants to make a deal with a person- he feels he's gotta be in order to escape his computer-y confines) | Side Facts: He lives in this virtual-like world, waiting until someone gets his "virus" on their computer- in order to have his virus sent out, a person has to be looking up info on him and click on one specific lil site, oh they'll get details alright... S o  m a n y  d e t a i l s, hell why not have those details straight from the source- while his virus doesn't necessarily damage the computer itself, HE can do so if he desires- its usually a last resort option though in order to escape his confines- he's gotta make a deal with said person in order to get out- its essentially like a you do this for me I'll do somethin for you in return in a w a y. He's actually deathly terrified of factory resets and h e h- various other things that can totally obliterate his virus and if he's sticking around himself- oh b  o y- there's going to be... well, problems- a factory reset along with the other things- ya see- a factory reset is the equivalent to what an exorcism would feel like for a ghost, its essentially a death sentence for this glitchy virus demon and it'd be the most excruciating thing he could ever feel, he's actually almost been wiped out entirely by one before- so that's another reason to fear those things. Now he did have parents, but uh they... weren't the best- even when he was just beginning to develop they could tell he'd never amount to nothing, wouldn't ever be a strong and good virus demon, so they p much- ahem 

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Abuse mentions both physical and mental-wise, degradation, abandonment, etc

His parents abused him, his father always tried to toughen him up and would get angry and MORE violent than he already was when his son didn't want to cooperate or fight back, his mother would always verbally abuse him- constantly berating him with insults, telling him he'd never amount to a good virus demon, that he was entirely worthless, etc AND his siblings weren't any better- they picked on him and beat him up a fair amount all the time- its a wonder he even managed to last as long as he did, growing up definitely was the most difficult thing, he never REALLY learned how to properly process any emotions- he never learned how to express emotions- especially if something is bothering him immensely, he'll just ignore it or bottle it up until it gets too severe to handle anymore, expressing emotions of any kind unless anger or anything was f o r b i d d e n to his parents- happiness? sadness? D i s g u s t i n g! He should be a n g r y, vengeful, hateful, m a l i c i o u s and everything horrible in between- he should be an ultimate being of destruction since he's a virus demon and eventually his parents gave up on him entirely annnnd kicked him out, they a b a n d o n e d him and have had no contact since then, o h but only if they could see him now... he's not evil or cruel just for pure spite towards them but he IS more powerful than he ever coulda been before, s o much more powerful... he has enough power to bring a fucking world to its k n e e s- even if his weaknesses are something such powerful demons shouldn't be affected by but nonetheless, he's powerful enough or at least he thinks so- maybe... maybe his parents would be... proud of him if they saw him now, with as much power as he's gained (spoilers: they won't, he's not malicious or evil or cruel enough n so many other wrong things) ITS NOT A L L bad however tho! he can be a p dumb himbo sometimes- he doesn't understand a LOT of human things, despite being a computer-like virus demon- he actually doesn't even understand much bout the internet, he's never given it much of his attention and the things humans do, its... it can all be strange to him? So aside from pranking n being a trickster- he can be p dumb when it comes to human stuff n internet stuff- boy gotta heccin learn bout boundaries n limits and some of the things humans do so he can be MORE human like- hell he doesn't REALLY even disguise himself, why should he care if humans n stuff sees him? He's fine like he is- and besides its funny to see them react with fear! and besides its not as if they can do anything to stop him unless they forcibly get him back into a pc and try to factory reset him but NOBODY would think to do that surely hahaha... ...healsoneedstolowkey-okayHIGHKEYlearntounderstandemotionsandfeelingsohecanproperlyprocessANDunderstandhowtoletThingsoutI'll probs add or re-do stuff later? I dont think much needs to be re-done but if I find it necessary meh it'll happen for now have this wreck of a virus demon

[booksbroadwaybbc]

Hit an all time low, young and need help, I want to change. via /r/selfimprovement

Hit an all time low, young and need help, I want to change.

No sugar coating, I am saying how it is. I am coming clean. My life is completely messed up and it's all because of me. If the rest of this sounds absurd, I'm so sorry.

LONG EMOTIONAL RANT DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED. Skip to end for questions.

Long story short, I am a bad kid. I do bad things. I am a 16 year old girl. I had a privileged upbringing. I live in a good area, my parents were able to afford extra curriculars etc... Totally set up for success. What could go wrong, right? I'll tell you what went wrong. I am a waste. I wish someone else was born in my place. You know what I did to my parents? You know what I did? Confession time. I smoked weed, binge drank till I threw up (in public too, I'm horrible), bought a bunch of things on ebay with my father's paypal in ninth grade w/o premission (was cheap stuff, but still), I skip school because I feel like ass, I got kicked out the IB program I got into and NOW I am in an alternative school for degenerates. My family hates me, I don't have any friends. I am a mess because of the choices I made. Yeah I am anxious and depressed, but that's because of MY CHOICES LMFAOOO I AM A WASTE. I AM A WASTE. I AM WASTED INTELLIGENCE. I AM WASTED TALENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME. Another thing I do is push people away. I'm great at that. Especially to guys who take interest in me! They can show me so much love and affection and upon contact I immediately go cold. I play games with them unintentionally, I just feel like S H I T all the time so I ignore any out reaching hands, whether they have romantic interests or not. Because I am an I N S E C U R E shitbag :) I barely talk, I barely reciproate to people's efforts, and then I feel empty and emotionless. LOLOLOL I do this to myself. I used to blame my parents and my upbringing, but I realized I am just a self centered, insecure b*tch. I don't do anything for anyone, I am lazy, I am a liar. I violate every commandment in the bible except for having sex before marriage ( I will never be promiscuous, I hate intimacy, I don't get attached at all). I am a TRUE DEVIL, my mother was right. My parents have 100% authority and right to insult me! Call me pothead, loser, failure, they have a right to tell me to become a prostitute! Even though I've never kissed a boy, it's JUSTIFIED! You know why? YOU KNOW WHY? Because I am a loser, an IB program dropout, a fat loser. I used to be anorexic, back when I could control myself and my life. But now I AM, haha don't laugh, but I am 25 pounds OVERWEIGHT! HAHAHA you know what's even funnier?! I stopped EXERCISING! I used to be an amazing track and xc runner, but haha idk one day I just let laziness get the best of me, because I am a f**king good for nothing and it just snowballed outta control. Enough excuses, I am trying to manipulate the audience (fellow redditors) for sympathy, as my mother would say. In reality, nobody cares about each other. Reading this is probably like a doctor Phil show for you, this is probably entertaining, and I can understand, it's a fucking societal-reject ranting on an online platform. I wouldn't personally laugh, I'd be sympathetic, but people are HEARTLESS LMAOOOO NOBODY CARES EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY DO. I am such a bad kid my therapist (who I don't see anymore) told my mom (according to her, and parents never lie so I am assuming this is viable) that she agrees I am highly manipulative. I am just crazy. I feel like crazy. I feel like I could dig up my skin. I just WANT GENUINE MATERNAL OR FRATERNAL LOVE. I don't want no relationship shiz. I WISH MY FAMILY WAS functional. Oh wait, it's dysfunctional because of me LMFAOOO. Why am I complaining? I ruin everything. If I want to change, I have to change. And I have no idea where tf to start. I am on 20mg lexapro and it doesn't help. My therapist, although helpful, didn't really help because I CAN'T OPEN UP.

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Anyway, sorry for the mindless spilling of my emotions. How do I change? I am in an alternative school right now, taking two classes (Academic level Functions and Art). I have no job (parents are FRIVOLOUS bc of this). My dad destroyed my passport and my phone, so I am afraid I can't apply for a job as I don't have a number or any identification. How do I clean up my act and get people to trust me again and get friends again? How do I learn to love myself? How can I learn to ignore the haters and naysayers? How can I loose weight and curb binge eating? How do I apply for volunteer positions? How do I get my grades back?

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Sorry, and thank you sm if you read this ^^;

Submitted November 15, 2018 at 03:28AM by savemeplease22 via reddit https://ift.tt/2Q2prD2

[halees-comet]

bitch u KNOW im tellin u to do ALLLLL those questions! good luck!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my cousin at the beach2. Are you outgoing or shy? usually p shy3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my babycats when i get homeeee4. Are you easy to get along with? I like to think so5. If you were drunk, would the person you like take care of you? he has many times before6. What kind of people are you attracted to? lumberjacks7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? lol yes of course. this month is 4 years together❤8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Well considering all these questions are about nathan..9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nopeee10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my person: courtney 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Yesss”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?I’m the One - DJ Khalid, Quavo, Chance, J Biebs, Lil WayneWhere Does the Good Go- Tegan & SaraDespacito- Fonsi & Daddy YankeeAmerican Girl- Tom PettyFreaks and Geeks- Childish Gambino13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? not to be too nsfw but if you’re not pulling it, plz do not touch it14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Kindaaa15. What good thing happened this summer? I got to come home for a v long time!!16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? beeeb gonna kiss u forever❤17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Aliens r heckin real my dudes18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Hahaha no19. Do you like bubble baths? loveee em20. Do you like your neighbors? No! Too loud21. What are your bad habits? Always forgetting to clean the lint trap in the dryer, eating too many chicken nugs, using all the hot water in the shower oops22. Where would you like to travel? Italy, Greece, Mexico, Peru, make that all of latin & south america, Fiji, Thailand, Ireland, lots of places23. Do you have trust issues? o boy yess24. Favorite part of your daily routine? makeup i spose?25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? This question is ugly- working real hard to fall in love with myself so not answering26. What do you do when you wake up? Check my phoneee27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Darker plz28. Who are you most comfortable around? Nathan29. Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up? Do not converse w them30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes! Nathan put a ring on it!!31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Ok weird q but ya32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Miles Teller and Orlando Bloom. Or Cara Delevigne and Orlando Bloom.33. Spell your name with your chin. Gsbvv34. Do you play sports? No35. Would you rather live without tv or music? Tv36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? hasn’t everyone??37. What do you say during awkward silences? But ummm38. Describe your dream guy/girl? makes me laugh, better than me at math, feeds me when sad, loves to touch my butt, handles my crazy, is nice to animals and humans, lil sensitive, lil rough around the edges, wears flannel, has beard, treats me like a princess, is named nathan martin39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Lush, crystal shops, candy shops40. What do you want to do after high school? Already there.. still keepin on41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No42. If you’re being extremely quiet, what does it mean? Sad, angry, bored, anxious, stressed, uncomfortable 43. Do you smile at strangers? I try to!!44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? no thank u45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? gotta pee46. What are you paranoid about? literally everything 47. Have you ever been high? yes 48. Have you ever been drunk? yes49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? nope no sneaky bitches here50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore? tye dyeee51. Ever wished you were someone else? spent the majority of my existence doing that 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Stop being so damn insecure53. Favorite makeup brand? Maybeline?54. Favorite store? GeoCentre gift shop lol55. Favorite blog? @everlasting-daisy @peachisty @glowpathy @gardence @marigoldbub @safetea 56. Favorite color? pink!!57. Favorite food? tacos 58. Last thing you ate? cake batter and chocolate chip cookie dough frozen yogurt with cheesecake bites and cookie dough bites and lucky charms marshmellows on top!!59. First thing you ate this morning? Olive Garden60. Ever won a competition? fitting the most cheeseballs in my mouth & also eating jello through a straw the fastest61. Been suspended/expelled? nope, good noodle62. Been arrested? nope63. Ever been in love? Yessss❤❤64. Tell us the story of your first kiss. ok so i was 13 and camping w my fam and friend. we met these guys who wore slayer tshirts and talked in a fake british accent and we thought they were so cool. one night they were trying to get us to sneak out of the camper away from my parents. ended up kissing in the camper doorway (so romantic right?). his name was jason. he used too much tongue and it was gross.65. Are you hungry right now? yess bout to go get some leftover bread sticks66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? my only “friends” on tumblr i know irl67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr. I deleted my twitter69. Are you watching tv right now? noo70. Names of your bestfriends? Nathan, Courtney, Matt, Chelsea, Miranda, Tyson71. Craving something? What? A burger from A&W72. What color are your towels? blue and grey72. (There’s two 72s?) How many pillows do you sleep with? 173. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? in my place? probs 3, all from nathan when we were long distance 75. Favorite animal? BELUGA WHALE76. What color is your underwear? light blue77. Chocolate or Vanilla? strawberry 78. Favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate chip cookie dough 79. What color shirt are you wearing? black80. What color pants? maroon81. Favorite tv show? Catfish82. Favorite movie? Armageddon, the Sandlot, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Tangled, Anastasia83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? ok obv the first one84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls 85. Favorite Character from Mean Girls? Karen86. Favorite Character from Finding Nemo? the starfish guy87. First person you talked to today? my daddd88. Last person you talked to today? Nathan89. Name a person you hate? Trump90. Name a person you love? HI MATTTTT91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? nooo92. In a fight with someone? nooo chill93. How many sweatpants do you have? like 3 pairs?94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Like 5? I dunno95. Last movie you watched? the new Beauty and the Beast!💖96. Favorite actress? Shailene Woodley, Aubrey Plaza, Anne Hathaway, Emma Watson? I dunno97. Favorite actor? Orlando Bloom, Miles Teller,   Josh Hutcherson? I dunnooo98. Do you tan a lot? only when i go home in the summer99. Have any pets? two cats and a fish100. How are you feeling? sleeepy101. Do you type fast? on a computer102. Do you regret anything from your past? no ragrets103. Can you spell well? I am an english major soooo104. Do you miss anyone from your past? no one that’s still living105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yesss106. Ever broken someone’s heart? probably not 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yeee108. What should you be doing? sleeping109. Is something irritating you right now? nah110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes bc he was abusive??111. Do you have trust issues? p sure i already answered this… yes112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? only really let myself be vulnerable in front of nathan113. What was your childhood nickname? Hale-bale114. Have you ever been out of your state? I live in Canada now so yes115. Do you play the Wii? LOL what a strange question also no116. Are you listening to music right now? nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? heck yeah118. Do you like Chinese food? UM YES119. Favorite book? East of Eden 120. Are you afraid of the dark? not really 121. Are you mean? I hope not???122. Is cheating ever okay? NO123. Can you keep white shoes clean? unlikely 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? sure125. Do you believe in true love? Absolutely!126. Are you currently bored? nah127. What makes you happy? sunny days, trees, flowers, crystals, disney movies, my cats, baths, ice cream, chocolate, babe, my family and pals, good hair days, wine, campfires128. Would you change your name? nah129. What’s your zodiac sign? Capricorn130. Do you like Subway? nah131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? remind them of my relationship 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? repeat q133. Favorite lyrics right now? “Body like a back road, drivin��� with my eyes closed, I know every curve like the back of my hand”134. Can you count to one million? Ok but i obviously won’t 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Ummmmmm idk I’m a bad liar136. Do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed137. How tall are you? Around 5'4"138. Curly or straight hair? naturally p straight 139. Brunette or blonde? depends on the season 140. Summer or Winter? summer>>>>>141. Night or day? Both142. Favorite month? December 143. Are you a vegetarian? I was for like 8 years 144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk145. Tea or coffee? Teaaaaa146. Was today a good day? yes😄147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers 148. What’s your favorite quote? “nothing in nature blooms all year, be patient with yourself”149. Do you believe in ghosts? heck yeah150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on the page? “I don’t know that I want to wait for Christmas…”

[bwicblog]

EE: Wheeew, ånyone else feeling the recent heåtwåve?

EE: I just wånnå weår tånk-tops ålreådy but I cån't, so i'm DYING

ID: fuck the heat. seriously i traveled out of the desert to just end up in a muggier hot hellpit.

EE: Ugh muggy is even worse EE: So får the heåt here hås been dry, but I know we're in for å night of humidity ånd I dreåd it!!!

ID: it's like being in some giant's sweaty armpit around here. =:I definitely take dry heat any day.

EE: Omg, truuuueeeee

ID: ...fuck why didn't i think of that.

ID: you're a genius, uh.

ID: ...whatever your name is.

EE: Båsill!

ID: basill then. you're a genius.

EE: å genius tråpped in å not-cold-enough office TToTT

ID: complain to the boss about getting a better ac. that's something you can do, right? i've never worked in an office. you are working there. right? and just. slacking off talking to a chatroom?

EE: I åm the boss :'( EE: I'm on my lunch breåk

EE: ånd the åir works fine, but everyone else gets cold ånd complåins

AA: A N D R O U N D O N E B E G I N S.

AA: haha, j/k, they'rne fucking w/ each othern rnight now.

AA: fyi, loserns, name's siparna and i am yrn friendly neighornbornhood brnokern forn tonight! AA: pls place yrn bets now on if you think scrnuffy ass jade is gonna win, orn bighorns mcgee. AA: caegarns, beetles and chip trnansferns arne A L L accepted. >:}

AC: Ø .u. phew, I don't want to miss it Ø

SA: i believe in hadean.

AC: Ø .n. I don't want to bet against Emerel but I feel like it'd be mean to bet against Hadean too Ø

SA: I put all the money in my pocket on Hadean.

SA: which is a large amount, apparently.

SA: I will be seated on a different part of the stands, by the way.

EE: I'm not much of å gåmbling gål

AA: lmfao, phern's not paying attention, maidel. AA: he's too busy seething and wrninging his mitts in the stands. >:P

AA: you can T O T E S bet on whoevern you want.

AA: and wait, prni, wherne arne you sitting?? AA: come sit w/ us!!

AC: Ø .u.! yes! I'm with Sipara Ø

AC: Ø On the sitting with us thing Ø

EE: Go sit with them, it's good to måke friends!

SA: but we're using text to chat anyways...

AC: Ø and pfft. .u. that's true, Sipara, but Emerel might backread and he would never forgive me if I bet against him Ø

AA: and ee, yrn lame and that's fucking ternrnible. AA: wtf's the point of having blue cash if you ain't gonna flash?

AC: Ø bragging rights? .u. Ø

EE: I håve bills to påy :(

AA: and we arneee, prni, but, like. AA: if you sit overn herne, you can sharne ourn F O O D.

SA: ...

SA: okay, i will come.

AA: fuck yrn bills. AA: who needs bills? AA: go sleep in a

SA: wait a moment. I will find you.

AA: Y E S S S

EE: ånd I owe PP å nice lunch bc låst time I took å bet I lost

AC: Ø ouo!!! Ø

SA: here i am. feed e.

SA: love me marginally less.

AP: My money's on the red guy.

AP: Please make him less pretty, red guy.

EE: Shoot, lunch is over :'( EE: Hope the fight goes well

AA: y, y. dnw abt my hearnt level, brnah, we arne thrnowing food into you until we rnaise Y RN S. AA: rned hearnt orn fucking bust. >:}

AA: and aww, ty. AA: it will.

AA: i mean, not forn emernel, lmao.

AA: >:}

VA: Hey

VA: I fŏrgŏT T'say, buT i'm aT The faire righT nŏw

AA: !!!

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: come see the fight!!

VA: ŏk, where ya aT?

AA: we'rne up in the AA: uh, bottom rnow, by the gate. >:}

VA: I'll head ŏver Then

VA: And I'm gŏnna say iT nŏw. VA: I am nŏT wearing a cŏsTume, sŏ yŏu're jusT gŏnna lŏŏk like an ass if yŏu Tell me hŏw "auThenTic" ŏr "rusTic" I lŏŏk

AC: Ø .n. I hope nobody does that! Though...most people are dressed up pretty fancy, hopefully not? Ø

AA: lmfao. AA: y, y, we will rmemebern. you arne always abt that 24/7 cosplay life. >:}

VA: ŏhhh my gŏd

VA: A Tunic dŏesn'T mean cŏsTume

SA: to some people it is.

SA: I don't think anyone will, though, AC.

VA: They're cŏmfy

VA: I Think I see yŏu guys

AP: It depends on who you ask. AP: A tunic is a costume piece, at least.

AP: Maidel, are you here?

AP: A ...very sparkly seadweller bought most of my stock, but I saved you a few things.

AA: n, she's watching the fight, dude, keep up.

AP: I'd like her to answer that, thank you.

AA: lmfao, 'kay, enjoy yrn rnesponse in the next thirnty.

AP: I will.

AA: a~and looks like they'rne actually.. mb.. gonna stop shit-talking and starnt fighting. AA: gee whiz. AA: ... n, false alarnm, still gabbing.

AA: booooooooo.

SS: (Oh em gee, the natterin's the best part, pal!)

SS: (Why you gotta be a killjoy?)

AC: Ø I am! I'm talking to a lot of people though. .u. Ø

AC: Ø but ooh! thank you Ø

AC: Ø ...oh, I think I see Gliese talking to that seadweller Ø

AC: Ø Huh Ø

AA: dude, n, shhhh. AA: say hern name thrnee times and she'll pop out of the ethern to bug us!!

AP: Gliese, Gliese, Gliese.

AA: jokes on you, dude, gotta have hern last name in therne, too. AA: but good trny, herne's a starn forn effornt. https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.13056045.3033/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg

SA: that star makes me angry.

SA: Look at it.

SA: It can't even try itself.

AP: I think that's a good star.

AA: awww. AA: chillax, brnah. AA: let me, like, ftfy.

AA: http://i.imgur.com/cGIay9e.png

AC: Ø I...don't think so, she looks pretty busy with that seadweller. And pffft. Those are some sad stars. Ø

VA: This is jusT awful

SS: (Sipa, negl... http://i.imgur.com/iRDM4n8.png )

AA: oh my god.

AA: O H M Y G O D.

AA: y. amazing. a+. prni will fucking love it.

VA: WhaT dŏes iT say?

SS: ( http://i.imgur.com/I4Ktcaf.jpg )

AA: but also, considern. AA: https://68.media.tumblr.com/8e2668725f5bdbf4a68f95a179462600/tumblr_inline_nxkqgwmYFJ1tn0tli_540.png

AC: Ø these are some rude stars, my goodness Ø

AA: which one, vatty?? >:}

VA: Dŏ nŏT

LL: ( http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/325/925/ca7.png )

AAA: don'tcha see how darnk they arne, maidel? AA: this is what happens when you don't have a pale, dude.

SS: ( https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTg6TYtpdVKWz85f1ZkRS2TamK5gQDIQPIrh62UQrNgl9Kr_C4 )

VA: And any ŏf The picTures hŏnesTly, I can'T read a single ŏne

AA: yrn language gets | Positively | Drneadful | >:P

AC: Ø ... .u. I have no idea what my not having a pale has to - PFFF Ø

AC: Ø Oh now I get it Ø

AA: >:}}}}}}}}}

AC: Ø Don't worry, Vatrra, they don't say anything important. Ø

AC: Ø Sipara's just being silly. Along with SS. Ø

VA: Sŏunds dangerŏus

AC: Ø the stars can't hurt you, only insult you umu Ø

AC: Ø they're just sad and mean Ø

VA: I meanT Sipara being silly

AC: Ø OH, hahaha Ø

AA: http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2013/02/man_file_1042548_3dc.png

AA: >:}

AA: okay, okay, enough starns. AA: we want nemorne, therne's lals fucking head herne.

AA: he's got, like, what...

AA: five horns herne.

AA: that's prnactically enough forn a starn. >:P

SS: (Nah, pal, don't you remember? Last time you checked, I have eight. (\eue/) )

VA: Hŏly shiT

AA: y, well, that's bc i counted beforne i snatched 'em off, duh.

AA: c'merne and i'll snatch the rnest of 'em, too. >:}

AC: Ø but Sipara, we're already about to watch a fight .u. Ø

AC: Ø I'm sure they can make space in the ring for that one later. Ø

SS: (Also, like, I totes can't fight. (\qnq/) It'd up and mess up the face you made me. Too bad, totes sad, mb next time. (\unu/) )

AA: well, shit, i didn't sprnay you w/ sealant, did i?? AA: gdi. >:{

AA: w/e, w/e, we'll fight L A T E RN, obvs.

SS: (Insert obnoxiously unsubtle fist pump at my narrow escape from certain death.)

AC: Ø huzzaaaaaah ouo Ø

AA: help, help, i'm being smotherned by a woolbeast.

VA: Happens sŏmeTimes

AA: >:"{

VA: Cry all yŏu wanT, ThaT's yŏur lŏT in life nŏw

VA: An armchair

AA: wherne the fucks' yrn rnusty solidarnity? herne i am, being, like, supern crnuelly C U L L E D in frnont of yrn verny own gandernbulbs, and yrn like. AA: trnoll darnth vadern. all stoic and shit. THIS IS YOUR LOT IN LIFE. AA: CRY ALL YOU WANT.

AA: well, jsyk, i am fucking weeping. AA: you just can't see it b/c my faces bein' eaten by hairn.

VA: Dŏ yŏu see hŏw much hair I have?

VA: I am nŏT sympaTheTic Tŏ yŏur siTuaTiŏn

VA: AT leasT yŏu have sŏmewhere cŏmfy Tŏ die, ThaT's nŏT sŏ bad righT?

SS: (Nm, I take it back! Pheres can up and help me defeat Sipa, she's clearly no match for us.)

AA: wtf is this trneacherny??

AA: someone narnrnate the fight forn me, i can't see shi.t

AA: shit.

AA: ffs.

SS: (It ain't treachery, it's tactics.)

AC: Ø They haven't come to blows yet but they're both holding out their weapons at each other. Ø

SS: (LOL. I'll be your oculars, pal. (\eue/) )

AC: Ø Probably not long now. Ø

SA: it is very disappointing.

AA: lmfao. AA: y, get the fuck down therne, lal. AA: be my seeing eye trnoll.

SA: I wish they would just get to the quick.

VA: Me Tŏŏ

AA: you and me both, prni.

AA: and v.

AA: wherne's the blood??

AC: Ø In the future. .u. Ø

AA: , , . n .

AC: Ø .M. Ø

AA: ònó

AC: Ø hahaha Ø

AC: Ø that's a great face Ø

AA: i am helping you make yrn emojis GRN8, dude. >:P

VA: -M-

VA: Was ThaT an emŏji

AA: omg, yes.

AA: gj, gj. >:D

AC: Ø that was a great emoji ^m^ Ø

SA: Oh, there they finally go.

SA: a miracle.

AC: Ø Red vs. green, dun dun dunnnn Ø

SA: the battle of ugly christmas colors.

AC: Ø Prisma, oh my god Ø

AC: Ø ...not wrong though .m. Ø

SA: are they not--

SA: see.

AC: Ø I feel _bad_ calling Em an ugly christmas color but .m. Ø

AC: Ø I mean Ø

AA: hey, girnl, don't feel bad forn telling the trnuth. >:}

AC: Ø .m. I mean he's not an ugly christmas color but. it is kind of funny in that context. Ø

AC: Ø ... .n. I hope he doesn't read this and get mad Ø

AC: Ø I mean, I'm green too, I can't really talk Ø

SA: yes but your green is more tolerable.

AC: Ø Em's chrome is nice...I mean, jade is better than olive. but. that's really nice of you to say!...I'm conflicted. .n. Ø

SA: embrace it. who cares what emerel feels about it.

AC: Ø .n. he's my friend Ø

AC: Ø I don't want to upset him Ø

SA: everyone here makes fun of everyone else.

SA: I dont think they will mind.

AC: Ø .n. I try not to though. I always feel bad. Ø

AC: Ø I don't mind if people make fun of me but I always worry about hurting someone. Ø

AA: giiiiiirnl. boy. bb.

AA: em dgaf.

AA: prnomise. >:}

AC: Ø ... .m. how long have you known him Sipara? Ø

AA: dude, have you hearnd phernes talk abt him??

AA: haven't even met him, and i feel like I'M the one quadded to the guy by now. >:P

AC: Ø Sometimes! Ø

AC: Ø Pfffff Ø

AC: Ø he's so tall, I think you'd have to like, get on a stepstool .m. Ø

AC: Ø ...though he's not nearly as tall as Riccin I guess Ø

AC: Ø I don't know _anyone_ as tall as Riccin Ø

AC: Ø ...except for one troll but I'd rather forget she ever existed Ø

AC: Ø So, Riccin Ø

SA: they are too tall.

SA: This is troublesome.

AC: Ø .u.! you know Riccin? Ø

SA: oh, no, but if they are taller than emerel they are too tall.

SA: I meant the fight, also.

AC: Ø Pfff - oooh crap. and Riccin is _much_ taller than Emerel, by...gosh, must be a foot, or almost Ø

AC: Ø and they're yellow! it's surprising Ø

SA: oh, he's bleeding.

SA: oh.

AP: Oh.

AA: welp!

AP: Shit.

SA: good.

SA: i enjoy this turn of events.

AA: L M A O.

AA: wow, didn't think you werne the blood thirnsty kind.

SA: it means Hadean is winning, doesn't it?

SA: surely no one expected this to be clean. that isn't how fights work with sharpened weapons.

AC: Ø ;N; Em Ø

SA: he will be fine. surely there are doctors here.

AC: Ø I saw a yellowblooded one .n. Ø

SA: he could have moved anyways, but he decided to unwisely make an offensive move when it would have been more intelligent to disengage or release the weapon and counter another way.

SA: Unfortunate.

AA: don't lose yrn shit, maidel, we alrndy got one mess on the stands. >:P AA: calm down, he's a mossball, he'll be fine.

AC: Ø ... .n. I guess Ø

SA: you can also look away if you wish, Maidel.

SA: I will give you a play by play.

AA: chilllll. he's obvs a totes bb at this, but eyy. AA: look on the brnight side, he'll be total pity-bait with that sornt of scarn.

AC: Ø I wouldn't. Em is my friend. Ø

SA: You can even hide in my shoulder if that helps.

AA: lmao, oh my god.

AA: prni. prni, if they'rne hiding theirn face, you don't wanna AA: give them AA: no, n/m, go ahead.

SA: emerel is the real winner of the fight emotionally.

AC: Ø .n. Emerel is the winner of first knife wound, more like. Ø

AA: c'moooooon, don't think of that.

AA: think of how much money some suckern made betting on the jade forn firnst chrnome. >:}

AC: Ø .n. wheeeeee Ø

SA: why do people call it chrome...

AA: awww.

SA: why not blood.

AC: Ø ...why didn't he dodge... Ø

AA: bc he's a newbie, duh.

AA: classic rnookie mistake. think yrn tough shit and get a knife to the gut.

AA: happens to, like, half of 'em. >:}

SA: did you make that mistake sipara.

AA: .. and blood's a highblood ternm, dornklornd.

AC: Ø But Em does these fights all the time. Ø

AA: lmfao, y, i totes did. AA: when i was S I X. >:P

SA: oh see that's a much more resonable time frame.

AA: ikrn?

AA: that's when yrn supposed to get all yrn gutwounds overn and done with.

AA: when yve still got yrn entirne pre-adolescent pupation to carnrny it off. >:}

SA: oh right. you all pupated.

SA: hm.

AA: ..........................

SA: regardless, Maidel, i am sure they both knew what they were signing up for.

SA: so just enjoy it.

AA: what, did you grnow in a vat, clonebb?? >:P

SA: shh... the fight.

AA: 😢 AA: 🤐

SA: is he stepping on his hair?

AA: y.

SA: couldn't that break his neck?

AA: naaaaaaaaaaaaah. who the fuck goes into an arnena w/o like, a detachable brnaid??

SS: (Sure, pal, if Hads up and tried real hard-like!)

AA: hads prnobs took a rnazorn to the frnonds just forn that.

SA: someone who is very attached to their hair.

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SS: (Mother grub's saggy chesticles, HAH)

AA: i am in fucking love. AA: soz, lal, you arne eternally rneplaced, that was the wornst fucking thing i have evern hearnd and i fucking love it.

SS: (Best fight ever.)

AC: Ø ...you know, I can't even pretend to be surprised Ø

AC: Ø this is just how this is going Ø

SS: (S'cool, pal, but we're officially on for fightin on accounta: n, fuck you, he's mine.)

AC: Ø I am resigned now Ø

SA: I am greatly beginning to wonder who it was that decided that this was a nonlethal fight and yet allowed a psion with lethal abilities and unblunted weapons to be used.

SA: this is strange, and unnecessary.

SA: it would be like telling a soldier to go easy on a street fighter and yet standing by in horror as the injuries escalate.

AA: is anyone herne hornrnified?? AA: nobody uses blunted weapons in fights, dude. therne's no point to 'em if _someone_ ain't bleedin'. >:P

AA: no one's gonna pay to watch two fuckerns stand arnound in a cornern and hit each othern w/ sticks. AA: it's like, idk, cirncle rnacing. ppl pay forn the opporntunity to see someone get fucked up!

SA: what's the point of bleeding if someone doesn't die.

SA: it's a waste of time amd resources.

AH: to have fun, you goddamn twat

AH: ever heard of that

AH: though I'm fucking let down by Em right now

AA: lmfao. you bet on him?

AH: Lol, no

AH: I didn't know what Hadean's psi was until now, I'm no fool

AA: also, stfu beforne i crnam those twigs you call horns up yrn ass. AA: don't use that language w/ prni. he's fucking delicate.

AH: oh shit, my fucking bad

AH: Lol, big words coming from nubs almighty

AH: did you steal those from a wriggler?

SS: (Shit, pal, s'called 'wait your damn turn'!)

SS: (FIght's ongoing rn, ain't no need to be disrespectful-like.)

SS: (I'm sure there's, like, a proper queue somewhere.)

AA: y. you found me out. gotta steal all my mean jibes frnom the wrnigglerns. AA: i'm just sweet as fucking sugarn w/o it. >:'{

AA: and lmfao. y, rnight.

VA: IT's a gŏŏd fighT, nŏbŏdy is dyin'

AH: I meant your horns, brainless

AH: considering how minuscule they are

SA: oh, yes, because the chat needed another edgy pissbaby.

SA: tell me more about how much of a badass you are, AH.

AH: nah

SS: (LOL) SS: (Super delicate, y.)

AH: you don't deserve stories of my cool stunts

AA: he's got a delicate constitution, brnah.

AA: >:P

VA: SA is cŏŏl

SS: (Hey, pal, I ain't said nothin disagreeable!)

SS: ( (\uwu/) )

VA: I wasn'T direcTing ThaT aT yŏu SS, yŏu're fine

SS: (What? You sayin I ain't cool??)

SS: (Hashtag rude.)

VA: I'll leT yŏu knŏw when I reach a decisiŏn

VA: I'll send yŏu a cerTificaTe even

SS: (That ish better be notarized, pal, or else I ain't gonna know it's legit!)

VA: Yŏu knŏw iT will be

SA: regardless, i mean more to say that fun and practice can be attained with sparring with equal effort exerted and just as much skill gained.

SA: this is borderlining blood sport. it's painful to watch two people hold themselves back for the sake of attrition.

AH: lmao why'd you even come then

AA: y. to the cull matches arne way bettern, tbh.

AA: and pay bettern.

SA: When we sparred on the colonies it was either murder or handicapped practice.

SA: Because Hadean is my friend, and I will be there for him.

AA: but eyyy, therne's totally a benefit to, like, shitshows like this, dude. AA: it takes S K I L L to maim someone w/o just culling them.

VA: I like Th'nŏn-leThal ŏnes beTTer

AA: shit's a goddamn arntfornm.

AH: wow that's the first thing you've said that isn't just blah blah blah

SA: i suppose so Sipara. But i am hard pressed to see this drag on.

AH: fair enough

VA: Sipara has a gŏŏd pŏinT, maiming wiThŏuT culling is a fine line

AA: you need to hide yrn face in someone's shouldern?

SA: It just seems illogical to me. but that is fine.

AA: bc the left one's frnee. >:P

SA: no, it isn't like that.

SA: it doesn't make me sick it just makes me sick.

SA: ?

AA: >:?

VA: yŏu cŏuld Try Tŏ Think ŏf iT as sparring if iT helps

AA: prnotip, dude, squeamishness ain't just puking in the bushes.

VA: I dŏubT eiTher ŏne 's Them will cŏme away frŏm This wiThŏuT learning sŏmeThing

AA: .. also, lbrn herne, it's less funny now that, like, hads is getting hit.

AA: booooooo.

AA: and y, va, i agr

SS: (I mean, I'm up and learnin plenty tonight, vocab-wise.)

SS: ( (\eue/ ))

VA: Likewise

SS: (But, shit, all I ever learned from fightin's that you gotta get 'em down afore they get their fronds on you.) SS: (Idk what the pointa sparrin is when you end up effed up permanent-like if you ever let someone get that close irl proper-like.)

SA: usually violent stabbing and battering isn't part of sparring.

VA: IT can be if yŏu're dedicaTed

SA: dedicated or foolish.

VA: Usually ya have armŏr ŏn if yŏu're gŏing fŏr blŏŏd Thŏugh

VA: Like, armŏr armŏr

[wanderlustxolove]

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

No, I am the type to believe in aliens and ghosts

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3 I'd say somewhere in the middle

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Trump or Paris Hilton

4. What is your favorite word?

Content- I don't hear it enough or feel it as much as Id like

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

A maple I feel like

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

Wow my eyelashes are still curled hahaha

7. What shirt are you wearing?

A dress because I am at work

8. What do you label yourself as?

I don't label myself, but I guess I would say optimistic, outgoing soccer mom(without the kids lol)

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright during the day, pitch black at night

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

I think I would say either 21 or 22. I am 22 and this has been the most peaceful I have ever been but 21 was London and that was the most amazing experience of my life

12. Who told you they loved you last?

Sissy

13. Your worst enemy?

Lmao any of my ex's fam probs

14. What is your current desktop picture?

The beach at sunrise

15. Do you like someone?

No feelings at all

16. The last song you listened to?

Ready set lets roll Chase Rice

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Nobody bc that is scary. I do not have that much hate

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Ex boyfriend's brother

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

My brother bc he is lazy as shit and never does chores, I would just make him clean everything

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

My smile I think. But my eyes are pretty, they're green. Also, people like my butt hahaha

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I would be average height, handsome probably, and I would totally play with my penis bc I don't have one and that would be cool

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

Nope, none at all I am lame

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I don't think it is unique but losing my parents

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Grilled tomato and cheese or a RUEBEN no def the rueben

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Save that ish, put it in my bank savings

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

St. Maarten

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Patron silver lets goooo

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

Be respectful of everyone

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My money/passport

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My ex

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

London!!!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

PopPop

34. What was your last dream about?

My two jobs combining into one, but everyone was confused about their job roles hahah

35. Are you a good….kisser?

Yes I sure am

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Yes for an ovarian cyst that burst

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

Obv from upstate NY

38. What is the color of your socks?

Wearing black tights

39. What type of music do you like?

Country/rap/hip hop/r&b

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Both are amazing

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

Dallas Cowboys and don't have a soccer team

43. Do you have any scars?

yes a tiny one on my wrist I don't know how I got, and on my heel from my first night ever waitressing

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Honestly, I would love to marry a professional athlete so we could travel, have exciting adventures, and the leisure for me to work part time/volunteer and raise a family. But since that may not happen, I would like something that allows me to be creative and flexible and may include travel

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

How much I complain and nag.. But I get it from my momma

46. Are you reliable?

Very

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Are you happy with how life has turned out? Have you settled/for what?

48. Do you hold grudges?

Not really

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

A dog/jungle cat

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

Would you rather with friends

51. Are you a good liar?

Not in the slightest, I am very honest because of that

52. How long could you go without talking?

As long as I can sleep lol

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

Eh idk either bangs or a bob.. Both horrible

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

I think so but I actually don't know

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

OMG SO BAD AT ACCENTS

56. What do you like on your toast?

jam, avocado, PB, nutella

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

the beach for KP

58. What would be you dream car?

White Jeep Wrangler, 4 door, tan interior leather

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

Shower, brush my teeth

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Oh yes

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

When it pops up in Cosmo or my tumblr feed

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

I don't have one

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dinosaurs

64. What do you think about babies?

They are so cute, I can wait to have them though, and I want all boys and one girl