#not appropriate for the workplace
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gonnadosomethingwmylife · 4 months ago
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do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.
I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny
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tenderjock · 7 months ago
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obi-wan's been told that his commander has a cool demeanor and a good head for strategy. he's the best of his batch. he's the perfect second-in-command for the high general, and obi-wan is genuinely trying to find a way to describe him using the terminology he's been given without making him sound like the most boring man alive
then obi-wan MEETS his commander and this is his face when three minutes into their first engagement cody full body tackles a droid twice his size:
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scullyscatholicguilt · 3 days ago
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what was the reason for this
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teruel-a-witch · 2 years ago
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'i'll walk you out' and other totally appropriate workplace touching 😏
that time Steve declared his intentions in a roundabout way
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and then carried them out in the same episode ↓
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by Steve's own definition he tried to go to second base with Danny 😏 his own words from earlier basically confirm this kind of touch isn't platonic, even if they hadn't just had an entire conversation about how it's not. (the funniest thing is it was entirely unnecessary for Steve to walk Danny out of his office, even if they weren't going to the same place, it's not like Danny couldn't find his own way after 7 years, so Steve really just wanted to cop a feel.)
meanwhile, Danny has gone there in S3 😉
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pawbeanies · 15 days ago
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made a slightly risque joke at work today and coworker that sits next to me laughed and went "woah little chuu has a side we don't know about huh !! youre always so quiet" like ummm. ummm. no i dont .........
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yourgaydads · 2 years ago
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the corinthian: a black mirror made to reflect every unread work email humanity will not confront
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horsetailcurlers2 · 4 months ago
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it’s a bummer that greys anatomy got progressively less horny over time (idk the details bc i streamed it but i assume they switched time slots at some point or something) BUT i will say there will always be something so insanely erotic about tying someone else’s scrub cap before they go into the OR. like, why don’t you just stick your tongue in their mouth while ur at it
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fakeasmr · 9 months ago
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i don't like wearing them but I still keep my old jeans just in case I ever have to be employed again
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biqueuerious · 8 months ago
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one of the best things i’ve done for my mental health was buy a pair of pants in my favorite color that I can wear to work
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allegoricalophelia · 5 months ago
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sidenote this is gonna make me sound so insanely pathetic but i literally cannot believe that my old job at [redacted large tech company] messed up my relationship with feedback so bad that i need to do mindfulness exercises before reading my ao3 comments
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teruel-a-witch · 2 years ago
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nothing to see here just Danny using Steve as his Personal Leaning Post™ (aka if Danny Williams is a Cat then Steve Mcgarrett is his favourite Cat Tree™ that he likes to climb ;))
meanwhile Mr jumpy Navy SEAL is so comfortable with Danny in his personal space he doesn't even react.
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runawaymarbles · 1 year ago
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new least favorite part of the job: dress code enforcement
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pallases · 6 months ago
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how is it only tuesday 😭😭
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only-one-brain-cell · 2 years ago
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“I just er.”
“Yeah I know.”
“Good, because I mean it:” THEN SAY IT
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isfjmel-phleg · 2 years ago
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:/
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obstinatecondolement · 2 years ago
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Did some fucking masterful salesmanship towards the end of my shift that netted the company a big ten-ish quid. All in a day's work.
#basically someone came in looking for a zip for a cropped corset top that her daughter bought#which she had worn once and the zip it came with immediately broke#but my colleague said that we don't sell separating zips that short#and in fact no one does except this one guy in the city centre who makes zips himself#so the customer was very disappointed that she now had to trek all the way into the city#and I said 'what I would do is take the zip out and put in some ribbon in an appropriate colour and sew on some hooks and eyes'#which we have in abundance#so I found her a ribbon that was a good colour match (the top was an olive green satin fabric)#and a packet of silver hooks and eyes and some green embroidery floss#heroically saving her from taking the train into town#and getting the sale for us and not yer man in the city centre#my colleague and the customer were suitably awed by this quick thinking and creative problem solving#and both agreed that hooks and eyes would look much nicer than a horrible old zip#I am going to get a good grade in retail: a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve#honestly though they are so fucking lucky to have me at [workplace]#I give great customer service and I am very knowledgable in craft-related areas#and the curtain stuff is coming to me!#it's not rocket surgery#I ordered a blind today all by myself using the manufactorer's online portal#although I did get the manager to double check everything before I converted it to an order and booked it in#so that if I had made any mistakes that she had cosigned them lol#but yeah I am such a good little cog in the capitalist machine#of Big Ribbon™#werq bitch
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