#not appropriate for the workplace
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do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.
I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny
#and poor mike who’s never worked a corporate job has no idea how weird he and Harvey are in HRs eyes#kyle asks the presenter if puppy is an appropriate nickname in the workplace//presenter is adamant that it is NOT#mike realizes what’s going on and immediately throws louis under the bus#harvey catches on and joins especially w the pony/bareback metaphor#but i like the idea they’re constantly reported but both refuse to snitch so the complaint never go anywhere#when harvey and mike come out as dating years later HR pretends to be surprised#they are not#harvey specter#mike ross#marvey#suits usa#suits tv
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obi-wan's been told that his commander has a cool demeanor and a good head for strategy. he's the best of his batch. he's the perfect second-in-command for the high general, and obi-wan is genuinely trying to find a way to describe him using the terminology he's been given without making him sound like the most boring man alive
then obi-wan MEETS his commander and this is his face when three minutes into their first engagement cody full body tackles a droid twice his size:
#codywan#it's very important to me that while the clones dont know what to do with the jedi the jedi also dont know what to do with the clones#obi-wan: [witnesses this] uhh do i ask him to marry me now? is that appropriate workplace behavior?
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what was the reason for this
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'i'll walk you out' and other totally appropriate workplace touching 😏
that time Steve declared his intentions in a roundabout way
and then carried them out in the same episode ↓
by Steve's own definition he tried to go to second base with Danny 😏 his own words from earlier basically confirm this kind of touch isn't platonic, even if they hadn't just had an entire conversation about how it's not. (the funniest thing is it was entirely unnecessary for Steve to walk Danny out of his office, even if they weren't going to the same place, it's not like Danny couldn't find his own way after 7 years, so Steve really just wanted to cop a feel.)
meanwhile, Danny has gone there in S3 😉
#mcdanno#you can say danny is the 'not at work' guy but then he's done that so he's one to talk lol#h50edit#h50 parallels#appropriate workplace touching#tactile mcdanno#h50#hawaii five 0#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#h50 picspam#h50 caps#h50 7x10#h50 3x03#mcdanno was canon all along#myh50#h50 touches#casual possessive touching 🔥#mcdanno flirting#mcdannuendo#what was it with s7 and bases lol#something in the air#humorous reCap#very serious scene analysis ™
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made a slightly risque joke at work today and coworker that sits next to me laughed and went "woah little chuu has a side we don't know about huh !! youre always so quiet" like ummm. ummm. no i dont .........
#IT WASNT EVEN LIKE THAT RISQUE okkk#we were talking abt dressing up for halloween (workplace is a place where like. unsure if thats Appropriate given the setting#and she was like 'well its not inappropriate for work or see thru or anything#and i was like Yeah.. thats for After work yknow lol#like maam thats not. thats the tip of the chuu iceberg#but she did call me little (chuu) which was very like. oh. blinking cutely#im little chuu..??#but also like. she doesnt even KNOWW she doesnt KNOW. nobody knows. im like hannah montana
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the corinthian: a black mirror made to reflect every unread work email humanity will not confront
#the corinthian#blood tw#eye horror tw#gore tw#assault tw#the sandman silliness#dreaming workplace au#my comic#thanks avery for making sure i appropriately tagged up#wow was i so not motivated to draw#looking forward to all the emails clients owed me eoy that are gonna get dumped on me this week
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it’s a bummer that greys anatomy got progressively less horny over time (idk the details bc i streamed it but i assume they switched time slots at some point or something) BUT i will say there will always be something so insanely erotic about tying someone else’s scrub cap before they go into the OR. like, why don’t you just stick your tongue in their mouth while ur at it
#it’s the workplace appropriately/OR sanitary equivalent of sucking somebody’s finger with eye contact#greys anatomy
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i don't like wearing them but I still keep my old jeans just in case I ever have to be employed again
#why are the only pants appropriate for workplaces the most uncomfortable things you could ever put on your body#and why don't they make dress pants out of sweatpants material so they aren't a sensory nightmare
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one of the best things i’ve done for my mental health was buy a pair of pants in my favorite color that I can wear to work
#im not joking#my purple office appropriate pants have saved me mentally on more than one occasion#especially today when i paired it with a plaid green shirt and i very casually cosplayed mysterio to my workplace#personal slay
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sidenote this is gonna make me sound so insanely pathetic but i literally cannot believe that my old job at [redacted large tech company] messed up my relationship with feedback so bad that i need to do mindfulness exercises before reading my ao3 comments
#if i havent responded to your comment i am so sorry this is a result of spending nearly a year with a manager who thought#'you have a terrible personality and your personal interests are cringe' was appropriate feedback to give in a workplace setting#i told this guy that i wanted to take a trip to europe eventually. and he was like 'lol typical youre so basic and boring' like bro????#anyways. i hope this comes off as an explanation as opposed to an excuse sorry i swear i DO read the comments and treasure them i just cant#look directly at them for too long or else i'll burst into flames.
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nothing to see here just Danny using Steve as his Personal Leaning Post™ (aka if Danny Williams is a Cat then Steve Mcgarrett is his favourite Cat Tree™ that he likes to climb ;))
meanwhile Mr jumpy Navy SEAL is so comfortable with Danny in his personal space he doesn't even react.
#mcdanno#appropriate workplace touching#h50#myh50#h50 picspam#tactile mcdanno#h50 3x02#h50 season 3#hawaii five 0#danny williams#steve mcgarrett#h50 graphics#h50edit#h50 caps#h50 touches#danny williams is a shoulder cat
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new least favorite part of the job: dress code enforcement
#catch me at work googling 'how to tell an employee that her skirts are too short and are making some people uncomfortable#and in fact may be part of her lower success rate#without feeling like a gross old man and making me feel like she feels like i've been perving on her#when i actively have not been because i literally did not notice the skirts until someone pointed it out to me'#and like politically i am against dress codes to many degrees#but also some things are not appropriate workplace attire especially if your job involves a lot of crouching and bending over#first person shooter#op
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how is it only tuesday 😭😭
#GUYS i cannot do this five days a week until summer’s end what the fuck. this is just way too much time to spend in one place#personal#the engineering chronicles#<- leigh joins the corporate world edition!!#also i have yet to find an appropriate pair of shoes that fits me which is definitely contributing to how horrifically long the days#feel. going shoe shopping tmrw hopefully so maybe after that it will be okay </3#i somehow left all of my nice shoes that fit me at home apparently the only dressy shoes i have at my apartment are a pair of wedges that i#have affectionately dubbed my wood chipper shoes bc every time i wear them longer than an hour i want to throw them in a wood#chipper. obviously. anyway it turns out those aren’t allowed at my workplace bc only flat shoes are allowed. so then today my roommate#lent me a pair of her flats to wear instead but i think they are miraculously even worse than the wood chipper shoes. like the wood chipper#shoes Fit me technically it’s just the back of them are v stiff and never fail to tear up the back of my feet and also they’re raised#higher than is comfortable to wear for an hour let alone an entire day. but these just don’t fit at all my roommate told me they’re an 8 but#im 90% sure they’re actually a 7 based on a.) how swollen my toes are and b.) the WMS 7 that’s printed on the side of them. so. those#aren’t doing it for me either. idk what to wear tmrw 😭
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“I just er.”
“Yeah I know.”
“Good, because I mean it:” THEN SAY IT
#criminal minds#criminal minds 11x11#the audacity of men#the writers were like no we can’t have that people would think their gay#as if these two havnt been shipped since season 1#how DARE they tell each other they love each other#Derek amd Penelope can cross SEVERAL rules about what’s appropriate in the workplace#but two men can’t say they love each other
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#random personal stuff#rant ahead feel free to ignore#our bulletin board in the back room at work is for:#library jokes and general clean silly humor and cards/words of appreciation the staff receives#it is not for:#political cartoons and one's personal vendetta against a particular public figure#I had to surreptitiously remove a couple things this morning#and shred the evidence and replace them with more appropriate things#I am just. so. tired.#and I don't understand why the person who keeps doing this is so devoted to bringing this topic to the office#it couldn't be less relevant to what we do here#and it's tacky to assume that everyone here is going to (or ought to) find this nonsense amusing#and I resent it as much as I did when my previous workplace tended to assume that we all thought the same way
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Did some fucking masterful salesmanship towards the end of my shift that netted the company a big ten-ish quid. All in a day's work.
#basically someone came in looking for a zip for a cropped corset top that her daughter bought#which she had worn once and the zip it came with immediately broke#but my colleague said that we don't sell separating zips that short#and in fact no one does except this one guy in the city centre who makes zips himself#so the customer was very disappointed that she now had to trek all the way into the city#and I said 'what I would do is take the zip out and put in some ribbon in an appropriate colour and sew on some hooks and eyes'#which we have in abundance#so I found her a ribbon that was a good colour match (the top was an olive green satin fabric)#and a packet of silver hooks and eyes and some green embroidery floss#heroically saving her from taking the train into town#and getting the sale for us and not yer man in the city centre#my colleague and the customer were suitably awed by this quick thinking and creative problem solving#and both agreed that hooks and eyes would look much nicer than a horrible old zip#I am going to get a good grade in retail: a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve#honestly though they are so fucking lucky to have me at [workplace]#I give great customer service and I am very knowledgable in craft-related areas#and the curtain stuff is coming to me!#it's not rocket surgery#I ordered a blind today all by myself using the manufactorer's online portal#although I did get the manager to double check everything before I converted it to an order and booked it in#so that if I had made any mistakes that she had cosigned them lol#but yeah I am such a good little cog in the capitalist machine#of Big Ribbon™#werq bitch
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