#not an invitation

[three-red-horns]

[knismogirl]

i want to send a guy my own authentic moaning audios so he can imagine he's fucking me good while he touches himself <3

[tinydom-tinydom]

need some boypussy

[rapidswitching]

Keep endo/pluralgang/tulpa shit out of MaDD.

Stop romanticising MaDD

[personalth1ngs]

Honestly, I just need to be fucked until I can't remember my name anymore

[thefoldedbird]

Being an adult kinda sucks at times.

Having the political state of the world constantly thrown at you sucks.

Having to constantly face concepts and challenges far bigger than yourself sucks. Especially when you are constant asked to have opinions about them or god-forbid change them.

Not being paid enough to fulfill your personal self sucks.

Not being given the space or time to explore your identity sucks. Our wants and needs matter. I’m tired of them being treated like second fiddle.

I’m tired of playing second fiddle to the opinions of others. Especially when those opinions are people in a position of power.

I want term limits.

I want affordable healthcare.

I want time off to recharge socially.

I want to have a say in what happens to my body.

I want to one day be able to want a family.

I want to make enough money.

I want stability.

…but I’m an adult and I have to live in the world that was made for me.

Unfortunately it feels like the people that were put in charge to do that forgot that they shape the world for others and not themselves.

[minxtress]

Ever dabble in ballbusting?

Ohhhhh many times lol, not as much as I'd like to though tbh.

[stantanly]

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[monoukotori]

I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

[teapot-of-tyrahn]

they should be entitled to financial compensation i think

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[thatdisasterauthor]

If you have a family group text, you must also have the parallel siblings only group text where you dissect what the FUCK is going on with your parent(s) as a running live commentary on what's going down in the main group text.

[sirazaroff]

I dedicate this post to the funniest beef ever

[neapenning]

First morning on the Express 🚂