#not a meeple confession

[ii-meeple-confessions]

THERE I AM GARY THWRE I AM!!!!! right next to evil confessions, spinning zoetrope confessions, and plurals confessions! so joyous

the ii-confessionlings

I've been observing this growing population of ii related confession blogs, and it is truly fascinating. I love it. Here are all the ones I am aware of at the moment.

The Lovers:

@iiposblog - Positive confessions blog! YOU STARTED THIS

@ii-peak-confessions - Proton of the atom trio. Very positive.

@ii-joyous-confessions - Joy!!!!

The Haters:

@ii-evil-confessions - Electron of the atom trio. Very evil.

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The Neutrals:

@ii-neutral-confessions - Neutron of the atom trio. Very neutral.

@ii-neu-confessions - Another neutral confession blog. /neu

@ii-neutral-poster - Not really a confession blog, but still makes the list. This is really getting out of hand /neu

@ii-nothing-confessions -

The Religious:

@ii-holy-confessions - Confessions of the holy variety.

@ii-satanic-confessions - Confessions that do not make that holy mark.

@ii-purgatory-confessions - We're not quite holy yet!

The NSFW:

@ii-freaky-confessions - NSFW. Not a joke blog.

@ii-downright-devious-confessions - NSFW. Joke blog.

The Character Specific:

@ii-apple-confessions - appel

@ii-nick-le-confessions - nick le???????????

@ii-zoetrope-spinning-confessions - every confession spins his head more.

@ii-mephone3gs-confessions - it's so good to see you!

@ii-meeple-confessions - all meeple stuff!

@ii-fan-confessions - fan

@ii-box-confessions - box

And all the others:

@iii-confessions - confessions about ii's most controversial season!

@osc-plurals-confessions - confessions related to plurality!

@ii-ship-confessions - Ships! I know you guys have LOT to say on those. Maybe even too much!

@ii-crossover-confessions - tired of just ii? start mixing other stuff in with it!

@iisadconfessions - i miss mepad. i miss him a lot

@ii-hungry-confessions - for when youre hungry and an ii fan. Pick a struggle!

@ii-meow-confessions - who let a cat loose in the ii tag!!!!!!

@ii-woof-confessions - who let a dog loose in the ii tag!!!!!!

@ii-confusing-confessions - In case you're perplexed, which i bet you are.

@ii-queer-confessions - gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ii-gay-confessions - payjay more like payGAY. more like GAYGAY. gayjay

@ii-therapy-confessions - please

@ii-brainrot-confessions - lord almighty...

@ii-confession-confessions - confessions about the confession blogs. we're gonna need it after all this

the ii fandom is having a really normal time after that finale, huh.

Please tell me if I'm missing anyone! -🫒 (@knightobreath)

[ii-meeple-confessions]

Dude i’m sorry if this comes off as rude but honestly I don’t think any of us need our asks off until january. There is a setting that lets you turn off images in asks!! You can still have your asks open whilst avoiding people sending you weird shit!!! You can!!!

Again i’m sorru if this comes off as rude but I feel like. We are confession blogs. If we have asks off we shall die 💔 and I don’t want the confession blogs to immediately all die only days after they’re born 💔 I’m having fun dude 💔💔💔💔💔💔

^ the setting that allows you to turn off asks with imqges btw, incase you were wondering

[iiposblog]

do you think if cobs made a machine gun its name would be

"mechine gun"

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[ii-sad-confessions]

i think everyone shouldve stayed dead. Mepad dies, the metags +3gs arrive, and then mephone4 kills cobs by turning the metags against him or something. He stands in front of what one was full of life and joy. A place that had a purpose and meaning to everyone, gone in an instant, turned into a barren wasteland.

Cobs is gone, sure. Mephone4 won.

But what does it matter if he still lost everything?

Such a bittersweet end to a bittersweet show ):

[knightobreath]

been watching a lot of showvember and ii recently. love those shows. unrelated but i should steal ideas from my friends more often. FAKE DASHBOARD INCOMING

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Anonymous asked: did you hear steve cobs died of ligma

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

who tf is steve cobs. wouldn't be me though. stream showvember

🔲jjjjjjjejjjjjjj Follow

ligma BALLS

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

FUCK YOU

🪛philipguy Follow

@meeple-inc

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

why did you @ a phone company on my post

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

OH

#THAT STEVE COBS

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🚪periwinkality Follow

why are so many ii blogs disappearing? did something happen?

2️⃣thepoweroftwo Follow

They’re filming the finale today, so they’re probably just busy!

🚪periwinkality Follow

oh you’re right! i forgot about that!

#i haven’t been keeping up with ii lately

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ㅤ metal-petal-deactivated11092023

THIS IS STUPID

🌸metal-petal2 Follow

i’m back on tumblr

🖥️tv-v-t Follow

\(^o^)/ welcome back

🦋b0tst3r Follow

roboblr missed you!!

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🧢beanie22 Follow

she’s so goddamn immature

#what does rotten apple see in her #text

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Anonymous asked: My YinYang plush is under my bed soaking in milk. Maybe one day they’ll be free ❤️

🗳oscconfessions Follow

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☯y1n-and-y4ng Follow

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

🗳oscconfessions Follow

sorry

#not a confession #i can delete it if you'd like

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📱mephone4-ae Follow

Filming the finale today

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

hey wanna collab

🧢beanie22 Follow

@mephone4-ae do NOT collab with her. she’s a shit host and will fuck up your show so bad you’ll wish you never made it

🍿popcornbestcorn Follow

YOUR MOM DIDNT THINK I WAS A SHIT HOST WHEN I HAD HER OVER LAST NIGHT

#i WILL block you

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🥄royalsilverwear Follow

Was taking a lovely walk on the beach earlier when i came across a WHOLE TOILET. Disgusting and distasteful! Completely ruined the scenery.

🟪mepad-ae Follow

Hello, could you please contact me? Your DMs and inbox are closed. This is urgent.

#reblog #royalsilverwear

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🍏meeple-inc Follow

For clarification on recent rumors, Founder and CEO Steve Cobs is alive and well. He is not suffering from any disease, nor is his life in any immediate danger.

Please report any misinformation you see to Tumblr Staff.

Thank you,

Meeple Marketing Team

🔪sharp--jerk Follow

He won't be for long

[ii-downright-devious-confessions]

Hey chat hii, welcome to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 👅👅👅

I’m the blog owner, Sparrow, you dont get my main because EIURGUHVHIDFHI butttt, please do check out my ask blog, @ask-the-meeples

if you know me, know you don’t. Anyway go get your freak on.

THIS IS A JOKE BLOG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS ON GUYS JOKE ASKS ONLY

Rules

1. No spamming asks, it’s hard to get to confessions from other people when this is done.

2. No Topics of P3dophilia, Necrophilia, Or anything of the sort, anybody found to be sending confessions about illegal topics will be blocked.

3. Do not make weird or uncomfortable remarks toward the admin of the blog, he has already grown uncomfortable with several messages in her inbox.

[gabyoficial3]

Welcome Post!

-Gaby/Gabriel,thoses names are fine:3

-Transmasc,perisex,aroace,asensual,aplspec and afaspec!

-he/they

-Autistic and physically disable,thanks to my autism I have physical difficulties with my feet,but I'm fine,although I'm going to have surgery soon and I'm scared A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉

Ships-speakerphone(announcer x mephone4),knicropick(microphone x knife x pickel,also i can ship them separate)knifecase(as QPR),coinpin(mostly platonic),toipad(as QPR)and maybe others but i dont remember;-;

DNI-darkshipper,proshippers,racists,terfs,homophobics,transphobics,enbyphobics,aphobics,intersexism,exclusionists,radqueers,anti-lgbtqia+,anti-furry and other shits

Tags that i will use

#gabypost-post that I make,jeje

#gabyart-post of art,ye

#gabyfacts-post about "facts"

#gabyposting-non serious post

#gabyrant-post about me yapping(or repost posts that i agree)

inspirations-max,nora,some meeple homies,my friends and other people:3

I tried to made something and is so ugly-

also credits to @flowerpowerbfdi for the request pfp,i just kinda edited(also i confess that i made that request with transmasc aroace mephone4s and other requests)

well,that's all,bai!~

[internet-sona]

Ok, here me out:

Inanimate insanity au where Cobs is genuinely a good person, and is a genuinely good dad to his kids. Aka, all the sentient meeple products.

He meets the shimmers like he does in canon, but doesn’t try to hurt them or use their energy, and is just curious and interested at most.

He’s actually on pretty good terms with them, to the point where the prime shimmer considers him a friend.

Due to Cobs genuinely being a good person, mephone4 doesn’t have the shimmer egg/energy in him.

Now for the added idea:

Cobs has a bit of a crush on the prime shimmer, but is too nervous to confess. On top of that, he thinks that the prime shimmer is too good for him.

At the end of the day, he’s just some object, and the prime shimmer is a being made of light energy. Not only that, he’s the leader of the shimmers. He’s literally called the prime shimmer.

How could Cobs have a chance with the leader of the shimmers?

[ii-stevecobs-confesssions]

shoulda called this blog ii-cobfessions. cause like. cobs. confessions. cobfessions. sorry I really am cheesy ii aren’t I i’ll go

- @ii-meeple-confessions

get out

[objectconfessions]

[ii-meeple-confessions]

@knightobreath thank you for the 28 mepads + the 2?? Toilets. Unfortunately tumblr will not let me answer them 💔 sorry vro

[iiposblog]

I love mephones i wish more content of them,if exist a heavenly yard in inanimate insanity i wish the other mephones and mepad are here💔💔💔💔

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[osc-confessions]

Hmm, well I do have critiques about other shows, but I don’t think they’re gonna be as well received lmao. Though I do suppose that it is a confessions blog so may as well? I’m not going to say anything about them in this ask, but the thoughts are mostly about the nightly manor. There’s also III thoughts.

I do think that it’d be hilarious to go and critique whatever your theme is at the current moment, but EHhhh it’d probably be offputting too.

I really love Meeple and the way it was done, it is super interesting and I was fixated on it for a while!! I don’t have much to say about it though since most of what I could say has been said already y’know? That goes with a lot of thoughts I could confess, that’s why I mostly end up talking about hfjone since there’s new things to say there.

- Sun anon

I don't mind you ranting, it fits the confession blog. you can talk about tnm idc.

meeple doesn't interest me personally, but I totally get what you mean. I think it was done decently as well.

[ask-steve-cobs-ii]

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　　　　　　　Ask/Confess sumn Steve Cobs Blog!

　　　　　　　　★ Blog Theme - Default - Free 🍁

　　　　　　　🎧💤 Post Dividers by @/saradika

　　　　　　　💿🪽 Apps used to draw - freeform

　　　　　　🤍🕯️ Apps used to edit: Canva + Picsart

　☆☆ Fyi, This Blog and Drawing is my pride and joy, but I might not be as active here too often!! 🌽🐾 But drawing can sometimes be exhausting 4 me! Hope u guys understand <33 !!!

🍼💤 Please read our intro,,, omg… like actually..

🍁🌙 You can confess something to corn man!! Steve!! Whether its filthy or not. we won’t bite. (Unless you say it to the mods of this blog ermm) ( btw READ CONFESSION GUIDELINES 1ST!!! THANKS!)) +when confessing we prefer you mark it as a confession!! Optional btw but still!

🍥🎀🦴 DON’T COMPARE OUR ARTSTYLES TO SOMEBODY ELSE’SS!!! “Oh er it looks similar u copied!,) DNIII!!

🍓🍰💋 DNI: basic dni criteria // ppl who compare artstyles in a negative way // “ur object artstyle is too furry” ppl // ppl who don’t handle nsfw/13+ content too well (i dont think ur gonna like this blog if u r triggered by that fyi)

SAFE SPACE! ‼️🗣️

➵ Blog Intro ,, | @ask-steve-cobs-ii 🌽

ᨳ Hello there :D This is a Steve Cobs,, Inanimate Insanity ask account! Ask the great CEO of Meeple!! Who made phones and shit :3

◟ran by◞ @cakiette || caki/elle/admin cake — she/her ✧ artist + main poster + acc creator! 🍰💤⭐️ represented by: 🍰

♡ @milkiette || milki/yuna/ryo/admin milk — any prns — luvly sis who does some of the dialogue :3 🎀🦴 represented by: 🍼

🐾💤 @starigen || lavera/starlah/admin star — she/her — bio designer + banner designer + admin — mainly person who comes up w/ headcannons, designs (like accessories and shi), and the blog intro!! Ily pookie 🐾🐾 represented by: ⭐️

— Posts made by any of them will be tagged w/ admin milk/star/cake!

◟blog banner by: ◞ @starigen

◟blog pfp by: ◞ Inanimate Insanity on youtube! o(｀ω´ )o

🌙 not canon to the real series!! I am not in any way associated w/ ii, or working 4 them (i wish tho /silly)

☆☆ I do have social anxiety,, so sorry if i take a while to answer your ask,, this is my 1st time running an ask blogg!! I’m not used to answering sm asks, but also bc im BUSYYY!!

🎧⭐️ i, mod milki also MIGHT suck at cosplaying steve cobs so sorry if i ever disappoint ( ´_ゝ`) ,, again yall i have no experience w/ ask blogs and cosplaying

#ooc tag - out of character ☆☆ not an ask!

#off topic - unrelated to blog

#mod talks - mod (blog runners) rambling lawl

btw send as many asks as ya want,, i like receiving em but gimme time to answer plz

᎒ ꒰ 01 ˙ #posting? ៸៸ 🍂

・I will post Steve Cobs content obviously -w- but YOU guys will run our posts!! Not literally but err its based off of your asks :v soo yeah you can ask him thingies!!

・other ooc stuff

・Reblogs… to catch yall off guard bc I procrastinate on this blog sm

・confessions,, abt the corn man,, or to the corn man, he will answer em.

((i might delete some reblogs or shitposts,,, or smth unrelated to this blog so yeah,, i just wanna keep this blog,, an ask blog)

᎒ ꒰ 02 ˙ #rules while asking? ៸៸ 🌽

・Yeah ig you can do nsfw asks for funsies

・joke asks are always allowed bro 🕶️

・you can magic anon him things

・yeah angst is allowed but we like a silly blog dont we

・hate on him all ya want (dont hate on ME tho the blog creator shhsjshjsj)

・yes, you can turn him into popcorn (or atleast attempt to??) if you do,,, it won’t be permanent XD

・i dont mind if your here to step on some corn dick /silly

・inanimate insanity stuff related only please!!!

・Meeple + Inanimate insanity show, contestants, hosts related askz r cool too

・u may include ur oc in the ask!! No back and forth convos thoo!! (If u want ur oc to respond rb my post)

・confessions allowed too LOLZZ!! Filthy or not, we allow it. As long as you don’t intend it for the mods of the blog, ur good. Yeah, that means you can confess stuff to corn man. Make him get a therapist maybe.?

i won't judge you here...unless ya send me something immoral or downright horrible. or maybe if you send me foot fetish confessions /hj

᎒ ꒰ 03 ˙ #confession guidelines ៸៸ 🍄 yeah!! Confess to the corn man stuff,, maybe accidentally get him a therapist!!. BUT!! Confessions ran by our our mod that has been thru it all /lh,, @starigen, . so don't fear anything being TOO horny,, whatever you're about to send, shes probably thought sumn similar... shes seen too much of it /lh /j

or DONE sumn similar? lmao jk

no immoral shit. no pedo shit, no proships, no abuse, no incest, no grooming, nothing rancid like that please!!!! ty :33 we wanna keep this blog w/ no drama llama 🦙!!

no confessions relating to anything problematic, please we beg of you. just a personal discomfort thing, for all us mods. please do not bring up grooming or anything related to it please <33

ALSO, NOBODY FUCKIN SEND HORNY ASKS ABOUT HERRR!!!!! just cause she can handle nsfw well doesn’t mean she doesn’t have boundaries.

ok happy confessing freaks /silly /j :3

📝 note for starigen: yeah keep in mind you are confessing to Steve Cobs,, so don’t be surprised if he ends up being rude lol,, there will be a ooc response from ME!! So…!! Yeah.

᎒ ꒰ 03 ˙ #blog rules in general ៸៸ 🍃

・no advertisements lolz

・you may submit fanart thru asking

・no being rude to others :’D

・PLEASE DONT MAKE FUN OF MY OBJECT ARTSTYLEEE :’)

★ — Thats him!! ask him anything (ANYTHING)!!! The corn man!! 🌽🌽🕶️

⚠️⚠️ (by the way!! I didnt make him a furry!! I just gave him paws! Don’t call him one just bc he has paws! Its basically calling a dog a furry!!! BUT PLEASE DIFFERENTIATE!) ☆☆

(some parts of him might change by accident while i, mod cake draw him btw)

written by mod cake 🍰

★ — Taggies (ignore) 🏷️🪽

[nerdsonearthblog]

Research is clear that humans aren’t at our best when multi-tasking. The American Psychological Society says, “Doing more than one task at a time, especially more than one complex task, takes a toll on productivity.”

But when it comes to Explorers of the North Sea, a player has to multi-task. I’ll explain later. First, let’s cover the basics of the game.

Explorers of the North Sea

Explorers of the North Sea is game from the North Sea Saga, a collection of wonderful board games from Renegade Game Studios. In the game you are Vikings, seeking out new lands to settle in your longships. Moving the longships around a hex board of the players’ creation, you transport your Viking crew among the newly discovered islands to capture livestock, construct outposts, raid settlements, and sink rival ships.

Explorers of the North Sea is for 1-4 players, with a recommended age of 12+. Play time is about 45 minutes and you can get the game from Amazon, from Renegade direct, or best yet, from your FLGS. Let’s not spend any more time on an overview, as you can download the rulebook. Instead, let’s talk Muti-tasking.

Explorers of the North Sea

Explorers of the North Sea is really two games in one. Both aspects are fully realized and the whole thing works wonderfully.

First, it is a tile laying game.

Second, it is a “pick up and deliver” game.

The first action a player takes is to lay down a hex tile out of the three they hold in their hand. These hex tiles have a portion of an island on them and players must rotate the tiles and consider different placement areas to make sure that land masses line up.

I love this aspect of the game. I’m a spacial thinker. I kill at Tetris; I can pack a trunk like a boss. I will also have you know that I hold a state math record in an area that included geometric pattern recognition. *ahem*

I should now confess that they disbanded the competition the next year, eliminating any opportunity for others to best my score. And I also went to school in West Virginia, so it’s really not that impressive.

But, again, I loved the tile-laying aspect and my wife thought it was implemented excellently as well. We played two games last week and the variety created by crafting the board out of hex tiles meant that the two games were wildly different.

Longships need to carry their plundered livestock back to their “base” to get credit for them.

When a tile is placed, a livestock token might be placed or it could be a settlement that can be raided in the future.

Each board will be wildly different, giving the game nice replayability.

Each player has a board that both summarizes all available options, as well providing a small “Hero Power” benefit.

If you have at least two Vikings in your longboat, you can sink a rival ship.

Sheepies.

Second, the pick up and deliver aspect of Explorers of the North Sea is nicely implemented as well. A combination of three Vikings or livestock meeples can be in your cute little Viking ship playing piece at a time, so players need to be crafty in planning out their moves so they can raid settlements and load up their ships with livestock, delivering them back to your chieftain.

Add it all together and you have a wonderful board game in explorers of the North Sea. Apologies to the American Psychological Society, but multi-tasking is required in the game, as players need to keep an eye on the map as it is being built, while keeping their other eye on the amount of turns they have so they can pick up and deliver goods. But rather than making a player go cross-eyed by diverting their attention in two different directions, the game brings it all together into a single, wholly satisfying game.

I could go on, but I’d just be typing hundreds of more words to tell you that’s it’s a great game and one that absolutely should be considered for your collection. Don’t hesitate to give Explorers of the North Sea a try.

Review of Explorers of the North Sea Research is clear that humans aren't at our best when multi-tasking. The American Psychological Society says, "Doing more than one task at a time, especially more than one complex task, takes a toll on productivity."

[gameapalooza]

Over on Instagram (@gameapalooza) we started Meeple Confessions for fun. The first victim, the Robber from Catan, because he's a dick. What meeples do you think need to confess their sins?