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[vampypups]

new 2 the nsft side of tumblr m i have NOOO idea how to make an intro 😭😭😭 what do i even say. welcome to my shame blog ?!??

[hanni-3]

I should make an introduction for my mcs, I rlly should

BUTIWON'T

( psst-!! @dreamtydraw)

[wowsosad]

I love your stuff so far!!! Care to share any thoughts on maybe,, 17ish sam still being a virgin and Dean teasing him abt it? :33333

Hi nonnie :) I took some liberties with this, and it’s mostly unserious and silly. Lmk if you want something smutty next time !

CW/TW: Sam is 17 and Dean is 21, bisexual Sam, sexual conversation, coming out

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Sam’s done stuff, okay? Not a crazy amount, but he’s had a couple girlfriends, some guyfriends (not boyfriends, there’s a key difference) that he’s fooled around with. But actual sex? Not yet. Dean clocks him on that the summer after his 17th birthday, when John’s dropped them off at some random apartment in western Montana. He’s helping a buddy—a Mason or Michael or Mitch, Sam can’t remember—with a vampire coven a town and a half away. Sam and Dean would’ve been invited, but Dean’s got stitches healing up his sides, and Sam’s got a “shitty goddamn attitude”. They’re rotting in the dry air of the apartment when Dean decides he’s bored of daytime TV, and demands a round of Quid Pro Quo, AKA the game where Dean asks as many embarrassing questions he can think of. Sam’s so bored out of his skull that he agrees to it.

They’re sitting across from each other on the living room couch, and it starts simple. Stupid stuff, like “when’d you last jerk off,” and “monster we’ve killed that you’d fuck”. To anyone else, it’d be a weird conversation to have with your brother, but sex is 80% of Dean’s personality. Half of the shit that comes out of Dean’s mouth has something to do with girls, or boobs, or dicks between boobs, or whatever other dirty thing he can think of. Sam was used to this.

“Um…” Sam trailed, eyes drifting to the ceiling as he tried to think of his next question, “What is… What’s something you’d never do with a girl?”

Dean hummed, pushing his bottom lip out in an exaggerated pout as he thought of his answer, “I dunno. I think anything with another guy would be a no, especially like, her boyfriend or brother or something. If he wants to watch, I won’t mind, but active participation is a no from me.”

Sam scrunched his nose at the idea, feigning disgust. A guy-girl-guy sandwich didn’t sound too bad in his head, but an interested response didn’t seem appropriate. Dean laughed at Sam’s expression, relaxing into the couch.

“My turn,” Dean’s smile dipped towards something mischievous, and Sam knew he was in for something raunchy, “When’d you lose your virginity?”

Sam’s heart stuttered, and he felt his face heat. “Uh,” he swallowed harshly, “Last year,” the lie stumbled off his tongue. Dean’s eyebrow raised.

“When last year?” Dean pushed, and Sam shook his head.

“Nope,” Sam bit the inside of his cheek, “My turn. Why the disinterest in including a guy?”

Dean’s face flushed slightly, confusing Sam. Dean wasn’t the type to blush, but maybe it was the blunt way Sam had delivered the question. The older brother shrugged.

“I dunno, I’m not into dudes. If I’m fucking a girl, I don’t want someone else’s dick involved,” Dean hurried through the sentence, then his eyes hardened on Sam. “When’d you lose your virginity last year?”

Sam’s ears were hot. “A little before my birthday, when we were in Missouri.” He’d quickly puzzled through the aspects of the lie in the brief seconds Dean had used to respond to his question. The game felt like an investigation with the way he spit out his next question: “You mentioned a brother being part of the equation. Has that ever happened to you?”

Dean rolled his eyes, “Jesus, you’re hooked on this one. Yeah, a few years ago when we hunted that shapeshifter in Utah, one of the cheerleaders flirted pretty hard with me. I thought we were gonna hook up, but she said that we could only fuck if her brother got to supervise. It was weird, and I didn’t talk to her again afterwards.”

Sam nodded his acknowledgment, and felt his stomach swoop when Dean’s eyes darkened.

“What was the name of the girl you lost your virginity to, and what’d she look like?”

Oh, he’d gone in for the kill. Sam paused too long before responding, and knew he’d lost.

“Um. Dakota, and she was, uh, blonde, and had green eyes. She was cute, I guess,” Sam sputtered, and the growing smirk on Dean’s face didn’t help his embarrassment of being caught.

“You little shit, you’re lying!” Dean crowed, tossing his head back as he laughed, one of his hands coming up to cradle his stitched-up side, “You seriously haven’t lost it yet?”

Sam’s face burned, and his stomach flip-flopped. Nausea crawled up his throat, his body physically reacting to how silly he felt. Being caught in a lie was far worse than just admitting he hadn’t had sex yet—Dean wasn’t going to shut up about this for weeks.

“Shuddup!” Sam’s voice was practically a whine as he buried his face in his hands, scrubbing at his eyes before yelling over Dean’s hyena laughter, “It’s not like I haven’t done other stuff, you jerk, I just haven’t gone all the way!”

Dean’s laughter calmed, the elder of the two’s expression shifting from humor to interest. “Okay, then what’s the farthest you’ve gone?”

Sam scowled, “It’s my turn to ask a question.”

“I’m not playing anymore,” Dean grinned, “I’m just asking. Answer the question.”

Sam’s face felt like it was on fire, and his stomach felt like a pot of water that’d been readied to boil. He bit the inside of his cheek so hard he bled.

“I-” Sam hesitated, debating whether or not to lie again. The farthest he’d ever gone ever was him and a guyfriend (not boyfriend) making out in some back room of a house party, then jerking each other off. Some fingers had ended up inside of him, and his face darkened further at the thought. He could lie, spin it like he’d been with some girl, but Dean was waiting for a lie. Sam huffed, avoiding his older brothers wide, excited eyes.

“I was at a party, and we made out and… ugh, we got off together. Fingering was involved,” Sam covered his eyes with his hand, groaning at Dean’s low, appreciative whistle.

“Wow,” Dean’s smile was salacious, “What was her name?”

Sam could lie. He really could, since Dean seemed to have taken the bait. He removed his face from his hand, glancing over to Dean. His stomach twisted and turned.

“Daniel,” Sam muttered.

Dean blinked, and blinked again. His grin slipped off his face as he seemed to process the information. Sam felt sick.

“Daniel, or like, Danielle?” Dean tried. Sam swallowed around the lump in his throat.

“Daniel. His name was Daniel Atkins.”

Sam watched, the fear dissipating from his stomach as Dean’s face slowly turned bright red. A little grin perked at his mouth.

“Uh,” Dean tried, suddenly averting eye contact, “Cool, alright.”

“‘Cool’?” Sam questioned. Dean nodded emphatically.

“Yeah, totally cool,” Dean affirmed, though his face remained red, “Very very cool. Still lame that you’re a virgin, though.”

Sam snorted, and extended his leg to kick Dean softly, “Jerk.”

Dean swatted at Sam’s offending leg, “Bitch!”

[misshollowayss]

speak on richie gimme my BOYFIE

because i love u sm, and also love him, I COME BRINGING GIFTS <33333

cw: contains mentions of bullying, drug/substance abuse, the concept of grief. tw: drug/substance abuse. note: this is my headcannon(s) regarding the lipschitz/matthew family tree- you do not have to agree with me, just be respectful!

NOW THATS OUTTA THE WAYYYYY, time to talk about the world’s worst weeaboo.

RICHARD ‘RICHIE’ LIPSCHITZ is featured in nerdy prudes must die, and workin’ boys. he’s played by the legendary jon matteson and he brings a refreshing take on the anime obsessed best friend.

𝙰͟ 𝚂͟𝚃͟𝚄͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ 𝙸͟𝙽͟ :͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ growing up thinking that you were at fault for everything in your life, finding safety in fiction, selfshipping with your waifus and husbandos as a means to compensate for something, being chronically ill, being apart of a tight-knit friend group, being cringe equating to being free.

─┈ㅤ ⠀RICHARD LIPSCHITZ was born on january 17th, alongside his twin brother, trevor at 21:30. jessica ‘jessie’ matthews had given birth, albeit, surprisingly even though her physical and mental health was actively depleting due to her history of addiction. richard, born first with weak lungs had been sent to the NICU, shortly after the birth of his younger twin brother. jessica had watched as her babies were transported to another room. their father was not present at all during the birth, yet they took his last name. he never came around after that.

for everyone in the matthews household, the birth of richie and trevor was a happy event. joanne and gavin came quickly to see their grandsons and fawned over the beautiful boys. sleeping soundly, beside each other in their own bassinets.

growing up, richie had known for the longest time that he and his brother would be different. they may have been identical, but they were opposites as can be. trevor was more sociable, outgoing and energetic. richie, was different though. richie, at a young age, would remain to the sidelines, finding comfort with his books and himself. he was awkward, and he didn't care for many things. joanne, his grandmother often commented on how richie reminded her of his uncle, paul. on top of his awkward tendencies, he made often hospital visits for his asthma and soon his hyperhydrosis ( overactive sweat glands ).

jessica, after the boys were born had left them with her parents, relapsing into her addictions. the twins lived primarily with their grandparents, and then permanently when their mother disappeared. the boys were only five. richie didn't fully understand what would happen, and why his mother's visits became less frequent. the gifts he got that christmas were never labeled with 'from: mommy'. things were a blur for a long time. in a way, he knew he had to be at fault for her leaving. mom never came back, grandma and grandpa were sadder, uncle paul was the only one that consistently spoke to the boys. they didn’t understand anything. and richie knew, deep down, somewhere that he was the reason his mom didn’t come back.

it didn’t process properly that something happened to his mom, until duke had begun coming by. he brought a few toys for him and trevor. trevor, happy as can be, took the toys to show their grandmother just down the hall, whereas richie sat behind.

“hi richie, people call me duke, you can call me that too.” he had smiled. “hi.” when he was little, he barely had any confidence speaking with anyone that wasn’t immediate family. “i heard that there’s some big stuff going on.” “where’s my mom?” richie shook his head, confused at the notion. it’s been a few weeks, and a few people have come by. they apologized to him, but he was only five! duke had taken a moment, a breath being tucked as he said, “richie, your mom’s not coming back..” “did she go away?” “,,, yeah. yeah, she went away.” richie, as if he expected it, had nodded. “okay.”

that, was that. richie sat with those feelings that night, afraid to sleep. he was afraid to wake and be in the darkness that taunted his nightmares. whenever he’d wake from one, he’d spring up, and wipe his tears away. he couldn’t cry and go to grandma or grandpa, or even uncle paul. so he dealt, sniffling into his blankets. it had to be his fault that she didn’t come back.

jessica matthews never returned to the household, then again, she was less frequent with her visits to begin with.

despite the absence of either of his parents, he thinks he grew up well-rounded. his grandparents did everything they could, raising three children with a six year age gap, and the oldest being in his twenties and still staying home. he grew up as normal as can be.

whenever he was in the fourth grade, he met peter spankoffski. the two had been placed together, desks across from each other. richie had seen the star wars stickers on the boy's binder, and scoffed. star wars was lame. it wasn't until he saw pete pull out a spiderman pencil case. richie's eyes widened before he was quick to say, "spiderman is my favorite marvel character." pete, in response, agreed, "mine too."

the two had become quick friends from that moment on. fourth grade was a trial for richie, however, max jägerman had taken target to peter and himself, duke had been coming by more to check on him and trevor, his uncle paul had been helping them move into his place. grandma and grandpa were happy with this decision, and had reassured the twins that they would always have space at their home.

unfortunately, fourth grade was around the time where books and fiction had become a more prevalent in his life. he was introduced to manga around this time. his first manga was, in fact, attack on titan. he had picked up the book, intrigued as to why the monster on the cover was an anatomic horror show. he was enthralled, and quickly engrossed himself in everything revolving around the media.

with the idea of finding comfort within a world that gigantic humanoid monsters and a military that was risking their lives for the rich hiding behind safety, richie would grow to further understand the main character: eren jäger’s need to prove himself. he even thought mikasa was a character he’d want to be with romantically ( this began his idea of selfshipping at the age of 11/12 ).

the early years of elementary school were also, the time where he had been diagnosed with autism and a few other diagnoses. GAD, depression and c-ptsd compared to his brother who received a GAD and adhd diagnosis. from early elementary, he had been with tools to help him ( however living with your uncle who also is avoidant as possible with his OWN emotions made it hard sometimes ).

as if finding his best friend in fourth grade was bad enough, he met ruth fleming in middle school ( guaranteed to be the cringiest time of his life ). the three of them had been sat in a pod together, yet again, and as if it was fate— it all clicked. the duo was fixed to their trio and ruth was a perfect addition to the group.

richie’s love for anime grew during this time, and he definitely had found a few medias that he shouldn’t ( cough, dramatical murder to list one - and hetalia ). while attack on titan remained a special interest for him and a love that’s near and dear to his heart, neon genesis evangelion also grew to the level of interest. middle school was THE time to be free— between the three of them, all of them had their things. they all had their interests that they made a goal for each of them to learn by proxy, and even when richie or pete would be the target of bullying, they all had each other.

middle school was also the steady incline of bullying for richie, being often ‘farted on’, and name calling had started. "shitlips" was the nickname that richie bore, holding that title all throughout the rest of his academic career. he'd try and rub off most of the bullying, but in the end, it's hard to stand up for yourself against the most important people in town. so he dealt, and bared whatever he could. on occasion, he'd try making himself more nerdy on purpose ( as if that'd do anything at all ).

he had gotten ahold of hairdye at thirteen. that, in itself was a mess. at thirteen, richie had braces and was self-conscious about his physical appearance. being thirteen was hard enough! that age was awful for everyone that could remember what it was like. there's something universal about it,,, unless you're max jagerman or brad callahan. then you have no room to speak.

hairdye.

hairdye was the main thing that richie had bought from walmart the last visit they had made for groceries, and held off from using it. after hours of watching videos on youtube, he went in for the kill and started the bleach. paul had come home from work to find one of his nephews downstairs doing homework, the other upstairs in the boys bathroom.

after the bleach, richie peered into the mirror, then seeing his uncle in the doorframe.

"whatcha doing?" paul asked, an amused but relatively confused smile drawing over his features. there was a moment of silence before richie blurted, "drugs?" which caused him to immediately regret that. "why would you say that when you clearly aren't doing that?" "i dunno! i panicked and got nervous. but, i'm trying to dye my hair to make brad callahan and max jägerman stop picking on me. and so i can look cool." richie admitted, deafetedly.

paul had taken another long look at the boy's now bleached hair, and took a slow breath, "what.. what color are you planning on dyeing it?"

as if he expected the question, richie pulled out a bottle of arctic fox's shade, aquamarine and swallowed. "this shade of blue. and i watched a lot of videos so i won't mess up the bathroom, i promise." he swore, when paul took the bottle from him.

giving it a closer look, his brows furrowed, then he looked back to richie with a skeptical look in his eye. "do.. you need help?" he asked.

"do you even know how to dye hair? no offense, but your hair has remained the same since you were little, uncle paul." richie gestured to the older.

"yeah, i know how to dye hair." he said before placing the bottle of dye on the counter sink and came closer, inspecting the bleach job before he looked at the empty bowl for the dye. he acted fast, popping the cap off and emptied the contents into the bowl itself.

richie didn't expect the bonding experience that the two had, but the outcome was worth it. an excitable richard with now a shock of blue hair, that matched the bands of his braces. "oh wow-! i look like aoba from dramatical murder!” that was a character he should not want to look like, but he had to give him credit for nearly all of his sexual awakening to that game. without it, he’d be probably a prude. no one wants to be a prude.

now highschool was a different story. at sixteen, richie became infatuated with film and cinematography. film in general had quickly grown to a high level interest, and because of this, he received a camcorder for his birthday. trevor received a recorder and a few other things, but richie had already begun recording. he utilized the camcorder for things such as video diaries and experimented often with recording the dnd sessions that he, pete and ruth had every two weeks. paul had done good with gifts that year, even if it was hard to properly find out what the boys wanted. trevor was easy to please, but he did have to be careful with richie's gift. needless to say, he was glad the camcorder is one of richie's prized possessions.

during highschool, the bullying worsened, but he persisted nonetheless against it. he met grace during this time, against his own will, yet again. the two would become unlikely friends, after an unexpected infodump about the waylon place from grace. then, he met didrika kumar during calculus and complimented their headphones. the stickers on them were cool, but granted, the way he went about the compliment was.... not what you'd expect. i'll let you imagine how that went down specifically.

he had taken interest in the swim team, but went against the idea. richie had thought that he didn't fit the idea of a swimmer. he by no means was athletic, he was asthmatic, and was too much on occasion to be around. so the second best option? being the school's mascot.

zeke the fighting nighthawk.

his first game was during his sophmore year, and when he had put on the mask, he felt safe. there was a layer of animosity behind zeke, that richie found comfort in. not everyone knew who he was, who zeke was, really. the identity of zeke the nighthawk would never be revealed, and his predecessor before him ( the senior that graduated two years before him; dylan grahm ) had said that people would try to find out his identity. true, there were people who did, but not everyone cared. the fact that not everyone cared made him feel better, he didn't have to meet everyone's expectations. he was just richie, richie who just so happened to be the biggest part of the football team ( minus the qb, max jägerman ).

there was an incident, about half-way through the football season, during halftime, richie had been doing well, getting the student section as loud as they can, the cheerleaders riled up as much as they could... but, he wasn't looking when he had tripped over his own feet and fell square on his face. thankfully the mask didn't come off, but that was forever marked as THE worst moment he could've ever handled. unfortunately, this did garner negative attention from max, and brad.

bullying, as i said, progressed. now namecalling had evolved into physical attacks. flick-it tickets, and being punched in the gut from time to time! it was,, a time and richie had hated coming home from school with fresh bruises that he didn't know how to explain. so, he'd hide in his room on more occasion. he didn't want to worry his uncle. that was the last thing on his list.

at seventeen, he had his braces taken off and relief had washed over him in the dental chair. by this point, he and didrika had been together for nearly a year, and let's also just say, they matched each other's freaks. over the summer, he witnessed pete and the mayor's daughter, stephanie lauter blossom into,, a romance. they said abstinence camp brought them together. weird.

by senior year, when he thought life couldn't throw anymore hurdles at him, he didn't expect didi's friend, evangaline goodreau, to be with him??? it was an awkward intergration, considering earlier in the year they had planned a prank on max before. thank god he jumped away before the floor fully gave out beneath him. how bad would it be if the quarterback of the hatchetfield nighthawks got seriously injured? or worse-

but, as tense as the new addition was, the nerds had grown into a large group! himself, ruth, pete, steph, didrika, eva, max ( and soon grace ). they'd be awkward, loud, rambunctious even as a group, but it'd lead to so many amazing moments that richie would catch on his camcorder. between TNTL in pete's backyard, d&d sessions, sleepovers, and even the conversations that'd come up in lunch, richie was glad for all that came his way. hey, at least it's better than... well, you know.

now, at eighteen, he plans to go into school for film study or even graphic design. he's an avid listener of 𝗦͟𝗪͟𝗜͟𝗡͟𝗚͟𝗜͟𝗡͟' 𝗧͟𝗛͟𝗘͟ 𝗛͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛͟𝗘͟𝗧, a podcast that didi and steph showed the group. he's apart of the mathletes, the GSA, and the school's broadcast team. he still lives with his uncle and his brother, but now, paul has a girlfriend, the crabby barista from beanies. trevor has a,, boyfriend? he doesn't know. and yes, he still actively wears anime merch proudly, and still sports that shock of blue. highschool was killing him, but he thinks that it's gearing towards something better... at least he hopes so.

AAAA THERE YOU GO!!! so i will say, that this is set in a timeline in which, max never died, therefore richie and ruth never did either!! however, there are still some crazy stuff that happens in this au hehehe. i hope you guys enjoyed!!

RICHIE GRAPHIC : made by yours truly ( me! ). if you guys like this, i'll make more for other characters!! i might make a section in my intro for graphic rqs! idk yet tho!

[celestial-narwhal]

Munday Survey

Name/Alias: Starry Age group: 21+ Pronouns: She/her, they/them Favorite color: Pastel green and pink! Cute watermelon vibes hehehee Favorite food: Char Siu Bao and roast duck Tattoos/piercings?: Absolutely not I am far too much of a weenie when it comes to needles. I love them on other people though... pretty... Current song stuck in your head?: No one's around to help. Pets?: 1 skrunkly white doggie named Basil :D I used to have two poodles but they passed away a couple years back. Miss you dearly little loves Favorite book?: Uhhh, at the moment probably Gideon the Ninth. Haven't gotten the chance to finish the series yet though :( Dream job: Mmm, hard to say rn... I suffered and am currently suffering from massive burnout after graduating from college, however! I've always wanted to work in labs, especially with regards to toxicology Tea or coffee?: Tea. Coffee makes me fall asleep :( How long have you been role-playing?: Uhh... about 11 years? When I started I didn't do it very often, I didn't start really getting into it until my friend dragged me into a server with her while we were studying abroad in college though. :) Who is your most active muse?: ATM? Luocha. That victorian twink has taken over my mind. Significance behind your URL?: ..... I just.... really like narwhals.... and stars........ and childe genshin impact...... hehehehehe

Tagged by: @the-solar-panel <33333

Tagging: Anyone that wishes to participate!

[annarts05]

huhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhh.

(cracks knuckles)

6, 7, 21, 24, and 39 <33333 have fun !!

AH I SAW THESE AND I GASPED

6. What is your darkest fear about writing?

Pretty sure this isn't original at all lol but the fear that it'll never be good enough, either to anyone reading it, or to me. Which is worse, to never be satisfied with my own creation. I hope one day I get better at it, but until then I'll try to push through

7. What is your deepest joy about writing?

Creating characters that just unconditionally love each other. It's the most beautiful thing and it makes me squeal. I think, if you squeal about your own writing, you're doing something right lol

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

Nope. Writing is more than just putting words to paper, it's also creating stories and characters and themes,,, and my brain is hardwired to do it. Everything I look at it or experience, one of my first thoughts is always "could I use this for writing??" So nah, even I tried, I love it too much to stop. And Writer Brain politely says no.

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

Outlining, outlining, character idea, character sketch, moodboards, playlists, some more outlining, oh hey a new idea, let's change the outline, readjust everything, let's do it again, some more outlining, polish it up, then drop it because I've obsessed over it so much I've become bored :D

a quick view of my writing process ^

I wish I could just get on with it, I love to actually create the stories, but I love planning and outlining too. Intimidation and nervousness of both actually writing and that the outline isn't complete yet hold me back until I eventually get bored and move on to the next idea. Which is a problem because I never finish anything q.q

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

The joy that I get from the characters interacting with each other. I wouldn't give up on my friends, and my characters feel so close to me, and I love each one of them, and I'll work through the story to keep working with the characters <333

[possession1981-moving]

hi my beloved 🩶🩷🩶🩷🩶🩷

5, 21, 38 for the bias game

hello my miha <33333 i already answered 5 here

21. Talk about one of your favorite features of a bias. okay for this i'm gonna choose to talk about..... sooyoung because i just looked at some photos of her. i am so. so. soooooo. in love with the roundness of her face i adore how every feature of hers adds to the roundness also like yeah her face shape is like the moon to start with but the softness of her brow shape adds to it, the round plumpness of her lips adds to it, the buttonlike quality yet still downward curve of her nose adds to it and the roundness of her eyeshape adds to it like idk it is just so!!!!!!!!!!! her face is so unique and soft and amazing.

38. If you could meet 1 bias in person and have an actual conversation with them, who would it be and why? i feel like this is so obvious but i would have to choose taemin like to me taemin is the height of artistry of creativity he is a literal genius in every sense of the word to me and at the same time we have so soooo much in common i feel like if we started talking about film and art and music we would never stop.

bias asks <3

[tangowiththewicked]

Under unusual asks: 21, 27, 67?

21. what video of you would you love to take sometimes? why haven't you yet?

probably riding someone. idk I think its more the idea of being filmed, I wouldn't want to watch it again cause I'd get the ick about myself after lmaoooo

27. what's a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in ?

you know, clothes aren't a big thing for me - they come off anyways lmao. though I do love a good button up now and then.

67. considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. what do YOU wish that would be?

sit on their face <33333

[asmo-ds]

loves, 19 isn't that old 😭😭 i'm also 19 and almost went on a date last year with someone and i was like, “damn i really do be dating young. i should chill with it and just experience that at 21 or sumn” and just passed on the offer🧍🏻‍♀️(kinda regret that ngl)

(good luck tho!! stay safe!!! <33333)

19 is the oldest i’ve gotten yet! it’s so old for me! jk jk the thing is i’ve had long term boyfriends in the past and they never took me on dates so i’m just like 😭😭😭 (and thank you i will 💕)

[dinomight]

Reyyyyyyy, I shall ask you 1, 12, 21, and 25!

hi!!! thanks for sending these in! <33333

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

easy! well, mostly bc I haven’t posted a lot of fics this year lol, but pacrim au for sure. not technically done yet but it’s the one I’ve had the most fun writing, and, as I literally never shut up about, I fucking love the ls & bht & pangzi trio and every combination of their dynamics

12. favorite character to write about this year

…to the surprise of literally no one, liu sang. definitely liu sang. (pangzi’s a close second tho!)

21. most memorable review/comment

okay I love and appreciate every comment I get and there’s a number of them that have stuck with me but. every comment @s1utspeare has left me takes the trophy for memorable solely bc of the iconic phrases she uses, from “I’m gonna PEE” to “i’m gonna go confess my sins into a sock drawer.” nothing makes your work feel more appreciated than off-the-walls shit that somehow gets you blushing and laughing your ass off at the same time <3<3<3

25. a fic you read this year that you would recommend to everyone

….just one?? no I refuse, I’m gonna have to do a few jkfjjkslCJEKQL these are all regardless of what you’ve read/watched btw bc they’re so friggin good

- blood oath by yiqie, 3/7 chapters, 33,638 words

It was inevitable, the smell—it hung around every Yujian Bang assassin and spy like a damp robe, trailing out behind them in ribbons. Prostitutes and brothel workers always smelled of flowers and tea, scholars smelled of ink and incense, and upstanding martial warriors smelled of the wind and the loam. The bottoms of ponds and rivers. Mulch. Yujian Bang, the Jade Sword Gang, smelled of blood—of animals, of Blood Prisoners, of their own.

this one is a Word of Honor AU and bro even if you’ve never seen the show. even if you’ve never in your life read/watched wuxia. READ THIS FIC. the writing is like. genuinely if I were to build an altar to the writing gods I would put this fic on there. it’s fucking gorgeous. *heed the graphic depictions of violence warning tho

- I will take it / It can’t go wrong. by carolinaa/ @officialratprince , 3 works, 80k words

this one is a series of fics about Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug, and yes I’m a little biased bc jj is my friend but I started reading this series before I met them! and they finished the final fic this year and it’s so fucking good. and no you do not need to have seen ML to understand the fics; in fact, I recommend that you don’t watch the show bc the fics are better anyways and the show will just confuse you lol

- i wish that you would love me by slutspeare, 1/1, 7311 words

this is the other fic that would immediately get a spot on my altar, if only for its stunning prose. anybody who’s a liu sang fan and down to read exploration of internalized aphobia and ace identity has probably already read this BUT for anybody who’s not into dmbj but wants to read that stuff? read it. READ IT. it’s so beautiful I cry every fucking time

- BeefCake ‘verse by fox_of_nine_tales/you!, 5 works, 20,985 words

A KanSang bakery-meet-tomb-robbers AU. Minimum angst, maximum happy. If you're looking for sweet and comforting fluff, you're in the right place.

yes this one’s on the list too!!! it’s so sweet AND funny AND heartfelt! and I firmly believe you do not need to have consumed any dmbj media to be able to read this, it works on its own. one hundred percent a good time

end of the year ask game!

[lewdendorff]

my head is racing so fast rn so here are some things ive noticed playing gta. ( the worst game ive ever played in my entire life /j ) this is in chronological order. sorta.

1 . why is there a road block at the end of the road if the cops didn't "make out their car yet"...

2 . michael wasn't actually shot. the bullet probably jus grazed michaels shoulder and thats why if you look real hard at that scene some blood comes out of michael back.

3 . who are those people at mikeys funeral and why was amanda probably there.

4 . how come lamar doesn't remember meeting michael if he was the mfer to ask him where the house they were looking for was.

5 . if lester is such a hacking genius why does he still have the same phone number from a decade ago. why does michael remember his phone number & why didnt he change it..

6 . why did michael leave the backpack, finger prints, and everything else that could incriminate him at the li building..

7 . wouldnt the lady at the jewelry store remember michaels voice / face if you do the loud option.

8 . why is michael so dumb.

9 . why does ashley look different & why is she letting trevor fuck her.

10 . where does wade go after the shoot out at the losts place?

11 . how did wade find michael if there are millions of michael in los angeles / los santos irl..

12 . how did trevor get into michaels home.. i don't understand. does michael leave his doors open? his window was still open? how did they not hear him come into the house. i have so many questions.

13 . why is steve gay.

14 . floyd

15 . why did they jus let trevor into the port?? if theres high security why would they jus let them in????????

16 . why did franklin and michael jus agree to do the mw heist without asking questions..

17 . how does a 2013 windows / life invader phone detect a government thing. and didnt lester make that app?

18 . blitz play <3

19 . i fought the law <33

20 . michael is cringe.

21 . why didnt franklin shoot chad?

22 . minor turbulence...

23 . why is michael not popular at the country club.

24 . why is trevor a hipster for living in a big fucking beach... big. fucking beach.

25 . paleto score <33333

26 . if trevor didnt jump onto the train he wouldve been left there bc michael was more focused on getting franklin into the train bed

27 . how does ron know trevor have a sensitive side. when did trevor move to sa? how did they meet? what was he like whenever he moved there?

28 . monkey business...

29 . bury the hatchet.........

30 . why did trevor all of a sudden bring up brad. they didnt even hit the ud yet. was he planning on bring brad to the ud with them?

31 . who is tbe gay friend they need to be modern america.

32 . fresh meat...

33 . the shit michael says to frank during the last part of that mission always makes me cry so hard and makes me hate michael and makes me want to do ending b...

34 . how did trevor know michael was at the uhhhhh kortz center. and why was his chopper there before the shoot out happened.

35 . meltdown was stupid.

36 . the sexual tension between michael and trevor is immaculate.

37 . where does the person helping franklin during the big score go?

38 . why is michael obsessed with capitalism.

ok bye.

[kit-kat-astrophe]

how old i think the genshin playable characters are according exclusively to Vibes.

some of these don't make sense in canon. lmk if i forgot someone!

Anemo

Jean- 25, that's all

Kazuha - 15

Sucrose - 12. i wholehheartedly believe this but i also mean it as an insult

Traveller - 14

Venti - 6000

Xiao - 2000 and idk why

Cryo

Kaeya - 23. hes so 23 that it's hard to comprehend. this is the most 23 you can get

Diona - 9. ik she works at a bar but diona cannot be anything except 9

Chongyun - 16. yup.

Rosaria - 22 or 25 yet shes already finished with existence

Qiqi - 7, physically, but shes probably like 100

Ganyu - like 28 but i get the feeling shes 300 or smth

La Signora - 30. milf with no kids

Electro

Beidou - 25. also a queen

Fischl - 14 enough said

Keqing - 21 i just know it

Lisa - 25. has been dating Jean for 5

Razor - 12 wolf boy go brrrrrr

Geo

Albedo - 200 just trust me on this one

Ningguang - 26 EXACTLY THERE IS NO WIGGLE ROOM

Noelle - 18. queen

Zhongli - 8000. he and venti should probably be the same age but shhhhhhhhhhhh

Hydro

Barbara - 14 ½ but will tell you she's 15

Childe - 24 but tells everyone he's 21. nobody believes him

Mona - 20 <33333

Xingqiu - 16 but people think he's younger

Pyro

Diluc - 70. im kidding hes 31 and is the only playable character other than Jean and Albedo that knows how to do taxes

Xiangling - recently turned 15 but slips up and answers "14" whenever anyone asks

Klee - 5. klee thinks 10 billion ÷ 5 billion is very extremely difficult because they're big numbers

Amber - 15. yup.

Xinyan - 17. another yup.

Bennett - 14 but i wwould lean towards 16 if he wasn't so happy-go-(un)lucky

Hu Tao - 14 based off vibes, but 19 since she has a job

Yanfei - 24, not sure tho

[bastardbvby]

DANG ITS UR BIRTHDAY WHAT HI HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM IN LOVE WITH U

GEN MY LOVE <33333 I LOVE U SO MUCH HELLO?????? ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY IN MY TIMEZONE YET BUT LIKE TECHNICALLY IM 21 SOMEWHERE SO ITS ALL VIBES <333 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[salvatoraesa]

rules: pick 5 shows and answer the following questions (don’t cheat) & tag people

1. stranger things 2. the chilling adventures of sabrina 3. new girl 4. gilmore girls 5.  julie & the phantoms

who is your favorite character in 2?

nicholas mfing scratch baby, and ambrose <3

who is your least favorite character in 1?

jonathan byers. :/

what is your favorite episode of 4?

oooh, it’s tied between deep fried korean thanksgiving (  3 x 9 )  &  lorelai’s graduation  ( 2 x 21 ) 

what is your favorite season of 5?f

there’s only one so far. </3

who is your favorite couple in 3?

nick & jess supermacy!

who is your favorite couple in 2?

nick & sabrina but we simply ignore the ending but also prudence & ambrose own my ass & i’m a fan of nick & prudence too.

what is your favorite episode of 1?

whichever one steve & robin are drugged gfuhdij  & the s2 finale slaps!

what is your favorite episode of 5?

bright or unsaid emily because i love pain.

what is your favorite season of 2?

part two.

how long have you watched 1?

since it came out in 2016!

how did you become interested in 3?

damn i don’t even know, i was into it while it was on. 

who is your favorite actor in 4?

milo ventimiglia <33333

which do you prefer: 1, 2, or 5?

stranger things has yet to disappoint me and that’s hard to do after 2 seasons.

which shows have you seen more episodes of: 1 or 3?

new girl because it has more episodes lmao.

if you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

rory so i could correct her dumbass mistake of picking anyone over jess. 

would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

no, i don’t think so.

pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but okay couple

uhhh, hm. nancy & robin ! god i would kill to see that shit... or harringrove don’t judge me thanks.

overall, which has a better storyline: 3 or 5?

 julie & the phantoms for sure. it’s so unique, i’d never even heard of anything like it. watch JATP if you haven’t <3

which has better theme music, 2 or 4?

IF YOURE OUT ON THE ROAAAAAD FEELING LONLEY AND SO COLD ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME AND I’LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN!!!!! WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW!!

tagged by:  i stole it from my old blog & wanted to redo it with different shows lmao tagging:  @kiddiepool , @jupitcr , @daylili , @saveours , @calcifaed , @hybredtm, @mieczlw ,  @damnmechanic , @stonedgilbert ,  @grimhilde , @coyoted , @spellcasted ,  @adorablecas , @shesdaylight , @constylations ,  @dvineglory  & YOU!

[holyshit]

hiii kay 💖💖 idk which questions you’ve answered already ksjcjsjc so pick 3 !!

hiii stef <33333 tysm! i will random number generate and answer the first three i haven’t yet to keep the ~randomness~. if they’re boring questions, i apologise!

91. Do you like your own name?

yup! i’ve always liked kristen (my full name). not too common or too uncommon. just right. and names that start with k... i may be biased buuut 👌👌👌👌

60. Do you talk to yourself?

not out loud often, but i sure am having fake arguments with myself in my head all day

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

never actually had to for myself now that i’m thinking about it...... but i’ve stayed there for extended periods for other people, so much so that i actually feel quite comfy at one of the hospitals near me sdlfgs rip

✨ get to know me uncomfortably well ✨

[richardwrights]

@divine-and-decaying Ruster this is so fucking long oh my G o d

1. What Are You Wearing? Uh a white shirt and some old ass red gym shorts from like over ten years ago lmaoooo (I sleeps in them so that’s why)

2. Ever been in love? Too many times

3. Ever had a terrible breakup? Too many times

4. How tall are you? 5'6″

5. How much do you weigh? Like 130# or something I don’t really keep track of it

6. Any tattoos you want? Yeah I want the CA Cliff House somewhere on my body and I want to redo my Umbreon and I want a horse tat and I want the Dark Side prism going around my left bicep and I want something on my ankle

7. Any piercings you want? I’ve pretty much gotten all the ones I want but I still think about repiercing my tongue sometimes cause I kind of miss it

8. OTP? That One Pairing and BJ/Hawkeye somewhat but idk I’m not really into that as much anymore

9. Favorite show(s)? MASH ofc and at the moment Arrow

10. Favorite Band? Gosh I just really don’t know it’s a complete mystery isn’t it

11. Something you miss? Being able to go through life without Worrying. About every fucking thing. And being in my room and listening to music and learning new things about this new band that I just got into called Pink Floyd and learning how to write because I wanted to read more stories about them. Simpler times :[

12. Favorite song(s)? Always Sorrow by PF, currently Wildfire Part II by Sonata Arctica

13. How old are you?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Guess

14. Zodiac sign? Aquarius like Nicholas Mason~

15. Hair color? Naturally dark brown but currently black with blue streaks

16. Favorite quote? “I find it’s better not to say anything at all than to say something ridiculous.” I will not tell you where that’s from and you can try to search it but you won’t find it~

17. Favorite singer? Tony Kakko atm

18. Favorite color? Bloo

19. Loud music or soft music? Depends on the mood. I listened to Pink Floyd for the better part of ten years but then started listening to metal so???? Explain that

20. Where do you go when youre sad? Night nights in my bed bed

21. How long does it take you to shower? Depends if I’m shaving, I can do it in ten but it’s usually around 20-25 minutes. The fastest I ever showered in my life was about five minutes

22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Depends on what time I go in to work but a typical day is about 10-15 minutes

23. Have you ever been in a physical fight? Hm not a serious one that mattered

24. Turn on(s)? Long hair, beards, piercings/tats in moderation which is an entirely subjective word, eyeliner

25. Turn off(s)? Being carelessly messy, selfishness, basically any of my last ex’s traits lmaooo fuck him

26. The reason i joined tumblr? To find more [redacted] to read lmaoooo

27. Fears? Creepy crawlies, humiliation, heights that don’t have any reassurance that I won’t Die

28. Last thing that made you cry? I don’t remember tbh, probably Richard Day?

29. last time you cried? It’s been a few months I think, if not then it was July 18th of this year

30. The meaning behind your url? IT’S DICK BOY BABEYYYY

31. Last book you read? I started Flowers in the Attic but I didn’t get more than a few pages in tbh

32. Last song you listened to? Storm the Sorrow by Epica

33. Last show you watched? Legend of Korra

34. Last person you talked to? In person was my dad, in general it’s the folks in the PF Discord server

35. Your relationship to the person you last texted? My fren Leah

36. Favorite food? CHEESE

37. Place you want to visit? Cambridge, England

38. Last place you were? Norfolk

39. Do you have a crush? Nah

40. Last time you kissed someone? About a year ago

41. When's the last time you were insulted and what was it? The details are still a little unclear but apparently one of my “friends” said it was surprising that I hadn’t killed myself yet because I’m so weird so that was fun. Kind of hurt but like that’s a weird fucking insult so it didn’t really bother me much LMAO

42. What color underwear are you wearing? It green

43. What color shirt are you wearing? See first question

44. What color bottoms are you wearing? See first question AGAIN

45. Wearing any bracelets? A beaded one that Leah made for me that says Rickums Dickums :33333

46. Last sport you played? Softball

47. Last song you sang? See question 32

48. Last prank call you remember making? I don’t think I ever have

49. Last time you hung out with someone? With Leah and her bf yesterday

50. Favorite movie(s)? Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii lmaooo but idk I don’t really have a favorite I guess, it’s more like several that I could watch an infinite number of times and never get tired of them. Ghibli movies come to mind right at the moment

I’m not tagging anybody because this is mega hefty and I won’t do that to you all UNLESS you truly desire to, then by all means have at it. Tag me if you do end up doing it tho~