#nosferatu spoilers?

[fritzmonorail]

Nosferatu (2024) was fun (a disorganized review) (spoilers. spoiler? yeah spoilers) (even if they might not make sense out of context)

"Shut up and sell me a house, house bitch. I don't have time for this shit. I gotta be in Germany fucking your wife"- Count Orlok (Nosferatu 2024)

This was a fun and stylish and charmingly classic Vampire film. I saw it the day after it premiered and I can't seem to stop thinking about it so have fun with whatever this post is. Beast from the X-Men movies was in this (not Frasier the other one, although that would have been hilarious) and we kept calling him that during and after the movie.

This movie was really funny, and I don't mean that as a negative, or to in any way imply that it isn't a good horror film because it is. Very spooky, great cinematography, all that shit. Its just that it was also really funny in the way that some horror is funny. Does that make sense? Its hard to explain but the look on Beasts face as it slowly dawned on him that his wife was right and he was in for a really shitty time only to settle on this expression of confused sweaty horror that didn't leave for the rest of the movie; Just how fucking rude Dracula was in this for no reason; Willem Defoe being himself; THE RATS. It was all just really funny to me ok.

There is a scene in this movie involving a pigeon that was genuinely so disgusting but also I've been laughing about it ever sense. There are two sex scenes in this movie, and also this is the least sexy Vampire movie I've ever scene. there's something nice about the idea that in an age of sexy vampires, sympathetic vampires, and silly vampires, Count Orlok rose to take his place as a scary, off-putting, gross jerk.

[kazz-brekker]

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

[snazzycicada]

[slowburncowboy]

She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows

[hermit-frog]

[wulfhalls]

nosferatu dir. robert eggers // tod und das mädchen - egon schiele

[dailyflicks]

NOSFERATU 2024, dir. Robert Eggers

[invaderhogtwopointohno]

Nosferatu (2024): Monster Fucker phsycic girlie pop's ex-situationship won't leave her alone after she marries a normal guy

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

murnau (1973) - lotte h eisner

"happy nosferatu day"

[gabitzart]

Nice stache bro

[nyacromancey]

anyway ellen hutter crawling to thomas saying “ill be good” and “you could never please me like he could” is crazy work welcome back eroticism in horror

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Nosferartu

Gothic vampire art, let's go! Nosferatu hit the big screens, and you hit your drawing boards. The art is creepy, dark, and delicious. And there's lots of it!

(this post may contain mild spoilers and mild gore, please proceed with caution if you dislike these things)

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[lokidoki9]

Raw, next question

[odetokeons]

♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱

+ bonus

[knightlycowboy]

𝙉𝙤𝙨𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙪 - 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 (2024) // 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 - 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘻 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘬 (1909)

[mxbequiet]

this was easily one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen cinematically, so god damn incredible.

Nosferatu, 2024

dir. Robert Eggers