#nooo possibly notttt

[holywoodelevator]

THE MASTER PLAN ISNT WORKING

SCATTER!!!

/j the tags are exactly what I needed 👅👅

JOHN ANWSER IT NEOWWW 🫵🫵 there's no other option its that or my spider gang comes after you.

The clock is ticking johnny boy.

Oh God. Err. I don’t know? You’re putting me on the spot here! Uhh…

[missamyrisa2]

miss Amy what would you do to someone who has very ticklish shoulders !! . I never realized how ticklish they are till someone tried to give me a massage on my shoulders and I had a little giggle fit .

offer a shoulder rub of course~!! And assure you nooo absolutely notttt I will not tickle youu at all nott one bitttt it's just a shoulder rubbb~ my thumbs are just gonna gliiiide lightly on the shapes of your blades and work all that tension out ~~ oh yes, we have to do it lightly. Wouldn't be much a shoulder rub if it wasn't as liiight as possible ~ that's rule #1 mmhmmm ~ and oh yes, let's get along the muscles hereee and why yes, those are my fingers gently rapping tapping on your upper shoulders. The key is to do that when you don't expect it oh yess, otherwise it won't work. The tensies, you see, they like to hide and I have to surprise them with my rubbies and tappiesss ~ and yeahh you can squirm and giggle too that's fine, giggling and snorting and squeaking is a-ok in my book when we're doing shoulder rubs ~ annnd what's that? Oh yeahhh little kissies are absolutely part of the shoulder rubsss and I'm just gonna brush my lips along your upper back toooo and over the top and across your napeee yeahhh we have to get some lipsies in there with the rubbies toooo can't let those tensies get out of control now ~<33

[tasmi333]

I’m over here stumbling upon ADHD memes and realizing I may just have ADHD but everyone I talk to keeps telling me it’s normal like nooo it’s notttt.

Me: *explaing my possible ADHD symptoms*

People: that’s normal stop overreacting

Me: *keeps forgetting homework,chores, favors my family ask me to do, and other general adhd symptoms*

People:

[eshithepetty]

Steven Universe Future final episodes liveblog

I decided to write down my feelings while watching this time, to make it more special, so here’s my reaction under the read more!

Alright, here we goooo~ ;;v;; I’m so very scared

I just watched some season 1 eps so this is gonna be,,, painful!

Everything is NOT fine!!

My heart’s legitimately beating hard rn, I’m just mustering the courage to press play and watch

Okay. Here we go for reals.

He’s going back!! And he’s so big and pink, gosh. This form initially threw me off and due to it’s role in Fragments it made me kinda scared, but it’s actually super cute, even if angsty

And oh no, they’re going to see him like this,,,,

mood

Oh! Also diamond eyes,,, ugh, they’re really pretty, I’m a sucker for inhuman eyes (and inhuman traits in general)

Oh, baby,,, also, Connie!!!

Ugh, her voice sounds so worried,,,

Oh right, they haven’t spoken… these past 3 episodes have felt a lot longer than they actually were. I’m glad they’re talking now, though!!

“I’m great! Never been better!” DJFBHDVDDFGJK STEVEN

YES YOU HAVE STEVEN

Baby,,,,,,

Also wHERE ARE THE GEMS??

“There’s nothing to worry about, I’m okay.” HFGJHFGSGHSTEBES YOU’RE NOT!! FUCK!!! AND CONNIE KNOWS IT!!!!

Don’t hang up on her!!! Steven!! noooooo,,,,

ohhhnh…. oh noo,,,, son,, Oh No;;;;;

OH NO;;;;;

BABYYYY aGH

hhhhhbaby,,,,

“I’m Steven Universe” ugh, the way he says that,,, the emotion there,,,,, the parallel to episode 1,,,, fgsjgsjdgs Zach is so talanted

AHH STEBSE

AAHHHHHH MOMS COME HELP JUST DON’T FREAK HIM OUT

JSFGSJDFGSDGSDF STEBEN,,,,

I feel like I’m just gonna be keysmashing throughout all of this, my heart hurts,,,,

YOU’RE NOTTTT GUYS DON’T LISTEN TO HIM

jfghdghdjfgdhfgd

“We’ll take your word for it.” HFDGJDFGHDG GARNET DON’T!!!! YOU FKING,,, DUMBASSES

STEVENNNNN NOOO

fast boi,,, but this is such a bad idea, gosh I’m worried

I’m just remembering “burn little homeworld to the ground” and I’m fUVKIN SCAREDD

Oh! Pretty garden!

Volley!! It’s so good to see her!!

yeah, maybe it’s not the best idea to just,,, run around looking like that. I mean, not that it’s in any way BAD or that Stebes should be in any way ashamed or hiding but… I’m just surprised noone’s asking about what’s happening?

oh no,,,, is he gonna bring them to life and they’ll get agressive from his misery,,,

his laugh tho;;; he’s so desperate to prove to himself that he’s not terrible,,, oh baby,,,,,

THAT MLEM WAS ADORABLE WHAT

OH NOO

Agh, I’m so scared, but also, that was kinda hilarious

STEVEN

GARNET??? Why are you here?? Oh, she probably foresaw needing to be here, and the CGs do work here, but also, she’s a therapist?? Can you PLEASE also do that for your son???

“Steven’s here to help” that’s both cute and disturbing, my god

STEVENNN

Awe, the hug….

Ame’s outfit!! but seriously, how did they all get here so fast? there has probably been more time passed than I initially though

“You good, bud?” HE’S NOT, AME, PLEASE HELP YOUR LITTLE BRO AGH

Also, this place is full of lava and dangerous objects, oh no,,, nothing good can possibly come from this I’m TERRIFIED

GHgJjjgskg he’s so obviously fake it hurts to see and hear

Also, bispearl moment! They’re spending time together!!

Fabulous. It’s great to see more of th pearls, always, they’re all great <3

Okay, how’s he gonna fuck up this one

tiny hammer,,,, oh no. he’s gonna be too strong…..

OH NO

Oh  no,,,, Bis I’m sorry,,,, Steven, sweetie, please go calm down,,,, CGs, why aren’t you doing anything??? Help the boy!!! Get him some tea and leave him to rest!!! I mean, he probably doesn’t want to, cause that would lend him space to think, and he doesn’t want to do that, but he has to! He has to be honest about how bad it feels!! So that he can heal and move on!

tootles,,, Stebes…

God, I’m sp sad for this boy, my son, no,,,,

Steven, sweetie, you’re a disaster rn, please don’t;;;

SHE’S JUST LAYING THERE. LIKE A CAT. ADORABLE

Oh no,,,,,

Woah, Onion!! But seriously, what’s up with that child???

Oh NO!!

THE BEETLES!!!

Oh! That was really nice, great job son!!!

“I did it…” oh my gosh, he’s so desperate, it hurts hhhh

“I didn’t mess anything up!” Steven, honey-

Oh NOo,, fuck,,, FUCK,,

STEVENNHHNN

Aah,,, STeven,,,, god, fuck, this freaking kid, I’m gonna start crying,,,

Connie! Thank god, they’re actually ready to talk. Let’s see if Steves is, and if they’ll be able to listen. carefully.

Also, I just realised, where is Jasper??

Oh my god,,,

HSDFBGSDKJFBSHELP THE BOY HE’S LITERALLY SUBCONCIOUSLY BEGGING STEBEEH STEP OUT OF YOUR DENIAL;;;

Grego,,,

Yea, they’re already worried!!!

Don’t trap him!!! GOD

Nonononononono

Yea, he didn’t tell them fgfgs

dgbdHFGDKFGgosH, that laugh,,,, my heart is broken, my stupid stupid boy, god, I love you, I just want to see you happy,,, this is so painful;;;;

LIKE SHIT IT WASN’T IMPORTANT IT CONCERNS YOUR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND LIFE

HSBGKSBFGSKZGBSGBSH I’M GONNA GET A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS SHOW

Aah, that music….. my boy,,,,

NO! MY BOY! SON! NONONONONO!!

God,,,, I’m legit gonna sob what the fuck,,,,

God, my boy;;;;

SDSDFSKDFSKDSKWHAT

AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

***

OH. OH NO. THE THUMP

FUCK!!! FUCK!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHTHIS DOESN’T FEEL REAL BITCH WHAT THE FUUUCKK

WORM WORM WORM WORM!!!!!

God, this is gonna be painful,,,

Don’t!!! Peri,,,!!

STEVENNGHHN

SGHSKGSKGBSYES IT IS!!! FUCK!!!!!

Mood, Ame

“but how?” “Nevermind that.” OH OKAY. not gonna explain it, that’s fine! I mean, I’m not upset, but that’s really funny, just, yeah, guess Steven's godzilla now. How? Fuck if we know  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But yea what matters here is helping Steven!

DON’T!!!! YELLOW LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

dfskdfskdf

WHITE DON’T FUCKING GO NEAR THE BOYY!!!! HE HAS TRAUMA!!!

OH NO

YES IT ISSS!!!!

Oh nooononononoNONO

Garnet,,,

Ahh! Cluster!!! Be gentle!!

SOBS,,,,

DON’T CRY, FUCK!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!! I MEAN, NOT TO BE MEAN, I JUST FGHDDJFGBDGJD FUCK

YES!!!! Grego!!!!

Oh no,,,, Spinel,,,,,,

DON’T FUCKING START A GUILT COMPETITION WHILE THE SON IS LOST IN HIS MISERY!!! GUYS!!!!!!

White,,,, hhhhhh

Go CONNIE!! GO CONNIE GO!!!! FUCK IT UP CONNIE!!!!

YESSS!!!!!!!!

GOD, Connie is great

!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!

God, this is lowkey very corney, but also cathartic and I sure as fuck ain’t complaining

Steven!!!! Ah!!!! <3

this is literally that *shoots hearts towards you* meme, oh my god

ah,;;;;,,,;;,,,

*insert crying cat picture*

Spinel,,,,

Steven,,,,,,

Pearl,,,,,,,,

Connie!!!!

Ah,,,,,!!

Steven;;;;; god, it hurts, my boy is back,,,,,

God,,,,,, I love this so much;;;; my sweet son,,, cry yourself out, your deserve it,,,, god;;;

Well that was super sweet,,,, gosh *send you hearts* aaaaaaa

***

Ah! The training music!

Ah, they’re hanging out!! Great!!!

Ah, what news? Did he get a therapist??? Please tell me he’s going to therapy!!

months,,, it’s been months…

oh, he’s leaving, right?

*gasp* Cookie cats,,!!!

AAAAHH THIS IS SUCH A CALLBACK OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES AHHH

Ah! She ate! a little bit! that’s enough, I’m proud of you!! That scrumptious was adorable!!

AAH!! OH MY GOD!!!

PEARL!!! AME!!! GARNET

“groceree store” MY GOD

“he left his family behind” oh my god fgskg

YES!!!! HE HAS A THERAPIST!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I CARE ABOUT FUCK YEA!!!! THERAPIST!!!! AHHHH!!!

Oh, they ŗe so supportive, this is so sweet!

Don’t just leave him!

Bis,,,,

Aw, Peri,,,,

“I like this one so much!” God, that’s adorable, awh

AWE!!!! My goodness dfhgdj his shirt

Ah!!! She’s an artist, of course!!!! That’s amazing!!!! I’m getting seconhand joy!!!

Lapis <3 <3 <3

Awe, the flag,,,, <3

“I’m gonna use my tears to make a watercolor painting of you”dkfgbdkjgbd fuck, that’s so good

Ahhh, they said they loved him!!! I can’t recall any gem besides Garnet using that word ever??? That’s amazing!!!

Aw, cry babies,,,, I love them,,, <3

Jasper!!!

no!!! Jasper, sweetie,,,,

THE HOLESJGBDFG

DFGKDFDD

I love Amethyst

Pearl!! She’s playing bas!! Adorable <3

Oh no,,,,, Stebes :(

Awe, your own!!!!

Oh noo,,,,, son;;;; look what you’ve done, now he feels like you don’t care about him!!!

Oh!!! He finalyy won’t have to live in a van! Great ^^

the stars!!

Aw!!! They kissed!! They’re so sweet, I’m glad there wasn’t like some big scene made out of that, just casual and fond!!

“Don’t breakfast without me” adorable <3

Oh no,,,,,,,

DFGJDKFGJD

AAHH

“Pearl agrees” DHFGJDHD

AWE <3 <3 <3 <3

Ah, Garnet!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

BITCH I LOVE YOUU

Pearl,,,,

Sweethearts;;;;;

Just a little time~

Awe, they’re all there waving goodbye!!! My gosh!!!

Awe,,,,,

AAaaaaand I’m crying

<3