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Repugnant Fic: Supervision (vol. 1)

Summary: Tom Bones applies for a job at a daycare centre. What could possibly go wrong?

Characters: Tom Bones, OC: Barbara, Sid E. Burns, and Mary Goore.

Rating: Teen and up audience.

Word Count: 2,124

Warnings: Strong language, children indulging in shenanigans, and mild cult indoctrination.

Tom Bones could never keep a job. Ever. It didn't matter what kind of job he had, whether it be part of the movie theatre crew, a car dealership seller, clerk, janitor, etc., customer service wasn't his forte. He was reckless when performing his duties and he was careless with the customers. If an angry customer snapped at him, he would snap back, and get into a fistfight. Sometimes his ass would land in jail, causing Mary or Sid to bail him out the next day.

Since Tom applied to one or two jobs per year he wasn't draining the band's money by getting into trouble. Repugnant was already gaining more recognition by the masses. Tom didn't need the extra cash. Whenever the band wasn't touring or recording albums Tom would take a side job out of pure boredom.

After Repugnant's last concert ended, it was the same old situation for Tom and his big break, yet, this time, he believed he found the perfect job, not only to avoid trouble, but to cure his apathy: a daycare centre.

Tom's job interviews were usually mediocre. It was no different when he was being interviewed by one of the supervisors at the daycare centre, Barbara. He tried to put on his best impression, saying, 'yes, ma'am,' "no, ma'am,' lying about his past and boasting about what a great influence he'd be for the kids.

Barbara observed his appearance and detected how grungy he looked as if he were in some kind of grunge band similar to Pearl Jam. He did good answering each question, she noted. How bad could he be?

While examining his résumé, she also noticed he listed no prior job experience. She wasn't necessarily looking for someone with experience. Anybody could handle a kid. She just hoped he wouldn't allow them to misbehave. She brushed the thought aside and decided to give him a chance. After all, the people who haven't had a job yet needed one more than those who did. Little did she know... Tom had plenty.

"You're hired." She gave him a yellow slip which had both her number, her email, the address the daycare was located (in case he forgot), and what time he needed to arrive. “See you at noon tomorrow."

Back at the Repugnant hideout, Tom bragged to Sid and Mary about his new job, deeming himself less lazy than them.

"You won't last a fuckin' day, man," Sid retorted.

“Oh yeah? Wanna bet?”

Sid scoffed. "Dude. I've won all your bets." He has, in fact, won 20 of Tom's bets. What started out as a $5 bet steadily grew to $10, $15, $20, and now $50. Tom often wondered where his money went until being reminded about it when Sid flaunted the cash in his face.

"I'm telling you, this job is a keeper."

Sid rolled his eyes. He heard that phrase many times before. "Whatever."

Mary listened to their conversation and drank his beer. He couldn't care less.

The next day Tom arrived on time but wasn't dressed to impress. He walked over and greeted Barbara by the entrance.

"Welcome, Tom. So glad you're here." She would later regret saying that. "The little ones are waiting for you. I'll be back soon with their parents ready to pick them up."

“Yeah. No problem.”

She led him inside into the classroom. All the children were sitting criss cross, staring blankly at nothing. Barbara had taught them well. "Kids, this is your new sitter, Tom. Be nice to him and don't make a mess," she scolded playfully, wagging her finger.

“Yes, ma’am,” they all said in unison.

She turned to Tom and smiled. "They're all yours. Good luck." She patted his shoulder. “See you in a few hours." With that she left Tom to his duties.

He grabbed a chair, plopping himself down in front. "Hey, guys and gals. I'm in charge here. So I say, do whatever the fuck you want."

Shit. He said a bad word. A forbidden word! The girls plugged their ears, and the boys gasped while some giggled in the back, finding the word amusing.

After a moment of silence, one boy, who mustered up all his courage, raised his hand. “Where did you get your nose ring...?"

"This?" Tom pointed to his piercing. "At a shop." He was casual about it. Kids shouldn't have nose piercings. Maybe when they were older, but definitely not now.

“Can I touch it?” The same boy asked.

Tom chuckled. “Go right ahead.”

The kid walked forward and touched the piece of silver. Other kids followed suit and soon enough everybody was touching his piercing. Tom didn't mind being the main attraction. He enjoyed it.

"Did it hurt?" A girl queried.

He gave her a wink. “Only a little.”

"Hey, Tom!" A boy cut in. "Can me and Ethan play ball?"

“Do whatever you want. I’m easy.”

The kids got into groups and did their own thing. Tom watched, occasionally dodging a ball or catching it, before throwing it back.

A girl came up and started running her fingers through his blonde strands. "Your hair is so long." She muttered, almost in awe. In her early comprehension years, guys are supposed to have short hair, not long hair. "Can I braid it?"

Tom didn't hesitate. He allowed her and a few other friends to take each strand of hair and braid it. They chatted amongst themselves until they were finished. Tom thought the hairstyle looked cool and wanted to don it at a future Repugnant concert. Mary, of course, denied his wishes.

“Hair done! Next is makeup." The girls sifted through loads of paperwork on Barbara's desk, hoping to find a makeup kit. They looked inside the drawers and attempted to pull on the locked drawer with no luck.

“Tom, we can't find any." A little girl protested.

“Wait, I have an idea!" Another girl chimed in, holding up a box of markers.

The girls agreed and each grabbed a different color. Bethany used the red marker for lipstick; Charmaynae used the blue marker for eyeshadow; Hailey used an orange marker for blush, Dakota used the green marker for defining Tom's jawline and cheekbones; and the rest had yellow to press tiny dots all over his face. By the end of his makeup session Tom looked like a disaster and a scary clown.

The girls handed him a mirror. He inspected himself, praising the girls for all their hard work while impersonating Barbara, making the girls squeal with laughter.

Although his “makeup" was childish, Tom would later see this as inspiration to use makeup for his Kiki Bones appearance in Subvision.

Meanwhile, the boys were separated into three groups: one group situated themselves at the desks, making paper airplanes and flying them across the room. The second group continued to play ball and the third group wrestled, knocking down a few chairs in the process. Tom didn't care about the mess. He wasn't gonna take charge and clean up or force the kids to do it.

In the midst of all the chaos, one boy walked over to Tom, analyzing his black metal band t-shirt. "Um...excuse me? You like Mayhem?"

“I do,” confirmed Tom.

"My dad does too."

"Really? What's his favorite song?"

The kid shrugged. "I don't remember the exact name, but there's this one particular song he plays everyday." The boy paused and raked his eyes over Tom's tattoos, looking flabbergasted. “Whoa! That's a lot."

Tom chuckled. "Thanks." Suddenly, an idea struck. "Why don't you gather everyone around and I'll tell you guys about each tattoo?" The boy nodded and started herding the rest of his classmates like cattle onto the floor where they all sat, cross cross, staring at Tom...or a second cousin of Pennywise?

"Who wants story time?"

Everybody raised their hand.

"Excellent." Tom rolled up his shirt cuff, further exposing his tattoos. A few tiny mouths went agape at the sight. Tom’s right arm was a full tattoo sleeve while his left arm was half a sleeve. He pointed to the first tattoo he ever received at the ripe age of 17 then started sharing stories for the rest of his tattoos. It took an hour and a half to talk about all the ink but he eventually finished, concluding, "That is how I got my tattoos."

The kids cheered and clapped.

"Are you in a band?" Marcus asked.

"Yeah. I play drums."

"Can you spin your sticks like Nikki Sixx?" Ethan demanded.

"That's Tommy Lee!" Corrected Dylan.

"Guys." Tom caught their attention again. He looked at both boys, smirking. "Yes and yes."

"Well, what band are you in?" Questioned Sophia.

Poor, sweet child, thought Tom. He didn't want to corrupt her innocent facade by revealing he was in a death metal band. However, if she was curious....he didn't want to deny her an answer.

"Anyone heard of Repugnant?"

The kids fell silent. Tom could've swore he heard crickets in the background until a random girl, Jocelyn, spoke, "What does that mean?"

Ah, children and their vocabulary. "It means..." Tom tried to figure out a way to word the definition without scarring the kids too much. "All the bad stuff in the world, things that are inhumane, disgusting, revolting - that's Repugnant."

"So... the worst of the worst?"

"Correct. The worst of the worst."

"I wanna hear what your band sounds like. You think we can attend a concert?" Ethan asked, his eyes widening like saucers. He was getting excited.

Tom didn't want to deject Ethan's dreams by saying he was too young to watch them play live. So, instead, he offered: "Would you like to have a concert here, in this very room?"

All the boys looked at each other, nodding eagerly. Tom dimmed the lights and went over to Barbara's computer, finding a few Repugnant concert videos on YouTube. “Prepare to rock out," Tom warned. "This song is called Premature Burial." He clicked play and the thrashing music echoed off the speakers. "There's me." Tom pointed himself out, smashing the drums. The kids watched. The girls didn't find this type of music enjoyable or catchy. It was unlike Taylor Swift.

Through the grainy film of the video, Mary Goore appeared on stage, banging his head forth and back, while fingering the strings on his guitar. He flipped his head up as his long brown hair fell down near the length of his shoulders, revealing his face and darkened eye paint, as he sang in a deep, growly voice, “Decrepit as you've fallen in disease. Joints are withering as they slowly freeze. Decomposition eating through your head. Mistakenly you're confirmed as dead." The words were incoherent but the boys didn't seem to mind it. Some started to bang their heads and mimic Mary's guitar playing. The girls locked eyes at the screen in horror before scampering out of the room in fright.

Tom didn't pay attention, he was busy using his index fingers to hit the desk, pretending he was back on tour.

The boys started to feel the groove of the music take control of their bodies as the song continued. The indoctrination process was beginning to happen. The boys would become future death metal heads and society had no source of stopping it. These young rebels would continue the legacy of wrecking havoc on ordinary life. Tom couldn't have been more proud.

Next the boys stood up on desks, chanting, “Repugnant! Repugnant! Repugnant!"

Not long after, Barbara barged in, shocked at what was unfolding in front of her own eyes.

Tom quickly paused the video while the boys scrambled off the desk.

"What is going on?!" Barbara shrieked.

Tom stood up, confronting her. "I can explain-"

Barbara gasped at Tom's new makeover. What the fuck happened to him?? His hair was braided and his face was covered in different colors. How did this happen? Why did any of this happen? "The k-kids d-did that to y-you?" She looked around the room, inspecting the strewn items that scattered the floor. "And y-you allowed them to d-do this?" Barbara was in a pure state of shock, she could hardly speak without trampling over her own words.

Tom cleared his throat. It was the only moment in which he was honest with her. He nodded his head, not looking a bit shameful, but rather smug, amused.

"Get out! You're fired." No explanation could ever change her mind about Tom. She pointed to the exit where he left, not saying goodbye to his miniature comrades. "Did he hurt you?" Barbara interrogated, worried about the children’s well-being. The boys shook their heads, however, the girls provided a different response, concerning their mental state after witnessing the shock value that was contained in the concert video.

The daycare centre was the first and only job in which Tom Bones was fired from after a day.

Taglist: @copias-juicebox

Side-note: if anybody else wants to be added on my taglist for certain eras/characters, let me know!

#tom bones #repugnant #repugnant band #mary goore #repugnant fic #supervision #the band ghost #ghost band #cine writes

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kniightharrington · 8 months ago

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(our) steve + nancy for the ultimate ship meme!

General:

How long will they last? - forever obviously

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Steve fell fast and hard and is open to admitting it. Nancy wont admit it, but shes the same.

How was their first kiss? - Mindblowing, Steve still thinks about it to this day.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Nancy, and Steve loved it.

Who is the best man/men? - Dustin

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Robin, Max.

Who did the most planning? - Nancy

Who stressed the most? - Nancy, and steve tries his best ot help her with it.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - no one

Sex:

Who is on top? - It depends on who instigates.

Who is the one to instigate things? -Steve more, but they both do

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Fiveish minutes- depending

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Steve wants six, but is willing to compromise. I see it somewhere between 3 or 4

How many children will they adopt? - Just Dustin lol

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Steve, but he's happy to do it

Who is the stricter parent? - Nancy

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Steve

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nancy

Who is the more loved parent? - theyre both ewually loved

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Nancy

Who cried the most at graduation? - Steve

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Steve

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Nancy, steve can't cook for shit

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Steve- he grew up in a semi rich household and has always been picky.

Who does the grocery shopping? -Nancy, she's more practical with the money.

How often do they bake desserts? - every sunday

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Steve is a meat guy, Nancy is a salad gal- they balance each other out

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Nancy

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - steve

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Steve

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Nancy

Who is really against chores? - Steve

Who cleans up after the pets? - Nancy

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Steve

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Nancy

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nancy

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Steve

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - steve

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every year

What are their goals for the relationship? - Be happy.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Steve

Who plays the most pranks? - steve

#[Heaven knows I ain't getting over you || Steve and Nancy]#curlpower #i love dem

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rllymilerlly · 4 years ago

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How about taang for the ask meme? (or if someone already asked for taang, what about sukka?)

I haven’t been asked for Taang yet

GENERAL

Rate the Ship -

How long will they last? - lifetimes if they get their shit together

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - very slowly. It took them a super long time to kind of fall into place.

How was their first kiss? - Short and spontaneous. And very awkward right after.

WEDDING

Who proposed? - I’m not one to think that Taang would really get married but if they were it probably be Aang who proposed hes a sap like that.

Who is the best man/men? - if they got married it wouldn’t be western at all so these questions aren’t really fitting to it but if it were westernized Aang would ask Zuko to be the best man and Sokka as a groomsman.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Again with the point above but obviously if i had to choose it’d be Katara as maid of honor and Suki as a bridesmaid

Who did the most planning? - Sokka is in charge of most of the planning honestly

Who stressed the most? - Aang would be, while Toph is just wanting to get it done

How fancy was the ceremony? -

The actual ceremony would be very private and hidden in the air temples. But also this would be a union between the Avatar and a Beifong there would be huge celebrations for weeks.

CHILDREN

How many children will they have naturally? - 3

How many children will they adopt? - They help out a lot of orphaned kids all the time. And they practically adopt every animal they encounter

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Aang

Who is the stricter parent? - Aang is but barely. But Toph is more of the tough love parent.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither they like to live on the edge

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aang loves prepping food

Who is the more loved parent? - It’s equal.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Lmao in the atla verse I don’t think their kids would go to a lot of actual school or at least not the same one.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Aang would cry a little bit more

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Aang would have to bail both his kids and his wife out.

COOKING

Who does the most cooking? - Aang

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Aang but only because he doesn’t eat meat.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go to the markets together and make a day out of it.

How often do they bake desserts? - Aang bakes desserts all the time and talks about Gyatso as he does.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Toph is a meat lover while Aang is obviously a vegetarian. Toph eats a lot of non meats for Aang but she does have the craving for it every now and again.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Aang does because he’s a big hopeless romantic.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Toph so she can get some meat every now and again.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Toph because her and Zuko don’t know how to cook but boy did they try one time.

CHORES

Who cleans the room? - They both do their share of cleaning.

Who is really against chores? - Neither really, after spending years together and traveling the world they know they just gotta do their share and it can be fun with the right people.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Aang cleans up after Appa and Momo but Toph helps.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Toph

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Aang is when they are fancy diplomats and Toph has to try to teach him the art of fine dining (and breathing)

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Toph would find any money lying around if she can sense it.

MISC

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aang does

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Aang takes Appa out flying daily

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they put up decorations around the temples for old air nomad traditions every year.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To love each other forever obviously smh

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Toph for sure

Who plays the most pranks? - They are in a constant prank war

#Taang #my asks #my buckaroos #me: says I’m taking a break from atla fandom #also me: taang tho #this will probably be the only atla one I do tho

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sxvethelastdance · 3 years ago

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Ship meme! Warring exes

General:

How long will they last?: Depends on the universe, but it's safe to say that an eternity wouldn't be enough for one as greedy as Shang Tsung.

How quickly did/will they fall in love?: It was the slowest of slow burns I tell you. All is fair in love and kombat, but it’s never quite that simple is it? They didn’t kindle things until a universal reset and a generation of training together.

How was their first kiss?: Electric.

Wedding:

Who proposed?: Shang Tsung. Something along the lines of “Be mine, Raiden.”

Who is the best man/men?: I WANT to say that Fire Lord Liu Kang is the best man for Raiden.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?: BRAIDS MAIDS- I know what this is a spelling error but see. I can’t let it go.

Who did the most planning?: Shang Tsung.

Who stressed the most?: Shang Tsung, he’s a staunch perfectionist. Everything had to be just right, more than that. It had to be a ceremony befitting of a god’s status, but accustomed to the sensibilities of one who lives for the simplicity of life as Raiden does. Getting all their guests to the island was the tricky part.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?: The Kytinn. Shao Kahn, etc etc

Sex:

Who is on top?: Shang Tsung, sometimes Raiden when he’s comfortable with taking a ride.

Who is the one to instigate things?: Typically Shang Tsung. Raiden’s a rather chaste fellow.

How healthy is their sex life?: Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they?: Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (Shang Tsung is a kinky bastard BUT, BUT. They take things at Raiden’s pace, he has the reins on how far he wants to go. So the numbers can fluctuate)

How long do they normally last?: ;))))

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?: If Raiden hasn’t had multiple orgasms, then Shang Tsung simply cannot end the night.

How rough are they in bed?: Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?: No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?: 0, my friend. Nobody wants or has the means to go through that.

How many children will they adopt?: One lovely girl by the name of Shang Liu Kang (Stiles and I have affectionately nicknamed her “New Kang”)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers?: The servants

Who is the stricter parent?: Shang Tsung, surprisingly enough.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?: Raiden

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?: The servants

Who is the more loved parent?: She loves her parents equally!

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?: Homeschooled child is homeschool

Who cried the most at graduation?: Yes :)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?: If you don't think that Shang Tsung is going to roll up to the jailhouse in armani with a team of the best lawyers money can buy then you are simply WRONG

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking?: The servants

Who is the most picky in their food choice?: Shang Tsung

Who does the grocery shopping?: The food on the island is locally sourced

How often do they bake desserts?: Not too often. A little bit more when Shang Liu Kang enters their lives.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?: I’m actually not sure of Raiden’s eating prefrences (humbly asking @bastardsunlight for an assist on this), but Shang Tsung’s policy is ‘why not both?’

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?: Shang Tsung

Who is more likely to suggest going out?: Shang Tsung, again.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?: Raiden, I’d think. The man’s never had to cook to sustain himself before.

Chores:

Who cleans the room?: The servants

Who is really against chores?: No one, they're well paid.

Who cleans up after the pets?: The servants

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?: Not anyone who wants to live.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?: Shang "We can't let anyone know that we SIT" Tsung

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?: Couches? In THAT palace? It's less likely than you think.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths?: Shang Tsung

Who takes the dog out for a walk?: The servants

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?: Not often, I'd think

What are their goals for the relationship?: To live a life of lavished love and drink in its wealth together.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon?: The only way they're sleeping until noon is if it's the both of them. Tsung's an early riser.

Who plays the most pranks?: Shang Liu Kang, look at the girl. She's a menace!

#Warring exes #toschemewithintrigue

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savythenillerwaffer · 4 years ago

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For my buds @mizzztery and @bakedbaguette25. Enjoy (cause this took way too long)!

TaZr (Tak x Zib) Ultimate Ship Meme

General:

Rate the Ship - Why is this not getting more attention?! (This ship is my current otp)

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - A very slow burn for sure ;)

How was their first kiss? - Impulsive, but not unpleasant

Wedding:

Who proposed? - It would probably be done by message rather than in person, but Tak probably would in this situation

Who is the best man/men? - Dib

Who is the bride's maid(s)? - Gaz

Who did the most planning? - Tak (Zib did nothing because roach bois have no taste in decor)

Who stressed the most? - Tak would probably stress out about it too, but Zib would most definitely be a bundle of anxiety

How fancy was(will) the ceremony (be)? - Knowing Tak? Probably a really good looking backyard (She's not a big money spender)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Zim (but he showed up anyways, as usual)

Sex:

Who is on top? - Tak (tho Zib sometimes takes initiative)

Who is the one to instigate things? - Zib (out of pure curiosity and/or teenage libido)

How healthy is their sex life? - Nothing overboard, probably once a couple weeks (but they make it count when it does happen OwO)

How kinky are they? - A solid 6/10 (Might try out some toys once they figure out how to work them)

How long do they normally last? - Zib = solid 5 minutes (with practice), Tak = 5 hours (naturally)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Only sometimes ;)

How rough are they in bed? - I am not at liberty to answer this 😳

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public (unless Zib wants to lose a hand)

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2, and theirs names are Mid(thanks to @electrozeistyking) and Zak

How many children will they adopt? - 1 (Zak)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Both of them tbh

Who is the stricter parent? - Tak (someone has to set the ground rules, cause god knows that Zib wouldn't punish his children for anything)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Mostly Tak

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? - Zib

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Tak (and she would force Zib to tag along)

Who cried the most at graduation? - Zib (Tak would shed a tear tho)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both Zib and Tak

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Tak (without question)

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Tak (obviously)

Who does the grocery shopping? - Do I even need to say anything?

How often do they bake desserts? - Only on a special occasion

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Tak (but Zib tries to occasionally)

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Tak, but not often (they are very introverted)

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Zib (but you probably could have guessed that)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - 😐 (Tak)

Who is really against chores? - Zib

Who cleans up after the pets? - They have no pets

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Zib (without question)

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Zib mostly (but Tak does as well sometimes)

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Zib (because Tak uses her dom powers to make him clean)

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Zib (because Tak calls him "stinky roach boi", but she secretly doesn't mind his smell at all)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Neither (they don't have pets)

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Since Tak exists, every year

What are their goals for the relationship? - No current goal

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Zib (Tak has to wake him up with an air horn)

Who plays the most pranks? - Zib, but only once (Tak went psycho mode on him and he never dared to do it again after that)

TL;DR: You can pretty much sum up their entire relationship as Mondler (Monika x Chandler) from the sitcom Friends

#ultimate ship meme #this took way too long #but it was fun #tazr #tak x zib #zib x tak #thank you guys #iz #invader zim #zib #tak #dib #zim #gaz #mid the hybrid #zak

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let-it-raines · 4 years ago

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Did you see that post floating around about the couple who were dating before they started at an office but didn't tell anyone and everyone kept calling them Jim and Pam and trying to convince them they should date bc they were friendly with each other??? Yeah, you should write that for CS

Nonnie, I did not see it floating around because I, well, don’t really check my feed, but @shireness-says did send it to me to write last night. Then you did too, and it seemed like I had to write a little something!

original post | here |

on ao3 | here |

-/-

This is a bullshit job.

Okay, it’s not, and Emma knows it. It’s a job that’s getting her insurance and enabling her to pay her bills after she lost her last job due to her asshole boss’s gambling problems that burned Queen’s Bail Bonds to the ground. Figuratively, not literally, but Emma really wanted to literally burn it down when it meant she was out of a job. And none of the other bail bonds places in town would hire her because Regina burned a bridge with anyone and everyone she could since she is the actual worst and made enemies with anyone who challenged her. Emma doesn’t exactly have much of an education and has a history that’s a little less than pretty, so after eating three saltine crackers for dinner and considering selling her car for grocery money, she bit the bullet and started applying for office jobs that have always seemed like her worst nightmare.

So, that’s how she got here, sitting in a closed off part of Mass General with no windows and possible mold with a stack of files bigger than her that she’s having to put in the computer because they’re going digital. She’s never thought about medical files before and has assumed they’ve always been digital, but the entire department full of filing cabinets says otherwise.

She’s probably going to be vitamin D deficient by the time she finds another job.

Really, it’s fine. It’s not all that bad. She likes her coworkers, and most days she can listen to music all day and get lost in the repetitiveness of her job. Today Emma’s a little cranky because her car wouldn’t crank this morning, and she should have sold that piece of junk when she had the chance last month.

Spinning in her chair, Emma pops an earphone out and looks across her desk where Mary Margaret and Ruby are talking. They both work in Community Outreach, which is an entirely different department up in the land of people and windows, but their boss sent them to help with the digitization because the hospital realized the temps they hired would take at least six months to do all the work if left to their own devices. Emma wouldn’t mind that, no matter how much she sometimes hates it, because it would mean she has a few more months to figure her shit out.

“Morning, Swan.” Emma groans and leans back in her chair, the wheels squeaking underneath her. Killian stops by her desk, taking a peppermint out of the bowl in the corner, and pops it in his mouth. He’s far too peppy this morning, and she just knows he went for a run this morning and then spent an unnecessary amount of time fixing his hair to give it that disheveled look. She doesn’t understand morning exercise people. They may not be people at all. “How are you today?”

“Exhausted.”

“What? No sleep last night?”

“Only a little.” She shrugs and holds her hand out. He tosses her a new peppermint, and she quickly unwraps it, the mint soothing her throat. The cold weather outside always dries out her throat, and having to walk to work this morning did not help. “My car wouldn’t start this morning, so I think I’m exhausted from walking here and knowing I’m probably going to be out of a car.”

His eyes glance up and down her, lips pressed into a firm line, and she expects him to make a joke that will have her rolling her eyes. Instead, he leans over her desk and presses his cheek to his palm, blinking slowly. “Do you need a ride home? I can give you one after work.”

“I can walk.”

“Swan. It’s no problem.”

Emma sighs and leans back, running her tongue against the peppermint. “You sure?”

“I wouldn’t offer if I wasn’t. Pick you up at five thirty?”

“See you then.”

Killian knocks his knuckles against the wood and flashes her a smile, walking away from her desk and down the hallway to the IT department, where he’ll spend the rest of the day answering calls from elderly doctors who don’t know how to log into their patient portal. Emma watches him walk away, knowing he won’t notice. Winter in Boston may be hell, but it does have benefits, such as the way Killian owns several fitted sweaters that hug his biceps. There are few perks to this job, and even though there are no windows, there are sometimes views.

When he disappears around the corner, Emma goes back to her files, typing in more patient information, when she hears Mary Margaret and Ruby rise from their chairs, heels clicking against the tile. They’ve got Cheshire Cat grins on their faces, every tooth showing, and if Emma ignores them, maybe they’ll go away.

She knows better than to hope for impossible things.

“So,” Ruby starts, incessantly tapping a pen against the desk to make Emma look up. Her desk has one of those tall, barrier-type things around the top because it’s an old secretary’s desk, which is great for hiding out. The problem is that people know to look for her now, and when they do, there’s no way for her to escape unless she wants to roll right out of the room. “He’s taking you home, offering you a ride.”

“Ruby,” Mary Margaret hisses, “don’t say it like that!”

“Why not? That’s what could happen! He takes her home, she invites him inside for some coffee to thank him, and then one thing leads to another…bam! They’re going at it on her couch!”

“Emma is going to file a complaint with HR about you.”

“If it gets she and Jones together, it’ll be worth it. I mean, come on. They’re adorable, and my God, the sexual tension makes me need some water to cool down.”

“Do you guys have anything new to say or is it going to be more trying to convince me to date the IT guy who walks in here to steal our peppermints and fix our computers when they break down three times a day?” Emma asks, half pretending to still be working.

Ruby and Mary Margaret stop looking at each other and look at her, brows to their foreheads and smiles slipping away more and more each second. “He comes in here to flirt, and you know it.”

Emma shrugs and grabs another peppermint. “He’s a friendly guy, easy to talk to, likes peppermints. I have peppermints.”

“Oh my God,” Ruby groans, dropping her head to the desk. “You’re killing me. Absolutely killing me.”

“You know, Emma, there’s no rule against office romances,” Mary Margaret suggests. “I think you should give it a shot.”

Emma rolls her eyes and keeps typing in patient information. “Maybe I will, but maybe I’m not going to ask him out until my time here is up just to torture the both of you.”

She has no intention of asking him out, but they don’t have to know that.

They gasp, and Emma knows she’s won this round. It doesn’t matter, though, because they’ll be back at her desk to have this conversation again after the next few times Killian walks through the office. And he does walk through the office at least seven more times that day. He has to fix her computer, then Ruby’s, and then there’s a near catastrophe where the digital filing system shuts down. Another time he comes in before lunch, asking everyone in the office if they’d like anything from the hospital deli, and then he comes back with salads for everyone, eating with the three of them and Jeff from IT. Once more he comes in for a peppermint, saying he just couldn’t have his breath smell any longer, but he stays and chats for fifteen minutes about a new ice skating rink he’s thinking of taking his friend Rob’s kid to. He suggests Emma should check it out, and then Ruby makes a sexual joke about ice skating, which is something Emma didn’t even know could be sexual if you weren’t a professional who could do all those lifts and dances or whatever. Emma is fit, but she couldn’t do that.

Finally, he comes into the office a little before five thirty, his car keys in hand, and Emma grabs her things and walks with him out of the office and back up into sunlight, which she forgot existed. She’ll barely get to see any of it, however, because it’s December and the sun basically sets at noon.

She is definitely going to have a vitamin D deficiency soon. Maybe she should start taking vitamins.

She and Killian talk about their days during the ride to her apartment, but mostly Emma sits in silence and listens to the radio, letting her eyes rest from staring at small print and a computer screen all day. It’s an adjustment for her to work regular hours, and all she wants now is to consume an entire pizza and have a large glass of wine.

Or two. Two large glasses of wine sound good.

When Emma opens her eyes, Killian is parked outside her building, his car idling, and she blinks herself away, undoing her seatbelt and sitting up. “Thank you for the ride, Jones.”

“Not a problem, love.”

She twists to the side, looking at him, and thinks of what Ruby and Mary Margaret said earlier.. “You want to come in for some coffee?”

“You know I won’t be able to sleep tonight if I have caffeine this late.”

Emma shrugs and leans over the console to press her lips to his, lingering as Killian’s hand comes to cup her cheek, his fingers threading through her ponytail as he tugs her closer. He tastes like peppermint, and it makes Emma smile.

“I know,” Emma sighs, pressing her forehead to his. “But I need coffee if I’m going to stay up until a normal hour, and I need to deal with my car tonight. Do you think it’s a goner?”

Killian pinches his brows and kisses her again, his tongue teasing her bottom lip, but he pulls back and crosses her arms over her chest, waiting for his real answer, even if she already knows. “I think we can look at it, have a mechanic look at it, and then look at it again when you disagree with the mechanic, but I think it may be time to lay the bug to rest. It had a good run, and I will always hold dear the memory of you nearly hitting me with it.”

“You can’t say I don’t make a great first impression.” She laughs at the memory and the way Killian had told her to go fuck herself, but quickly her heart drops and she groans, wondering how many curses she can mutter in a thirty-second time frame. Probably not as many as Killian did that day. The British know how to curse. “I don’t have the money for a new car. What am I going to do?”

“I can take you to work. We’re going to be at the same place for at least another month or so. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get another job at the hospital. And if not, I can still take you to work and pick you up. We’ve been sleeping at each other’s places most nights anyway. If you don’t want that, there are several different public transportation options. But I think Mary Margaret and Ruby would die if I took you to work in the morning.”

He waggles his brows and smirks, leaning into her, and Emma can’t help the smile that creeps up on her. They didn't want it to be a thing that they were dating because Emma wanted to get the job on her own, so they never told anyone. “They would actually die. I mean, seriously. They told me I should invite you up for coffee and then ride you on my couch, and you know, that doesn’t sound like too bad of an idea.”

“Well, I would have been up for that even without the coffee invitation, love.”

“That a double entendre?”

“Of course.” He reaches over and grabs her hand, threading their fingers together. “When do you think you’re going to tell them we started dating months before you started at the hospital?”

Emma shrugs and leans back, smiling. “Eh, I think one day we should walk in holding hands and let them think it’s new.”

“Tomorrow? I could give you a mark on your collarbone to really drive them crazy.”

“Absolutely not, but nice try buddy.” She nods her head toward the building. “Come inside with me and let’s get dinner. Pizza sound good?”

“Pizza sounds fantastic, love.”

-/-

They walk inside holding hands a month later, and Mary Margaret stumbles while Ruby drops her coffee over her computer’s keyboard. Killian is the one who fixes it, and Ruby is still so shocked she can’t interrogate him while he works.

Emma has a feeling Ruby Lucas has never been shocked silent, and Emma can barely hold in her laughter.

She never does tell them how long she and Killian were dating. She doesn’t think their computers could take it.

-/-

She does find them in their office a year later, though, when they’re back in Community Outreach and she’s working in the conference center – which has windows! – and shows them the ring on her finger.

Ruby, thankfully, didn’t have any coffee in her hands.

#cs prompts #cs fic #cs ff #cs fanfic #captain swan fic #captain swan ff #captain swan fanfic #captain swan #office antics #Anonymous

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olruggioofthetorch · 3 years ago

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sorry you know me I like to ask a million questions so here it goes- Tinsel:5,18,20,27,31,39,40 / Nila:13,28/Roman:11,6,7/Benji:4,19/Saoirse: 20,25,27 /Fionn: 6,7,10,33/ Scone:21,23 - sorry can’t remember the other siblings off the top of my head and these are the major ones anyway right haha? and this is a lot of questions anyway soooo

Ooo we're getting into the selkies tonight

Tinsel

5. What was their childhood fear?

Being alone or left behind. It was definitely a threat when they were a kid like "if you aren't on the caravan before we leave at noon, we're leaving you behind". I don't think their parents would have actually left them behind when they were small but it was enough of a threat that they and their siblings listened for the most part. Its not so much a childhood fear as it is a regular adult fear now.

18. If they could live or visit anywhere, where would they go?

Tinsel really likes where they live but they do have dreams about living on a sunny coast with their partners when they all settle down. Idk if there's anywhere specific they want to visit? They just go where the adventure leads them. I think they would like to visit somewhere to meet up with their family, tho.

20. What did they dream of "growing up" to be?

Oh man, Tinsel wanted to be an A List celebrity actor. They wanted to be lead role in blockbusters. It was a big goal for them but they were sure they could do it.

27. Have they achieved any of their childhood dreams? Are they still trying? Have those dreams changed?

They've gotten some of their childhood dreams! They moved to Holly Bay and made tons of friends. They got to act in live theater. They were almost in a movie! They got some notoriety from adventuring and were on TV for it. They got to kiss their childhood crush. They didn't quite make it to the A List after getting blacklisted but they're def still trying.

In regards to how they changed: I don't think they changed too much but they did see how hard it was to achieve them. Plus, they started dreaming about having a family when they were with Bast so that's definitely something they want now.

31. Who are they when they aren't with the party?

When they're not with the party, Tinsel is way less open about themself. They're a master of either talking around a question or lying by omission and they use it when they don't feel comfortable sharing. Pre-adventure, they didn't really even tell their closest friends the entire truth about their backstory (which is honestly buckwild and hard to believe anyway) or their relationship with Bast or really anything about their love/sex life.

I think it's bc they don't think Kira and Zona will judge them.

39. If someone could tell them anything about the future they asked, would they want to know? Would they ask?

I think they have actually, they asked if they were going to get married. I don't think they would want to ask something super serious because they aren't going to listen to a no.

40. What sets them free?

A good support system. Tinsel's very talented and driven but they need the power of friendship to keep them from burning out.

Nila

13. How do they like to spend afternoons free?

Nila likes to paint. She dipped her toe into art forgery for a little bit but decided it was more fun to steal the real thing and do her own work on the side. She has one of those cute little travel watercolors she uses to paint landscapes when she gets some time alone. Absolutely no one knows she has this hobby.

28. If they could change their class(es), would they? To what?

I dont think she'd change her class from rogue but she would def take some wizard skills.

Roman

11. What were their teenage years like?

He was a horrible teenage boy, mostly bc he wanted attention. He started off with red hair but occasionally made it redder when he got teased about it. He activated the Cain instinct in a lot of his siblings but I think Tinsel tried to kicked his ass the most purely due to how close their ages are. He shot them with an arrow by accident once and never lived it down.

His mom taught him archery at around 14-15 and he got very good at it to try and impress her. He left home around 18/19, picked up some odd jobs/repaired archery equipment professionally for a few years until Nila called him up like "hey bro miss you let's do this heist together".

6. Did they grow up with siblings? What were those relationships like?

Yes lmao my boy has 9 siblings. I sort of talked about this in the last question but yeah he liked to stir the pot for attention. Even though they tried to kick his ass, his siblings still love him. Him and Saoirse always got along really well and I'm p sure she stopped him from actually getting murdered as a kid lol. He really doesn't have a bad relationship with any of them, though, besides still owing Scone a bunch of money. Rome's a lot of fun and he's the kind of guy who will give or share anything with you. He is just A Lot.

7. How were their relationships with their parents/guardians growing up?

He def knew he wasn't the favorite child lol. I think once Knox realized why his kid was acting up, he made sure to spend some extra time with him every once and a while. And once he showed promise in archery, his relationship with Fulki got better too. I think he has an okay relationship with his parents right now but he definitely would never live with them again.

Benji

4. Who was their childhood hero?

Their dad! They're very similar people and he looks up to him a lot.

19. How does the high noon sun make them feel?

Sleepy... It's too darn hot. He's 100% not interested in going out at high noon so he's either taking a nap or hanging out somewhere shady with Folsom.

Saoirse

20. What did they dream of "growing up" to be?

I don't know if Saoirse had one specific dream. What she did know is that she didn't want to get married and she didn't want to have kids. I think she went through a bunch of phases on what she wanted to be when she grew up until she landed on being a wizard. When that stuck, she just leaned hard into it.

25. What is their comfort item/habit?

She's definitely one of those "make a hot beverage when I'm stressed" kind of people. She's also a stress baker... Which used to be a "make potions and light stuff on fire" habit but she realized she gets muffins if she bakes instead.

She also has a bunch of stuffed animals in her room, purely because she's an adult wizard and no one can tell her not to have stuffies.

27. Have they achieved any of their childhood dreams? Are they still trying? Have those dreams changed?

Oh, she totally achieved the wizard thing and now she's a real Howl Pendragon figure. She got bored being by herself so she applied to get some apprentices, but due to a clerical error, she wound up with a couple of brothers (Max and Arseny) who were way too young to be apprentices. She's basically raising them as her kids (they call her mama and the Townes all consider them grandkids/nephews lol) but Saoirse insists they're still her apprentices in public.

Fionn

6. Did they grow up with siblings? What were those relationships like?

Fionn was the golden oldest brother! He and Saoirse were basically 3rd/4th parents so the rest of the siblings came to love/respect him. He was really good at keeping the peace. Dude would have made a fantastic diplomat. The siblings especially liked when he told them stories about life before their family left the Muirs or stories about knights/heroes. It was a rough day when he disappeared and the siblings that remember him really miss him.

7. How were their relationships with their parents/guardians growing up?

Very strained. Like, he was def the favorite child, but Fionn really had some childhood trauma from The Fall that they couldn't help him with bc they also had it. He sort of resents that he got put into the auxiliary parent role on top of it. I think ultimately they expected way too much out of him so it was only natural he'd disappear and be feral.

10. When did their childhood end?

I don't think it was a definite ending, more of a gradual thing around his early teens when he realized he had a lot of responsibilities.

Scone

21. How did they become an adventurer?

Scone's best friend Latte (a Yuke who's good with magic) sent her a letter that suggested they'd make a good caravanning team. She was itching to leave the family caravan (she was tired of bailing her siblings out and knew that adventuring was good money) so she agreed!

23. What is their role in the party? Not just their class on a meta level, but among the individuals who make up the party?

Imagine a buff accountant and you have Scone lol.

Like Tinsel, Scone is the tank in combat. However, unlike Tinsel, Scone is weirdly responsible. She makes sure all the supplies are stocked and in order, makes sure everyone takes care of themselves and she keeps track of their earnings. She can be outgoing but she prefers to let her team do the social leg work.

#This is a big one omg but I loved it #Thank u Marlo #Gwen asks #Tinsel T Townes #Nila Townes #Roman Townes #Benji Townes #Saoirse Townes #Fionn Townes

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latibulx · 3 years ago

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Kitae x Minjae

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! ㅡ closed ㅡ @mvxnn

General:

How long will they last? - a few years at least!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - rather quickly, they were friends for a while before they naturally developed romantic feelings for each other

How was their first kiss? - it was pretty sweet, both felt a bit sheepish and awkward but they didn't feel like resisting that pull between them and they probably ended up giggling after the first peck.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - there wasn't exactly a proposal, both looked at each other and knew that they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. they bought couple rings and had their very own unofficial ceremony on a balcony or rooftop.

Who is the best man/men? - for the official ceremony with their friends and families, the best men are probably a mix of minjae and kitae's closest friends

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - some drag queens, some of kitae's female friends

Who did the most planning? - they both planned it together to make sure that they both are on the same page regarding what they want for their wedding, be it official or not.

Who stressed the most? - I feel like Kitae would be stressing the most

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 - as stated previously, they probably had something very intimate for their unofficial wedding ceremony, some fairy lights and a blanket on a rooftop/balcony and their favorite song in the background while they said their vows. for the official ceremony, it wasn't much fancier, they've probably rented a nice cottage in the countryside and just spent time with the people they love! | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - a LOT of people haha

Sex:

Who is on top? - they switch, it depends of their mood!

Who is the one to instigate things? - it honestly depends of their mood once again, they aren't afraid of showing each other when they want to have sex.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 - these two have sex quite regularly except on nights and days where they're too tired, obviously. but they're never again making love in the morning, have a quickie in the car after eating outside or having wild, intense sex instead of watching a drama. | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 - they like to experiment and try out new toys and kinks together because it's always a lot of fun and they always manage to give each other a lot of pleasure | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - depends of what they're doing and how they're doing it

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I think so, they like to give pleasure and be pleasured and it turns them on to see the other clearly enjoying what they're doing

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 - they're not that rough, but they enjoy the occasional intense sex session | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 - they always make sure to give each other post-coital care and it involves a lot of smooches and snuggles | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - none obviously

How many children will they adopt? - one or two, most likely. minjae definitely wants children.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they switch so both get a fair amount of diapers, haha.

Who is the stricter parent? - perhaps it's because he comes from an athletic background, but I can see Kitae being a little more strict than Minjae

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - That would be Kitae too, because Minjae would be encouraging them to live freely

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Depends of who's at home to pack the lunches, both get remembered by the kids if they forget

Who is the more loved parent? - there's no difference

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - both parents attend the PTA meetings because it's a good way to open minds and it also shows that they're not afraid of what other families might say about them

Who cried the most at graduation? - both (on purpose, to make their children slightly embarrassed, haha)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - That would be Minjae

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - it depends of who's home and who's not too tired

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - seems like it would be Kitae

Who does the grocery shopping? - they try to go together but most of the time it would be whoever has the time to go

How often do they bake desserts? - once a week! it's an activity they like to do together even if they fail because it feels like it's their moments where they don't allow anyone or anything to bother them. it's the time of the week where they are entirely each other's.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - it depends of their mood, they enjoy both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - hmm, that could be Kitae I think

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Minjae, because he always finds out about new restaurants and new queer bars to hang out at

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - none of them

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Minjae, especially because he has so much clothes and wigs and make-up and shoes

Who is really against chores? - I feel like both are pretty tidy persons

Who cleans up after the pets? - whoever is there, they're not really against cleaning up

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - none of them

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - depends of the guests, but mostly Kitae because Minjae has long stopped caring about what others may think about him/them

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - money is important, it'll never end up between the couch cushions!

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - both actually enjoy lazying under the water or in a bath, especially because their jobs are demanding so much of their bodies

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both, because it feels like they're going out on small dates each time

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they decorate for the most important holidays but otherwise they don't bother because it's energy they don't have to spend

What are their goals for the relationship? - to be open-minded and trustful and to love and take care of each other as if it was the first day

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Minjae because of his work at the club!

Who plays the most pranks? - I don't really see them as pranksters, but they both enjoy the occasional teasing

#( minjae: answer. )#( minjae: about. )#mvxnn #( thank you for sending this! )

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risesonthecourt · 5 years ago

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Asahi and Noya for ship meme!

General:

How long will they last? - Honestly I think these two can go one of two ways. Either they’re endgame, that one couple that people don’t quite understand how they never even fight but they work so well and it just keeps working no matter what. Or, they face a really big issue early on - like wanting to do very different things after graduation - and can’t get through it. If that happens though, they’d both regret not trying harder, and best case get back together later one.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I don’t think it takes long, it’s almost love at first sight, but it takes them both a while to realise it’s anything other than admiration, and even longer to confess.

How was their first kiss? - Kind of a mess! Noya was probably a bit too enthusiastic, and Asahi was probably too nervous, so it didn’t go very well. But they learned pretty quickly.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Probably Asahi. I feel like Noya would have been so happy with them dating he kinda...forgot marriage was an option. Like, what they had was so good so he forgot there was another level they could go to. Not that it changes much between them anyway.

Who is the best man/men? - Well, this one’s easy. Noya would have Tanaka. Asahi would have Daichi and/or Suga.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -If they have one at all, it’s Kiyoko. But they might not have one.

Who did the most planning? - Again, probably Asahi. He would have wanted to make at least their suits, if not also the outfits for their groomsmen and possible bridesmaid ...groomsmaid? So he’d have had to make sure they worked with all the decor and everything. Plus, he’s kind of more organised than Noya - but Noya still got his say in pretty much everything.

Who stressed the most? -Asahi. Hands down.

How fancy was the ceremony? - They go elegant, but small. Family and close friends, nothing too crazy. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Well, they probably wouldn’t have invited many people, but it was less ‘we don’t want you here’ and more ‘we didn’t want more than x number of people and you didn’t make the cut’.

Sex:

Who is on top? - In the most literal sense, Noya XD Asahi doesn’t want to crush him. In the actual sense, they probably switch, but Asahi’s definitely happier letting Noya take the reigns either way.

Who is the one to instigate things? - They both do, but Noya’s louder about it. Asahi’s got his little signs to let Noya know he’s in the mood, but Noya will just say it, or plop himself in Asahi’s lap for kisses and grinding.

How healthy is their sex life? - They probably do it most days if they aren’t too busy. Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -That depends. They’ve both got tricks to bring the other off faster, and if they’re going slow they drag it out. Early on in their relationship though, neither one lasts very long at all, but they build up.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Absolutely, unless one of them is specifically spoiling the other.

How rough are they in bed? - It varies, but they’re both strong and have plenty of stamina sooo, Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None.

How many children will they adopt? - Either none, or about 3. It’s all or nothing with these two and they’d definitely take siblings if they wanted to adopt.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Asahi, at least at first. He’s got lots of practice from helping his parents with his younger siblings. But they’re pretty good at taking turns.

Who is the stricter parent? - Hahahahaha neither one of them is strict. Asahi can’t be mean to his kids and Noya gets caught up in the excitement. They only tell the kids off if they did something wrong on purpose, but punishments don’t really happen often.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Asahi.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Asahi, but Noya probably made them.

Who is the more loved parent? - Noya overall, but the kids adore Asahi too.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - They both do!

Who cried the most at graduation? -Asahi.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -They both would.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - It’s Noya or they get takeout, Asahi’s such a bad cook.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Neither one is really picky, but Asahi’s not a huge fan of trying new things.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Whichever one has time, but they like going together.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often. They’ll try if it’s a special occasion.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Is this even a question, we’ve seen Noya at a BBQ XD

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Noya, he likes to go for big surprises.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Noya.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Asahi.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Asahi.

Who is really against chores? - Noya.

Who cleans up after the pets? - I don’t know if they’d get pets, but both of them - whoever has the time.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - They both do it sometimes, but it’s usually Noya.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Asahi.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Asahi. (he saves found money up to buy treats for Noya though)

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Asahi.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They like to go together, but if they can’t, Noya goes for a run with the dog.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Noya takes any excuse to put decorations anyway, so every holiday he goes wild - but the biggest decor goes up at Halloween and xmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? - They just want to be happy and look after each other. Also, if they get together while still at highschool, the main goal is to get through their own independant post-graduation goals without splitting up.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Definitely Asahi. Noya’s such an early riser and Asahi is not.

Who plays the most pranks? - Noya.

#morderdame #asanoya #I love these two so much #and thank you for sending it in #Ahh it got so long though XD

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usagichanp · 4 years ago

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lexthan

*rubs hands together* I was hoping someone would ask me that

This is gonna be a long one folks.

General:

Rate the Ship -

How long will they last? - Life long partners, babey.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think they had crushes on each other for a while. They didn't officially say "I love you" till a few months into their relationship, but they thought it sooner.

How was their first kiss? - I wrote a lesbian Lexthan version of their first kiss, though I don't think canon Lexthan's first kiss was like that. I imagine it to be not really planned out; just like they're talking to each other in the car and lock eyes, then slowly lean in and kiss. Since they've had kisses before, it's not a catastrophe, and it's actually fairly soft.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Ethan. Wrote a whole ass fic about it.

Who is the best man/men? - I know who the best man is in my fics (it's my man Marsh, for those who have read it), but idk about the canon Ethan's best man. Maybe Danny (the Smoke Club Boy) but I'm not sure if they'd be friends enough to be his best man. He might not have one.

Who is the bride's maid? - Hannah. Duh.

Who did the most planning? - Ethan, but Lex chipped in too. Tom might help as well if asked lol

Who stressed the most? - Ethan. Though their ceremony isn't big, he still wanted it to be a good memory down the road (it was)

How fancy was the ceremony? -

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

First they had just a courthouse wedding where they signed the papers, then had a tiny wedding ceremony with only close friends. Even if they could afford a proper wedding (Canon Lexthan prolly couldn't afford it) I don't think they'd want a big affair anyways. It's be exhausting.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Lex's mom. Obviously.

Sex:

Now we're getting to the good part lads

Who is on top? - Ethan is a fucking switch. You can't convince me otherwise. He tops maybe like... 60/40 or 65/35. But when Lex tops, she tops bitch.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Ethan likes instigating things since he's a horny teenage boy, but it Lex doesn't want to, he stops. Sometimes Lex instigates, but usually when she does she's in the mood to top.

How healthy is their sex life? -

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

I'd give it a 7.5, depending on the situation. While they try to tone it down around Hannah, when they have alone time they'd totally go for it. Ethan's glovebox in his car has a box of condoms in it at all times. What can I say, as I said before, they're horny teenagers

How kinky are they? -

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

They don't like seeing each other hurt so they wouldn't like BDSM. They're not vanilla but nothing too crazy- blindfolding, light bondage (aka tying hands up with rope or cloth), scratching, light spanking, pegging

How long do they usually last? - It depends on how much time they have to have sex. They've done quickies in bathrooms or whatever before, but if they have all night then they're pretty good at prolonging it.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely. It is said in multiple fics (I think?) of mine that Ethan makes sure Lex has the same amount of orgasms as he does. Always.

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

They certainly can have slow, soft, romantic sex, but Ethan is also 100% capable of rocking Lex's world so hard she can't walk right for a week. (That happens in my first fic, Cassieopia, albeit off screen)

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

1) I fucking love that metaphor 2) They don't get much physical affection at home, so they fucking love snuggling and cuddling- whether it be after sex or just hanging out. Sometimes they cuddle as a form of stress relief after a shitty day.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2, maybe 3.

How many children will they adopt? - I think they might prefer to have children naturally, but in my California series they gain custody of Hannah when she's 12. Does that count?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lex forces Ethan to learn how to change diapers. That being said, Lex isn't half bad at changing them either, since she helped change Hannah's when she was a child.

Who is the stricter parent? - They're not exactly strict parents, but both Lex and Ethan can definitely scold the kid. ("hAnNaH! tHaT bEtTeR bE fUcKiNg fLoSs!!!!!") That being said, both take care to not be abusive to their child, especially Lex. She doesn't want to be like her mom, so she tries to keep her temper in check.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ethan has good reflexes, and has stopped his kids from falling and hitting their chin on a playground structure more than once. (Fun fact! That happened to me when I was 3. I fell from a steel elephant shaped jungle gym at a German zoo, hit my chin on a steel bar, and bit through my lower lip/knocked 3 teeth out. I still have the scar years later lol)

Who remembers to pack their lunches? - Lex. Though the lunches aren't always the healthiest.

Who is the more loved parent? - I think they're both loved, but maaaaaybe Ethan a bit more.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Neither would attend PTA meetings out of the goodness of their hearts. If Lex or Ethan would go to a PTA meeting, it'd most likely be because they wanted to yell at a teacher or principal. They might go seperately or together depending on the severity of the issue.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ethan wouldn't admit he cried, but he did. So did Lex.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Oh bitch, Lex and Ethan both said fuck the law. If it was just like, an overnight jail cell for some stupid misdemeanor, they might try to break their kid out. Otherwise, Lex would probably the one paying the bail because Ethan would try to punch the cop in the face if the cop talked shit about Ethan's kid. That reaction is not exclusive to cops.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Neither of them are exactly 5 star chefs, but they can hold on their own. Lex is better at cooking breakfast and Ethan is better at cooking dinner- but if he's exhuasted from work, Lex can cook dinner for him.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither are picky. Both of them grew up young scrappy and hungry just like their country without really the chance to be picky. They had to take what they could get.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Lex. She's good at calculating totals in her head. I wrote that in an unrealeased fic.

How often do they bake desserts? - Rather rarely. Perhaps on special occasions or to bond. Ethan has ruined the kitchen with his kid trying to bake a cake for Lex at least once. Maybe more.

Are they more of a meat lover or salad lover? - Meat lovers, babey. Fuck that fancy plant bullshit.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ethan. I wrote that in the proposal fic.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Depends on what you count as "going out". Lex likes going to McDonalds, but Ethan is the one who suggests eating at actual restaurants.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Ethan, but both have had near misses.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both had fairly messy rooms as teenagers so they're not super anal about having sparkling clean rooms. That being said, when someone comes over Lex does try to tidy the place up a bit. At least enough to make it seem like they have their shit together. Ish.

Who is really against chores? - Ethan can be a bit of a lazy bones sometimes, but Lex isn't exactly a huge fan of chores either. However, she is used to doing chores since she practically raised herself and Hannah.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They take turns. Both hate it.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ethan, because he doesn't want to incur Lex's wrath.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Lex. As I said above, she actually actively cleans the house beforehand. Not to the level of that freaking out mom from the comedy video who's name I can't remember tho.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ethan. He has a nack for finding random bits of money. Score.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lex, though both take relatively quick showers to save water.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They actually like doing it together. It's nice to get some fresh air, and they enjoy each other's company.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ethan goes over the top, partially to annoy Lex. You know that Christmas tree Chris Pine vine? Yeah, Ethan would fucking do that.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Live a better life together than they did in Hatchetfield. White picket fence and California dreams shit.

Who is more likely to sleep till noon? - Ethan, but Lex is known to sleep till 3 in the afternoon if she's really tired.

Who plays the most pranks? - Ethan. That's literally canon.

I can babble about them all day lol

#Lexthan #Black Friday #lex foster #ethan green #I'll reblog this later with links to my fics #thank you!!#asks

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onebadwinter · 4 years ago

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can I totally send the ship thing in for Bucky and Kara

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? - Well, Bucky is a mite bit of a difficult person, and can be, very often, angst heavy. So he’s perhaps often going to split on Kara, when triggered especially. But if Kara can get him out of that state, and deal with the other faults he still caries. They should last for a while.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - More than definitely it was a slow burn kind of thing. Since Bucky doesn’t entirely believe he deserves these kinds of things, being that he spent the majority of his life feeling worthless and used.

How was their first kiss? - Bucky definitely might be a good kisser, Though he might be a bit rusty, seeing as he hasn’t kissed much of anyone since being sent to war.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Bucky, was born in the thirties, raised in the forties. That man definitely is the one that would propose. He would feel awful for not being the one. As he was raised ‘right’ to believe the man should ask the woman. As it’s much more romantic to him. Not that he would be against being proposed to. It’s just not something he would be in favor of, over the opposite. It’s more seen as respectful, in his eyes. Respecting Kara enough to propose to her.

Who is the best man/men? - Steve, of course.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sharon or Natasha.

Who did the most planning? - Bucky is more used to the idea that the family of the bride does the planning. And seeing as Kara’s family is technically still alive (Pepper? Morgan?) and wealthy, and he is, well, not. It would be up to the Starks, or whoever Kara wishes, if not Kara herself? Though of course Bucky would more than likely speak up if he really wanted something. Maybe.

Who stressed the most? - I’d say neither. Bucky doesn’t try to stress over things since being freed from HYDRA’s control and Kara is certainly a calm well put together woman enough to not let a wedding get to her head, too badly.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Thanos.

Sex:

Who is on top? - They are probably both very versatile. Bucky’s not one to debate it. Because sex isn’t really on his mind to be begin with, all that much. It’s a in the moment kind of ordeal, whatever’s comfortable.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Kara more than likely. Since Bucky is not quite comfortable with displaying the sort of things that would instigate, too often.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Guess that depends on the situation. Now doesn’t it. lol

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh yeah, Bucky would make sure. Even if he’s in a bit of a dark and gloomy angst, rough, mood. He’d still allow Kara the same pleasures.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - This is a debatable situation, As he probably still doesn’t want any.

How many children will they adopt? They may adopt one or three.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Bucky would definitely be willing to help out here, as he wants to be a part of the raising of any children between them one would think.

Who is the stricter parent? - They will probably both be fairly strict, Bucky definitely so.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kara, more than likely. As Bucky plays by the rules of “Sometimes you gotta bleed a little to build character.” ahah.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They both are more than likely to be on top of this.

Who is the more loved parent? - I’m thinking that it’s a balanced sort of thing. A team effort by both of them would probably result in the children liking them equally, even for different reasons. Idealic, anyway.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Depends on who’s readily on hand at that time. Probably Bucky, more often then Kara since he’s not got a lot to do these days, outside of random assassinations, for fun.

Who cried the most at graduation? - I’d imagine that both parents were proudly watching with teary eyes. But I wouldn’t think they outright cried.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - I’d like to say neither. Bucky would be more of a “Commit the crime, do the time.” Kind of parent, as he wants his kids to ‘do better than him’ in this moralistic questioning. And, believes that bailing the child out will only instill in them that someone will always be their to bail them out. That’s just not how the world works, however. So Bucky would want them to learn a lesson here.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They probably both share in the cooking. If not including the entire family, for a fun activity and lesson in cooking.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kara, one would think. Since Bucky wasn’t raised in a time where being picky was an option. And then there’s all the Hydra stuff. You think they let him pick out his own food?

Who does the grocery shopping? - They probably both will participate in this. As they are both adults and very capable of shopping for themselves and family equally.

How often do they bake desserts? - Bucky would probably be trying to learn all this new modern stuff that he did not have growing up or captured by Hydra. So he is more than likely to be the one to cook this, yes. But he might also include Kara, for fun.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Bucky does love meats more than salads. As there were rarely any meat to have growing up, it was a privilege to have. Though he does like salads, Kara would be the one to suggest them more often.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - They both probably would switch every other anniversary to do something.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither probably, As Bucky’s no big on going out. But Kara is more inclined to it, since she was raised much more closely to a time where, going out was a thing. Or well, more THE Thing to do since she was raised in the modern era of wealth and prosperities that the Twenties lost away. Bucky, was lucky to have an EXPO around to ‘go out’ to. Then there are dance houses and the usual club or bar. But Bucky’s not in great need of visiting such places. He’s perfectly fine staying in with Kara and reading a book or enjoying some show or movie.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - I’d say Bucky, the first few times he’d tried to cook after breaking free of Hydra’s control. THOUGH, lately, no. Neither seems to be a better option. Cooking is not that hard, Bucky is learning how to improve his cooking skills as much as he can, to probably impress.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They both more than likely do this if they are both home. Or will be fine cleaning if one is not and the other is. So it’s an equal effort.

Who is really against chores? - Bucky might not be in the mood for doing chores all the time, I think.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They both will participate, given who finds the mess first, I would imagine.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither, what would be the point in it. Bucky’s mother would come out of her grave and beat him senseless, no doubt. Kara, despite growing up with in the Stark Household. Seems to, ultimately know better than doing such a thing, a swell.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Bucky, he doesn’t like too many people around him. Or new people he hasn’t met before. SO it would be very tricky getting him on board with this sort of thing.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Bucky would definitely be more excited about finding a dollar between the couch cushions, given that money is still a thing that’s ‘not always available’ in his mind.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Bucky certainly takes a long time in the bath. He has a like of thinking to do.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They probably both would go on a walk together with the dog. Seems to be the best thing to do. Unless one is sick or unable to in some way. Which Bucky certainly would, then.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Holiday’s weren’t something particularly grand when he was growing up. Enjoyable to a degree, back then. Though he’s not a big fan of Halloween, now. He probably has gotten more into the spirit of holidays now that he can celebrate them in full of the modern day flair.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be with someone they could spend the rest of their lives with, even if sometimes they might want to claw each others eyes out over stupid arguments or something.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Bucky has a lot of Trauma and sleeping helps keep it away. But it also does not. So it depends, though Bucky is the more likely party to do so, being up and down all night otherwise.

Who plays the most pranks? - Not having much of a good childhood on top of getting drafted to war and used a a Hydra puppet, Bucky can be more childish and prone to pranks.

#Asks #BuckyAsks #BuckyAndKara #Kara #AkaSupergirl #akasupergirl

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ancientblxde · 4 years ago

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Ultimate ship: Sephiroth

General:

How long will they last? - They already lasted almost two decades together, might as well keep it rolling

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took awhile since it was more of a slow burn into ‘Oh god I think I love them!’ and continues on from there

How was their first kiss? - Simple yet one they’ll remember, it was Masa who asked what kissing was like and things escalated from there.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Sephiroth

Who is the best man/men? - Angeal, Buster, Genesis, Zack, Kunsel and whoever else they can think of

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Rapier, Cissnei, and maybe Scarlet

Who did the most planning? - Those hired to plan their wedding

Who stressed the most? - Neither, Shin-ra was the one stressing about the money. Though Sephiroth did stress about the attention that this was causing

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Shin-ra paid for everything so you know they needed to do the best of the best for Sephiroth)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hojo

Sex:

Who is on top? - Sephiroth

Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends on the situation so either one of them

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Both have stamina like hell so quite awhile

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Pretty much

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - Does Zack count? If possible then perhaps 1

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Masamune

Who is the stricter parent? - Sephiroth

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sephiroth but he encourages them to do an activity of equal value where they won’t be hurt equally as much

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Sephiroth

Who is the more loved parent? - Masamune

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither

Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither of them

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Masamune more likely

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Sephiroth

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sephiroth

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of them

How often do they bake desserts? - Seph has a secret sweet tooth so often and claim it’s more for masa but really for him

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Healthy diet but leans more towards meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Masamune

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Masamune but occasionally Sephiroth

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Masamune, Seph doesn’t let him cook ever.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both of them

Who is really against chores? - Every so often it’ll be Masamune

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both of them

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Masamune if he can get away with it

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sephiroth a small bit

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Masamune

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - It’ll vary between the two

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - If by Zack then both of them

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often but Sephiroth does appreciate the decorations when it’s not over the top.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be themselves and be supportive of one another. For masa though, protect the other no matter what.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - If possible and on rare occasions, they both will

Who plays the most pranks? - Masamune but Sephiroth is know to do some here and there.

#One of my more favorite OTP's since I started back in 2011 #course no seph's ever wants to be with Masa so I'm stuck in single ship hell #SephirothxMasamune #Best part is that it can either be the most fluffies ship or the most toxic depending on how Sephiroth is rped #Anonymous

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hollywoodhangar · 4 years ago

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Chaggie for the ship meme 👀

the ultimate ship meme! // @soughtbirthright

General:

How long will they last? - For all of eternity and beyond. All it took was Vaggie dying to find her soulmate and she is not letting go.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a really good slowburn that caught on fire fast once feelings were felt. They were a long friendship that built in the form of best friends before they began to fall, and when they did, it was hard and around the same damn time. Poetic as fuck.

How was their first kiss? - Very sweet, and in the form of a gift on Charlie’s birthday. uwu

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I’m gonna give this one to Charlie. <: It seems like she’d be all for the theatric and musical number form of proposal!!

Who is the brides’ maid(s)? - They share Angel lmao.

Who did the most planning? - Equal! Both did a lot of the planning and they worked side-by-side on it!

Who stressed the most? - Vaggie. There’s so many points where Charlie has to reel her back, make her relax and remind her it’s going to be fabulous because they’re making it as a team.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alastor, Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench. All three will be whooped by Lilith’s top guard if they so much as attempt to come.

Sex:

Who is on top? - They’re switches. :)

Who is the one to instigate things? - Are you kidding? Both. Might be Vaggie just a touch more, though.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Unless it’s a quckie, it’s 4 hours at least. They.. really get into it LMAO.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - AbsoLUTELY.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Vaggie thinks two would be a good number for starters. :) Amazing how she never considered it before and never dreamed of having babies, but wow you suddenly meet the love of your life and your head’s all full of that domestic shit.

How many children will they adopt? - Right now I’m gonna say 0. I think this is definitely destined to change but right now it’s two to start out with before they can even think of adopting to see how they handle parenthood first. I can see them adopting, just not right now.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Equal duty!

Who is the stricter parent? - Vaggie, although Charlie’s right there to reel her back and soften her up. :>

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both lmao.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Vaggie, always. She gets that started the night before so the kids are ready to go in the morning with last night’s dinner if there’s any leftovers, although Charlie’s the one to give the babies their lunches before they leave if Vaggie’s still crashed.

Who is the more loved parent? - It’s Charlie, because she’s the much more fun, energetic and musical one! Kids are naturally drawn to that. :D

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both!! They’re a constant buddy system through marriage and parenthood!!

Who cried the most at graduation? - And of course, they’re the buddy system in being the most emotional over their baby’s achievements. Both weep heavily and hug one another.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Again, both.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Vaggie. She has a culinary soul and just instinctively takes up a lot of the cooking by nature.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Vaggie again. She knows what she likes and she knows what she doesn’t like and she’s sticking to it.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both. :) It’s a lot of fun to go shopping together, they end up goofing off and also whooping fellow demons who end up trying to take the last of something they specifically DESIRE.

How often do they bake desserts? - Daily! Vaggie VERY strongly sticks to the breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert regime, and just baking something delicious whenever she feels the urge. A sweet tooth is often sated here!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat! But she doesn’t turn her nose up at salad, it’s healthy and she includes it in the Hotel diet.

Who is more likely to surprise the other with an anniversary dinner? - Charlie, I think. <3

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Charlie, especially when it’s a day where Vaggie’s positively worked herself to the bone with her managerial duties and she wants to spoil her bae with a really, really fancy and expensive dinner. Vaggie sure as hell isn’t saying no.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - N/A.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both!

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them like doing chores but it’s a necessity that they know they can’t shirk and there’s no way they’re going to leave the other hanging.

Who cleans up after the pets? - The pets clean up after themselves, thank you. ( Razzle & Dazzle )

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - If this is something Charlie did, Vaggie snapped her right out of it LOL.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Vaggie, 100%.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Vaggie. She definitely asks Charlie if she lost her money but with Angel it’s a touch-n-go because she’s like, “that fucker’ll say “yes” even when he hasn’t. :/”. Any lost money found goes directly into the Hotel savings!

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Vaggie, for sure. With her hair and just having the pleasant privilege of having stable access to hot water? It’s hard to get her out.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both take Razzle & Dazzle for walkies. <:

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS. Halloween and Hellmas, they’re decorating the HELL out of everything!! They ARE that house that will outshine everyone else on the block. Or, rather, hotel.

What are their goals for the relationship? - She’s unsure of herself at the moment, but Vaggie does want to get married. Charlie’s already wanting to, Vaggie just needs to overcome personal issues and self-deprecation before she’s also ready. She’s already having those sporadic urges where she wants babies!

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - I think this is something they’re both capable of depending on what happened the night before. They’re both pretty good sticking to their “by 10AM” schedule.

Who plays the most pranks? - Charlie, for sure. :p

#<33333 #(( chaggie how i love thee LET ME COUNT THE WAYS ))#soughtbirthright #🗡️ [ VAGGIE; vaggie&charlie. ] ━ 『 hers & hers. 』#♈ [ BLOG; ASK. ] ━ 『 letters to hollywood. 』#also sorry for the salt lol.. it's inescapable when certain keywords are mentioned #long post #mature //

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faerune · 4 years ago

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do myles and lola 🔫

General:

Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs How long will they last? - Hopefully forever, babey! How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Uh, it took a second for romantic feelings to show up. Myles annoyed Lola for quite a bit but he grew on her. They had a teasing bit of will they or won’t they which was basically Lola just stringing him along with promises he’d never ahem get into her pants...for funsies. How was their first kiss? - Passionate. Clumsy. Rough. A little tipsy.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I’m going to....say Myles but I think Lola brought it up and was like okay you can do it at any time now I’m good I’m ready lmao. Who is the best man/men? - James suffers through being Myles’ best man. Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Dom is her maid of honor and takes it very seriously. Who did the most planning? - LOLA. She’s....lowkey really excited and wants everything to be perfect. Who stressed the most? - Lola. Because of the perfectionist part. How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big (Lola insisted). Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - I can’t see anyone they know not being invited! Maybe their exes lmao? That wouldn’t go well (esp considering how many there are).

Sex:

Who is on top? - Myles! A majority of the time. Who is the one to instigate things? - They’re both pretty Hjornie but Lola pulls ahead of Myles by a little bit and is an absolute tease about it. How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head How long do they normally last? - Too long. Will not get sleep if they don’t control themselves. Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yeah, I’d say so...Myles is a little tricky because I can see him being a one and sleepy time kind of guy but Lola would never let stuff end if she didn’t get her some. How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 (prior to being Official) | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory (post being Official).

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One at the moment! How many children will they adopt? - None as of right now! Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Myles Who is the stricter parent? - Myles (but the bar is low) Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Myles Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Myles Who is the more loved parent? - Lola Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Lola Who cried the most at graduation? - Lola Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lola

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Myles. Lola will set the house on fire. Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lola! She’s whiny. Who does the grocery shopping? - Both! I feel like they love late night trips to the grocery store together. How often do they bake desserts? - A lot! I can see them loving some sweets and hopefully Myles can whip some up. Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Lola is more of a rabbit food kind of person except if she’s hungover/upset/on her period. Myles is more of the meat lover. Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lola! It’s very fancy and sweet with candles and Myles’ favorite food (cooked by a chef she hired of course). Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Myles probably lmao. Just so he doesn’t have to cook. Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - LOLA.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Myles but only when he has to. Who is really against chores? - Lola. She’s a spoiled brat enough said. Who cleans up after the pets? - Myles. Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lola. Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Lola. Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Myles. Gets very hype.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - LOLA. She’s in the shower and bathroom so long sometimes Myles is like....uh you okay in there? She has Routines to do! Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both! Lola more often though. She loves her quiet walks with Bear in the mornings. How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Lola starts doing it again after her and the team meet. She hasn’t decorated since her parents died. It made the big house feel.....more empty decorating it for just herself. She gets really into it when she starts again for the team. What are their goals for the relationship? - Fuck, steal, get money, be happy. Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - ...Myles. Who plays the most pranks? - Myles.

#jmcolt #asks #THERE YOU CRIMINAL #<3 jk i love them so much #ship: all i can think about

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hoesephseed · 4 years ago

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Ultimate Ship Meme

Tagged by: @clutch-wept and @gamer-purgatory thank you!!!!

Alice x John

This is an AU where Alice joins Eden’s Gate

General:

How long will they last? - Well… Alice joined Eden’s Gate and took her place as the wife of the baptist. Until the very end, I guess… or until someone else comes along and kills John...

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Alice wasn’t looking for a relationship when she first arrived in Hope County. She was running away from her problems... John was the one that had to kept insisting so it took a while.

How was their first kiss? - John kissed Alice first and she wasn’t very happy about it. She did felt guilty about the way she reacted and wanted to make it up to him later...

Wedding:

Who proposed? - John after taking her on a plane ride across the valley.

Who is the best man/men? - Jacob, but if Aaron was aware of her marrying and approved of it he would be as well.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Teagan, Faith, and Rose!! In this AU Ilsa and Alice would be enemies so I doubt she would be there!

Who did the most planning? - They both did!

Who stressed the most? - John because he wanted everything to be perfect! Alice specifically asked for no flower print cloth or curtains or anything that had flower print on them. John doesn’t understand why she hates flower print so much.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. - John has money! He wanted it to be perfect!

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alice’s family! In this AU she still ran away and never told them specifically where she was, the only person who somewhat knew where she was, is Aaron. Aaron wouldn’t have approved of her joining a cult especially marrying the leader’s brother! If he was aware he would have dragged her back to Texas, even if it was the last thing he did. 😞

Sex:

Who is on top? - Alice mostly

Who is the one to instigate things? John

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (she married John c’mon)

How long do they normally last? - depends

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes!

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0, Alice doesn’t want children and has made it very clear to John that she would not birth any! She has been very reckless and has done a lot of things she regrets… She is also just scared she might not be a good mother.

How many children will they adopt? - You mean animals right xD, If they survive the collapse, they would adopt/help those that were left orphaned

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - n/a

Who is the stricter parent? - John, because of his responsibilities with the cult, but they would both be very chill.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Alice would probably encourage them!

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - N/A

Who is the more loved parent? - They both are for different reasons!

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - what meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? - post-nuclear world what graduation?

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - John, he is a lawyer after all!

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They both can’t cook!

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alice

Who does the grocery shopping? - Before the collapse, they had one of the followers deliver it to them.

How often do they bake desserts? - John has tried and failed but Alice still ate it because she felt bad and knows he is trying.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both!

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Before the collapse John had someone cook a real fancy meal for them.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Alice

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Alice, give her the oppurtunity and she will set something on fire.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both!

Who is really against chores? - Alice, she takes her time and gets distracted easily.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Alice, John wasn’t really into having pets.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Alice

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Both! They both had very strict parents growing up and a constant need to gain their approval. Alice’s parents were nothing like John’s but they do share that resentment.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - John, and was surprised because he thought they didn’t make them anymore…

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alice, she loves her baths.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alice but John likes to accompany her during her morning walks around the ranch. Especially when things start to get more chaotic with the resistance. He knows she can handle herself but feels more at peace accompanying her.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Alice grew up doing it, so she makes sure to continue the tradition. Post- nuclear war doesn’t really allow for much decorating so...

What are their goals for the relationship? - To die old and happy… probably didn’t happen...

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Alice, her sleeping schedule is all over the place actually. She also has responsibilities as the wife of a herald so she has to have a “normal” sleeping schedule.

Who plays the most pranks? - Alice, it amuses John.

tagging: @indigorox @twirlingsmoke @jack-morrison @mrspaigeomega and anyone else who wants to do it. I feel like it took me forever to do it so mostly everyone has done it.

#tagged #alice x john #eden's gate au

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