#noodle feels

[ghostshaped]

started screaming choked nearly threw up and then cried

[pentapoxie]

(They are forcibly removed from the pool party)

[lunarlivs]

me <3 this werewolf

remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him

[crystallizsch]

i had a vision is it a good one? that's debatable

[thebibliosphere]

So, thanks to some people being very kind and generous, I was able to afford a body braid (as well as keep some money aside in case I determine I want the arm and leg additions which I probably will once I get used to this) and uuuuh, what do you mean this is how "normal" people sit?

What do you mean you're not having to constantly shift your weight to keep your joints from going out of alignment?? What is this???

Is this what spinal stability feels like?!?!

[morganbritton132]

Thinking a bit more about this Steve Has Older Siblings AU I’ve got going on (here, here, and here). Specifically about Richard Harrington’s first wife, and two things:

1. She’s a saint. Theresa Kline (former Harrington) stood by her husband through multiple extramarital affairs but a not-quite-yet nineteen year old mistress with a baby was her breaking point. She bowed out gracefully.

Richard married his mistress and Theresa moved on. She never said a bad word about him to her kids or to anyone. She never spat an insult at the child that ruined her marriage or about her baby boy.

Though, she didn’t have to.

Her kids said enough bad things about Steve and his mom on her behalf to fill a book. They never miss an opportunity to remind Steve that while both their parents were from two of Hawkins’ more influential and wealthy families, his mother was a high school dropout homewrecker and a whore that didn’t love him.

Even after his siblings tried fixing their relationship with him, they all still take shots at his mom. Jason’s favorite analogy seems to be that him and his siblings are ‘purebred’ and Steve is a ‘mutt.’

Or, well. It was until Robin heard it and said, “Pure? Like the Nazi’s ideology?? Yikes.”

2. I realize that this AU does not really contradict anything important in the Officer Noodles (and also here) universe. You’d just have to make Angela Harrington Callahan’s little sister.

[slavhew]

She's like a daughter to me.

A very dangerous daughter trained in multiple combat techniques you try not to piss off.

[illufinch]

at the aquarium

[acnologias-ass]

⚡⚡

[night-the-starfish]

Entanglement, markers on paper

[amitylightwood]

Look, sometimes, when God is being a donglord, you have to let the Earth's Little-space Ghost drive a Ford F-150 jesus-style atop the river of the dead with two parents folded together pushing the gas pedal, a six legged dog in the back seat maintaining her razor thin will to live, to get to the ancient goth planet on the other side of the galaxy, while the former goth planet slave, now indestructible corpse prince, sarcastically rides shotgun. Average Thursday I'd say.

[missholoska]

just some completely normal undertale skelebros art, nothing out of the ordinary here :]

bonus: the girlfriends' outfit swap was less successful

[disheveledtranquility]

"Big. Mistake."

[crystallizsch]

boo.

I'LL PASS AWAY NOW GOODBYE

[snail-noodle]

gave pure vanilla a wife (he's been on my mind lately) and she's his biggest supporter 💖

I'm just gonna copy what I posted on twitter about her lol:

her name is kuromame cookie and she is pure vanilla's (future) wife <3

she was a traveling merchant until she decided to settle down in pure vanilla's kingdom

she's a chill gal most of the time, but she does have trouble trusting others (pv is there to help her don't worry)

[crabsnpersimmons]

boys! it's my birthday! what would you cook up for a birthday boy eager to eat whatever some handsome bots can whip up? no dietary restrictions, anything the wonderful chefs can think of :D

ough happy belated birthday, Bash!

the boys have prepared a birthday meal for you:

some details on the menu:

the longevity noodles egg noodles that are commonly eaten in Chinese cuisine for celebrations and birthdays. it's often called "birthday noodles" for that reason. they are long noodles to symbolize a long life, so it's recommended to not cut them shorter. they are often served with eggs, that symbolize birth. they can be eaten in soup or stir fried or with a sauce.

the fairy french toast is a fusion of Australian fairy bread (white bread spread with butter/margarine and covered with colourful, round sprinkles) and Hong Kong style french toast (two egg-fried toasts, sandwiching a sweet filling like peanut butter, jam, condensed milk, etc.) fairy bread is a common treat at children's parties, and french toast is a staple at Hong Kong cafes.

the longevity peach ice cream float is a peach soda topped with peach soft-serve ice cream and a mini longevity peach bun. longevity peach buns are based off the peaches of immortality in Chinese mythology. the buns are served at birthdays (especially for the elderly) and are usually filled with lotus paste or red bean paste.