#nonsense nobody asked for

[billcipher-rpblog]

(OOC shitpost)

Did you guys know I have a Pinterest board dedicated just to the stuff I use for this Bill RP? Mostly consists of insults to call people, Bill characterization posts, and also a few quotes or writing prompts that remind me of Bill.

And don't remind me of the Bill playlist I have lmao. I'm extremely hyperfixated on this silly littledorito chip.

[stroodlenoodles]

It's time...for the Funger 1 Characters as fountain pens thread.

I did it for the Termina Crew so it's only fair I did the rest lol

Cahara is a Ranga Markandeya, the colour scheme reminds me of him

D'arce is an Excel Sterling, small but it's got weight (68 grams, that's heavier than a tennis ball! it's a pen!!)

Enki is a Faber-Castell Neo Slim because it's long and skinny just like him lol

Ragnvaldr is an Opus 88 Omar Eye Dropper, look how chunky it is!

The Girl is a Pilot Lady White Sakura Blossom, it's adorable!!

Le'garde is a Conway Stewart Shakespeare Sterling Silver, I needed something that looked pompous AND pretty haha

Nosramus is a Soennecken 111 Grey Herringbone Superior, for vibes

Celeste is a Maestro Oceanic White Mother of Pearl, thought it was fitting since she's a mom

And a bonus Nas'hrah....this random vintage Pelikan nib I found

Was gonna do the Fellowship gang and everyone else but I have no ideas so I guess this is it. Enjoy my goofy headcanons ;)

[y-rhywbeth2]

I wonder if the possibility of Durge having their divinely mandated sacrificial murder-babies with Gortash* was discussed by the Tribunal? Not necessarily where Durge can hear them... although Sceleritas probably did mention it to their face.

Like "what the hell are we supposed to do if Bhaal's grandchildren are from Banite stock??"

"Master, what are you thinking?? What if he wants the babe disembowelled according to Bane's traditions?? Consider the proud family heritage, Master!"

*(Once again; high magic setting - biology is canonically not an issue)

[articskele]

“...Wrong? Why would anything go wrong?”

Without further ado, a stimboard for @ask-the-biggering-onceler!

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[mypunkpansexualtwin]

My quote of the week that filled my girlfriend with Rage:

"Destiny is just Kingdom Hearts for Halo fans."

[sugarsnappeases]

rita skeeter, at the end of the first war

[atopvisenyashill]

apparently people are mad about me saying “the show never let dany look ugly” lol

i am Once Again Saying it was the popular opinion that emilia can’t act, doesn’t look like dany, and michele’s styling of dany was ugly and bad until people decided d&d’s butchering of dany's arc was a masterpiece except for the last season conveniently. also that last one lmao.

[icewindandboringhorror]

Lineup of all of the characters that appear long enough to need a visual representation of them in the game lol

[verm1c1de]

purroblems and solutions

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

top 5 books?

off the top of my head right now? it does change often and there's some recency bias of course but right now something like:

Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

Turtles All the Way Down by John Green

Salt To the Sea by Ruta Sepetys

[nordic-language-love]

My current job I work on average 5.5 hours a day and you know what? I think that's the perfect amount of time to work. I have plenty of time for my hobbies while also staying on top of the housework and I'd probably have time for a social life if I wanted one (I don't lmao I'm happy just chilling on tumblr), but having a job also gives me structure and a feeling of contributing to society. I think everyone should have a work week that looks like mine. 9-5 5 days a week/grind culture is bullshit and it's tragic that it's become the accepted standard pretty much worldwide.

[vintageshits]

just wanted to share with my beloved mutuals that today I saw snow falling for the first time in my life lol ☺️

and I survived walking the streets of tokyo without falling and with just an old pair of adidas stan smith :)

i’m from latin america, so it never snows during winter.

anyway, a little postcard, and a frozen dummy ❄️

[fromtheseventhhell]

I really do think most of what has become of the fandom is grrms fault for simply just not having published the ending. So much of what fandom considers to be canon (fanon) isn’t even canon because those who’ve stayed and made a name for themselves here just have their facts wrong and those who do know the truth of it all left because why stay in a fandom where you’re bullied for believing the source material? It’s ridiculous (sorry do NOT mean to vent in your askbox) but it’s just so annoying what this place has become. Saw a post with hundreds of notes explaining why Dany wasn’t sold to drogo / wasn’t a child bride slave and I just… where is the reading comprehension in this fandom

Venting is always welcome in my inbox! (As long as they aren't being rude)

Us not having the final two (?) books in the series is definitely a big part of how fandom acts (+ the show ending) and the longer we go without them, the more fanon people create. I can't place the full blame on George though cause this is just...how fandoms are. George could release TWOW and ADOS tomorrow and people would write essays on how George doesn't understand his characters or the story he wrote. People just have a sense of entitlement when it comes to stories they consume and think their personal feelings toward the story are more important than the author's intentions. George can't control the level (*cough* lack *cough*) of reading comprehension in his fanbase. Even when he outright says something that contradicts fanon, people's reaction is to argue with him instead of changing their opinions 😭. He could write "the sky is blue" and they would come back with "here's why I think he meant the sky is red". It's annoying, it's frustrating, and it's unfortunately something that's not going to be solved by the books coming out. We just have to hope the rest of the books are released so that the people who actually like the story can enjoy it

[ferahntics]

Charcadet Headcanons

Charcadet headcanons nobody asked for below the cut! ((fixed some grammar errors cause typed them on phone jkhdsh excuse the reblog))

Despite being Fire types and having an actual flame on their heads, they are in fact safe to touch - minus the very top of the head, that flame will sting a lot. I imagine Fire Pokemon in general can regulate their heat and body temperature on their own, so they can stay warm in cold climates and not overheat during heatwaves.

So they feel very warm to the touch, just the right comfy temperature to snuggle with during winter. And speaking of, Charcadet are pretty touch-starved, their mentality is that of a young child or toddler. They love pats, but they adore hugs and with a trainer they love, it makes them feel safe.

They are feisty little guys who aren't scared to pick fights, but the stress of facing stronger Pokemon is still a lot in order to survive in the wild. So being carried around or sitting in their trainer's lap gives them a very strong sense of security they didn't know they needed. Once they evolve they will 100% return this act of kindness.

Very emotional Pokemon, some Charcadet more than others and therefore act on impulse, so they can be loose canons in that regard. They hate backing out of challenges, and they especially hate the idea of ignoring someone who threatens their loved ones and will absolutely start a fight if someone so much as blinks at their friends the wrong way. This is usually a stage and they will grow to act more maturely, but that urge to protect will stay - only the aggression will mellow down slightly.

They are very active and hardworking - dangerously so and need to be held back at points - especially in terms of battling, to prevent them burning out (pun). When unwell, their colors desaturate slightly, and its most noticeable on their head crest flame. 

In summary, they’re like toddlers but capable of breathing fire, they’re very loving and loyal and will show immense appreciation should they receive the same courtesy back.

[straightlightyagami]

you know until relatively recently i thought i'm at least like.. noticeably above average appearance-wise, i took it basically as a given since i was a little kid. but then i realized i'm actually ugly as fuck and nobody would ever pay any attention to me or find me good-looking or hot or whatever and i will be alone forever and die alone. so.

[ropertplant]

if i was The Big Cop Guy (horrible hypothetical scenario to imagine, stay with me) in charge of The Big Crime Scene and my new Baby Cop, will graham, walked in.... took a sniff. closed his eyes. twitched a little. and then recounted the entire crime with devastating accuracy and minimal evidence? well. i would say "hey. hey. hey. i think we should arrest this guy. i think you should be in jail. i think you did it actually" because what the fuck