#nonsense masshole posting

[henrikvanderhussy]

Mei Parry:

Mei Parry if MID was made by Massholes:

I haven't known peace since I realized that Midnight in Salem doesn't have a single Dunkin

[acitybythelightunited]

Mmmmmk… then do something about it instead of complaining about it on the internet accomplishing nothing but making clickbait companies rich over it trending. I’m getting really tired of this Hamas/Palestine spam from pornbots. Stop getting rich off people’s suffering and donate every fucking penny of that to aid the refugees over there you scumbag fucks. The only thing worse than wars are the soulless money bags that brand #blueandyellow everywhere for a year then leave the Ukraine in the dust when they find a new cash cow to exploit. A place that has been in 7 wars since the Holocaust that will never cease to stop fighting over religious territory and revenue over a super natural being they can’t even prove exists that murders and rapes children with their cultish buildings all over the planet. How about you stop fighting over a God that doesn’t even exist. We’re all just scientific matter no one understands the origin of. But God sure as Hell wouldn’t let priests molest and bury 6,000 children alive along Canada’s border if he even existed so shut the fuck up and just start being decent human beings. Start with that. And fuck billionaires. You greedy motherfuckers suck up all the world’s economic systems and then wonder where all your consumers went when they die of financial constraint YOU created for the whole globe with your greed. We don’t need a pissing contest to a trillion dollars, we need affordable living and vacations with the money you’re ciphoning up by inflating cost of living higher than minimum wage increase so that it changes nothing but poor people’s financial leashes and not your continual profits. Ban increasing cost of living and that will solve like 80% of the world’s problems. The point of raising wages to create comfortable living for ordinary citizens. We don’t care if you can’t afford 15 exotic cars instead of 12 while the working class ends up on the street over one missed paycheck. Fuck off. 🖕🏽

"Murdering 14,000 children is not 'Self-Defense'"

Poster spotted in Boston, Massachusetts

[victorluvsalice]

AU Thursday: Some “Fallout of Darkness” Shitposting

Victor: [putting on a polished metal helmet, welding goggles, a scavenged raider chest piece, some leather arm armor, and one metal leg piece over his Vault 111 jumpsuit] All right! Time to show those raiders harassing Ten Pines Bluff what for! They won’t know what hit them!

Victor: [catches sight of himself in a reflective surface]

Victor: . . .alternatively they’ll take one look at me and laugh themselves to death.

---

Victor: [post-taking out the Raiders and reporting back to Preston] I’d be happy to join the Minutemen! Makes me feel good, making a little difference in this new world.

Preston: Great! Welcome aboard! And don’t worry, I’ll be right beside you all the way -- General.

Victor: [laughing at what he thinks is a silly nickname] You’re calling me “General” now?

Preston: Well, the leader of the Minutemen has always held the rank of “General.”

Victor: [suddenly realizing he’s serious] Wait, what? I thought -- don’t you --

Preston: That's not who I am. I can get my men through a firefight. I can defend a perimeter against all odds. We need someone who can bring the whole Commonwealth together in a common cause. And I think you've got it in you to be that leader. 

Victor: . . .

Victor: [with CHARISMA: 2 practically flashing above his head in neon] Y-you’re sure about that?

---

Piper: [pen and pad out, approaching Alice] So, Fangs --

Alice: [blinking] What?

Piper: You know, because you’re -- [mimes fangs with her fingers]

Alice: [raising an eyebrow] Seriously. Victor’s “Blue” because of his jumpsuit, and I’m “Fangs” because of my teeth. Piper, you are horrible with nicknames.

Piper: I am not.

Preston: What’s going on?

Alice: I think Hat here was trying to get my opinion for an article.

Piper: HAT?!

---

Strong: [after having defended a settlement from raiders] Strong learn new word today. Strong learn “respect.”

Victor: Respect? You -- respect me, Strong?

Strong: Yes. Strong respect human. Human fight good. Human help Strong. Super Mutants are brothers. Brothers share all. Not own things like humans. Human share like brother. Super Mutants fight. Kill not talk. Human kill not talk. Human would be good Super Mutant.

Victor: [sweating, fake smile] Why, ah, t-thank you, Strong. I -- I r-respect you too. [to himself] Oh God how many people have I killed around just him damn it Victor --

---

Bullet: [seeing Victor and Alice traveling with Billy Peabody] Hey. Nice ghoul kid. He for sale?

Victor: . . .what?

Alice: How dare you?!

Bullet: Hey, a ghoul kid like him is worth a fair --

Victor: [shoots Bullet without a second thought]

Affinity message: [Alice loves you]

Affinity message, five seconds later, as Alice furiously blushes despite being technically dead: [THAT. Alice loved THAT.]

---

Victor: [having a small breakdown post-having it out with Father after Bunker Hill in the Railroad HQ] He said he wanted to name me his successor! Director of the Institute! I -- I am General of the Minutemen, Overseer of Vault 88, I was Overboss of fucking Nuka-World -- despite the guy who set me up for the position knowing I was with the Minutemen -- and now this! Why do people keep wanting to shove me into positions of power?

Deacon: Because you’re just so gosh-darn lovable!

Victor: Fuck you, Deacon.

Deacon: You can’t, I’m not romanceable.

Victor: I’m not in the mood for fourth wall breaks Deacon

---

Victor: [in the middle of Nuka-World] You ready Alice? [in response to her nod] Here we go!

Victor + Alice: [driving out of Nuka-World in the vintage Corvega from Bradburton’s hidden chamber, wearing novelty Nuka-Cola sunglasses, “Boss Ass Bitch” playing on the radio]

Alice: [looking out the window, lifting her sunglasses] Is that the remains of a drive-through Slocum Joe’s?

Victor: [looks as well with a smile]

Victor + Alice: [drive and song continues as they sip drinks -- Victor’s what is clearly a homemade “latte” probably made with mutfruit or something, Alice’s just straight up blood]

---

Random Settler: Wait, both of you are from before the bombs fell?

Victor: Yup -- cryonic freezing in my case, thanks to Vault-Tec.

Alice: Staked and left under a pile of rubble for over two centuries, somehow.

Random Settler: Wow. I haven’t gotten a chance to really talk to any pre-War ghouls, so -- what was the world like? Before?

Victor + Alice: [in unison] Shit.

[flauntpage]

Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer

Let’s check in on the Pittsburgh News guy who was fired yesterday for telling the truth.

Michael Telek was canned by KDKA TV for writing “known cheater” below Tom Brady’s name on a lower-third chyron, but Brady, as we all know, played a role in the Deflategate scandal and served a four-game suspension for his inexcusable and reprehensible actions.

Therefore –

He is a known cheater.

KDKA canned Telek anyway, citing “journalistic responsibility” or some other mumbo jumbo. Telek is now making the rounds, appearing on CNN and some radio programs and podcasts to talk about his misstep.

Most interesting to me is a GoFundMe that was apparently started by Telek’s friends in order to help him out. Apparently the dude just bought a house. The fundraiser has pulled in $2,100 as of writing, money that Telek says he will donate to charity instead of keeping for himself.

Patriots fans are flooding the comments part of the fundraiser with their typical Masshole behavior:

More nonsense after the jump:

Yeah! Tell ’em Shawn! Beat LA!

Jesus Christ Ann, just relax.

These Patriots fans are just nasty and abhorrent people, defending a cheater and putting down a journalist who was just trying to spread the truth.

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[henrikvanderhussy]

Every MID Character's Dunkin' Order:

Midnight in Salem is set in Massachusetts, so by law all of these characters must have an opinion about Dunkin

Mei Parry: Iced coffee, regular* If it's really really cold out, she'll go for hot instead of iced

Teegan Parry: Whatever drink is seasonal

Jason Danforth: Iced coffee, no cream, 6 sugars. If it's cold out, he still orders iced, but double cups it with a stryofoam cup on the outside**

Judge Danforth: Hot coffee regular, and an egg and cheese croissant

Lauren Holt: She sticks with her natural tea brews and does not go to Dunkin

Olivia Ravencroft: A Dunkin refresher for a small energy boost before late night tours

Alicia Cole: Americano with too many extra espresso shots

Frank Hardy: A Boston cream donut that gets placed in the bag frosting side down

Joe Hardy: The frosting off the bag from Frank's donut

Deirdre Shannon: She doesn't like Dunkin and doesn't understand why her cousins always drag her there and tries something different every time in hopes of eventually finding something good. (She will not)

* For non-massholes, 'regular' means with cream and sugar ** Double cupping hasn't been allowed since 2020, but I'm letting it stand since MID was released in 2019

[flauntpage]

Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer

Let’s check in on the Pittsburgh News guy who was fired yesterday for telling the truth.

Michael Telek was canned by KDKA TV for writing “known cheater” below Tom Brady’s name on a lower-third chyron, but Brady, as we all know, played a role in the Deflategate scandal and served a four-game suspension for his inexcusable and reprehensible actions.

Therefore –

He is a known cheater.

KDKA canned Telek anyway, citing “journalistic responsibility” or some other mumbo jumbo. Telek is now making the rounds, appearing on CNN and some radio programs and podcasts to talk about his misstep.

Most interesting to me is a GoFundMe that was apparently started by Telek’s friends in order to help him out. Apparently the dude just bought a house. The fundraiser has pulled in $2,100 as of writing, money that Telek says he will donate to charity instead of keeping for himself.

Patriots fans are flooding the comments part of the fundraiser with their typical Masshole behavior:

More nonsense after the jump:

Yeah! Tell ’em Shawn! Beat LA!

Jesus Christ Ann, just relax.

These Patriots fans are just nasty and abhorrent people, defending a cheater and putting down a journalist who was just trying to spread the truth.

The post Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer appeared first on Crossing Broad.

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[flauntpage]

Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer

Let’s check in on the Pittsburgh News guy who was fired yesterday for telling the truth.

Michael Telek was canned by KDKA TV for writing “known cheater” below Tom Brady’s name on a lower-third chyron, but Brady, as we all know, played a role in the Deflategate scandal and served a four-game suspension for his inexcusable and reprehensible actions.

Therefore –

He is a known cheater.

KDKA canned Telek anyway, citing “journalistic responsibility” or some other mumbo jumbo. Telek is now making the rounds, appearing on CNN and some radio programs and podcasts to talk about his misstep.

Most interesting to me is a GoFundMe that was apparently started by Telek’s friends in order to help him out. Apparently the dude just bought a house. The fundraiser has pulled in $2,100 as of writing, money that Telek says he will donate to charity instead of keeping for himself.

Patriots fans are flooding the comments part of the fundraiser with their typical Masshole behavior:

More nonsense after the jump:

Yeah! Tell ’em Shawn! Beat LA!

Jesus Christ Ann, just relax.

These Patriots fans are just nasty and abhorrent people, defending a cheater and putting down a journalist who was just trying to spread the truth.

The post Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer appeared first on Crossing Broad.

Loathsome Patriots Fans are Ganging Up on the Fired Pittsburgh News Producer published first on https://footballhighlightseurope.tumblr.com/