#nojoke

[thescrump]

nozomi x joke explainer for the longest time billy joel amv

[noodletheboy]

MY CAT BEEEN MISSING FOR 3 HOURS

FUCKIMNYJKJ HELPPPPP

[eric-sadahire]

According to a recent study, children laugh about 200 times a day while the average adult only laughs 4. If you haven’t laughed yet today, do something silly with your friends.

The world presents many opportunities to laugh, we just have to take them!

[gcountertop]

No Foolin' Around with Our Countertops! Happy April Fool's Day from the team at Granite Countertop Warehouse! 🤡 Today, we're slicing through the pranks to bring you something solid - quite literally! While we love a good joke, there's one thing we never jest about: the quality of our countertops. Did you hear about our new "invisible" countertop line? Just kidding! While we can't make your countertops disappear, we can guarantee they'll be the centerpiece of your kitchen. And today only, we're offering a special "buy one, get a smile free" deal. Jokes aside, whether it’s granite, quartz, or marble you’re after, we promise to provide you with the best quality countertops, no tricks attached. Our commitment to craftsmanship and customer satisfaction is no laughing matter. So, come on down and let's celebrate April Fool's Day together - with offers that are too good to be true. Visit us at: 2595 Baker Rd, NW Acworth, GA 30101 Contact us at: (678) 574-4116

[iheardyoulooking]

Memories to the max.

[deathatbirt]

me btw.. this is me.. i'm her..

[clipfart]

[mburley92]

Responses needed for my May 20th topic of Disability is NO joke

Good afternoon everyone, 

For my May 20th topic of Disability is NO joke which is a response video, please write your response below or message me your response. 

 Thanks in advance. With love, your friend Mariah

[loversplayground]

The Satisfyer handy eggs are designed to be discreet and are ideal for a quick fix on the go. Varying inner shapes will surprise and delight with varying textures.

[actionfigures118]

Super7 G.I. Joe Cobra April 1st No Joke Teaser

[indigoeccos]

Yo, todo el fin de semana. No joke! 😬💀But still Ha-ha! 🤣🙃 #nojoke #totallyme #prettymuch https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRb_mSpjGa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[goldjag7]

[ianfichman]

Look at this little dumb baby. The funny thing is that this is gonna be one of the most “badass” pieces I’ve ever made🤘 • • #notkidding #nojoke #metalwork #metalfab #metalfabrication #metalart #metalartist #welding #welds #weldart #sculpture #metalsculpture #workinprogress #progress #wip #createeveryday #loveyou (at Bakehouse Art Complex) https://www.instagram.com/p/CovLV3qOXLx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[helpthe]

You WRITE gay autism vore on the REGULAR?!

Am I in heaven, or am I in heaven?

How are you doing? :3 I hooe you are doing alright!

Hi there, friend! I’ve honestly have been having some severe writing block, hence why I have done much writing as of late. Luckily, I did manage to do the Vore Day writing I promised!

Before I start the story, let me introduce the characters!

Axl is an autistic 17 year old who suffers from depression and social anxiety. His black, sharp hair has silver tips and it covers his left eye. This boy is a Beastman, which is a human-like creature that has various animal body parts. His hands and feet are paws and his limbs are covered in gray fur. His wolf tail is black with silver tips, similar to his hair, and bat-like wings are attached to his back. One trait that haunts him is his snake-like eyes and he usually wears hoodies and torn up jeans.

Aaron is an albino 17 year old Mystic, which are human-like creatures with the hinds legs of the deer, a long blue and white striped tail, hand that are like bird talons, and soft feathered wings. The colors of his eyes are mismatched, one being blue and the other being purple. His long white hair is usually tied into a braid. Aaron wears an ancient purple beast jacket and black Hakama pants.

Yes, they are gay and in love. (definitely based off of Norman and Ray from TPN)

These two characters are from an original story that I’m writing.

Hide Away

(A Soft Vore Fic)

Warnings: implied panic attack

Word Count: 494

Tucked underneath the darkness of his blanket, Axl hid from the rest of the world. The demon in his mind, Reggie, had been acting up again and sunk their wire into Axl’s heart. The boy’s heart pounded and his vision was blurred as he tried to calm himself down.

Then, he heard the sound of the door opening. “Axl? Sweetheart?” A soft, sweet voice called to him. One that Axl was very familiar with. “Over here, Aaron.” Axl poked his head out from underneath the blanket, spotting his albino boyfriend. Arron turned to face him, his long, white braid laid atop his shoulders. “There you are.” Arron spoke softly. “Are you okay, love? You look rather distraught back there.”

Axl shook his head, the black hair in front of his face swayed as he did so. “No…I know now why I’m like this. Why do the smallest things upset me.” Aaron shook his head as he walked over to Axl’s bed, hooves clicking on the ground. “It’s not you, love. Certain things just irritate your mind and that’s okay. It’s alright that you don’t like strangers touching you.”

The raven-haired boy scooted over to his partner, paws sinking into the bed. “I just don’t understand why I can’t even get a hug from anyone except you and Aurora. You two are the only people I’m fine with touching.” Aaron nodded, wrapping his arm around Axl. “That’s just what you tolerate. There’s nothing wrong with that.” Axl just looked down at the floor and sighed, still disappointed.

Aaron gently nuzzled Axl’s shoulder. “Would you like me to pouch you? Get away from the world for a minute?” Axl nodded before looking at his partner. “Thank you, angel.” The albino chuckled, slowly wrapping Axl in his tail. “Of course. You know you’re safe with me.”

The albino slowly raised Axl closer to him with his tail, slowly opening his maw. Axl closed his eyes as Aaron stuck his partner’s head into his jaws. Warm enveloped the raven-haired boy as he slid further into Aaron’s throat. The soft walls tightened and retracted as it brought Axl closer to the dark pouch.

All that was left was Axl’s tail, which Aaron gently slurped up. Now, Axl was held in the dark, warm organ. He looked around the environment, feeling the soft, slick walls. Various gurgles and growls echoed around him, which was accompanied by Aaron’s heartbeat.

Aaron huffed when he finished his meal. Tucking himself into the bed, the albino purred happily as he felt his partner adjusting inside. “How are you feeling, love?”Aaron spoke with a sweet tone, gently rubbing circles on his stomach. Axl hummed softly before speaking up, which sounded muffled due to the walls around him. “Much better…Thank you.”

“No problem, sweetheart. Just relax. I’ve got you.” Aaron whistled a sweet and warm song.. “I love you.” The albino could feel his partner nuzzling him from the inside. “I love you too, angel.”

[faggottonystark]

just found out these two posters exist Holy fucking shit these are actually amazing. why is the main one generic as fuck with damsel in distress pepper these are so much fucking cooler oh my god

[zer0point5ive]

this is how i saw post