#nobu nobuuuu

[vrachis]

holy shit….

𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔲’𝔰 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 2023!

day 31: dressed up/in costume with everyone from hsr and genshin impact

warnings: dressed up/in costume, lingerie, maid costume, slight exhibitionism, cock/strap traditions, creampie, overstimulation, degrading, praise, hair pulling, oral, fingering, belly bulge, dacryphilia, brat taming, collaring, usage of toys, master kink, size/reverse size kink, tentacles, roleplay on some, slapping, squirting, bondage — shit is messy and a lot so enjoy it my fellow hornies. i sold my soul for this

notes: some characters has been left out due to uncertainty of their ages. i included characters that i think have been canonically proven as an adult and of age!! dainty chain divider belongs to @/cafekitsune

laid over the table, spread out with the maid dress in a mess, your sweet darling couldn’t handle it further as they come into your mouth again. shaking thighs coming around your head in a vice grip, slurred words and sobs of “p-please! mashter, can’t take more…! unghhh… guhcck♡︎” coming out of their mouth as they shake their head. sweet little maid of yours, can’t even hold their arousal back.

it was such a cute dress too! reaching their knees, frilly at the ends, soft and comfortable fabric. without a panties to cover their dripping arousal as it rolls down their thighs of course. too bad your maid was so incompetent and couldn’t hold themselves back.

it didn’t help that the vibrator inside them was buzzing away at the highest setting. sitting snuggly deep inside them as they try to fulfill their new role of being your maid. it didn’t last long when the vibrator hit their sensitive spot — that one spongy spot inside them that caused them to let out an uncharacteristic squeal, dropping the cup of coffee on the carpet as their hand goes down to push the maid dress’ skirt between their legs. legs shaking, thighs rubbing together, you knew that reaction.

reaching a hand out, you pull their chin up to force them to look at you. what a cute look on their face. all flush and red, biting their lips, eyes tearing up at their own oversensitivity. unable to hold themselves back any longer, your maid clutches at the edge of the table tightly as they come into the insides of the dress with a debouched moan.

that’s what led to this. being ate out as they lay spread on your table. gods, the vibrator was still deep inside them, flush against that one spongy spot. they really can’t handle more stimulation, their poor mind would shatter and their body would break! they already were with their hands flying everywhere, trying to grasp something to stabilize themselves as tears just continue to roll down their pretty red cheeks. jaw slack open in a silent scream as they come into your eagerly awaiting mouth again.

“mAS—! masterehhh…♡︎♡︎ p-please… no moowwhree!! can’t�� ♡︎♡︎ can’t!” they cry out again, slurred gibberish continuing to fall out of their drool covered lips as they squirt into your mouth. not good. you really have to teach your poor maid a lessen on discipline.

wriothesley, capitano, jean, ganyu, diluc, childe, yun jin, kazuha, sucrose, aether, xiao, layla, kaveh, kirara, furina, thoma, albedo, baizhu, charlotte, ayato, navia, blade, dan heng, himeko, luocha, sushang, gepard, bronya rand, caelus, argenti, hanya, march, natasha, topaz, tingyun

“n-no no, please wait—! t-too much, i just aaahng—! just came♡︎♡︎!!” your lover let out a squeal, kicking their legs weakly against your hips, hands smacking against your shoulders to try and slow you down just a bit so they can get their mess of a mind back in place. the large bell attached to the front of their collar jingles at each movement, your sweet pet keening as they feel the familiar warmth of your cum being fucked deeper into their insides.

it was their fault to begin with. acting so high and mighty, being bratty and even downright refusing to acknowledge your presence. so, it would only be understandable to dress them up in their appropriate clothes according to their attitude and teach them a lesson right? by clothes you meant nothing except for the cute fake cat ears atop their head and the collar around their neck with a large bell attached to the front.

so what was their problem now? it was them who started this little game with acting high and mighty in the first place to see who would show themselves to be in charge of the relationship, as they put it.

“stupid kitty. i told you to keep your voice low, didn’t i?” you hiss in anger, stopping your thrust completely with your cock sitting snug inside their warm walls. crying about it being too much and yet going ahead and daring to whine in loss at the feeling of your movements stopping. what a demanding pet you had.

with a click of your teeth, you pull out a small ball gag from the nightstand at the side before putting the gag into their mouth and fastening the buckle. they tried to say something, probably something to deny your words or the muzzle, but you make no effort to let them continue their bratty behavior.

pulling out completely, you watch quietly as the large amount of cum you fucked inside their pretty hole comes gushing out. white, transparent colored fluid dripping out of their sensitive, puffy hole, dripping down onto the bed sheets as your lover shifts and squirms on the bed. they felt so exposed under your scrutinizing gaze.

with a light smack to their thigh that got them whining, you prop their legs open further as you watch the cum seep out of their hole. how fucking delicious. slowly easing your tip back in, your gaze shifts to their facial expression. red in the face and ears, drool and tears slipping down their face and onto the pillow. they looked so pathetic as their glossy eyes try to focus on you.

“quiet kitty. learn your lesson” you remind them before thrusting the rest of the strap inside. immediately, they throw their head back, toes curling as they scream into the ball gag. ah, they came from just that too.

jing yuan, sampo, kafka, fu xuan, silver wolf, dr ratio, seele, aventurine, black swan, serval, qingque, faruzan, heizou, wanderer, venti, kaeya, alhaitham, cyno, lisa, ayato, furina, hu tao, yelan, eula, lyney, xianyun, albedo, itto, kaveh, childe, dottore, pantalone

going out for a halloween party wasn’t exactly the most brightest idea, you realized. especially with your lover who — for some reason — decided to wear a fluffy skirt witch dress. accompanied by the iconic witch broom and a pointy tipped hat sitting atop their head. but there was a problem. your lover was feeling a bit mischievous today it seems as any moment of privacy or when the two of you meet eyes over the room and the blaring song, they would wink and slowly slip their skirt up until showing you that they were wearing a laced underwear.

at first, your reaction was like any other lovers’. flushing cheeks, looking around to make sure no one else saw and giving them a flustered smile accompanied by a thumbs up or so. until it got old real fast as they keep making sexual gestures. so, who’s to blame you when you finally had enough and drag your lover off to some random empty room of the place, lock the doors and shove your lover onto the bed, sexually frustrated and ready to fuck them stupid.

happy that their request was being accepted and their secret plans working, they tried to play the role of ‘damsel in distress’. moaning about how cruel you are for shoving them down, mean for tearing off their panties and how you were acting like a hungry wolf. to which you only rolled your eyes at and pushed a finger inside their already — not so surprisingly — lubed and spread open hole.

“shh, darling. there are other people in the room next door” you whisper, quietly chuckling as your lover only nods dumbly, mouth full of your fingers, suckling on them to keep their shrill moans quiet as your cock continues to split them open. too many rounds, too much pleasure and the cute ring of white around your strap was a nice reminder of how easily they got fucked dumb.

angling your hips, you thrust inside their still tight hole again, this time successfully hitting their sensitive spot. immediately, they twitched and kicked their legs before wrapping it around your waist, pushing your tip deeper inside to kiss that spongy muscle again and again as they cream around your cock once more.

jing yuan, tingyun, hanya, dan heng, dan heng il, argenti, asta, guinaifen, kafka, luka, march, sampo, serval, topaz, stelle, gallagher, yukong, acheron, dr. ratio, albedo, alhaitham, itto, beidou, dehya, eula, hu tao, kaeya, lisa, lyney, heizou, childe, scaramouche, tighnari, venti, yae miko, yanfei, yelan, sandrone, capitano

“a-anhh… you sure about this, darling?” your lover asks with stuttered breath, naked, back on the bed with their legs spread out as a few slimy tentacles slowly curl around their legs, starting from their ankles as they slowly and tentatively make their way up their bare skin. you hum comfortingly, their head on your lap as you squeeze their hand gently as a way of reminding them there’s nothing to be hesitant of.

recently, you went to the sex shop you visit to see what was new there. the shop owner — having already become acquainted with you and your lover due to your frequent visits — offered you a new “toy”. tentacles, in a small square box. they said something about it being a prototype and gave you a mini book about guides, how to use it, what and where the creature was made from etc etc. after a careful amount of research and preparation, you decided to buy it. and now here you were, having talked with your lover about the new “toy” you brought and wondering if they would be okay with trying it out with you.

of course, if anything were to go slightly bit wrong, you wouldn’t hesitate to take over and put the slimy thing back into its box.

“i’m sure it’ll be fine, love. after all, we read through the user guide enough times and even contacted the shop owner. now just relax” you comfort them, one of your hands running through their hair to soothe them. tilting their chin up, you lean down to place a soft kiss on their lips just as they let out a startled whine.

looking down, you could see that the tentacles were now gently prodding at their slicked hole. you had already prepared them beforehand just in case the prototype would be too harsh. seeming to have felt that they were loose, the tentacle slowly pushes itself in. more and more as the long, girthy thing disappears into their hole as your lover stutters of it feeling a bit odd.

“should i take it out then?” you ask, a hand over their belly where a cute little bulge was made due to the sheer size of the thing pushed inside. your lover only shakes their head, a drawn out moan following when you gently push on the bulge. gods, it was a big one.

“n-no… no need. it just feels… new and unfo—eeeck!!” their voice is cut off by a shriek when the tentacle starts to pump itself in and out, seemingly hitting their little bundle of nerves inside them. judging by how much your lover was thrashing their legs, trying to close them, you could guess how deep the tentacle was reaching.

“tsk tsk. darlin’ if you wanna feel good, you gotta keep your legs open, y’know?” you click your teeth, about to reach over before stopping. curious, you watch as the tentacle seemed to double or triple as two other emerge, pushing their legs apart. huh, there was no warning of the creature being able to duplicate itself.

taken aback by how relentless the creature was in fucking into their spongy spot, your lover keens. shaky hands going down to try and push them away before you pry their hands off softly. feeling betrayed, they let out a whine. turning to look at you with tears brimming in their eyes.

“[n-name]! th-they gcck! they’re b-bullying meeeehh♡︎♡︎ t-these aaanh gyuck!! things a-are bullying me♡︎♡︎” they sputter out, tripping over their words as fat globs of tears fall down their cheeks. not long after, their legs shake and twitch, back arching off of the bed so prettily as they squirt on the bedsheets. even then, the tentacle doesn’t stop. instead, it only seems to speed up its movements with renewed vigor as if wanting to make your lover squirt more.

“aaAAGH—! c-can’t!! [name] make it sto—aanh aangk♡︎♡︎ j-just came… s-sensitiiivvee♡︎” your lover drawls out, mind already starting to blank out as their hands tug on yours to ground themselves. you simply shush their loud mewls with a kiss, hearing the filthy squelching noise of the tentacle fucking your lover as you simply let the “toy” continue. this was a good purchase.

gallagher, caelus, dan heng, ruan mei, yingxing, asta, fu xuan, himeko, luka, natasha, welt, zhongli, yanfei, xiao, lumine, tighnari, childe, kokomi, nilou, neuvillette, mona, lynette, kuki shinobu, sara, keqing, ganyu, kaveh, diluc

lately, work has been becoming more and more exhausting. it was just simply too much. too much pressure, too much workload, too much stress. and your lover seemed to have noticed it. i mean, who wouldn’t? with the way you’re constantly slouched over, dragging your feet as you trip over your words. and those dark eyebags too.

so, they simply thought of a nice way to help you destress. to help you take your mind off of work for at least the night.

putting on one of the few lingeries they own — more specifically, the one you bought for them on one of their birthdays — they quietly make their way into the room that works as an office whenever you decide to work from home. scattered papers, broken pens and pencils lying about with you yourself looking like a corpse sitting amongst them, your lover felt their heart ache.

you were nearly falling asleep on your seat when a hand was gently placed on your shoulder, jumping slightly in your seat as you turn to look at the owner. ah, your darling. wearing a beautiful lingerie as they smile at you softly. but even their smile couldn’t hide the concern in their eyes.

“oh? what’s the occasion, my love? did i accidentally saw the date wrong and missed a special day?” you ask softly, rubbing your eyes as they shuffle to sit on your lap. hands running through your hair, smoothing them out as they pepper your face with soft kisses.

“hmm no. just wanted to surprise you” they hum soothingly, draping against you so that their chest was against yours. you could almost hear your synchronized heartbeats in the silence of the room.

“don’t you think it’s about time for you to get some break from work? and i don’t mean just a five minute break, i mean a whole vacation type of break” they mumble against the crown of your head, placing your hand over their chest and letting you squeeze them. they always knew you had love for simply just touching them. a healing factor, you once teased them when they asked you why you always smush yourself against their chest. they may or may not have beat you up for that.

“mmh.. i suppose so. once this cursed documents are finished, i will definitely take a vacation type of break” you hum softly, one hand on their, massaging the soft flesh as your other draws shapes on the skin of their hips. feeling the texture of their skin on your fingers was exactly the type of grounding sensation you needed. how could you ever stop being so grateful to be theirs.

feather light touches trail from their hips to their inner thighs, making them shudder in excitement as they roll their hips to indicate they wanted your fingers already. taking their gesture with a chuckle, you push the underwear of their lingerie aside. softly rolling the tips of your forefinger over their puckering hole, you give a little experimental push inside. only to find yourself surprised at how wet they were.

“aww have you been touching yourself, love? have i been so neglectful you opted to pleasuring yourself?” you grin mischievously, grinning at the soft pink on their cheeks. they only huff and lightly swat at your shoulder, warning you not to get too cocky. you laugh in response, finding their embarrassment endearing as you slip a finger inside. not too much after, second finger follows before a third is pushed in at how loose they were.

“aaaannh.. love your fingers. they’re so much better than my own” your lover sighs out softly, quiet moans slipping past their lips that they didn’t even bother to muffle as their hips roll over your fingers. attempting to ride your three fingers inside them as their moans and whimpers grow louder in volume. you could use a de-stressing action like this more in the future.

kafka, blade, dan feng, jingliu, yukong, natasha, ruan mei, hanya, gepard, al haitham, baizhu, beidou, ningguang, chevreuse, cyno, dehya, jean, kaeya, lisa, mona, rosaria, shenhe, thoma, lumine, dainsleif, yae miko, arlecchino, columbina

[nobuverse]

It turns out that LOST does not have what it takes to be part of the mini-nobu ninja army....she is too loud! Gets excited too easily! 

How terrible! Maybe she really is super awful at being helpful-! 

“Nobuuuu....”

[cercasinomeworld]

FAVORITE ANIME AND MANGA SHIPS pt.12

Izumo e Seri - K

Amagiri e Rika - O maidens in your savage season (This is the only healthy relationship of the anime. They are so so cute!!!)

Hodaka e Hina - Weathering with you

Kinnosuke e Chris- Itazura na kiss

Naoki e Kotoko - Itazura na kiss

Kyosuke e Junko - Nana (I really love them! It is the only truly healthy relationship of the manga/anime and for this I'm so proud of them. They love each othet so much and I want to have a relationship just like theirs!)

Ren e Nana - Nana (Ren...*sigh*)

Nobu e Nana - Nana (NOBUUUU 😭😭😭 I really love him and he deserve so much better. I hated how Nana treated him, but I don't think Asami fits him so well. More than this, it's clear that he is still in love with Nana. Please, I just wish he could be finally happy.)

Yasu e Miu - Nana

[yorozuyaaa2]

Chapter 649 of Gintama (TT_TT)

[segwaystevens]

NO NObu

NOBU Nobuuuu

[maouyome]

Ho, when did you get the Nobu bug? Best servant for sure, though. :>

IT ALL GOES BACK to the point i lived long time with a fate denial, didnt wanna get into it. buuut i met a very good friend, the only friend i talk about fate with tbh, and he motivated me to get into it and i gave it a chance so.

i already locked eyes with nobu ocasionally on the TL but the nobubug (hehe) got me last year around this time, because late may i decided to  put my fgo pants and get into it properly  and started playing the game (against my best gacha hell judgement) the JP server and got in time for the start dash campaing so i got lots of free SQ  

BUT AT THE TIME I WAS ATTACKED BY MAHABROS BRAIN WORMS so i spent all of them on the Yuga banner that was still up so i was empty handed when the final gudaguda banner rolled. (but i did get double ashwa and regular arjuna!!!very happy!!) 

buuut, i didnt play the event, sadly i wasnt aware of the wiki or reddit  at the time, so being a newbie and no sq and  no experience and basic japanese reading skills i had to let go of it a bit but i think i got nobu crush almost instantly for the little i saw of nobu. so i went and consumed all nobu content i could put my grubby hands on.  and thats it,  i love nobu now, nobu brain worms.  

wahaha!!!!!!! so gooodd!!! good to always meet an old follower!!!!!! let’s hope i dont go into a breakdown and delete my tumblr again for the 5th time jsjshds.   nobu is good nobu is great, loving nobu is a good choice, clears your skin.  

but yeah, and i fought very hard against god and everyone and getting my beloved demon king in my 3rd 10+1 roll and like 3 nobuserkers for this eyars rerun was very good to me!!!!!!!!!!! my heart gets so happy when i go and see nobu in my game room.

 ohh ahh i lvoe you nobuuuu. 

thank you for asking, so sweet <3 

[momiji-katsu-chiru]

NSFW Prompt: Someone asking Nobu “Take a bath with me?” And him having a nervous, flustered bug melt-down because he's a shy cupcake who is wholly unused to people showing any romantic/sexual interest in him. Bonus if he responds with “Ah, I feel so embarrassed". cuz i'm a sucker for shy men

@aslowlight || Prompting the cinnamon roll

Random & Nobu -   ‘Wh-what did they just ask?’ Nobu questioned himself this before the unknown person.           “A-ah n-n-no th-than-thank yo-you!” And then he ran, he ran far far away because he was taught about stranger danger as a child.

                                             Better luck next time.

Nobu & Abi - @amehanaa

   It had certainly been a long day. Meeting after meeting, greets after greets- he didn’t know how Abi could do all this and still retain enough energy to talk even the simplest of words. Yet she was doing just that.

  “Nobuuuu- take a bath with me and scrub my cares away pplleeaasssee!” Her hands were soft and tugging at his own to follow her into the bathroom of their hotel bathroom. Abi was pleading for him to come and he wanted to dearly! God he wanted to even as his body temperature spiked in heat, in bumbling bunches of nerves.

  “A-are you s-sure?” Nobu sputtered, face flushing on his dark pores. 

  “Of course! Come on I’ll wash your back if you wash mine.” She gave a wide grin and a motion of scrubbing on the air. She was apparently very serious about this he figured. “Besides! It means we’ll get done faster which means we can snuggle in bed faster too!”

   His eyes blinked behind the dark tinted goggles as he stared at her, why did she want to snuggle after a bath? Well she could possibly feel cold after taking it he supposed but that’s what clothes and blankets and bathrobes are for.                                                                                       Unless…   Nobu pulled his hood down to cover his whole face as the thought crossed his mind. There was no way she could’ve meant that! Not that he wouldn’t want to of course! Abi was- and would continue to be in his thoughts- out of his league. So if she meant what he was thinking, well then it meant the impossible even though they had a close relationship.

   “Nobu? You okay?”

                    “A-Ah yes! Sorry, sorry…I was just-”

         “Stuck in your own head again? You do that a lot.” God her smile, her smile made his heart feel like angle food cake that’s still fresh from the oven yet cool enough to eat.

     “Yeah…” Nobu couldn’t deny that for it was easier to be in his own head then out there in the real world.

   With another gentle tug of his hand she pulled him closer to the bathroom. “Come on Nobu, join me.” Her eyes were full of love and her touches warm, it was inevitable that he’d finally agree.                                                            —  ‘A-ah…I…I feel so embarrassed by this’, she shouldn’t see him like this he figured. In the mirror of the before the bathroom is where he stood, starch naked. 

   Nobu looked himself over, he was tall- something that many Aburame tended to be so it was common in a sense. His skin was darker then most of his cousins but he wasn’t the only one yet it was most certainly darker then Abi’s who skin reminded him of the lightly gold dusted vanilla cakes he made when not actively on duty. His hair was dark in color and corse in texture, the sides of it was shaved and what remained in the middle was done in little rows of tight locks on his head that stuck up slightly.

   There were scars here and there across his body and they were the only special thing about him. Notably near his hands and on the back of his neck. Most were small and nearly invisible and one could assume they had come from something wanting to come out from beneath his skin.

   But everything else? Everything else was plain -well nearly everything was average-  common just as his height was, as his face was, as his personality was. Yet…she wanted to actually see that of him.

   Yes, they had gonna on countless assignments together now and had become rather accustomed to one another. They had even shared a few stolen kisses behind shaded corners, hidden away out of his own flustered selfishness. He figured she shouldn’t be seen with him, he meant it as a defense on her behalf for what if others poked fun at her for kissing him? An actually living host of the terrors that many could not stand. 

  But disliking insects and being afraid of them were common! ‘So what if others- what if!’ He figured, ‘what if someone catche- wait…’ it was slow, but he had begun to come to the conclusion that they were in their hotel room. Their specific room that they paid for. Arms crossed across his toned chest as a finger curled against his lips like a question mark, face scrunched ever so thinking.                         So if anyone came in without their constent, it wouldn’t be on him or her but on the other. That would then mean they’d be free of-

   “Nobu! Come on! It’ll get cold if you take too long!” Her words snapped him out of it. Uncovered eyes quickly gaze at the door her voice came from. Face begining to flush for the umpteenth time that evening, he needed to calm and breathe. She had seen him before in this state as he had her. There was nothing new in this.

   So with a breath he cooled, he calmed, and reached for the door. Opening it slow as a breath of warm fog rushed into his face. At first he was hit with a wave of heat that hurt his eyes only slightly, making it hard to see into the well lit bath. Secondly was the scent of lavender that came in, it was pleasing.

   But when his eyes got use to it they were greeted to the sight of Abi lounging in a large tub. Her long brown hair flowing behind and around her in the water as she laid her head on her arms over the tubs rim. She looked at peace in the warm water, like one of those old tales that warned of beautiful women who would charm you to your death as they drag you below the waters surface. If she was truly one…                                …Well then, he’d be more than happy to go by her hands.

   “Woah…” Was all that could he could say as he starred at her. 

   Her head turned up quick as she heard him. “Nobu! Finally!” She grinned, arms stretched out before her, requesting him to come forth and join her in the soothing warmth.

   With a slight gulp he went and joined her in the tub. It wasn’t bad and was in fact very comfortable, relaxing. Nobu sat down next to her and kept his hands in his lap as he looked down. ‘I’ll get use to this…hopefully…’ he mused.

   That was when Abi hooked an arm in his and laid her head on his shoulder. Content with both him, their positions, and the atmosphere. She laughed lightly. “Thank you for joining me Nobu.” She lifted her head and gave him a kiss on the lips when he turned his head to look at her.

   He looked at her in shock, but took a breath after her kiss and calmed. Only to give her a kiss back.

        Yeah he’d have to get use to this if he wanted to do this again with her, and he did want to again.

[nobunaga-the-warlord]

[[Dae and the Nob for ship memers]]

General:

Rate the Ship -  1Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Till they grow old like a lameo couple

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Nobu fell in love first by her adorable little habits though Dae took much longer to see him as more.

How was their first kiss? - Nobu ‘tricked’ her while they were pretending to be husband and wife. She blushed cutely while he couldn’t stop smiling.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Nobu

Who is the best man/men? - Nobu’s second in command, Taida or Yen’fey

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Lissa

Who did the most planning? - Daedra

Who stressed the most? - Nobu

How fancy was the ceremony? -  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - CHROM(But Daedra eventually invited him)

Sex:

Who is on top? -  NOBU

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both (Mostly Nobu tho lol)

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on how much time they have ;D

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Nobu always loves to make his pretty wife cum over and over~

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4(For when they get all mushy) | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8(sometimes) | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 1 or 2 (Dragon’s have terrible birthrates.)

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe a few if Dae brings them home

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Daedra (the emperor is terrible with diapers)

Who is the stricter parent? - Nobu(Because Dae looks at him with puppy eyes to be the mean one)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - DAEDRA (Nobu is probably egging them on)

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Daedra

Who is the more loved parent? - Mmm... Both are equally loved! 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Daedra 

Who cried the most at graduation? - ...Nobu

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Nobu

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Nobuuuu

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Nobu(He has to be in order to be a good cook)

Who does the grocery shopping? - Servants usually but if Nobu has something special he will sneak out to buy ingredients first thing.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not often really. Baking isn’t his strongest suit.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAT

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Nobuuuu

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Nobu if he wants to show her a different kind of dinner

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - *coughs*Daedra*coughs*

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Daedra

Who is really against chores? - Neither really

Who cleans up after the pets? - Nobu(he wouldn’t want his darling wife to do it.)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Nobu

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Daedraaa

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Pfft probably Daedra

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Nobuuuu. He love hot baths 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Daedra(Nobu is still uncomfortable with having a dog again.)

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Daedra loves to decorate while Nobu isn’t a fan

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be benevolent rulers until their daughter is able to take the throne.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Daedra(Unless it is winter then Nobu)

Who plays the most pranks? - Nobu~ (He LOVES to tease his love)

[servafes]

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MOMMY NOBUUUU /p i need someone wise’s advice !!!!

i like to make silly looking “art” (i don’t even consider it real art, it’s more like memes/doodles) (like the ms paint art style, that looks a bit like pixel art and also looks sketchy and simple) and i CAN’T DECIDE if i should make an account to post it??? i really want to but i know NOTHING about ig and its algorythm (even though i did use to have disney and anime fanpages with a decent amount of followers when i was, like, 14). i don’t wanna end up with an account with like 2 followers cuz what if affects my self esteem and the way i view art hsjsg ???? i like my cringy artstyle but.. idk im probably overthinking this AGHH

yk it’s just that when i was a fan account it wasn’t my art so it’s not like i got offended if people didn’t like/comment/save. with things i created it would be different i think??? i’ve been wanting to make an art account for YEARS and i just got into the artstyle (i had a “normal” artstyle before) but wait wait lemme try to link the pics

(hope they work)

so this is the first thing i’ve ever drawn in this style https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-AJt9jSnPo1Enyg4B8Dnm0HMYeFIhxYX/view?usp=drivesdk

and then it just kept going. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-I8x_U-9_ZVwpPE6aDAWlW0ApEuJ2r5Z/view?usp=drivesdk

and going (yes that’s a gyaru trying to talk to a golfball and yes it’s a remake of this meme https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/d6udnl/why_wont_it_move/)

and then i saw this. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-1qO6MbBOo51PK-jhMltsnpfCb0yTGV2/view?usp=drivesdk

and i went “this is so hsr main trio” https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-5MwpEQLIFx_iLdif6R9o66Xc2HW5vjw/view?usp=drivesdk

this is cursed, i’m aware.

then i started making these https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-60FA9_FROx2c0SQrzh1RXOXxm7tFl5G/view?usp=drivesdk

you have NO IDEA how many of these i’ve made. because idk either. all i know is that in three days i had made 20+ of them (which may sound like it’s not much, but for me and how little i used to draw it’s a lot)

and now i REALLY want to make the account but i’m TERRIFIED bc what if no one likes that kind of cringy stuff?????

i’m literally so sorry to bother you with this /gen it’s just me overthinking stuff as always :/ don’t feel pressured to answer me ofc!! <3 also i rlly rlly hope things are going better for you! sending love and support <33

gratefully yours

breaker anon~~<3

MOMMA NOBU HAS ARISEN /j j j j

first, those arts are fucking GORJUS my sweettums. as someone who has lost the ability to draw, that is beautiful. i used to think of becoming a free style painter or to learn how to draw digital but somewhere along the way i just gave up and decided to simply settle on writing instead. even now, when i see art tiktok or recommendations of compilation videos on yt, i feel a bit of an ache in my chest. its just there, y’know?

second, i think you should do for it. maybe try opening up an account on a platform ur incredibly familiar with. perhaps tumblr? or even ig? or even tiktok works too! just any platform you feel safe and comfortable and know how to navigate is good.

and yeah, i can def say felt to the “it will make my mental health worse if i only get 2 likes or smt” bc same same same. i try to write good and capture the characters’ personality correctly while keeping the fic ‘alive’ only to end up with like,,,, hundreds of likes but no feedbacks or reposts or smt LMAOOO

as for a single tip i would give is to expect everything. not everyones going to like ur content and they will suddenly crash into ur inbox talking abt how they hated this fic or smt of yrs bc it was disgusting or not their thing. that has happened to me like,,,, 3 times???? i think?????? and and!!! be sure to do a bit of research beforehand, me thinks. see what kind of attention you would get when u start to post on ur page or account.

honestly, i started this blog as only reposting blog. but then one day my very first 🦝 anon came and i decided, why not write a thirst thought i had with friend and see how it goes? and it just spiraled from there.

main thing is, have patience and love what ur doing. don’t burn urself out over it too much or else what u used to love will end up being what u hate and take good care of yourself sweettums<3

[sh1-n0bu]

Nobuuuu I ended up going for ruan mei since she'd be a really good overall investment. I also have the standard banner abundance light cone so my healing is pretty good 😞

Idk who to choose between dan heng il and jingliu. I tested both of them with the support function thing, and I literally never have the 3 sp for dan heng, but jingliu seems more flexible? I love both of them, but what do you think nobu? 😭

ah, you 🤝 me

suffering on who we should pull for

highkey same here anon bc i need a lightning DPS and jing yuan would have a rerun in 2.0 i believe. but i also need healer and luocha is gonna have a rerun soon i think? but i also need sparkle since her kit seems super good and i would need her jn my team with dan heng il and qingque

aiya😔😔😔

now as for the question, hmmm id say both are very flexible. however, you would just need to think on the other team members. jingliu team needs sustainers and dan heng il team needs characters that wont take skill point all the time

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Anonymous said : Idea for the next Guda Guda singularity: NOBBUS ON ICE! Everyone is transported to Hokaido and the Nobbus do a ice skating musical.

“Nobu?!” Oh no, but she’s not that good at ice-skating! It’s hard enough to slide across the cafeteria floor after someone’s spilt water!! She doesn’t have treads like the tank Nobbus, and she can’t fly like the UFO nobbus either! 

“Nobuuuu!!”

She better brush up on her ice-skating skills, and fast!