#nobodythepolymath

[suddenlydeer]

Snapping back to reality when u dissociate, the equivalent of the one (1) it's not unusual preceded by at least seven (7) plays of what's new pussycat

[marvelousmusicalmayhem]

If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

Hmmm… His music composition books would definitely be in there, though much of his music is digital now. His laptop and external hard drive would be with him since those have all his digital music. His Music Meister baton he’d take with him, in part because it was difficult to make and he doesn’t want to start over, in part for self defense. He’d be crushed he wouldn’t be able to take most of his collection with him, especially the instruments, but he’d pack a few very valuable small items he could sell for cash later and his favorite small objects. There’d also be at least one set of his favorite clothes and his travel bag of hygiene products, since if he had to pack a bag and leave he’ll probably be traveling for a while. He’d also throw in whatever bits and bobs he felt he currently needed at the time, and he’d pull emergency cash. But he wouldn’t carry a large amount; he’s had to travel long distance on his own to restart his life before, so he knows to travel with minimal belongings, especially if he’s on the run from something. At the end of the day, collections can be rebuilt and some items can be replaced.

[quizzical-and-quarrelsome]

❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜

[hellfire-hitman-blog]

🎤

How good are they at singing?

Tobias doesn’t sing unless he’s heavily drugged or perhaps concussed. Needless to say, he cannot sing at all and has no desire to try and get better at it.

[scarestress-a]

petname: bonecrusher

Give my muse a petname and see how they react.

[perspiicaci-archive-blog]

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SEND ME ✓ IF YOU THINK I PLAY MY CHARACTER CORRECTLY 

       thank you!

[circus-bird]

🐺

[ Ｍ Ｅ Ｍ Ｅ ;; ☓ ]

   The wolf watched the female curiously, not understanding what this girl was doing out so late in the forest so far outside of the city. Many people didn’t come here, or at least not often. And having people here was hardly ever a good thing. People tended to either destroy the forest or over hunt.

   But Grayson watched her with piercing blue eyes, his heckles were raised because he was so tense. He doesn’t know what her purpose is here, but he was going to make sure she didn’t cause any trouble.

[stiickypaws]

Criminal Minds

Leave a TV show or movie in my ask box and I'll tell you...

favorite male character: SPENCER MOTHER FUCKING REID

favorite female character: PENELOPE MOTHER FUCKING GARCIA

least favorite character:Penelope’s ex....

prettiest character: either J.J. or Emily

funniest character: Spencer or Derrick

favorite season: don’t really have one?

favorite episode: 

favorite romantic ship: J.J. and William

favorite family ship: HM MAYBE HOTCH’S FAM?

favorite friend ship: Penelope and Derrick

worst ship: Penelope and Derrick... as like lovers....

[quizzical-and-quarrelsome]

❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜

“I thought little miss sunshine liked a little sunlight. You always complain about keeping these closed tight. Besides, look at the view of that corner store that’s been robbed seven times in the past three months next to the failed coffee shop that was run out of business because of the nearby robberies. Prime Gotham, right outside our window.”

[bird-brained-burglar]

"Tell me"

X

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ X ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [ X ] Be like “How in the world?”[ X] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ X ] Kiss or hug you back                       [X] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[  ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ X ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ X ] Cute          [ X ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [ X] Ally[ X ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [ X ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [ X ] Pleasant company            [ X ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [ X ] Trustworthy

(- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)

[hellfire-hitman-blog]

💋 [:

How good are they at kissing?

He’s not half bad in human form but, he’s horribly out of practice. Now in his demonic form he has very thin lips and scales. So unless your into that it probably wouldn’t be the greatest. He also has a nasty habit of nipping people.

[marvelousmusicalmayhem]

A Little Friendly Advice

@nobodythepolymath

Bernard grinned into his drink. The date had gone surprisingly well, with no mayhem or deaths or identities revealed. With a beanie covering his still bright orange hair, he came to the Iceberg to celebrate his personal victory. Ana wasn’t on stage yet, but he knew she would be performing tonight.

Dating’s not so hard, he thought, though second dates are always harder than firsts. He frowned a little, then shrugged. They hadn’t set a date for their next get together, so he had some time to plan.

[perspiicaci-archive-blog]

❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS

              ‘are you secretly 80 or something...? i don’t even think my dad would say anything like that.’

[suddenlydeer]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and outside. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ❤️❤️❤️

Darn right I am~ 

[stiickypaws]

☂ + Supercat

send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed : Clark

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping : Selina

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room : Clark

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t : SELINA

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner : Clark

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary : Selina

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular : Selina and Clark

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting : SELINA THOUGH IT PROBABLY WASN’T BOUGH

insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema : Neither, really

[quizzical-and-quarrelsome]

splenda daddy

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Just roll with it Edward. Just take it, and don’t question it like every other questionable nickname she gives you.