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Okay but here me out-
It's pretty much agreed on that all the Ninja more or less grew up in different cultures right?
SO like what if they all refer to one thing as a different word, yet they all mean the same thing.
So like the living room for example- I feel like Cole would call it a parlor (bc of his dad) whilst Jay and Zane would prolly call it the main room, as they grew up in small homes. Kai and Nya would prolly call it the living room, as that's what their parents called it (maybe idk). While Lloyd would call it the common space/area (as at Darkley's, the common area was the only neutral truce-y kind of area)
There was a h u g e soda vs pop debate too, dw.
Jay says jimmy's instead of sprinkles, which annoyed the absolute fuck out of Kai for the longest time.
#idk man#i just think that would be v cute n funny#just imagine their incredulous looks when they realize that's what the other was talking about#there's a on-going debate on what the right terms are#spoiler:#nobody wins#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago headcanon#lloyd garmadon#kai smith#jay walker#zane julien#cole brookstone#nya smith
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has anyone noticed we’ve gotten a lot of content with Darlin in their wolf form recently? …
I wonder why….
“Spend some time in your wolf form.”
#if they turn i’ll cry#if they don’t turn i’ll cry#nobody wins#everyone cries#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted audios#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted vampires
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someone PLEASE tell me if you see me in the city/plaza
#splatoon#splatoon 3#i recreated this by hand also#my hands were cramping so bad#also this is taking a dig at ppl who are like 'use splatterscreen its part of the game'#like would it kill you to just wait until it gets fixed#and then there's the ppl that target screen users so it's basically just#all around bad time for everyone involved#using splatterscreen yourself? hell. enemy using splatterscreen? hell.#nobody wins
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what if marinette died, not because of the wish but because gabriel manages to break the the ladybug/cat miraculous while fighting her as monarch?
Not gonna lie, I originally planned on dismissing this because "Why would that make a difference from the what if Marinette died instead of Gabriel what if.
But there actually is a big change.
-Monarch managed to land a collision hit right when Bugnoire was going for a cataclysm, the ensuing impact sent bug noire flying.
-Monarch's use of the bull miraculous made him immune to direct damage, so only Marinette took the brunt of the hit.
-Bug noir stood up, unaware of the damage done to her ring. It was cracked.
-The fight continued, Bugnoire feeling herself be a bit off, (and combining the effect of Two miraculous on her body made the effect accelerate.)
-Monarch saw and used it to his advantage.
-He knocked her aside with another clout attack. But this time, Marinette wasnt getting back up. Her transformation undone. She was dead.
-Tikki popped out horrified, while plagg popped out and something looked off about him.
-Monarch took the miraculous, and tried to have them reveal themselves, Tikki did, but plagg... couldnt.
-Monarch ordered but this disoriented plagg wasnt listening
-Monarch realized what happened, a broken miraculous! The first clash had broken her miraculous, and she kept fighting. Her life force was being sapped by a unified miraculous with one broken.
-Monarch ordered Gimmi to appear, but it wasnt working. It couldnt work. The cat miraculous was damaged. He would need to fix it. But he cant, he doesnt have the time.
-Tikki looked at Gabriel in disgust.
-"Your lust for power left you blind. You dont get your wish." The god like tikki exclaimed
-Monarch fell to the floor in anger.
-"No... NO... NO!!!!!!!!!'
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Witch tip: love magic
I don't need who needs this reminder today, but, witches:
If your partner wants to run off with "Becky", let them.
They aren't worth your time or magical energy to keep them.
Do not love bind them. Do not "lover return" their ass.
You are better than that. You deserve to be loved by somebody that you don't need to use magic on.
I promise you.
Love, an old swamp hag
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Ooc.
Whines I wore the wrong shoes to pokemon go day
#out of character#i will be back on here as soon as I cool off#why must pokemon go festival be in the hottest month of the year in the northern hemisphere#why not. march#nobody wins
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Ah yes, bargain with an eldritch entity that is eons older than you and only really recognizes you as its caretaker and master because your father created it, bargain with it for the life of your QPP that it hates, surely nothing will go wrong
#oc art#doodle#mlp fim#mlp oc#mlp oc art#next gen horse#Phoenix isn’t the only sad stupid motherfucker#Demeter gets to be sad and stupid as well#yippee#nobody wins
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John Seed choking me out and then resuscitating me during my confession vs. me suffocating him by sitting on his face
#john seed#far cry 5#nobody wins#but I get LUST carved into both of my thighs#that I used to cut off his air supply#shitpost#that's more of a thirstpost
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i recommend going outside every once in a while. go get scared shitless by a pheasant suddenly taking flight from the nearby brush or something
#local guy is very very jumpy and scared of sudden noises and movement#local bird is prone to making sudden loud movements#nobody wins#(i had four pheasant scares today)#(one of them was actually in the tall grass but it was enough to hide it from me)
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I would like to stop having dreams about something at the foot of my bed pulling off the covers it is not restful
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of literally all the men the could hire for this they chose someone everyone INCLUDING THE FANS hate like. I don't understand
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Friend @meibruges recently reblogged this desperate message from a desperate land, and I reblogged it from her, just to share it and to make it heard. For some reason, if I want to put the grieving angel image on top, it only works if I reblog directly from @stuckinapril. But no hijacking meibruges or reposting here.
However, the Angel has to stay. And grieve for everybody down there, where those who have lost the measure of humanity, sit in folly, to measure each other's wrongs, while the stench of innocent blood rises again in the Thrice Holy Land.
The grieving Angel is the matter, and he has to stay, and take on my confusion and guilt, if I wish to dream (what my tumblr is originally about), and to elaborate freedom, fairness and future perspectives from Dream itself. From creation. Even in such a world. Especially in such a world.
Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.
We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable. This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.
— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024
Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.
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nobody wins: who gets there first in the aftermath, bunnyx or lila?
Well,
Lila is the only one there. Bunnyx can only go if she knows something is wrong, and the only time she really knew something was wrong was when she was fading out of existence. Lila wouldnt erase her existence.
The world is terrorized by nightmares, fighting the Miraculized.
Lila strolls inside and finds the ladybug and busted cat miraculous. With all the knowledge she knows, she knows she can fix the cat miraculous. Taking all of the rings and the kwami's to the lair where Gabriel already has all the resources he needed to fix a miraculous (he probably had to have a ton in case a ring got broke, and even if he didnt lila probably would go find the stuff easily cause she has a bunch of miraculous.)
-She fixes the cat miraculous while the world is still going through it with the miraculized. Then she makes her wish.
-So I guess in the nobody wins au, somebody did win.
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