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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
“Woah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anyways— add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a ‘which batfam member are you (except its personal)’ quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ‘danny rejecting bruce as a parent’ aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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excuse me! 😀
#inmaki#the way my jaw dropped#this is like actually concerning#pls tell me im not the only one scared of these ppl???#how can you enjoy reading abour r*pe and inc*est i js dont understand!!!!#WHY IS RHIS NORMALIZED WHY IS NOBODY SHAMING THEM#jjk x reader
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started writing more of my full length sugar daddy Ari fic and I’m so in love with it 🥹💞💓 but omfg it’s gonna be loooong bc I’ve planned multiple smut scenes and there’s a lot of dialogue heavy scenes and of course, plot and drama!!! I’m really just trying to cram everything into this to make it the most self-indulgent, sexiest, smuttiest, daddiest fic everrrr 🫶🏼🫶🏼
#basically I’m writing EXACTLY how I’d want a sugar daddy fic to be written#bahahaha#I’m excited#nobody read this and ask me ‘but what about x fic when will you update that?!’#lemme work on what’s inspiring me pls 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼#all fics will be updated in due course#my thoughts 💭
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#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuji#kugisaki nobara#jjk#fanart#there thems all the tags#anyways. it's really good#i've only watched the anime so nobody come round with manga spoilers pls thnx#just gonna pretend everything is always good and chipper for this trio#okay? okay#tried to go into the tag but it was like 90% reader insert smut fic which is really funny but not what i was there for#just wanted to see fun fanart or jolks or something. also not all the fics were under a read more#if i'm on the app it takes a min to scroll#so many things fluttering & twitching.#anyways how yall doin#i'm tryna quit my job
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what does one unfinished fic from like 2022 of a very rareshipp does a to a mf
and also a trashy playlist that got me in my own feelings...
#i know i know i said that the watercolor version was gonna be scrapped but eh i did like it at the end#but the lineart one is more err... better i think is better without colors imo#piss mauling#sniperpauling#miss pauling#sniper#tf2#team fortress 2#purple heat#dear creator of the fic if youre reading this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD I AM BEGGING TO CONTINUE IT PKZ#I HAVE BEEN READING THIS THING FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS I AM OBSESSED RE READING IT IS SO GOOD THE WRITING IS GOOD PLS#anyways ahem... i dont even like reading fanfics but this one. is like i have found the true meaning of love#and i will ofc do more art for this fic bc i am obsessed hahaha i AM CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY#oh yeah and the playlist that i made eeeek... is not like in character or anything maybe nobody is gonna like it bc is full of... kpoopy bu#but the songs are not random i swear they made sense i swear they made sense for them believe me plz#god. i am the only person in this goddamn planet doing content for this two what the fuck like#kino art
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Might need to write some character x reader imagine stories that fit Rayman characters cuz I have yet to find a story that fits with tiny sweetheart aliens and weird insectoids and it's starting to drive me crazy. Most stuff about non humans I see is with angel wings or super dominant big creatures 😔
What about my blorbos?? My bibi's, my lublubs, pookie wookies, lil guys who are actually quite charming? Guys who try to act tough but are actually too small to do anything plssss
#f/o imagines alien#i love domimance#but theres only so many times i can read about someone calling me adorable for doing a basic thing#pls stop treating me like a baby#no hate towards people who love it#i used to too#i just want smthn different#im needy sorry#im an adult pls treat me like one 😭#cuz nobody irl does and fiction is supposed to be an escape from reality
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honestly—and i know this opinion is unpopular but—nonverbal communication and social cues are important parts of communication for a majority of people and they’re not any less mature than direct verbal communication. your inability to read social cues does not mean that social cues are inherently bad, childish, or stupid.
#rambling#obligatory clarification that i myself struggle to read social cues#and i am not saying that everyone is/should be able to or that not being able to is a personal failing#i am also not saying that social cues are inherently superior to direct communication#okay nobody piss on the poor pls thx
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I just posted the first chapter of my first fic ever!
fists are made for fighting (8.5k words so far)
summary:
christopher is gone. eddie can't handle it.
or, eddie punches gerrard and is left to pick up the pieces of his broken life.
read here on AO3!
#GAH this is scary#if you decide to read please keep in mind this is my first real attempt at creative writing in years#so the writing might read weird#but i wanted to play in my little sandbox with my barbies#and also i had nobody beta read this so idk if the characterization is like. good at all#pls be kind im just a little guy#fanfic#911 fanfic#911#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#buddie#buddie fanfic
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at the end of the day i am so very picky about the satoru content i choose to consume :,)
#— ai rambles#we are all free to do whatever we want here and write characters as we please#but man. the things i’ve seen and how that’s not him AT ALL#like when we write fanfic we more or so make the said character a bit ooc one way or another#like that’s inevitable#but i’ve seen things#where he’s got 0 of the basic traits at least that makes him gojo satoru#like it’s just the name that’s gojo satoru the rest is more like kenjaku ngl#are we on the same page with character analysis sometimes i wonder#once again i am not judging anyone here okay pls nobody take this personally#i am simply super picky about what i read and like when it comes to him#ur all doing wonderful for creating art i am just a huge bitch when its about him that’s all
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i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,
if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."
i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,
i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason
#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions#ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person#if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully#that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is#not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion#yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something#like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi'#I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad#honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner#and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion#and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully)#but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ?#im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them'#have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf#its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!'#LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333#ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious.#MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions#ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol#being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless#but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy#and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize#ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people#so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3#i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE#watch nobody read this fr#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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—DNI NSFW—
“Come now, love…” the sun is rising over the threshold of the nearby window you like to sit on. You can feel the comforting heat even if you are only a few feet away. It quickly grows into discomfort but you stay anyway, in awe of the warmth which envelops the world. Eyes lain on such an unusual sight; a bright big ball of fire you’ve only read about takes refuge in the sky. So unlike the comforting glow of the soft hands that caress your sensitive eyes when the wolves howl and the world turns cold.
Papa gently rests his hand on the small of your back. He guides you away from the heated shadow of the sun's rays. It’s encompassed your spot entirely, briefly you think about how a heat so volatile could cool down in time just for you. But then papa is pulling you back in with his voice, a finger running over your shoulder blade. A smile that takes up all of your attention as he murmurs gently… “Let’s go find Dada…”
#🖇️ ; paperclips#i’m vagueposting so hard rn nobody knows who i’m talking about AT ALL#hiding this in the tags pls pls nobody read this far#i just cooked so hard i shat myself#HELEOWHAHHAJ#ahem.
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DunMeshi fanfic authors/fan artists, have Senshi and Kabru cook together and my life is yours
#dungeon meshi spoilers but only if you read the tags and not in the actual post#I’m being a total freak right now but I just read this fic where they interacted and I’m all stirred up now#ok guys listen they both have a stew related to memories of their past and monsters killed everyone they knew#Kabru could say something like ‘I don’t know how to cook’ and Senshi could be like ‘what?! ye don’t know how to cook?!’#and then offer to teach him on the spot because cooking is an important skill that ‘youngins’ should all learn#also it breaks my heart that the Barometz Stew didn’t turn out anything like Kabru wanted so I imagined an opportunity he’d get to have it#like they could cook the stew together the proper way do you see my vision#I’ve thought of this for like months but nobody else ever said anything but now that this fanfic guy sees the connection I hope you can too#I think they should totally cook together#more cooking and food fan content pls…more Kabru content pls…and Kabru and Senshi cooking together as like a nice little treat for me please#please guys…dungeon meshi…dungeon meal…MEAL…meal=stew…Senshi & Kabru cook stew#guys pleaseeeeeeeeeeee#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dunmeshi#senshi dungeon meshi#senshi#senshi of izganda#rope/spider post
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pairing: jay x gn!reader genre: fluff word count: 450
your phone vibrates with a new notification. 'i'm outside.' quickly, you grab a jacket and rush out your front door, meeting jay where he sits in his car. he smiles, unlocking the door for you.
"where are we going?"
"thought i'd take you out for a drive. you love them."
"you know me too well, park."
the drive is relatively quiet after that, only the sound of a nostalgic pop song playing through the speakers. you crack the window, letting the wind blow through your hair and nodding along to the rhythm. when you look over, jay is smiling at you.
"what?"
he shakes his head, smiling. "nothing. it's just…" he glances at the light before looking back at you. "you look like you're in a movie scene. it's… handsome."
you raise an eyebrow. "you think i'm handsome?"
jay nods. "i think you're irresistible." not expecting his response, you look return to looking outside the window and hope jay doesn't notice how flustered you are.
"there's somewhere i wanna show you." jay murmurs, pulling off onto a side road. he drives to a beach before stopping the car. "come on," he says. you follow him out of the car, walking alongside the shore together. your hands gently brush every not and then, making your heart rate speed up.
you walk for a few minutes until you reach a rocky area to sit at, overlooking the water. "it's beautiful out here." you whisper.
"i go out here to think," jay murmurs. "the water calms me down. it reminds me of you." the words make your breath hitch, though they don't explicitly carry a romantic meaning. you turn to face him and he does the same, hand ghosting against your cheek. "y/n " he whispers.
"jay," your eyes flick from his to his lips. he leans closer until your noses touch.
"can i kiss you?" it feels like your world has stopped when the words leave his mouth. eagerly, you nod, pressing your lips together in a sweet kiss. "i love you y/n. i've been in love with you since i was five years old and fell off my bike and you rushed over to help me up. and when i had an allergic reaction when i held your cat for the first time and you kissed my cheek because you felt bad. and-" you cut him off with another kiss, smiling when you pull away.
"i love you, park jongseong. so much."
"i love you too, l/n y/n. be mine?"
you bite back a smile, eagerly nodding. "of course. you're mine~"
jay wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into his chest. "i'm yours." he whispers.
#wrote this at like 01 am pls#i go back and forth bc nobody is reading these so it's like no one is judging me but also i want people to like them yk#enhypen#jay#park jongseong#enha jay#jay x reader#jay x gn reader#jay x male reader#enhypen x reader#enhypen x gn reader#enhypen x male reader#enhypen fluff#jay fluff#enhypen reactions#enhypen soft hours#enhypen scenarios#enhypen imagines#enhypen jay#enha fluff#enha soft hours#enha x reader#enha jay x reader#enha reactions#enha x male reader#enha scenarios#enha fanfic
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Is saving to fail what matters most in the end ANNABETH???!!
#I’ll throw up#I’m only half way through the episode#nobody spoil pls#pjo spoilers#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo show spoilers#pjo tv show#edit: ok I finished the episode#… and no it’s not#but like kinda??#idk you could read it that way
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Ostrum
Ch 5 pgs 12 & 13
Read it on Tapas
First | Last | Next
#ostrum comic#webcomic#hype hype hype#shonen#only the one spread this week cause the coloring took me forever#but ill upload a bonus comic later this month as a little treat#p.s. if you're reading this far (first of all ily and also) preorders for the first volume are now closed#but the link should still work and anyone else who orders around this time will still get preorder stuff ;3#shhh dont tell nobody (jk pls tell all your friends)
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I’m actually laughing at the people who are shocked & amazed about the fact that there are fics that are anti-Tommy. Like, have you guys BEEN on AO3, ever? There’s so many anti-Ana & Ana Flores bashing fics and SHE WAS BASICALLY AN NPC 😂 She didn’t do anything other than exist and get broken up with, & I’m 90% sure she has the most bashing fics written about her on that site. Did you REALLY think Tommy was going to get off scot-free just bc YOU like him???
Tommy as a character is cool, & I ADORE Lou, but I’m not obsessed with the way he & Buck are together, so I’ll probably read & maybe even write one of those fics, and if you don’t like it, that’s totally valid! You don’t have to read it! Nobody is going to make you, or get pissed that you don’t love Tommy bashing fics! If other people’s art isn’t for you, that’s totally fine!
However, as an enjoyer of bashing fics (of basically ANY character myself), I’m going to get my little drinky drink & scroll on my little website and enjoy whatever comes my way 😋🤭
#911 abc#evan buckley#bucktommy#tommy kinard#911 s7#I’m pro Tommy but anti-BuckTommy#LET PEOPLE READ & WRITE WHAT THEY LIKE IN PEACE & WITHOUT JUDGMENT#some people literally write MCD fics & you’re mad about someone writing a character not being nice#most of them are tagged OOC or character-bashing and nobody is making you read it#but there are people who enjoy them so quit getting pissy about it#also no hate to ppl who write MCD fics but like#are y’all okay? who hurt you? & also pls stop hurting us 🤣#ana flores#Ana literally just existed and we all decided to hate her and make her a homophobic psycho abelist harpy & that’s hysterical to me#writing is an art & people deserve to make their art and express their opinions especially if it doesn’t actually hurt anyone#there’s a way to exclude tags for a reason my dudes
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