#no. kris shant be

[amndmirk]

.........so it has come down to this.

@autismswagsummit

[bee-makes-a-heart]

kris kringle if he was a fruit //

originally posted: dec 23 2023

[hearts401]

evil ralsei is such a boring theory to me. thats a child who has been alone for who knows how long and is actively struggling with meeting the people hes been waiting for (kris and susie, as well as the player) and they are Nothing like he expected, susie especially.

(plus, he DOES have “secrets,” inarguably, but he probably has NO IDEA other people dont know about the player and game mechanics. because to him its common sense!!)

i love deltarune i love ralsei and if ppl want to make evil ralsei content Thats Fine but there is not nearly enough evidence to evil ralsei in the two chapters we have. Because The Game Is Unfinished. Obviously. he is innocent and i will Fight for him.

-cross (can you tell one of my recent re-hyperfixes is deltarune lol.)

FRRR LIKE... Its just a whole i think this character is suspicious so they MUST be evil WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WITH PAIMON (altho i shant make this about genshit)

its just. hes probably got little secrets! theres probably things he hasnt told us but i doubt its bc hes evil like UFHUGHUUF

[pinkalliums]

i always forget that queueing posts is a feature on this website...

i shant ever do it, dear followers. woe! 10 posts in a row in the span of 5 minutes about kris deltarune!

[stories-for-adults]

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Hi maru name Harry (name badlel che ) che hu atyare branch manager ek namankit bank ma job kru chu aaje hu mara life best evi mst vat keva jai rahyo chu.

Aa vat vadhare juni to ny hoy lagbhag aa vat vityane ekad week jevu thayu mara aunty ni chokri ne 3 years pura thaya atle birthday party rakheli jema khub j ocha kaho to lagbhag 6-7 Loko Ane baki badha chokra Nana am hata mara kaki mara mate pehle thi attraction hata karnke temna ekdam gol Ane mulayam babla mari aankho ne temna parthi hatva mota deta Ane temna bharavdar kulha ni to vat j pucho ma em thay k tya Marya j kru ne bov j Eva sexy temno ghav vrno colour Ane madhyam evi height Ane bov j mst Evu temnu sharir have aava sexy aunty hoy to ek navyuvak kem y hath rey hu tyare party na samay krta khub j velo pochi gyo to lagbhag sanj na 10 vayga aaju baju no party no samay hato pn hu bapor na 4 vage decoration krvu tevu bahanu dy ne tya gyo mara aunty Ane biji 2-3 chokri o tya decoration kri Rahi hati mara Vela javathi te kush thay gya karnke aam kyarey hu maru kam muki ne aavu ny pn Aaj aayvo hu Jyare tya pochyo tyare temni chokri suti hati Ane te rasoda ma kyk banavi rahya hata hu tya jy ne ubho rahyo pela to mne joy ne choki gya pachi ame banne vato kri rahya hata tya thodik var ma mari najar temna boll uper gg ekdam gol Ane naram lot na pinda jeva temna bobla su vat kru tamne teni Ane mota to etla k ek hath ma ek j aave ekdam bhura Ane madhyam height na mara aunty a te divse kurti pereli je thodi kadak hati . Mari najar vate vate temna mulayam boll or jati hati te vat thi tevi ajan nota amra banne ni vat chalti j hati ta tevo ne upr na maliya mathi kayk utarvu hashe to te pachal ni room ma aavi ne table or chadya Ane me table pakdi raykhu jeti name nahi table ni direct pachal j bed hato jethi jo pade to pn lage ny pn risk to no levay ne atle hu pakdi ne tya ubho rahyo niche thi temna bharavdar kulha Ane temna bobla khub j mota Ane mast lagta hata mari najar vare vare tya j jati hati .

Mara kaki ne me vat vat ma gal pr hath mukvo ne temne vare vare sparsh krva ni try krto hato mara aa type na sparsh thi tene mara erada samjai gya hashe.ame banne eka dhire dhire eka bija ni bov j najik jy rahya hata te samye rasoda ma Amara banne sivay koy Motu khali hu mari aunty bs ame be j hu dhire dhire shruat krta temna hath ne mara hath ma pakdi lv chu ne temna gal pr ek shant pn atyant prbhavshali evi kiss kru chu bs aa kiss thi jane mara mate badha rasta k khuli gya hoy temne aano virodh pn no kryo k ky kidhu te Kay samje te pehla j me temna hoth ne mara hoth vache kaskavi ne jakdi lidha Amara banne nu chumban lagbhag 5 k minutes chalyu hashe temne chumban todyu Ane bolya k khali kiss j karay k Biju Kay y aavde che pachi hu tya j temne ek hug kri Ane mara banne hath teni pachal tena saras maja na kulha or fervi rahyo hato temni Kay aanakani on nohti ame bey ek bija ne valgela jem nag nagan kem hoy chotela tem me dhire dhire temni kurti ni uper uper thi hath fervta temna mst mulayam lot na pinda jeva bobla dabavanu chalu karyu.

lagbhag ekad minut sudhi temna bobla maslya baad have maro 6.5 inch no lodo pn barobar ubhi thay gyo hato me tene me platform uper besadi Ane tena bobla vache maru mathu nakhi bobla no sparsh karto hato pachi me tena kapda utarva ni sharuat kri pela temni kurti uper Kari peli vaar me tene aavi rite joy tena mst bobla vache ni Rekha joy ne to maru modhu khulu ne khulu j rahi gyu teni a pink colour ni bra pereli je khub j mst lag ti hati me tena bobla pr farithi var karyo Ane aa vakhte to te mne thoda thoda dekhta hata atle utsah or vadhi gyo tene platform par j besva didhi Ane kiss krta krta teni bra na hook kholi nakhya atle tena bey boll ekdam chuta thava ne aare hata jevi bra khechu k ena bobla mari aankho aagal pn aatli dhiraj pachi have rokay am noti atle jaldi thi temni bra me mara hath ma lidhi.

Ane side pr muki didhi tyar pachi me temna bobla ne chusva nu sharu karyu hu lagbhag thodak samay sudhi to temna bobla j chusto rahyo bov j Eva bharavdar me rasdar su vaat karu eni Keri na godhla ne chuso tevi feel aave pachi hu dhire dhire maro hath niche ni taraf lay gyo Ane eni penti kholva no me pryas kryo pn mne lagyu k te mne rokti ti te boyli k aaya ny chal room ma aatli vaar ma romance pachi jo koy room ma bolave to su joie teno potano room second floor pr hato.

Ane kitchen first floor pr joke te makan ma tena shivay koy rehtu no hatu atle Kay upadi noti k koy amne joy jay pn toy beek to rey ne ame banne tena rum ma uper gya tya mst hu maro lodo kholi ne tena j bed or betho Ane te mari same nagn avshta ma ekdam sexy ne khatrnak bold look aavto to have to ky Dr j no ho my tem hu tene valgi gyo sidho mari jibh thi teni ekdam nitarti ne pani vali bhini evi Gand Ane temni chut su vakhan karu ena to hu tena bed or betho Ane te mara loda ne motha ma ly ne mne blow jobe aapva laygi te maro lodo chusti hati ne hu tena bobla dabavi rahyo hato vadhare time vyrth no krta me tene ubhi kri Ane bed or siti suvdavi didhi tarat j hu nicho namine teni ekdam clean shaved ek on vaal vagar ni bhuri y ny ne Kali ny evi temni bhosh me thodi var tene mari jibh vade chayti pachi dhime ry ne mara jamna hath ni aangli bharayvi temna modha mathi siskari nikli gy tene pn have feel thava laygi hati ne vare vare ghadik potana j boll dabave to dhadik maro loda ne me dhime Rahi ne temne sarkha krya Ane mari position ly lidhi mne khabar hati k te khub j sensitive che atle dhime ry ne me mara loda nu topku andar nakhyu andar nakhi ne pachal thi thodu thuk lagavyu jethi jarik lisu lage Ane maro aakho lodo andr jay me aam krta krta temne chodva na sharu krya teni bhini chut na karne mne bov j maja aavti ti hu have vadhare ne vadhare hyper thay rahyo hato ta j mne laygu k have maru chuti jashe pn samay rehta hu ubhi ry gyo Ane me position badlva nu vicharyu have hu bed upr suto Ane te mara loda or aavi ne betho ekdam cow girl style ma te mne kiss krta krta mara loda ni savary kevanu chalu karyu hu pn sex ni maja Leto Leto vache vache tena bobla dabavi rahyo hato jethi te pn Josh ma rahe have ek evo samay aayvo k mara thi rokay tem notu Ane te khub j jadap ma mara loda or uchli Rahi hati hu teni bhosh ni andar mara spirm ni pichkari Marva nu noto vicharto pn tene ky kv ta to maru nikli gyu je badhu y teni bhosh ma Ane maru thyu te pehla lagbhag 2 var teni bhosh Pani kadhi Suki hati have hu ubho thyo Ane tene niche besadi te mara loda pase modhu rakhi ne muthiya Marva laygi ghadik modha ma ley to dhadik muthiya mare em krta krta farithi mara sprum ni pichkari thy Ane aa vakhte badhu tena modha par gyu Ane thodu tena bobla pr te tena bobla or padelu viryu jate j chatva lagi ne potana bed or suy gy maru mn haju bharanu notu mare tena mast kulla vache teni Gand ma ek vaar lodo nakhvo hato pn te pn have thaki gy hoy tevu lagtu hatu atle hu pn teni pase jy tena uper suy gyo tena bobla pr mathu nakhii rakhi ne ....

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મિત્રો, તમે આપના પ્રેમ અને સેક્સ ના અનુભવો, શેર કરવા માટે સ્વતંત્ર છો. હું, આ વાર્તા ઑ માં આપના વિચારોને ખરેખર મહત્ત્વ આપું છું. જો તમારી ઓળખ ગુપ્ત રાખવાની ઇચ્છા હોય, તો હું તમારી ગોપનીયતાનો પુરા સ્વિકાર સાથે રક્ષા કરું છું, અને એ બિનજરૂરી રીતે પ્રગટ નહીં થાય.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

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CFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN3) 1:00pm: Redblacks vs. Alouettes

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 6:00pm: NLDS - Phillies vs. Atlanta - Game #2 (SN) 9:00pm: NLDS - Diamonbacks vs. Dodgers - Game #2

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN2) 8:00pm: Spurs vs. Thunder (SN Now) 9:00pm: Nets vs. Lakers

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (CBC) 8:00pm: Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

STAYING INN: HOTEL JULIE (CTV Life) 8:00pm (FINALE): The entire team comes together to complete the guest experience, and finalize the redesign for the grand reveal of Hotel Julie.

NFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 8:15pm: Packers vs. Raiders

COUNTRY HOUSE HUNTERS: CANADA (CTV Life) 8:30pm: Shante and Adam look for a one-of-a-kind home in Shelburne.

VICTORIA (CBC) 9:00pm: Victoria must decide whether to fight the Chartists or allow them to present their petition.

BERING SEA GOLD (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Young mining gangster Chris McCully challenges Mr. Gold's dominance; wise guys Kris and Andy prospect; Don Vernon faces health issues; made man Zeke creates a palace on the ice; a pregnant Emily leaves Jane in charge of the operation.

SECRETS OF THE LOST LINERS (Cottage Life) 9:00pm: Climb aboard this Russian-designed symbol of French pride and marvel at the Art Deco luxury that made it the most expensive ocean liner ever built. Investigate the fire that sank her in 1942, which may have been an act of Nazi sabotage.

THE TRAITORS CANADA (CTV) 10:00pm: Tensions are high at the first breakfast of the season; two misfits must integrate the group faster if they want to avoid being banished.

SCOTT'S VACATION HOUSE RULES (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: Mark and Michael's parents saw the potential in this massive bungalow for their retirement and tasked their sons to maintain it in the meantime.

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

tjis is so awesome You all love me I would tell my opinion on this sichuashon but i shant tilt the vote i will say popular opinion is mine own as well So atleast i know kris is quite see through and consistent

[shopkeeps]

who i think deltarune characters would play as in mario kart

kris - dry bones. they just think he’s a funny little guy

susie - bowser. she was always jealous of his spiked bracelet things and was thrilled when she saw her dark world outfit

ralsei - peach. he’s jealous of her prettiness

lancer - bowser jr. do i need to explain??

noelle - toadette. she just thinks she’s cute

berdly - waluigi, because of the memes

queen - roy koopa. something about him just resonates with her

jevil - king boo. i don’t know how to explain this one it’s just the vibe

seam - cat peach. meow

spamton - metal mario. leave it up to him to choose the oddest character

rouxls kaard - koopa troopa. doesn’t know what he’s doing and picks a random character. it’s almost impressive how he manages to slip on every banana peel.

“WHY SHANT THE TURTLE STOPETH SPINNING????”

[swagship-sideblog]

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[art tag]

The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

[itsaprosthetic]

I no longer beseech thee, forgiveness has spreaded throughout my soul! To the depth of Earth.... I am a humble farm boy selling greenery to the village. I found tumblr.dotcom and found thy blog. I shant deny, your blog is a shining beacon of aesthetics. My wife and my cat enjoy the antics of thou Kris and I met no harm. I shall go back to the fields betwixst hell and heaven and harvest eggplants. Till we meet again, sir Fisher....

I honestly have 0 words, im in love with this ask anon thank you....

Pass the message to thy wife and cat my good regards!

[itty-bitty-playhouse]

Kris is a flip. I have no reasoning but i shant be denied this headcanon.

[yololablife]

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