#no. kris shant be

[amndmirk]

.........so it has come down to this.

@autismswagsummit

[bee-makes-a-heart]

kris kringle if he was a fruit //

originally posted: dec 23 2023

[hearts401]

evil ralsei is such a boring theory to me. thats a child who has been alone for who knows how long and is actively struggling with meeting the people hes been waiting for (kris and susie, as well as the player) and they are Nothing like he expected, susie especially.

(plus, he DOES have “secrets,” inarguably, but he probably has NO IDEA other people dont know about the player and game mechanics. because to him its common sense!!)

i love deltarune i love ralsei and if ppl want to make evil ralsei content Thats Fine but there is not nearly enough evidence to evil ralsei in the two chapters we have. Because The Game Is Unfinished. Obviously. he is innocent and i will Fight for him.

-cross (can you tell one of my recent re-hyperfixes is deltarune lol.)

FRRR LIKE... Its just a whole i think this character is suspicious so they MUST be evil WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WITH PAIMON (altho i shant make this about genshit)

its just. hes probably got little secrets! theres probably things he hasnt told us but i doubt its bc hes evil like UFHUGHUUF

[pinkalliums]

i always forget that queueing posts is a feature on this website...

i shant ever do it, dear followers. woe! 10 posts in a row in the span of 5 minutes about kris deltarune!

[swagship-sideblog]

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[art tag]

The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

[laresearchette]

Monday, October 09, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

NETFLIX CANADA STRANDED WITH MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

CFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN3) 1:00pm: Redblacks vs. Alouettes

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 6:00pm: NLDS - Phillies vs. Atlanta - Game #2 (SN) 9:00pm: NLDS - Diamonbacks vs. Dodgers - Game #2

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN2) 8:00pm: Spurs vs. Thunder (SN Now) 9:00pm: Nets vs. Lakers

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (CBC) 8:00pm: Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

STAYING INN: HOTEL JULIE (CTV Life) 8:00pm (FINALE): The entire team comes together to complete the guest experience, and finalize the redesign for the grand reveal of Hotel Julie.

NFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 8:15pm: Packers vs. Raiders

COUNTRY HOUSE HUNTERS: CANADA (CTV Life) 8:30pm: Shante and Adam look for a one-of-a-kind home in Shelburne.

VICTORIA (CBC) 9:00pm: Victoria must decide whether to fight the Chartists or allow them to present their petition.

BERING SEA GOLD (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Young mining gangster Chris McCully challenges Mr. Gold's dominance; wise guys Kris and Andy prospect; Don Vernon faces health issues; made man Zeke creates a palace on the ice; a pregnant Emily leaves Jane in charge of the operation.

SECRETS OF THE LOST LINERS (Cottage Life) 9:00pm: Climb aboard this Russian-designed symbol of French pride and marvel at the Art Deco luxury that made it the most expensive ocean liner ever built. Investigate the fire that sank her in 1942, which may have been an act of Nazi sabotage.

THE TRAITORS CANADA (CTV) 10:00pm: Tensions are high at the first breakfast of the season; two misfits must integrate the group faster if they want to avoid being banished.

SCOTT'S VACATION HOUSE RULES (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: Mark and Michael's parents saw the potential in this massive bungalow for their retirement and tasked their sons to maintain it in the meantime.

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

tjis is so awesome You all love me I would tell my opinion on this sichuashon but i shant tilt the vote i will say popular opinion is mine own as well So atleast i know kris is quite see through and consistent

[shopkeeps]

who i think deltarune characters would play as in mario kart

kris - dry bones. they just think he’s a funny little guy

susie - bowser. she was always jealous of his spiked bracelet things and was thrilled when she saw her dark world outfit

ralsei - peach. he’s jealous of her prettiness

lancer - bowser jr. do i need to explain??

noelle - toadette. she just thinks she’s cute

berdly - waluigi, because of the memes

queen - roy koopa. something about him just resonates with her

jevil - king boo. i don’t know how to explain this one it’s just the vibe

seam - cat peach. meow

spamton - metal mario. leave it up to him to choose the oddest character

rouxls kaard - koopa troopa. doesn’t know what he’s doing and picks a random character. it’s almost impressive how he manages to slip on every banana peel.

“WHY SHANT THE TURTLE STOPETH SPINNING????”

[itsaprosthetic]

I no longer beseech thee, forgiveness has spreaded throughout my soul! To the depth of Earth.... I am a humble farm boy selling greenery to the village. I found tumblr.dotcom and found thy blog. I shant deny, your blog is a shining beacon of aesthetics. My wife and my cat enjoy the antics of thou Kris and I met no harm. I shall go back to the fields betwixst hell and heaven and harvest eggplants. Till we meet again, sir Fisher....

I honestly have 0 words, im in love with this ask anon thank you....

Pass the message to thy wife and cat my good regards!

[itty-bitty-playhouse]

Kris is a flip. I have no reasoning but i shant be denied this headcanon.

[yololablife]

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