#no; it does

[lost-estradiographer]

Ordered myself some tits that got delivered today. Put them on, put on the femme-cut t-shirt my best friend sent me, put on the women's flannel I accidentally bought last February, and now I'm just sitting here with some perky B-cups not crying into my teriyaki salmon.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[lavendorii]

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

[nessa007]

that’s how you write a headline

[theboxfort]

Peace and love